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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>54860610

>> No.54862309

the apple will fall from the tree

>> No.54862327

the market can stay fake longer than you can stay gay

>> No.54862342
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>>54862296
he baked (for zero compensation)

>> No.54862344
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUMU
>sob
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
>wipe tear
HAPPY BIRHTDAY DEAR MUMU
>sniff
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
>[internal AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA intensifies]

>> No.54862355

>>54862296
Is Texas Roadhouse a good stock?

>> No.54862356
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So that's it? We're good?

>> No.54862361

bros why the stock market so strong???

>> No.54862364
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54862364

Reminder to hold Apple. Don't trade it!

>> No.54862369

>PACW halted
lol, going up too fast

>> No.54862373
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54862373

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.54862378
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>>54862356
We'll actually get heemed by a certain bank failure over the weekend, then the SLOOS on Monday. But you didn't hear that from me.

>> No.54862382

>>54862378
WHICH BANK

>> No.54862387

>>54862364
hold the apple when its 5% away from ath and 1% from the last lower high. thank you jim cramer you are my greatest ally

>> No.54862389
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>>54862378
Tell me about the sloots.

>> No.54862401
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>>54862382
Yours

>> No.54862415
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>>54862389
Sure: https://www.federalreserve.gov/data/sloos.htm

>> No.54862418
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>>54862364
slurping this aapl dip. I just don't see it ever being cheaper than this again.

>> No.54862419
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54862419

>apple beats earnings
>every bank pumps

>> No.54862422
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54862422

It's actually quite incredible how strong the buying pressure is and how quickly all the bear FUD bs is reversed. A whole week of bearish sentiments reversed just like that with a bs job report that is gonna get revised and halved. I just wish I had bought more

>> No.54862433

>he bought spy puts

>> No.54862436
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>>54862422
Literally just got an entry point for more puts. Thanks mumu.

>> No.54862437
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>>54862361
inflation is bullish.
just wait after (((they))) add some more 0s on the dollar bill. everybody will be a billionaire

>> No.54862443

>>54862356
Considering how resilent this market has been Im inclined to all in on calls. Jerome should really end inflation, pump it to 10%. I mean look how the market doesnt care about 5%. Whats an extra 5% if 5% seems to mean nothing?

>> No.54862447

Once we get out of this recession DKNG is gonna absolutely fucking pumping straight back to 50.

>> No.54862451

>>54862437
Spy is literally about to dump you maroon

>> No.54862461
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>>54862415
Survey results:

>> No.54862462

>>54862373
Based. Semi chads will become unheemed

>> No.54862473
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>>54862451
no u

>> No.54862493

What happens to SOXL if Nvda loses its meme ai pump

>> No.54862507

Here comes the roll over

>> No.54862511

>>54862493
It would be very painful

>> No.54862520
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>>54862327
Look I can DCA SQQQ the same way you can fomo into 300 p/e tech stocks at the top

>> No.54862524
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>>54862342
rip bobo

>> No.54862546

>>54862520
why are your delts so small

haha

im just joken fren you look like you lift weights haha

>> No.54862547

>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5s6yUonJ_Q

>> No.54862556

Boboniggerbros...

>> No.54862567
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>>54862520
I could easily heem you

>> No.54862570

>>54862415
The dresses are nice and I would fuck both of these girls just based on the fact that they aren't obese but they are kinda mid desu.. I bet the one on the right looks like shit naked.. one on the left is carrying her with the cheerleader effect

>> No.54862580

>>54862546
>you look like you lift weights
Burn

>> No.54862592

Reee why are puts still expensive. I cant buy downside protection without a huge loss to gains

>> No.54862601

Also reminder to short KRE through EOD. People won't want the weekend risk.

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>>54862592
>he doesn't know

>> No.54862619

I never do options. I just buy SCHD rain or shine.

>> No.54862632
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>>54862418

>> No.54862640

>>54862608
Elaborate

>> No.54862641

>>54862520
Lookin thick, solid, tight

You in london?

>> No.54862654
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>>54862433
>those digits
[Intro]
Follow the light. The light is your guide
I am controller of Planet X (Three-three!)
And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important

[Verse]
King Geedorah, take me to your leader
Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
They need to take a breather
He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
Been on Saturday feature
Pleased to meet ya
And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like
He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
Even give you more zip-zip than ZZ Top
With full beers thou shall not ball corner
Geedorah like, "One more steps, and y'alls goners"
So-called rich, front if you wanna
When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is
Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids

>> No.54862657

>>54862567
>bear lord has awoken
new vid when?
>>54862641
>london posting
L O N D O N

>> No.54862661

>>54862461
Exactly. "SVB's a one-off" was good hopium for the last survey but now we'll have the results for "our bank will literally go bankrupt if we do not build cash reserves. So no, we will not approve your loan application for a cat cafe."

>> No.54862667
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54862667

We are rallying on GOOD job number. which means inflation is still sticky....

Yeah this rally is the greatest rally of our generation. SOFT LANDA HERE WE COME!!!!!!!

>> No.54862668

Was that PPT save? fuckers

>> No.54862679

>>54862657
Feeling cute, might make a video this weekend, I dunno

>> No.54862686

>>54862667
>Future rate cuts priced out
>"BeTtEr BiD uP 165 P/E NVDA"

>> No.54862687

What the fuck mumu

>> No.54862693

>>54862296
Bought June 9 AAPL175 puts.
Is this smart? I think it is.

>> No.54862697
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>>54862661
>our bank will literally go bankrupt

>> No.54862698

I'm up $15k in my main account, should I toss another grand at 0 dte 490 poots and watch the market pump even more?

>> No.54862700

What the fuck is this melt up? We finally break out of the flag and start dumping, only for these crack smokers to pump it in the complete opposite direction

>> No.54862709

>>54862700
I guess Mr. Bonaparte felt like buying today

>> No.54862713
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>>54862640

>> No.54862718

>>54862679
Based
t. sub and future patreon supporter
>>54862687
>>54862700
>Mad that the market is only ever going to go up
You like that? You like the taste of that? Huh??

>> No.54862719

>>54862709
This shit is retarded

>> No.54862725
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54862725

they are slurping every fucking dip right before the weekend. how is this real?

>> No.54862731

should i go all in on boil?

>> No.54862737

>>54862700
What happened to sell in may and walk away? Are we not about to get dumped on?

>> No.54862747
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54862747

Line goes up forever,bobo.

>> No.54862749

>>54862731
i wouldn't just yet
i mean, i'm not just yet

>> No.54862755

>>54862737
The saying is actually
>Buy in May, that's the play.

Maybe you're from one of those Bernstein Bears dimensions?

>> No.54862757

>>54862731
I just sold

>> No.54862758

>>54862719
>Reee why are puts still expensive. I cant buy downside protection without a huge loss to gains
Gave me another $5k in the long bags account. What the fuck do I care about a shitty $1k 0dte bobo bet? Cant be wrong all the time can I? or can I? that's why i continue to press the buttons. because nothing else matters including pressing the buttons themselves. none of this matters. at all. either way. im gonna go play some gay tony DLC

>> No.54862764

When are we buying BOIL

>> No.54862766

>>54862718
>hop in short 3 minis expecting the pullback
>pumps higher despite looking like shit
>change to long
>market pulls back or goes sideways
I'm going to kill myself

>> No.54862768
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54862768

Sike, Bobo. You thought!

>> No.54862773
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54862773

Do I need to walk into a Fidelity branch if I want to a) move all my money from Wells Fargo (I know, le sigh) into a Fidelity brokerage account and b) sweep all my non-checking/leftover funds into CDs, treasuries, etc.? Or can I do all of that online/is it as simple as it sounds to do online? Vid below related, if anyone has done this before I'd genuinely appreciate some insight. I'm starting to have actual "big boy" ($100k+) money sitting in a bank which is retarded, might as well do something with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP8WKKbvS5E&t=147s

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>>54862737
>What happened to sell in may and walk away?
in current clown market it is: slurp in may and honk away

>> No.54862778

>>54862766
>t. every retard who trades stocks

>> No.54862785

>>54862641
This isn’t a site for homosexual meetups.
This is a site for serious stock business.

>> No.54862791

>>54862768
>Multiple huge regional banks are collapsing before our eyes
>The only thing that could resolve it is a substantial decrease in fed lending rate, which they said they had not intention of doing even before this morning's incredibly hot job and wage report
>But a bank said the banks are fine, SPY up 2%
lmao. Enjoy your meme pump

>> No.54862792

>>54862773
WFC may or may not require you to go into *their* branch to make such a large transfer. Fidelity would just give you an account and routing number for you to plug into the Wells form.

>> No.54862793

>>54862778
I just want to make money, anon. Nothing has ever gone right for me in my life

>> No.54862795
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aapl setting up for another pump last chance to get in below 180.

>> No.54862804

>>54862755
nah the say is, "Push your cockhead against her cervix and blast away" guaranteed to make money. All I know is SPY has to close below $413 on Monday, or I'm as good as screwed.

>> No.54862805

>>54862731
this morning during afterhours it went to 2.59, a new 52 week low. this *might* be the very bottom for the year, but then we've already seen that go by a few times and it still drop. i may not "go all in" until it rolls to the Sept contract in June, but what you need to be doing is watching it directly yourself every day, very carefully, and keeping up with as much natgas news as possible. i am constantly evaluating/re-evaluating as it goes.

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>>54862785
>AAPL
>SIGA
>GRND
>GAYMF
>BUD

Do we need to put a pride flag in the OP for you to get the picture?

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>>54862804
>SPY has to close below $413 on Monday
i think SPY's fair value EOD is closer to $408 but thats just me, a retail bobo

>> No.54862846

>>54862791
SPY just put in a W bottom and we got confirmation this morning that every wagie has 2 jobs, which means twice as much consooming and twice as many 401(k) contributions.

Nobody needs your lame regional bank credit if they have ca$$$h money.

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54862857

Is this over?? shit.. i think we going to rally to the moon.... bank failures are indeed buillish...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh00000000000000000000000000000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.54862858

>>54862816
SIGA... good times...

>> No.54862860
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THE VOLUME

>> No.54862871

>>54862725
Janet Yellen told me the banks are safe and secure. I'm going to buy calls on margin before the weekend at the ATH after a 2% green day. It seems like a great time to buy

>> No.54862878

>>54862805
I will add tho
that this morning was likely my last time swinging KOLD for the year till December, and if i would have been awake in time i would have bought that 2.59 on BOIL and swung it today instead.

>> No.54862884

>>54862846
>TA schizophrenia
lol
>and we got confirmation this morning that every wagie has 2 jobs, which means twice as much consooming and twice as many 401(k) contributions.
There might be something to this if it weren't for the fact that consumer debt has exponentially increased over 2022 and into 2023, and if earnings weren't mediocre
>Nobody needs your lame regional bank credit
Who do you think is keeping shitty barely or entirely non-profitable companies (which make up most of the stock market) at enormous equity evaluations? Not their revenue, certainly. It's speculative institutional investment. And that goes down as interest rates rise.

>> No.54862892

>>54862793
Calm down, son. Literally the same thing has happened to every trader ever. This is why a common suggestion is just buy SPY and QQQ and forget about it.

>> No.54862900

What’s up with the one month t bill yield

>> No.54862910

>>54862892
I'm not trying to wait 40 years before I can make a decent return, boomer. I need to start making money asap since both my jobs are dead end at the moment. I have no degree and I have no skills.

>> No.54862912

>>54862884
what about the employment data this morning? All I'm seeing is higher for longer, higher MM fund yields, less equities exposure. Why cant we do another 25 points next meeting? Why the fuck not niggerlovers? and that's exactly what you are, smelly niggerlovers. And the problem with being a nigger lover is that it will get everybody killed.

>> No.54862916
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>>54862860
Why are the normies not buying this rally. BUY DA DIP!!!!

>> No.54862922
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So glad I bet on AMERICA today

>> No.54862928

>>54862910
Ok, then you're just going to lose it all, retard.

>> No.54862933
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>>54862884
>consumer debt has exponentially increased over 2022 and into 2023
Sorry, doomer. Extra jobs mean extra paychecks mean real credit card usage drops.

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>>54862912
there is literally nothing bullish about higher wages and lower unemployment but mumus see green numbers and buy, probably

>> No.54862938

>>54862910
Zoomer girls are extremely fuckable and zoomed guys fucking disgusting retards.. as a 34 year old this is really bullish for me to continue to creampie whores 10 years younger than me while you lose your McDonald's wages gambling on dog coins and options

>> No.54862947

>>54862892
>This is why a common suggestion is just buy SPY and QQQ and forget about it
Let me ask you something? why do you care about being here so badly to save every penny instead of having fun? Is DCA'ing into SPY fun? NO. Is it a winning strategy post COVID? NO. So what the fuck are you criticizing others for. Im long $2k of 0 dte poots that are only the 11 delta now after being the 50 delta when i started martingaling. So yea I could be wrong, but im wrong on a day where I made $15k unrealized because of delusional niggerlovers. It's not even mumus and bobos, its humans vs niggers

>> No.54862953

>>54862928
I'm going to figure it out someday and make more in a year than I would in 10 depositing meager wages into some boomer IRA.
>>54862938
I'm not that much younger than you, retard. I don't buy crypto either, retard.

>> No.54862959

>Bullard with dovish rhetoric
oh i am thinking we are just getting started

>> No.54862965

>WAL
damnit I sold at 24.50

>> No.54862967

>>54862959
Where is this fucker even talking at? I can't find a damn link.

>> No.54862968

>>54862900
MMF's don't want the headache of even a 0.0000001% chance of a 1 day delay in the event of a "default".

>> No.54862975

>>54862953
You honestly have a better chance making a 2x on BTC than donating 100% of your money to Jews playing options. Just remember you shouldn't rope yourself over a few thousand dollars you can always get a third job I guess

>> No.54862980

>>54862910
paper trade using either E*TRADE Power Trade or thinkorswim until you can start seeing it work, and try some simpler trades that are maybe less "high profile". Track certain stocks every single day, learn their habits, watch for entry points. For instance, i made a quick and easy enough little gain yesterday selling HOOD that i had bought while it hit a dip the day before. keep a list, watch it closely, learn its habits like you are a hunter after game. PAPER TRADE until you see it working like you want.

>> No.54862982

>>54862934
>probably
that's absolutely NOT it. Either this thing tumbles this afternoon, or I'll say it again like I do every fed meeting, new slaves were just created again. I'm really ok if we pump and I lose my small short... are these niggers ok though regardless of what happens?

>> No.54862988

>>54862933
This picture shows credit usage increasing ~10% monthly for almost 2 years.

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where did all the downside vol go?

>> No.54863005

>>54862975
I'm not buying options either, retard.
>>54862980
I am paper trading, but everything I do is apparently wrong or mistimed. If I wait for the breakout and hop in, the breakout immediately reverses strongly.

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>>54862988
The graph's scale is in billions of dollars, anon.

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>FED'S BULLARD: MY SENSE IS THAT REGIONAL BANKS WILL DO JUST FINE.
>FED'S BULLARD: THE ECONOMY IS DOING WELL, AND LOAN PORTFOLIOS ARE PAYING.
bullard is a bulltard again, who would have thought

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54863016

>>54863005
Turn your screen upside down and you'll make it.

>> No.54863022

>>54862938
Zoomer girls are fucking retarded though. Just hired a new zoomer girl. She's 22 and already has 3 kids from 2 different dads. First dad is a deadbeat criminal that won't even see his kids, second dad was literally from a one night hookup. Zoomer women are so dumb they can't even use birth control of any kind. I have nothing but contempt for them, that's why I stick to anime girls because they have class

>> No.54863023

>>54863003
Waiting

>> No.54863027

>>54863008
Time for call spreads on both sides

>> No.54863030

>>54863007
Ah fuck me. Point still stands though, credit usage has done nothing but go up, not down

>> No.54863037

>>54862947
>>54862953
You guys are fucking stupid.

>> No.54863042

>>54863008
I'm really fucking tired of people just outright lying about these garbage banks hyper-leveraged on trash debt.

>> No.54863045

to the nigger that bought at 410.20 at 12:50... you are a smelly niggerlover and I despise everything you stand for (unless you are creating a diversion to dump your billions at a higher price, then you might be ok)

>> No.54863056

>>54863037
>bro just be a loser for 20-30 years while everyone is making stacks today

>> No.54863059

>>54863030
As it should and always has. But its current rate is trending towards a steady, stable 2019-style clip more than some "squeezed to the gills" early 2022 one.

>> No.54863066

Finally. After 2 years of constant dipping, I am finally back in the green with my shares of uwmc. 2 years! On the bright side, I now own a bunch of shares after all the averaging down I've done. The dividend for that company is still around 6 or 7 percent. I'm hoping it will do well eventually.

>> No.54863067
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54863067

>>54863037
>You guys are fucking stupid.
ok and you are a niggerlover

>> No.54863081

>>54863022
Not my experience.. I don't dumpster dive and all the zoomer girls I fuck have those IUDs. I haven't used a condom in years. Short condom companies

>> No.54863082

>>54862928
>Ok, then you're just going to lose it all, retard.
what's the difference?

>> No.54863086

is there a reason to put more than the company Match in my 401k

>> No.54863089
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54863089

>HOD

>> No.54863090

>>54863082
You'll find out.

>> No.54863094
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54863094

>>54863005
>everything I do is apparently wrong or mistimed
happens to me a lot and makes me draw back into greater caution and not being retarded with the risk. then every now and then a trade just works beautifully and puts things right. cut losses before they get too bad and just keep watching and getting more of a feel. remember that the markets are a machine that transfer wealth from the impatient to the patient.

>> No.54863096
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54863096

>>54863056
Literally nobody here makes money

>> No.54863110

>>54863059
>As it should and always has.
Fuck off

>> No.54863112

>>54863086
Only if you are doing some Jewish trickery to lower your income to a lower tax bracket

>> No.54863115

>>54863096
Based chuuba lubber

>> No.54863116

>>54863096
that's true
Its probably because we're all too busy giving your wife wedgies

>> No.54863123

>>54863086
No.

>> No.54863127
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54863127

We've been basically crabbing the past year

>> No.54863129
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54863129

This market is faker and gayer than crypto. I made more money trading crypto than these boomer stocks.

>> No.54863131
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54863131

SOS

SAVE ME OHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOS
SOS
SOS!!!

>> No.54863133
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54863133

>>54863116

>> No.54863138

>>54863127
Noticed that today from a buddy after he showed me his shit. A whopping gain of $20 from his long $SPY position.

>> No.54863140

>go to KFC
>do you have the big ol' bowl for five bucks i've been hearing so much about?
>SIR that is a corporate promotion, this is a franchise store
short YUM

>> No.54863141

>>54862296
Is ally financial a good stock?

>> No.54863143

>>54863090
oh yea? how much do you think I have, and how much do you think i'm risking? and how much do you think you need to have saved to be comfy? It's not even mine, Im just holding onto it for a while, it all returns to the same place in the end. What do I care? Ok I guess the line doesnt go back and touch moving averages and lost $2k today... on a day where I am up $15k on long bags... on a day where if it did doomp to $406-408 im printing on the poots. Yea you got me fella... nice win for ya... you niggerlover

>> No.54863148

>>54862296
another day
another phony rallye

>> No.54863157

my first year investing: i only had one profitable month.

>profit 700
>losses 1500

oh boy. im glad since it was a learning experience.
im now focused on a system that i can be away from the market enough. (not to get gambling addicted) It also has rules that keeps emotions away from decision making.
im sure i will do way better this year following a system. almost 200 of losses were from fees. that was good to learn too.

>> No.54863164

WAL just keeps going up wtf

>> No.54863171

>>54863143
Comfy is in your head faggots. You can be comfy with $0 or miserable and wealthy. You are such a seething faggot even if you did hit a 20x you would just keep gambling it and never be content

Go to the gym and fuck 3d women. This is financial advice

>> No.54863175

>>54863141
its not just a good stock, it's a great bank!

>> No.54863178
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54863178

SOS SOS SOS

PLEASE COME RESCUE ME !!!! GOT ME LOSING IT!!!!

THIS MARKET IS NOT HEALTHY.

THIS TIME PLEASE SOMEBODY COME RESCUE ME!!!

THIS MARKET IS NOT HEALTHY!!!

>> No.54863179

all i have to say to this thread is that the market participants by and large are nigger lovers

>> No.54863181

>>54863138
Kek

>> No.54863190

>>54863171
>You can be comfy with $0 or miserable and wealthy
Now you sound like me faggot. Your just repeating what I am saying in another way. So "I'll find out" what exactly?

>> No.54863193

>>54863140
Taco Bell forgot my cheese dip for my nachos in my box meal last weekend making the nacho chips completely worthless. I agree on shorting YUM.

>> No.54863195

>this late ass WAL pump

>> No.54863206

>>54863171
>if you did hit a 20x you would just keep gambling it and never be content
depends, is it a 20x on a $2k bet or a 20x on my entire portfolio? because that would change everything and you would KNOW ME. You are a fucking faggot

>> No.54863216

-0.25% at every fed meeting for the next 16 months

>> No.54863225

Calling it, $SPY range bound between $411 and $412

>> No.54863244

STOP THE SLURP!

>> No.54863243

>>54863179
thats why
we
luv
u

>> No.54863250

>>54863206
>if you did hit a 20x you would just keep gambling it and never be content
>20x$1million =$20 million
>$20 million x 4.7% MM fund yield = $940k a year in interest
Yea I think I would continue gambling with a $50k account like a currently do... How big is your gambling acocunt Mr. Bonaparte? How many shares did you buy at 12:50pm? What was the FA on that purchase? other than being a smelly niggerlover? thanks for the green day faggot and for the new crop of slaves that will never own a home or shares of any companies because just too expensive now for most. I guess notmyproblem. but at the same time you are a hypocrite and a niggerlover so anything you say is automatically retarded off the bat

>> No.54863251

>>54863244
people just love buying the top

>> No.54863259
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54863259

Sooo a luke warm-IQ-blue collar worker walked into work today talking about how he plays the stock market and AI is pumping everything. We are literally in Peek Awareness.

Anons- we are at the top. This is the literal JPM story top signal. In his crash happened 6 months later, at todays speed it could literally be tomorrow - end of next month.
>InB4 Tumor Weeks

>> No.54863261

>>54863216
If that happens inflation will get so out of control that you'll be living on the streets.

>> No.54863263

Really low volume. I think I should sell more spreads right on the edge.

>> No.54863265

yeah i dont see us going any higher than this. don't get cocky now you fucking mumu retards.

>> No.54863267

>McDonalds
>Arby's
>McDonalds
>Arby's
It has not been a great week for eating healthy

>> No.54863269

>Peek Awareness

>> No.54863282

>>54863244
Apple had good earnings and the MM’s were hell bent on pumping it after that, even with good news employment data and Bullard speaking, which both implied more rate hikes to come

>> No.54863283

>>54863175
No cap?

>> No.54863284
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54863284

He was just on the subway ranting and raving and being threatening and then all a sudden he couldn't breeve. When we looting the Target?

>> No.54863287

>>54863265
Same. It's just stuck with barely any juice to move it. I think the big boys are taking a nap before deciding to fuck calls and puts holders.

>> No.54863289

>>54863171
>Go to the gym and fuck 3d women
lust for the physical flesh goyim... fixed it for ya niggerlover

>> No.54863290
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54863290

>>54863263
>Trapped Bobo says for the 5th time this session

>> No.54863294
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54863294

mumu, how could you fuckin do this to me

>> No.54863295

>>54863269
Yeah, he took a little peek at the goings on and became aware

>> No.54863305

>>54863269
>>54863295
im not that interesting agent smith.

>> No.54863306

>>54863265
This is the same thing that happens after every fed meeting. Giga pump they day after then crabbing or red for weeks.

>> No.54863308

just another typical day of trading right goys? price action looks regular as shit right? right?

>> No.54863310

Roll over in 30 minutes

>> No.54863316

>>54862791
Nobody cares that the banks are collapsing because the fed has signalled they’re just gonna to bail them out regardless

>> No.54863322
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54863322

What is the largest Dividend you've ever received?

>> No.54863339
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54863339

fire half of all working employees and send them to mars or whatever retarded exploration project we think is relevant
send the capable youth to fill the fired workers spots without the monetary compensation
mandatory farming conscription
and last but not least, the death penalty for all who think french toast is better than waffles or pancakes

do i have your vote for terra-director 2030

>> No.54863356

>>54863339
That's a man.

>> No.54863355

>>54863289
>Muh transcended the physical
Room is probably full of piss jugs, beer cans and takeout containers

>> No.54863362
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54863362

1 little
2 little
3 little niggers

4 little
5 little
6 little niggers

7 little
8 little
9 little niggers

selling the dope and going to jail

>> No.54863366
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54863366

Watch bears get baited by this pullback AGAIN

>> No.54863374

>>54863355
projection much? you are the niggerlover afterall... i couldnt care less about what happens today, i just want you to know you are a niggerlover and that will end poorly for you, and probably for me too as a direct result of your obession with niggers and making them human

>> No.54863376

this pump is going to dump monday morning, retards lol

>> No.54863385

>>54863339
>Jew/bureaucrat blames the poor for everything

I vote for the guy that wants to put you in a camp to die from typhoid

>> No.54863395

What’s the most cucked product class and why is it CDS traders

>> No.54863397

>>54863322
I thought alcohol was illegal in these arab cuntrys.

>> No.54863399

>>54863376


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwqWzbk_LeY

>> No.54863403

>>54863376
it was gonna dump at 12:50 but they decised to give an evil guy like me long bags money instead

>> No.54863411
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54863411

Okay... it's kinda my problem.

>> No.54863412

>>54863282
>good
No they revised down and met their revision. It was not a suprise upside.

>> No.54863413

>>54863374
We should have done something about the nigger lovers a long time ago.

>> No.54863414

>>54863376
No one cares. Today is not monday.

>> No.54863417

>>54863403
Gotta fuck put holders one way or another.

>> No.54863422

>that feel when didn't load up enough bags of trash over the past few weeks
The pivot really was just waiting again on HOOMERS potentially facing "losses" on their home equity.
Is there any good diarrhea out there that still has room to moon?

>> No.54863433
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54863433

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
... MONEY!

>> No.54863434

https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1654545579572174848?cxt=HHwWgIC98YeckPYtAAAA

Oh no no no no
WE HAVE ONE WEEK

>> No.54863439

>>54863411
Free copium:
>KRE problems "resolved"
>Gold still above $2k

>> No.54863440

>>54863413
It's a toss up if the Jews or niggers do more damage to society. I say we just give them NY and California and build a wall around with machine gun nests and mines with kill on sight orders if they try to leave

>> No.54863451
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54863451

>YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A 20X
what a niggerloving cunt

>> No.54863452

>>54863434
Some meaningless rambling about the debt ceiling. Big whoop.

>> No.54863453
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54863453

Bond volatility is bullish. KEK.

1 month moving by 100bps a DAY is bullish

volatility is bullish..

kek.

ke
ke
k
kek

>> No.54863458

>>54863294
The trick is to take profits.

>> No.54863464

>>54863433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

>> No.54863473

>>54863366
there is NO pullback

>> No.54863480
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54863480

Just imagine and dare,think about being a bobo

>> No.54863482

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS AAPL

>> No.54863485

>>54863440
>It's a toss up if the Jews or niggers
>not understanding that niggers are just a weaponized tool of the jews
NGMI niggerlover

>> No.54863486

>>54863482
Or just Apple if He's busy.

>> No.54863488

AAPL fall from tree

>> No.54863490
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54863490

>>54863453
>He thinks 1 month moving by 100bps a DAY is bearish
>He has no idea why that happened

See you at SPY 420, knockoff Jap.

>> No.54863493
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54863493

Remember when we were supposed to crash this week?

>> No.54863496
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54863496

I SWEAR I WILL GET MY REVENGE

>> No.54863503
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54863503

SOXL is so schizo lately kek wtf. didn't expect it to pump today

>> No.54863508
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54863508

just make it stop...

>> No.54863510

>>54862327
>imagine thinking QE infinity of the FED backstopping everything as major corporations rake in the profits and buy back their stocks is fake

How many times do you have to be told; the generational bottom was set last October. The FED will pause and already has pivoted to more QE. FED will keep printing, Government will keep spending, the cost of everything will keep rising and that includes stocks most of all.

>> No.54863512
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54863512

Remember bank runs are bullish cuz that means less money has to be payed to depositors and more money for divies and buybacks

>> No.54863517

>good news might be good news again
do CNBC niggerlovers really?

>> No.54863524

>>54863485
True and I understand that but if you look at the lifetime monetary damage to society I would wager a jew does 100x more damage on average. Sure the nigger shoplifts and rapes and maybe murders a couple people on average but the jew does millions in damage and fundamentally rots societies core in a way that the damage is almost incalculable in scale

>> No.54863531

>>54863434
It would have just been Biden making empty threats to Republicans, but they already drew up a plan to raise the debt ceiling, the dems just have to agree.

>> No.54863537

>>54862296
What are the odds inflation starts rising again once the rate hikes stop

>> No.54863541

>>54863524
that's why i dont blame the niggers themselves but instead blame the NIGGERLOVERS like you

>> No.54863543

>>54863512
It also means more F.E.D. printing to pay out 5% at the RRP. Stronger consumer balance sheets = blue-balled Bobo.

>> No.54863545

>>54862296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqYCbAKJ06w
Feels like we will get more crabbing until they either give up on 2% inflation or they keep going at it and financial system falls apart.

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54863546

>>54863537
0%

>> No.54863548

>>54863259
It’s 2023 everyone is invested in the markets and has been for the last three years, this is nothing new. Purchase quality cash flowing assets and watch the world burn while you get rich.

>> No.54863553

>>54863541
Why is everyone calling me a nigger lover? I never relax. To be fair ours in the south are on average less feral than a democratic progressive cities niggers

>> No.54863558

>>54863553
cuz you were the motherfucker arguing with me and i dont like it

>> No.54863559
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54863559

>>54863545
that guy lies through his teeth every time he is on screen. I wonder how much he is paid.

>> No.54863574

>>54863537
>starts rising again
What are you talking about "again"? It's never stopped rising every month groceries are hiked in price again over and over because the fed is nothing but lying faggots pretending to try and fight inflation.

>> No.54863577

>>54863559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_esa8g1paC8&list=TLPQMDUwNTIwMjO7VuAg5h7LZQ&index=2
I dunno, look here, he calls out FED for example, I think he mostly lies by omitting the future scenarios, but not when talking about what's happening or happened.

>> No.54863580

>>54863531
>the dems just have to agree
the dems won't agree, the spending cuts would defund the police and hurt minorities the hardest

>> No.54863589

>>54863508
I meant to reply to this a while ago bro the pump is over for the day rest easy

>> No.54863590

>>54862422
Revision to previously released data is bullish mo matter what.

>> No.54863597
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54863597

>>54863490
Nobody knows what happened. Not even the smart people i follow knows....

But this pump was caused by the FED and their midnight liquidity pump.

Funny thing is we might see SPY 420.. before we crash..

>> No.54863598
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54863598

GAPS
HOLES
VOLUME DIVERGENCE

>> No.54863601
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54863601

I think 4150-4200 is a good short entry.

>> No.54863608

>>54863598
NIGGERS
JEWS
BAMBOOZLEMENT IN PROGRESS

>> No.54863609

>>54863531
You're missing the point, that account is super bearish, predicting doom for the last 3 years and he's suggesting that Biden will give his version of Bush's post-2008 collapse speech next Friday.

>> No.54863611
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54863611

>>54863574
We're measuring by YoY metrics so we're comparing now to 2022 and those to 2021 all of those years had high inflation

>> No.54863612

>>54863553
look at this nigger loving nigger connoisseur talking about the subtle differences in breeds amongst the north american nigger species.

>> No.54863614
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54863614

its honestly hilarious how if you buy when bears are euphoric the market goes back up violently within 48 hours

>> No.54863617

>>54863601
It wont get there.

>> No.54863638
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54863638

>>54862667
Let me explain:

>INFLATION
It takes more units of currency to buy anything, even share of stock.
>CURRENCY DEVALUATION
It takes more weakened units of currency to buy anything, even share of stock.

>> No.54863644

>>54863597
You must follow some people as retarded as you. It's because MMF's can't take even a 0.00001% chance of a payment being a single second late. That's called breaking the buck and puts at risk literally billions of dollars worth of fees they collect.

Yellen says there's a 0.00001% chance of default after June 1st so MMFs ditch 1 month paper when that date is...1 month away.

>> No.54863651

To any ancient European elite with a hedge fund ITT, what was the FA on the 12:50 purchase? And why shouldnt I call you a niggerloving cunt?

>> No.54863656

>>54863597
All it feels like some sort of politically motivated balancing act to reduce inflation on one hand, but not to crash the economy and banks which would cause political shitstorm on the other hand.
Which seems to suggested that they either still want that ''soft'' landing or they are waiting for a better time to crash it.

>> No.54863667

>>54863609
Biden can't complete a full sentence let alone give a thoughtful speech on the topic. Probably a good thing his handlers stepped in.

>> No.54863674

>>54863651
>European elite
>European
>elite

>> No.54863675
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54863675

And just like that I'm green for the month already!

>> No.54863678

I got a joke for you guys, How do niggers get clean?

>> No.54863687

>>54862667
Can you call it a soft landing if it's not a landing?

>> No.54863688
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54863688

Why isn’t FHN bouncing like the other insolvent banks?

>> No.54863692

>>54863674
Kek you know what I mean, the descendants of the guys in the history books. The guys giving me going on $20k today, thanks fellas

>> No.54863701

>>54863656
>waiting for a better time to crash it
They are purposely keeping things afloat in case they lose the 2024 election. I don't think the Dems realized just how bad biden's dementia really was at the time so they are strapping a time bomb to the economy just in case

>> No.54863703

>>54863546
100%

>> No.54863707
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54863707

>picrel is me
>No not the chad bull
>I'm basedjack bear
It's so fucking over...

>> No.54863713

thats another $500 30 seconds, thanks Mr. Bonaparte and your hedge fund

>> No.54863714
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54863714

I could tell you to short KKR as private equity will reprice during their pre-market earnings announcement Monday.

But you'd just call me a nigger.

>> No.54863719

you can tell how heterosexual the market is by how fast smg is moving

>> No.54863720

sheeeesh we topping out?

>> No.54863723
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Bobo don't you get it? You'll be living in the poor house before the market even crashes. If mumu goes down, we're taking you with us

>> No.54863727
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>>54863644
They said the same SHIT when 1 month crashed 100bps in one day a few weeks ago...People were flooding into 1 month t-bills because of US might default...

1 month treasuries are not suppose to TRADE LIKE A SHITCOIN..

Your answer is dogshit.

>> No.54863739

>>54863701
But then, I have to wonder, what is actually keeping inflation up in the economy and what's the plan moving forward? Keep the rates up, somewhat for some period of time?
What's keeping the inflation up?

>> No.54863741
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54863741

HMST looks tired

>> No.54863742
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>>54863727
>It's another "Doomer reposts a graph he doesn't understand" episode
For once, you'd benefit from checking the volume.

>> No.54863750
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54863750

FUCK CARVANA

FUCK COINBASE

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

>> No.54863752

>markets higher for the first time in 5 days
thanks niggerlovers

>> No.54863754
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54863754

>AAPL over 170
I tolded you. literally months ago I tolded you.
Anyway 190 is next.
NVDA is going to ath this year btw.

>> No.54863757
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54863757

The Fed has paused

Inflation has peaked and is coming down

Unemployment is low

GDP is positive

Earnings have roughed

More companies are raising guidance than lowering

Sentiment is low

You will be heemed

>> No.54863765

WTHWT

>> No.54863766

>>54863739
Inflation is actually quite easy to correct. What's keeping inflation up is the fed are do nothing faggots and are just manipulating statistics to make it look like they are doing something when I'm fact these little quarter point rate hikes are doing nothing.

>> No.54863768

can't get heemed if i heem myself

>> No.54863786

>>54863766
>What's keeping inflation up is the fed
Actually, the white house said the real reason costs for everything are going up is the war in the Ukraine.

>> No.54863796

>>54863766
It's all Yellen and Congress spending out the ass for fucking nothing

>> No.54863797

I'm short, we may go higher today but i don't see us going above 4200 next week.

>> No.54863800

>>54863754
>190 is next.
You might have a lingering thought in the back of your mind why it's stalling out here. "Why isn't it following the rest of the SPY rally? Will it not hit 190?"

Let me help you with that: >>54862364

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>>54863757
>You will be heemed
im unheemable at this point

>> No.54863802

>>54863786
Baggot please I'm being serious and don't need your Jewish interjections

>> No.54863813

>>54863800
Remember when he said JPM was a fortress and everyone was trying to short it heading into earnings and it ripped faces the next day.

>> No.54863838

>famous chink doomer on CNBC shilling debtmaxxxing
yea its not a real trading day folks... just nigger shit

>> No.54863839

I wish there was somewhere I could go and ask questions like why is the market rallying today and not just get a bunch of bullshit answers from people either just wasting my time for the lulz or actively trying to misinform me. Maybe I'll go to Ghost Politics inner circle. He's a cool dude. And not at all gay.

>> No.54863840

>>54863757
>The Fed has paused
fake and gay

>> No.54863841

>>54863656
Crash if/when reps win

>> No.54863844
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>>54863742
Ok buy the dip. I give up stopping you.

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>>54863757
Somebody is going to be heemed.

>> No.54863850

>>54863845
>>54863845

>> No.54863851

>>54863813
It's ok, they more than made it up on his FRC and PACW calls. Then yesterday morning when he called for a crash in KRE: https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1654078758834388996

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>>54863839
The answer: For the hell of it. This is the answer. No it isn't more complex than that. No this is not the start of a long term bullish trend. This is noise.

>> No.54863874

>>54863844
On 1 month bills? Absolutely. If I had any money parked in an MMF for the next month I'd shift it to buying them hand over fist.

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>>54863874
on risk assets. you derp.

>> No.54863909

>>54863882
No no no, your entire doomer thesis was that bond volatility was a problem. That the 100 bps shift in the 1 month spelled doom, doom, DOOM!

>Flee, guys, the bond market knows something we don't!
>*market doesn't gaf*
>*you lose money*

>> No.54863942

>>54863839
You mean today? I dunno, that's some sort term trading probably, like we have been crabbing for about past six months for shit and piss 500, which seems to indicate that market doesn't know or didn't know where we would go. From 2022 January - October we were going to down, as would you expect with rate hikes, but now it's just crabbing for some reason.
I guess idea is that we wait to see if FED capitulates or if they keep hiking.

>> No.54863944

>>54863138
>tfw made $20 today just flipping SPX
You know, life's not all that bad.
Did accidentally sell for the wrong price because I'm retarded and lost a dollar.. Fucking numbers.

>> No.54863952
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>>54863850
We got pruned

>> No.54863955

lmao, jannies nuked the last thread

>> No.54863966

>>54863955
Get this one past the bump limit first then.

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>>54863850

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>>54863766
agreed
young
man

>> No.54863969

Jesus fuck, it hurts...

>> No.54863973

>>54863955
These jannies I keep hearing about, how much are they paid?

>> No.54863977

>>54863766
But what's keeping it up? Is it energy costs?

>> No.54863978

Wow, what a fake and fucking gay pump.

>> No.54863979
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>>54863955
They just discriminating against Black bakers.

>> No.54863981

>>54863969
IM RICH GUYS!!!! OH WAIT I WAS RICH WHEN I WOKE UP TOO!!! BUT ONLY GOYIM RICH NOT DESERVING A 20X. NIGGERLOVERS

>> No.54863984

>>54863597
>smart people
>they were wrong

Okay anon

>> No.54863995

>>54863973
It says here, a janitor gets paid nothing. They do it for free.

>> No.54863997

SPY literally just cant stop going up wtf

>> No.54863998
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>>54863909

Volatility is always the best sign that we are in a bear market, and the higher the volatility, the more dramatic the bear market.

>> No.54864000

>>54863977
People giving up means they either don't work or work with shit productivity. Hence "labor shortage" and wage inflation.

>> No.54864008

>>54863998
volatility is low chud

>> No.54864010

Guess I was wrong today fellas... i'll take my L like a man... ya fucking niggerlovers

>> No.54864011

This feels really fake. I don't trust it.

>> No.54864015

>>54863998
Yes, when it's actual volatility caused by people actually being unsure about prices. A mechanical shift equivalent to a physically-delivered commodity's contract rollover ain't the same.

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>>54863973

>> No.54864017

WTHWT

>> No.54864022

>>54864011
Remember the saying: Bears take the stairs, bulls take the elevator.

>> No.54864025

Bump

>> No.54864027
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been waiting all day for this excellent spy entry point.

>> No.54864029
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>>54864011
Smart

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my baked got jannied,so this is the last smg

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>>54864016
Just imagine Biden having an interview like this... just once. The economy would crash in a heart beat... would truly change the phrase "don't bet against America".

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>>54864015
>>54864008
LOW vix is usually not the start of a bull rally. It's the top...

Bond volatility is skyrocketing..

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54864041

Imagine being in one of those red stocks today.

>> No.54864045

I don't even care about this short term shit, it has been crabbing for months. I want to talk fundamentals and macro. Why FED is doing what they are doing and what are long term prospects.

>> No.54864046

>>54864030
Is that candleja-

>> No.54864058

So I made 72 successful trades in a row the past 2 days and made all my money back and watched the gap up to surpass the moving averages and then loaded up on some 0 dte poots I could afford to lose on a day where I made $20k long... I'm hoping you doomer poot buyers did the same thing right? right? I was wrong... but look at my scenario... was i wrong? I've seen this exact day before. I've seen the god candles go either way... I'll say it again... was i wrong? Why arent we selling off? Why isnt the employment data suggesting higher for longer? why wont we do another 25 point hike? everyone (including myself) seem to be resilient enough to it. I'm fine. Comfy even. Comfier than ever before. Nigger in my city dont have a pharmacy anymore because the mega corp decided it was too dangerous. NIGGERS MAN. BULLISH FOR ME THOUGH RIGHT? HOW CAN I HELP THESE NIGGERS? WHERE DO YOU WANT ME GOYS?

>> No.54864061

>>54864046
Anon? Are you ok?

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>>54863614
I literally just come here and bullpost a bit and the more hate I get the heavier I load up on calls. Works like a charm.

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>>54864042
Oh my god, bond volatility is SKYROCKETING! Whoa! What unprecedented levels.

>> No.54864070

>>54864059
>>54864059
>>54864059

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>>54864041
Schlomo only attacks that which he fears

>> No.54864076

>>54864042
>LOW vix is usually not the start of a bull rally. It's the top...
lol,
lmao even.

>> No.54864082

>>54864046
Dumb newfag, Candlejack doesn't kidnap you until you post his entire n

>> No.54864083

Two day sell off completely erased in 1 day? Yeah, this is bullshit #Fake&Gay #Investing #SMG

>> No.54864111

>>54864066
Hey faggot guess what happened in DECEMBER and OCTOBER/ we crashed. and ZOOM OUT faggot...

>> No.54864115
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>jeremy siegel
>that mug
>that voice
STOP RAISING RATES ON MY JEWISH MARKET GOYSSS!!!!! THE MAXIMUM TIGHTENING OF THE FED

>> No.54864131

>>54864076
You know nuthing about the vix contango. gtfo.

>> No.54864247

>>54864131
You never held a piece of physical VIX in your hand, volalet.

>> No.54866554

>>54862773
what the fuck is this picture?

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>>54862933
>>54863059
>But its current rate is trending towards a steady, stable 2019-style clip
.............

>> No.54866696

Corri Felice