/GME/ - Hola Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.54862955]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report (FY22)
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>54855300

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.54862964]

>>54862955
Cinco.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,242.399B, 101P = 22.202B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,207.415B, 101P = 21.856B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.54862974]

Kek shills

[Anonymous No.54863004]

First for WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54863013]

>>54862955
checked and anytime now GME

[Anonymous No.54863033]

>>54862955
>back to back dubs
yeah I'll check that, wagmi

[Anonymous No.54863039]

>>54862974
Very nice

[Anonymous No.54863044]

>>54862955
Checked

[Anonymous No.54863047]

>>54862955
Nevermind, baker baked dubs three times in row, very nice.

[Anonymous No.54863060]

Reminder that some shitty noname Canadian broker is internalizing 85 million shares. Imagine how many are actually out there

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/138ovrg/webull_owns_85mil_gme_shares/

Reminder that fractionals are internalized

[Anonymous No.54863075]

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Comedy Stoners Caught On The Wrong Side Of The Trade And Now Having To Make A Movie About Your Seethe can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54862955
Checked have a comfy Friday frens

[Anonymous No.54863093]

>>54863060
I fully believe that computershare participants are a tiny fraction of the overall population.

[Anonymous No.54863120]

>>54862955
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity

>>54863013
>>54863033 Checked
>>54863044 Checked
>>54863075
WAGMI Cinco de Mayo frens.

[Anonymous No.54863135]

Enjoy this thing, made with the power of shitposts and ffmpeg (also posted yesterday but in case you missed it it's here again)
https://litter.catbox.moe/v4tbv3.mp4

[Anonymous No.54863153]

why no moass?

[Anonymous No.54863165]

>>54863120
Make sure to vote for anon's appointment to thr board. He promised to end the chicanery.

[Anonymous No.54863172]

>>54863093
>I fully believe that computershare participants are a tiny fraction of the overall population.
We're probably less than 1% of total GME holders by headcount. Think about how very, very easy it is to press "buy" in a broker interface compared to learning what DRS is, why it's needed, how to do it for your broker, and following through. That sort of engagement differential filters out 99% of people in online communities, and buying GME shares online is that.

[Anonymous No.54863177]

https://investorplace.com/2023/05/there-are-no-gamestop-gme-stock-shares-available-to-short/
And like was predicted, these articles pre-empt volume pumps as the DTCC then prompts computershare to shift more plan shares over to DSPP for operational efficiency.

[Anonymous No.54863209]

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

[Anonymous No.54863232]

>>54863172
Some retard tiktok millionaire could DRS 10k shares right now, but doesn't know

I barely worked my way to 2k shares the past 2 years, but I know

Irony

[Anonymous No.54863252]

Last thread. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.54863257]

>>54863232
Information asymmetry normally works in the hedgies' favor, with things like PFOF. Now we get to see the other side of that if only briefly.

[Anonymous No.54863281]

Two more years, short sisters.

[Anonymous No.54863330]

Kenny boy has been getting FAT.

[Anonymous No.54863364]

MOASS is next week
Source: because I want it to be true

[Anonymous No.54863373]

>>54863060
The broker owns 85 m or the users of webull own a total of 85m?

[Anonymous No.54863382]

really flat today after the opening pump, wonder what that's about

[Anonymous No.54863394]

>>54863177
The amount of shortable shares never mattered. Just a poompadoompa

[Anonymous No.54863396]

>>54863382
Must be because I sold my fractional this week

[Anonymous No.54863405]

>>54863373
I believe the latter.

[Anonymous No.54863418]

there's a 2 cent bid ask spread

[Anonymous No.54863426]

>>54863418
Isn't this bad? Where's the 180k asks?

[Anonymous No.54863450]

shillniggers still posting cringe. Must be friday.

[Anonymous No.54863459]

The last 2 years condensed into 1 day.

[Anonymous No.54863468]

>>54863459
Amazing

[Anonymous No.54863487]

>>54863426
1 cent spread while volume is non-existent last few minutes even if the day's volume is higher than the past few weeks, lower volume should result in higher spreads but the bid and ask are almost completely merged. It's like the price is being traded back and forth by the same entity, maybe being done artificially to pump up the volume.

[Anonymous No.54863507]

>>54863459
wow this is fucking incredible.

[Anonymous No.54863514]

We're so back flatchads

[Anonymous No.54863532]

>>54863459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcrJNqAa7xM

[Anonymous No.54863534]

>>54863487
>trades collapse into a singularity
>as the price races to meet the center something hitches
>and off into the reaches of heaven the price goes

[Anonymous No.54863552]

>>54863532
"im not afraif of death. im afraid of time."

[Anonymous No.54863573]

>>54863532
"Wait, this movie isn't about space, it's about time."

[Anonymous No.54863584]

https://youtu.be/rkOib-MmTds
>the last thing a hedgefund manager hears

[Anonymous No.54863593]

>>54863487
The data from Level 2 is similarly weirdly flat.

[Anonymous No.54863596]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.54863603]

>the last thing a hedgefund manager hears alt ending
https://youtu.be/B3qpd5tmivs

[Anonymous No.54863606]

>>54863382
max pain is 20

[Anonymous No.54863620]

>>54863606
its 19 actually and we're ending bbelow it because ryan abandoned us

[Anonymous No.54863625]

Godspeed anons. It's been a pleasure.

[Anonymous No.54863633]

>>54863135
Still gold, anon. Also cheers for being aware enough to understand who the Nazi analogues are in this situation.

[Anonymous No.54863634]

>>54863620
Just like he abandoned Ireland and Switzerland...

[Anonymous No.54863648]

$20
That's $80 pre-split. Remember the constant battles for 180 in 2021? We're $100 below that and have been for two years

[Anonymous No.54863650]

>>54863634
Reducing expenses?
Based.
Very common strategy in retail to close stores that aren't profitable.
Sanjay.

[Anonymous No.54863716]

>>54863075
Too tight!

[Anonymous No.54863792]

>>54863648
That's nothing for those who saw (and bought at [like me]) $40

[Anonymous No.54863826]

>>54863792
Pic real. That's you on the right.

[Anonymous No.54863866]

Wash sales wash sales wash sales

[Anonymous No.54863926]

After PACW liquidated goomblers today, it's going to crash harder isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54863947]

Looks like the RC Carl Icahn photo was a proof of life/ hostage photo and Ryan Chobanzy didn't get the response he wanted so he had to make an example out of him.

[Anonymous No.54863958]

>>54863060
Just a glitch, goy.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54863983]

I’m going to continue to book my shares and furiously masturbate to self curated AI hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54863716
Faggot

[Anonymous No.54863987]

>>54863947
Ey Cohen, you want me to him flying for ya? They'll change his name to Icahntclose.

[Anonymous No.54864005]

>>54863947
kek hedgies
MO'ASS soon

[Anonymous No.54864104]

Can u guys believe im about to pay 3k a month for 1bed/bad apartment? Haha

[Anonymous No.54864105]

Can you feel it? Can you feel them breaking?

[Anonymous No.54864108]

famous for it's natural ledges

[Anonymous No.54864130]

Anyone got a list of bank tickers I can watch fall apart?

[Anonymous No.54864138]

>>54864104
Are you daniel?

[Anonymous No.54864143]

>>54862955
Test

[Anonymous No.54864148]

>>54864130
They're currently poomping

[Anonymous No.54864153]

>>54864130
all of them

[Anonymous No.54864168]

>>54864138
Nah i wanna fuckin die

[Anonymous No.54864179]

>>54864130
I feel like we're due for a big bank going under.

[Anonymous No.54864229]

Le DOT is blood RED

[Anonymous No.54864239]

>>54864168
Pretty sure daniel wants to die too

[Anonymous No.54864244]

>>54863093
>2021 GameStop hype
>15million zoomer and millennial (non wsbers) buy ~5 shares
>Most keep them cause it was a meme
>Shares get x4
>One float just sitting in brokers from people that memes into GME and just left their accounts alone
>Now you realize why the media keeps trying to remind people to sell their shares
I don't think this is unreasonable considering how much people throw away in a month on phone games or leet gaming skins.

[Anonymous No.54864262]

um, the stock is doing something

[Anonymous No.54864265]

Poompa time

[Anonymous No.54864266]

>>54864244
these zoomies will sell early and kill the squeeze

[Anonymous No.54864279]

bobby and amc both rugged in the same mini pump candle that we just had. Small victories.

[Anonymous No.54864308]

>>54864279
>AMC2 banished to the shadowrealm
>still gets rugged
kek

[Anonymous No.54864314]

THE POINT IS PINCHIN

[Anonymous No.54864324]

>>54864314
I'LL PINCH YOUR NIPPLES NIGGA

[Anonymous No.54864326]

annnnd right on max pain....again. see yah next week

[Anonymous No.54864364]

>>54864326
>price goes near mags bayne
>MAX PAIN AGAIN (do options btw)
>price is out of mags bayne
>*griggeds* :DDD

[Anonymous No.54864365]

Can't even hold a 12 cent poompa. member when the price went up multiple dollars every tick?

[Anonymous No.54864376]

>>54864279
Imagine how much more of the float we could have had locked up if AMSneed and Bankruptcyandbeyond niggers had invested their money into something with actual prospects for the future

[Anonymous No.54864383]

>>54864266
The zoomies are sitting on FTDs. Dehypothecation conga can't finish until DRS holders sell.

[Anonymous No.54864402]

>>54864376
>he didn't buy at $5
>he's not a brainy anon
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.54864423]

>>54864005
Those military cosplayers are hot, I just hope simps aren't thirsty enough to believe they will ever even see one that looks like that if they sign up.

[Anonymous No.54864436]

>>54862955
I'm an Afghan plz change my life
BTC:bc1qwkmptrads4ly25xtahypq4e49df7525k6k9jem
ETH:0xE0b764B6202d9224a7656895200272f518fDfb42

[Anonymous No.54864439]

>>54864105
goddamn yall be ruthless

[Anonymous No.54864455]

>>54864423
They exist, although they're 1:1000. Worked with one, a female JTAC, who was a deployment 11 and an IRL 7. Best part was she was fucking fantastic at her job

Most mil females are worse than useless; the ones who didn't intentionally get pregnant the month of a deployment only fucked things up 99% of the time.

[Anonymous No.54864456]

>>54864364
options are written around the current price so pretty self-evident that the current option's average strike will also gravitate towards the current price, especially with the rise of 0dte. Current options strike midpoint is probably even less predictive of future price than just looking at the current price.

[Anonymous No.54864468]

>>54864229
Link please. I forgot how to check it lol

[Anonymous No.54864480]

>>54864376
Now you understand the intent behind hedgies promoting distraction plays. Any money thrown at shares of a company that's actually going bankrupt vanishes into hedgie pockets sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.54864485]

https://libreddit.eu.org/r/DRSyourGME/comments/138uuyo/shares_not_drsed_how_to_bypass_your_broker_and/

I didn't know you could do this. Sounds promising for FUDelity Chads.

[Anonymous No.54864502]

>>54864480
Preachin' to the choir bud, but talking to those retards is like screaming into the void.

[Anonymous No.54864535]

>>54864455
Tbf deployment sucks. I would have gotten knocked up to get out of one. What's worse? Being fucked for 2 minutes or fucked for 6 months?

[Anonymous No.54864541]

>>54864480
I thank the hedgoids for throwing out distraction plays to filter those who aren't supposed to make it. I hope someone collected all the "I sold GME to buy BBBY to rebuy GME later" posts both on here and on reddit.

[Anonymous No.54864582]

Im simply not gonna vote hmph~

[Anonymous No.54864589]

>>54864376
>be me
>last summer
>have moderately wealthy friend
>talk up GME constantly
>talk about some other meme stocks mainly AMC but reiterate GME is the only play
>Talk about MOASS
>Friend calls me randomly and says he is an APE.
>Nice but that's kind of a gay reddit term.
>He says he threw $5k just because it's been pumping and getting media attention.
>Nice.
>Tells me he bought at $50.
>$50? How is that possible we are trading at $120+
>Ask him what he is talking about?
>Tells me he threw $5k at AMC at $50...
>Dude wtf why?
>can't convince him to get GME because he already bought into a "meme stock"
>He is just going to hold and see what happens
>AMC crashes to current price.
>Blames me for getting him into "meme stocks"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.54864617]

something is happening

[Anonymous No.54864618]

>>54864589
JFC I think you need to replace that friend, sounds like a retard. The only time it made sense to play AMC was before its very first pump when it was obvious it was going to squeeze a bit (I made some money off of calls on AMC myself back then) but at no point has it had any potential of being a good long-term play.

>>54864535
If I had been stuck doing bullshit I would've necked myself. Both my my combat deployments I was the company RTO and stayed plenty busy, mostly outside the wire. 'Fun' is a strong word, but fulfilling certainly applied. Plus I got broken enough that the VA writes me a check every month but not enough that I can't function, so that's neat.

That said if you joined the military with the intent to never do your job, which about half of the females I worked with not only did but would freely admit to, you fucked up and are a danger to yourself and others. Applying male standards to everyone would rapidly fix that problem.

[Anonymous No.54864638]

>>54864455
Checked
>1:1000
Maybe 1:1000000 I have worked on several airforce bases as a private co tractor and seen a few cuties, but the 10/10 model ones they use in ads are basically paid actresses imo.
>I'm sure there are 1 or 2 sprinkled throughout the service I'm just saying I know they use paid models for recruiting purposes.

[Anonymous No.54864641]

>>54864582
just voted thanks for reminding me!~

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.54864642]

>>54864618
it's okay for friends to be retarded so long as they aren't actually pissy or unpleasant to hang out with

[Anonymous No.54864649]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.54864677]

>>54864638
there are no real 9s or 10s in the military. If you look that good why the fuck would you work lol

[Anonymous No.54864687]

>>54864618
>>54864642
He is actually a great guy who has made it off of building g a successful small business into an Empire and doesn't have the time to pay attention to this stuff. I would still hang out with him after MOASS, but most likely he will be passed at me if/when GME actual squeezes. Probably the only person I would keep.after getting paid desu

[Anonymous No.54864697]

Huh, nice EoD mini-run

[Anonymous No.54864701]

>>54864677
>checked

[Anonymous No.54864709]

>>54864687
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.54864712]

>>54864677
Also
>Women
>work
Pick one. Women get into things to bother and harass men.

[Anonymous No.54864739]

>>54864697
They are losing control, they just needed to make it to the weekend to formulate a "one more week" plan for next week.
>I bet there are going to be a lot of light on at the Citadel HQ this weekend.

[Anonymous No.54864747]

I want it to be monday already

[Anonymous No.54864790]

Look at that volume

[Anonymous No.54864819]

>>54864790
tuesday morning went bankrupt, it can't be on a tuesday anymore

[Anonymous No.54864848]

Good finish

[Anonymous No.54864852]

>>54864739
The uptrend for the second half of this week definitely looks like an organic runup they can't tamp down.

[Anonymous No.54864859]

>>54864848
What happened today baggots? Ahahahahahahahaha
Getting shit on by every stock

[Anonymous No.54864868]

>>54862955
>2042 close
>Battlefield
WWIII it is. (Seriously though I hope not.)

[Anonymous No.54864875]

where's the max pain anon, i believe we're all owed blowies now since we didn't finish on max pain

[Anonymous No.54864904]

>>54864859
you die first

[Anonymous No.54864911]

Bank stocks up 40-80% today
Gamestop baggots celebrating $80 presplit 837 days after the squeeze. Ahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.54864921]

>>54864875
Ended within 10c of max pain, of course (MP: $20.36)

[Anonymous No.54864930]

>tfw MOASS

[Anonymous No.54864940]

>>54864859
what fucking jewish scam did the fed invent today to prop them up? when will it end?

[Anonymous No.54864942]

>>54864921
I think this is just the problem with max pain, it moves towards whatever the current price is. It was $20 at the start of the day.

[Anonymous No.54864958]

>>54864859
>getting shit on everything.
The Pajeet would know.

[Anonymous No.54864967]

>>54864852
It's coming and they can't stop it

[Anonymous No.54864977]

>>54864940
>>54864958

It is now impossible to short bank stocks. Imagine thinking you can when they change the rules daily to prevent a crash. Ahahahahahahaha

Dumb fuck baggies!

[Anonymous No.54865004]

>>54863060
>guiseee covered calls is the way, it's totally easy money, I swear
>I just do it to increase my GME position!!1 No hate, ok?

[Anonymous No.54865029]

>>54864977
Imagine being the faggot that gets paid to say "give up you can't win"
>I don't get paid.
Even worse lmao

[Anonymous No.54865034]

>>54864940
JPM stepped in again, but it's mostly just fluff. Their share price is only important for equity sales and equity sales are only important if they're distressed. It's difficult for them to stabilize at this point other than for the fed to cut rates and save the bank balance sheets.

[Anonymous No.54865079]

>>54865029
Screenshot average poverty stricken baggot
Daily reminder the lowest paid Indian on Planet earth made more this week than you've made from gamestop in 834 days

[Anonymous No.54865081]

>((they)) think bank stocks have any influence on GME, kek
happy cinco de mayo seethies

[Anonymous No.54865152]

>>54865079
Maybe I'm wrong that seeth is pretty inorganic for a pajeet. Are you a middle management faggot, that unironically believes he made it because he stays in a tiny shithole apartment in an urban shithole city? Because you are seething lol

[Anonymous No.54865217]

>>54865152
I live on 180 acres in the valley under a mountain range. What a strange and pathetic schizo fantasy you have though! Maybe if you spent the energy researching actual investments you wouldn't have lost 60% of your life savings and retirement!

[Anonymous No.54865251]

I found out i'm gay today. What's the cope for that baggie bros?

[Anonymous No.54865256]

>>54865217
>I live on 180 acres in the valley under a mountain range
So the cow dung rolls down onto you then?
Kek, seethies.

[Anonymous No.54865280]

>>54865079
I sold pictures of my feet to your coworkers today and made $2600, all of which is going to GME purchases Monday morning. Did any Indians make more than that?

[Anonymous No.54865359]

bank recovery is making me suicidal
when is the economy allowed to crash? i've waited for 3 years

[Anonymous No.54865368]

>>54865251
I'm trans but waiting for my pills.

[Anonymous No.54865369]

>>54865251
just go out there and be the best damn faggot you can be

[Anonymous No.54865395]

>>54865256
They don't keep cows on mountains dumb fuck. What would they eat? Rocks? Fucking idiot
Shit obsessed moron.
>>54865280
Gay sex worker desperate for an easy investment. Sucks you picked the worst one!

[Anonymous No.54865477]

Hah, those kooky retail traders. Making a solid +5% line straight up and then buying nothing for the remainder of the day.

[Anonymous No.54865483]

>>54863459
Fuuuuuuck.
Holy shit I love when the fractal fracs.
Pure goddamn dopamine.

[Anonymous No.54865487]

>>54865368
Im trains and my boiler is about to blow

[Anonymous No.54865498]

>>54865217
I don't believe you faggot. But I find your obsession with GME chads mildly entertaining, and your seeth over something that has supposedly nothing to do with you very fascinating.

[Anonymous No.54865577]

>>54865487
Trains is hard work

[Anonymous No.54865598]

>>54865251
That's an odd way of telling us you where molested...

[Anonymous No.54865711]

>>54865498
He’s one of my favorites. He’d always stick to his script and never got interested in becoming recognizable enough to become a namefag. Obviously his post style is still incredibly recognizable. I almost think he’s a very committed larper.

[Anonymous No.54865713]

Fucking hell this is sooooo boring. What on earth is happening with the NFT marketplace? Is GMeric really just those shitty jpegs? I could have made them in a couple of weeks on an etch a sketch. There's got to be more surely?

"We're not gonna telegraph our moves". Do you think it's because they don't actually have any?

[Anonymous No.54865757]

>>54862674
>20.42

Just 19 more years bro! HODL!

[Anonymous No.54865835]

I want to look at porn so bad it's unreal. I can't wait for MOASS to happen so I can just fuck sugar babies/ my GF/ my wife instead of fucking my hand.

[Anonymous No.54865883]

My plan account is 0, should I call computer share to remove it or does it not matter?

[Anonymous No.54865888]

>>54864859
Now show me how many phantom shares exists for those other tickets.
Stinky, smelly PAJEET.

[Anonymous No.54865925]

>>54865883
Shouldn't hurt contacting them, but they'll have you change it via snail mail to make it more cumbersome from what I heard in the cringe mines.

[Anonymous No.54865949]

>>54864942
Sure, but most OI is long-dated, so short term options-chain volatility won't account for the bulk of the data determining max pain; for the most part, a rolling average max pain seems to be a good indicator of where the price will be pushed, rather than a derivative result of where the price was pushed.

[Anonymous No.54866030]

OLÉ MUY CALIENTÈ

[Anonymous No.54866064]

I love the shills who give off nervous cocaine energy. Muh 180 acres on a mountain kek

[Anonymous No.54866094]

>>54866030
kek kennies

>>54865949
>Sure, but most OI is long-dated
There's a reason they've been encouraging 0DTE goombling.

[Anonymous No.54866156]

>>54865251
Kek gay baggies

[Anonymous No.54866178]

>>54866156
Kek gay ledgies

[Anonymous No.54866248]

>another week of endless crabbing over
>another week of endless crabbing begins

[Anonymous No.54866259]

>>54866248
I don't mind as long as we continue crabbing upwards and not back down to $18

[Anonymous No.54866377]

>>54866259
We have time for both

[Anonymous No.54866412]

5% gains on all the cheapies I bought at $18??? don't mind if I do.

[Anonymous No.54866420]

I'm going to make my ass look like a baby foreskin so Ken Griffin eats it. I'm going to fart on Ken Griffin in public. I'm going to buy out Ken Griffin's favorite brand of mayo and then sell off all its assets and declare bankruptcy. I'm going to cyberbully Ken Griffin at recess. I'm going to report Ken Griffin to the IRS. I'm going to hypnotize Ken Griffin into becoming a femboy. I'm going to peacefully convince Ken Griffin to drink my piss. I'm going to walk my dog in front of Ken Griffins house and let it shit in his yard. I'm going to seduce Ken Griffins daughter and impregnate her and then leave. I'm going to get in front of Ken Griffin in traffic and go 20 below the speed limit. I'm going to move in next to Ken Griffin and buy a motorcycle just to wake up at 5am and rev it in my driveway. I'm going to ding dong ditch Ken Griffin. I'm going to file a formal complaint against Ken Griffin. I'm going to get drunk with Ken Griffin and convince him to get a bad tattoo. I'm going to make sure Ken Griffin got all 4 covid vaccines and 3 boosters. I'm going to terrify Ken Griffin with Nazi imagery. I'm going to flush Ken Griffins car keys down the toilet on accident. I'm going to prevent Ken Griffin from getting a victory royale in Fortnite. I'm going to give Ken Griffin poor service at a restaurant. I'm going to deny life-saving surgery to Ken Griffin. I'm going to set Ken Griffin's alarm clock back 10 minutes. I'm going to charge Ken Griffin usurious interest. I'm going to move in to Ken Griffin's congressional district and vote the opposite way he does even if it's against my own interests. I'm going to tell everyone that Ken Griffin is the imposter. I'm going to call Ken Griffin a nigger.

[Anonymous No.54866427]

The shills reek of desperation lately.

[Anonymous No.54866432]

The song I will be fucking my sugar babies to: https://youtu.be/eat6jyks1Eo
>>54866377
checked

[Anonymous No.54866485]

>>54866259
Im happy i sold my $22 puts at $18 ibwas planning on holding till $15-16 but my gut told me to sell

[Anonymous No.54866520]

Alright homies.
AAPL $50 Put anon here.
This here are all the options I have as of this date.
I want a comfy review and your takes on them.

[Anonymous No.54866527]

>>54866248
long crab

[Anonymous No.54866562]

that little tail at the end...

[Anonymous No.54866575]

>>54866562
Tiny little boner :3
Or something to cum...

[Anonymous No.54866585]

>>54866575
definitely not a cat.

[Anonymous No.54866622]

>>54866520
>investing in anything except GME
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54866661]

>>54866585
So many goddamn (not) cats.

>>54866622
I'm not holding any of these stocks as shares (minus GME), anon. Never planning to, just that Wealthsimple started to do options trading and wanted to play around here and there with some extra monies.

[Anonymous No.54866758]

>>54864940
Plunge protection team.

[Anonymous No.54866777]

>>54864108
needed an alternate
>>54866661
i can't raise my level of comprehension of options enough to risk capital. good luck anon, power to the players (tm)

[Anonymous No.54866787]

Is there a chance it will be next week or by end of June?

[Anonymous No.54866825]

>>54866777
Thanks anon. Nice trips, and hopefully some of my options will go near OTM or ITM before expiry.
Do some research on options and it's pretty easy to understand too. The greek values are used by algos, but for the most part theta and gamma are the most important.

>>54866787
I mean that's why I bought an OTM call option for $220 pre-split. If it pumps, I might get a few grand from that option.

[Anonymous No.54866835]

>>54866661
mrow

[Anonymous No.54866856]

Where is the 2yil guy

[Anonymous No.54866857]

>>54866787
It starts next Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.54866866]

>>54866622
Isn’t Ryan investing in apple and other stuff?

[Anonymous No.54866870]

Post times when you were a true baggie bro
>i didn't sell when the price was $350 USD a share

[Anonymous No.54866878]

>>54866825

[Anonymous No.54866967]

>>54866520
Try the sexy men general

[Anonymous No.54866994]

>>54866622
>>54866777
save some digits for the rest of us big fella

[Anonymous No.54866995]

>>54866856
2 yil is up. Now the real work begins.

[Anonymous No.54867004]

If I ever show you guys $500 in completely random dart throw options I want you to put me down.

[Anonymous No.54867020]

>>54866777
Checked and kek'd, but fuck off we're full.

[Anonymous No.54867048]

>>54866485
Nice! Let’s see the screenshot of your trade.

[Anonymous No.54867063]

>>54867004
Dart throws?
Really?
NVDA is hitting a wall in performance and I doubt they will correct course with their pricing to compensate.
Same with AAPL, and people are running out of money for their phones, laptops, etc.
KO is a value play and there's a non-zero chance that they'll double in a couple years.
GME because I like the stock and I feel good about the summer.
MMAT is because I'm wanting to see if they'll recover from shorts.

The only dart throw on here is AMZN. I'll admit that was a dumb thing, but meh. Most of these are $20 options, with AAPL being the most expensive at being $120 for a single put.

[Anonymous No.54867075]

>>54867063
Absolute poverty levels of plays. I will never even consider taking advice from somebody who isn't within 10 light-years of making it. Speak when spoken to peasant

Giving advice and buying 25 cent contracts KEK

[Anonymous No.54867084]

>>54867075
Buying 25 cent contracts because you can and don't give a fuck. Now that's when you've made it.

[Anonymous No.54867088]

bad news = deliver it early
good news = when its time

the whole pot spilleth over

tick tock

[Anonymous No.54867131]

>>54867088
good news = WAGMI
bad news = for hedgies

[Anonymous No.54867138]

>>54867131
<3
I'm feeling like this is the thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZrFthg_RKs

[Anonymous No.54867234]

>>54867138
This is the thread theme
https://youtu.be/SHYUkAthMN0

[Anonymous No.54867271]

>>54867234

[Anonymous No.54867280]

Order up for a "Dikshit"? Got a curry slurry to go.

[Anonymous No.54867286]

>>54867280
Indians eat like THAT?!

[Anonymous No.54867332]

>>54865217
Stupid lying faggot got real quiet LMAO

>>54865711
Checked.
I agree bro, but I think he is a legit low level hedgie manager because his seeth is so palpable.

Maybe it's Ken and he is telling the truth but he doesn't post proof because he realizes he has gone to far in his seething rage and dips.
That would be funny.

.

[Anonymous No.54867333]

>>54867271
Core memory...discovered.

[Anonymous No.54867343]

So what crazy new MAY 2023 copium did you baggies come up with this time?

[Anonymous No.54867349]

>>54867280
Perfect. I think I called for this exact shoot earlier today. I love it and saved

[Anonymous No.54867372]

>54867343
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/13/edmond-de-rothschild-swiss-bank-taken-private-family-ariane-de-rothschild

iits afraid

[Anonymous No.54867384]

>>54867372
Qanon lvl baggot cope. He meant actual events

[Anonymous No.54867426]

>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baggot
attn: jidf. plz update, else you wont look to be sending your best.
-baggot

[Anonymous No.54867444]

she sounds like she's about to cry

[Anonymous No.54867449]

>54867343
The banking system appears to be collapsing and we're the baggots?

[Anonymous No.54867454]

>>54867280
the GME timeline needs to be experienced to truly be appreciated. it's real? wtf?

[Anonymous No.54867459]

>>54867048
Here you go anon im not a liar just a poorfag still hold my infinity share like a true book king too

[Anonymous No.54867476]

kek dumbfuck bankies pissin and shittin right now

[Anonymous No.54867488]

>>54864589
It's incredible how much more often AMC is talked about than GME. I'm talking about real life too, forget online. AMC got to the normies and their internet hubs plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.54867517]

Oh my word just give me 10k a share. And the nineties back. It’s a perfectly reasonable request.

[Anonymous No.54867520]

>>54867488
Because it is a hedgie ploy

[Anonymous No.54867538]

>>54867520
Of course. I think at this point the hedgies only need to stoke the fire over in a while and let the normies carry the momentum from there.

[Anonymous No.54867543]

>>54867538
* once in a while

[Anonymous No.54867575]

>>54867488
Checked.
It was hooked to GME by every shill imaginable, and still is.
Normies unironically believe it's GME light and the only difference is that they can afford more shares.
The "DD" is lifted from GME and any news regarding GME is openly applied to AMC.
Normies don't even know about AAs connection to VCs or how much has been diluted.
It's sad but the psyop was effective. The next psyop was other distractions, and time.
They want GME holders to get out or get distracted but this is clearly winding to a close one way or the other.
The true hodlers who won't be shook will have to be dealt with, and if you think about it a few billion dollars is a small price to pay, and actually good for the gov who will get the taxes.

[Anonymous No.54867596]

My fellow GMEricans - Ken Griffin is a nigger.

[Anonymous No.54867629]

>>54867476
This image triggered so many people in the banking collapse thread last night

[Anonymous No.54867632]

>>54867596
stunning and brave

[Anonymous No.54867639]

>>54867476
>POP

[Anonymous No.54867647]

>>54867280
>>54867454
redeemed

[Anonymous No.54867653]

>>54867575
>actually good for the gov who will get the taxes.
The government isn't getting a penny of my MOASS gains

[Anonymous No.54867657]

I pre-ordered tears of the kingdom and an amiibo from gamestop for my son, even though I could do it at any other retailer. Is that going to help bring MOASS?

[Anonymous No.54867666]

>>54867575
Uh yeah, but can you buy microwave popcorn at GME? didn't think so!

[Anonymous No.54867677]

>>54867575
I bought amc before gme for that exact reason. It was the first stock i ever owned. bought between $12-$24 sold at $47 after the run too $60. The turning point that made me sell and go full gme was when i saw a "DD" that was directly copy pasted from gme the poster just swapped gme for amc but left all the float and share price info for gme. I started digging back through other shit i read and saw more of the same. So i went all into gme been averaging down ever since.

[Anonymous No.54867686]

>>54867657
It will help achieve a profitable Q2 but let me tell you buddy, there's no way your (probably) gay son is playing it on release day

[Anonymous No.54867689]

スニード ヘジーズ

[Anonymous No.54867702]

Anyone know much about gamestop wallet? I bought a erc-20 token (alcazar) and now they've airdropped a Bep20 token and i cant add it to my wallet to move it to metamask to be able to sell it

[Anonymous No.54867708]

>>54867063
you trade like a retard.

[Anonymous No.54867729]

bankies...

[Anonymous No.54867738]

So apparently atobitt sold his account. The HOC guy, kinda of odd how he and renshiller came back at the same time.

[Anonymous No.54867758]

>>54867738
Aside from being blatantly compromised, Superstink offers absolutely nothing. Why the Predditors still cling to that place is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.54867777]

Sources tell me that MOASS is happening next week

[Anonymous No.54867805]

>>54867777
my sources say your sources aren't lying interdasting

[Anonymous No.54867806]

>>54867777
alright big boy, I'll check those digits

[Anonymous No.54867808]

>>54867777
Checking these here quads

[Anonymous No.54867810]

>>54867729
Oh boy add another one to the chart. Day 834. Over 1000 hyped events. All completely incorrect. I can't wait to add this one to the list!

[Anonymous No.54867835]

>>54867777

[Anonymous No.54867904]

>>54867777
Checked

[Anonymous No.54867909]

>>54867777
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.54867927]

>>54867777
Good post. Good digits

[Anonymous No.54867951]

>>54867777
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.54867955]

>>54867708
What do you expect from /biz/?

[Anonymous No.54867959]

>>54867777

[Anonymous No.54867986]

>>54867777
I'm going to miss sharing this ride with you guys, but I'm going to enjoy sharing all of the world's wealth with you even more.

[Anonymous No.54867992]

It was supposed to be the hedgies, not the tech bros

[Anonymous No.54868004]

>>54867777
my sources agree

[Anonymous No.54868010]

>>54866777
Lucky 7's!

[Anonymous No.54868026]

>>54867992
Probably was getting laid off.

[Anonymous No.54868033]

>>54867777

[Anonymous No.54868044]

>>54867992
Wasn't the google founder named in the suess/epstien subpoena?

[Anonymous No.54868120]

>>54863060
The fact that this isn't everywhere amazes me.
> Supershill brings back renshill and I'llshillit.
> Gooks say fuck jews and release their share count.
Gooks + DRS + Institution = ???
JEWtoro, Fudeility, TD stealyourtrade Do you ever shares?

[Anonymous No.54868127]

>>54867777
I have already been calling it Millionaire Monday.

[Anonymous No.54868222]

>>54866870
Thats when I bought in, eventually sold around 200-225 and bought back in before spliffy, only down about $200 from what I put in so I'd say I'm doing better than plenty

[Anonymous No.54868226]

>>54868120
Yea Webull is small potatoes compared to schwab and friends. So how do we actually get Gamestop to actually perform fiduciary duty on this one? The webull numbers alone are more than pic rel. even if you use 76 million instead of 84 for the DRS #. This doesnt even include the reported short % figures which are absolutely higer than reported. Look at the amount of short volume every day. They just hide the FTDs so it looks like everything is accounted for. There is no volume every day because they have nothing left to squeeze.

[Anonymous No.54868245]

I’m so glad that it’s finally happening. I need the money urgently

[Anonymous No.54868258]

>>54868222
Shorting yourself is pretty smart. I’m going to have to start soon if by some small chance it doesn’t start this week. MSM is literally reporting that the squeeze is on like Donkey King

[Anonymous No.54868267]

>>54867777
Luckier 7's!

[Anonymous No.54868278]

>>54867777
Your quads confirm your sources are valid.

[Anonymous No.54868283]

>>54868120
>JEWtoro, Fudeility, TD stealyourtrade Do you ever shares?
The theory is that they do, shares trading over the outstanding amount.

[Anonymous No.54868291]

>>54868283
It's not a theory anymore when Webull throws their dick on the table and just shows everyone how much GME is on their tiny 2 Billion dollar platform.

[Color me intruiged mate No.54868316]

>>54868291
What whaaaaaaaaaaat? :O

[Anonymous No.54868325]

>>54868291
That is true actually. It's immensely fucky.

[Anonymous No.54868328]

>>54868258
I'm just a horrible poor fag who knew the Donnie dollars and biden bucks needed to do something useful, not even 2k invested, wish I could do more

[Anonymous No.54868384]

>>54868245
You'll be able to afford that gender affirmation surgery soon sis

[Anonymous No.54868407]

>>54867777
damn he just got off the horn

how high up

[Anonymous No.54868437]

>>54867959
will you put the new forgis on the jeep when you moass?

[Anonymous No.54868457]

>>54867777
remember that ryan loves you

[Anonymous No.54868486]

>>54868407
Up.

[Anonymous No.54868506]

>>54867777
Checked, this is now the universal truth

[Anonymous No.54868521]

Ryan cohen is the antichrist.

[Anonymous No.54868538]

>>54868437
I'll trap until the bloody bottoms are underneath.

[Anonymous No.54868562]

>>54868521
to some

[Anonymous No.54868573]

>>54867777
Baste af

[Anonymous No.54868581]

Either GME DD is right, and we’re all wagmi. Or it’s wrong, and truth is, the game was rigged from the start. There are only two options, and once you make peace with both of them, there’s nothing left to do but hold your hand and see where the cards fall. I cannot be FUDded because I’ve already made my decision. I’m not selling until I’m a millionaire. If that never happens, I guess I’m never selling.

[Anonymous No.54868588]

>>54866520
they bore me and the apple put you paid far too much for

[Anonymous No.54868600]

would you gentleman consider yourself head of narrative material?

[Anonymous No.54868602]

>>54867454
>>54867476
I am at peace with this experience. I can’t imagine watching the last few years economically unfold while holding anything but GME. Those who don’t hold GME will never know this feel (and that’s a good thing)

[Anonymous No.54868619]

Just fucking die already you stupid market! I've been edging for two years!

[Anonymous No.54868624]

Moona in Mayoona
Source: Taco taco - burrito burrito.

[Anonymous No.54868635]

god im so tired and fatigued from passively holding a gamestock for two years

its so exhausting

[Anonymous No.54868638]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54868655]

>>54867349
that shit was funny
>>54867454
>>54867647
that shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.54868667]

>>54868581
I’ve never read any dd. I hold gme because I understand basic math.

[Anonymous No.54868712]

>>54868667
You are an inspiration to us all

[Anonymous No.54868769]

>>54868667
based personally for me it's my talmudar. it's really good at picking up on talmudic tricks. i am not even educated in finance. i just know that holding this will somehow profit me, and severely hurt those lashing out for holding said asset.

[Anonymous No.54868773]

>>54868581
>Either GME DD is right and we’re all wagmi.
It is, and we are
>Or it’s wrong, and truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
We're right and it's still rigged.

[Anonymous No.54868821]

Atobitt sold his account
Superstonk is compromised
We're going the right way, there can be no doubt.

[Anonymous No.54868840]

>>54868821
Source on that?

[Anonymous No.54868869]

>>54868840
He made it up.
SS was always compromised.

[Anonymous No.54868921]

>>54868821
>>54868869
I just read his post and it doesn't seem anti-DRS at all

[Anonymous No.54868925]

Today's fractal was really something beautiful.

[Anonymous No.54868928]

>>54868769
If they didn’t come here to seethe about a stock they shouldn’t even matter to them I would never know how much it hurts them for me to hold it.

[Anonymous No.54869105]

I come here to huff the FUD. I'm a bit tipsy today so the Captcha is a little more difficult. Cheers, gents!

[Anonymous No.54869197]

>>54867992

[Anonymous No.54869238]

>>54869197

[Anonymous No.54869261]

>>54869238
SPOOKY NIGGER ALIENS
ARE SHORTING MY FAVORITE STOCK?

[Anonymous No.54869276]

>>54868635
Should've just bought bank stocks and Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54869307]

Whats your plan b if this thing ends up failing?
-Assume worst case scenario, this thing goes to straight to zero.

[Anonymous No.54869312]

>>54869238
I still can’t figure out how the fuck this is supposed to be a human. I can’t make out anything, no face, nothing.

[Anonymous No.54869331]

>>54869312
>>54869261
It's a shop. The "mouth" is her eye and she's wearing a mask.

[Anonymous No.54869352]

>>54869307
If it goes to $0.0001 then I'm buying the entire fucking company. If it goes to zero, then I'll buy infinity shares.

[Anonymous No.54869369]

>>54869352
I phrased it the wrong way, my bad. lets just say it doesn't end up working. What's your coping mechanism of choice?
personally id hit the gym harder, and honestly im starting to lose hope, but im never folding.

[Anonymous No.54869385]

>>54869369
Anon, if you don't get to sell at millions per share then the worst case scenario is that you hold X amount of stock in a fantastic company. Who cares?

[Anonymous No.54869389]

>>54869369
Assuming it doesn't go, take the phrase "God has given me another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem" a lot more seriously than I ever have increasing exponentially with the passing of time until it does go.

[Anonymous No.54869409]

>>54869389
>>54869385
>>54869369
>>54869352
>>54869331
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7. Withdraw the $20 using the desired method

[Anonymous No.54869417]

>>54869369
For me, it's suicide

[Anonymous No.54869432]

>>54869385
youre missing my point

>>54869389
I wonder if redditors think the same, I want something big to happen if there isnt a moass. Like change everything big.

[Anonymous No.54869435]

i'll do it myself, dad

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.54869481]

>>54869466
>>54869466
>>54869466
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.54869495]

>>54869369
If it “doesn’t end up working,” reddit’s been radicalized enough that they will become French Revolution re-enactors with Fani Oter and Kennoid playing the roles of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Trust me on this, if there was literally any other option it would have happened by now