/biz/ was posting $1000 EOY in 2017

[Anonymous No.54843001]

Fast forward to mid-2023
>Not even $10
>Create made up acronyms while cashing out hundreds of millions each month
>Pay people to show up to annual conference for talks about "research" and vaporware
>Staking centers around a fake report button and no unlocks
>Tokens with no volume or market cap offered in addition to US Treasury yields
>Got the rest of supporters caught up in Bancor, BlockFi, Celsius, FTX, Nexo, Gemini Earn
>Invited scam artists to annual conference and then blame them in hindsight for industry fallout
>N-no we had no part in this fraud and theft!
>String the few remaining "enthusiasts" along for years with fringe updates on vaporware products
>Continue offloading remaining supply until finished and then hide in Cayman Islands

A scheme I could only dream of coming up with

[Anonymous No.54843046]

>Wears same shirt every appearance like Elizabeth Holmes until scam unravels
>Gaining 20 pounds a year until health problems surface
>Enough money to hire 10 personal trainers, dieticians and sports performance doctors round the clock
>Lies about major release and then retcons market expectations for said release
>Start off conference marketing by tweeting about michelin star restaurants and luxury hotels that only the team could afford thanks to token sales
>Offer token holders cryptic updates about illiquid build tokens that holders won't be able to sell
>Try to improve morale with meme $777 tickets and big mac contests
>Employ someone that ripped off thousands of staking pool holders
>Invite industry tyrant to conference and then shit talk him 6 months after said tyrant destroys industry

[Anonymous No.54843077]

>VC's try to destroy your company for half a decade
>Shrug shoulders and continue aiding them in short fuel
>Start crying that psychopaths are ruining everything despite VC's still skull fucking your project
>Will continue to let firms like Jump and Paradigm power fuck your token into the dirt while cashing out your remaining supply
>After letting Celsius and Nexo do the same thing for years
>After letting CZ and SBF do the same thing for years
>Truth > trust
>We will continue dumping and we think these people are all psychopaths

[Anonymous No.54843098]

>>54843046
I thought serg talking about alameda and ftx at consensus was incredibly ironic considering he had him headline smartcon a week before he ruined us

[Anonymous No.54843173]

>>54843098
>Tries to play off like they don't hype their project
>Hyped Arbitrum Nitro launch
>Hyped Coinbase L2
>Hyped Oracle Startups
>Hyped Google Blogpost
>Hyped CCIP 2022 release
>Hyped Staking
>Price lower than it was 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.54843194]

>>54843001
Serious question, do you get paid to do this or do you do it for free?

[Anonymous No.54843210]

>>54843173
>>54843077
>>54843046
>>54843001
Nice but uh... I'm not reading or selling! Sorry! I just won't do it

[Anonymous No.54843211]

>>54843194
Neither. You could argue that he does it at a loss, considering it's all the hysterical, insane response to "losing" 6-7 figures of imaginary value from the absolute top to now.
Sure, some LINK marines are remarkably zen, but is it really surprising to think that holding LINK all the way through to now didn't drive a couple of people completely insane?

[Anonymous No.54843228]

>>54843194
>I will place my hand over my eyes
>I can't see anything wrong!

[Anonymous No.54843229]

You seem to know an awful lot about a coin you don’t hold.

[Anonymous No.54843232]

>>54843194
this one is uncleoldfag who has spammed thousands (not an exaggeration) of fud threads over 4 years, both with and without the trip. gatekeeping or sincere, it's all pure mental illness

[Anonymous No.54843239]

>>54843001
I've made almost 200 free LINK from staking and there's nothing you can ever do about that.

[Anonymous No.54843249]

>>54843228
I never said anything about whether your points were valid or not. Why won't you answer the question?

[Anonymous No.54843261]

>>54843229
he posts here frequently
still holds a lot
he didn't sell on the way up between early 2019 and mid 2021
don't make the same mistake
take profit, don't marry your investment
many cases like this
we have bottomed, this year will start to go up in fits and starts
time to get over your mistakes and prepare for coming bull cycle

[Anonymous No.54843268]

>>54843211
>>54843229
>>54843232
>We are excited about Mixicles
>We are excited about Intel SGX and TEE
>We are excited about CCIP
>We are excited about FSS
>We are excited about DECO
>We are excited about Functions
>We are excited about
>We are excited
>We

[Anonymous No.54843283]

>>54843268
What are mixicles?

[Anonymous No.54843286]

>>54843001
>>54843046
>>54843077
>>54843173
>>54843228
>t.

[Anonymous No.54843304]

>>54843268
Hey man, you still haven't answered my question. Do you do this for free or for money?

[Anonymous No.54843329]

>>54843286
>>54843304
>>54843261
>>54843249
>>54843239
>Go defend our honor marines, too many facts

[Anonymous No.54843342]

>>54843329
I don't understand why you won't answer the question. Are you embarrassed?

[Anonymous No.54843378]

>>54843001
>>54843046
>>54843077
>>54843173
>>54843228
>>54843268
>>54843329
Bot posts.

[Anonymous No.54843393]

>>54843378
yeah 100%. automated fud thread. Someone must be pythed off.

[Anonymous No.54843399]

>>54843329
>Uses 10 hours of his day to make chainlink threads and posts
>Claims doesnt own any

[Anonymous No.54843425]

>>54843329
>all his "arguments" are based off of people whose projects failed specifically because they didn't use link and opted to be psychopaths instead
>or complex products which are still being worked on
probably one of the dumbest fud threads ive seen in a while
just stick to spamming "LONKIES R KEKOLDS" or whatever it is you usually do
or even better yet - kill yourself
i can't even begin to imagine how stupid and miserable someone would have to be to sit there and fud some apparently unimportant crypto for 12 hours a day

[Anonymous No.54843475]

>>54843001
Remember Sourgay was also heavy breathing in front of Eric Schmidt, very bearish if you ask me

[Anonymous No.54843509]

lots of butthurt stinl baggies itt

[Anonymous No.54844576]

>>54843425
oh look it's the
>kill yourself fudcuck
>I can't even begin to imagine!11
linkie faggot who whines all day about "fudcuck" spam yet he can't stop spamming his shitty bullish pastas and shitty screencaps.
pot meet kettle

[Anonymous No.54845044]

>>54844576
Do fuddies really cope by pretending that its just one guy telling them to kill themselves or trying to imagine why someone would waste so much of their own time to flood biz with fud spam? Take your meds imo

[Anonymous No.54845051]

how come only chainlink are investigated like this?

[Anonymous No.54845068]

>>54845044
do shills really cope by pretending the cuck posters are all the same person?

[Anonymous No.54845078]

>>54845051
>why is the most shilled shitcoin on /biz/ for 6 years coming under heavy scrutiny?
dunno anon, it's a mystery

[Anonymous No.54845080]

>>54845068
Usually agenda troons work in groups

[Anonymous No.54845084]

>>54845078
Newfag alert the current spammed token is Pepe

[Anonymous No.54845099]

>>54845068
When fuddies are so stupid they literally copy paste the same scripts in the 6 plus fud threads they make every hour and cant be bothered changing filenames then yes fuddie, at least that assumption is reasonable
Got any more cope or are you done making people cringe? Dont you have another half dozen fud threads to make?

[Anonymous No.54845100]

>>54845080
the same can be said about link shills though
>>54845084
>compares the shitcoin flavor of the week to LINK
kek, newfag

[Anonymous No.54845107]

>>54845099
shills also use the same tired pastas about "discord nufudders and fudcucks" though, congrats on proving my point
>but you can only read about chainlink no one else
oh so spamming your shitty pastas is good as long as you change the filenames? good to know shilltard

[Anonymous No.54845131]

>>54845100
Pepe is a very old meme newfags like you won't understand how they trained GPT software using based may mays
>the same can be said for link shills
show me these shills I only read FUD here and its making me bearish

[Anonymous No.54845138]

>>54845107
Well those pastas about nufudders are extremely accurate though. Fudders really do waste insane amounts of time fudding link and they cant get anyone to sell, so they start raging and seething and threatening to shoot sergey on twitter or start spamming biz with nikacado avocado's asshole threads. Its hilarious.

[Anonymous No.54845222]

>>54845131
the guy below you acknowledged them but sure
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=The+usual+discord+nufudders&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
>>54845138
I'd say then that pastas about bagholders are extremely accurate as well. Baggies really do waste insane amounts of time shilling link and they can't get anyone to buy, so they start raging and seething about NEXO, JUMP, VCs, MEV trannies, bulgarians and jeets. See it goes both ways.

[Anonymous No.54845242]

Chainlink is literally a token for cuckolds and midwits

Look at all the baggies ITT defending their shitcoin lmao

[Anonymous No.54845286]

>>54845222
>pretends pastas about bagholders are accurate
>fuddie has been so traumatized by nufudder pastas that he remembers it by heart
Lmao. Why would anyone feel bad about being up like 300k? And yeah thats the pasta I was thinking of - the one that explains with great accuracy how fuddies are worse than internet janitors.
Meanwhe every fud post that you make just tells biz one thing and one thing only
"Link and linkholders are rent free in my head and they're there to stay. I screech 'cuck' into my pillow at night while I fantasize about shooting up smartcon"
And despite all that - you can't make anyone sell. Bravo, subjannie.

[Anonymous No.54845317]

>>54845286
>Lmao. Why would anyone feel bad about avoiding a failed shitcoin? And yeah thats the pasta I was thinking of - the one that explains with great accuracy how linkies are worse than Jehovah's Witnesses.
>Meanwhe every shill post that you make just tells biz one thing and one thing only
"Link and linkholders are beyond desperate for a pump and I'll keep autistically shilling until you buy my bleeding bags. I screech 'bulgarian' into my pillow at night while I fantasize about shooting up Consensys psychopath VCs"
And despite all that - you can't make anyone buy. Bravo, subjannie.

[Anonymous No.54845340]

>>54845222
checked
>>54845317
and linkie rekt
LMAO BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.54845360]

>>54845317
Oof judging by your seething I can tell I hit a nerve. Dont be mad at me, fudcuck - no one is forcing you waste your life doing this. I gotta go cook up some dinner now but I have no doubt youll be here for me to make fun of later if I feel like dropping in - and I know you'll have a rent free spot reserved just for me to come take a shit in lmao, because thats just what your life is like apparently.

[Anonymous No.54845362]

>>54845360
>oof you're mad
>imma fuck off now
good riddance, shitcoiner shill

[Anonymous No.54845514]

>>54844576
>>54845068
>>54845078
>>54845100
>>54845107
>>54845222
>>54845317
>>54845362
The usual discord nufudders are actually a lower form of life than unpaid internet janitors:
>constantly making 50+ pbtid fudding in discussion threads over 10+ hours whenever they're up
>the rest of the time they seem to be seething, samefagging, and monitoring in up to 6 fud threads at any one time during their "rush hour"
>sometimes when they're really upset because no one takes them seriously, they'll spam the board with nikado avacado's asshole threads
>they have been doing this possibly since 2021, when a lot of them bought the top and never recovered
>others lost their stacks on bancor and celsius
>some even think that they're "fighting the wef" by posting on here - yes they're that retarded
>lets be generous with the math and say that they've only done this for five days a week (including holidays) for one year (50x52=2600 hours spent doing this maybe, not including the time they've spent making low quality memes and looking at pictures of the best cock cages to use)
>all over an apparently shitty and unimportant crypto
>on a board that doesn't even affect the prices
>all for FREE

[Anonymous No.54845663]

>>54845514
>accuse the shill of spamming shitty pastas
>as a response, he spams the same shitty pasta
you sure showed me now lel

[Anonymous No.54845735]

>>54843194
COPE LMAO

[Anonymous No.54845747]

>>54843229
>wow, you know how bad anal sex is for the human body? how is this possible without you ever doing it? you sure aren't a faggot! that's a real problem for you

[Anonymous No.54845882]

>>54845663
>>54845735
>>54845747
The only correct response to fud spam is spam
So here ya go:
The usual discord nufudders are actually a lower form of life than unpaid internet janitors:
>constantly making 50+ pbtid fudding in discussion threads over 10+ hours whenever they're up
>the rest of the time they seem to be seething, samefagging, and monitoring in up to 6 fud threads at any one time during their "rush hour"
>sometimes when they're really upset because no one takes them seriously, they'll spam the board with nikado avacado's asshole threads
>they have been doing this possibly since 2021, when a lot of them bought the top and never recovered
>others lost their stacks on bancor and celsius
>some even think that they're "fighting the wef" by posting on here - yes they're that retarded
>lets be generous with the math and say that they've only done this for five days a week (including holidays) for one year (50x52=2600 hours spent doing this maybe, not including the time they've spent making low quality memes and looking at pictures of the best cock cages to use)
>all over an apparently shitty and unimportant crypto
>on a board that doesn't even affect the prices
>all for FREE

[Anonymous No.54845949]

Butthurt about your worthless shitcoin never going above $10 ever again?

[Anonymous No.54845956]

Probably just going to keep holding the token of the only project that really matters desu

[Anonymous No.54847166]

>>54843342
Hes most likely doing it for free. Keep in mind, hes posting all this on biz, a very niche forum.

Why doesn't stuff like this get spammed on reddit?

[Anonymous No.54849640]

>>54845051
>how come a 6 year spammed token gets called out?