/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54854403]

Doghouse Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.54854425]

This is normal, right?

[Anonymous No.54854431]

>>54854403
>>List of hedge fund holdings:
>https://fintel.io/

[Anonymous No.54854446]

So why are bobos so obsessed with the crash?

[Anonymous No.54854454]

It's OVER.

[Anonymous No.54854464]

>>54854446
Imagine you are a vulture waiting for an animal to die, you need to be there when it dies because none of the other vultures are going to let you have a bite otherwise, but it just won't kick the bucket once and for all.

[Anonymous No.54854468]

>>54854446
because we want to buy. In his heart of heart all bobos are mumu that want to get in dirt cheap

[putsRnotDaWae No.54854471]

Apple beats earnings, it's completely over for bobos. We will pump hard for the next month at minimum.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854473]

Ultra low volume pump on futures, you know what that means

[Anonymous No.54854482]

...Don't.

[Anonymous No.54854483]

>>54854454
I want a perfect curve one day

[Anonymous No.54854485]

>>54854471
Bobo here, how high are you going? Is SPY retesting 420?

[Anonymous No.54854486]

Para bailar La BOBO
Para bailar La BOBO
Se necesito una poca de BOBO
Una poca de BOBO
Pa' mi, pa' ti, arriba, y arriba
Y arriba, y arriba
Por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti

Yo no onions marinero
Yo no onions marinero, onions capitán
Onions capitán, onions capitán
BO-BO, BOBO
BO-BO, BOBO
BOBO, BOBO, BO

Para bailar La BOBO
Para bailar La BOBO
Se necesito una poca de BOBO
Una poca de BOBO
Pa' mi, pa' ti, arriba, y arriba

[Anonymous No.54854487]

Yeah so I'm just going to keep everything in a money market fund for now.

[Anonymous No.54854493]

Is CVNA gonna hold these gains in premarket or is it gonna dump? It’s up way too much on earnings

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854503]

>>54854471
They priced in the good fast, did you not see the pump and dump above 170? that little 2 percent green AH is going to be sold off at 10AM when the big boys rotate out of calls and into 0DTE puts.

[Anonymous No.54854504]

>>54854454
can you imagine a total inversion
just need 20/30 to dip a little bit more

[Anonymous No.54854508]

>>54854425
>The market priced in the rate hike bro

[Anonymous No.54854537]

>>54854471
When is the last time they didn't beat earnings?

[Anonymous No.54854558]

>>54854487
Hello Will Smith, I'm in JPST

[Anonymous No.54854569]

>>54854482
QE?

[Anonymous No.54854577]

Anyone loading up on COIN shorts at open tomorrow? I missed the play when it was in the $70 range.

[Anonymous No.54854585]

>>54854471
Who did they ally in the upcoming AI Wars? NVDA?
>>54854431
Problem?

[Anonymous No.54854587]

holy fucking the yield curve, its a fucking slide!

[Anonymous No.54854593]

>>54854587
>no anime girl on the graph
fake until we see the anime girl

[Anonymous No.54854600]

>>54854468
this ain't
what one would refer to as
"wrong"

[Anonymous No.54854603]

>futures

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854606]

>>54854577
bad idea wait until banking crisis is over, crypto is a high yield savings account atm

[Anonymous No.54854613]

>>54854587
That's one fucked up curve.
Bullish!

[Anonymous No.54854615]

>>54854482
Uhh what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.54854618]

Nobody talking about CVNA

[Anonymous No.54854624]

>>54854446
Because having their boats seized by the EU for invading Ukraine really hurt the fee-fees of the Kremlin niggers, so they'll pay extra to see the US hurt.
Simple as.
Buy every dip. Especially the long ones.

[Anonymous No.54854626]

Futes

[Anonymous No.54854629]

>>54854615
Buy the dicks sell the ricks, surf the kali yuga, ride the bear whore

[Anonymous No.54854651]

>>54854593
best I can do for (you)

[Anonymous No.54854661]

>>54854651
trash. im bullish because you suck at making a good anime graph.

[Anonymous No.54854669]

>>54854615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMCYBPUR00

[Anonymous No.54854670]

>>54854624
>IT'S DA RUSSIANS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54854675]

>>54854606
Yep I'm selling COIN at open tomorrow nothin you can do about it

[Anonymous No.54854677]

>>54854670
Sure. You can say that.
Until it is.
Which it is.

Grow even the smallest bit of Global Espionage bones, and you'll know it's right.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854682]

>>54854587
>>54854425
is this from other countries dumping the dollar or from jerome powell’s rate hikes?

[Anonymous No.54854686]

>>54854677
Worst reddit spacing I have ever seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.54854690]

>>54854624
>schizophrenic holhol wandered out of his containment thread
Back to /uhg/ you boot licking faggot

[Anonymous No.54854692]

>>54854682
I wager it is debt ceiling fight related considering the one month is getting heemed

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854711]

>>54854624
>>54854677
no niggers aloud on /smg/. simple as.
gb2 redit, you dumb niggerkikefagetbitch

[Anonymous No.54854717]

>>54854587
I miss the 2 weeks ago yield elephant

[Anonymous No.54854719]

>Futures

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854727]

>>54854717
>4mo was the peak literally just 2 weeks ago
>1mo is peak rn
wow. things have escalated quickly.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854735]

>>54854692
that’s actually a good take. I had forgotten about that.
I really hope the republicans hold fast and crash this plane with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.54854748]

>>54854735
Dems and pubs need to meet halfway with a combination of increasing taxes + reducing government spending.

[Anonymous No.54854751]

>>54854482
More inflation.

[Anonymous No.54854765]

>>54854748
That'll be a cold day in hell

[Anonymous No.54854770]

>>54854615
I still dont get it either.

[Anonymous No.54854780]

First off, fuck your PUTS and the CALLS you claim
SHORTside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a MUMU but I fucked your LONGS
We bust on MUMU niggaz, YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG
Plus HEDGIES tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
BOBO Smalls and MUMU M.A.F.I.A. Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on SHORTIN' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady BUYIN POOTS, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules

[Anonymous No.54854781]

>>54854615
>>54854770
It means the government is going to start printing money just to make payments on the debt.

[Anonymous No.54854783]

>>54854748
if treasury bond demand lowers they should never run a deficit again or they're going to rape everyone with inflation

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854801]

>>54854629
>you just know
also, your post would have been kino if you had just said >futures

[Anonymous No.54854808]

>>54854781
No, the are buying back low yield bonds so banks don't go under, but this will end up costing the government a lot though because they would be turning that low interest dept into high interest debt.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854810]

>>54854748
We need to put the military on minimum wage, serving is a prilvilige

[Anonymous No.54854816]

"Increased short-selling activity and volatility in shares have drawn increasing scrutiny by federal and state officials and regulators in recent days, given strong fundamentals in the sector and sufficient capital levels, said the source, who was not authorized to speak publicly."

>Depositors are fleeing banks seeking yield since first time its meant shit in decades
>Banks didn't positition defensively because for the last decade they didn't have to
>fed tightens and banks start setting money on fire
>depositor runs begins
>People short the banks equity since it would just get tapped to shore up its reserves naturally and has no value if the bank goes under
>what the fuck stop making banks go under
JPOW is forcing the market to heal, one bankruptcy at a time.

[Anonymous No.54854823]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54854824]

>>54854810
That'd be a pay rise for non technical roles.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854830]

>>54854765
yee
>>54854748
how about we just kick off the day of the rope, abolish spending (particularly on frivolous things like the democrats’ favorite pet—the knee-grow), AND abolish taxes

[Anonymous No.54854832]

>>54854780
Bobo enjoy your smug now. Joe Biden's got the mumus back and he's going to put a stop to your short selling. Screen cap this. Bears. never. cum.

[Anonymous No.54854835]

>>54854624
All day it seemed like I could forget about that gay war and just focus on the economy collapsing, but no a faggot just had to show up...
Here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.54854838]

>AAPL beat
>banks recovering from fake news
Bears are coping hard. Friday is big green.

[Anonymous No.54854841]

>>54854808
ah. That makes sense.
What if we just sell all the debt to China, and then just default on it and nuke taiwan so that no one gets it?

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854847]

>>54854824
So maybe we should charge them, or revoke the benefits, you only need medical treatment if you're injured in the line of duty these nonsense where they just pay for dental and abortions is destroying America.

[Anonymous No.54854849]

>>54854832
Guess I'll just buy calls then

[Anonymous No.54854851]

>>54854808
It's their own bonds, faggot. They're paying off their own bonds, which other people bought, using printed money.

[Anonymous No.54854857]

>>54854587
Glad to see 1m dominating. Finally I can be lazy and dump my cash into money markets instead of laddering t-bills

[Anonymous No.54854861]

>futures

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854862]

>>54854838
>AAPL pumps to 170+ to price in good news
>dumps to price in bad news
>retards buy more for a meager 2 percent pump that will be sold off in the morning for rotation into puts.

[Anonymous No.54854870]

>>54854847
>you only need medical treatment if you're injured in the line of duty these nonsense where they just pay for dental and abortions is destroying America.
It and VA benefits are the only reason people join.

[Anonymous No.54854873]

Anyone else getting absolutely heemed the last few days

[Anonymous No.54854872]

>>54854851
yeah I know it's their own bonds you retard. the are doing this because banks have underwater treasury bonds sens the rate has gone up. Don't call people a faggot when you don't even know what's going on idiot

[Anonymous No.54854877]

>>54854748
Least likely timeline ever


What are some good phone games that don't suck? Need something to play at work all day. Mighty Doom is pretty fun but I need some variety

[Anonymous No.54854879]

:)

just dont tell me to zoom out

[Anonymous No.54854883]

>>54854838
wrong, more crabbing

[Anonymous No.54854899]

>>54854873
>days
If only I was so lucky

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54854900]

>>54854870
we have real honorable patriots who would give their lives but for honor, welfare queens can take a hike.

[Anonymous No.54854901]

>>54854832
>Joe Biden's got the mumus back
Does he though?

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854904]

>>54854861
anybody know what anime this is? I unironically want to watch it.
re-do of healer was absolutely kino.
I’ve got like 6 different harem animes watchlisted this season

[Anonymous No.54854907]

>>54854879
>CAD

[Anonymous No.54854910]

Yield to maturity, aka people selling bonds so the rate goes up, is less potent in money market durations. The real driver of money market bonds in my experience has been overnight rates, which are mainly driven by short term cash funding needs and inflation. The inverted yield curve makes “sense” when you look at it as bankers trying to front run the collapse of inflation like every other cycle. Shits only really BTFO if long term rates break up instead of short term rates breaking down.

[Anonymous No.54854913]

>>54854861

[Anonymous No.54854921]

>>54854872
It's both, faggot. They're using banks as an excuse to print away the debt.

[Anonymous No.54854926]

>>54854904
Looks like Boku no Pico to me

[Anonymous No.54854931]

>>54854910
Banks also expose themselves to the risk of inflation not being overnight risking not only their own equity but all of their depositors who are un-insured.

[Anonymous No.54854932]

its simple, tomorrow is friday, the day weekly options expire. so ask yourself, did people buy more puts or more calls this week?

[Anonymous No.54854934]

>>54854861
>You have to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.54854937]

>>54854910
>Shits only really BTFO if long term rates break up instead of short term rates breaking down.
soon

[Anonymous No.54854943]

>>54854870
I joined because my parents declared bankruptcy and got divorced in 2008 and lost their house and I didn't want to be homeless

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854944]

>>54854862
>Apple Pay
>Apple Card
>Apple skims 30% off micro-transactions in apps
>Apple VR headset coming soon
idk, nigga, Timmy also basically holding up the entire stock market rn, aside from the poo running MicroShaft

[Anonymous No.54854946]

>>54854832
joe biden could be secretly hoping for a default right now, then he could blame the economic fall out all on republicans, otherwise he gets the blame

[Anonymous No.54854948]

>>54854932
Depends on what people in the know, know. Last friday people front-ran FRC getting circumsized.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54854958]

>>54854926
Nah, nigga, I already watched pocu no pico.
it was actually pretty tame and didn’t live up to all the hype.

[Anonymous No.54854968]

>>54854904
Succubus Stayed Life

[Anonymous No.54854969]

>>54854931
I agree. The question starts getting really fucky though when you realize overnight rates are all secured loans backed by 10 year bonds since they’re no longer unsecured loans anymore, in theory

[Anonymous No.54854971]

>>54854946
i blame warhammer chaos niggers who are materializing their dark wicked cults inside investor circles to bring about the end times by collapsing banks one at a time to force Yellen to run out of money earlier than the federal government can get its shit together.

[Anonymous No.54854977]

>>54854780
Buy your puts when you see Bobo
Sell your shares when you see Bobo
Who went long? But you bulls didn't finish
Now you 'bout to fell the coom of a bobo nigger I short 'em up

[Anonymous No.54854980]

>>54854810
They're already talking about cutting VA benefits. Can't wait for a couple of disgruntled vets to do something silly.

[Anonymous No.54854994]

>>54854907
hey man im still going to make money and i can make 1 us dollar from 2 canadian dollars

[Anonymous No.54854995]

>>54854969
Which is partially the Fed/Gov fault though for allowing them to take on so much risk in lending in spite of the fastest tightening in history.

[Anonymous No.54854997]

>>54854877
>Doom
Villain man never ran with krills in his hand and
Won't stop rockin' til he clocked in a gazillion grand
Tillin' the wasteland sands
Raps on backs of treasure maps, stacks to the ceilin' fan
He rest when he's ashes
Ask 'em after ten miles in his galashes, smashes stashes
Chip on his shoulder with a slip on holster
A clip, a folder and his grip on a boulder bolster
They supposed to know, it show when his aura glow
Get from out the row, when he get dough, it's horrible
Time is money, spend, waste, save, invest the fess
For ten K's, he'll cave a chicken chest S
Yes, y'all, the dub will get you trickles
The best ballers pitch in and rub to get her nickels
But, tut-tut, he 'bout to change the price again
It go up each time he blow up like hydrogen
Villain here, have 'em shrillin' in fear
And won't stop top illin' 'til he a gazillionaire
Grillin' stare, yeah, your boy had drama
Got 'em on a mental plane, avoided bad karma
Once sold an inbred skinhead a nigga joke
Plus a brand-new chrome smoker with the triggers broke
I thought I told 'em, "Firing pins was separate"
He find out later when he tries to go and rep it
Took a Jehovah money for a Arabic Torah
Charged in advance to translate it and ignored her, sorta
One monkey don't stop no slaughter
A junkie wanna cop a quarter-ton, run for the border
Know the drill, it ain't worth the overkill
Flow skill, still, there's no thrill
Fill a billion 10K bills in his pillow
Villain, when it gets realer, split the skrilla with—

[Anonymous No.54854998]

>>54854861
>now to remove the eggsaregoodforyou pic from my collection now that everyone has seen this.

[Anonymous No.54855015]

[Anonymous No.54855017]

>>54854781
Why can't govt just print more money without any of that buyback bullshit? Just print 20 trillion and that is, debt free?

[Anonymous No.54855018]

>>54854810
they need their welfare cut. absolutely insufferable, at least the poors know they are abusing it, veterans think they earned it or deserve it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.54855022]

>>54854995
Why is that the feds fault, banks can decide their own cash reserves, the fed in fact very nicely pays interest on cash held with them over the reserve requirement threshold, excess cash, which is a 0% requirement.

[Anonymous No.54855024]

>>54855015
>why do they call it the widowmaker

[Anonymous No.54855031]

>>54854615
This just means the government thinks debt it’s debt is underpriced. If your debt is too cheap, you buy it you don’t sell it.

[Anonymous No.54855036]

Wait but the same govt who worries about the catastrophic debt also admits millions of illegals to the country. They all need welfare. How is that going to work long term?

[Anonymous No.54855046]

Is it too late to get my finance degree and become a stockbroker

[Anonymous No.54855062]

>>54855015
Almost time to slurp at $2 natty gas again

[Anonymous No.54855065]

>>54855022
The fed has been taking an active hand in supervising the market for over a decade. The market had begun to expect the fed, and the Fed softballed how bad shit was going to get. I'll use an analogy
>Banks are Brats
>Fed is their tamer
>brats keep calling bullshit
>Fed doesn't rape their face
>now the brat did something stupid and died
>police arrive
the banks killed themselves, but the Fed didn't have to stand by and watch just giving stern warnings.

[Anonymous No.54855077]

>>54855036
they also need infrastructure

[Anonymous No.54855080]

>>54855036
It's rent-seeking behaviour, by allowing so many illegals into the country it allows them to solidfy their control over democratic processes as well as suppress wage growth.

[Anonymous No.54855083]

>>54855031
They have to pay face value for treasuries.

[Anonymous No.54855087]

>>54854810
>>54855018
enjoy being worse than niggers, fags, and nigger fags. jews, even. you should take your hat off to vets and thank them for their service so you can have your tendies.

[Anonymous No.54855089]

>>54855015
Bought at 3.15, glad I sold as soon as it went under 3.

[Anonymous No.54855093]

>>54855065
But the global banks are fine, it’s regional banks that are fucked and held zero reserves. Average bank reserves held with the fed are around 10%, it’s not shitty regional banks holding that cash. I think it worked fine.

[Anonymous No.54855100]

>>54855062
indeed, *almost*.

[Anonymous No.54855105]

>>54855036
The black hole in government spending is health care and social security for boomers (literally over half, dwarfing military, education, etc)
Illegals are barely a factor

[Anonymous No.54855110]

>>54854482
Non-issue, unless you're a big trader of illiquid parts of the curve: https://archive (dot) ph/kbxfI

>>54854872
>>54854921
This isn't new gigaprinting. Not even borderline "Not QE" Jewry like we saw with the Fed's BTFP program. It's Yellen swapping a 4 month bill nobody gives a fuck about for some 3 months and 6 months that actually trade.

[Anonymous No.54855116]

>>54854977
BOBO'S here to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
And let my balls hang like I'm on a toilet taking a shit
My style is all that and a big bag of chips with the dip (Drip)
Fuck all that sensuous shit (Drip)
BOBO represents intellectual violence
And leave you MUMUS holier than the Ten Commandments
Like MY BOBRO, BOBO shift with the ruck
If your "if" was a spliff, we'd be all fucked up (Word up)
No need to ask, "Who is he?" Son BOBO get busy
Scuff my Timbs on the boulevard on many rough cities
(Chicago, LA, any of 'em) BOBO WILL have to Norman Bate ya (Yeah)
BOBO loves ta hate ya cause MUMU'S a freak by nature
Can't wait to face ya, mutilate ya
Drink your style down straight with no chaser (Word up)
BOBO'S verbal combat's like a mini-Mac to your back (Uh-huh)
As soon as one of you MUMUS try to overreact (Blaow!)
The BOBO SQUAD love good confrontation or vamp (Word up)
Break your concentration, murder your camp (Haha)
For the jealous, overzealous, we fellas
Blow the the spot like Branford Marsalis (Bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom)
BOBO'S coming through and acting wild (Word)
Y'all commercial MUMUS better have a Coke and a smile
BOBO shot ya!

[Anonymous No.54855123]

>>54855083
Doesn’t look like it, their buyback operations seem at a value of par
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2023/BBDR_20230330_1.pdf

[Anonymous No.54855139]

>>54855087
>some random highschool dropout with no other course in life went to a desert to promote legal butt sex
>this somehow produces tendies.

[Anonymous No.54855140]

>>54854487
The smartest play is actually to scoop up those 1 month t-bills. They offer ginormous yield because MMFs can't take even a little bit of default risk.

You're basically getting an extra 1+% APY to gamble on a 99.999%-not-gonna-happen scenario where, at worst, your repayment is in limbo for a day or two.

[Anonymous No.54855141]

>>54855093
Most of the banks seemed to be concentrated in over-heated markets like San Fran on top of that. When those markets pulled back shit hit the fan for them. Global banks aren't nessecarily better off they just have a bigger moat of depositors you would have to run on. BoA in march was over 50% underwater on their securities. Instead of just pulling the plug on a couple key depositors to cause a run you would have to pull an order of magnitude greator number of depisitors to force BoA to run through those reserves and take on the book losses to torch their equity.

[Anonymous No.54855170]

>do you know who I am?
>I'm bobo green
>I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54855177]

>>54854968
thank you so much, sir

[Anonymous No.54855176]

>>54855123
Oh shit, that's not as bad as what I thought it was going to be.

[Anonymous No.54855178]

futas rippin

[Anonymous No.54855182]

I hate aftermarket trading with a passion.

[Anonymous No.54855183]

>>54855089
>buy low, sell lower

[Anonymous No.54855191]

>buy low
>reverse split
>sell high

[Anonymous No.54855192]

TGA bros....

[Anonymous No.54855194]

>>54855183
I'll buy back in when it goes below 2

[Anonymous No.54855203]

>>54854861
What a rude thing to do to someone.

[Anonymous No.54855205]

>>54855139
>there are some flaws to it
>it didn't do me incredible sums of favor compared to how things would be if my country's military wasn't mostly based af and far beyond the rest

[Anonymous No.54855211]

>>54855192
Oh anon, scroll down.

[Anonymous No.54855213]

>>54855015
Natural braps are going to zero.

[Anonymous No.54855216]

>>54855182
Thanks for playing and for your donation

[Anonymous No.54855219]

how much net worth do you need to have before you can have over 250k sitting uninsured in just a checking account and not even care?

[Anonymous No.54855221]

i agree with the other anon who said lobsters have souls, leon the lobster i cant eat any lobsters anymore how can a lobster be so expressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQoMowUN_2k

[Anonymous No.54855226]

>>54855170

[Anonymous No.54855229]

>>54855219
251k

[Anonymous No.54855230]

>>54855213
Go long on natural gas appliances. Some of the most effecient sources you can get at home/industrial unless you're Europe and chosen suicide.

[Anonymous No.54855235]

>>54855219
Some people have that sense where no matter how much money they have, they wouldn't want to lose money and would always care.

Of course at a certain level of deposits you get, uh, perks from your banker (female).

[Anonymous No.54855240]

>>54855219
most people I know with that kind of money have either spread it across 10 different banks or just own a shitton of rental property
do people really just let money sit unused in a bank account?

[Anonymous No.54855242]

>>54855219
Really makes ya wonder...

[Anonymous No.54855245]

>>54855211
Yeah I'm retarded sometimes lol noticed after I posted.

[Anonymous No.54855255]

>>54855245
Don't feel bad, it's a pretty retarded UI. The newest date shows up on top but the latest/closing value is at the bottom of that date's four separate rows.

No wonder our country's falling apart, we've forgotten fucking double entry bookkeeping.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54855259]

All bobos are assumed to be vatniks, until proven to be jewish.

[Anonymous No.54855269]

>>54854971
>i blame warhammer chaos niggers
fucking chaos niggers

[Anonymous No.54855272]

>>54855219
The rate things are going $250k is barely a 20% down payment on a home.

[Anonymous No.54855282]

>>54855226
Kek it's a good thing moe is the evil one not bobo

[Anonymous No.54855296]

>>54855219
This also includes payroll for businesses etc.

[Anonymous No.54855306]

>>54854446
fat fuck should be euthanized and put into the "bio ovens" to power the space fleet.
we could reach the edge of the galaxy with all the fatties around!

[Anonymous No.54855321]

>>54854485
SPX ~4350pts (-100/+75pts)

[Anonymous No.54855325]

What are we buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54855336]

>>54855325
Boy I aint buying, Im selling.

[Anonymous No.54855339]

>>54855140
My broker doesn't off 1mo TBills

[Anonymous No.54855346]

>>54855325
soxs everyone's shot their AI load this quarter.

[Anonymous No.54855354]

>>54854748
>reducing government spending
Not in a million years

[Anonymous No.54855356]

Goyslopbros...
I went to Wendy's (NASDAQ:WEN) tonight and I'm sorry to report that the 4-for-$4... is no more.

[Anonymous No.54855358]

>>54854717

[Anonymous No.54855359]

>>54854487
i did the same with my ira last week...tried to do my 401k too but vanguard mmf admiral shares were (((closed))) so had to do vtblx

[Anonymous No.54855361]

>>54854971
>earlier than the federal government can get its shit together.
>Implying that would ever happen anyway

[Anonymous No.54855368]

>>54854482
They provided a source, right?

[Anonymous No.54855378]

>>54854932
Calls. Everyone knew Apple would beat of course

[Anonymous No.54855381]

>>54855361
I mean we're sitting at the danger zone of less than a month left until default. Before FRC the treasury announced it only had one month left of cash.

[Anonymous No.54855411]

we crab tmrw

[Anonymous No.54855415]

>>54854780

>>54854780

>>54854780

It's still BoboDay nigga, AK nigga
Though I've short a lot, can't keep it open a lot
'Cause when I frequent the contracts that I'm known to cop
You hear the cries from the mumus when I'm on the block
Ladies they pay homage, but longs say bobo fell off
How nigga? Were at all time highs (Nigga)
They want to know if he still got it
They say shorts changed
They wanna know how I feel about it
(If you ain't up on thangs)
Dr. Bobo is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still shorting SPY
Still fuck with the VIX, still not loving slurpers
Still rock my puts with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the shorts, reppin' OTM puts (For life)
Still the FUD bang, still doing my thang
Since I left ain't too much changed, still

I'm representing for them value traders all across the world
(Still) Hitting them positions in them low-lows, girl
Still taking my time to buy the bottom
And I still got love for the market, it's the B-O-B-O

[Anonymous No.54855417]

>>54855381
Protocol #20
The reforms projected by us in the financial institutions and principles of the
goyim will be clothed by us in such forms as will alarm nobody. We shall point
out the necessity of reforms in consequence of the disorderly darkness into
which the goyim by their irregularities have plunged the finances. The first
irregularity, as we shall point out, consists in their beginning with drawing up a
single budget which year after year grows owing to the following cause; this
budget is dragged out to half the year, then they demand a budget to put things
right, and this they expend in three months, after which they ask for a
supplementary budget, and all this ends with a liquidation budget. But, as the
budget of the following year is drawn up in accordance with the sum of the total
addition, the annual departure from the normal reaches as-much as 50 per cent,
in a year, add so the annual budget is trebled in ten years. Thanks to such
methods, allowed by the carelessness of the goy States; their treasuries are
empty. The period of loans supervenes, and that has swallowed up remainders
and brought all the goy States to bankruptcy.
You understand perfectly that economic arrangements of this kind, which have
been suggested to the goyim by us, cannot be carried on by us.
Every kind of loan proves infirmity in the State and a want of understanding of
the rights of the State. Loans hang like a sword of Damocles over the heads of
rulers, who, instead of taking from their subjects by a temporary tax, come
begging with outstretched palm of our bankers. Foreign loans are leeches which
there is no possibility of removing from the body of the State until they fall off
of themselves or the State flings them off. But the goy States do not tear them
off; they go on in persisting in putting more on to themselves so that they must
Inevitably perish, drained by voluntary blood-letting.

[Anonymous No.54855420]

>>54855325
whatever looks red enough with a high likelihood of returning soon to green

[Anonymous No.54855429]

>>54855417

[Anonymous No.54855436]

>>54855417
A certain group is waging financial war on the mormons to collapse zion their bank. The mormon mafia cannot be happy about that.

[Anonymous No.54855437]

>>54855356
its the biggie bag now for $5.

[Anonymous No.54855452]

>futures
hope you slurped

[Anonymous No.54855475]

>>54855452

[Anonymous No.54855479]

>>54855356

[Anonymous No.54855484]

>>54855339
I know Schwab doesn't by default but you can tweak their treasury bond search to just be maturities in June and, bam, risk free 5.867% yield.

[Anonymous No.54855488]

>>54855452
futures are always wrong

[Anonymous No.54855491]

>>54855452
would slurp, sip, gulp, gargle, guzzle, inhale, lap up, quaff, swig, swallow any and all of her bodily fluids or other excreta

[Anonymous No.54855492]

>>54855484
>5.867% yield
>annualized
...but you knew that, right?

[Anonymous No.54855504]

>>54855429
What also indeed is in substance a loan, especially a foreign loan?A loan is
an issue of government bills of exchange containing a percentage obligation
commensurate to the sum of the loan capital. If the loan bears a charge of 5%, then in 20 years the State vainly pays away in interest a sum equal to
the loan borrowed, In 40 years It Is paying a double sum, in 60—treble, and
all the while the debt remains an unpaid debt.
From this calculation it is obvious that with any form of taxation per head the
State is baling out the last coppers of the poor taxpayers in order to settle
accounts with wealthy foreigners, from whom it has borrowed money instead of
collecting these coppers for its own needs without the additional interest.
So long as loans were internal the goyim only shuffled their money from the
pockets of the poor to those of the rich, but when we bought up the necessary
person in order to transfer loans into the external sphere all the wealth of States
flowed into our cash-boxes and all the goyim began to pay us the tribute of
subjects.
If the superficiality of goy kings on their thrones in regard to State affairs and
the venality of ministers or the want of understanding of financial matters on the
part of other ruling persons have made their countries debtors to our treasuries to
amounts quite impossible to pay it has not been accomplished without on our
part heavy expenditure of trouble and money.
Stagnation of money will not be allowed by us and therefore there will be no
State-interest bearing paper, except a one-per-cent, series, so that there will be
no payment of interest to leeches that suck all the strength out of the State.The
right to issue interest-bearing paper will be given exclusively to industrial
companies who will find no difficulty in paying interest out of profits, whereas
the State does not make interest on borrowed money like these companies, for
the State borrows to spend and not to use in operations

[Anonymous No.54855506]

>>54855492
Yeah, my point is if you have dollars chilling in an MMF for the next month anyway you can smugpost about your extra yield by buying the default-risk bills instead.

[Anonymous No.54855508]

if the govt bans short selling of banks what happens to my puts and the bear ETFs etc?

[Anonymous No.54855521]

>SPY * DXY
We are on year 2 of the 10 year GOLDEN CRAB
Inlfation adjusted returns -> 0

[Anonymous No.54855529]

>>54855479
off the menu at my local in PNW
i even asked and consuela said no

[Anonymous No.54855537]

why wont they let you buy options on margin. how is it any different holding a negative cash balance because of stocks with options positive, but using stocks as collateral with margined options... i dont get it

[Anonymous No.54855543]

>>54855508
puts should be fine because that's not short selling. not sure about the bear ETFs, they use stuff like swaps instead of outright shorting as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.54855547]

>>54855537
only god's chosen people get to move beyond 3x leverage

[Anonymous No.54855554]

>>54855547
Never mind I get it now. They don't count option value as 100% margin like they would stocka, they discount options.

[Anonymous No.54855568]

>>54855508
If they do that, then they're acknowledging that shit is totally fucked, and I'm liquidating my portfolio, bank account, and retirement to buy silver buried under my backyard.

[Anonymous No.54855573]

do black people actually walk slower to inconvenience drivers or is it just my bias?

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855574]

>>54855087
the troops haven't served this country in over a century

[Anonymous No.54855575]

>>54855508
Here's the announcement from last time, on September 19th, 2008: https://www.sec.gov/news/press/2008/2008-211.htm

Pic related is an arbitrarily chosen bank and its price action with lines bracketing the week before and the week after. So it likely won't be pretty, at least for a little while.

[Anonymous No.54855578]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54855582]

>>54855415
>Though I've short a lot, can't keep it open a lot
>'Cause when I frequent the contracts that I'm known to cop
>You hear the cries from the mumus when I'm on the block
HEAT...

[Anonymous No.54855586]

Futures? More like
POOPERS!

[Anonymous No.54855588]

>>54855582
love me some Dy Peppey

[Anonymous No.54855594]

>>54855586
The market will never recover from this.

[Anonymous No.54855599]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54855601]

>>54854780
holy fuckin based

[Anonymous No.54855608]

>>54855529
move to the land of Nonpoz!
>>54855574
wrong, retard. our military just existing being what it is has kept incredible amounts of shit from occurring. it serves far more passively than actively.

[Anonymous No.54855611]

>>54855599

[Anonymous No.54855610]

>>54855586
MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.54855613]

>>54855582
>not having an ice cold Bangs
shigs n' digs muh niggs

[Anonymous No.54855627]

MUH CURVES
MUH SPREADS

[Anonymous No.54855629]

>>54855599
>>54855611

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855631]

>>54855608
9/11, ISIS attacks and general nigger violence were not and have not been stopped by the military. We could be like Monaco if it weren't for the military and black people leeching off America.

[Anonymous No.54855635]

>>54855627
i spread your mom's curves last night

[Anonymous No.54855645]

>>54855599
>>54855611
>>54855629

[Anonymous No.54855646]

>>54855631
those are tiny isolated, rare instances compared to what would have long happened without our military just being what it is.

[Anonymous No.54855647]

>>54855627
Collateral shortage. Everyone needs to rent Collateral NOW.

[Anonymous No.54855650]

>>54854403
Hey /biz/lets,
Have you seen the NASDAQ futures ripping today? Must be hard not to, unless you're a total pleb. Guess we should have expected it, what with solid earnings, investor confidence, and decent economic data.
Don't get too cocky, though. Interest rates, geopolitics, and regulations are lurking in the shadows like the poorfags they are. So, what's your play? Are you riding this sick wave, or just sitting on the sidelines like a brainlet?
Remember, no one ever made a fortune without taking risks. Happy trading, losers.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855655]

L O W

V O L U M E

P U M P

[Anonymous No.54855663]

>>54855599
>>54855611
>>54855629

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855666]

>>54855646
lmao there is no solid evidence to suggest our military does shit to protect America its all just "they're doing Zero Dark Thirty sekrit squirrel shit please believe me we need to raise taxes you need to enlist and scrub toilets for General Welfarestein"

[Anonymous No.54855672]

>>54855663

[Anonymous No.54855673]

>>54855655
Looks like your name is wrong again. Think you meant "Meltup"

[Anonymous No.54855674]

FUCK COINBASE
FUCK CARVANA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54855683]

wtf is going on in those webms
crbpajeet, answer for your people

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855684]

>>54855673
>a low volume pump is bullish

[Anonymous No.54855689]

>>54854861

[Anonymous No.54855691]

>>54855666
ok satanic utter tard

[Anonymous No.54855699]

anime more like 'and i'm gay'

[Anonymous No.54855700]

>>54855647
>he doesn't download the rehypothecated version for free

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855701]

>>54855691
keep simping for the homosexual welfare force that only serves as a wasteful jobs program to justify 35 percent income taxes

[Anonymous No.54855707]

>>54855436
>The mormon mafia cannot be happy about that.
The fuck Timmy gon do?

[Anonymous No.54855713]

>>54855684
VIX back at 20 is bullish

[Anonymous No.54855715]

will there be a pumpening when biden outlaws buying crypto and everyone panic liquidates to stocks?

[Anonymous No.54855732]

>>54855573
Nah its because they are high

[Anonymous No.54855734]

>>54855647
No thanks

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855735]

>>54855713
VIX is still climbing, you will regret not buying SPY puts for Friday, its going to be the biggest leg down of the year.

[Anonymous No.54855739]

>>54855684
of course its low volume, no one can buy right now, the market is closed.

[Anonymous No.54855745]

>>54855647
have some respect Jamie Foxx is dead

[Anonymous No.54855746]

>>54854425
>This is normal, right?
it's the debt ceiling panic

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855751]

>>54855739
People from the future are trading right now

[Anonymous No.54855753]

>>54855745
Big if true.

[Anonymous No.54855756]

>>54855745
That's exactly the problem. His death *confirms* there will never be a Collateral 2.

[Anonymous No.54855758]

>>54855715
There is no real money in crypto. It is just like the same dozen insiders with endless shell companies trading their imaginary casino chips for real dollars from idiots and pajeets.

[Anonymous No.54855759]

>>54855735
What time is the DOOMP?

[Anonymous No.54855760]

>>54855751
dey terk our gainnnzzz

[Anonymous No.54855776]

>>54855753
>>54855756
he died weeks ago they are pulling a Paul McCartney and installing Will Smith in his place as the new Jamie Fakkes

[Anonymous No.54855783]

>>54855758
I did see the PEPE shills on /biz/ before it poomped... I think it was before... Maybe?

[Anonymous No.54855792]

>>54855666
There's a valid point to this; our military is vast. Things that happen (iraqi, saddam hung,etc) only use a small portion of that. We've got enough nukes in one submarine alone to make this whole planet one big dust ball.

[Anonymous No.54855794]

>>54855650
Reddit still doesn't understand macro.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855803]

>>54855759
30-40 minutes after open after the bull trap pump

[Anonymous No.54855805]

>>54855735
I'll probably forget this post, but if you remind me tomorrow I'll laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.54855812]

>>54855672
he's possessed

[Anonymous No.54855824]

>>54855803
I'll be long the ATM straddle at the top either way. Thanks fella

[Anonymous No.54855825]

>>54855812
>poossessed

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54855834]

>>54855824
Yw

[Anonymous No.54855851]

I'm down on General Dynamics. Please buy more military vehicles, anons.

[Anonymous No.54855864]

>>54855851
if the government actually followed the second amendment id have my own abrahms tank but noooooo apparently the 2nd amendment somehow only applies to muskets.

[Anonymous No.54855865]

Invest in Canada

Canada has a future

[Anonymous No.54855891]

>>54855864
did marvin heemeyer bitch about how he couldn't buy a tank? no, he got off his ass and built himself one

[Anonymous No.54855906]

Futes

[Anonymous No.54855922]

>>54855864
You'd get an all-electric tank if it's mostly for driving around town.

[Anonymous No.54855946]

>>54855906
>presents

[Anonymous No.54855955]

>pasts

[Anonymous No.54855957]

>>54855946
>>presents
game name?

[Anonymous No.54855964]

>>54855864
watch the kino 80s movie Tank (James Garner)

[Anonymous No.54855969]

>natural gas futures

[Anonymous No.54855978]

>>54855946
I would not be smoothbrained enough to die in any of these ways except the tire, that was just unlucky.

[Anonymous No.54855997]

>>54855969
indeed

[Anonymous No.54856106]

>>54854403
>Over $1 trillion deposits withdrawn

https://youtu.be/tdfqYsCP7nE

Fuck me. Anyway I hope the Silent Hill 2 remake will be good.

[Anonymous No.54856171]

>>54856106
>silent hill 2 remake
I have not heard of this but now I have something to look forward to. I'm currently waiting on news for when suikoden 1+2 remake is supposed to drop

[Anonymous No.54856185]

China would never have a banking crisis

[Anonymous No.54856193]

>>54856106
>>54856171
back to your containment thread baggies

[Anonymous No.54856213]

>>54856185
We'd certainly never hear or know about it if they did, or even if 50% of the population were decimated.

[Anonymous No.54856215]

>>54856193
I also forgot to mention that dune part 2 is coming out and I'm excited for that. Know your place lanklet. Hamchads like me discuss what I want when I want

[Anonymous No.54856234]

>>54855865
Wat

[Anonymous No.54856248]

What’s going on in here?

[Anonymous No.54856257]

>>54856248
>stocks

[Anonymous No.54856269]

>>54856185
Too big to fail? Golden parachutes? What are those silly Westerners think.

In China it simple: if bank fail, CEO get bullet to back of head. Good incentive.

[Anonymous No.54856278]

>>54856257
Lean hogs are way down too

[Anonymous No.54856292]

>>54856215
Looks good

[Anonymous No.54856305]

>>54855957
Chinese Industry

[Anonymous No.54856306]

>>54856269
public execution of fradulent CEOs should be the norm

[Anonymous No.54856317]

>>54855488
But they're predictably wrong

[Anonymous No.54856316]

>>54856269
didnt they bailout evergrande? why didnt that ceo get executed?

[Anonymous No.54856318]

I have too many stocks and not enough t-bills
however I don't have the heart to sell my stocks :(
i'll just put new money into t-bills for now i guess

[Anonymous No.54856322]

>>54854873
Yes. It feels like everything is on fire, even though it's only about 1/5 of my positions that are actually breached. The ILMN money printer has also moved slightly in the wrong direction and my newest spread is out of the money.

[Anonymous No.54856325]

>>54856305
>Chinese Industry
so that's how China's population is decreasing?

[Anonymous No.54856328]

>>54856292
Thanks for agreeing. I very much enjoyed part 1. Also thanks a lot /smg/ chuds, after DKNG mooning now they are trying to attach a 15x playthrough condition for their newest 50% deposit match. You chuds did this

[Anonymous No.54856331]

>>54856316
Do you know who the CEO is?

Have you seen him alive?

[Anonymous No.54856339]

>>54854830
>day of the rope
You'll kill the blacks and jews and yet you'll find nothing has changed because you still think capitalism works

[Anonymous No.54856342]

>>54856318
Remember to buy the spicy bills: >>54855140

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54856345]

>>54855452
Gee I wonder why so few are slurping, don't they know that reddit has SPY 420 calls for friday?

[Anonymous No.54856355]

>>54856318
Are there bonds that are for straight men too?

[Anonymous No.54856364]

>>54856345
Is volume actually low or are you comparing a partial >futures session to complete historical ones?

[Anonymous No.54856377]

>>54856339
>you still think capitalism works
Why is reddit leaking today?

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54856384]

>>54856364
Its actually this low no one has bothered to check but me

[Anonymous No.54856411]

>>54856331
the founder, ceo, president of the company, and still a member of the communist party of china after receiving a bailout? yea hes been in the news many times before.

[Anonymous No.54856414]

>>54855599
>>54855611
>>54855629
>>54855645
>Superpower by 2030

[Anonymous No.54856416]

>>54856345
that actually is really low volume, not even memeing.

[Anonymous No.54856438]

>>54856377
The fact of the matter is none of the political theory models really work. Capitalism, socialism, communism, monarchy, libertarianism, they all end up essentially being the same corrupt shit show.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54856442]

>>54856416
I bet europe will come in and buy so our glorious american traders can dump on them.

[Anonymous No.54856450]

>>54854446
Single handedly pumping McGoyslop's stock

[Anonymous No.54856457]

>>54854468
Or they just hold a shit ton of puts

[Anonymous No.54856477]

>>54856411
We both know that's a body double.

[Anonymous No.54856506]

This might actually be a great time to long KRE.

Every clown has piled into the short trade and normies are no longer pulling deposits based on stock price movement - FRC dropping off the books pretty much zeroed out the Fed's emergency lending.

So if the banks have steady deposit bases, they're great value and due for a rebound.

[Anonymous No.54856523]

>>54856506
the only regional bank i would buy is PNC. Fuck FHN and TD btw

[Anonymous No.54856526]

>>54856506
If the media keeps reporting bank fud, the sky is the limit in terms of how many banks can fail.

[Anonymous No.54856540]

>>54856526
But consider: it could be getting stale and played out (plus mobile banking means no good footage of people standing in lines outside branches). It's also politically inexpedient so everyone aside from Fox may get the tap on the shoulder not to cover it.

[Anonymous No.54856546]

I was reviewing the yield curves leading up to the 2000, 2008, and 2020 crashes, and dear god are we fucked. We're in completely uncharted territory right now.

[Anonymous No.54856556]

>>54856552
>>54856552
>>54856552
>>54856552

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54856561]

Watching mad money clips from tonight and Jim has declared that we've cleared the hurdles for the next leg up and that he's holding Apple because he liked earnings.

[Anonymous No.54856562]

>>54856506
A lot of insider buying

[Anonymous No.54856587]

>>54856546
long guillotines

[Anonymous No.54856655]

>>54856561
clear signal to short AAPL

[Anonymous No.54856740]

>>54855647
He survived Tom Cruise but he couldn't survive the vax

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54856848]

>>54855955
I was really expecting a banana or some shit to flash on the screen right before the end

[Anonymous No.54857194]

>>54854487
I'm still saving quite a bit until I see a 0x0 pump, the whole of last year was horrible with regards to finances, at least this one I want to have a good season of good luck