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Smug miko weekend edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>54869081

>> No.54873496
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FUCK WEEBS

>> No.54873497

Deleting.

>> No.54873502
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What's he thinking?

>> No.54873508
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First years accumulation for my Roth. I wanted to front load JEPI and this year I’ll be stacking O

>> No.54873563

>>54873502
>What's he thinking?
FUCK WEEBS

>> No.54873564

>>54873426
>No, you get the 1.75% each year, but it may pay quarterly/monthly/annually. EX if a 1.75% coupon bond paid is coupon quarterly you'd get 1.75 / 4 = .43% per payout.
I get this
>So you'd get the 20 cents for the yield and another ~20 cents for the one payout. It's pretty hard to explain, contacting your broker or using a pricing tool specific to this is a better idea.
This I do not understand, the 0.20 here and 0.20 there. What? In any case it does not matter

I buy for 100 euro bond for 99.85. I gets paid out in 2 months with 1.75% coupon. I make (100 + 1.75) - 99.85 = 1.90 profit per bond. I buy 100 bonds for 10k euro, I make 190 euro total profit.
My bank offers me 1.90% interest if I fix my savings (same 10k) for a year. Also make 190 total profit.
Surely I should invest in the bond instead of keeping that money in the bank, no?
It's literally a 2 month easy flip gambling that the entire country won't default in the next 2 months, which won't happen anyways and if it does then having it in a savings bank would probably also be useless.
Am I missing something here? I'm trusting my fellow /biz/nessmen here, and youtube videos on bonds..

>> No.54873571
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I like stocks.

>> No.54873579

>>54873508
What's the principal on that?

>> No.54873581

>>54873336
>CNN has a new nostalgic miniseries titled 'The 2010s'
what the fuck is there to reminisce about? The 2016 election of trump?
I imagine they’re just going to black out the entire post-Trump half and just let that be memory holed.
All that’s left politically is the great reign of Barack Oh-Bummer, so why not just rename the series “We miss Obama”

>>54873364
>Most of the AI memers are unironically former Web3 memers
I don’t think Web 3.0 was ever quite as big.
There was a middle manager that unironically looked at me and wondered aloud, “I wonder how we can be leveraging the blockchain in our software service solutions” as if he was trying to do some big brain thinking
I recall exactly zero instances of Web 3.0 being brought up in corpo land

>>54873366
>When the glowies are after you
>good luck trying to buy off-book passage on a freighter to South America with a bag of gold
Ah, so that’s the schizo tinfoil hat scenario that we’re prepping for here.
you could always just convert the gold back to whatever relevant currencies, but I see that this is going to be a vain argument

>> No.54873585

Do subhuman jannoids really?

>> No.54873591

>>54873579
$5,800. 104 shares of JEPI and 1 KO

>> No.54873600
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>> No.54873601

The treasury wants to do a buyback... but is the fed on board? Treasury is broke

>> No.54873605

>>54873571
wtf is this?
your pic already has a timestamp as the filename if you’re trying to impersonate some shit

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>>54873591
JFC what am I doing. I liked the idea of buying some majorly beaten down companies with decent divvies, but if we're going to start entering banking meltdowns the upside is looking less and less each day. Yeah, now's looking like the time to give up and succumb to indexfagging.

>> No.54873655

>>54873605
Scoopsies do you have any more pics of clown pussy you've paid entirely to much to have sex with?

>> No.54873656

>>54873643
Dividends take time. If you invest in companies that grow their dividend yearly and turn DRIP on you’ll end up with some nice dividend income

>> No.54873659

>>54873605
Holy meds.

>> No.54873673

Imgur is removing all porn on May 15 which is bearish for the Reddit IPO. 14 years of nudes will be lost like coom down the drain. Time to die.

>> No.54873678

I think the last janny round accepted only jeets because this board feels the jeetiest it's been in years. If only all that Adani fraud plunged that place into the 5th world.

>> No.54873693

>>54873678
They're used to accepting this level of pay

>> No.54873696
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54873696

heads up
once i am known
as
a big time
master genius
trader
and they start putting out memes with my quotes on them
one is going to say
"i'd rather miss a good trade
than take a bad trade"

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>>54873673
>reddit IPO
Hopefully it's true. I look forward to shorting it immediately

>> No.54873741 [DELETED] 

>>54873655
>any more pics of clown pussy
nah, I can’t get that one to text me back
I’ve been going light on the hookers lately too

>>54873659
NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/, YOU DUMB NIGGERKIKEFAGETMONKEY

>> No.54873756

>>54873741
Good for you scoopsies, glad you're cleaning up your act. You need to find yourself a more hamchad to settle down with.

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BANKING

>> No.54873811

>>54873581
I hope Party Rock Anthem gets its own episode.

>> No.54873818

The high end 44 year old has a total net worth of 660,000.

However this is mostly tied up in the value of his home. It is very unlikely that most people are telling the truth, when they claim to be making 300k a year, as this would put them well above other people their own age. If it were true, why would they be browsing 4chan?

>> No.54873821

>>54873673
>Imgur is removing all porn
that’s insanity.
isn’t that basically what killed tumblr?
and possibly stumbleupon?
>bearish for the Reddit IPO
reddit has enabled image self-hosting for a while now, but that would kill a lot of old content, yes.

I think imgur has been trying to become more of a proper social media platform than just an image hosting service, so I’d imagine this is somehow supposed to be “strategic” for that vision, although banning porn seems to have a tendency of killing platforms.

>>54873701
>CNBC
>reddit users are least valuable of any social media platform
kek they’re not wrong, but it’s hilarious to see that being said from a mainstream media platform.

>> No.54873835

>>54873811
kek that’d be great

>>54873756
nah, just saving a little more cash

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>>54873701
i think the "less valuable" is mostly based on reddit doing less exploitation of user personal data.

>> No.54873886

How the FUCK is anyone making money in this market? I don't think of any of you niggas are making money.

>> No.54873896
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>>54873656
can you fix my divvies pls ser

>> No.54873898

>>54873886
>he holds things overnight

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>>54873865
>BK closing 400 locations
BK has been mid for over 5 years, now. Is it all the foreigners that work there, or something else?
>>54873886
I've just been buying puts on my long term holds when/if they spike up, and riding the wave.
Not exactly in the black, but a lot closer than I would be, otherwise.

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54873941

>>54873913
BK sealed their fate a long time ago. After they ran this ad I never ate there again.

>> No.54873962

>>54873913
>pic.
he really can’t stop winning can he

>> No.54873968

>>54873886
I bought Oats and WTI Crude Oil low. It's that simple, buy low, sell higher

>> No.54873972

>>54873941
if only
chic fil a
had
as good of coupons

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>>54873941
do fags really

>> No.54874012
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Anybody watching the Berkshire Hathaway old fucks giving their annual speech on CNBC?

>> No.54874016

>>54873886
Conservative portfolio of 100% cash, now paying 4.65% APY on Robinhood (NASDAQ:HOOD).

>> No.54874018

>>54873865
The fact that any restaurant is still open baffles me. Service is shit at pretty much every restaurant. Food comes in frozen. Workers hate their life. The same meal at home is 70% less with higher quality ingredients. I can't fucking stand this country any more. I swear on my cock, things were NOT this bad when I was growing up. I worked at McDonalds and we sold double cheeseburgers for $1.08. Now it costs $5. Something's got to give. How the fuck do you go from $1 to $5 in 10 years? This is some Weimer republic-level inflation. I'm fucking done. Short everything, including JPM.

>> No.54874022

>>54874001
take a whopper in the ass?
yes

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>>54873941
>>54874001
Imagine working there and someone ordering the bottom burger

>> No.54874029

>>54873968
ah, oats bro, i haven't followed them but i remember when you were deebly gonzerned at the price dropping, at least assuming that was you. so they since healed up? do you buy them directly in futures or via stocks/etfs?

>> No.54874038

>>54874018
nobody cares if you swear on that anon
like why would I swear on my embarrassing attribute???

>> No.54874039

>>54873941
>>54874001
>>54874026
Damn I didn't understand what this image was trying to portray until the "bottom" comment. I guess I'm not gay enough.

>> No.54874044

>>54873673
>Reddit IPO
Kek is this still happening?

>> No.54874046

>>54874044
2 more weeks.

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>>54874018
I remember McDonald’s in the late 80’s and early 90’s and they would give out free kiddie cones of ice cream... I’ve watched fast food places specials go from 2 for $1, to 2 for $2, I remember my dad thinking 2 for $3 was a rip off and nowadays it’s what 2 for $6? Lmao... I also remember when Wendy’s used to have the super bar in their restaurants

>> No.54874064

>>54874029
Yeah they healed, I temporarily broke even yesterday. I get them with something like futures but technically it's not futures but CFD forwards, so instead of being exchange traded like futures it's my CFD broker betting that I'm stupid, which acts as if it was futures but with more liquidity.

>> No.54874067

>>54874018
Fast food is too fucking expensive, even the local small restaurants are the same cost or less.

>> No.54874073

>>54874018
Well clearly they're suffering and a lot of restaurants have gone under already. But also understand that zoomers are literally incapable of cooking for themselves. I have a crop of them working for me and all they eat is chipotle. They genuinely believe dining out is cheaper than cooking for themselves. Because apparently it costs $15 to make your own burrito in their minds.

>> No.54874076

>>54874067
Fast food chains hypnotize you with their commercials to make you have to go try whatever slop they’re pushing on you

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>>54874018
>The fact that any restaurant is still open baffles me
it's one of the metrics i use for how clown the world is. and the world is pretty much people, so, you know, clown people make for a clown world. when i was a kid, a lot of the people working in fast food were old ladies. i mean a *lot*. and they ran that shit like old ladies, meaning breddy gud, with a low tolerance for bullshit. you could go in and get called "sugar" and get a well put together meal, sit at the table and have a cig with the ashtrays on each one, and it would cost TREE FIDDY for everything. kids would get their starts there, as first jobs, managed by the aforementioned old ladies who had a low tolerance for bullshit. that people continue to patronize these places into prosperity in the present absolute state is quite the mind boggler. it seems as if the tolerance for bullshit is rising by the day.

>> No.54874086

>Burger King to close up to 400 locations this year

>> No.54874088

>>54874012
i am. whats with these fucking kids? it has to be their parents who think its cute to send their kids up to ask their(the parents) questions

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>>54874058
Man in miss the super bar. I grew up poor so the super bar was a real treat for me and my family growing up. You could go to Wendy's, get some pasta, tacos, and salad and have a nice meal with your family. I genuinely miss the 90's and it hasn't really hit me hard until recently because globohomo has reached a point where I can't take it anymore. I genuinely believe this is why I drink so much. I want to go back.

>> No.54874108

>>54874076
It's not like it doesn't work

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>>54874064
hmmm, interdasting
i am afraid that having a broker betting that i am stupid
would not be the smartest bet
for me
to
engage in
but i do have a fondness for commodities, for some reason, and would like to *maybe* slowly move deeper into understanding what all can be done in trading them, to the degree that i am capable of
as
something of a
tard

>> No.54874117

>>54874094
you drink so much because you're an alcoholic, anon

>> No.54874123

>>54874117
I'm an alcoholic because I hate the antichrist.

>> No.54874133

>He continues to try to catch falling knives, pumps, etc
>He hasn't realized he should just sell 45dte strangles on high IV underlyings taking profit at 50% or managing at 21dte
lmao stay poor

>> No.54874137

>>54874094
in Journey to Ixtlan, the big lesson that Don Juan taught Carlos Castaneda was overcoming the impossible craving for "going back".
returning to the kingdom of the LORD GOD Almighty is a more beneficial desire, in my estimation.

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>>54874137
I've always been pretty spiritual but never fully bought in. It's still hard to know if God really exists but it's been confirmed to me because I now know for a fact, Satan most definitely exists.

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>>54874088
Yeah it’s fucking stupid I think they do it to make themselves seem more relatable
>>54874094
Yep you definitely super barred, it was fucking wonderful. I wish I could go back as well this nwo globohomo nightmare clown world blows.

>> No.54874172

>>54874094
i always get these feels whenever i see a 90s thread pop up on other boards

>> No.54874183

>>54874157
I look like this and act like this.

>> No.54874185

>>54874162
>>54874094
i do wonder however if these feels are simply because we were kids. like i wonder if the zoomer/gen alpha kids right now are going to look back at these years and have the same feels we do

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>>54874157
are you protestant or catholic

>> No.54874192

>>54874172
Turning 30 next month. I know it all goes down hill form there. I was just told 2007 songs are considered ‘old school’. Jesus fuck

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>>54874157
i can only say (even to myself) that i have experienced things that prove without a doubt that there is some grand intelligence and mechanism that works far beyond the "random", and from there i just seek, step by step, guidance and confirmations along the path while constantly attempting to acknowledge "It"

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>>54874183
All lanklets do
>>54874185
That's a large part of it. When we were kids all we wanted to do is grow up and now that we are grown up all we want to do is be kids again. But the culture has factually changed in a negative way. Everything is about faggots and trannies now. It wasn't like that back then.

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>>54874094
>>54874172
Literally me.
>>54874185

>> No.54874224

>>54874188
I really just consider myself a loose Christian. The churches are corrupt so I tend to avoid them. I worship God not the church.
>>54874208
That's because gen z has no pop culture. The only culture they know is social engineering. Be gay, be trans, worship niggers, hate whites. That's the gist of gen z pop culture. If I were them, I would look at the 90's more fondly too.

>> No.54874228

>>54874208
>Even zoomers know their childhoods were shit
Kek based

>> No.54874238

Wings. Chicken wings. Wings. The stop for Wings. A place where. You stop. To go. and get Wings.

>> No.54874246

>>54874224
>I worship God not the church.
Amen, brother. These heathens don't get that, and think you need some house with weirdos (literally) in it to praise God.

>> No.54874259

>>54874238
Did you close your short anon?

>> No.54874262

>>54874238
CRBPajeet is that you?

>> No.54874268

>>54874117
Alcoholism isnt real. Its a dopamine disorder, it has little to do with alcohol.

>> No.54874275

>>54874185
I’m not sure there really hasn’t been anything culturally defining of anything. It’s werid I remember using my grandma’s rotary phone beepers and pay phones everywhere and how you could use 1-800-collect and use the 10 second name thing to make phone calls or free. It was nice there were places everyone just knew to go to to hangout since nobody had a damn phone in their pocket, only beepers. I remember when AOL was the internet and 56k dial up modems were the only way to get online and when you’d call someone’s house and you could hear thru their phone line they were on the internet. I was in high school when 9/11 happened and if you weren’t old enough remember old America it really did change everything for the worst. iPhones were a mistake. I can’t imagine that kids who were just being born when Obama was running for president in 2008 are now sophomores in high school.

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>>54874268
Tell that to any dad or aunt

>> No.54874281

>>54874224
In the 2010s we had the 2016 election followed by 4 years of orange man bad memes which pretty much takes out half the decade already. So then you only have the early 2010s and the only things I remember from them are /sp/ memes, Snowden leaks, and The Fappening.

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>>54874185
things were objectively better decades ago. we could even take our guns to school. i mean, we had to mostly leave them in our trucks, but sometimes we might even have a teacher ask to see a new one we just got because they were thinking of getting one too. and guess what, there were no school shootings. the school doors weren't locked, there were no metal detectors, there were no cameras, and none of that shit was needed.

FURNITURE WAS MADE OUT OF FUCKING WOOD
hardwood
shit was built to last many decades
there is so much shit to go on and on about it is unreal.

>> No.54874292

>>54874188
Christ
was
born
in
a
barn

>> No.54874295

>>54874205
one thing i've been thinking about is how good goyslop tasted back then. while some of the food producers did change the recipe/ingredients, i wonder if its an effect of our taste buds experiencing new shit, but when we get older, our taste buds get desensitized so those foods don't taste as good as they did back then

>> No.54874298

>>54874262
Hi.
>>54874259
No. The short has only just began'd'mst.

>> No.54874300

>>54874278
You can fix it with dopamine fasting and not being such a little bitch. Sadly, todays world rewards being a little bitch and nobody knows what dopamine fasting is so we've got millions of people with alcohol use disorder because they dont know how to deal with their problems and stop being a little bitch.

>> No.54874313

>>54874285
but you're looking at that from an adult perspective. do kids give a shit about the shit you mentioned? no. i mean if you want to argue the 90s were better for people overall, i get the argument. but in terms of nostalgia that you have for that era, thats more you being a kid than anything

>> No.54874315

>>54874133
Lol. We got an elite Tastytrader here fellas.

>> No.54874317

>>54874275
>call from, hey mom I'm at the park come pick me up
kek I remember that

>> No.54874319

>>54874016
If you're gonna stay cash until the start of June, now's the time to grab those 5.5% yield 1 month T-Bills.

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>>54874300
>because they don't know how to deal with their problems
Globohomo is a problem you can only fix via mass shootings and that's not something I'm going to do you glow in the dark nigger.

>> No.54874331

>>54874313
>do kids give a shit about the shit you mentioned? no
but kids these days are faggots so their opinions are discarded
Verification not required.

>> No.54874339

>Warren Buffett says Berkshire Hathaway won’t take full control of Occidental Petroleum
>...
>“There’s speculation about us buying control, we’re not going to buy control. … We wouldn’t know what to do with it,” the ‘Oracle of Omaha’ said at Berkshire’s annual shareholder meeting.
>...
>“We will not be making any offer for control of Occidental, but we love the shares we have,” Buffett said. “We may or may not own more in the future
-https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/06/warren-buffett-says-berkshire-hathaway-wont-take-full-control-of-occidental-petroleum.html

OXYbros, what do we do?

>> No.54874351

>>54874086
>QSR cites 23% YoY price increase of foot lettuce

>> No.54874352

>>54874317
Lmao bingo
>>54874295
Goyslop was better because it was loaded with real grease, sugar, salt and fats. I remember when the government forced them to get rid of (((saturated))) fats and everyone switched to (((food scientists))) to try to make the food taste similar without real food and everything turned into a fucking science project and all the fast and quick service food started tasting like shit

>> No.54874361

>https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Cryptocurrencies - bullshit internet tokens with no intrinsic value and prices based entirely on arbitrary speculative hype that nobody with any common sense should place large amounts of money into
Isn't this how stocks work thoughever?
You buy bullshit internet papers with no intrinsic value and prices based entirely on arbitrary speculative hype, stocksisters... did we just get outplayed by cryptochads?

>> No.54874376

>>54874339
They own a controlling interest and if you listened earlier where they were talking about royalties Charlie bought from Bakersfield oil fields for $1000 now pays him royalties of $70k a month still today, and Warren said his dad bought $1500 royalties before he died and I still pays his sister out the ass in royalties today. I wouldn’t worry about OXY since it’s something they’re planning on sitting on and not selling, but we don’t trade like they do where they throw a few billion into a company and don’t plan on touching it for 30 fucking years. That’s why Buffett doesn’t care about recessions since he’s just sitting on it anyway since when you’re a multi billionaire you never need to touch the money and just just park it and watch it grow

>> No.54874410

>>54874326
fuck that was horrible wbm

>> No.54874450

Anyone see the job number adjustment!?! Lmfao

>Biden admin economy.

>> No.54874455

>>54874326
Trans people would be more accepted if we just banned ugly people from transitioning and this is an opinion widely held even on /lgbt/.

>> No.54874456

Rocker I was going through my closet to find my clipboard, and it was buried among a bunch of old notebooks. Some of them are yellow legal pads, but most are old spiral books from when I was in college (all of the notes are removed). Lmk if you wan me to mail them to you for your videos. I know paper prices have inflated a bit

>> No.54874468

>>54874456
I unfortunately don't have my PO box anymore, but frankly I don't really care if people know my home address at this point honestly. You lanklets know what the end result will be if you step to me.

>> No.54874475

>>54874468
Ok
THough Idk how much it would cost to ship 10 lbs of notebooks, it might not be economical

>> No.54874496

>>54874468
i would like to send you some things.

>> No.54874499

>>54874475
>>54874496
Interesting, perhaps I'll give out my address to certain people via email

>> No.54874505

>>54874499
I already know what building you live in, though idk your exact address

>> No.54874510

>>54874499
I know where you live. Just give me the specific apartment number.

>> No.54874518

>just figured out I'm a retard
>instead of making 200 on bonds I'd just be making 50 with an investment of 10k (2 month period)
should I still buy? I could just be flipping ETFs and make roughly 40 a day but that's only if the market keeps crabbing. Once it all comes crashing down I'll need to get into options to make any profit. I doubt there's any money in a bear market.

>> No.54874530

>>54874326
Meds. Now.

>> No.54874556

>>54874505
>>54874510
Figures as much kek

>> No.54874572

>>54874556
It's the windows. They're distinctive, enough

>> No.54874585
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54874585

Mage is gonna win the derby

>> No.54874605
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>>54873486
You guys are buying SKYT calls right??

>> No.54874611

>>54874292
based anon

>> No.54874614
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54874614

>>54874585
Oh shit I didn't realize that was today.
Horsie! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5yGHPRtjH8

>> No.54874621

>>54874086
guarantee this is in "diverse" locations

>> No.54874649

>>54874621
The new ceo of Burger King is the same guy who revived Dominos

>> No.54874669

>>54874556
I see your windows.

>> No.54874679

>>54874649
Dominos is pretty good now, actually... though it's been a while since I've ordered pizza from there. Last time, I accidentally ordered two marble brownies by mistake, and I've been too ashamed to go back.

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>>54874649
Parent company is RBI though. They tend to ruin things. Tim Hortons is much worse since they were bought by RBI.

>> No.54874695

>>54874679
Why would you be ashamed? If anything the women that work there ruined their panties with pussy snot because of your hamchad order.

>> No.54874718

I'm a wagie working in management at a small entertainment company. I like what I do but the moment a real recession hits, I'm afraid I'll lose stability at my job. It's directly tied to normie middle class spending. A new grocery store is about to open near my house and I'm thinking of jumping ship there to ride out the storm. I'd get paid the same amount of not more being a middle management wagie, if not even more than my current job. Does /biz/ think it's a smart move? People's entertainment budgets usually are the first to go, and food is the last.

>> No.54874721

>>54874695
I always assume that everyone is negatively judging me and everything I do, so I feel shame all the time.
Also, I actually wanted to order a brownie and an box of garlic knots, but the DPZ website is kind of glitchy, so I got two brownies and no garlic knots. It wasn't the first time I had a fuckup like that, and so I just kind of stopped going there.

>> No.54874724

>>54874605
Fuck you

>> No.54874734

>>54874686
It’s Patrick Doyle he’s the executive chairman of RBI now, he’s the one who turned Dominos around

>> No.54874740

>>54874721
Wait, poem anon is this you?

>> No.54874743

>>54874718
sounds sensible enough to me

>> No.54874744
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>>54874718
Buy puts on your own company to hedge against job loss.

In fact, if you're important enough, buy puts on your own company and cause a nationwide media scandal to ensure they pay out once you land the new job.

>> No.54874752

>>54874740
Damn, I was trying to be incognito this thread

>> No.54874767

>>54874679
>>54874721
Fuck em places like that have high turnover and it’s probably an entirely different crew now. I’ve had several fuck ups at my pizza delivery places where they majorly fucked up and I would call them up and cuss them out. I’ve been kicked out of a lot of places like chili’s, Applebee’s and Fridays type places and my general rule of thumb is wait 12-18 months before I go back and it’s always a new set of people and they don’t remember you or what you did.

Order the Philly cheesesteak pizza and sub the roasted red peppers for the green peppers, thank me later.

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>>54874752
Kek I can always recognize your self defeating behavior. Look you need to find a mantra to keep these negative thoughts out of your head. When I get any bad memoriesz embarrassing moments, or intrusive thoughts popping in my head I just say "scoopsies" over and over either in my head or out loud when I'm alone and the bad thoughts go away.

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54874784

good thread john-chan

>> No.54874816

>>54874450
They always adjust the good numbers down and the bad numbers up several weeks later, nothing new.

>> No.54874819

>>54874767
No offense, but I won't be taking advice from someone who cusses at service workers for mistakes. Also, I already have a favorite DPZ pizza (medium pan with garlic white sauce, italian sausage, and chicken). Also also, I generally eat out at restaurants rather than get takeout/delivery these days. I'm trying to be less reclusive.
>>54874782
Ok I'll try to think of something like that, though I'm not sure if there's anything in my life that I care about as deeply as you do scoops

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54874838

Predictions for next week?

>> No.54874847
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>>54874819
You'll eventually find your mantra, we all do. It will come to you naturally.

>> No.54874865

>>54874819
I tip them $20 on my orders and it would only be after the 3rd or 4th time when they would bring me the completely wrong thing. You tip them $20 on a $50 order and they completely fuck it up several times and you would be pissed too. This is with online ordering so it’s not like I had to call them and they screwed up the phone order.

>> No.54874868
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54874868

/smg/ bros do you niggas wear cologne

>> No.54874874

>>54874819
Don't think negatively of yourself anon. I like your poems. I would suggest some deep introspection by talking to yourself. Eventually you'll learn to understand your Shadow and how to integrate it into your Ego. Then you can take on the world in its entirety.

>> No.54874891

>>54874868
I've been dressing nicely and wearing cologne for the entire year. Girls are more into me but I got more pussy when I was a delusional schizo. I'm not sure how that works.

>> No.54874905

>>54874868
Never. I can't stand perfumes. If I walk in to any kind of cosmetic/bath store I get a headache within a couple minutes. Can no breathe. Deodorant only.

>> No.54874908

>>54874868
It's polo black, or Abercrombie fierce for me. I get compliments but it hasn't equated to more pussy.

>> No.54874934
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54874934

top is in
information parity reached
meme cycle over
can't believe how many twitter accounts are still pumping this
420 trillion circulating supply
such a fucking joke

>> No.54874946

>>54874934
I got
>How to buy a house with no money
Yeah, there's been a bubble for a while. But how are you going to predice when it pops/recovers?

>> No.54874957
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54874957

Any fellow gold shorters in the thread?! I went from regular shilling of JNUG, GLD and IAU to shorting them.
>>54874868
>/smg/ bros do you niggas wear cologne
I wear Acqua Di Gio

>> No.54874979
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54874979

>>54874891
the schizo exudes his own powerful pheromone: Dark Voices
>>54874905
if you like and can stand the smell of deoderant maybe theres one out there for you
>>54874908
try spicebomb
>>54874957
My nigga, i am wearing that right now, everyone ive asked is so impressed by it

>> No.54875030

>>54874979
I've heard of spice bomb, it seems to be a love it or hate it cologne. Maybe I'll try it when I run out of my current stuff

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54875054

>>54874157

>> No.54875120
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>>54874868
I want to try picrel. I really love how forest pines smell along with wet dirt/loam

>> No.54875149

>>54875120
looks good, reminds me of older smells like drakkar noir, a real male earthy pine smell

>> No.54875162

>>54874868
>VÉTIVER D'HIVER
Get it lads, improves your SMV by at least 2.

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>>54874744
I work for my state though.

>> No.54875181

>>54875176
Short their muni bonds then

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>>54874868
Stetson.
My great-grandfather used it, my grandfather used it, my dad uses it, my uncles use it, my older brothers use it, and now I use it too. Kind of a nostalgic scent to me at this point. I get compliments on it sometimes.

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>>54875205
like the cowboy hat company? didnt know this existed ill try to find it

>> No.54875220

>>54874188
Praise him where ya can.
I dont see any problem with any of this

>> No.54875233

>>54874326
dear lord it just keeps going!

>> No.54875235

>>54875215
Yep same company. They've made the cologne since at least the 60s. Funny enough, I've never owned one of their hats or a pair of their boots. I didn't know till the 00s they made other stuff when I saw some of their stuff at a western apparel store.

>> No.54875240

>>54874838
>Monday: Bearish SLOOS
>Tuesday: Some Russia/Ukraine May 9th bullshit
>Wednesday: Hot CPI surprises the market
>Thursday: Hot PPI then terrifies the market
>Friday: AH announcement of another FDIC takeover - you can guess the bank.

Bottom line: SPY 430 EOW.

>> No.54875253

>>54875235
id love a stetson theyre very expensive
https://stetson.com/collections/hats-collections-best-sellers/products/el-presidente-100x-premier-cowboy-hat-silverbelly

>> No.54875270

>>54875240
>you can guess the bank.
It's PACW isn't it?

>> No.54875275

>>54875253
Yeah too rich for my blood, also from the midwest so I don't know when I'd wear it outside of visits to Arizona to see my aunt and cousins.

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>>54875205
that's me with old spice
>>54875220
blessed/based

>> No.54875296

>Fashion
>Fragrances
This is what happens when we don't anime ass OPs. Y'all turn into a bunch of faggots (real faggots, not 4chan ones). That BUD campaign really mind broke people huh.

>> No.54875297

>>54874039
based

>> No.54875318

>>54873486
What accounts do you gents like to follow on twitter?

>> No.54875328

Are there are any good medical tech companies?

>> No.54875335
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>>54875296
We use our outsized profits from to buy luxury items and live well

>> No.54875360
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>>54875328
sure

>> No.54875363

>>54875328
SYK and A have been good to me

>> No.54875380

>>54875328
Oh and some guy in early 2020 was shilling TMDX. I held that one through the 'rona crash and ended up selling at a 15% profit. If I'd held it would have been a 3x now ;_;

>> No.54875423

>>54875328
ISRG, VEEV

>> No.54875440

>>54874868
ones I've got
>tom ford noir
>terre d'hermes
>ysl la nuit

>> No.54875455

everything is red in my portfolio but value is still up +30% ytd

so this is the power of dcaing..

>> No.54875462

>>54875380
think there still is good value in TMDX that is very revolutionary technology and organ transplant isnt going to go away

>> No.54875494

>>54874868
no I'm not Mexican

>> No.54875507
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>>54875290
>old spice
My mom told me I stank using their deodorant so I stopped. So I use this

>> No.54875521

>>54875507
My mom would rub this deodorant on me when i was a teenager. She would grab my balls and rub it on my tensed up ballsacks and taint.

>> No.54875527
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>>54875521
but why

>> No.54875543

>>54875527
To help me clean up. She would always make me go pee after she rubbed deodorant on me for some reason. I never figured that out. She would sometimes rub the deodorant stick on my thighs so hard they'd turn red.

This didn't really impact me poorly. I mean, I am 56 and have been smoking and snorting meth for almost 30 years. I feel great. Helps me be more nimble with my trading calculations and DD.

>> No.54875545

>>54874082
sometimes when i go out to rural areas and stop at a fast food place it's still like that

>> No.54875567

>>54873508
can anyone explain how JEPI continues to have such an insane yield and growth?

>> No.54875572
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54875572

Rocket Can sounds like a fast name. That's gonna be the horsie for me.

>> No.54875580

>>54874082
tell me you lived in a big city your whole life without telling me

>> No.54875581
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>>54875567
somehow

>> No.54875596

meth

>> No.54875610

>>54875596
Im the only Meth user here. None of you Aspies can handle Meth

>> No.54875629

we should watch Pootie Tang tonight

>> No.54875650

>>54875610
i do it to trade

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>>54875580
tell me you have to give refunds
when you do tarot readings
without
telling
me

>> No.54875725

Baking.

>> No.54875779

>>54875725
Why. You literally cannot trade..

>> No.54875787
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/smg/ has shit tastes for colognes except for the Stetson man he’s based. I’ve worn this cologne and while shopping for furniture with my old ex girlfriend the woman at the furniture store used to sell cologne and she immediately recognized what I was wearing and she started talking about the pheromones it exudes... I ended up going back to the furniture store alone and she gave me her phone number and I ended up fucking her in the parking lot at Dave and Busters

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>>54875543
>To help me clean up
Kek, that shits stops sweat. Its quite good. How fucking bad you fucking sweat from your balls that your stench was quite noticable
Everybody is different. During puberty I sweated alot from my ass. I have present the memory of talking with 2 girls(anxious and nervous)when the teacher called me to his desk. When I got up and looked at the seat expecting a line of my asscrack sweat but the entire seat was complety wet. And they just laughed. It also itched alot, asshair. Hated 2nd semester of 10th grade and 1st semester of 11th.

>> No.54875801

>>54875787
is your pic related what you were wearing when that happened ? I just use Savage eau de parfum and I wanted to switch it up and might pick this up

>> No.54875805

>>54875793
my mom used to rub it on my balls.

>> No.54875809
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>>54875787
Just impulse bought this at the mall earlier, not knowing if it was good. thank you

>> No.54875814

>>54875801
Yes Versace Eros, trust me add it to your collection

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>>54875809
Nice good selection

>> No.54875820

You're watching the derby aren't you?

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>>54875787
Im>>54874868, I own Versace Eros too, it's very popular and well liked, fresh and spicy, if you like this you'll love Chanel bleu

>> No.54875860
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54875860

>mfw the French call cologne "toilet water"

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>>54875825
I’ll have to give it a whiff, this is another one of my go to’s

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>>54875862
Hill try to find that. Have you ever smelt Eros Flame?

>> No.54875878

>>54875860
gamer girl eau des toilettes when?

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>>54875825
This one is another staple of mine. I like the lighter smelling ones since they draw women in to get a better smell without it being overpowering... it’s like fore play for their nostrils

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>>54874585
Congratulations, lad.

>> No.54875885

these bottles look really nice. Too bad they would clash with my ugly bathroom

>> No.54875887

>>54875875
Nope but it looks interesting

>> No.54875894

>>54875875
When I turned 16 my mom bought this cologne for me and sprayed it on my waist and neck and my bottom. She would do this before school.

>> No.54875903

>>54875860
only when toilettes is plural does it translate to restroom or washroom, when it is in singular form it translates to dressing/changing. the literal translation of eau de toilette is dressing water. if it was eau de toilettes, then it would be toilet water.

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>>54875883
This is the only YSL that I like. If you like this one look for Bleu Eletcrique is just came out and the bitches love it, it's almost like a modern Eros

>> No.54875917

My mom used to buy me versace eros flame cologne and would buy me boxers and briefs that matched the color of the bottle. She would compare the bottle to the boxers while I wore them.

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>>54875917
>>54875894
No wonder u do meth

>> No.54875928

>>54875923
What does that mean.

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>>54875907
Thanks for the suggestion fellow gentlemen of culture. I’ve seen it, but never tried it since I mostly order online nowadays

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54875988

For me, it's L'Eau d'Issey Pour Homme.

>> No.54876043

I don't wear colonge I just pee myself

>> No.54876072
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>>54876043
Blood and piss is the ancient man's cologne

>> No.54876074
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54876074

>>54876043
Based. Got to scare away the smaller animals.

>> No.54876075
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54876075

Mr. Market

>> No.54876076

>>54876043
Based

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54876116

Big Cologne doesn't want you to know this but you can just take some smokey scotch and rub it on your wrists and neck.

>> No.54876132

>>54876116
>tfw your mother will never rub scotch on your balls

>> No.54876176

>>54875787
Based

>> No.54876228

>>54874137
Unexpected Don Juan

>> No.54876285

>>54876228
one *never* knows
where the nagual
might pop up
there could be naguals here
with a car
you can go anywhere you want

>> No.54876343

>>54874979
I grew up around a lot of Eastern European immigrants so I can't stand cologne, it just smells like aggressive fronting to me. I just shave my armpits and use the salt blocks for deodorant, I probably smell like a fairly clean ape when I get sweaty.

>> No.54876433

$UONE
U
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>> No.54876438

>>54876116
>anon you really need to get your drinking under control otherwise we're gonna have to let you go

>> No.54876579

there's too much to learn

>> No.54876590

>>54876579
buy
low
sell
high

>> No.54876603

>>54876590
if it were that easy everyone would be getting rich or whatever

>> No.54876625

>>54876603
If everyone stopped obsessing over the same indices/ETFs that are never actually low they'd make actual money.

t. buyer of actually cheap Oats

>> No.54876636 [DELETED] 
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54876636

>futures

>> No.54876641

>>54876603
the simpler the better. The top investors in the world just Buy and Hold

>> No.54876658

>>54874585
>>54874614
>>54875884
hookers n blow tonight fellas

>> No.54876668

>>54876603
i didn't say
that it's easy
to buy low
and sell high
but it is
that
simple

>> No.54876671

>>54876636
Is that the Texas outlet mall? Damn...

>> No.54876673

>>54876636
bullish
buy when there's blood on the streets they say

>> No.54876677
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>>54876636
lmao what's this from?

>> No.54876681

>>54876636
Oh fuck, The Ring is real

>> No.54876698

>>54876636
We need answers anon....

>> No.54876717
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54876717

Rocker, you might have been right. Maybe my life is kind of turning around... my tech stocks are up, I'm losing weight, I'm getting /fit/, and... I made a friend today

>> No.54876726

>>54876717
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.54876744

>>54876698
Yes it’s from Texas just got /pol/ confirmation

>> No.54876751

>>54876717
>friends
I haven't had a friend for 10 YEARS

>> No.54876758

>>54876717
wait, was this friend human
or a duck
or what?

>> No.54876770

>>54876758
It's a human friend, a woman in her late 50s. I was actually out watching the birds by the river, and saw someone else with binoculars, and we had a brief conversation. She doesn't know it, but she's now my only and thus best friend

>> No.54876784

>>54876770
the same that you spoke with while watching the birds the other day? this sounds breddy gud to me, wide surface mismatches can lead to more meaningful interactions/bondings.

>> No.54876791

>>54876784
No, that was a different woman, a younger lady. She was just walking by and I let her use my binoculars

>> No.54876823

>>54876791
man cool, the bird watching is doing you all kinds of good it seems. i have bird watched for decades, mostly in muh yards. even have a couple of field guides, one from my grandfather (passed 30 years ago). blessed.

>> No.54876977

Has anyone else smoked meth and traded before?

>> No.54876979

>>54876717
yo nigguh, any thoughts on this:
>>>/g/93265575

>> No.54877006

>>54876979
Uh... no. I don't know anything about spamming stuff, why would I want to do that?

>> No.54877057
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54877057

>>54876717
I'm glad you have a better outlook on life

>> No.54877066

>>54877006
I don’t fucking know. To fuck with the site owners.
If I can’t get it to work, I’m probably just going to try to use it for spamming sandy cheeks cock vore.

This is scops, btw, I got banned for being “le racist” because there’s a new janny that’s clearly a troon or kike or some shit

>> No.54877095

>>54877066
Honestly you have too much time on your hands if in your typical day you have spare hours to spam leetcode, record YT videos, and lose $20k gambling on SOXL

>> No.54877112

>>54877066
How does this make you money?

>> No.54877144

I got fired and im getting my last paycheck next friday. I plan to dump it all in my etrade, but have not been paying attention to the stock market at all recently. What should I buy?

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>>54877095
Watch it poem anon, you're slandering my side piece...

>> No.54877167

>>54877144
BOIL

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>>54877167
Oil? Why? I dont know how i feel about this graph

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54877216

show
ur
trading hats
that u wear
while u trade
every time
that u trade

>> No.54877232

>>54873818
Jesus Christ I only have 120k in stocks and cash. Zero debt but no house I'm confirmed for poorfag.

>> No.54877257

>>54877157
You need to put him on a shorter leash

>> No.54877263

>>54877095
you can use leetcode to drive traffic, you dumb nigger.
being a leech off the ass of a big fish is easy points.
that’s why youtubers love to do collaborations

>>54877112
“content marketing”, nigguh
unless I just spam the sandy cheeks cock vore, that’s just out of spite

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>>54873886
1. Cash in money market or T BIlls
2. Sell puts or spreads on major indexes

>> No.54877274

>>54873818
>when they claim to be making 300k a year, as this would put them well above other people their own age. If it were true, why would they be browsing 4chan?
what the fuck else would I be doing, you dumb nigger?
apparently youtube videos and “content marketing” are “too much time on my hands”

>> No.54877316

>>54877257
You think i'm giving him too much freedom? I can reel that bussy in if necessary. This is MY general after all.

>> No.54877422

>>54876770
you said you aren't really a bird enthusiast, yet here you are watching birds by the river the next day

>> No.54877434

>>54877422
Well, I was walking back from lunch, but yeah... I guess I'm a bird enthusiast now

>> No.54877436

I deserve sex.

>> No.54877444
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>>54877422
he might be
an enthusiast
of being a non bird enthusiast
who watches
birds
even tho they are not enthusiastic about it

>> No.54877445

>>54877434
if humans fail you in terms of friendships theres always birds. just remember that

>> No.54877455

>>54877445
it did all seem to start with a duck, in fact

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54877471

>>54877434
Poem anon, do you own a car...?

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>>54877471
Yes, fully paid off too

>> No.54877496

>>54877485
Then why the hell were you walking like a pleb?

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54877500

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature, une composition erotique et romantique, Larry Clark's Marfa Girl (2012)! I haven't seen it hopefully it's good it was written in the stars

>> No.54877508

>>54877496
Because the walking/bike path along the river goes right to the restaurant I wanted to eat at, and it's a pleasant walk.

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>>54877500
Please be a troll post. Please be a troll post. Please be a troll post.

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54877555

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Larry Clark's Marfa Girl (2012)

>> No.54877719

>>54877214
Welcome to the eternal crab. Hope you like dividend investing

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54877870

boobies

>> No.54877872

Nice trips fellas
>>54877555
>>54877444

>> No.54877879

>>54877872
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

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I recently learned how easy crab is to cook. Plus it has good macros.

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>>54877872
>>54877879

>> No.54878075

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54878128

>>54878075
tha sound of BTC crabbing
for
hrs

>> No.54878165

>>54877719
At this point it is less about the divvy play and more about the corporate bonds if we are going to be range bound for a few years.

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>six hours of uncomfortable spaghetti spilling with your distant father's second wife's relatives

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>>54877555
Checked. Did I miss it?

>> No.54878412

>>54878380
you were not present, let's put it that way
'miss' implies you're the worse for it

>> No.54878445

>>54873486
I'm buying puts on FOXA be a use they fired tucker carlson

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>> No.54878539

>>54878294
Checked and crusty bread in very light table basket pilled

>> No.54878577

>>54878463
Bullish!

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>>54875253
I'm going to give a big N to Stetson anything.

>> No.54878623

My boss and friend just had a kid. I was thinking of gifting him a small sum to invest with for the kid‘s future. Thoughts? And apologies for missing a many movie nights. My work has kept me busy!

>> No.54878624

>>54878613
Ever been to a Willie or Hank jr concert?Plenty of black cowboy larpers. I won't fault them on that one.

>> No.54878634

>>54878623
Buy him some $PEPE

>> No.54878670

>>54878623
Don't give money as a gift to your employer

>> No.54878698

>>54878624
I've never noticed one damn nigger in a cowboy hat at no concert never, no.
Stetson is for niggers notwithstanding.

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>>54878623
Give the kid an American Silver eagle. It will be worth a lot more when it’s older.

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>>54878729
very nice idea

>> No.54878794

Lots of Frogs on the board tonight

>> No.54878816

>>54878812
>>54878812
>>54878812
>>54878812
>>54878812
>>54878812

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>>54878794
That’s literally me

>> No.54879424

>>54877274
Why are you so fucking dedicated to the larp, cunt?
>what else would I be doing if I was grossing 200k after taxes
I dunno faggot, actually living your fucking life?