/smg/ The fed Pivot is here.

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/smg/ The fed Pivot is here. Anonymous Wed May 3 21:52:13 2023 No.54839333 [Reply] [Original]

Pivot to the bear side.

hahahahaha

Is the fed pivot in the room with us???

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:53:10 2023 No.54839345 >>54839333 no it's up from here bozo

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:54:15 2023 No.54839368 File: 467 KB, 1920x1080, AH Earnings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >QCOM >MOS >ALB >O

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:54:21 2023 No.54839370 File: 340 KB, 890x854, 1674498211915830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839333 wait are those trips...........Checked

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:54:54 2023 No.54839375 >>54839333 Tesla crash when

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:55:20 2023 No.54839380 File: 448 KB, 1920x1080, PM Earnings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MRNA >BUD >PTON >PARAA

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:56:21 2023 No.54839390 File: 44 KB, 750x598, Despairing old Japanese man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839368 >QCOM: -6.72% AH

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:56:37 2023 No.54839394 File: 85 KB, 663x485, bobo-sunglasses-reflecting-crash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The future looks bright.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:56:49 2023 No.54839400 File: 190 KB, 684x1026, 1651610576149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839375 What do you mean? They do all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:57:04 2023 No.54839403 File: 1.05 MB, 1314x1288, 161723124945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] total baggie death

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:57:14 2023 No.54839404 File: 3.97 MB, 720x1280, 1682902370543697.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839333 Checked, bears are in control

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:57:29 2023 No.54839407 These bank failure are catastrophic. How much money are they willing to print to keep things going a little longer? It will cost trillions in inflation. Totally fucking insane.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:57:47 2023 No.54839409 File: 185 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230503-175514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chuds, you need to give more money in gibs to help the black community develop bigger brains.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:58:47 2023 No.54839422 File: 300 KB, 1280x933, 1624129232337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839394 The market is healing.

Anonymous Wed May 3 21:59:18 2023 No.54839429
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>>54839407
The printing itself isn't that bad: each big regional bank only ends up costing the FDIC like $20b.

And the massive credit crunch this prompts is quite deflationary.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:00:03 2023 No.54839438 >>54839429 >deflation DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:00:46 2023 No.54839448 >>54839400 literally begging for a wedgie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:01:01 2023 No.54839449 File: 93 KB, 1136x852, Stone cold chrome dome Fed Kashkari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839438 We're going back to $5 frozen lasagna. And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:01:26 2023 No.54839456 now is the time for nrgu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:01:59 2023 No.54839459 Are there any better bank etfs than faz/fas?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:02:37 2023 No.54839466 >>54839449 Based bad guy from The Mummy.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:02:40 2023 No.54839467
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BOBOS this Janet Yellen Bitch is BROKE!. SHE's not going to make it to JUNE..

THIS IS IT. I"M TELLING YOU! THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The music is not getting ready to stop. It has already stopped but people are too stupid and deaf to NOT HEAR IT!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:03:03 2023 No.54839470 Why are stocks down on NO NEWS?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:03:12 2023 No.54839472 File: 1.98 MB, 270x204, 1339228995335.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:04:17 2023 No.54839482 Literally nothing of note was said at the FOMC meeting and now a shit ton of stuff is oversold. Is it A) the world is literally ending for the thousandth time, or B) retail bears are overreacting again

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:04:17 2023 No.54839483

>>54839459
There used to be some regional bank specific LETFs but they got delisted a couple years back I think. So you've got BNKD/BNKU for the TBTFs and KRE for an unlevered impending-bankruptcy basket.

Although maybe
https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-equities/
or
https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-inverse-short-etfs/
have updated since I last checked.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:04:26 2023 No.54839485

All my checking/investing is with schwab, i know they're not next on the chopping block but what if? literally the 2 reasons i switched to them is they're the first bank i heard of that had 0 fees for checking and also was a brokerage/bank all-in-one.
what are my options? i'm thinking about M1 finance but i don't know if they're more stable or not. do i start moving to a local credit union and then shift my brokerage to something like interactive brokers/M1 or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:04:28 2023 No.54839487 >>54839470 three of the biggest banks collapse in a couple months and you think that's no news? one of them in the past week? what news compels you to buy stocks right now besides trying to flip a price?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:05:41 2023 No.54839498 >>54839482 except jpow told pivot tards to take their meds. nearly laughed at the suggestion of cuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:06:24 2023 No.54839506 It's over Bull fuk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:06:34 2023 No.54839508 File: 31 KB, 917x206, TGA balances.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839467 >Distant sound of "Astronomia" intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:07:55 2023 No.54839525 File: 347 KB, 828x1026, 1680556947118824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:07:57 2023 No.54839526 File: 50 KB, 589x626, 1683139742569239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839470 >Fed hints that rate hikes are over >"why are we dumping?" anon, the fun parts always happen on no news

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:08:45 2023 No.54839534
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>>54839485
Then they'll announce something after the close Friday, the FDIC will rejigger things, and you'll wake up on Monday as a JPMorgan customer. Safe in the fortress.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:09:25 2023 No.54839541 >>54839534 chase charges fees >:(

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:09:52 2023 No.54839548 File: 905 KB, 1399x1362, 1677852652306193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:09:52 2023 No.54839547 what is apple doing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:10:20 2023 No.54839557 >>54839547 Selling off in anticipation of an earnings beat and 20% rally tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:10:34 2023 No.54839559 >>54839487 >Biggest banks Lmfao three of the biggest out of what, the top 20? A few dogshit venture capital playgrounds go tits up and now you think the whole US economy is going to implode?

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:10:53 2023 No.54839567

Turning and turning in the banking sphere,
The faltering system could no longer adhere;
Bonds and debts lost in a widening gyre,
Banks collapsing, flames of ruin and fire.

Corruption loosed upon the world,
The stock market drowned, the banner unfurled;
Economies crumble, the center cannot hold,
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the fold.

The wealthy few are bereft of all hope,
Their fortunes vanished, their safety nope;
The poor and middle class suffer and grieve,
Their hard-earned money, no longer to retrieve.

And what rough beast, its hour come at last,
Slouches towards Wall Street to cast,
The final blow, the end of an era,
A system broken, a world in hysteria.

Surely some revelation is at hand,
Surely the collapse is not what we've planned;
The darkness drops again, but in its wake,
A new dawn may rise, a new path to take.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:11:08 2023 No.54839572 File: 3.52 MB, 1500x959, 1629407999300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839526 >rate hikes are over lol no, he wouldn't even confirm a pause and basically said cuts are years away.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:11:19 2023 No.54839575 File: 18 KB, 702x142, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rip to the anons who bought at 8

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:11:39 2023 No.54839578 >>54839559 uh yeah i do, youre kind of stupid if you dont by now

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:12:59 2023 No.54839590

>>54839482
Pivotards wanted and expected the fed to say they intended to cut rates later this year despite them repeatedly saying they had no plans to do so
In a surprise only to delusional bulls, they made similar statements today, saying they did not anticipate cuts this year, and even leaving the door open for additional increases.
More importantly, the regional banking collapse continues unabated.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:14:40 2023 No.54839608 File: 35 KB, 266x352, bobo-listening-to-music-bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839508 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqYOZ9D13Uk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:14:59 2023 No.54839614 File: 192 KB, 1024x836, oil....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >oil futures

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:15:54 2023 No.54839627 >>54839483 Kre was exactly what I was looking for. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:15:54 2023 No.54839626 Oil a little too cheap. If idiot Mumus want to slurp something this is your chance before OPEC tells the market to fuck off.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:16:28 2023 No.54839635 File: 24 KB, 540x511, Panicked, Wide-Eyed Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839614 >66.48 >-1.65 >(-2.42%) Where's the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:16:36 2023 No.54839637 File: 79 KB, 300x300, 1674826970772525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dislike kefir Also, let's see the market drop baby I got loads of money waiting to slurp. Couldn't even drop oil companies today really the cunts.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:16:48 2023 No.54839640 File: 1.19 MB, 968x998, 1683140546590243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My shells puts are gonna print,right bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:17:10 2023 No.54839647 File: 252 KB, 379x381, hebought.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You bought calls right anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:17:20 2023 No.54839648 >>54839640 When the bank death hits just right.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:17:30 2023 No.54839651 >>54839640 No, because puts are worthless when the company goes bankrupt and gets delisted.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:17:40 2023 No.54839653

>>54839590
No one with a third of a brain thinks that the Fed is going to come out at a fucking FOMC meeting and flat out say "we're going to cut". The one thing they did change for sure was that now their outlook is "data dependent", which is a convenient way to open the door to pausing and cutting without sending everything into a frenzy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:18:25 2023 No.54839660 ALL in UONE today.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:18:27 2023 No.54839661 >>54839637 >I dislike kefir You're wrong. >Also, let's see the market drop baby Only the companies I'm betting against.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:18:41 2023 No.54839663 File: 13 KB, 528x413, danga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839567 >Their fortunes vanished, their safety nope; lol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:18:42 2023 No.54839664 >>54839635 If another bank fails within the next 2 days, probably $61.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:20:19 2023 No.54839681 Did anybody here buy oil before close? HAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:20:35 2023 No.54839687 File: 53 KB, 699x692, zoomout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839635 sitting right on 200 wma next fettuccine level around $54

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:21:14 2023 No.54839691 File: 1.39 MB, 608x1080, good evening mumu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's right mumu, take a good look, soak it in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:21:44 2023 No.54839697 >>54839653 ? they were data dependent last time too. Even the ECB is spouting this bullshit since march and they don't have these bank problems.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:22:08 2023 No.54839699

>>54839653
They say its data dependent every meeting you lying idiot… there will be no pause or cut until unemployment his way higher and inflation is not sticky/growing. No matter how you change the definition, change the inputs, or outright lie will not bring about your cuts/pause. Pivot/pause idiots are literal Q level idiots.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:22:27 2023 No.54839707
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OIL coming down means we are going to a recession....

The earnings recession is quickly approaching us.

Next step is to TIME the recovery... How much liquidity will Jerome Powell Cum into the economy.... what if inflation remains high....

I remain confident the fed pivot will not occur until we test the lows of OCTOBER. because that is when THE BANK OF GAYLAND did QE... Which means that is the support line where shit starts to really break.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:25:46 2023 No.54839731 File: 1.29 MB, 1024x1024, 1644214153808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought 4000 shares of PACW at $6.80 Sold 40 calls at 5 for $3.10 each. Bought 40 puts at 5 for $1.50 each. :)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:26:26 2023 No.54839738 >>54839707 >TIME the recovery Bogle sama forgive me...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:27:43 2023 No.54839748 >>54839482 All of retail is bearish. Do with this what you will. There is only one way to go. And it's up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:27:46 2023 No.54839750 File: 1.64 MB, 349x420, heavylifting.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839731 For the love of frog sell on friday.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:28:14 2023 No.54839754 File: 46 KB, 588x427, 1682976324691164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today I bought Also thanks for the ban for posting goyslop girl in a bikini, I chuckled

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:28:33 2023 No.54839758

>>54839482
we just came off a 10 year run of 0% interest rates

what the fuck are you talking about, the market is still 30% overvalued, we literally just recovered the entire dump from 2022 like it was nothing.

Markets are OVERBOUGHT
Half the equities on the market have P/E's of 50 or higher, there used to be a time where having a P/E of 30 was considered HIGH RISK

This fucking market man, you people are insane

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:31:43 2023 No.54839779 File: 132 KB, 1200x846, 1683022876528178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So uh,we're not in a recession,right?

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:31:45 2023 No.54839780

>>54839748
Faggot bulls were gloating all the way until like 315pm. They scam pumped to shake out retail puts and we will gap down bigly by tomorrow so they will have to pay a massive premium if they want to buy any

We are going down fucking hard. Until this place is a fucking ghost town and every shred of hopium is gone

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:31:55 2023 No.54839782 >>54839459 FAZ/FAS BNKD/BNKU DPST

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:32:38 2023 No.54839788 File: 280 KB, 1397x783, backkillers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures fuck I wish I had a big titty gf before everything crashes and burns this summer. Least I would have a giant soft pair to cry into while watching my stocks bleed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:33:07 2023 No.54839795 File: 2.83 MB, 710x480, kikery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839459 short or long there's a ton more

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:33:59 2023 No.54839805 >>54839779 First we get the vibecession, then the earnings recession, then the real recession.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:34:03 2023 No.54839809 >>54839333 Was never a bobo before but I bought puts on banks this time before the rate hikes and I get it now. The rush of massive gains as the line bleeds down knowing other are being ruined and are getting rich. It's euphoric

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:35:34 2023 No.54839826 >>54839333 Checked, keked, and wrecked

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:35:47 2023 No.54839831 Is pussygel still around?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:36:03 2023 No.54839834 >>54839779 We won't be in a recession until a new republican president will be elected, don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:36:18 2023 No.54839840 File: 204 KB, 457x457, 1646795261275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839809 It does feel breddy gud

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:36:46 2023 No.54839845 >>54839809 pure bliss

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:37:10 2023 No.54839847 File: 73 KB, 800x420, dandelion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Depression on the way Have you taken the Dandelion pill yet? Has there ever been a plant that has been FUD'd as hard as this thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:37:12 2023 No.54839848 >>54839779 No, it's a blip and a soft landing is still the most likely outcome, even with more rate rises. People are overplaying the risk to the economy from a few small banks ceasing operations

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:37:37 2023 No.54839852 File: 2.10 MB, 350x262, 1683062874364243.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839779 We recessed last year

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:38:00 2023 No.54839856 >>54839809 Yup, this is what “ridin with Biden” truly means… alll the way down to goblin town.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:38:36 2023 No.54839863

>>54839809
I'm never perma anything but I think I'm just gonna go full Benjamin Graham after this next bottom in the coming months. If its not an ETF, bond or dividend aristocrat it's a fucking scam. Period. I couldn't imagine holding some turd like FRC for 30 years just to watch it -100% and delist in a month oops sorry no refunds. Niggers buying calls on margin on tech stocks that have net losses every quarter. This shit really does need a hard reset

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:38:38 2023 No.54839864 File: 141 KB, 2560x1440, 2023-05-03 15_38_15-Greenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839614 >>54839635 >>54839664 >>54839687 >>54839626 damn it wicked to 63.5 >>54839575 eyeing a knife catch at 3-4 in the morning

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:40:23 2023 No.54839881 >>54839847 I have unironically taken up foraging as a hobby this year. I don't think I've actually saved any money, but I'm up to 6 different wild plants eaten, including dandelion.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:40:29 2023 No.54839883 >>54839847 ate a dandelion in the yard once. a little too bitter for my taste

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:41:31 2023 No.54839893 >>54839831 I've fucked two girls in the last year that had pussygel. It's nice but I just don't think there is much profit in a cheap product that lasts a long time. It's why weed stocks are a bad investment

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:41:42 2023 No.54839895 >>54839883 Try deep frying the flowers I just did today. Better then I expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:42:48 2023 No.54839915 >>54839809 Buying puts is baby bobo energy. Get a margin account.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:43:01 2023 No.54839923 File: 3.04 MB, 4080x3072, 1668734175687949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839881 I have a buch of mint on my balcony, it grows really good and i have almost every day fresh mint tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:48:01 2023 No.54839972 File: 74 KB, 830x485, (Stu).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839915 >yeah bro, just inevitably lose 100X more money than you actually have when the money printers come back online at the clown reserve.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:48:14 2023 No.54839974 >>54839923 >mint Enjoy your low T

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:48:21 2023 No.54839976 File: 286 KB, 768x942, 1142F20F-E02F-45C6-9737-EDC119AEA1B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don’t check the gold chart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:52:17 2023 No.54840000 File: 89 KB, 533x553, 1668263601058364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839974 Jesus, now i can't even drink mint tea anymore? What has the world become? Picrel, it's me thinking about my mint harvest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:52:40 2023 No.54840003 File: 1.57 MB, 854x480, AI Beer Commercial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839380 >BUD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:54:56 2023 No.54840027 >>54840003 It really nailed the stereotypical style in a kind of uncanny valley type of way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:55:20 2023 No.54840035 File: 401 KB, 1693x2048, 1659257984965094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840003 I wish I'd gone harder on that stock than one call credit spread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:58:32 2023 No.54840070 File: 552 KB, 787x1037, Urusei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone drop me your Roth portfolio

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:02:19 2023 No.54840105 >>54839750 What anime is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:02:22 2023 No.54840106 File: 160 KB, 1420x450, Screenshot 2023-05-03 180036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839976 Whoops

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:03:23 2023 No.54840118 File: 1.40 MB, 1407x874, Screenshot 2023-04-21 131343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840105 >Trigun

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:04:41 2023 No.54840131 File: 1.98 MB, 304x387, 1683141445633353.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840003 Tf is this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:05:36 2023 No.54840135 File: 83 KB, 904x864, really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy oil at 68 >it instantly dips to 64

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:08:45 2023 No.54840165 >>54840105 Dragon Maid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:08:53 2023 No.54840166 What bank do I short without skyhigh iv? Pacw is two weeks from collapse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:09:34 2023 No.54840172 >>54840166 it is far, FAR too late to short a bank, dude, trust me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:09:46 2023 No.54840174 >>54840166 A few days, or monday.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:09:49 2023 No.54840176 File: 364 KB, 646x595, Sweating Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Saudis are going to cut...r-right?

Anonymous Wed May 3 23:10:06 2023 No.54840178
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>>54839526
>the rate hikes are over

Show me anywhere Powell said anything close to “the rate hikes are over”

Is he gonna have to come out smoking a green stogie wearing bifocals for you to take him seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:10:41 2023 No.54840182 File: 97 KB, 1000x678, 1644805436537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840176

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:11:56 2023 No.54840194 File: 365 KB, 1536x1898, BA329177-776B-49A7-A15F-E3AAEC0CA54D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cool chart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:12:22 2023 No.54840205 Why did we dump so hard? I thought Cramer said we were about to enter a mega bull run?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:12:27 2023 No.54840207 File: 363 KB, 2454x1104, datoil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839864 I put this trendline on this afternoon, and didnt expect it to bounce off it. guess it did.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:12:53 2023 No.54840216 >>54840003 I love AI so much. When it really goes mainstream boomers are gonna shit their britches.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:12:58 2023 No.54840217 >>54840205 That's the reason we're dumping.

Anonymous Wed May 3 23:13:59 2023 No.54840225

>>54840205
He just did. In a way:
>this four hurdle steeplechase is mighty hard and all we are through is the first one, the Fed. Apple could be real rough given Qualcomm and the run Apple has made, then jobs and non-farm payroll and finally debt ceiling, We are still selling for Cramer's Investing club
-https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1653898418509447168

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:14:48 2023 No.54840237 >>54839626 nrgu?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:17:37 2023 No.54840260 what are the best travel locations for east coast usa?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:17:39 2023 No.54840261 >>54839972 Lol. Enjoy playing the game with 1/4 of the pieces available to everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:20:04 2023 No.54840289 >>54840172 Was thinking Charles Schwab since some anon reported their owners taking a 20 billion haircut already not reported in books

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:20:25 2023 No.54840293 File: 17 KB, 458x345, b2b9668a51678f563e5c3d9f1ea977e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840194

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:20:37 2023 No.54840295 >>54840260 New Jersey

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:21:19 2023 No.54840300 What if the PACW "news" is just shorts manipulating the market?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:21:44 2023 No.54840305 >>54840135 Gush?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:22:03 2023 No.54840308 File: 2.12 MB, 4617x3078, porsche-efuels-plant-chile-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thoughts on P911?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:22:43 2023 No.54840313 >>54840300 Then those people would face the wrath of the SEC and, even worse, Bloomberg.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:22:53 2023 No.54840317 File: 2.84 MB, 720x940, Sonia Malavisi seeing stars Q30 -1p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840305 >futures

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:23:44 2023 No.54840332 >>54839333 >54839333 btfd noobs. buy 406. and if that doesn't work, full port 396. peace

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:24:03 2023 No.54840336 File: 81 KB, 1080x1080, 1645153264248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PORCw494CCA

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:24:52 2023 No.54840348 File: 110 KB, 611x674, 1600474012406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839333 i made that pic related like 5 years ago still happy to see it used

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:24:54 2023 No.54840349 >>54839758 >Half the market just dumb reddit stocks, the average P/E looks fairly good right now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:25:27 2023 No.54840355 >>54840003 Begone Satan!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:26:05 2023 No.54840366 >>54840313 >wrath of the SEC >pay a fine of $100,000,000 >made $10,000,000,000 lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:26:21 2023 No.54840368 >>54840027 Because all it does is mimic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:26:43 2023 No.54840374 >>54840348 Based OC creator Thank you for your service

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:28:14 2023 No.54840384 >>54840374 Seeing shit you made out in the wild is a real treat. Better than money. Almost as good as sex with someone you live for the purposes of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:28:44 2023 No.54840389 >>54840366 Yes but, anon, that's why I mentioned Bloomberg.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:29:06 2023 No.54840392 >>54840305 >Gush gushy wet wet

>>	Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed May 3 23:29:10 2023 No.54840394 File: 39 KB, 380x570, 4E03A7C0-D5F9-47E0-B373-1C8D899F4554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:29:12 2023 No.54840395 >>54840313 >SEC going to need to do an amber alert first.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:30:24 2023 No.54840412 >>54840313 Roll Tide

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:31:38 2023 No.54840424 File: 26 KB, 292x245, lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839526 >>54839487 Tricked! It was only a sarcastic "NO NEWS". Of course I know the Fed hiked rates today.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:32:36 2023 No.54840437 File: 2.82 MB, 1300x754, 1670085148009751.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >puts on futures

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:33:43 2023 No.54840445 >>54840308 g-guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:36:14 2023 No.54840467 >>54840445 I think I just read somewhere their value is such that VW's stake in them is worth more than VW's entire market cap. So that might be the angle to play or look into.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:36:17 2023 No.54840468 File: 2.98 MB, 960x540, 1681539829066694.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUDDY LOOK AT OIL BUDDY LOOK AT GOLD COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:37:03 2023 No.54840475 File: 195 KB, 1444x448, Screenshot 2023-05-03 183602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glass ceiling or piss line tomorrow?

>>	Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ Wed May 3 23:37:31 2023 No.54840482 >>54840468 did he died?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:38:04 2023 No.54840492 File: 158 KB, 1410x436, Screenshot 2023-05-03 183735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840468 ok

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:40:00 2023 No.54840505 >>54840295 This anon knows. North Jersey, near the old factory complexes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:41:19 2023 No.54840516 File: 24 KB, 380x368, It's Time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840468 >GOLD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:41:49 2023 No.54840519 I hope you remembered to lever up on tech and short oil. Oil boomer princesses must be taught the lesson. AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:42:21 2023 No.54840524 >>54840467 yeah well their holding company owns VW

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:44:21 2023 No.54840544 File: 798 KB, 783x862, BC807482-FFF8-4705-B547-0E3A1D23CF55.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840516 Like an idea who’s time has come

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:45:24 2023 No.54840555 I almost bought pbr this week. Wewlad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:46:52 2023 No.54840575 I wonder how many drinks a day yellen is on. PACW has went below $3. Its over for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:50:55 2023 No.54840618 File: 1.97 MB, 320x568, toxic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing will ever mimic 2019

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:52:28 2023 No.54840635 >>54840437 Damn that's a nice runner. Usually the runners aren't the best from the track & field assortment.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:52:51 2023 No.54840638 File: 87 KB, 1080x1460, Screenshot_20230429-141907~3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840475 >>54840492 Reminder I've been posting this since 4/29 and you faggots are just down turning bearish

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:52:58 2023 No.54840640 >>54840618 if you eat the cones they start getting very mad very quickly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:55:26 2023 No.54840664 File: 224 KB, 517x524, 2th3m00n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840638 You aren't bearish unless you buy the bonds newfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:56:30 2023 No.54840675 >>54840261 >Lol. Enjoy losing the game 1.75 times more than what's (((available))) to everyone else. I'll gamble with my own money thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:56:37 2023 No.54840679 File: 228 KB, 512x512, 00036-45109510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been loading puts over the last 2 weeks. AIGMI?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:56:57 2023 No.54840682 File: 250 KB, 1534x1800, Pianoteacherpreggers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Annihilate all jews. I'd personally put my money in VOO if i were you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:02:21 2023 No.54840737 >>54840664 I'm the SQQQ/STIP/jnk/sell everything poster. I even sold my JEPI today on the scam pump and told everyone it was a Jewish scam pump and held 0dte spy puts through the whole fake and gay rally

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:03:03 2023 No.54840743 anyone care to explain why vix has barely even risen?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:04:08 2023 No.54840748 >>54840743 Vix is literally fucking bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:05:02 2023 No.54840758 >>54840743 the vix trade became full of niggers and subsequently was made useless

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:05:23 2023 No.54840760 >>54840682 That's a bold, dangerous, and frankly insane statement. I mean, really, VOO?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:05:32 2023 No.54840763 >>54840638 I should've known...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:06:14 2023 No.54840772 Cheapie Cash Machines! You silly faggots aren't even looking at books anymore, you're just dumping because it says >Ban followed by c, k, or q. Wait. Ban Q.... Wait, did I just break the code? Am I through the looking glass???!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:06:24 2023 No.54840773 >>54840743 You want to look at VIX1D: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/vix1d

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:07:34 2023 No.54840788

>>54840763
We touched the meme line now we go down. Some people don't believe in meme lines but I know they are real. Saturn is probably in retrograde and aligned with Venus or some shit and we can have another bull run into Israel wins the war vs Russia

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:08:24 2023 No.54840798 What are we looking for on banks 10q as a sign that banks can get ran on?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:08:58 2023 No.54840804 File: 605 KB, 492x575, 1640371528725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840743 People are starting to buy physical vix and stashing it. That's why you aren't seeing a lot of movement on the exchanges.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:09:19 2023 No.54840809 File: 170 KB, 1440x517, Screenshot 2023-05-03 183000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840737 Liar you are CLF troon 100%

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:10:26 2023 No.54840825 >>54840798 they're ALL getting run on

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:12:02 2023 No.54840839 >>54840825 I am more or less convinced this will be the case.

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:12:31 2023 No.54840845

>>54840798
They should have a number for uninsured deposits (i.e. Dollars above $250k in individual accounts). However a good advance warning right now seems to just be plunges in stock prices (which kick off a separate doom loop).

Short MCB, HMST, and HONE perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:12:36 2023 No.54840847 >>54840825 But I want to know why truist is holding stronger than say zion

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:12:45 2023 No.54840851 File: 142 KB, 1280x720, 1675893680456367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just pulled 300 USD out of a US Bank ATM. Expect an emergency auction in a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:13:00 2023 No.54840852 >>54840804 Who's this girl anon? She looks like she gets wedgies form /smg/ users

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:13:49 2023 No.54840856 File: 41 KB, 534x401, mo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840847 Who banks with zion under 250k deposit?

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:14:26 2023 No.54840861

>>54840798
>a sign that banks can get ran on
They are operating as a Bank. All banks can be ran on. The whole point of a bank is to lend the depositor's money out while the deposit sits safely in the safes. So says the bank.
If a bank has lent your deposit, and everyone goes to get their deposit at the same time, you might not all get your deposit.

Who the fuck even uses cash? These faggots are acting like banks that have been holding record years over the last 4 quarters didn't buy a single fucking Bond or Treasury or Bill with that to bring nice returns.
Only banks that focused on being Woke, are struggling.
>>54840804
I keep mine in old shoeboxes, but I only have 3. They're not small, and I think they smell kinda funny.

>>54840851
YOU DID IT! You helped me get 12% divie rates. I'm not gonna trade for the next 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:15:20 2023 No.54840869 I'm 90% down on PACW after one of you retards shilled it to me weeks ago, thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:15:54 2023 No.54840871 File: 457 KB, 512x768, 16329-637128502-one_girl,_(cowboy_shot_1.2),_jeweled_bracer,_ascot,_smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840861 The best part? I'm not even a US Bank customer!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:17:36 2023 No.54840897 >>54840847 >>54840856 Isn't Zion in Utah? I wonder if we'll see a counter bank run. Mormons pulling together and depositing more to prop up their own bank.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:17:53 2023 No.54840903 >>54840861 Well if at least 4 of the top 20 banks in the US are "woke", I think we have a problem

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:18:55 2023 No.54840915 File: 660 KB, 811x658, 1651585009423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840851 Why would you do that? Do you want the whole country to collapse?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:18:58 2023 No.54840916 >>54840851 One of the more bullshit possible outcomes here is new regulation that prohibits rapid or large withdrawals. Can't have a bank run if customers need a 30 day cooling off period for moving anything above $1000 :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:20:01 2023 No.54840923 File: 229 KB, 1430x1780, Kekm8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840869 >The absolute mad lad bought it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:20:31 2023 No.54840928 >>54839404 You just know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:20:32 2023 No.54840929 >>54840903 Would you even say, there will be Blood in the Streets!? It's all over the place right now. Powell's board is gonna get their "break." And Powell gets a nice paycheck from speaking fees, he's gonna retire on large regional bank shares alone.

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:22:26 2023 No.54840957
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Anyone else just incinerate capital the past 2 weeks? I was short CMG last week and got fried, and long WTI today and got fried. Thinking about stepping away for a bit to get my head back on straight. Still up on the year but those two trades have taken what was a great year, to under performing the S&P.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:24:48 2023 No.54840984 File: 135 KB, 1704x847, Screenshot 2023-05-03 102329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840957 no refunds

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:25:16 2023 No.54840995 >>54840929 What did this poster mean by this??? What are the economic repercussions of ESL anons posting about the American economy on an American image board???

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:25:26 2023 No.54840997 >>54840869 Enjoy your ride down to $0

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:25:51 2023 No.54840999 >>54840760 >just bougt 2k VOO d-did I do a bad?

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:25:54 2023 No.54841000
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>>54840809
I was going to only sell half of my JEPI but I was so convinced the Judaic exit pump was utter bullshit that I dumped all of it. It was 35% of my portfolio

>Divvy pending
Lmao thnx faggots no refunds

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:26:27 2023 No.54841001 >>54840851 Actual will be invisible. Smart people will be moving money around to get under FDIC limits. By the time you see commoners running to ATMs its already too late. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/silent-bank-run.asp

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:26:55 2023 No.54841005 >>54840929 >Would you even say, there will be Blood in the Streets!? It's all over the place right now. Spy's at 408 bro. Up 7% YTD. What fucking "blood"?

>>	Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 4 00:28:22 2023 No.54841022 >>54840804 >physical vix this is a very dank new meme, mista fat hands

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:29:52 2023 No.54841040 File: 1.96 MB, 500x275, 1663352528414126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840869 buddy... you could always average down

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:30:04 2023 No.54841044 >>54841005 & SPY EPS change?

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:30:40 2023 No.54841052

>>54840997
I will probably just close all my positions on open if I can and walk away with what little I can salvage
>>54841040
They already announced same "strategic bullshit" FRC and SVB just before their collapse, there is 0 chance of them going up now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:31:29 2023 No.54841060 File: 178 KB, 1080x1860, soon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54840984 Already out of date. It's -1.88% as of today.

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:32:19 2023 No.54841068
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>>54840999
We just found out even more banks are collapsing, after the main authorities had given the all clear. That is, play for play, how the early 1930s played out in Germany resulting in the "Market closed, credit crisis" portion of this graph.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:33:21 2023 No.54841083 File: 12 KB, 237x310, oil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mmmmmmmmm nothing more refreshing than the taste of some ice cold uk brent

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:34:52 2023 No.54841100 File: 80 KB, 1024x692, 1663282288815236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF was that wick on oil?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:35:37 2023 No.54841109 >>54839809 its the same with calls you fucking moron, its a zero-sum game.

>>	Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 4 00:36:51 2023 No.54841120 File: 166 KB, 828x486, C504FED2-4BB2-4CAE-B5E0-68E8BE3F83CD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841001 >”Can we please have $2B?” >customers withdraw over $40B the next day Dank.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:38:13 2023 No.54841130 >>54841068 I-I'm sure it'll be fine. I mean Germany got better, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:38:51 2023 No.54841137 File: 279 KB, 550x333, 1681668667503454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841100 Chinese consumer electronic trades opened 6am?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:39:09 2023 No.54841139 >>54841130 yes, you can see on the graph that it got much better after Hitler rose to power.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:39:42 2023 No.54841146 >>54841130 Correct, we just need to make sure the good guys win WWII this time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:39:43 2023 No.54841147 File: 55 KB, 736x736, 56fc759fbad5d746dbadd3bf8989d291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The deeper the yield curve gets. The worse the recession will get.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:39:58 2023 No.54841151 >>54839707 oil down means prices on many things will come down. No recession will happen and people can afford to consume more.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:40:15 2023 No.54841154 File: 1.68 MB, 300x259, 1510342719317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841130

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:40:19 2023 No.54841155 >>54841139 that hike in price is all I need. I'll sell and fuck off for the rest of May. I'll open a savings account..

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:40:19 2023 No.54841156 >>54841100 >>54841137 Chaodong Wengchu Shinping Golden Capital Dragon Hedge Fund and Steelworks got liquidated, had to market dump a bunch of oil.

>>	Harbinger Of The Meltdown Thu May 4 00:40:52 2023 No.54841160 SPY 350 EOW CHECKEM

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:40:57 2023 No.54841162

>>54841130
Name where the US is paying foreign nations.
Name the loss of US males.
Name the colonies we no longer hold.

You poor asian and europoor fags keep thinking the US is something like everyone else.

The closest you might get is... Russia, post Mongolian exile.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:41:52 2023 No.54841170 >>54841120 I think they even put in requests during the day on Friday with the FHLB or FDIC or something. Imagine getting an emergency wire of like $20 billion and running out of that a couple hours later.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:42:27 2023 No.54841176 >>54840916 My dad is with US Bank. He can't deposit checks over 1K without going into a branch. He also only gets 1K per day. Maybe people wouldn't be clamoring for cash if you could deposit efficiently.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:42:52 2023 No.54841181 >>54841147 I thought the correlation was with how long it stays inverted?

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:44:00 2023 No.54841193
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>>54840957
This is an advert to just invest in Index.
Think of all the time you could have back & stress if u just put it in an index & love your Family or pet.
I mean no disrespect, but the majority of retail underperform the index.

Kek. I am simply 50% index & 50% Near Cash/Cash earning 5% a year slowly dripping back in, simple as (bong land)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:44:10 2023 No.54841196 >>54841181 Why not both? >area under the curve

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:45:15 2023 No.54841210

>>54841162
>Name where the US is paying foreign nations.
Israel.
>Name the loss of US males.
There are more Whites in the US than in the past. There are also more spics but that's a good thing. They get to be soldiers and be blood sacrifices for the Big High War God.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:45:15 2023 No.54841209 File: 109 KB, 957x779, 2023-05-03 17_44_28-FACT SHEET_ President Biden to Announce New Actions to Strengthen U.S. Energy Se.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841100 >>54841137 >Biden limit orders got triggered

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:45:35 2023 No.54841211 File: 760 KB, 480x600, 1671848270222019.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:46:32 2023 No.54841220 File: 104 KB, 800x679, Laughing Crying Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841209 >He's still going through with the summer SPR sales that were mandated years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:46:38 2023 No.54841221 >>54841120 when you borrow 40 billion from the community you have to be ready to pay it back.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:46:39 2023 No.54841222 >>54841193 The index isn't going to save you if we have a lost decade like japan, or rampant stagflation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:47:50 2023 No.54841239 >>54841220 and thus WTI oil crabs into next year. Great for trading

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:47:57 2023 No.54841240 File: 9 KB, 391x192, ets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:47:59 2023 No.54841241 >>54841210 >big high war god Post total level

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:49:08 2023 No.54841251 >>54841222 & neither is underperforming the index. Many good plays on this board, but many more fools though. There are other asset classes you know for this type of environment, even inside indexes (not S&Shit 500)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:49:27 2023 No.54841256 >>54841209 you and I both know they set aside zero money for repurchases and have no intention of refilling the SPR

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:50:42 2023 No.54841274 I know it's night in europe but I'll ask anyways: which broker do eurobros use? I've been curious about this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:50:50 2023 No.54841276 >>54841241 >he didn't get banned for botting ngmi desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:51:16 2023 No.54841279 File: 61 KB, 511x511, Orbital Reference Frame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841239 >>54841256 >you now also remember the Secretary of Energy is a Berkeley lawyer who doesn't know how many barrels per day we consume

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:51:19 2023 No.54841280 >>54841256 tell that to the Saudis that announced a surprise cut just as WTI got to 67/bbl last time. MBS front running Biden's "WTI put" was funny...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:53:10 2023 No.54841296 >>54841240 >12.4b market cap fucking H O W

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:53:35 2023 No.54841301 >>54841005 >dude we doctored spy weighting to hide losses At this rate spy will try to stay afloat swing trading like a drowning african refugee.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:54:14 2023 No.54841309 >>54841211 And that, ladies and gents, is how a team of pick-pockets covered rent. >>54841279 I love Hippies who love China. We should move them all there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:54:28 2023 No.54841311 >>54841280 Look, if he does that again, we'll just send another delegation of Jews to nag him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:56:35 2023 No.54841331 File: 2.82 MB, 802x640, 1619625168.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:57:32 2023 No.54841338 File: 234 KB, 1170x1197, IMG_4821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841160 I fucking hope so

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:57:47 2023 No.54841339 File: 1.68 MB, 726x256, Sweating UFC Fan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >small cap futures

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:58:15 2023 No.54841340 >>54841331 Is this some sort of crab mating ritual?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:59:01 2023 No.54841344 >>54840869 Never forget that the stuff shilled in the threads are only short term holds. Get out after your 5% if you're lucky

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:59:24 2023 No.54841349 File: 31 KB, 641x530, 1683161935058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841338 I've always wondered who bought these. can you elaborate why?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:00:22 2023 No.54841368 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, crabdance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841340

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:02:04 2023 No.54841387 >>54841349 I’m a retard with 34$

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:02:49 2023 No.54841392 >>54841349 Why do people play the lotto? Same deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:03:20 2023 No.54841398 >>54841349 It's like playing a scratch off ticket with the entire world on the other side of the grey goop. Only you can semi-reasonably start to give reasons for your bets.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:03:41 2023 No.54841402 >>54841387 checks out I suppose. I wish you luck anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:04:47 2023 No.54841424 what THE FUCK is oils problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:04:48 2023 No.54841426 File: 129 KB, 1405x754, 1632069489593.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839333 I am very much enjoying these bear call spreads

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:06:12 2023 No.54841437 >>54841151 Nigger the government is fucking broke. They don't give a shit if average Joe starves to death they literally don't have any money to keep the lights on and the kikes aren't giving it out at 0% anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:07:20 2023 No.54841446 There is no way this doesn't end with bail-ins.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:07:25 2023 No.54841448 >>54841426 I've moved on from selling puts. At this point in time it's naked call selling only.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:07:44 2023 No.54841451 >>54841160 Nah Apple will stave off a collapse this week, but losing 3 more banks on Friday will wipe out any gains Apple gets us and brings us closer to the crash

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:08:52 2023 No.54841464 File: 57 KB, 681x591, 2023-05-03 14_07_00-NYCB ▼ 9.79 −3.36% Market Auction.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841424 >Not looking at PACW computer NGMI desu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:09:19 2023 No.54841465 Did you know that Moodies is now owned Motive Partners? Did you know that Standard & Poor is now owned by Charlesbank? I bet you did!

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:09:20 2023 No.54841466

>>54841446
and who is going to be the collateral?
Modelled productivity of zoomers and their reproduction rate - they already fucked up the millenial models in 2008. More shitskins, didnt work out either. There is going to be a gerondozid. If you are 50 or older you will wish that the coof or jab had killed you

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:09:49 2023 No.54841472
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>>54841448
IF you are to sell naked calls then do so on future options since SPAN margin can, key word on can, make it more affordable to actually pull off if you're smart about it.
Otherwise selling calls on XSP could work since the lower notational size helps and so does the VIX from time to time in terms of a good risk-reward.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:10:29 2023 No.54841479 >>54841296 shhh i haven't finished accumulating

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:10:55 2023 No.54841485 >>54841465 Whoops, that's wrong. Moodies owned by Apollo. Standard and Poor is owned by Charlesbank. I accept your lashings.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:11:20 2023 No.54841490 File: 93 KB, 1057x1081, 2023-05-03 18_04_55-CME FedWatch Tool - CME Group - Brave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841160 Probabilities of a Pivot in July is increasing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:12:34 2023 No.54841506 >>54841451 >Qualcomm riots had greater disruption than we anticipated our slaves don't want to make the phones anymore >Lowered guidance >Uhhmm AI???

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:13:14 2023 No.54841510 File: 82 KB, 1164x934, 81F01F32-730C-4637-BABF-908819E39A7E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures scam really going green?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:13:28 2023 No.54841516 File: 174 KB, 460x456, Cramer_RepentZoomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841464 >PACW will be fine do NOT pull your money out

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:13:58 2023 No.54841523 >>54841426 game? asking for an investor friend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:14:29 2023 No.54841529 >>54841490 >Month 9 of pivot coming any day now Buy reddit buy buy buy ATH soon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:15:00 2023 No.54841534 >>54841510 Markets forward looking to the QT halt and emergency rate cuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:15:38 2023 No.54841540 >>54841490 bro............

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:15:57 2023 No.54841545 >>54841510 the pain trade will continue

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:16:19 2023 No.54841552 File: 138 KB, 897x875, 1665354555720957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841490

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:16:35 2023 No.54841557 File: 111 KB, 400x225, Coffin dancers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841490 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR8c3ugaSKM

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:16:37 2023 No.54841558 >>54841516 Whatever, you were probably the same faggot saying GME wouldn't squeeze. Nice meme.

>>	Harbinger Of The Meltdown Thu May 4 01:16:40 2023 No.54841559 >>54841349 you sell before expiry for dirty gains

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:17:37 2023 No.54841571 File: 118 KB, 600x785, 1680661398591964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841523 Look up "Nandroids The Visual Novel", issue is it's concept art and not a game as of now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:19:29 2023 No.54841592 What's the point of the Dow?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:20:34 2023 No.54841601 File: 1.06 MB, 1758x880, Screen Shot 2023-05-03 at 6.20.16 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you sell that thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:21:19 2023 No.54841610 >>54841490 The PIVOT to fix this disaster would completely destroy the dollar. They would have to print the dollar into extinction. It is fucking over.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:22:05 2023 No.54841616 >>54841592 Flashpaper and FUD.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:22:32 2023 No.54841621 File: 48 KB, 944x670, 109477325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841571 >not a game Damn,ill never get a robot dating gf game it seems

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:22:37 2023 No.54841622 >>54841472 Selling naked calls on oil stocks is free money. They only go lower.

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:25:15 2023 No.54841646
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>>54841622
While free money is nice, just have a risk management strategy when something breaks anon.

>>54841621
There actually is a few out there, "!Ω Factorial Omega: My Dystopian Robot Girlfriend" is one but it's a coomer game but it does scratch that itch.

That said for anime there are plenty of shows to watch, a good one being Outlaw Star for robowaifu stuff or Casshierns Sins.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:26:58 2023 No.54841664 >>54841610 good for my boomer rocks then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb0TDAIwzwg

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:27:08 2023 No.54841666

The crash/depression in 1929 was over two things; falling stock prices and people doing bank runs. Aftermath gave rise to the FDIC and other things people take for granted now. No computers. Paper transaction logs. They couldn't just ring up the treasury and get 5 million in 100's delivered the next day cause uh well the highway system was piss poor and the other methods (air and rail) weren't much better. Also back then bank robbing was piss easy. Toss on a mask, carry a gun and have a car waiting. All you needed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:27:26 2023 No.54841669 >>54841490 >inflation sticky as shit >magical 25 bepis may hike fixes it all this chart is absolutely retarded. if there is any honesty to the FEDs goal the rates themselves are going to turn into a crab market.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:28:03 2023 No.54841675 File: 34 KB, 594x565, 1683141044210821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54839422

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:29:36 2023 No.54841685 >>54839422 I love japan..

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:30:15 2023 No.54841690
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i just realized there is literally nothing stopping more small banks from failing. all it takes is a few people getting spooked and then if people move their money "just in case" that's all it takes and poof.

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:32:10 2023 No.54841708
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>>54841669
go take it up with the bond market participants. Even SOFR futures been targeting 3.5-4.0% by Dec.

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:32:31 2023 No.54841715 >>54840332 Buy the dip lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:35:07 2023 No.54841729 >>54841622 >Analysts said $200 barrel oil last year >SMG was buying the top >Now they are shorting the bottom Never change retards. Make sure you get your 6th booster shot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:36:53 2023 No.54841749 MUFG is what you wanna buy puts on

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:39:00 2023 No.54841764 File: 2.01 MB, 498x308, it-goes-without-saying-gene-wilder.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54841610 >It is fucking over.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:39:11 2023 No.54841768 GEEGA MEEGA ULTRA PUMP. Yeah I’m shorting this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:40:42 2023 No.54841778 >>54841729 For a moment I considered a serious reply but then I realized you're the BOIL shill. lmao.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:40:50 2023 No.54841779 NEW >>54841774 >>54841774 >>54841774

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:41:17 2023 No.54841782

>>54841690
Not even depositors. If equity holders get spooked, that spooks other equity holders and that wipes out the potential for the bank to raise capital to do anything.

Throw in TBTFs realizing that they can get a sweet JPM-style bargain from the FDIC should a PACW or MCB go into receivership and, well...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:41:45 2023 No.54841787 >>54841510 DXY still going down. We won't get the real dump until it breaks out to the upside.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:43:48 2023 No.54841802 File: 485 KB, 248x186, 1682654269330020.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what crash after banks ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:43:58 2023 No.54841803 >>54841778 >Muh green energy >Muh renewables >Muh fossil fuels are going to zero >Muh carbon tax credits are a small price to pay so that Goldsteinbergs son can go to Harvard

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