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Biden's economy edition.

No links.

Previous: >>54873486

>> No.54878822

No Links, No High quality posts from me

>> No.54878831

>>54878812
God Biden is such a chad, I'm glad he won the election and saved us from Trump's terrible economy.

>> No.54878832
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Have any of you ever actually had realized gains?

>> No.54878838

>>54878832
Studies show that selling in an attempt to time the market is always a bad idea, I'm holding till retirement.

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>JEPI

>> No.54878843
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>>54878831
I think he’s gonna be the fall guy when the US implodes

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when is the big crash?

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Useful information from the last time the government tried to ban short selling in 2008. Apparently it fucked up a lot of things, including market makers, puts, and short ETFs:

https://www.investmentnews.com/short-selling-ban-creates-potential-etf-quirk-premiums-and-discounts-17661

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>>54878843
>>54878850
Hopefully it's soon, this crab shit is boring.

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>>54878851
Drink it bobo

>> No.54878867

>>54878861
i wonder if a bank will fail this weekend

>> No.54878868

>>54878843
If the US economy did collapse it would obviously be Trump's fault, Trump printed an absurd amount of money and caused the entire crisis we are currently experiencing. Biden is doing his best to achieve a soft landing and I think the man can pull it off, I currently rate him as the 2nd best president ever, behind FDR. If Biden achieves the soft landing he will clearly be the greatest president ever.

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>>54878851
wow, this is actually gaining credence?

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>>54878851
They're not actually gonna do it, right? Didn't a court already find it illegal?

>> No.54878881

>>54878868
lmao

>> No.54878891

>>54878838
You dont need to time anything. Your broker literally has text that turns green when you are in profit, all you have to do is sell.

>> No.54878896

>>54878891
Anytime you sell before retirement you're literally attempting to time the market for greater gains, I will hold because I'm not a stupid bobo who believes market timing is consistently possible.

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>>54878812
can someone explain how exactly BIDEN is to blame for this economic downturn?

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>>54878851
kek they're really gonna do it huh? Don't want anyone to make money when the whole economy crashes and burns.

ACCELERATE

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>>54878868
Oh you’re the nafo pollock

>> No.54878909

>>54878896
Biggest crash since 1929. Sell now or enjoy bagholding for 20 years, you coping faggot. Astroturfing /smg/ won't change anything about how absolutely FUCKED the economy is right now.

>> No.54878917

>>54878909
What part of data and studies show that selling is market timing and will cause you to lose money by retirement do you not grasp?

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>>54878901
>be retard
>cause severe stagflation (a la Carter)
>fed tightens
>double down on retardation
>crashing this plane with no survivors
>simple as

>> No.54878930

>>54878923
can you make an actual argument? didn't most of the money printing happen under trump's covid shit?

i dont like biden, but convince me HE is responsible for this shit economy

instead of the liberal: covid, muh billionares, muh capitalism

""reasons"""

try it, pussy

>> No.54878934

>>54878917
There are tons of stocks that haven't recovered from the post-911 stock market crash. Holding for long isn't always a good option.

>> No.54878940

>>54878896
I understand you are not very smart. Thats too bad.

>> No.54878944

>>54878934
>stocks
I hold ETFs, with chainlink (most important crypto asset) to cover crypto exposure.

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We are going to ban bobos

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>>54878917
Hey so basically I'm just not gonna trust them (the experts!)
I know.... UGH I know..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna trust them is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>54878851
so I should short banks now is what you're telling me.

>> No.54878961

>>54878944
>chainlink schizo
>never sells
makes sense

>> No.54878968

>>54878930
>reddit spacing
didn't read lol

>> No.54878975

>>54878968
i like spacing my posts

>no argument

every single time. cope dilate and kys nigger lol i win, as usual

>> No.54878978

>>54878975
Go back.

>> No.54878983

>>54878978
been here since 2009. i can prove it. i bet you can't

honestly kys m8. im literally better than you in every single way.

>> No.54878991

>>54878983
NAFO shills always LARP as oldfags, you use this same script on /k/ and I don't fall for it anymore. Ignored.

>> No.54878993

>>54878991
>every bull is a Le NAFO shill
Meds, schizo.

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>>54878993
Rent free

>> No.54879005

>>54878993
You're the same two literal homosexual antifa eastern yuropoors from last night.

>> No.54879006

>>54878991
kek do you want me to prove it, faggot? i think i will just to embarrass you

fucking retard.

>> No.54879012

>>54879005
I'm American, chud.

>> No.54879013

>>54879006
Your shill discord has entire folders dedicated to the oldfag LARP. I've already seen it all and it doesn't work. It's fake and gay.

>> No.54879018

>>54879012
Post wall outlet with timestamp. I dare you.
>inb4 excuses
>inb4 I'm going to be doxxed by an electrical outlet

>> No.54879021

Do non usa citizens have to pay 10% withhold tax when i trade mlp, example iep? Sounds like it's pretty harsh if they do.
https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/partnership-withholding

>> No.54879026

>>54879018
I think he’s a dumb pole living in Bongland

>> No.54879027
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>>54879013
ill make it easy. MATCH this file, faggot

you can't. you're a niggerfaggot reddit tourist who this xhe belongs here, i would literally rape and creampie your neg asshole you stupid fucking nigger queer

dont ever talk to me again. kys lmao

>> No.54879034

>>54879027
>2011

i have shit from 2008. you're a gay retarded niggerfaggot. dont ever come at me again retard zoomer

KILL YOUR SELF

>> No.54879037

>>54879027
I don't care. LARPing as oldfags is how you troons gain narrative control to subvert boards. It's fake and gay, you just mine shit from the archives or fabricate it outright.

>> No.54879040

>54879037
SEETHING LMAO HE LOSES

I WIN AS USUAL, I ALWAYS FUCKING WIN LMAO

>> No.54879041

0_o

>> No.54879042

>>54879018
No matter how many times you ask, I'm not doxing myself for you, schizo.

>> No.54879044

>>54879034
Don't care, reddit spacer. You did this same song and dance on /k/ to argue why gun control is a HECKIN LE BASED way to dab on putler.

>> No.54879049

>>54879027
the best thing about this is that this file is actually from 2009 but i imported from an old PC

these new faggot reddit tourists literally cannot hang. in minecraft i would literally slit their fucking throats and watch my local river run red with their blood of cowardice.

>> No.54879055

>>54879044
kek ive never been on /k/. get destroyed. get ABSOLUTLEY SHIT ON

you're trash. worthless. you lose. i win. FAGGOT lmao. sorry man. the pain. it hurts.

>> No.54879060

>bobos lose in markets
>bobos are mocked as losers on every finance forum on the internet
Boboids literally never get tired of losing.

>> No.54879061

>>54879042
Explain to me how you would be doxxed by an electrical outlet.

>>54879049
You literally just went on the archives and then copied some random image.

>>54879055
Gaslighting doesn't work.

>> No.54879066

>>54878901
He decided to merge the economic policies of Obongo and Jimmy Carter, with the mental retardation of John McCain, over the flu and some rebellious Russian province no one cares about.

>> No.54879068

>>54879060
Your ESL makes you sound like a 10 year old, and it will takes *years* of training to make you sound like a mentally competent adult.

>> No.54879069

>>54878930
The Federal Reserve is responsible for inflation. Both Biden and Trump had a very miniscule effect on inflation, the fee can print money without government say. There now you know that our economy is a lie and that voting only means voting for the lesser of two evil :D

>> No.54879073

>>54879066
Furthermore he continues to agitate OPEC and hinder domestic energy production because he things being president means he can literally demand oil price go down and the environment go up

>> No.54879074

>>54879068
*take

>> No.54879077

>>54879061
>You literally just went on the archives and then copied some random image

hahahhhahhaha zoomers are so done

its over for you nigger. stop trying at life

>> No.54879076

>>54879073
*thinks
i dont want to correct my spelling anymore

>> No.54879079

>>54879068
>He's still pushing this ESL bullshit when my English objectively mogs his.

>> No.54879081

>>54878812
go back to /pol/ retard

>> No.54879087

>>54879077
You're acting indignant to pretend that I'm wrong, but it doesn't work. You went on the archives and then copied an old image. That's the most retarded "proof" I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.54879093

>>54879079
Only five more years of practice until you reach native speaker level. :^)

>> No.54879097

>>54879093
There's literally nothing wrong with my English.

>> No.54879113

>>54879097
You've been shilling here for months, and during that time it's been extremely obvious. It's how I noticed you were one of the /k/ shills in the first place. ESL isn't something you can consciously fix. It leaks into everything you write and it takes years and years of practice to fix.

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>>54879087
>You went on the archives and then copied an old image

i kinda feel sorry for you man. its funny, the usual rhetor would be "hurr durr you changed the date with the registry/etc etc"

but you don't even know how to do that. cause you're a retarded zoomer. i have a couple more memes. check the image out

as far as spacing, ive been doing this for like 12 years. im not going to change my spacing because some zoomer redditor came here 2 years ago

its a good way of highlighting your points. and best part of your post. here check this out faggot

kill

your

self

>> No.54879119

>>54879113
>You're ESL because..... you just are, OK!
You make spelling errors in every few posts, and you're unironically projecting, I'm starting to think you're actually a foreign shill. Actually I know you're a Russian shill, Vatnigger.

>> No.54879125

>>54879117
i challenge any and every zoomer to MATCH my fucking file from 2009 or never talk to me again

they cant and they wont. every zoomer faggot got here in 2016 or later lol and ive proved im better taller hotter and a much better person than these faggot zoomies do in my fucking decade

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>>54879117
>DUDE I like totally CIRCLED a windows 7 screenshot
>this PROVES that I am actually an OLDFAG even though I sound like a redditor
>how could you possibly be this STUPID and IGNORANT??
>I am obviously SUPERIOR because of my circled SCREENSHOT

>> No.54879133

>>54879126
i've never cringed at cope before but wow, cringe

>> No.54879140

>>54879126
dude you should be making fun of me for being OLD and in my 30s, not for "faking" files you stupid idiot

lol i have to train zoomers so much im tired

>> No.54879143

>>54879133
you're trying to using a random file date as cope though lmao

>> No.54879152

>>54879143
hey dude nice comment, can you post a file from pre 2010?

if no never (You) me again thanks

>> No.54879166

>>54879152
not an argument

>> No.54879171

>>54879166
>cant produce a single file

lol. kys. dumb zoomer

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>>54879133
>>54879140
>>54879152
Heh, check the date on this image CHUD. This proves that I am even more of an OLDFAG than you are, and that my argument is CORRECT. You are so DUMB and PATHETIC.

>> No.54879188

>making 10+ posts attempting to justify your age on an anonymous imageboard

>> No.54879190

>>54879171
not an argument redditnigger

>> No.54879192

>>54879119
>IT'S DA RUSSIANS!!!

>> No.54879199

>>54879190
you, like everyone here, is a brand new redditnigger

lol. lmao even. i already won. i win everytime you retards post.

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>>54879199
no you're just mentally ill and a redditor

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>>54878812
>No links.
Unbelievably based. I'm so sick of the ENTITLEMENT of these libtards here in /smg/ always wanting a handout instead of pulling themselves up by their fucking BOOTSTRAPS and googling it.
>b-but my heckin linkerinos are so special! poor little me will never find the information on my own!
STFU libtard.

>Brokers
GOOGLE IT

>Stock Market Vocabulary
GOOGLE IT

>Risk Management
GOOGLE IT

>Live Streams
GOOGLE IT

>Educational Sites
GOOGLE IT

>Options
GOOGLE IT

>Free Charts
GOOGLE IT

>Screeners
GOOGLE IT

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
GOOGLE IT

>Boomer Investing 101
GOOGLE IT

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
GOOGLE IT

>Calendars
GOOGLE IT

>Misc
GOOGLE IT

>> No.54879226

Damodaran has 30 min video about the banking crisis on youtube.

im gonna watch it at some point. search Breach of Trust: to find it.

>> No.54879234

>>54879210
provide a post from 2009 or earlier

you cant. because you're a niggerbrained redditor lol hahahahah

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>>54879226
based

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>>54879226
Nobody Pajeet
Opinion disregarded

>> No.54879253

>>54879241
If you still keep your money in the bank after what's happening right in front of you, idk what to say. The words dumb and nigger come to mind

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>>54879199
>>54879234
Look at how OLD this image is, CHUD!! It is hard PROOF that I am the most EPIC oldfag on all of /smg/, and that you are just a retarded ZOOMER who is WRONG. The OLDNESS of my image means I am RIGHT and that all of you need to LISTEN TO ME and DO WHAT I SAY.

>> No.54879262

>>54879255
seething

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>>54879253
I don’t disagree with that premise but I’ve never seen a single jeet worth listening to

>> No.54879280

>>54879241
>“What are some good authors on fundamental analysis in the stock market?’ while the list is very long, the best for today’s market IMO is Aswath Damodaran. He’s a professor at NYU and has an amazing blog where he breaks down his valuation figures.

>You can also find Aswath in print. He wrote a particularly good book about valuing companies in a new economy. While he wrote it for the internet age, it’s a good reference for any new business.

he has a great book on FA

>> No.54879282

>>54879234
*shits in your mouth*
take that nigger

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>>54879282
Scoopsies is that you?
>something something TQQQ financial advice

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>>54879262
As a certified OLDFAG because of the OLDNESSS of my images, all of you need to immediately CHOP YOUR DICKS OFF and become TRANSWOMEN. Also, all of you need to OPEN A 100X LONG ON THE SPY and be sure to VOTE FOR BIDEN in the next election. This is what us BASED and REDPILLED true OLDFAGS really do.

>> No.54879307

>>54879280
>expert at valuating companies
>works as professor instead of being rich as fuck

>> No.54879330

Bragging about being an oldfag is the gayest shit I've ever seen on the internet

>> No.54879331

>>54879300
no

>> No.54879332

>>54879307
pretty sure hes owned apple since the 90s

>> No.54879386

Anybody look into solar panels as an investment? Averages on paper seem to indicate a 10% yearly roi. Is there something I'm missing? Seems too easy to be true

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Its still gunna be TRKA.

>> No.54879556

some of the stuff in this damo video is too confusing to me but good info so far.

>>54879409
why? looks flat and is pennystock

>> No.54879573

>>54879386
My parents got them. Here in Northern Europe it is legit a great investment since not only can you become semi-independent, but the state contributes with grants and they pay you when you sell the generated electricity. As such you can avoid a lot of taxes since there are four different taxes on electricity here. Interestingly, when you sell, the taxes are nowhere to been but then you buy... then of course they appear out of bloody nowhere. Fuckin hacks
The panels are mounted all around the house and blend in pretty nicely with the roof, which means they generate electricity all day long.
So instead of paying those kikes, we get paid 100 bucks every month, and the value of the house of course increases as well... literally only positives.
Too bad it took them so long to mount them for otherwise we could have generated electricity during last year's FUD "crisis".
Yes, it is that easy

>> No.54879577

>>54879386
can you actually use the power generated or are you at the mercy of the government buying the solar from you?

>> No.54879589

>>54879066
>some rebellious Russian province
We are not talking about your Texas oblast here, John Jacksonovich.

>> No.54879616

>>54879589
Ukraine didnt exist until the soviets created it

>> No.54879627

So is apple actually different this time? Seems they won't just disappear as quickly as some of the older companies. Microsoft too. Are they really too big to fail?

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>>54879627
yes they make products people cannot live without anon

>> No.54879640

>>54878909
Stay poor on the side lines lol

>> No.54879645

>>54879616
Russia did not exit until muscovites mixed with churkas either.

>> No.54879658

idea from damodar video. first republic was on the fdic list. and he said banks with low deposit stickyness were more likely to fail. people who can move their money fast is a risk for the bank.

so look for bank catering to niche people who can move their money out fast so if things go bad the bank will fail. also should be on the fdic list.

only 17% of the banks on fdic list fail according to some website but still.

im tempted to make a ticker list for all the publicly traded banks on the fdic list. to see how the charts look.

>> No.54879673

>>54879645
then we can agree that its time to defund ukraine and confiscate their assets to pay for American stimmies

>> No.54879719

>>54879627
>apple
>just disappear
wtf wow wtf
these are the people typing their stock opinions out on this webpage wow wtf

>> No.54879733

>>54878878
Selling first republic to jp morgan was illegal too but hey-ho

>> No.54879734

>>54879217
are you some kinda google shill trying to single-handedly save their search engine ad business
not using your website sunday pajeet, it's just shit these days

>> No.54879779

>>54879719
This is what remains after "sell in May, go away."

>> No.54879799

>>54879627
>Are they really too big to fail?
Is this a joke? Like actually, is this a joke? Do people honestly think companies like Microsoft and Apple can fail?

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What stock do I buy today. I only trust /biz/ with investment decisions.

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>>54878851
First they ban staking and now this bullshit. What next? Leave me alone you niggers.

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this is unironically literally non-figuratively financially and fiscally the worst /smg/ ever. You're all newfags for not already having filtered all namefags and giving them (You)s. Let me show you how to make a high quality /smg/ post, *ahem*:

>futures

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THIS IS THE FATE OF ALL YOU NAFOTRANNIES MAKING THESE SHITTY KIKED THREAD
MAKE A NEW THREAD NOW
MAKE A NEW THREAD NOW
MAKE A NEW THREAD NOW
MAKE A FUCKING THREAD

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decapitate nafo trannies

>> No.54879927

The market will not crash, wont it bros?

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burn westerner trannies with white phosphorous

>> No.54879933

>>54879627
Apple won’t be on top forever like any other company that previously dominated the top spot in the past

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>>54879927
Sure buddy, sure. We're going to have a nice big market crash and SPY is going to 200 at the very least and possibly even lower. Just close your eyes and think about those big red candles.

>> No.54879950
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54879950

>he doesn't even sell covered calls on his divvy paying stocks and reinvest the premium for more dividends and sell more covered calls on those to buy even more
It's like you don't know how this works. It's like you don't know how any of this works. It's like you hate literally free money

>> No.54879960
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54879960

4chan made me gay

>> No.54879973

>>54879960
haha, source?

>> No.54879995
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>>54879927
>will not crash, wont it bros
>will not
>wont it

>> No.54880085

>>54879869
SQQQ or an MMF

>> No.54880118

>>54879960
this post is th e most zoomery jew shit I've ever been exposed to

>> No.54880158

Wanting to profit off the soon-to-come privacy craze. Are there VPN stocks or something related?

>> No.54880163
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54880163

I am a slave to candlestick trading. If I see a shooting star on the daily I sell immediately.

>> No.54880216

Baking.

>> No.54880219

>>54880216
Haha tricked! :P

>> No.54880230

>>54880219
LOL someone give this man Gold!

>> No.54880235
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>>54879927
The older you get the less your taste buds work and as this narrows the final one it can taste is sugar.

>> No.54880236

>>54880219
upvoted

>> No.54880266

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iynRWdae0k

>> No.54880279

>>54880266
Is this a video about bag handle formations?

>> No.54880280

short selling ban on regional banks on the cards? short covering rally then

>> No.54880298

>>54880266
I like this guy's energy. He's a lot easier to listen to than your typical bears

>> No.54880335

I've been working for 3 years and I always put 90% of my money left after expenses in BTC
I've been considering automatically buying some ETF just to be invested in safer options, but it feels weird after being used to big volatility

Tell me /biz/, am I retarded?

>> No.54880358

>>54880335
Just buy a stablecoin stock thats sturdy and established, pays a good divy, has moat, is profitable with good leadership future and sentiment.

ETFs are lame and gay.

>> No.54880375

>>54880335
It feels weird to say this but BTC feels safer than a normal ETF because it's actually acting like digital gold this time instead of a silly tech stock. No idea if you're retarded or not cause BTC sentiment might change at a moment's notice and become a silly tech stock again

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>>54879960
>>54878812
>Putin literally fell for the India meme "please do not redeem"
I thought Putin was supposed to be a genius and not this STUPID

>> No.54880399

>>54880375
Idk my goal is mostly to save up my purchasing power, and even gain some, until I figure out what I actually want. If in 10 years time I decide to buy a house, the money should be there. BTC fundamentals seem to make sense as digital gold but I can't shake off the feeling that there is a chance it might all go to shit and I should be diversified.

>> No.54880407

>>54878832
Solded feb 2022 :)

>> No.54880410
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54880410

keep getting recommended full Chinese videos like picrel on youtube now, canada's bill c-11 is a fucking joke, i get literally no English intellectual content anymore

>> No.54880499

>>54880389
kek

>> No.54880577

>>54880410
lmao thats funny.

>> No.54880579
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>>54878851
What Talmudic alchemy is this?

>> No.54880607
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>>54880389
>I thought Putin was supposed to be a genius and not this STUPID
He is, but he is also a boomer and the boomers one weakness is the poojeet scammer

>> No.54880623
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54880623

Oh well another relaxing Sunday. Just sipping my coffee listening to it rain. Rest of the year unless some epic drop happens with say KO stock I'm just gonna be instead dumping money into my emergency fund and chipping away at my c.c debt more.

>> No.54880823

so, did they not need to rescue a bank this weekend for once? Or are they keeping that stuff under wraps now?

>> No.54880840

>>54878851
they could just ban it for retail traders
like we already have a $25,000 requirement for being a day trader, they could bump it up to $1,000,000

>> No.54880846

>>54880335
yes btc is modern day tulips and will probably get banned when they roll out a cbdc

>> No.54880891

>>54878930
>but convince me HE is responsible for this shit economy
He is president so the buck stops with him.
Retard.

>> No.54880893

>>54880623
You blog about this shit all the time but I don't think you've ever said how much you actually have in there.

>> No.54880905

>>54878851
GME+BBBY bros about to eat

>> No.54880918

>>54880905
They would only apply that to the banks, not market wide.

>> No.54881010
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>>54880623
>>54880893
Yes, Cokeboomer we would like to know your projected annual dividend income

>> No.54881081
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54881081

The fuck happened in 98

>> No.54881093
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54881093

What time is it?

>> No.54881137
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54881137

>regional banks are collapsing
>I see banks building new branch buildings in the middle of "bank collapse dystopia"

Ah yes they are ruined for sure.

>> No.54881317
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54881317

they start the FUD already lol

>> No.54881368

>>54881081
the great cola bean shortage of 98

>> No.54881382

Putin more like Poopin.

>> No.54881397
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54881397

>>54881093
it's weekend battlecats time

>> No.54881481

>>54881010
>>54880893
Well the thing to keep in mind is I've got a pension in addition to these which lasts from retirement to the day I die. (The pension is safe; the state would have to go bankrupt before the pension was in any way threatened; the state has over 1 billion stuffed in a rainy day fund so yeah I'm not to worried). With every salary hike I get the pension gets jacked along with it. So long story short; long as me and the wife don't do any crazy spending post retirement the pension check I get each month would cover everyday expenses and then some. The 401k and brokerage would therefore just be along for the ride and roll on untouched till I had to take the RMD at 75 for the 401k or in the case of the brokerage just keep rolling. Bottom line; Uh the money would outlast me and her; our heirs would be thrilled though. I may start another "retirement" fund with some of my pension money at 54. Cause 54 to 75 is like over 20 years. Why let that time go to waste? Sure I won't need it but hey nobody ever said having excess green is a bad thing. (Not counted; a decently stuffed emergency fund at retirement for shats and giggles). Also all debts minus the house will be paid off by retirement to.

>> No.54881668

Last week to keep milking the free money regional bank short trade. They gonna ban shorting banks by end of week screenshot this

>> No.54881696

>>54878901
Taxes, social engineering disguised as over-regulation, endless migration to buy more votes, half the country (niggers, et al) on the government (tax payer) dime. I do Medicare stuff and see it EVERY SINGLE DAY.

>> No.54881719

Sacrificing chicken thigh bones to the Ravens for good fortune.

>> No.54881724
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>>54881081
The only good CEO the company ever had died.

>> No.54881731

>>54881696
Big drain on the fed/state dollar is the people getting benefits who don't need it. Now if your disabled or something that's one thing. But some healthy 20 something getting some S.S or medicaid check for doing fuck all is something else.

>> No.54881750

>>54879627
Eventually it will become like IBM, sputtering along, not going up or down much but still doing business.

>> No.54881760

>>54879950
Vanguard won't let me play options or I would

>> No.54881775

>>54878812
is RYCEY gonna do anything or is it going to keep kissing the ass of 2.00$ and tripping back down to .80 cents

>> No.54881782

>>54881081
Stock split. Another happened in 2012.

>> No.54881785
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>> No.54881796

>>54879117
Windows didn't have a 'snapshot' tool in 2009. At the time you had to press 'print screen' and paste in MS Paint. That's something from Windows Metro UI (8) onwards.

>> No.54881804

>>54879125
are you ok anon? don't sweat this shit lol just go outside for a few hours today

>> No.54881805

>>54881796
Kek, I still hit print screen even now.

>> No.54881829

>>54881782
No, it was in 1996.

>> No.54881858

>>54878851
They'll only ban it for retail.

>> No.54881892

>>54881805
The file name says Snapshot, that's an app from today not 2009

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>>54879217
>Boomer Investing 101
Bing it, the Google is dead. The search is censored and manipulated to a point it's completely useless for getting objective information. https://duckduckgo.com/ is better if one is just looking to actually find shit because it presents results as-is. If I fucking press CTRL-F on a page I just want to find shit, not have shit removed because it doesn't fit the groupthink.

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>>54881805
that's what i do

>> No.54881958

>>54881940
>Bing it
based

>> No.54881961

>>54881137
Inertia.

>> No.54881965

>>54881950
>bing
You sick fuck

>> No.54881967

its jsut bank consolidation from all the idiots who created banks after 2008

>> No.54881986
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54881986

If we're having a dick measuring contest... I saved these weird taxidermy photos back in 2007. I was browsing before that, but these are my earliest saved images that I could find. They're in my /an/ folder with all of the webms I use for >futures posting

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>>54881967
Good morning, Jamie.

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>>54881940
MSFT chads... the future is bright...

>> No.54882003
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>>54881965
yes
in a world where being heterosexual is considered sick
i am ailing like a mfr
fr fr
no
cap

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>>54881997
I boomer invest AND buy lattes!

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>>54878832
I made 12,000 on Friday from selling Apple 167.5 calls.

>> No.54882013
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The future of America is Hispanic Homer Simpsons smoking blunts and that's a good thing because...

>> No.54882023
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>>54882013
>Una vela Simpsons weed memes made it to railcar graffiti

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>>54880579

>> No.54882049

>>54879300
Tebeau would be a fucking Chad I bet

>> No.54882053

>>54878812
do you guys know of any convertible bonds/preferred in regional banks that might be a good play right now?

>> No.54882064

It is congresses job to raise the debt ceiling no matter what

>> No.54882065
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54882065

>>54879300
>brockleigh

>> No.54882127

>>54882010
realized? :^)

>> No.54882134

>>54882064
Only thing though is this time they won't do it unless "spending cuts" are part of it. Which Biden and democrats will not agree to. Dems control the senate. That said; They'll jack it just they'll wait till the very last day to do it. They know the voters will kick them out of office if they let the country default.

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>>54882010
Based earnings clown pump short expiry options gambeler. First ones free

>> No.54882140

>>54878843
There are no fall guys.
It's a myth. High grade copium.

>> No.54882153

>>54878868
permabulltard guy is not that far off.
this probably is the prevalent opinion of the public.

>> No.54882173

Is today another nigger holiday or something? Why can’t I trade anything?

>> No.54882180

>>54882134
PASS THE BILL
YOU FUCKING TRAITORS

>> No.54882189

>>54882173
what do you mean
i already traded some BTC
for a profit

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>>54882180
>siiiiip
Don't worry, the republicans will cuck. They cuck out of every issue every time no matter what.
>kids these days

>> No.54882212

>>54878851
Alright, I admit this is worrying.

I just dont get it tho. Can a bobo explain their overall thesis/outlook for me? Why is the whole bobo narrative in the past 4-5 years about total financial crisis? Is there some big hint I'm missing?

>> No.54882226
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>>54882173
Every day is nigger day in America

>> No.54882228

>>54882212
>Is there some big hint I'm missing
jews
niggers
women
?

>> No.54882231

>>54881986
I just got here. I heard you guys like stocks?

>> No.54882240
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>>54882231
We like to slurp a little

>> No.54882255
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>>54882212
This must be bait

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>>54882231
>I heard you guys like stocks?
sir, this is the sock market general.

>> No.54882263

>>54882240
that is the most semitic dog i've ever seen

>> No.54882266

>>54882226
Kek I actually support this because it will literally bankrupt California and cause inflation to go through the roof locally.

>> No.54882298

>>54881986
nice.

>> No.54882307
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54882307

>there's so much propaganda going on right now I can't tell if dedollarization is actually happening
Part of me wants to see the BRICS currency actually come out just to see the aftermath and how badly America would flip its shit

>> No.54882313

>>54882231
Oh we don't invest here, this is gamblers anonymous. Why don't you stand up and tell everyone your name?

>> No.54882315

weekend /smg/'s usually are the saddest of the bunch
coping, seething, frustration, depression, loss, anxiety, uncertainty

>> No.54882325

I got divvy payouts waiting for market open. Feels comfy posting with the m8's on the weekend.

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>>54882315
its actually nice and comfy if we're allowed to talk about moderately off topic stuff without mods getting pissy

>> No.54882332

>>54882315
No it's exactly the same during the week, don't kid yourself.

>> No.54882336

>>54882307
It’s not.

>> No.54882344

>>54882332
During the week anons are at lease somewhat hopeful.
On the weekends they realize that they are worse off than one week before.

>> No.54882356

>>54882325
>I got divvy payouts waiting for market open. Feels comfy posting with the m8's on the weekend.
You know what, let me be a grumpy sad fuck right now too.
From experience I can tell that you couldn't even write one covered call on those "divvy" stocks of yours.

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>>54882344
Nah, the weekends are when we relax and have a little fun with the boys.

>> No.54882373
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>>54882359
sure thing

>> No.54882375

>>54882356
Yet to start fuckin' with options but that is likely the plan soon. What is the cost to write one contract usually? Right now I let my broker lend out my shares. It is not a good return but my holdings are not highest demand stuff.

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>>54882375
>What is the cost to write one contract usually?
Do not engage in options trading anytime soon if this is a genuine question.
Seek out the free TastyTrade educational material and start from there.
picveryrelated

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>>54882315
>t. niggerjew
comfy casual community relaxing intersharing on the weekends
some even enjoy movie night together
you are just a lone bird shitting on a windshield from a powerline while the family in the car enjoys a nice outing together
it's not too late for you
there is still hope
nigger

>> No.54882396
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54882396

Shit postin' with the lads.
Picking out positions for Monday.

>> No.54882397

>>54881785
unfortunately every brand I used to like has adultered their product to an unrecognizeable state
I think only Haagen-dazs is still real icecream with no emusifiers/onions in the supermarket these days

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>>54882391
Yes, you've got the right idea.
Still, legit just wonder what the floor is for using my holdings to get nickels back.

>> No.54882417

>>54882396
>Picking out positions for Monday
i have to wait until monday to do that because
shit is wild af right now and sense cannot be much relied upon
i have a list, but will have to just start watching what it actually does starting around 7am

>> No.54882418

>>54882393
zero self awareness you possess, anon.

>> No.54882419

>>54882397
That's a big reason why I stopped going to mcdonald's shrinkflation and garbage ingredients to cheapen the food completely turned me away from them

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>>54882419

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>>54882418
>t. projecting niggerjew

>> No.54882451

>>54882127
Yes. There is cash sitting in my account right now because I sold the calls on Friday.

>> No.54882494

>>54882419
Yeah I agree. The only thing I still eat from mcd's anymore is the breakfast offerings.

>> No.54882513

>>54882419
Making food at home and not going out to eat is honestly the best way to save money. I guarantee you everyone bitching about not being able to afford rent pay their student loans door dashes like fucking crazy

>> No.54882519

>>54882494
the only thing i still eat there is free fries when they send out a paper coupon
i've been twice in maybe the last year or so
i go to wendy's and get a $5 bag then stop by mcds on the way back and get the free fries to go with it.

>> No.54882528

>>54880623
Why would you admit you even have credit card debt and then pretend to be smart

>> No.54882532

>>54882513
yep
almost every meal i eat costs maybe 25 cents

>> No.54882578
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54882578

>>54882137
>Knowing that it's a clown market manipulated by the Jews
>not playing it like it's a clown market manipulated by the Jews
Anon, I...
>First one's free
But Anon, it's not my first. The house always wins because people keep gambling until they lose everything. "I was up for so long!". Bulls make money, Bears make money, pigs get slaughtered.

>> No.54882583

>>54882513
I agree. I used to get fast food on a saturday night maybe once a month just as a treat but now the food just straight up isn't good. I just eat at home.

>> No.54882584
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54882584

>>54882137
Deffo not my first.

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>>54878812
How do you anon's plan out your asset allocation? I am attempting to create a plan for my TFSA but I constantly get stuck on what weightings I want for my portfolio. Currently I am sitting 100% in Savings ETFs as I am unsure how things are going to go in the next two quarters.
I was planning on doing an 80%/20% (80% Equity and 20% Fixed Income / Alternative Asset) split.
Obviously I would want exposure to US Equity, Canadian Equity, and Global Equity excluding Canada/US. Fixed Income would be the same in regards to US/Canada/Global exposure.
For alternative assets what are the general thoughts about incorporating precious metal ETF's into my portfolio?
Appreciate any replies, godspeed.

>> No.54882640

>>54882532
>>54882583
Even eating meat is so fucking cheap if you just buy it from the store and make it. when I was poor as shit in college I saved so much money just eating rice and pasta. Literally home made shit. I got a cheap pasta smusher/cutter and would by flower and eggs. And alfredo sauce is literally just cheese and heavy creame

>> No.54882647

>>54882578
$600 - $1k for one contract, eh? Well well

>> No.54882666

>>54882578
Earnings calls are straight up gambling sirs. Congrats on the win but saying "you knew" they were going to moon on earnings is bullshit. Crab or rug and you would have lost your ass man

>> No.54882693

>>54882602
first what's your age and family, like are you a bachelors in your 30s or a 40s with kids and a wife or 50s looking to get ready to retire

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>>54882647
Yes, 1k for one contract. I was still only in 4 figures at the time.
>>54882666
>saying "you knew"
I didn't say I knew. Pic related.
>if you don't moon, you lose
There's your problem, anon. Just like going to Starbucks for 'just a four dollar coffee' every day makes you poor, etc.

>> No.54882752
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>>54882640
i used to do pasta (whole wheat) but changed over to 8lb bags of Great Value pintos. i still do rice (brown) though, also Great Value. for meat i rely on Bar S hotdogs a lot, just chop them up, but the pintos together with whole kernel corn form a complete protein. i also buy cheap canadian hemp seed powder. hemp seed is one of the few vegetations that provides a complete protein by itself.

>> No.54882768

>>54882528
Cause the credit card debt is manageable. It's not like I went on a spending spree or did something dumb either. Life has a way of tossing wrenches into even the best plans.

>> No.54882788

>>54882752
>bar s hotdogs
Anon please no. That's below dog food

>> No.54882795

>>54882752
If you wait on sale you can get ground beef for about 2.50 a lb around me.
I see no reason to go so far as hotdogs.

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54882796

i wonder what the deal with this is?
i don't follow the crypto shit much
and just do the occasional random dip buying
and small weekend buy to simply keep the line/numbers moving
while the stooks are in froozen agoony

>> No.54882813

>>54882788
>>54882795
3lbs for 4.50 presently
they have gone up and were about a dollar less
i have to do what i can afoord until i start doing a better with trading because i have no other way to make mooney.

>> No.54882822

>>54882397
Maruchan ramen bros... Why did they do it?

>> No.54882871
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>2 IDs filtered
>50+ replies hidden in one thread
Jesus Christ jannies do your job

>> No.54882890

>>54882813
Have you considered chicken?
I can get chicken for about 2/lbs. Once again only if you wait for a sale.
That would be 6 dollars to your 4.50
Don't forget health is wealth friend.

>> No.54882901

>>54882768
Don't fall for the 'spend all your money paying down your debt' meme. I had to have a long conversation with my mother about not blowing the inheritance she's about to get on her mortgage. Her Mortgage is covered, her interest rate is 2% and her inheritance won't cover even a third of her principle, leaving her with the same monthly payments but with no capital to invest and a higher interest rate if she does another refinance to access the equity with a higher rate.
As long as you can manage your debt and it's not maxed and eating up a ridiculous proportion of your earnings every month, you're fine.
>>54882397
Honestly, the tinfoil hat in me thinks they're using 'long covid takes away your sense of smell and taste' to cover up for adding more shit in the name of supply chain problems (and of course the emptying of the shelves because of 'supply chain disruptions' lets them clear the old product and replace it with shit without you noticing, just like the old Coke vs new Coke thing let them change the coke formula to classic coke).
Everything that comes out of a can or bag or fastfood line lately tastes a little worse than it used to. If it weren't for the fact that fresh beef cooked the way I've always cooked it tastes just as good as it always did, I might fall for the 'It's just your taste buds because you've got long covid' meme.

>> No.54882907

>>54882871
It's Sunday, who gives a shit?

>> No.54882915

>>54882307
It's not relevant imo, atleast not yet. You're talking about chinks giving up their ability to manipulate their currency which is basically a big part of why their economic success the past 25-30 years was even able to happen. They're not giving that up and spreading that pwoer to fucking Brazil and India. If the Yuan alone can't replace the dollar nothing will.

>> No.54882923

>>54882795
>If you wait on sale
Important tip right here. Beef goes on sale a few times a month. It's just as good the day before it expires as it is when it's fresh, throw it in your freezer and it will last just fine.

>> No.54882926

>>54882263
We had one of those at my old ranch and my dogs became friends with it. Thought it was their little brother.

>> No.54882956
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PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF ALIENS SO REAL IT GOT ME BANNED FROM /X/

>> No.54882964

good morning to the homosexuals of /smg/
tomorrow you will be liquidated

>> No.54882990

I was at Costco (COST) earlier this morning and some fat guy kept on getting free food samples until the woman serving them had to tell him that he can't have anymore. He actually started tearing up, you could see his lips quivering.

>> No.54883004

>>54882990
Did he at least buy the product?

>> No.54883012

>>54882890
yes i was getting bags of Great Value chicken breast before the inflation kicked it way tf up
what was less than $10 is now $16 and it was even worse.
i will start getting chicken again once I can make some more solid trades. i was going pretty ok there for a bit but then did something stupid and against my own personal way which was holding some BOIL overnight so have to catch back up again. i knew better than that shit as things stand right now but allowed myself to be influenced by a move another Anon made, FOMOd and got relatively mildly rekd (it was a bad hit to me, but not "devastating").

>> No.54883016

What's something I can shove my money into if I have no time to check the markets each day? I couldn't look for a week and out of nowhere a bunch of my positions tanked 10-20%.

>> No.54883019

>>54882990
one time in hs i was eating crispy m&ms and this fat kid asked if he could save some, so i said sure and went to pour him some but the bag was empty. he made this weird sound that was like a cross between a sigh and a slide whistle, then walked away like bruce banner at the end of a hulk episode.

>> No.54883022

>>54878843
Democrats are imploding California with higher taxes on failed and dangerous pet projects at the state level. Biden still wants a blank check for self destructive green projects. Imagine not being energy independent and not having a gas stove in the dead of winter and all your overpriced Tesla’s are draining an outdated electric grid. Biden’s a threat to national interest and to the environment

>> No.54883031

>>54883016
this is no time for that kind of shit, just let your money sit in Robinhood getting 4.65% while you wait on THA DIPPARINO and then put it all into VOO.

>> No.54883042

>>54883004
No. He pushed his cart aggressively against the food stall where the lady was handing out samples. Started running across the COST while his whole body was jiggling. I think he ran to the food court.

>> No.54883063

>>54882693
Bachelor in my 20's hence the more aggressive weightings.

>> No.54883072

>>54883004
he had no money (he does it for free)

>> No.54883074
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>futures

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>>54882990
Hamchads should not be persecuted for having superior appetites. There will be retribution for a fallen comrade.

>> No.54883078

How much money is saved investing in anime girls ?

>> No.54883081

>>54882901
>Telling your mom to (((invest))) (aka gamble) her inheritance before a recession instead of cash gang and paying her bills

Lmao

>> No.54883083

COWZ
CALF
ICOW

>> No.54883086

>>54883031
>Still using robYOUhood after all the crap they've done wrong
When they flip all accounts in hodl mode that 4.65% won't appear so stellar anymore.

>> No.54883097

>>54883075
Fat people calling themselves "hamchads" is as cringe as black women calling themselves "queens"

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>>54883074
How do cats get themselves into these precarious situations?

>> No.54883111

>>54883086
>flip all accounts in hodl mode
wat

>> No.54883116

no

>> No.54883120

U.S automakers are basically giving up on cars. It's all SUV's and Trucks for them. So if you want a car its either foreign, used, or a telsa. Toyota must be loving it. (Well you can still get a Mustang new but that's it really). Which probably explains maybe partly why used car market is so damn high. Everyone's getting as "newer" model gas car as they can afford while the getting is good.

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>>54883074
>futures

>> No.54883124

>>54883031
what kind of divie does VOO pay?

>> No.54883128

>>54883124
like 1%
The dividends aren't really the point though

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Predict Monday's Futures open

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>>54883111 This was what Celcius did a little over a year ago. I guarantee HOOD has something similar built in for when their sham corporation crumbles again. I really thought FTX was going to buy them out, but now that they are gone who is going to buy out HOOD when they fuck up again?

>> No.54883138

>>54883120
cars are gay
trucks are based
this sounds bullish
for heterosexuality

>> No.54883145

lil white boys in big black trucks, hmm

>> No.54883154

>>54883120
When will the originial 1990s camry be rereleased with no modifications for 100k

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>>54883097
>t.

>> No.54883158

>>54883129
Gap up at open followed by reversal

>> No.54883160

>>54883012
>ok there for a bit but then did something stupid and against my own personal way which was holding some BOIL overnight so have to catch back up again. i knew better than that shit as things stand right now but allowed myself to be influenced by a move another Anon made, FOMOd and got relatively mildly rekd (it was a bad hit to me, but not "devastating").
My biggest mistakes trading is trading with emotion,
There is a reason bots have the best time of it besides their speed.

>> No.54883164

>>54883145
Trucks are for women
The only thing meant for men is the passenger seat.

>> No.54883166

>>54883120
Americans have bad taste in vehicles, hence why so many of us buy shitty CUVs and small SUVs

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>>54883120
I went to look at some automaker websites to see if this was true. What the fuck are THESE!?! Who would drive that zamboni lookin' ass thing in the far left!? I still see some, mostly from Cadilac, but you appear correct.

>> No.54883174

pickups are for people who enjoy going innawoods

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>>54883156
Stop eating so much. Control your diet.

>> No.54883195

>>54883120
American automakers have been coasting off the reputation they collectively built in the 50s-70s for way too fucking long, I'm glad they're getting mogged by the Japs

>> No.54883197

>>54883193
>>54883193
>>54883193
>>54883193

>> No.54883203

>>54878831
Biden didn’t win and isn’t the president.
Next

>> No.54883204

>>54883160
part of what i was doing was trying to do some trading while preserving my 3 day trades and i put too much confidence in someone else's confidence and what actually occurred was worse than the likely worst case i'd figured when throwing their predictive analysis into the mix. i hope/think the lesson learned will last me a mighty long time to come, but in the meanwhile i am still recuperating slowly, $20 and $40 at a time, largely due to the working under PDT conditions. if it weren't for that shit things would be moving a lot faster.

>> No.54883214

>>54883138
My car weighs like 1.25t and that feels like a good weight zooming around turns.

>> No.54883277

>>54883081
>(((invest))) before a recession
>before
Is that what I told her? Why on God's Green Earth wouldn't I tell my mother to set aside a large lump sum windfall instead of spending it, knowing that the market is going to tank soon?
Her income covers her bills and mortgage comfortably, so why should she blow her lump sum payment on 'paying her bills' and 'having cash' when her mortgage payment won't actually go down at all? So the market can bottom out and she won't have any money set aside to "gamble" with when it does?
You == Low IQ.
Go ahead, keep on listening to all those financial planners like Ramsey and Kiyosaki who make all their money telling you what to do with yours. Spend every spare dime you have getting out of fixed-length fixed-payment debts!

>> No.54883344

>>54883214
>zooming
imagine not driving at a nicely relaxed pace to enjoy the beauty of the countryside and watch for wildlife

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>>54882226
>California reparations panel

>> No.54884166

>>54883016
VWELX, or VWENX if you want to flex.

>> No.54884199

>>54883172
You know that it flies, right?