/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54865622]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>54864059

[Anonymous No.54865639]

Jesus saves, God has a plan for you and it is good.

[Anonymous No.54865643]

FIRST FOR MUMUS
ABOUT TO GET HEEMED
NEXT WEEK
BLOODBATH

[Anonymous No.54865649]

Don't worry about the market, chuds, Biden is on the case!

[Anonymous No.54865654]

>>54865639
blessed/based

[Anonymous No.54865657]

SPY to 500 EOY

[Anonymous No.54865665]

buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54865669]

>>54865649
>shadman

[Anonymous No.54865670]

>>54865643
Ya think? Where does SPY open on Monday?

[Anonymous No.54865683]

They can't keep this shit up much longer. I sense panic, faggots like Bill ACK-man are already shitting their pants about no-pivot. They overplayed their hand and now they are bull-trapped.

[Anonymous No.54865696]

>>54865683
You are delusional, you need help. Its just going to crab like always. Stop trying to be smart.

[Anonymous No.54865704]

What've you got, anon?
>Awful loan office survey
>0.6% monthly CPI/PPI
>Surprise TGA drawdown
>Another OPEC cut
>Free space: Collapse of another bank that JPM wants to buy

[Anonymous No.54865706]

>>54865622
As an unvaccinated, parasite free part time bobo... Go get me a fucking drink niggerlover. You did give me $20k today afterall. Chop chop slave

[Anonymous No.54865709]

>>54865696
Panic or no panic, FED either needs to give up on 2% inflation or go harder on the rates.
So which one is it going to be?

[Anonymous No.54865710]

>>54865649
Never bet against the corruption of the Biden administration... I mean America.

[Anonymous No.54865716]

Are you rich yet?

[Anonymous No.54865725]

>>54865683
the propaganda on financial TV is fucking palpable.
PEEK AWARENESS
>PEAK AWARENESS
PEEK AWARENESS
>PEAK AWARENESS
PEEK AWARENESS
>PEAK AWARENESS
PEEK AWARENESS
>PEAK AWARENESS

[Anonymous No.54865726]

My compliance book said I shouldn’t be posting on stock trading fourms, I don’t think we can be friends anymore guys

[Anonymous No.54865728]

>>54865709
>FED either needs to give up on 2% inflation
Say that again, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.54865729]

Just look at gold/silvers moves recently and also at how the US1M yields are going to the moon. There is nothing normal about this.
Also look at the yield curve re-steepening or whatever it's called, that's abnormal and only started happening a few days ago. There are plenty of other bearish indicators going full retard.
Sure, these kike bastards can keep fucking with the shit n piss a few more weeks but they're running out of rope at this point. No way this fuckery continues past July.

[Anonymous No.54865732]

>>54865706
YO YO YO, WHATCHA DRINKAN PAKO TAKO?

[Anonymous No.54865733]

>>54865592
ok so what you are looking at is there are zero bids. there's a MM putting up a .40 ask, but there are 0 bids, meaning whatever options you're holding are worthless. you could probably lower the ask to .05 and it still wouldnt get filled

[Anonymous No.54865740]

>>54865670
just inside
THA GATES OF HELL
over inky depths below

[Anonymous No.54865749]

>You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today.
>By the end of the weekend, one of you will be dead.
>The survivors must take on their loan book.
>Let the games begin.

[Anonymous No.54865758]

ANAL SEX

[Anonymous No.54865759]

>>54865729
>also at how the US1M yields are going to the moon
Stopped reading here.

[Anonymous No.54865765]

Two words that scare the banking class out the 69 story window:

>Unrealized Losses

They sitting on a powder keg and they know it...

[Anonymous No.54865776]

>>54865716
No

[Anonymous No.54865779]

>>54865683
>BULL
>TRAPPED
You guys are so dramatic about this shit. The market is coming up against a resistance while it crabs and will hit a point at 4200 where it can't go and will just shit the bed and fall back to 3700, staying in this range in the may selloff. Forever.

Nothing more nothing less, no need to be crazy.

[Anonymous No.54865792]

>>54865765
>there are no viable alternatives
They're unironically right though,what else if not the usd?

[Anonymous No.54865800]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54865805]

market participants are confirmed nigger lovers

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.54865814]

A toast to bobo.
I know today was bad for you and I know you probably feel that it's coming. So I want you to be careful with this weekend. I know you are depressed and have no reason for hope but some unlikely black swan that would save you but that is no reason to drink yourself to death or do something equally stupid. Stay safe bobo. I raise my glas to you and your losses bobo. Wich will be big and not stop and shall only be limited by the size of your portfolio

[Anonymous No.54865813]

>>54865732
LEMONADE. 32 OZ PLEASE AND THANKS

[Anonymous No.54865822]

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

[Anonymous No.54865826]

>>54865800
>-36% YTD
How are your bags holding up?

[Anonymous No.54865832]

>>54865814
as long as some niggers in my city start starving soon... thats all i care about... it is unironically bullish meaning the markets are healing

[Anonymous No.54865839]

>>54865832
Forget cutting SNAP, I want food stamps to be negative.

[Anonymous No.54865842]

>ASHTON KUTCHER: INVEST IN AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcvrKrwjwQo

>Ashton Kutcher’s $1 billion asset management fund is looking to get into the market of the moment: A.I. The actor known for his work on That ’70s Show and Two and a Half Men launched Sound Ventures 15 years ago with music manager and fellow general partner Guy Oseary.

>The company, which has since brought on board a third general partner, Effie Epstein, has now raised $240 million to invest in A.I. The round was oversubscribed, though Sound Ventures has not revealed by how much.

>The venture capital firm also didn’t confirm the type of A.I. business it was on the lookout for—simply saying it wanted to be part of a revolutionary technological shift. “We believe this is potentially the most significant technology we will experience since the advent of the internet,” Kutcher said in a press release.

[Anonymous No.54865845]

>>54865759
By all means, explain why it's spiking now of all times

[Anonymous No.54865856]

>>54865792
>You wont use the USD huh?
RLEASE THE TROONS
>Well shit, yea hold on let me get some Yuan.

[Harbinger Of The Icahnust No.54865870]

I hope everyone bought IEP calls, Hindenburg and retail shorts are going to be slaughtered next week when Carl Ichan pays out the super divvy and inflates his assets by 1000 percent to get revenge.

[Anonymous No.54865872]

>>54865842
>we don't care
>we just want money
shit smalls like VR when it came out.

[Anonymous No.54865878]

>>54865822
Gin martini
>Dirty
Dirty
>Dirty
Dirty
>Dirty
Dirty
>Dirty
Dirty

[Anonymous No.54865894]

>>54865665
I did, now I'm only up 2.7% on the day instead of 4%. You better be right fucker

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.54865907]

>>54865832
that's a pretty solid thesis

[Anonymous No.54865918]

>>54865872
smells like FOMO fags are gonna get in this crap into NVDA's Earnings in three weeks.

The Casino continues!

[Anonymous No.54865919]

>>54865800
What happened to your other 2D girl?

[Anonymous No.54865920]

>>54865894
don't worry, it's temporarily shitting up my portfolio too

[Anonymous No.54865923]

>>54865845
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/01/treasury-debt-limit-measures-may-run-out-by-june-1-yellen-says-in-letter-to-mccarthy.html

https://www.pimco.com/en-us/insights/viewpoints/debt-ceiling-debate-examining-risks-around-the-x-date/

[Anonymous No.54865931]

>>54865622
Ah the classic Friday scam pump

[Anonymous No.54865932]

>>54865839
im just over it all. but as always im already priced in... but what am i priced in as goys? I'm a bobo sure, but am i? was I actually heemed today? i feel heemed. My portion of the portfolio was heemed, but idk there is a fresh batch of slaves who will never own anything for me to leverage now (if i so choose). but on what? what's even worth doing in this nigger lover place? Other than scalp trading on fed day and day after for $2k profit and then lose it goombling on poots today? its just chips on the house to play with. who fucking cares really? other than the niggers and their lovers?

[Anonymous No.54865943]

>>54865792
>what else
Nothing, they won't use a global currency they will use their own local currencies with instantaneous settlement. That's literally what CBDCs are for, swift takes days to settle whereas blockchain is instantaneous. The main driver of global currencies are for trade settlements, dollars are relatively stable so they are the best currency to hold for that purpose while you wait for funds to settle but if you make settlement instantaneous then you don't need an intermediary currency in the first place.

[Anonymous No.54865947]

>>54865923
why even have a debt ceiling at this point, not even the dumbest boomer thinks they are going to default

[Anonymous No.54865953]

>>54865947
To spook money market managers. Keep them on their toes buying May T-bills and overweighting commercial paper.

[Anonymous No.54865955]

>>54865923
Yellen shilling debt porn. No one believes that demon

[Anonymous No.54865978]

>>54865955
Well if you're responsible for buying hundreds of millions worth of T-Bills that have to be marked 0 in the event of default, do you want to take the legal risk of destroying your customers' money and sparking a mini-financial crisis because "I don't trust that kike grandma demon"?

[Anonymous No.54865983]

Just nigging around town with the niggers who bought SPY at 12:50. What was their FA on the purchase?

[Anonymous No.54865994]

>>54865894
gotta say zoomettes are something else, quite tasteful really

[Anonymous No.54866007]

>>54865765
They are right, go ahead and buy some rubles, yuans, pesos or rupees and see how that goes for you. I can't imagine betting my retirement on any of those shit coins.

[Anonymous No.54866020]

>>54865978
im saying the debt ceiling default argument is 100% bullshit and we all know it.

[Anonymous No.54866037]

>>54866007
why would you buy other crap? USD is the best crap... people just will use less of our crap and more and more of their crap.

[Anonymous No.54866041]

>>54866020
Sure, but do you want to bet nine or ten figures, plus your career, plus jail time, on Biden *not* keeling over some time in the next month, causing some can-kicking bill to pass one day too late as Kamala has to fly back to DC from wherever the fuck she's been stuffed?

[Anonymous No.54866055]

Feels good to finally be out of my positions (because FRC died and lost me a couple thousand).

Anyways, who did you pray to today, /smg/? I don't want to share a thread with people who aren't going to make it because they don't offer their prayers to all-powerful mystical beings who can grant them favors.

[Anonymous No.54866056]

>>54866007
>rubles, yuans, pesos or rupees
There are always buyers for weapons, manufactured goods, drugs, and tech support. Leftovers can be converted into gold or bribes.

[Anonymous No.54866072]

>>54865822
sherry

[Anonymous No.54866079]

>>54866020
probably right because bond market is telling that rates will fall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzT_jCTQ9uI

[Anonymous No.54866086]

regional bank stocks on the mend then?

[Anonymous No.54866091]

HUUUURENSÖHNE

[Anonymous No.54866093]

>>54866086
Yes. Regional banking is contained.

[Anonymous No.54866099]

>>54865822
Your most expensive single-malt whisky mixed with Diet Coke.

[Anonymous No.54866111]

>Activist investors at Berkshire Hathaway are reportedly attempting to remove Warren Buffet from his position as Chairman.

>They cite his ties to Bill Gates which have put "investors at risk."

>The proposal also points to Bill Gates's association with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Anonymous No.54866116]

>>54866093
why am i having a difficult time believing you?

[Anonymous No.54866122]

The Mythbreakers finale actually happened and is live right now. Bullish signal?

[Anonymous No.54866125]

>>54866116
Our system is safe. This is a temporary crisis of confidence that will pass. The fundamentals of our economy are sound.

[Anonymous No.54866127]

>>54865842
>Effie Epstein

[Anonymous No.54866139]

>>54866020
Everything is temporary if you never give a timeline.

[Anonymous No.54866142]

>>54866122
Im not trans what is this

[Anonymous No.54866148]

>>54866125
so i shouldn't settle my extremely heavy bag of DPST with an average of 4.8ish?

[Anonymous No.54866155]

>>54866122
These aren't English speaking vtubers are they?

[Anonymous No.54866183]

>>54865749
Looks like PNChads are going to be winning if they buy the dip

[Anonymous No.54866185]

>>54866111
I don't think Buffet is actually smart. He got in at the bottom of the greatest growth period in human history while institutional barriers kept all the normies out. All of the trades I made based on Buffet's strategies are massive losses, while my <1 month option plays are printing. Also Munger always strikes me as being the actual brains behind their operation with Buffet being more of a figurehead.

[Anonymous No.54866189]

>>54866148
No. Why would you? Who told you that? The SEC will reward any whistleblower information that leads to an arrest.

[Anonymous No.54866202]

>>54866079
The bond market said that about May too.

>>54866142
I already told you it's the Mythbreakers finale that we all thought was never going to happen for like 6 months.

>>54866155
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54866214]

>>54866185
>I don't think Buffet is actually smart
>All of the trades I made based on Buffet's strategies are massive losses

lol. Also Buffet is vastly more wealthy than Munger.

[Anonymous No.54866233]

>>54866214
Early Arnold Schwarzenegger lied to his competitors about his training strategy so they'd spin their wheels

[Anonymous No.54866249]

>>54865749
So what do we think is the exposure percentage at which banks will go down? over 50%?

[Anonymous No.54866262]

>>54866041
Wait you are saying we will default on our national debt cuz Biden is going to have a heart attack or another (3rd) brain surgery?

[Anonymous No.54866264]

The yield curve makes a lot more sense if you start viewing it as a maturity linked inflation hedge. Government bonds are risk free, thus the largest single contributor to the yield curve is inflation premium. In this context, the yield curve is almost in backwardation right now, where short term implications of inflation are very high, but long term inflation is seen to be lower and thus the long end of the curve is convexly “stuck” lower.

[Anonymous No.54866265]

>>54865792

well

BRICS nations working on ‘fundamentally new currency’: Russian official

https://thecradle.co/article-view/23132/brics-nations-working-on-fundamentally-new-currency-russian-official

here you go

brics don't like the dollar anymore

[Anonymous No.54866283]

>>54866079
Oh great... the bond market is a pivot idiot too?!

[Anonymous No.54866285]

what part of line goes up do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.54866303]

>>54866125
>fundamentals of our economy

Honk Honk... you got your makeup on?

[Anonymous No.54866310]

>>54866262
That's just one possibility. But keep in mind that even if the "default" is, like, a couple hours, and the repayments are all easily made the next day, money market funds have to mark-to-market every day. And the SEC has explicitly ruled that such "defaulted" bills would have to be marked 0. So if even a tiny fraction of your portfolio is June 1st bills, you could end up 99 cents on the dollar and your fund is donezo.

That's why you're seeing hedge funds, private equity, other folks with piles of cash that wouldn't mind waiting a day or two piling into the default-risk bonds. It's free extra yield.

[Anonymous No.54866318]

>>54866214
I thought this would be obvious, but the implication is that Buffet just started his career at the perfect time when anyone with market access could become wealthy and his advice is useless in the 21st century. The only prominent modern investor with a style similar to Buffet is Cathy Wood and we all know how her hedge fund is doing.

>>54865792
Now? Yuan. Ten years from now? Rupees. India is a foundational BRICS member, but also has extensive ties to the old money US/EU bloc and will serve as the bridge between both poles. India is also poised for exponential growth due to having a young, educated population.

[Anonymous No.54866321]

>>54865749
i put my entire 6500 for this years roth into USBank today

[Anonymous No.54866326]

>>54866214
>not just buying low
>and selling high

[Anonymous No.54866337]

>>54866321
Eh, you'll be fine even if they go under.

Unless you mean USBank stock....

[Anonymous No.54866355]

>>54866337
my mortgage is with them
in 3 years or less that stock will 100% 2x
6% div plus its gonna double,
blood on the streets or stay home

[Anonymous No.54866361]

why is my bank asking me to shop with my debit card? I thought they needed my cash.

[Anonymous No.54866379]

>>54866361
reverse psychology and mocking the fact you have to buy on credit anyway

[Anonymous No.54866389]

>>54866202
English vtubers are shit tier. Worse than TikTok thots

[Anonymous No.54866402]

i just did 72 pushups in a row
remember health is wealth

[Anonymous No.54866410]

>>54866361
They get a cut of the transaction fees.

[Anonymous No.54866411]

>>54866310
we may be saying the samething.

[Anonymous No.54866422]

>>54866389
The irony! baby voice vtuber for manchildren audience

[Anonymous No.54866428]

17 months into Bobos big 1929 crash and the markets down -12%

You really thought you'd make generational wealth didn't you?

[Anonymous No.54866430]

>>54866410
when my money sits in their bank it is functionally theirs anyway. If they can't outperform my transaction fees with my money they should quite frankly kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.54866438]

>>54866389
Ur waifu loves EN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30jEG6sm93Y&pp=ygUQc2FrdXJhIG1pa28gZ3VyYQ%3D%3D

[Anonymous No.54866448]

>>54866411
Oh, I gotcha. Thought you were one of those fanatics saying "we could never default in a million years!"

Like, ok, Biden's not going to light 31 trillion in bonds on fire during an Oval Office broadcast but shit happens.

[Anonymous No.54866463]

>>54866430
You're going to spend the money anyway, so it may as well be on their debit card and generate some fees. Maybe even some overdrafts if you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.54866489]

Holy shit dont let anyone die ever with real estate in their name. Trying to get the stupid banks to understand inheritance laws in the state is pain staking.

[Anonymous No.54866491]

>>54865994
Being dumb as a rock is an ideal feminine trait

[Anonymous No.54866492]

Mcdonalds is the equivalent of a japanese zombie company after 2008. I don't know why biz has threads thinking it is a good stock. The bull thesis is always look at the numbers but they don't take into context it is a company that was built around a 1950s/1960s america business model that never changed since and doesn't fit into the 21st century reality and its problems. Their whole profit revolves around delivering a meal at the most competitive pricing that requires a level of speed and ease of delivery around the drive in. Their operations are energy intensive, vehicle ownership is shrinking, and energy is never ever getting cheaper to support the gap in population from 1960 to 21st century. Their growth is only going to slow to zero, their dividend payout is going to weigh them down, worse now that dividends are some assumed safe haven, most of retail approaches dividends like robinhood users approach the stock market in february 2021.

[Anonymous No.54866493]

>>54866428
GAY RETARDED MUMU NIGGERS BOUGHT SO MUCH ILMN TODAY THAT MY PUT SPREAD ONLY MADE $377!!1!

[Anonymous No.54866502]

God Bless Burgerland

[Anonymous No.54866524]

>>54866422
>>54866438
Take it back and delet!!!!

[Anonymous No.54866545]

>>54865822

[Anonymous No.54866546]

Another week is done. City finally brought me my new garbage can. Only took 15 work days.. But on the flip side it's brand new and bigger than the old one. Didn't buy nothing today. Capital one jacked my Emergency fund rate again so I'm gonna be stuffing it while the good times last.

[Anonymous No.54866557]

>>54866448
>"we could never default in a million years!"
I'm saying that everyone with the authority to make the decision would never choose to default.

why not go all in with billions and make $8... guaranteed, they greedy enough to do it too.

[Anonymous No.54866572]

>>54866489
yea its a nightmare... state trying to rob you or what?

[Anonymous No.54866576]

Zoom out and look at this. We will not have this level of growth for a company like mcdonalds again. Get in a time machine and think about society in 1993. We ended the gulf wars acquiring easy oil fields, so much gas we burned oil just cause and at minimal expenditure to capture the oil fields. Energy in energy out. EROEI was green. In 2021 we lost afghanistan after 20 years of wasted energy and lost trade routes. Mcdonalds will never see this level of growth ever again, mcdonalds will never bring in percentage gains YoY revenues. The only thing making mcdonalds go up is some corporate warfare where mcdonalds gets lucky and gets more useless fiat. We will see mcdonalds shut locations down as their business model outdates itself. MSFT and google alone are infinitely better dividend megacaps for our future.

[Anonymous No.54866596]

>>54866546
How much did you lose on PARAA?

[Anonymous No.54866608]

>>54866428
For me, it's the reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.54866611]

>>54866576
Counterpoint: /smg/gers fucking love the app and there's nothing to say it won't be the only restaurant 5 years from now. Kind of like how JPM will be the only bank.

[Anonymous No.54866626]

>>54866492
>real estate
>brand loyalty
>addictive products

they will be fine.

[Anonymous No.54866633]

>>54866576
>I got shook out of McDicks in April
I shame my ancestors.

[Anonymous No.54866652]

>>54866576
Well also MCD's (and other stores) are running out of space to expand. The prime locations are already taken and what's left assuming it's for sale the owner will be saying "give me mega bucks" so yeah. I know a dude who did that to WMT back in the day. WMT wanted to move in, problem was dude had the only prime real estate in the area. He had WMT in a corner. Either his land or nothing. He now gets a fat check from them every month (He leased it, didn't sell it).

[Anonymous No.54866665]

Also Miko isn't a v-tuber, she just makes videos for fun she's my wife and we have 2 beautiful daughters together chuds. Although only one is pictured here. Natsuki wasn't able to make it to our Tokyo vacation because she was working on her studies at the all girls boarding school we sent her to. Seethe more

[Anonymous No.54866675]

>>54866665
So, uh, why is your daughter darker than both you and your wife?

[Anonymous No.54866676]

>>54866572
Nah its a bad game of telephone where the two parties who need to talk: Virginia law expert and Bank of America underwriting department dont speak directly. For example the closing agents are having trouble doing a title search for some odd fucking reason they cant explain. Bank of America keeps demanding to see my name on the deed but Virginia does not retitle deeds you just list the heirs with the court. Anyways I explained that a title search would return that. But no one will run the fucking title search. I actually found my old documents and snapped photos of it but the bank didnt notify me that they were not useable so they are still trying to cancel the loan.

[Anonymous No.54866677]

>>54866596
Not that much. My avg is under 25. VZ had a sale on the day PARAA did the divvy slash so I made back and then some the lost divvy. Also bagged more PARAA to. They'll bring the divvy back. DIS is end of the year.

[Anonymous No.54866717]

>>54866675
I've gone over this chud. When I took the photo it was next to a cherry blossom tree. That's the shadow of the tree casting over Himari. Here's a picture my oldest daughter natsuki took from school

[Anonymous No.54866735]

Anyone snag some BAK today on these buyout rumors?

[Anonymous No.54866744]

>job market is robust
Doesn't that mean Powell can just keep raping the market and tell banks to get fucked? Why would Shit & Piss go up?

[Anonymous No.54866756]

>>54866717
>still in denial that the shadow is Mt. Fuji
keep living in a fantasy world

[Anonymous No.54866765]

>>54866576
Mcdonalds is a real estate company

[Anonymous No.54866771]

>>54866717
Hey man, I don't appreciate you sharing pictures of my wife like that.

[Anonymous No.54866785]

>>54866771
I WILL NUT ON HER FACE AND SHE'LL LIKE IT

[Anonymous No.54866792]

Buy the bonds jerome.

[Anonymous No.54866803]

>>54866771
Funny, I don't remember posting this.

[Anonymous No.54866806]

>>54866771
She's 12 you sick freak!!

[Anonymous No.54866874]

>>54865765
>just grind bro, just keep grinding bro, eventually you'll make it bro, all the 18yo pussy will be yours if you just grind bro
>oh shit the dollar is worthless guess you shouldn't have spent all that time grinding

[Anonymous No.54866879]

>make the perfect play
>don't invest enough
>make too little to be genuinely satisfied

[Anonymous No.54866884]

>>54866874

[Anonymous No.54866896]

>>54865622
>>54865792
>>54865826
>>54866884
Such an obvious glownigger holy shit.

[Anonymous No.54866899]

>>54866884
I thought he was smoking WEED.

[Anonymous No.54866910]

>>54865725
>"experts" on MSM saying rate hikes are done
>the yield curve is completely inverted to the point that it looks like a fucking slide

[Anonymous No.54866932]

So volker had rates at 18% but had 1/4 of the national debt we have currently. Shouldn't we multiply 5.25 by 4 to adjust for debt increase since volker?

[Anonymous No.54866935]

>>54866874
American leadership is superior to anyone else with a currency. Don't bet against Biden's corruption, I mean fortification, I mean Tranny army, i mean dont bet against America! Also get vaccinated.

[Anonymous No.54866965]

>>54866932
if we are barely able to hold 5%,18% would annihilate everything

[Anonymous No.54866981]

>>54866744
The sorrow & pain went up today because of a bit of a squeeze. Job report was just an convenient excuse.

[Anonymous No.54866993]

>>54866965
You're not adjusting for increase in national debt, i'm trying to say we currently are effectively at +21%.

[Anonymous No.54867013]

>>54866965
>>54866993
I think we're going to see 6% rates. Maayybe 7%.

[Anonymous No.54867027]

>>54866993
in that way,yes.you're right

[Anonymous No.54867030]

The market can go higher and longer.........

OH GAWWWWWWWWDDddddddddddddddddddd

[Anonymous No.54867038]

>>54867013
So 24% or 28% adjusted, doesn't seem like a great idea if we're shooting for soft landing.

[Anonymous No.54867039]

>>54866576
McDonalds is recession proof.

[Anonymous No.54867041]

>>54867013
Nope...
>Higher
oh also
>LONGER

[Anonymous No.54867045]

>>54867038
Why would we shoot for a soft landing?

[Anonymous No.54867053]

I'm gonn miss the pump on natgas

[Anonymous No.54867067]

>>54867045
>soft landing?
Sounds like this shill every month for every rate hike cut i mean hike.

[Anonymous No.54867072]

>>54867038
wow a real life soft-landing chud. I thought the feds were just BSing, which they are, but I never thought a real person would actually believe this.

[Anonymous No.54867073]

>>54866879
exactly what happened to me today.

[Anonymous No.54867077]

>>54867067
What's El-Erian up to these days? He applauding Powell and expects a soft landing?

[Anonymous No.54867089]

>>54867072
>>54867067
Has jpow openly said he doesn't want one? I don't expect it either.

[Anonymous No.54867098]

>>54866127
>Ashton Kutch(n)er
Eff that Effie goy!

[Anonymous No.54867106]

>>54866965
>>54867027
Fuck off faggot.

>>54867038
The Fed already said that a soft landing is off the table. They're planning for a recession starting later this summer.

[Anonymous No.54867107]

>>54866879
>I'll invest more next time

[Anonymous No.54867115]

>>54866361
Ask this question: is your debit card tied to your savings or a CD?
Then answer this question: what constitutes a "deposit"

[Anonymous No.54867123]

>>54867077
AFAIK he's been locked into perma bear mode and saying the Fed is going to break something.

[Anonymous No.54867140]

>>54866665
have you told your wife that you have thoughts of taking /smg/ poster's bussies?

[Anonymous No.54867153]

>>54867140
She not only supports it, she encourages it. She has nothing but contempt toward lanklets.

[Anonymous No.54867172]

NIGGA i'm about to give up all hope as a bear... THESE NIGGAS at the FEDERAL GAYSERVE KEEP PUMPING the markets by injecting the BANKS without never ending NIGGA ASS LIQUIDITY.

FUCK YOUR PUTS
FUCK YOUR SHORTS
FUCK YOUR CRASH
JEROME FEDERAL GAYFUCK IS RAPING EVERY BEAR OUT THERE!

[Anonymous No.54867222]

The market is rigged for the bulls. it's not fair. bears rarely win...

BOBO LIFE MATTERS
BEAR LIFE MATTERS..

YOU GREEDY RACIST BULLS keep oppressing the BEARS!!!

BOBO LIFE MATTERS!!!! BOBO LIFE MATTERS!!!!

EQUAL RIGHTS> for every dollar earned in a BULL MARKET you must pay the bears .75 cents. EQUALITY FOR ALL!!!!

BEARS NEED reparation for the decades of BULLS STEALING THEIR GAINS FROM THEM.

EQUAL RIGHTS NOW!!
BEAR LIVES MATTER!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54867228]

>>54867172
those fucking HOMOS

[Anonymous No.54867247]

>>54865923
You're that stupid that you think it can only have 1 specific cause at a time. It's a confluence of things you dip.

[Anonymous No.54867257]

>>54865919
She putin her pantsu

[Anonymous No.54867258]

>>54867247
It might be up 5 or 10 bps on those normal factors. It's up 100 today based on "what is 1 month from now?".

[Anonymous No.54867270]

>>54867172
>>54867222

[Anonymous No.54867277]

>>54866874
>going all in on cash
what kind of biscuits you baking boy?

[Anonymous No.54867313]

Made 30% off PACW these last 3 days :)

[Anonymous No.54867321]

Oh brave new world; take a pill - lose weight. Take a shat - oh wait the toilet is on the internet and keeps track of it (they made an internet connected toilet; supposedly to monitor your blood pressure/heartbeat. How that works I dunno but that's what they claim)

[Anonymous No.54867396]

>>54867106
It was never on the table after bond inversion. No matter how many times
>this time is different
Was posted

[Anonymous No.54867398]

if you bought today, you're a dumb fucking boomer who can't see his own hand

[Anonymous No.54867400]

The US/Chinese/Russian/European economy will collapse in 2 more weeks. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.54867404]

>>54867321
no matter where you go, everyone is connected

[Anonymous No.54867407]

>>54866993
But how can we weaponize our debt to subvert the chinese to avoid a hot war where we nuke Taiwan just so that China doesnt get it?

[Anonymous No.54867411]

>>54867258
The debt ceiling wasn't in doubt until relatively recently, the 1M has been going straight up for months you lying slimy fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.54867421]

>>54867398
The classic Friday fake pump

[Anonymous No.54867432]

>>54867398
i looked
and looked
and looked some more
for something
to buy
but all
the *good* dips
were
taken

[Anonymous No.54867436]

I made a lot of money with options on TAP

[Anonymous No.54867439]

Government bailed out jpm by giving them 50 billion dollars to buy FRC along with discounts on their shitfolio.

[Anonymous No.54867443]

>>54867432
deeply upsetting to me OXY didn't dip to 57-56 this week and is back to normal now mostly.

[Anonymous No.54867519]

>>54867443
my regret of the week was not all inning on HOOD when i did a little buy, then the next regret of the week was selling it yesterday instead of today

[Anonymous No.54867564]

[Anonymous No.54867569]

You bought DFEN right

[Anonymous No.54867580]

>>54866932
yes, which is why the whole "inflation fight" is political theater bullshit. You goys just need to accept that there is no one steering our ship of state and the dollar is going to fucking ZERO.

[Anonymous No.54867603]

>>54867411
>the 1M has been going straight up for months
>straight up
>for months
When you're in a hole, stop digging.

The 1M spike's just an artifact of 0% default risk -> 0.00001% default risk. Same as the 2 or 3 banks that bought a US CDS to get regulators off their back. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.54867614]

>>54867439
We keep telling you: JPM is a fortress. Does the federal government have fortresses? Yeah, didn't think so. That's why JPM gets to hoard that money in their keep.

[Anonymous No.54867621]

My emergency fund is almost back to full. Just in time for the IRS to send me my estimated tax penalty. I may never be able to slurp again.

[Anonymous No.54867630]

>>54867621
Get a second job. Today's jobs report is completely honest and assures me that you can find plenty of wagie work. At high pay, too!

[Anonymous No.54867631]

>>54867569
Defense spending is just a derivative of oil price
I'd rather go right to the source

[Anonymous No.54867635]

d…does anyone want to talk dividends?

[Anonymous No.54867637]

>>54867630
Genuinely disturbing that there are wagies out there who love to work.

[Anonymous No.54867643]

>>54867631
>Defense spending is just a derivative of oil price

[Anonymous No.54867645]

how do I start a venture fund without being a famous faggot (just a regular one)

[Anonymous No.54867656]

>>54867645
Well, first you're gonna need some kneepads

[Anonymous No.54867663]

>>54867637
If anyone at the Fed worked a day in their lives, I'd expect them to draw up a correlation between wagie job satisfaction vs. productivity and/or participation rate. Pulling a double shift as a waiter or Amazon wagie has to be 2x as grueling now as, say, comparable jobs in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.54867670]

>>54867656
what brand would you recommend?

[Anonymous No.54867676]

>>54867635
>tfw no PM and MO divvy until july

[Anonymous No.54867710]

i don't care how bearish you are, next week belongs to the bulls. you know to ignore the noise, that's fine. but don't trade the market today based on where you think its going to be in 2 weeks, let alone 2 months.

we'll get there, you're gong to win. but if you short/inverse next week you're going to lose your shirt

[Anonymous No.54867726]

>>54867710
i don't need my shirt because
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
SO SEXY IT HUUUUUUURTS

[Anonymous No.54867728]

>>54865622
Based Yuri Bezmenov knew what was up before you were born

[Anonymous No.54867731]

>>54867635
:)

home bias for tax benefits but i will change that after i finish accumulating leaf oil before the TMX completion rally (next year hopefully)
the last time i held semiconductors was late 2021, never expected i'd be so heavy on banks/oil after being such a techbull through 2020/2021

[Anonymous No.54867747]

>>54867731
haven't seen SU in this thread for a long time

[Anonymous No.54867766]

>>54867747
it's among the worst canadian oil pick but i like it since in exchange for not gaining as much, it also doesnt move down as much (usually), plus it has no natural gas anymore

my SU LEAPS last year didnt even outperform many midcap oil shares

[Anonymous No.54867794]

>>54866932
i wouldnt mind getting 18% rate on a CD, wouldnt have to work so much OT just collect 25 grand in interest

[Anonymous No.54867813]

I’ve made it one year at an investment bank without getting fired

[Anonymous No.54867821]

>>54867813
kick ass, blessed

[Anonymous No.54867826]

>>54867813
Give us the scoop. Whats it like?

[Anonymous No.54867846]

>>54867813
that's nothing ive almost made it to 40 without having a job

[Anonymous No.54867848]

>Consumer price index report is next week
Why can't we go one, just (1) week without some stupid fucking niggerfaggot FED bullshit?
I just want a single normal trading week, not this cocksucking clown circus they call a market.

[Anonymous No.54867865]

>>54867848

[Anonymous No.54867870]

>>54866185

Every time I see Buffet speak it's always "Just buy a good company like Coca-Cola burbleblub hurble burble cash flow, a good company, hurbleglub." Fuck Buffet.

[Anonymous No.54867881]

>>54867870
how?

[Anonymous No.54867888]

>>54867826
I really enjoy my work. I do swaps, which I enjoy because it seems to be the area filled with the most middle aged folks who have an insane amount of knowledge. Most of my fellow zoomers don't seem to know what they are either.

I can’t speak office culture much because I don’t partake in it, I just really like to show up and learn everything I can. It can get immensely stressful sometimes, but it feels really good when you master some of the concepts. Also my bosses are fucking awesome which makes it easy. 10/10 would highly recommend it as a career

[Anonymous No.54867891]

>>54867846
how did you manage that?

[Anonymous No.54867900]

>>54867865
This would have been a more appropriate response if we didn't have that retard pump today.

[Anonymous No.54867918]

>just buy good companies during the great depression.

[Anonymous No.54867920]

>>54867891
married a girl with money
but i'm actually pretty bored so i might try a career

[Anonymous No.54867926]

>>54867900
It was just algos trading on fed news. Next week will probably be red depending on what news we get over the weekend

[Anonymous No.54867943]

>>54867926
i bet we'll have another bank failure

[Anonymous No.54867949]

>>54867926
What news is there to be received?

[Anonymous No.54867956]

is it movie night

[Anonymous No.54867964]

>>54867630
especially if you are a minority!

[Anonymous No.54867979]

>>54867888
how do you get into that?

[Anonymous No.54867980]

I made a lot of money today

[Anonymous No.54867987]

would it be bad if i spent my gains on a new car

pic related is the same price as a civic but it looks fun and fast (it's not actually fast tho)

[Anonymous No.54867991]

I just need 130k more why is this so hard?

[Anonymous No.54868003]

>>54867987
maybe get the toyota supra that ones actually fast

[Anonymous No.54868006]

>>54867943
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.54868023]

>>54867987
>2 door

Hope you enjoy buying another one in 5 years cuz bitches

[Anonymous No.54868042]

>>54867980
I think that’s tomorrow. Maybe we could watch an action flick like Zulu.

[Anonymous No.54868048]

>>54867979
I got very lucky to be honest and got into the position when everyone left after covid, then did a good job so far so they’ve kept me.

The easiest way to get started, if you don’t have a career path, is get into a small wealth management firm doing anything for low pay but a nice title. I’ve found that people who work at global investment banks don’t know that wealth firms under a billion AUM exist, so they always give such a position more weight then they really should.

[Anonymous No.54868060]

>>54867987
Damn that's a gorgeous car
I bought a Vette last year and I'm loving it.

[Anonymous No.54868111]

>>54868023
it has 2 backseats (for midgets)

[Anonymous No.54868113]

In the past year anytime I saw shitcoin scam pumps like this shit
>COIN +18.33%
>DKNG +15.67
>CCL +6.82%
>CVNA +24.31%
I would always buy short dated puts and it always printed hard for me. I don't have any options ATM but if Monday is green I am buying puts. There is just no reason those turds should be doing this shit after a rate hikes. They don't even make money and run on debt what is this shit. They didn't even say AI

[Anonymous No.54868143]

>>54868113
this

[putsRnotDaWae No.54868161]

>Boboids are still bearish even after all relevant companies beat earnings
You faggots have no coherent thesis, you simply warp reality to suit your schizo doomer views.

[Anonymous No.54868175]

Wtf thats literally me
Settled for a townhouse

[Anonymous No.54868196]

>>54867630
I applied to 12 jobs yesterday, hoping to make it 30 by weekend's end. The lowest paying one would increase my pay by 20K. I really need that slurp juice. My portfolio is getting so close to the second shadow realm I may never see green again.

[Anonymous No.54868200]

>>54866265
I'm still surprised how many people fall for this shit. You think this is a new idea? Gee I wonder why it hasn't been tried before.

[Anonymous No.54868206]

>>54868161
My SPY delta has been hovering around -5 for the past few weeks and I'm making money. Smart Bobos don't try to fight the dumb money DCA'ers that are providing exit liquidity to the hedgies, we bet big against lowsy companies and slurp theta decay with call credit spreads. There are 495 good choices for the underlying security in the SP 500 alone.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54868220]

>>54868206
>Smart bobos
There's literally no such thing, if you're a bear you're a dumbfuck market timing retard who will lose money over a long time frame.

[Anonymous No.54868221]

>>54868200
It has though. Commodity backed currency was the norm for thousands of years before the Nixon administration. Believe it or not the world did not begin when the boomer generation was born.

[Anonymous No.54868244]

>>54868221
I'm sure BRICS will go to a gold standard in 2 more weeks they're just waiting for the weather to get better

[Anonymous No.54868285]

>>54867949
Generally the government and fed saves bad news for the weekends so people can't trade on the news immediately and the hopes that people will forget about it or not overreact after a day or two of stewing on it. Remember both the government and the fed will lie about literally everything and anything when given the chance. But eventually they have to leak out a little truth because everyone will find out anyway.

[Anonymous No.54868299]

>>54868221
It's very simple at this point. If you are the leader of a country and reject using the dollar as reserve currency, you will not be the leader of your country for much longer. The United States is the great Satan, but it's better to live here than to be on the other side of the gun.

[Anonymous No.54868309]

do not use chatgpt to ask about options strategies it can't even get credit spreads right. it keeps saying call credit spreads are selling at a higher price and buying a lower strike price.. even after i corrected it the thing still said it again. retard AI

[Anonymous No.54868313]

I see canadians have been fleeing to florida

[Anonymous No.54868323]

>>54868113
To be fair, COIN used to be 80 a few months ago, and now it's in the 50s

[Anonymous No.54868357]

>>54868309
I don't do that I just trade the same three things over and over. Right now it's SOXL and XOM. Long short, covered calls, no margin, not required, don't care. I will master this strategy, until it changes, then I will master it again. I will be the master debater

[Anonymous No.54868358]

>>54868244
Unironically this year

[Anonymous No.54868396]

>>54868313
You know this made the democrats fucking seethe. They hate Desantis with a passion and anyone that associates with him. I don't know if he's declared a run for the presidency, but if he does he will likely win the nomination because a lot of RINO's don't like him. So they'll set the stage of Desantis winning the nomination and then Soros will write a check for $300 million and spread it through 50 shell companies to donate to Trump to run as an independent and split the vote, and hand the Dems an easy victory.

[Anonymous No.54868402]

>>54868196
I've been applying to new shit but I'm just sick of my current job
Easier to get a raise by jumping ship

[Anonymous No.54868421]

>>54868402
I definitely urge everyone to find a job and stick to it for the foreseeable future because shit's about to get rough in the job market. If anyone here remembers the 08 recession you couldn't buy a job back then. Whats coming will make the 08 recession look like a minor inconvenience. Pretty soon we're going to be told the same thing the bank of england said "you're poor just accept it"

[Anonymous No.54868444]

>>54868421
Manager hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.54868467]

>>54868444
kek unironically yes, but that's the exact reason why i'm not leaving my job either. So at least i'm taking my own advice

[Anonymous No.54868476]

>>54868421
Not gonna happen. Too many boomers retiring. Asset prices still too high. We're in a permanent labor shortage until one of these resolves.

[Anonymous No.54868484]

>>54868357
why do you need to swingtrade xom it went up like 400% in 3 years retard

[Anonymous No.54868485]

>vti almost up 2% today
but I thought we were in a financial crisis?

[Anonymous No.54868505]

>>54868476
Actually a valid point, at least in the short term, but AI and automation is going to fill the void that boomer deaths create.

[Anonymous No.54868532]

Prior to last year I averaged $60k profit in the markets a year. Last two years I’m down $30k per year. They’re just trying to fuck traders these days

[Anonymous No.54868539]

>>54868532
or maybe it's the macro environment after they turned off the free money spigot?

[Anonymous No.54868540]

>>54868484
You're a retard for not seeing how constantly it oscillates from 85 to now 120.

[Anonymous No.54868565]

>>54868540
>short term capital gains
>chance of missing a mega spike and never coming back down again

[Anonymous No.54868575]

>>54868485
401k auto-buys on low volume
the bulls are running out of options

[Anonymous No.54868590]

>>54868539
Definitely has an effect but the way the market is moving is pure manipulation. Indicators don’t work the same, bad news = good and good news = awful. Makes small profits unsustainable

[Anonymous No.54868596]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54868656]

>>54868565
I havent made my millions yet. Yeah, I'm not even getting dividends, that's true. But I don't have enough money to be investing in that unless it's WW III

[Anonymous No.54868708]

>>54868565
There's no mega spike for XOM from here. If you already missed getting in on the oil bull run of early 2021 (or late 2020), you've already lost the chance for big long-term gains.
At this point it's swing trading, covered calls, or idly collecting the 10-20% yields oil stocks offer. There will be no rerating to 20x earnings. Same goes for coal stocks, which in my view are generally cheaper and better trades at this time.

[Anonymous No.54868724]

Cruising for tail at the bar again

[Anonymous No.54868811]

I think to celebrate this profitable day, tomorrow I'll go out for breakfast and get some biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.54868846]

>>54865709
This. So tired of them acting the way they are. You know what I mean
>Jerome softly speaking: I want 2% inflation (i really hope it drops im scared of raising it)
Absolutely no conviction in his claim. Pick one or the other already. Either slam the pedal to the metal by jacking those rates up harder or slam on those brakes stop stalling for time.

[Anonymous No.54868854]

>>54865716
Nope, wish I was. Things like the banking issues and the stock market would no longer worry me much if at all by then. Free of having to work as well.

[Anonymous No.54868860]

>it's the short sellers and poots buyers!!

[Anonymous No.54868898]

>>54865822
Hawaiian Fruit Punch, ice cold, full glass. Leave the bottle.

Still not rich off of this or my other endeavor. It's getting tiresome especially so with having little chance of getting a high paying job. Somethings gotta give and I doubt my other endeavor is going to be a success. And I especially doubt I'll get a repeat of 2020 any time soon for somewhat easy money. Means Im probably going to have to start waging soon

[Anonymous No.54868913]

>>54868860
generating fake news to trade off is a tale as old as time.

[Anonymous No.54868922]

>>54867443
it's solely propped up by Buffet and all of the retards that copy his investing

[Anonymous No.54868923]

>>54866111
Checked, kekd, and wrecked.

Does he even control 51% of the stock?

[Anonymous No.54868933]

>>54867635
we JEPI around here

[Anonymous No.54868943]

>>54868539
That's all it is. Anyone who says otherwise is in denial.

[Anonymous No.54868994]

>>54868943
2021 was a year like no other. looking back at it, it's unreal the mania we were all caught up in. and it's also insane how much interest rates affect 'regular life' if you know what to look for.

[Anonymous No.54869000]

>>54865947
more critical junctures = more opportunity for grift

[Anonymous No.54869008]

>>54868313
odd since most foreign investors just rent out the places
helps with rental shortages

[Anonymous No.54869034]

>>54869008
>implying
lived in a socal town where at any time of the year, maybe 15% of the houses were completely empty because the owner are in china for 9 months out of the year.

[Anonymous No.54869051]

>>54865726
We'll never forget you and the times we had anon

[Anonymous No.54869056]

>>54865822
For me it's always the same thing. Polar Dry. Orange seltzer. Diet. Goddamnit get the 2 Liter

[Anonymous No.54869071]

>>54868206
Your hypothesis is down 30% on the year and would be further down if I had liquidated all of my 2020 long positions. Feel free to try and blow out my call spreads by buying some BA, BUD, IBM, MMM, and UAL if you like. The hedgies will appreciate the liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54869099]

>>54866502
Based

[Anonymous No.54869104]

>>54869071
Fukc, meant for >>54868220.

[Anonymous No.54869126]

>>54869034
guessing there's either no vacancy tax or they simply don't give a fuck?

[Anonymous No.54869133]

baking !!!

[Anonymous No.54869140]

>>54869133
baked!!
>>54869081
>>54869081
>>54869081

[Anonymous No.54869267]

>>54866185
He is an old retard but he’s the richest person on earth sometimes. Can’t be too dumb desu

[Anonymous No.54869278]

>>54866492
>2 more weeks!!!

[Anonymous No.54869388]

>>54868175
There's no reason for a man not to live with his parents into his 30s if he's unmarried.

[Anonymous No.54869420]

>>54869388
>>54869278
>>54869267
>>54869140
>>54869133
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[Anonymous No.54869614]

Hey anons should I invest in this company, picrel

[Anonymous No.54869751]

>>54867077
Critical of FED being late on inflation, but tries to give optimistic side, so take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.54872000]

And don't forget: the stock market is supposed to follow the economy rather than lead it.