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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>54834005

>> No.54836547
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found bloomberganon

>> No.54836548

bepis

>> No.54836549
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54836549

cASSino FOMC yet again

>> No.54836561

>>54836547
Dud on the left is thinking
>wtf is that thing

>> No.54836563
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I don't know man Powell seems hawkish as fuck here to me

>> No.54836565
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54836565

THIS TIME

>> No.54836567
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54836567

EVERY BOY TO THE GIRL!
CRAB UP YOUR LIFE
EVERY GIRL TO THE BOY
CRAB UP YOUR LIFE!!!!!

>> No.54836570

>POWELL: I don't rule [recession] out either

>> No.54836572
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Time is ticking bobo

>> No.54836573
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54836573

BOIL Benchods...Can I look..?

>> No.54836576
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>>54836547
Gotta post Jeanna to counter act this nigga's aura

>> No.54836577

>>54836529
either we get red or green candles, or nothing happens and we crab

>> No.54836580
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line goes up
line goes down

>> No.54836581

IT'S POSSIBLE WE HAVE A MILD RECESSION

>> No.54836583
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we are here for tha monay

>> No.54836587

>this time is different
Lol at Jerome

>> No.54836589
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54836589

>k how about 3%?
>would you be cool with 3% for a while
>no
>3% for a bit?
>no we want 2%
>alright but...
>2%

>> No.54836592

>Thank you, Chair Powell. Rei or Asuka?

>> No.54836594

Who let Kurt Cobain in the room

>> No.54836598

The only guarantee is that DXY ends red.

>> No.54836599
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crabanons... we made it

>> No.54836600
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54836600

We're going through threads too quickly. Please conserve resources for the sake of the environment.

>> No.54836604

>>54836592
Misato

>> No.54836608

JEROME MY MAN, GET IT TOGETHER

>> No.54836615

>>54836592
JPow is a man of culture. Misato.

>> No.54836619
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>> No.54836623

>>54836592
Mari, of course

>> No.54836625

based jpow

>> No.54836629

>WAGES ARE NOT THE PRINCIPLE DRIVER OF INFLATION

>> No.54836633
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54836633

>Wages are down to sustainable levels

HOLY FUCK, JPOW!

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>>54836608
He's doing fine today. They keep trying to extract dovish sounding quotes from him here and he's refusing.

>> No.54836644

>>54836592
>Pen Pen
>*markets plunge 20%*

>> No.54836643

Powell knows prices are driving inflation, not wages. But he can't say it openly, lol

>> No.54836646

>crab
>I'm losing my ass for the 3rd day in a row
Yeah, well you keep deluding yourselves I'm getting out before all of my gains for the last year are erased.

>> No.54836647

>>54836623
no rebuild shit

>> No.54836648
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54836648

why is travel still so busy? i travel for business and all my flights are full of tourists. hotels are jammed too.

>> No.54836649

>>54836547
that is a woman

>> No.54836651
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>>54836615
He has a different persona in the bedroom

>> No.54836654
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54836654

THINK FAST

>> No.54836657

>>54836529
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHOSE A SIDE

>> No.54836658

CORPORATE MARGINS WILL COME DOWN

>> No.54836660

Can we just go back to higher increases I am tired of this shit. Now it feels like we are just fucking dragging it out

>> No.54836664

>>54836641
They do? It seems more like theyve been grilling him on that sentence change. And it feels like he was watching twitter and knew they were going to be called out on it

>> No.54836668

>he baked

>> No.54836672
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>You'll see corporate margins go down

>> No.54836673

>>54836633
>>54836643
>>54836629
HR roasties and hiring managers BTFO. Indescribably based Powell. Pay up FAGGOTS!!

>> No.54836674
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SELL SELL SELL

>> No.54836678

bullish buy

>> No.54836677
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>>54836589
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>> No.54836684

Powell hour incoming

>> No.54836687

Powel just had a Freudian recession slip hahahaah

>> No.54836689

>>54836547
Bloomberg anon will unfortunately be unemployed at the end of the week.

>> No.54836695

>>54836674
based

>> No.54836698

It's fucking over, see you in september.

>> No.54836700

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SELL!
NOW BUY!!
SELL RIGHT NOW

>> No.54836701

>>54836643
He did but also was so coy he kind of didn't
Fucking Powell

>> No.54836702

>>54836660
Id rather he just slap it at 10% and be done with it. This dragging of the feet feels purposeful so we, retail traders, cant win. Random pump here, random dump here, oh this dump is actually going to stick, oh this pump were gonna hang out and crab here now but still well below 2022 start

>> No.54836703
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54836703

I’m financially bored

>> No.54836705

BOILers, what kind of lies do you tell yourself each time you think you've found the bottom?

>> No.54836704

>>54836648
High wages/more expendable income. That’s my guess. That and companies can spend more money on travel because office leasing is headed downhill into hell.

>> No.54836719
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He is right about the real inflation being pretty low since people's wages have increased like fuckin CRAZY. Basic jobs like nurses, electricians, and so on that anyone with half a brain should not need are now paid almost as much if not more than engineers. I mean, good for them but come on. Wages have exploded and people are ridiculously rich. They just can't stop being mindless consooooomers but money... they got money

>> No.54836720
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54836720

JPow! Fucking wrap it up. I'm missing chuuba time.

>> No.54836721

NO CUTS FUCK YOU DIE

>> No.54836723

OUR FORECAST IS WE WON'T CUT RATES

>> No.54836724
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>>54836704
pump my bags darling

>> No.54836726

>>54836705
>BOILers, what kind of lies do you tell yourself >you think you've found the bottom
Answered your own question there.

>> No.54836725

just dump and get it over with lmao

>> No.54836727
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>Can we have the pivot we already priced in?
Yes, all you need is a collapsing banking system

>> No.54836728

>>54836704
seems like my flights are full of tourists rather than business travels, at least more than they typically were pre or during the pandemic.

your guess is probably a good one, just weird for people to be talking about recession when I see this nearly weekly. hotel rates are super expensive, hotels are full, flights are full, etc.

>> No.54836729

Pivot/pause tards BTFO again!

>> No.54836730

>>54836619
many keks

>> No.54836734

>Nasd-ACK is up
wtf

>> No.54836737

When it over? I'm sleepy

>> No.54836740

>*POWELL: IF INFLATION STAYS HIGH, WE WON'T CUT RATES
So they cut rates when inflation goes down

>> No.54836739

she sure is brown

>> No.54836741

>rate cuts?
>jerome: no
Kekd

>> No.54836742
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>>54836703
Mmm, who is this whore?

>> No.54836747

>Courtnay Brown

>> No.54836748
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>> No.54836749

>>54836704
>>54836724
did not mean to reply to you, sorry

>> No.54836751
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54836751

lmfao mumu niggers absolutely BTFO

>> No.54836752

what did he say? i shorted at the right moment and went to put some nutella on my bread.

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54836753

fuck, posted in old thred

NEW REACTION JP

>> No.54836755

UHOH RATE CUTTERS

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>>54836547
This lil nigga's got better hair than this chick >>54836576

>> No.54836765

>>54836753
kek nice

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have you heard about my tool?

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>>54836741

>> No.54836771

CDEEEZ NUTS

>> No.54836772

F for pivoot faggots

>> No.54836773

>>54836529
This bitch must be a bear

>> No.54836775

>>54836752
Literally nothing new. Might hike in June, might not.

>> No.54836776
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54836778

THE MARKET DID NOT LIKE THAT

NOT AT ALL

>> No.54836784

>>54836719
What a dumb fuck assessment

>> No.54836786
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>He just said stupid ass retail
>muh institutional investors
Jpow doesn’t care about BTFO out of your portfolios

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54836787

SPY shat the bed because Powell said no to rate cuts.

>> No.54836788
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>>54836759
literally kill yourself you piece of shit

>> No.54836789

>>54836753
kino

>> No.54836790
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why would this dumb broad ask the same question that other people have asked him repeatedly and we already know his answer. why is she wasting our time?

>> No.54836793

The FED cannot protect the economy from a US debt default

>> No.54836796

>>54836719
I heard about thatm real nasty how some jobs got no wage increases while others got itm. Minimumu wage pumps to $20 from $7.50. Yet someone working at $25 an hour got nothing.

>> No.54836801
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IF SOMEBOY EVER SAYS "DA MARCUT IS PROCING IS RaTE CUTZ" EVER AGAIN IM PULLING THE FUCKIGN TRIGGER

>> No.54836802

Take it down, JPow. Let's get this dump over with to $409 so I can buy some $406/$408 spreads and make my money EOD.

>> No.54836803

KRE hopium fucking crushed.

>> No.54836804

>>54836759
Gay

>> No.54836811

Joe Biden is the worst fucking president of the 21st century. Bar none

>> No.54836813

Recession isn't over until bullshit overvalued stocks like NVDA drop 50%

>> No.54836814
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>>54836728
Maybe JPow is right and the labor market is strong and wages are too high.

Maybe this mother fucker can be Volcker-lite, the Jews aren’t setting him up as a fall guy and inflation *can* be tackled. I know, I know, a nigger can dream though.

>> No.54836815

>>54836778
We trued to warn them, but pivot/pause idiots are luke warm IQ

>> No.54836816

>no rate cuts ever
why?

>> No.54836823

>>54836790
she's just a woman, it's not her fault. She shouldn't have been let out of the kitchen in the first place

>> No.54836824

>FED cant protect
R.I.P Biddens United Soviet States of America

>> No.54836829

>>54836796
it's called redistribution, bro. everyone becomes poorer except the rich and powerful

>> No.54836831

>>54836778
what did he say?

>> No.54836834

Almost surreal to see WOOF getting pumped when I sold at a loss after holding for a fucking year and a half

>> No.54836833

Anyone give me the QRD on the FOMC meeting today? Good or bad?

>> No.54836837

>>54836786
hes not corrupt, hes not some player in some jewish conspiracy, hes not evil, hes not incompetent, hes not retarded - hes literally just autistic

>> No.54836838
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contagion sounds so metal

>> No.54836840

Oh yeah, we are uber fucking fucked Powell is raising until 100% white male unemployment.

>> No.54836845
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I need to rewind, what did Powell just say? AND, does he keep a live chart displayed on his phone in front of him
>>54836742
It’s written on her blouse I think

>> No.54836846

>>54836753
Thank you for this.

>> No.54836850

>retard asks if jp has a crystal ball

>> No.54836852

>>54836529
Is it over yet?

>> No.54836851
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>>54836816
>You’re going to feel pain

>> No.54836862

hey mr. SPY, how low can you go? ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnnsOe0PzC8

>> No.54836863

why are there so many CHUDs in the press room

>> No.54836864
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54836864

Market was really pricing in a possible pause and possible cuts this year apparently.

>> No.54836866

>We are very focused on what's going on with credit availability

>> No.54836871

>>54836834
>Eh sold?
>Let ze dogs out

>> No.54836873

leaf blowers are so fucking annoying.

>> No.54836874

never been interest rates this high with this much debt
buckle up, buttercup

>> No.54836879

Short NVDA?????

>> No.54836881

>>54836838
>so metal
just like
>muh diqq
>Verification not required.

>> No.54836882

>>54836814
I know its AI generated, but those are some very nice fat tits there

>> No.54836890
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>>54836840
Good

>> No.54836891

>Did you fuck up?
Great question, bro.

>> No.54836899

Nigga sounds like G-Man from Half life 2

>> No.54836901

>this jew trying to struggle session jay

>> No.54836902

REITS are about to get fucking muuuurdered this year hahahahaba

Higher.for.longer

No one is paying you losers rent again!

>> No.54836905

>>54836840
as a white male you should be a business owner
based jews cutting out weakness from the white race gene pool

>> No.54836907

>>54836814
>IMG_0786
Ehhh, how many do you got, chief?
And yeah, the labor market clearly is strong. Wages are good. There is good reason why it's the service inflation that is the most sticky out of all the parts

>> No.54836915

>>54836753
based

>> No.54836917
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54836917

Where are the mumuposters?

>> No.54836928

>>54836879
short everything

>> No.54836929
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>>54836917
Shopping

>> No.54836932

>>54836816
>Get the market drunk off of low interest rates again
No

>> No.54836934

>I've had a few [regrets]
Gangsta

>> No.54836938

>>54836813
I hate that stock. Overvalued because muh AI. Likely too expensive to buy puts just like NFLX. Anything way too overvalued i suspect has expensive puts while pretending the price of the stock is accurate. If the price is so accurate why does a put 6 months out and $50 otm cost me $50 per share? That requires a $100 drop by expiration to breakeven. All i see in that is an admittance of being overvalued. Too bad timing these is a pain.

>> No.54836939

>>54836753
mega or imgur me your powell folder

>> No.54836942

>>54836529
JPow just said some philosophical shit

>> No.54836943

This reporter is gay

>> No.54836945

>>54836917
Better question: Where are the pivot and pause idiots?!? Probably eating tide pods right now. Hahahaah

>> No.54836947

>regrets?
>I've had a few
KEK
BASED
HAHAHAHA

>> No.54836950

Why are we talking about stocks?

We post goblinas here

>> No.54836955

CONTROL THE CONTROLLABLE. JPOW STOIC

>> No.54836957
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Not even -1%? Pathetic.

>> No.54836960
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>>54836942
>shit
true

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>>54836753
and another one, a gif this time

>what the shit?

>> No.54836963

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

>> No.54836967

>>54836929
Oh nice their gains mustve been good, what are they shopping f- oohh.

>> No.54836968

Very strong across the board support for 25 bepis

>> No.54836969

woah who is this fox

>> No.54836971

>>54836932
If they want 2% inflation they’ll have to cut at some point

>> No.54836973

STOP
WE'RE ALREADY DEAD

>> No.54836975

>>54836917
Green EOD

Watch me.

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>>54836874
you have to account for the real rate of inflation when considering what the actual debt burden/interest rate is. But yeah your right. The silver lining is due to the time lag it was already over long before this hike or even the previous to that - Powel is just salting the earth now, based guy desu

>> No.54836978

how do i get finance journo gf

>> No.54836980

>down 3
>up 1
>down 2
>up 1
>down 2
>up 1.5
mumus still don't know what a bear market is

>> No.54836985
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54836985

MUH PAUSE
WHAT ABOUT THE PAUSE POWELL??
IS THERE GONNA BE A PAUSE? HUH HUH?

>> No.54836986

LAST QUESTION

>> No.54836987
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54836987

J POWELL THINK BOUT HOW DEM RATE HOOKS ARE AFFECTING DEM BLACK PEEPLE DOUGH

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>>54835986
Jeanna is watching (You)

>> No.54836989

Dude- all these reporters want him to say he will atop over and over lmfao this market is fucked! Why wont they listen?

>> No.54836993

>>54836955
STUDENT OF MARCUS AURELIUS CONFIRMED

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>>54836975

>> No.54837001

I think the market digested today's FOMC.
>SPX
down
>VIX
down
>this thread
down's

>> No.54837004

>>54836988
Kek I hope she saw my milhouse post

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>got the last question
>asks dumbass pointless question
...

>> No.54837006

>>54836988
/ourgirl/

>> No.54837008

>>54836978
Just the fact you spend time here disqualifies you. Do you know how uppity those journo bitches are? They will not be impressed with your lum figurine cum jar.

>> No.54837012

dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
WHAT GOES UP
MUST COME DOWN
SPINNING WHEEL
GOT TO GO ROUND

>> No.54837013

>>54836989
hes literally suggesting that they're looking to stop

>> No.54837014

>>54836988
smg runs the stock market confirmed

>> No.54837017

>Bank regulations incoming
Eat shit, KBE and KRE. Eat. Shit.

>> No.54837018

>>54836902
Yeah I've been bullish on AGNC for a long time now, it's tough not to justify holding a 14% monthly dividend. They're primarily renting to the goverment iirc, which makes them more appealing to me at least

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>Hey Powell if we cook these next numbers from the Jim Biden admin will that make you change your mind?
>No Bitch

>> No.54837025

>>54836975
DEAD EOD

>> No.54837026

>>54837001
>down's
That apostrophe

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>>54836987
finna bouta bix nood

>> No.54837031

>Rates raised 25 bepis
>Market falls 25 bepis
pottery

>> No.54837032

>dovish hike
PIVOTERS BTFO!!

>> No.54837034

HERE WE GO -- HOLD ON TIGHT MY A KEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54837036

>>54836939
good idea, will have to organize them first

>> No.54837043

>>54836945
I hope all pivot fags rope

>> No.54837045

JPOW SAY THE WORD AI

>> No.54837044
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>>54836988
Whoa

>> No.54837047

>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU
TALKIN BOUT YOUR TROUBLES
YOU NEVER LEARN

>> No.54837050

406 is support niggas. give half a point either direction. Dont get happy

>> No.54837055

>red candle keeps growing
noice

>> No.54837056

>Stocks rise after Fed announces 0.25% rate hike
lol

>> No.54837057

>>54836988
I liked it better before...

>> No.54837062

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>market -0.3%
>somehow bears are euphoric

>> No.54837067

ALRIGHT

LETS CLOSE THE FUCKING GAP

>> No.54837068
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So we get rate cuts once we are at 3% inflation? That is what i'm taking from this.

>> No.54837070

>>54837055
>>54837056
now kiss

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>Now you have my permission to sell

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>>54836988
Cat magician, please grant me a Jeanna gf :)

>> No.54837073

>>54836907
I save it to photos and cut out the water mark. It just goes along with my phone’s photo count

>> No.54837081

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54837082

>>54837067
What gap is that?

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>>54836988
imagine if she put it in pigtails and wore denim short overalls to help you paint a fixer upper cottage you guys just bought

>> No.54837084

only a pause in hike certainty. fed has reached their preferred terminal rate, BUT

they admit they don't know what they're going to do from here.

>> No.54837086

>>54837068
No, he said they really want 2%. They're going to force inflation to 2%

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>>54837071
Feelin cozy wit muh bitch

>> No.54837097

>>54837082
4055

>> No.54837099

>>54836988
Lol, that was my comment. It’d be really funny if she was secretly lurking, getting talking points and ego-stroking ITT.

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anticlimactic

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54837110

Y'all people dis iz Chair Big Tyrone speaking.
We boutta get to the next level y'knowwamsayin'
Finna get dem treasure yieldz
We boutta up this place we wuz kingz yuh
PEACE

>> No.54837116

>>54837068
no, 2%

>> No.54837120

>>54837084
small business lending = fucked
auto loans = fucked
travel & leisure = booming
restaurants = busy
housing = soft

>> No.54837127

>>54837068
He literally said the opposite… pivot tards are truly pathetic and low iq

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OK, guys, that's enough. Let's rally back to 411.

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>>54837066
>dear diary, I've infiltrated the goyim ranks and will begin subversion tactics #203 just as the Talmud instincts me to.

>> No.54837138

>>54837068
Are you as retarded who wanted to make JPOW misspeak and say 3% is the target?

>> No.54837141

>>54837086
>No, he said they really want 2%
Then why is he only doing 0.25 bps and why did they start raising so late? That's all just bs to placate the masses. High inflation is obviously very good and they would like to maintain it as long as possible. The only people that suffer during this bout of inflation are poor people and nobody cares about them

>> No.54837142

>we are well over a year into this shit
>powell gets on every fucking month to say "UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE"
>job isn't done
>UH WEN CUTS
market participants are retarded, I want a crash just so we can maybe purge off these fucking idiots and make them lose their shirt, we really needed a capitulation event that we never got

>> No.54837150

>>54837068
he literally said no fuck you we want 2% inflation you fucking mongoloid mudbreather

>> No.54837152

>>54837086
>>54837116
>>54837127
>>54837138
Yes, but they will stop at 3%.
Yes, he said that essentially.
Yes, that is what he meant.
Y-yes?

>> No.54837159

last night i saw an ugly manlet at the bar with a literal 9.5/10
any stocks for this feel?

>> No.54837160

>>54837141
>90% of the nation is poor
>heh surely if we screw them over we will prosper
Retarded take.

>> No.54837164

here comes the dump king

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Not to alarm anyone but the 20% circuit breaker is the only circuit breaker during the final half hour of trading.

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>>54837120
>We did it! We saved the boomer life style!
>can status: kicked

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>markets diving on a fed pivot
this is the start of the next leg down. it's playing out exactly like how many bears have imagined it.

>> No.54837174

>>54837152
He literally said 3% is not their goal.
He said 2% is their goal.
How much clearer does it need it to be

>> No.54837175

>>54837142
Yeah. The capitulation couldve been him going volcker but he didnt do that. Wouldve been nice and a quick stop to the inflation

Inb4 the inflation is sticky but he keeps playing wishy washy for severaly years as the market crabs like the 70s

>> No.54837177

>>54837141
This, inflation is good for the debt problem. He wants to add 1% unemployment, longer inflation and that is that.

>>54837150
>mudbreather
kek

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>you never listen
>you always call me a nigger
>you have no idea how short I am

Sold my JEPI today with the divvy pending. Sitting on cash, puts and bond ETFs. I have a finger on the prostate of the market

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>>54837068
you

>> No.54837186

the only thing that matters is the last 10 minutes

>> No.54837187

>>54837142
>I want a crash
You got your crash last year. Companies have consistently proven they can easily handle this economic situation and a lot if not most are reporting record earnings. So, why should stocks not go up?

>> No.54837188

>>54837164
Celio waste solutions?

>> No.54837190

>>54837159
UAN

>> No.54837194

>>54837172
there was literally no pivot

>> No.54837197

>>54837175
that's what i anticipate. I think inflation is gonna stick like shit at 4%. I've been DCAing in and now I almost wanna DCA out

>>54837187
you're insane if you call that orderly sell off and correction a crash. You are actually clinically insane. Seek help

>> No.54837202

>>54837172
What pivot?

>> No.54837210

>>54837187
shitty b8

>> No.54837214

>>54837160
A nurse in the US makes triple the amount of money as an engineer here. Plus, everything is cheap in the US. Poor my ass. People just can't refrain themselves from the eternal consooom. Wages are way too good, m8

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Perfectly nothingburgers. Go short.

>> No.54837218

>>54837066
>Ah yes, the perfect spot for a photo, everyone looking directly into the sun

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>>54837187
Accounting for the value of the dollar the market crabbed last year

>> No.54837223

>>54837110
Nice, Anon. I was thinking the same thing when I saw that big nigger working the camera.

>> No.54837227

>>54837214
being a mechanical engineer sure is suffering

>> No.54837232

>SCHW down another 3%
What the FUCK am I supposed to do??

>> No.54837233

>>54837187
>Companies have consistently proven they can easily handle this economic situation
Medium sized banks?

>> No.54837236

>>54837187
The “earnings” are coming from layoffs.

Bank failures and less lending is not bullish, friend.

>> No.54837239

>>54837232
have sex

>> No.54837240

>>54837232
sell

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Im scared to believe this dump. last dump we rose again a day later...

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>>54837232
sell it so it can finally go back up

>> No.54837248

>>54837214
hey man we are all the same human beans anyway we should all enjoy the same equal wages!

>> No.54837251

>>54837232
just suffer in silence along with me brother

>> No.54837253
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its fucking over

>> No.54837255

>>54837194
you're not paying attention if you think there's no pivot. no more talk about anticipating policy firming, last hike of the cycle, powell sounding like a pussy. every other time he talks a big game about future hikes and more work being needed.

>> No.54837256

>>54837227
MechE's salary does not scale properly. Tech increased our productivity significantly but fucked our earning potential.

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>>54837057
Jeanna's done it again

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>>54837253
It hasn't even begun

>> No.54837268

>>54837214
>plus everything is cheap in the US
Groceries literally went up over 100% in price in less than 2 years.

>> No.54837271

Why are we dumping on good news?

>> No.54837272

>>54837239
>>54837240
>>54837247
>>54837251
No, I mean they're my broker. Where the FUCK am I supposed to move my portfolio to keep it safe?

>> No.54837274

Jewwwws

Also fuck jannies :^]

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>>54837257

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Let's go back to our regular scheduled debt ceiling FUD for may

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>>54837260
sexy af

>> No.54837279

>>54837248
4chan /biz/ posters are usually subhumans.
I long banks and slurp cheapies.
You panic sell options and fomo coins.
We are not the same.

>> No.54837281

>>54836988
>she will never ride your face
its over no matter what the fed does

>> No.54837284

>>54837272
coinbase

>> No.54837285

Watch, literally tomorrow morning the pivot and pause tards will be at it again… they never learn. I really hope they getting paid to shill sonhard

>> No.54837287

ARITZIA Down 24% KEK.
The only stock my gf wanted to keep after I told her to sell everything. Wtf is wrong with women

>> No.54837290

>>54837260
What a qt, I bet she fucks the coolest dogs

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am closing on a house in texas hill country. locked in that sweet 5.875 rate. landlets seething!

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I WANNA GET OFF OF MR. POWELL'S WILD RIDE
I WANNA GET OFF OF MR. POWELL'S WILD RIDE
I WANNA GET OFF OF MR. POWELL'S WILD RIDE

>> No.54837299

>>54837279
Post FRC bags, nigger.

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Atlassian software engineer-bro. Thanks for the alpha. If you’re lurking here I want you to know that I’m hoping you land on your feet when your employer falls apart.

>> No.54837307

>get fucked on BBBY
>come back and buy SPY puts during powell presser
its the little things like this that make me feel better

>> No.54837308

>>54837271
Please, share with us the good news?

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>>54837292

>> No.54837315

>>54837292
Good job landchad

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>>54837272
try tdameritard

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54837316

>Powel comes out
>Says literally nothing new
>SHIT SHIT SHIT SELL LITERALLY EVERYTHING
Why the fuck is everyone so retarded

>> No.54837319

>>54837279
N

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What is this pattern called?

>> No.54837322

>>54837290
Good morning sir

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>>54837311
das it mane

>> No.54837329

I'm voting for Elizabeth Warren, she's right, Powell needs to be checked

>> No.54837331

>>54837307
why would you buy bbby in the first place kek

>> No.54837330

>>54837260
Lol, topkek

>> No.54837336

>>54837194
>>54837202
>>54837255
fed is clearly pivoting. there won't be another rate hike for a long, long time. problem is now the market will realize that things are already breaking and a recession is just around the corner. a fed pivot will no longer even be positive for risk assets because it implies the underlying fundamentals are deteriorating at a rapid pace. which they are. the fed broke the economy by hiking too quickly, and we are only starting to see the damage in the banking system. soon it will spread. powell will go down in history as the guy who sat around with zero interest rates will the economy roared, massive bubbles formed in every asset class, financial fraud skyrocketed(crypto etc). then he denied the reality of surging inflation until it was too late, at which point he wanted to be volcker.

>> No.54837337

My debit card got compromised again bros

>> No.54837338

>>54836529
So do I just sell my FRCB shares now?
My $100 is now $5 haha.

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>>54836957
give it time

>> No.54837343

>>54837248
>human beans
A fan of the room eh? I don't care about equal wages, it just pisses me off that people are willing to pay such insane prices for such simple jobs. Can't people do anything by themselves nowadays?
>>54837268
That's the same everywhere. Yet, peoples' spending habits are unaffected. Retail data shows that. People still buy expensive houses and apartments. People travel a lot. Restaurants are fully booked and the same goes for hotels.
I have been FUD:ed for a long time by bears but now I am coming to realize that the inflation is just a scam

>> No.54837345

>>54837307
>buying BBBY

anon.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................you dumb.

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>bobo's BTF-
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.54837348

>>54837299
>FRC
>Bank
good joke.
>>54837319
You wish you were as white as me Jamal.

>> No.54837356

>>54837338
you already lost 95%, it can only go down another 5%, i'd double down here

>> No.54837361

>>54837338
take your physical shares to a local JPM, they will give you a loli pop.

>> No.54837366

>>54837343
Yes people are still spending, but they are using credit cards, and they are now defaulting on that credit card debt.

>> No.54837367

>>54837336
[its scared meme.jpg]

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>>54837316
>Why the fuck are bulls so retarded?

FTFY, and to answer your question it’s because you’ve been conditioned by more than a decade of QE to expect everything to go up inexorably.

>> No.54837383

>>54837336
pivotards were a fucking misteak!

>> No.54837385

>>54837367
yes, powell is scared.

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>>54837347
Jpow making a move on the market

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>>54837361
I tried that and all I got was a handful of candy.

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>>54837331
He loves reddit.

>> No.54837393

>>54837366
bro where do i find info on credit card defaults? i'm trying to time mine to look unsuspicious

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>>54837214
there was a time when hick illiterate riverboat pilots from the bayou made 10x what doctors or lawyers made and walked around Memphis and St Louis covered in diamond and the finest European fashion. a few years later they built the railroad and those hicks were back farming mud.
thats capitalism, brother. and the nice thing about capitalism is, your government doesn't need to be capitalist for it to work. it'll work regardless, just maybe a little slower.
you can't stop it any more than you can hold back the tide.

>> No.54837397

Um just like
Shoot all jews and nigs jerome
That will fix the economy
Dont know why he didnt think of this

>> No.54837403

look at the crash, it's beautiful.

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>>54837336
remember when JPOW leaked fed actions to russian prank callers pretending to be zelensky

>> No.54837405 [DELETED] 

>>54837316
bulls were delusional. Shit they imagined is not happening and that is all.

>> No.54837407

>>54837385
>YNGTMI

>> No.54837410

>>54837331
figured they'd get bought out but that stupid slut Sue Gove turned down 62 offers, I hope they give her a tranny cellmate

>> No.54837412

>>54837356
Why would it go up?
Isn't FRC dead?

>> No.54837415

>>54837377
I find it interesting that AI seems to have least trouble generating Asians. Whites, blacks, or other races always look extremely fake and you can spot them from a mile away, but these Asians look pretty damn good.

>> No.54837420
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Anything you fags are getting for earnings?

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>>54837336
>All this cope
Lol, lmao.
When the fed helps the corporate bank overlords fuck your shit up I will laugh.
Just join the great reset and be on the winning side. It's literally that easy.
I will live in the pod.
I will eat the bugs.
I will live a mediocre, below the radar existence.
and I will be happy.

>> No.54837423

elevator down

>> No.54837428

>>54837316
rate hikes = markets go down
They have been going down for most of 2022 and then crabbing.

>> No.54837430

>>54837412
its a high risk play you fuckin pussy
when JPM buys them they have to buy all the shares on the market. What do you think that's going to do to shorts?

>> No.54837431

Oh man bobros this is what we have been waiting for.

>> No.54837434

>>54837420
Rcl

>> No.54837436

new thread when?

>> No.54837439

>>54837415
arr rook same

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>>54837420
aapl 180 calls because clown town

>> No.54837441

I dont appreciate that no goblinas were posted in this thread

im deducting this from your paycheck jannies

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>>54837424
Congrats anon you just received 1 social credit!

>> No.54837448

Anybody think tomorrow will be a huge dip as well or a huge crab?

>> No.54837449

>>54837446
>>54837446
>>54837446

>> No.54837451

>>54837430
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

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>>54837387
Pivoters btfo

>> No.54837456

>>54837448
NVDA will go up

>> No.54837459

>>54837441
>>54837442
kek

>> No.54837460

>>54837430
JPM sets the price

>> No.54837461

>>54837436
never
this is the end of /smg/

>> No.54837467

>>54837441
>>54837442
right here buddy

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>>54837407
i'm currently net short with a large pile of cash. my expected scenario is starting to play out. enjoy the ride, i know i will.

>> No.54837474

>>54837377
ai sure is getting good at depicting breedable asians.
Some day I will impregnate my ai wife's artificial womb... Someday...

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do a little dance
make a little love...

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Pic for >>54836310

>> No.54837500

>>54837430
You are retarded bro.
>when JPM buys them they have to buy all the shares on the market
The FDIC literally walked into FRC, bitch slapped the CEO and told him "look at me, we're the CEO now". Then they let their homies from JPM take over. FRC does not exist anymore.

>> No.54837508

>>54837481
imagine her giving you that face when you are pounding her doggystyle

>> No.54837510 [DELETED] 

>>54836529
hi folks, invest on $upwk before 1PM PT

Good luck

>> No.54837537

>>54837500
shut up faggot play along it'll be funny

>> No.54837584
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>Spy 412 5/3 puts go from 0.60 to 3.30 in 25 minutes
Is this the power of 0dte options?

>> No.54837671

>>54837257
>yfw da bears win da ray pike

>> No.54837713

REITS are like vaxxxies, they are walking dead now.

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>>54837713
Oh cool a higher yield if i buy.

>> No.54837844

>>54837405
this. brains are fried based on QE