/smg/ Apple Market General

[Anonymous No.54851361]

This is no longer a stock market. It's apple market general.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.54851375]

>>54851361
Imagine working at apple and being told to participate in that. Not a chance

[Anonymous No.54851377]

triple miss
no guidance

[Anonymous No.54851378]

>Fomod into draft king calls
It is what it is

[Anonymous No.54851384]

>>54851377
Surprise default on their bonds

[Anonymous No.54851386]

>>54851375
But they are all gay

[Anonymous No.54851390]

>Apple earnings

[Anonymous No.54851392]

Tim Apple making us wait 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.54851393]

>>54851384
Kek imagine. Considering how much influence they have on the market that would be the thing to set off the crash

[Anonymous No.54851397]

I like stocks.

[Anonymous No.54851400]

AAPL earnings will be good and create a bull trap for mumus to get stuck in before the rest of these banks fail rugging stupid mumu forever.

[Anonymous No.54851409]

>>54851311
A XXL for me please. I like my clothes a little loose.

[Anonymous No.54851410]

how do i listen to aapl earnings

[Anonymous No.54851416]

So is apple the deciding factor, or is it gonna be a "hehe more bank failures the day after" to hook people in.

[Anonymous No.54851417]

>its another episode of us waiting on apple earnings hoping that good earnings causes the market to start going green

[Anonymous No.54851421]

>>54851410
https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

>This stream is best experienced on an iPhone 7 or later, iPad (5th generation or later), or iPod touch (7th generation) using Safari on iOS 12 or later; or a Mac using Safari on macOS Mojave 10.14 or later. Streaming to your TV requires an AirPlay 2–capable device, or via AirPlay to an Apple TV (2nd generation or later) with the latest Apple TV software or tvOS. Other platforms may also be able to access the stream using recent versions of Chrome, Firefox, or Microsoft Edge (MSE, H.264, and AAC required).

>This transmission is the property of Apple and protected by U.S. copyright law and international treaties. Any encoding, rebroadcast, retransmission, reproduction or distribution of any part of the material from the transmission is strictly prohibited without prior written approval from Apple. Please contact Apple Public Relations or Investor Relations with any questions.

[Anonymous No.54851423]

No matter what happens just remember gym gains are the only gains the Jews can't steal from you

[Anonymous No.54851428]

>>54851421
thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.54851430]

Does Apple innovate on anything? It's just a phone company with an app tumor.

[Anonymous No.54851431]

>>54851417
>Good earnings
>Market starts dipping

[Anonymous No.54851435]

>>54851423
Yes they can

[Anonymous No.54851438]

>>54851430
they bankroll TSMC so they can make the fastest silicon

[Anonymous No.54851442]

>>54851430
As of last month they're now also a bank.

[Anonymous No.54851444]

>>54851421
5pm eastern
CNBC or Bloomberg said 4:30.

[Anonymous No.54851446]

it's crazy with what the companies get through Absolutely milking the consumers. And the faggots pay for it.

[Anonymous No.54851450]

What timeframe did the market/S&P have the least amount of breadth? Are we living through it right now?

[Anonymous No.54851451]

>Apple worst earnings in 20 years
Bullish right..?

[Anonymous No.54851456]

>>54851451
He's going to mention Apple AI

[Anonymous No.54851458]

>>54851444
That's when the earnings are published. Calls usually happen a little afterwards so analysts have time to digest things.

[Anonymous No.54851463]

CMON APPL, CRASH THE WHOLE MARKET

[Anonymous No.54851464]

>>54851431
>Good earnings
>more random banks start dipping 40-60%
>FDIC Friday
>Market starts dipping
>AAPL can’t do anything to save it

[Anonymous No.54851466]

What will save AAPL and make them beat expectation is the weak dollar. But that will only work for this quarter.

[Anonymous No.54851475]

a bull hwip

[Anonymous No.54851486]

>>54851416
>>54851417
Here is the thing: the economy is sick, and AAPL might buoy the market a little, but it won't stop what's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.54851491]

>>54851377
SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.54851495]

>>54851416
AAPL will be a band aid for a market with no legs

[Anonymous No.54851500]

okay NOW is the time to buy, at the all time highs during the worst economical forecast in 15 years

[Anonymous No.54851501]

Thanks to the anon who posted this video ITT a few weeks back. Question for any boomers who were involved in finance back then... Watch the video at 16:40 where "Richard calls Moscow direct to find out what's going on." They show what appears to be a 1980s /smg/ board complete with fake bot posts like "hi fren"... can someone let me know if i need to take my meds or not? Did a version of /smg/ exist in the 80s? A public financial message board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNmbjQhTHnE

[Anonymous No.54851507]

>>54851430
Apple is in the consumer staples sector. Companies there don't innovate.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54851516]

Tim Apple is having bare back gay sex right now getting his daily dose of HIV before he walks on stage to declare that AAPL missed revenue by 20 percent causing the biggest dip of the year in global equity markets, Congress will have to ban gay CEOs after this earnings call.

[Anonymous No.54851517]

>>54851495
I still think it's fucking wild the most valuable company on earth makes overpriced luxury cellphones. Fucking rofl

[Anonymous No.54851518]

>>54851464
Yup, they going to use apple like they did msft and meta to prop up the market after hours in face of inflation and bank failures.

[Anonymous No.54851519]

>>54851501
>Did a version of /smg/ exist in the 80s? A public financial message board
Yes. It was created by Futureman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7FsNOzGutI

[Anonymous No.54851522]

can someone explain to me how we are in a recession and about to crash with CVNA posting the best earnings in company history? I bought calls today btw

[Anonymous No.54851526]

>futures

where does one get a busty girlfriend during these grim and dire economic situations?

[Anonymous No.54851533]

>>54851361
So is pacwest going to dump 50% of its value at 5pm today?

[Anonymous No.54851536]

>>54851456
BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54851537]

https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/
SOON

[Anonymous No.54851538]

> Ai-Phone
> Ai-Mac
> Ai-Tunes
> Siri still sucks but whatever
AAPL stock pumps to new ATHS

[Anonymous No.54851539]

>>54851526
I found mine on BMBL. She had several profile pics holding alcohol so I knew she would definitely be down to fuck on the first date

[Anonymous No.54851542]

>tfw lost 12k of my 16k in 7 months
Yeah this is it for me lads, I'm bowing out here. Good luck everyone, this just isn't for me.

[Anonymous No.54851546]

>>54851519
V walked the town with space boots, space suits
Fucked up cut but she still say his face cute
Told the streets "What you staring at?"
The sewer cap opened up and said "Why you wearing that?"
He said "Oh you wanna snap, piss-face?
The way you be in everybody business is a disgrace!"
At the park gates "Hark who goes there?"
"It's V, the MC who's nasty as nose hair"
"You may go", he said "You should have been say so!"
Tipped him in cash, an Argentinian Peso
"There you go my good man, buy something nice for the seed"
And please keep it moving twice the speed
Consider that your fair warn
Or else I'll bring it to ya express like Airborne"

[Anonymous No.54851555]

>>54851522
Haven't they been fire selling cars with super slim margins?

[Anonymous No.54851556]

>>54851539
she's not yours its just your turn

[Anonymous No.54851568]

AAPL better open up 10% up tomorrow
or else

[Anonymous No.54851573]

A-are the banks going to be okay?

Are we really just going to have one mega JPM panopticon by the end of the decade?

[Anonymous No.54851575]

Im starting to think it was a bad idea to try and play a bounce when more banks are failing. To be fair, I bought it before I realized three other banks were basically toast. Now Im sitting here waiting on apple earnings. I think I got too cocky bros.

[Anonymous No.54851576]

>>54851568
Well it's pumping pre earning. Looks like the market is in rally mode

[Anonymous No.54851578]

>>54851568
DIE APPLE DIE>>54851536
>>54851516

[Anonymous No.54851579]

>>54851542
If you are poor, just buy SPY until you have 100 shares. Then you can play with the extra.

[Anonymous No.54851581]

>>54851568
I hope it finally gets the clawback it deserves.

[Anonymous No.54851585]

>DKNG beats EPS estimate

see you fags on the moon

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54851594]

>>54851568
you're gonna get fudgepacked by tim apple

[Anonymous No.54851600]

>>54851517
My brother bought a used iphne 6 for my parents. I only use android. I dislike that it only has that one round button. Android is more intuitive, with the back arrow.

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54851607]

>>54851585
This is because the economy is so terrible people have to make ends by gambling on ape hoop and coon ball, giga bearish

[Anonymous No.54851613]

>>54851600
I fucking hate apple phones so god damn much

[Anonymous No.54851618]

>>54851585
I got one right for once

[Anonymous No.54851625]

>FDIC Plans To Hit Big Banks With Fees To Refill Deposit Insurance Fund

Will this finally kill the market cause it forces them to gamble less on the market?

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54851626]

Just drank a huge cup of coffee, I'm going to clear my bowels and stare at the AAPL chart to manifest a big dump that'll drag SPY down to 370 on Friday.

[Anonymous No.54851634]

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE

[Anonymous No.54851640]

>>54851542
Switch to futures.

[Anonymous No.54851645]

>apple misses top and bottom line
>production cuts
>massive layoffs
.
.
>working on AI
>stock goes up 10%

[Anonymous No.54851647]

Good news for everyone here. Take a look at my TA. Today's Planetary Positions overlayed with over SPY shows a near exact match. We can see that the most obvious linkages form a solid foundation on Gemini, Taurus, and Aries. Don't be fooled! See where the point is, right toward Scorpio. I put a red line to show where the point directs, and it's right toward the tail end of Scorpio. And when I extended that line, it went to about 450.
Buy your calls.

[Anonymous No.54851648]

>>54851626
BASED
Except I want good apple earnings :(
My 50 shares needs it

[Anonymous No.54851654]

>>54851519
>futureman
I almost didnt watch this because i saw SNL but this was pretty funny albeit insensitive to suicide people

[Anonymous No.54851658]

>>54851613
Feels like a phone for babies. Lookng like it's for a toddler but at the same time the navigation is garbage. In the explorer (internet) I can't fuckin find how to open more tabs. There is nothing in the right top or somewhere else.

You buy a shitty phone of which you can't change the battery. That old ihpone 6 is almost empty in 1 day doing nothing (my parents don't even use it).

[Anonymous No.54851659]

I have never purchased an Apple product and I'm never gonna.

[Anonymous No.54851661]

>>54851647
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.54851666]

>>54851654
much like everything before the marxists took over, SNL used to be good.

[Anonymous No.54851667]

>>54851659
Based

[Anonymous No.54851672]

>>54851658
>Feels like a phone for babies
I googled it on a whim, holy shit this is like a divine comedy

[Anonymous No.54851678]

DKNG


Reports Q1 adjusted EPS (51c), consensus (89c)
Reports Q1 revenue $769.65M, consensus $704.13M.
Monthly unique payers increased to 2.8M.
Average revenue per MUP was $92 "DraftKings' Q1 performance - 84% year-over-year revenue growth and share gains underpinned by a relentless focus on operational efficiency - demonstrates that this is a company positioned for sustained success," said Jason Robins, DraftKings' CEO and co-founder.

"We delivered highly successful online sportsbook launches in Ohio and our home state of Massachusetts and continued to create meaningful product differentiation driven by in-house innovations. We acquired customers faster and more efficiently and, importantly, saw healthy retention across cohorts. Looking at the remainder of 2023, I am confident DraftKings is well-positioned to achieve profitability on an Adjusted EBITDA basis in the near-term and deliver long-term value for our shareholders."

[Anonymous No.54851680]

>>54851654
the period from 1986-1994 was peak SNL.

[Anonymous No.54851686]

***FLICK***

[Anonymous No.54851687]

i am 3/3 with CVNA COIN and SQ. i also have calls in AAPL

[Anonymous No.54851689]

GAY SEX BROS??

[Anonymous No.54851702]

>>54851625
BNKDicks, it's our time to shine.

[Anonymous No.54851703]

Oh yes! Oh no!

[Anonymous No.54851704]

>>54851375
You could just slip away while nobody is paying attention. Get an afternoon off.

[Anonymous No.54851705]

oh wow its nothing

[Anonymous No.54851707]

anon below this post is a paid shill

[Anonymous No.54851709]

>>54851522
because their earnings are still deeply negative lul

[Anonymous No.54851712]

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[Anonymous No.54851713]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.54851715]

called my jewish boss a nigger today

[Anonymous No.54851717]

>>54851634
Coke Boomer in shambles.

[Anonymous No.54851720]

APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54851725]

Kneel

[Anonymous No.54851728]

>>54851712
MORE CRABBING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54851729]

>>54851725
>nu-mumu
cringe

[Anonymous No.54851732]

>>54851361
As expected, Apple beat across the board. Now the battle is on tomorrow, how many bank failures will it take to bring this market down? I’m going to say three, but maybe four

[Anonymous No.54851735]

>>54851712
Bears in absolute shambles

[Anonymous No.54851734]

This is gonna pull an Amazon and open tomorrow down 10%.

[Anonymous No.54851737]

Yes, but what about guidance?

[Anonymous No.54851744]

>>54851678
You can directly thank me for my degenerate gambling habit. I want 10% of everyone's rake on calls, and I want it by sundown

[Anonymous No.54851745]

AAPL rally is going to sucker in a lot of mumus and gay bobos before the next banking FUD fueled leg down. you've been warned.

[Anonymous No.54851752]

>>54851737
This is a stop loss hunt and bull trap for more bank failures to come.

[Anonymous No.54851756]

Its easy bros, just go back in time, read the newspaper, then buy low and sell high.

[Anonymous No.54851767]

FUCK APPLE FAGGOTS
GO CHOKE ON YOUR STARBACKS LATE AND NIGGER DICK

[Anonymous No.54851771]

>>54851734
Just to clarify, I don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.54851775]

>>54851752
If PACW and WAL go down tomorrow, it still won’t be enough to bring Apple down. You’d need FHN and MCB to go down too

[Anonymous No.54851777]

>>54851767
I assure you they will

[Anonymous No.54851780]

>>54851775
well on their way anon.

[Anonymous No.54851781]

>>54851767
dont threaten them with a good time.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54851789]

Cock sucking apple. How can a company this woke still make money? They should have gone broke 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54851790]

Appl crabbing on earnings beat.

[Anonymous No.54851794]

Makes sense, not owning an apple pro max phone is like not being a christian during the middle ages, weird.

[Anonymous No.54851796]

let me guess, apple will cause a massive pump after hours, then everything will crash down soon like what happened with AMZN?

[Anonymous No.54851799]

>>54851775
don't be so dramatic, so far they're only up 1.3%. yes its a beat but its not a knockout just marginal

[Anonymous No.54851806]

>>54851790
This is bearish for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54851807]

SELL OFF

[Anonymous No.54851809]

>appl beats but still flat y/y
max crab achieved

[Anonymous No.54851812]

>>54851799
Where's the fucking pump man?

[Anonymous No.54851816]

>>54851780
Yeah sure, in the coming weeks, but the Fed can find buyers for them in the meantime. If you want to bring the market down for real, you have to kill them all tomorrow. There’s no other banks that the FDIC would kill so quickly because they’re too big, see >>54851573

[Anonymous No.54851822]

it's over

[Anonymous No.54851830]

bear got too cocky, simple as

[Anonymous No.54851835]

>>54851822
when the company that always beats by a lot only beats by a little
it's a bad sign

[Anonymous No.54851839]

>>54851789
Baggot you realize apple customers are literally the most npc of npc's right. Tim apple could take a massive cum fart in a box and shitlibs would like up for weeks to buy it.

[Anonymous No.54851840]

>>54851822
That's iPod (revolutionary btw) and onwards. This is crab times, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.54851841]

>>54851822
Didn't they beat estimates? What jew trickery is this?

[Anonymous No.54851842]

>>54851816
I don't really agree with that. Regardless of the assets being scooped up and given to other banks, banks failing at all is not a bullish sign by any means. It signals weakness.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54851846]

>>54851812
AAPL literally goes flat and Mr. Claws crushes both bull and bear testicles, theta sellers win have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.54851849]

Just sold my SPXU shares.

[Anonymous No.54851854]

>>54851806
The earnings beat was already priced in from the last 6 months' retard pump. Only one way to go now.

[Anonymous No.54851855]

>>54851841
They lowered estimates after missing last quarter

[Anonymous No.54851859]

My portfolio has done nothing since last March. A whole year wasted. Are any anons actually winning right now?

[Anonymous No.54851860]

So why did shopify went up 23%?

[Anonymous No.54851866]

>>54851556
Yes. This is usually the situation even if you get married

[Anonymous No.54851873]

same EPS as q1 2022. It will crash as last year next week

[Anonymous No.54851882]

>>54851841
Bad news is good news, good news is bad news, both are priced in and not priced in simultaneously

[Anonymous No.54851883]

>>54851860
Amazon 2.0

[Anonymous No.54851888]

>>54851501
>pumps the pound by half a penny
>sells
So my theory of simply being rich and getting richer easily is right. I heard what he said but saw no writing could just be pronunciation

[Anonymous No.54851889]

Anons… this crab is more like a bear…

[Anonymous No.54851890]

>>54851859
This is why I sell out of the money covered calls. Then I always make something.

[Anonymous No.54851891]

Dont look at daily chart apple 5-6th may 2022 and onwards.

[Anonymous No.54851894]

>>54851882
when will the market leave the quantum tunnel?

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54851895]

>>54851744
I'm up 5 figures gambling on that shit. Took them for a couple hundred on today's IPL game today and rolled it all into the over on the kraken game tonight.

[Anonymous No.54851899]

>>54851859
I'm up 25% YTD purely off of like 3 good option gambles

[Anonymous No.54851900]

>>54851860
>>54851883
Look at the 5 year chart lmao

[Anonymous No.54851902]

>>54851526
Id be pretty happy wkth a wife sporting natural knockers this size, she has to be pretty too. Even if I failed at stocks it'd be nice knowing this is what waiting for me at home

[Anonymous No.54851903]

>>54851361
Ahhh I can't wait for all those DEI faggots to get canned and I would say shitcanned but they would probably like it

[Anonymous No.54851904]

chuds btfo

[Anonymous No.54851910]

>>54851400
This is my hypothesis as well

[Anonymous No.54851911]

>>54851904
>just lie
Im sure that will work.

[Anonymous No.54851916]

google "ford lightning chief engineer" if you want a good hearty laugh

[Anonymous No.54851918]

bear bros...I was told aapl would be the match

[Anonymous No.54851920]

>>54851575
Tell me about it Im stuck with soxl again

[Anonymous No.54851922]

>>54851890
I do this as well and even use the money to buy the dip. Then the dip dips. Lather rinse repeat. I just don’t feel comfy these days.

[Anonymous No.54851924]

>>54851859
start of the year I hit it big with options but I got super cocky and lost a big chunk of it. that spooked me out of options and since then Ive been swining leveraged ETFs. This those Ive had a unusual winning streak, making profit in every trade for the last 20 trades. Now Im betting on a rebound and I think I will stop. Im really testing my luck with this trade even so its time to bring the gift horse home.

[Anonymous No.54851925]

>>54851918
it will be...oh it will be

[Anonymous No.54851927]

>>54851361
A logo of a bitten apple above one of the seven deadly sins while celebrating sodomy. What could go wrong? Kek.

[Anonymous No.54851929]

>>54851894
When you're completely liquidated standing in a bread line
>>54851895
I've had a very solid couple of weeks but last not the slots did me dirty

[Anonymous No.54851940]

>>54851927
>what could go wrong
Well what could?

[Anonymous No.54851941]

>>54851904
We weren't going to see the effect this quarter. Gaslighting everyone into thinking trannys are good marketing is pretty smart though. It might work. Can't wait to say "that's a man" to a hardee's burger commercial.

[Anonymous No.54851943]

>>54851895
>5 figures
You can buy a lot of PC computers with that money. A lot.

[Anonymous No.54851952]

>LCI is a penny per share

[Anonymous No.54851953]

>>54851924
Hoping you do well fren.

[Anonymous No.54851954]

>>54851904
>It's the year 2023
>(((Educated progressives))) are shilling piss water beer, mental illness, mutilating your genitals and chemically castrating the few kids that aren't aborted

Bullish as fuck. Long america on margin

[Anonymous No.54851960]

>>54851941
Yeah pretty much this
>there is no credit crunch
There is a credit crunch
>banks are safe and healthy
They're insolvent
>woke garbage is actually profitable
???

[Anonymous No.54851963]

>>54851841
The estimate itself. How many times do I have to say this.
>typically gets $3 eps
>estimate they will make $0 eps :^)
>reality they made $1 eps
> :O they beat how could they have done so well!!? Pumppp itttt
>reality sinks in
>"wait they actually did worse than usual, who cares about the estimate"

[Anonymous No.54851967]

That Atlassian fucker was actually telling the truth. God damnit.

[Anonymous No.54851970]

all you need to know is that everyone piled into puts after FOMC.

[Anonymous No.54851978]

>>54851943
Apple doesn't just sell PC's, they offer news, entertainment, magazines, bank accoounts with interest.

Why focus on a single device?

[Anonymous No.54851982]

>>54851970
>after
You were suppossed to go short way before fomc

[Anonymous No.54851984]

bobros not like this... lmao get fucked

[Anonymous No.54851988]

>>54851859
Portfolio is similar. I havent watched the market much for a year now. Same for posting here Im not typically here anymore well obviously not today bit you get the picture. I need a repeat of 2001, 2008, and 2020 to make any serious gains.

[Anonymous No.54851992]

What happens if the government bans short selling on regionals?

[Anonymous No.54851996]

>>54851464
Either faggy banks that gave out esg loans all fail or the fud outfits that publish nothing but pump and dump and short and distort get sued into an oceanic trench.
Hopefully both.

[Anonymous No.54852006]

>>54851984
>>54851970

>going completly sideways is bullish now

[Anonymous No.54852010]

>>54851992
It would be an admission of defeat that would worsen the bank runs.

[Anonymous No.54852017]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54852023]

Apple had worse revenue than q1 2022, when a WAR BROKE OUT. It's over. Tomorrow and next week they'll realize. Especially now with higher rates.

[Anonymous No.54852024]

>>54852017
>pasts

[Anonymous No.54852025]

>>54852017
...are not open

>>54852006
bullish for theta gang

[Anonymous No.54852027]

>>54851400
>>54851910
Let's "bull trap" for two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54852029]

>>54852006
i- its just a ruse ok. we dont you bears to to get scared!

[Anonymous No.54852031]

>>54851904
>We just get money from the biggest investment bank in the world anytime we fuck up, we're winning!
LOL

[Anonymous No.54852035]

>>54851486
>anon has called 30 of the last 2 recessions

[Anonymous No.54852036]

>>54852023
I meant Q2, these faggots have another system.

[Anonymous No.54852038]

Today sucked. I didn't get to take my afternoon nap as I normally do. PARAA slashed their divvy and the stock took a dump. Not one to let opportunity pass by I bagged more cheap shares. I bagged more VZ to make up the lost PARAA divvy. Easy to do. 1 VZ share pays out over 2x what 1 PARAA did (VZ = 0.65, PARAA = 0.24). As it happens VZ was under my price paid limit so bagging more didn't jack that any either. PARAA will bring back their divvy and when they do I'll be all the better for it. DIS is bringing theirs back end of the year.

[Anonymous No.54852039]

>>54851970
I bought mine before and sold them today.. but my SQQQ shares.. I'm long as fuck on those

[Anonymous No.54852045]

I sold the top of drv today

[Anonymous No.54852049]

Market makers are such faggot ass retards, look at this crab action to pin AAPL away from the majority of call and put volume

They care more about the options they write than market fundamentals. We never get a proper reset as a result

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54852055]

>all this AAPL FUD really makes me think

[Anonymous No.54852060]

>>54851904
So here is the real problem for them. It's not the open outrage that is hurting them it is the quiet outrage of people who were already on the edge walking away. ALSO the last Quarter involved NFL playoffs, St Patrick's Day and March Madness of fucking course sales were up. Fucking retards always declaring victory before the actual battle is fought. Always fucking have get me so AI to write better rags already.

[Anonymous No.54852061]

Since the government is being exrra faggy, I'm going to gamble my entire 401(k) shorting regionals lol.

[Anonymous No.54852072]

>>54852038
VZ is your only holding that I don't think is cancer or neutral opinion on but I'm waiting on a better entry for it. Already bagged a 6% realized on it and sold

[Anonymous No.54852079]

>>54852061

[Anonymous No.54852084]

SHORT SIDE WHEN WE RIDE

[Anonymous No.54852089]

>>54852055
Dividend bros, this is our future

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54852116]

What is AAPL doing about the climate change? Also, how can they have so much money and not redistribute it like a good commrad? I'm starting to think they're only pretending to be woke.

[Anonymous No.54852123]

>>54852116
They do redistribute it, to the billionaires.

[Anonymous No.54852135]

>>54852116
>pretending
Dont all companies do that?

[Anonymous No.54852143]

So their earnings arent growing and they are raising their divvy.. that doesn't sound like a growth stock frens

[Anonymous No.54852161]

>>54852055
While 210 million is impressive uh that pales in comparison to the one he gets from KO

[Anonymous No.54852163]

>>54852116
>climate change
Dead meme

[Anonymous No.54852166]

>>54852116
didnt you read? They are sending Buffet 250 million

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54852176]

>>54852135
The fuck is that shit? I'm getting flashbacks of getting roach rushed before any of the maps let you wall off you natural.

[Anonymous No.54852181]

>>54852176
vulture bees

[Anonymous No.54852183]

>>54852135
How the fuck is this real?

[Anonymous No.54852190]

i hate this market so much it is unreal

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54852200]

finally finished my shit did apple tank yet

[Anonymous No.54852202]

DKNG > AAPL

[Anonymous No.54852204]

>Apple raises divvie
I bow, boggleheads

[Anonymous No.54852209]

I bet ya'll niggas don't even hate the antichrist.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54852221]

>>54852181
Those are fucking Jaedong mutalisks.

[Anonymous No.54852229]

>have "first" or "western" in your bank name
>get shorted
What a clown market

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54852237]

>>54852204
F

>my puts

[Anonymous No.54852239]

MUMU bros the last defense has been penetrated. Next penetration will be your ARSE HOLE!!!

[Anonymous No.54852243]

>>54852209
>the antichrist
I met him in Rio
He was dancing alone by the sea
When I asked was he free
He just looked straight at me

And he danced on and on
The music carried me to where I'd never gone
And he stole my heart away, oh round and round
And as the sound of his song filled the sunny day
This is what he said to me

[Anonymous No.54852245]

Bank failures are bearish

[Anonymous No.54852249]

>>54852202
I wish I invested in DKNG

[Anonymous No.54852258]

>>54852245
But bullish for aapl since its not a bank

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54852259]

>AAPL Revenue fell 3% year-over-year.
exit pump, sell soon fudgepackers

[Anonymous No.54852260]

>that feeling when you finally figure out which super obscure data piece was fucking up your trade and fix it
Smells like godamn money bros, it’s an orgasmic feeling

[Anonymous No.54852265]

>>54852045
How can you say xlre has bottomed? I'm seeing many more for lease signs up around town, massive markdowns on CRE, loan re-ups starting in earnest the next quarter and forward. Glut of warehouse/storage space and massive amount of rental units coming online. But I'm still open minded.

[Anonymous No.54852268]

Why is CVNA mooning it’s such a piece of shit stock and company.

[Anonymous No.54852270]

>>54852245
Banks going bankrupt is bullish

[Anonymous No.54852273]

>>54852239
>MUMU bros
Catch me if you
catch me if you
Ca-ca-cacatch me if you CAN

[Anonymous No.54852279]

>>54852200
Yea, it tanked upwards and crushed the bears.

[Anonymous No.54852280]

>>54852268
it used to be worth $300 lol.

[Anonymous No.54852282]

>>54852260
>super obscure data piece
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.54852284]

>>54852204
by 1 cent

[Anonymous No.54852285]

>>54852245
bank failures drive down oil prices which drives down inflation, which will bring about the pivot, which is bullish

[Anonymous No.54852286]

>>54852265
My entry point on drv was 47. That has been the midpoint for it since year started. Taking profits and buying back more on it.

[Anonymous No.54852304]

>>54852280
When it was overvalued, before interest rates, when everyone was retarded about meme stocks.

AMC used to be worth..,.

[Anonymous No.54852306]

>AI

[Anonymous No.54852307]

>this graph
Kek

[Anonymous No.54852312]

>>54852306
DID TIM APPLE SAY IT I'M NOT LISTENING

[Anonymous No.54852317]

>>54852312
Yes

[Anonymous No.54852320]

>>54852284
By 4%

[Anonymous No.54852327]

>>54852282
I’m essentially a financial janitor and had to unclog the pipes because brokers just put tons of random useless info into their trade notifications

[Anonymous No.54852326]

>>54851916
>google
*Bing

[Anonymous No.54852329]

>>54852202
True
>>54852249
This is why you fomo every time

[Anonymous No.54852337]

>>54852317

[Anonymous No.54852341]

>>54851940
Regret, aids then hell.

[Anonymous No.54852374]

>>54852320
yeah
1 cent

[Anonymous No.54852388]

is apple really a bank now? not only for retail but for investors? fuckin crazy...

[Anonymous No.54852393]

>>54852306
Imagine taking Tim Apple's AI word mention seriously when Siri is a piece of shit and they have nothing in comparison to Bing Chat or Google Bard.

[Anonymous No.54852416]

>>54852388
Safe place for trillions of dollars unlike banks

[Anonymous No.54852419]

>>54851658
>it’s for a toddler
>I can’t use it

You just played yourself, my man

[Anonymous No.54852422]

>245 posts
>no mention of BOIL
Hello barons?

[Anonymous No.54852435]

>>54852422
>oil
>relevant

[Anonymous No.54852449]

>>54852422
I know how to reverse their fortunes.

Natural gas is going negative. It is a literally worthless byproduct.

[Anonymous No.54852453]

Can someone please get a lift for lyft?

[Anonymous No.54852459]

>>54852416
Apple works with goldman sachs... which is a bank.

[Anonymous No.54852462]

Okay IF you guys ask me nicely, I will post a list of the stocks that I personally will be trading for 2023.

[Anonymous No.54852465]

>>54852449
they will have to pay you soon to take it

[Anonymous No.54852472]

>>54852462
Please may we have your list? :)

[Anonymous No.54852477]

I bought intc at 37 and sold at 25. I also just bought NET at 46... AMA about how to invest. Also TEAM bro was right but I didn't listen

[Anonymous No.54852486]

what's up with fuckin'
WEED
being all in the top performing ETFs of the day?

[Anonymous No.54852498]

>>54851967
Fuck, I knew I was forgetting something. gj whoever bought TEAM puts.

[Anonymous No.54852515]

>>54852486
>>being all in the top performin
You ever see the back of a dividend...on weed?!

[Anonymous No.54852523]

>>54852486
Texas legalized weed today

[Anonymous No.54852524]

>>54852038
I told you, dawg. I told you about watching the underlying businesses instead of being blinded by divvies.

[Anonymous No.54852530]

>>54852472
Okay only because you asked nicely, slut.

>AMD
>USAU
>EXR
>CX
>AMZN
>MSFT
>WMT
>UNH
>OXY
>EDU
>ABT
>GOOG
>NVDA
>RBA
>AAPL
>RTX
>DHR
>KR
>DY
>UPS
>PWR
>CENX
>DKNG
>X
>WCC

[Anonymous No.54852542]

>>54852498
>>54851967
>beat by like 40%
>doomps AH because they guided down

kind of a fluke desu

[Anonymous No.54852545]

>>54852530
So QQQ with extra steps and more risk. Wow you are pretty innovative anon

[Anonymous No.54852548]

>>54852530
>Amd
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.54852564]

>>54852459
So if we crash gs we can crash apple?

[Anonymous No.54852567]

For me, it's oil and gas

[Anonymous No.54852571]

>>54851573
I need Citizens to go under so I can get out of my mortgage. lets go trips

[Anonymous No.54852572]

>>54852453
Should've been an UBERmensch.

[Anonymous No.54852585]

>>54852486
pothead_I_dont_know.gif

[Anonymous No.54852588]

>>54852545
>he thinks because he knows the ticker name that it's QQQ

[Anonymous No.54852589]

GAYMF we eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.54852591]

>>54852567
Nobody wants energy in a great depression.

[Anonymous No.54852599]

I just bought UPRO. Will sell either tomorrow or Monday and jump back into SPXU by Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.54852605]

>>54852530
So basically SPY and QQQ

[Anonymous No.54852607]

>>54852589
>GAYMF
>AAPL
>SIGA
>GRND

Any other tickers to buy before pride month?

[Anonymous No.54852612]

Last night I had a dream about charts and a spreadsheet.
Maybe I should step away from this whole investing thing a little bit.

[Anonymous No.54852620]

>>54852591
this
time
is different

[Anonymous No.54852621]

Kill bulls. Behead bulls. Roundhouse kick a bull into the concrete. Slam dunk a bull baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a bulls food. Launch bulls into the sun. Stir fry bulls in a wok. Toss bulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bulls gas tank. Judo throw bulls into a wood chipper. Twist bulls heads off. Report bulls to the IRS. Karate chop bulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bulls. Trap bulls in quicksand. Crush bulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy bulls in a vat of acid. Eat bulls. Dissect bulls. Exterminate bulls in the gas chamber. Stomp bull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bulls in the oven. Lobotomize bulls. Mandatory abortions for bulls. Grind bull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bulls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bulls with a ray gun. Kick old bulls down the stairs. Feed bulls to alligators. Slice bulls with a katana.

[Anonymous No.54852626]

>>54851501

I don't have a Bloomberg Terminal, but I understand that has a basic chat/message board feature, this could be something similar to that.

[Anonymous No.54852631]

>>54852588
It's literally QQQ with a buffet meme stock and walmart. Imagine micromanaging that whole list of shit instead of just swing trading tqqq/sqqq

[Anonymous No.54852639]

>>54852621
>But, Jerome, if you do this hike, you will kill the regional banking system. For years. It's over.

>And you're hiking something you know you'll cut next quarter anyway.

[Anonymous No.54852643]

They're openly talking about monetizing the national debt now. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54852644]

>>54852605
reeee its not SPY and QQQ I carefully curated this list with extensive due diligence aaaaaaaaaaahhhh

[Anonymous No.54852657]

>>54852631
It's very very far away from QQQ, I didnt even post my weightings. I'm probably 25% tech meanwhile QQQ is over 50%. I have a completely different portfolio but you see similar names and make an assumption. VERY different portfolios.

[Anonymous No.54852667]

>>54852643
Why do you think platinum's been on such a tear recently? It hasn't been private buyers, I can assure you of that.

[Anonymous No.54852681]

Goddammit I saw some shitpost on Twitter about his local Carvana tower having cars again so he was buying calls... I thought it was a joke...

[Anonymous No.54852683]

>>54852644
>Extensive due diligence
>Amd at 350 p/e
>Nvda at 250 p/e

Lmao

[Anonymous No.54852684]

>>54852530
No uranium miners ?

[Anonymous No.54852697]

>apple pumped
>the calls i was going to buy aren't even itm
>the calls itm are too high priced that itd still be a loss at this price
Wew this wouldve probqbly screwed me if I went all in

[Anonymous No.54852699]

>>54852684
Nope. I don't like the behavior of mining companies. Too much blue ball syndrome.

>>54852683
They are cyclical hedges

[Anonymous No.54852702]

>>54852643
Explain. What does this mean for you and I? Pods? Bugs?

[Anonymous No.54852705]

>>54852699
Too much Canadian fuckery ?

[Harbinger Of The Meltdown No.54852710]

>>54852697
Its going to dump since good news is priced in first and then the bad news, -3 percent YoY is priced in next.

[Anonymous No.54852709]

>>54852706
>>54852706

[Anonymous No.54852714]

>>54852702
They're printing away the debt. The dollar is going to zero.

[Anonymous No.54852751]

>>54852265
Ya I figured we'd be range bound in a REIT based ETF the big dips have come and gone, thought about selling today as well. My average is $50

[Anonymous No.54852763]

>>54852010
This. Id pull my money out and unironically be posting on pmg kek

[Anonymous No.54854080]

>>54851517
The entire us economy is based on selling phones to text, watch porn (and Netflix), and play games. This is the most productive and efficient system ever. Jfl