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Fed insider predicted this

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>54834005

>> No.54835550
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54835550

RIP bank baggies.

>> No.54835551

The Jews did 9/11.

>> No.54835557

its not over is it

>> No.54835561
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54835561

>fed signals pause but also says they're still reducing balance sheet

seems crabish

>> No.54835567
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54835567

That was a wild ten-minute ride.

>> No.54835570
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54835570

>>54835535
>>54835550
>>54835551
>>54835557
>>54835561
>>54835567
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

>> No.54835571
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54835571

REMINDER

>> No.54835577

>>54835561
Sounds like a recession. But for now we pump

>> No.54835581
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54835581

Puts finna print. I'll buy back in at 3800

>> No.54835585

Here's what's gonna happen next:
>market doesnt price in another 0.25% hike untill june
>lots of discussion leading up to next fomc what will happen
>crab until june
>another suprise 0.25% hike
>market panic, credit crunch
>pause after that

>> No.54835591
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54835591

STOP FAKING ME OUT

>> No.54835592
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54835592

I just want the dollar to break out again but it keeps getting its ass kicked, even with dropping oil prices.

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>>54835567
More coming. Jerome hasn't started speaking yet.

>> No.54835598

>>54835585
They omitted any language for further hikes. This is it, well within our range.

>> No.54835599

i am entitled to cheapies

>> No.54835602

FIRST!

>> No.54835605

>>54835592
>DXY back to exactly where it was pre-statement
Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>> No.54835612
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54835612

Bears in shambles

>> No.54835615

>>54835561
They didn't signal any pause, they have have always been saying "we'll see data etc..." and Powell said that they'll hike until job market stays hot.

>> No.54835616

>>54835592
>>54835605
Dollar is getting hammered, but at least JPY is to get hammered harder.

>> No.54835622
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54835622

>>54835585
The rate hikes will continue to rise exponentially until big lasagna lowers their prices.

>> No.54835625

I'm not going to watch the FOMC meeting, I've watched about a dozen of them and its always the same circus show with the same terminology thrown around

We're going to crab for the next month anyways, and a bunch of useless words are going to be spewed by JP - nobody gives a shit

pigs get slaughtered etc etc

>> No.54835626
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54835626

Powell needs to heem the market or it doesn't count

>> No.54835627

MY CHEST I CANT FEEL MY CHEST

>> No.54835628
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54835628

Hope nobody was expecting any price action today.

>> No.54835636

>>54835598
>They omitted any language for further hikes. This is it
Bet on it then.
This will be an exhausting debate until the next meeting, half will be wrong.

>> No.54835637

>>54835615
If Timiraos says fed is signalling pause, that means the fed is pausing.
How new are you, anon?
>>54835626
No, May will be very painful

>> No.54835639

Mar 16 +25bps to 0.25-0.5%
May 4 +50 to 0.75-1%
Jun 15 +75 to 1.5-1.75%
Jul 27 +75 to 2.25-2.5%
Sept 21 +75 to 3-3.25%
Nov 2 +75 to 3.75-4%
Dec 14 +50 to 4.25-4.5%
Feb 1 +25 to 4.5-4.75%
Mar 22 +25 to 4.75-5%
May 3 +25 to 5-5.25%


kinda crazy to realize we jumped the rate 5% in a year

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54835644

What's this pattern called?

>> No.54835649
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54835649

>>54835622
Kek I do the same thing but with a pack of Uncle Ben's rice
>used to be a dollar, now almost two

>> No.54835652

>>54835644
Batman

>> No.54835655
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54835655

FOMC stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-hWy7EMfzo

What's the best screenshot and cropping tool?

>> No.54835658

How do you fools not see that them omitting another hike is just consolation for biden to keep panic from getting out of hand…

>> No.54835659
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54835659

>>54835639
It's pussy behavior, is what it is. If you have 9% inflation, you hike to 10%. Immediately. No excuses.

Brazil got their problem solved and they're retards.

>> No.54835661

The market even crabs on fomc days now.

>> No.54835662

>>54835639
We should have went straight to 9% in February last year. The boys over at F.E. and D. Should be fired.

>> No.54835668

>>54835655
>What's the best screenshot and cropping tool?
camera phone

>> No.54835669

>>54835625
Fed always says higher for longer and then does higher for longer. Bulls immediately ignore it and scream piiivvvvoooooot

>> No.54835670

>>54835661
Everything has already been priced in. Only the guidance after will affect it

>> No.54835672

>>54835636
>This will be an exhausting debate until the next meeting
Jerome will announce end of hikes

>> No.54835676

>>54835659
>hike to 10% from 0%
>market panics and runs around like a headless chicken
>companies go to shit immediately
Brazil has no companies to speak of

>> No.54835680

>>54835637
Timiraos has been pushing for dovish narrative since forever, irrelevant.

>> No.54835684

Nothing burger? Back to sleep? I'm tired

>> No.54835688
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54835688

ITS TIME

>> No.54835689
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54835689

>>54835662
Baggie who holds the F.E.D. accountable when they fuck up? thanks in advance

>> No.54835691
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54835691

We're all gonna make it bros. It's almost time to load up on SOXL again

>> No.54835697

>>54835680
Timiraos has leaked the fed decision for months on end now, it doesn't matter if he's dovish or hawkish

>> No.54835699

>>54835670
>We may hike if the job market remains robust and inflation remains sticky
>We may pause if neither change
>We may cut if we see persistent progress towards 2% inflation
Whoopdie doo.

>> No.54835702

>>54835684
The burger starts talking in 15 minutes.

>> No.54835711

>>54835676
>muh soft landing
>muh zombie corporations with negative cash flow
Kys

>> No.54835712

Money Plane

>> No.54835713

>>54835598
Inflation is still completely out of control. They are only saying that to buy time. It's silly to think they aren't going to continue to hike.

>> No.54835715

>>54835655
ShareX

>> No.54835716
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54835716

Markets waiting to see what powell says about the banking crisis and what further rates will do. Someone will ask it and that answer is how the market will react.

>> No.54835718
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54835718

>>54835676
[Andrew Mellon voice]: Yes

>> No.54835722

>>54835691
ok now post this next to a USD/inflation chart
>>54835711
it doesn't matter if they're zombie corporations, if banks invest in them and boomers have their retirements tied to the banks
When will you ever learn this

>> No.54835724
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54835724

HIGHEST RATE SINCE 2007
DEPRESSION CONFIRMED!!
HAPPENING!!!!!

>> No.54835725

>>54835659
How many hue companies have gone bust?

>> No.54835731

>>54835689
Im the Quasar, but Congress is supposed to. Right now they're too busy insider trading to care.

>> No.54835733

>>54835691
God the 70’s were awful

>> No.54835742

>>54835636
Feels like it is the next copium. With the fed purposefully putting that there so they can have a stronger effect if they do a rate hike. Was this jeromes plan for often being humiliated by how the market would pump?

>inb4 it fails and it pumps anyways kek

>> No.54835743

>>54835713
The economy is shitting its pantsu and m2 has plummeted. The projected "mild" recession (by the fed itself) is a great way of reducing inflation.

>> No.54835748

>>54835725
How many ones have gone bust here? Slow hiking doesn't get you a soft landing, it gets you years of stagflation.

>> No.54835751

>>54835724
Rate hikes are bullish
Bank runs are bullish
Sp500 company delisting is bullish

Quick buy 200 p/e tech stocks at 52 week high

>> No.54835756
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54835756

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.54835760

>>54835662
Baggot it's time for you to organize a closed door meeting at your local synagogue with all the most powerful rabbi's in attendance to fix this inflation problem. It's clear the fed isn't going to do it.

>> No.54835762

>>54835659
>hiking to 13% in just over a year
what the fuck were they thinking?

>> No.54835764

>>54835743
Recession is bullish. Quick buy Nvidia at 270 p/e you don't want to miss out

>> No.54835767

>>54835751
Money Plane

>> No.54835771

>>54835722
Typical keynesian attitude. I'm done here. Businesses are supposed to be profitable and those profits get returned to the investors. Rewarding failure is why this country is going to shit.

>> No.54835777

>>54835762
hjggh

>> No.54835782

>>54835762
The opposite of what Argentina, Turkey, and Egypt were "thinking".

>> No.54835785

>>54835748
Yes, i only have amer in my watchlist and that's a hilarious chart.

>> No.54835786

>>54835762
That's called ripping the band-aid off. Just fucking tank everything over night so you can begin to heal.

>> No.54835789

i'm on starlink niggers
what was the rate hike

>> No.54835795

>>54835789
75 bps

>> No.54835804

I have zero positions open but my gut is screaming at me that we're going down. I hope I'm wrong.

>> No.54835803

>>54835789
Money Plane

>> No.54835805

>>54835676
We slowly went to 5% how many companies have gone bankrupt becuase of it and since? Exactly.

He couldve just ripped the bandaid and wed all be making money fast. Instead of this near 1.5 year bearish crab

>> No.54835806

fucking retarded bullshit market so fucking dumb fuck this clown world shit this isnt healthy god damnit

>> No.54835810

>>54835789
25 bepis. MAYBE hikes instead of LIKELY Hikes

>> No.54835808

>buying programs
>ACTIVATED

>> No.54835811

PUMP

>> No.54835822

One day I want to see the fed do a 1000 bps hike
Just to see what would happen

>> No.54835823

>>54835786
>>54835782
>>54835777
yeah but they didnt recover 1:1 it looks like a 1.5:1 recovery time.

>> No.54835827
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54835827

OOoOoO Here c0omes the pooomp

>> No.54835830

>>54835733
We complain about crabbing, yet the 70s were something different

>> No.54835834

>>54835808
Money Planevazskp

>> No.54835844

>>54835762
They were thinking

>”shit, if our currency fails then our phony baloney country is fucked”

Unfortunately for the US our inertia carryover after WWII has made us complacent and fearful of pain. Boomers should get heemed so everyone after them can flourish, but politicians and bankers don’t want to give up the ghost and put their biggest supporters in an early grave.

>> No.54835849

when is SCHW gonna get unraped

>> No.54835851

>>54835649
The cost of racism

>> No.54835854

>>54835823
Still better than giving half your paycheck away for a weeks worth of groceries.

>> No.54835858

Jerome makes no mention of a recession last meeting but it appears in the fed notes. What are the odds he says something this time, without the press having to ask him about it?

>> No.54835865

What about black unemployment jerome god damnit

>> No.54835867 [DELETED] 
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>25BEPIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54835869

oh good we're retard pumping again

>> No.54835873

dat white boi jay better not lemme catch him in these streets nahmsaiyan?

>> No.54835875

omg bros, jenna is sitting front and center

>> No.54835878

bobo's have that tingling feel in their balls, they know exactly what's gonna happen, but they'll refuse to acknowledge it until the move already happened.

>> No.54835881
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54835881

THREAD THEME


https://youtu.be/1L8kq7Bq0YI
https://youtu.be/1L8kq7Bq0YI
https://youtu.be/1L8kq7Bq0YI

>> No.54835885

>>54835875
dat white bitch jenna wuz sittin on dis dick front and center last night homez

>> No.54835888

>>54835865
What color briefcase did he bring to the meeting!?!?!? Ahhhhhh it's red ahhhhh sell sell sell

>> No.54835890

Here we go

>> No.54835892
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54835892

>>54835875
IT'S JEANNA

>> No.54835894
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54835894

AHHHHH THE FED PIVOT IS HERE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE FED PIVOT IS NOT HERE!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54835897

Puts on atlassian because of that one poster yesterday?

>> No.54835899

GUYS LIST

WHAT

IF TODAY

WE CRAB

AGAIN

>> No.54835904

JP WHAT ABOUT BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

THE MARKET NEEDS TO KNOW

>> No.54835908
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54835908

Jerome is going to re-enact this scene.

Yes, including the outfit and steel cage dropped on reporters.

>> No.54835910

>>54835570
my ass!
hyah!

>> No.54835911
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>>54835899
buy the dip if you know what I mean

>> No.54835913

>>54835892
she cute

>> No.54835921

>>54835892
jewish, i can feel it

>> No.54835922

>>54835904
TO SOLVE BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT ALL NIGGERS ARE HEREBY RE-ENSLAVED

>> No.54835923
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54835923

The roller coaster is about to begin

>> No.54835927

>>54835908
I always wondered what macho man was thinking here. he clearing had taken more roids than he ever had in his whole life getting that yolked and he was like 50 there

>> No.54835932
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54835932

>>54835881
JEROME'S THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hX6R-RRu30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hX6R-RRu30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hX6R-RRu30

>> No.54835933
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>>54835899
who cares. Just bagged a LABU gain of 20% from yesterday chud

Holding ATOM

>> No.54835935

SOUND AND RESILIENT
>SOUND AND RESILIENT
SOUND AND RESILIENT
>SOUND AND RESILIENT
SOUND AND RESILIENT
>SOUND AND RESILIENT
SOUND AND RESILIENT
>SOUND AND RESILIENT

>> No.54835940

>"Ahem"
>"banks are doign great"
>"The economy is strong"
>"We might stop hiking, because everything is so great"
>"Thank you"

>> No.54835943

POWELL : BANKS ARE NOT FUCKED

>> No.54835944

>>54835923
Jpow is already two minutes late. Probably wiping the baby blood of his lips.

>> No.54835945

https://www.youtube.com/live/T-hWy7EMfzo?feature=share

>> No.54835946

Why is /smg/ suddenly fast again
Where do they come from

>> No.54835947
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54835947

Oatsbros... I am getting unheemed...

>> No.54835951
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54835951

>SOUND AND RESILIENT

>> No.54835954
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54835954

>dmmm dmmm
>smacks podium some more
>banking system is strong and resilient
>it has improved since a month ago

>> No.54835955

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.54835962

What the fuck do we do to Jay when there's tons of unemployment and high inflation?

>> No.54835960

>Banks are resilient
>4th bank went down
what a joke to start

>> No.54835970
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54835970

It's going to be NEUTRAL

his tie is MAROON AND SILVER.

projected WINNER: CRAB

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54835972

>monitor for additional policy firming
its over

>> No.54835974

>>54835927
>I always wondered what macho man was thinking here
his brain on that many roids was like the 80s DARE commercials
imagine being raimi there, trying to the color balance right when macho man turned himself beet red from roid overdose

>> No.54835976
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54835976

VERY TIGHT labor market.

>> No.54835980

>>54835921
Still would

>> No.54835984
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54835984

>>54835962
>the labor market remains very tight
>big job growth employment gains

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54835986

Lol, gets some layers and mousse, bitch.

>> No.54835988
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54835988

>>54835628

>> No.54835989

>>54835946
i call in sick off my job just to shitpost on FOMC days

>> No.54835990

The banking system is sound

>> No.54835997

POWELL : NO REASON FOR ANY UNEMPLOYED LOSER TO NOT HAVE A JOB

>> No.54835999

5 minute chart showing we going down

>> No.54836004

There are people's sons in this thread that enjoy dressing up like anime girls

>> No.54836005

lol
>We are numbers driven
>*the numbers say wages are outpacing inflation and unemployment is super low*
>uhhh we have reason to believe that the labor market is going to go back to normal
>no we won't say why
>yes my son works at the banking sector why is this a question

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>>54835655
Shift-Command 4

>> No.54836013
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54836013

>Based Uncle Jerome fighting inflation and Mumu’s

>> No.54836014

>>54835990
yeah, I wont longer wait. And keep ious in a bank. Not waiting for others to bank run before me

>> No.54836017

>>54835990
oh good the economy is saved

>> No.54836019
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>>54835999
Jerome said "inflation"

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54836021

>"Banking is sound"
>Market dumps

>> No.54836020

>>54835997
ayyy man there's systemic racism keepin me from gettin a job n shieett

>> No.54836028

>Repeated coughing
Bullish or bearish?

>> No.54836031

>>54836004
yes and i spent a significant amount of time and money convincing him to do so

>> No.54836036

>>54835960
Nobody cares about Blue state Commiefornia and Jew York banks failing.

Flyover chad banks still strong. El Nino gonna rock...

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54836038

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that is all

>> No.54836039

>>54836021
>>54835990
And it took just $400 billion in emergency reserve injections

>> No.54836043

WTFWT

>> No.54836044

Oh Mumu, this shit is gonna dump right after the presser. You’re so fucked, buddy.

>> No.54836046

wtf is going on with fvrr

>> No.54836048

*coughs*
>red dildo appears

>> No.54836049
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>>54835986
Oh I'll give her some mousse

>> No.54836052
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Just watching paramedics do CPR on this economy.

>> No.54836058
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>>54835581
No one ever listens

>> No.54836061
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54836061

>We are prepared to do more

>> No.54836062

NDQ drilling to the center of the earth

>> No.54836068
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54836068

>These banks have no brakes
Lmao

>> No.54836069
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>>54836061

>> No.54836072
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54836072

this is not a bullish statement here lads

>> No.54836074
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54836074

WAAAGHAGHAHGHAGHAGAGA

>> No.54836075

Q&A massacre time

>> No.54836078

and just like that all the bad news is ignored, big red dildo go green!

>> No.54836081

Jeanna!

>> No.54836084

now that's a candle

>> No.54836086

WHAT HRE UfkC WAS TAHT

>> No.54836087
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54836087

honestly not a fan of Jeanna's voice...

>> No.54836092

Cutie alert!!!

>> No.54836093

>A decision on a pause was not made today

>> No.54836096
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54836096

>market when JPow says absolutely nothing new

>> No.54836100

There she is!

>> No.54836101
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54836101

>>54836061
GNOOOOO THEY WILL PAUSEEEEEE

>> No.54836102

ugly bitch next to her look like some chingchong shit my homie scoops would fuck

>> No.54836103

Huge green candle, what did he say?

>> No.54836105

sounds like this is the last hike boys

>> No.54836106

>>54836081
Yes?

>> No.54836107

NO DECISION ON PAUSE

>> No.54836108

>>54836036
It always starts small
O have been long enough in fast playing ponzis and saw the signs more than once. This ponzi is done. Not goig to be FTXd, Goxed or Celsiused

Not your keys not your capital

>> No.54836109

>>54836087
she sounds much better with my dick in her mouth

>> No.54836110
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>>54836072
We need a hero

>> No.54836115
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54836115

obligatory

>> No.54836116

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.54836118

>>54836096
Seriously, every fomc is the same

>> No.54836119
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54836119

First things first, where in hell are people finding these jobs? How are so many jobs even created? That's insane. I get companies are in need of experienced people but I thought those were few and far in-between. And then you read all the FUD about people "dropping out" and "not working"... which one is true, then?
And why in hell can't oil stock dump? Oil is on a pathetically low level yet the stocks are crabbing near ATH. I can somewhat get Exxon and Chevron since they deliver good numbers, but many European stocks reported terrible earnings but barely dumped.
Oh well, at least I got finished with my publication today so there is that

>> No.54836122

Smialek needs my green candle in her mouth

>> No.54836124

>>54836062
Isn't NDQ delayed by 15 minutes?

>> No.54836129

>>54836107
B-but NIki Timiraos....

>> No.54836132

>>54836108
who cares. made 20% on LABU and 50% on ATOM. learn to trade and GTFO with your useless ramblings.

>> No.54836133

>>54836068
>>54836069
so smug. when will bobo learn?

>> No.54836136

>MILD RECESSION
MILD RECESSION
>MILD RECESSION
MILD RECESSION
>MILD RECESSION
MILD RECESSION
>MILD RECESSION
MILD RECESSION

>> No.54836139
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54836139

So basically nothing's happening?

>> No.54836144

>>54836122
We all know you got a tiny white candle

>> No.54836145
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54836145

PIVOT

>> No.54836148

the pivot begins

>> No.54836151

>>54836115
>Pumps market in your path

>> No.54836153

>>54836136
Is mild or medium hotter?

>> No.54836154
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54836156

>mild recession
ALGOS PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.54836158

>>54836115
BULLISH

>> No.54836159
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>>54835655

>> No.54836162

>>54836132
yes. On chain

>> No.54836167

going gambling this weekend, wish me luck biz bros

>> No.54836168

Kek jerome was aware people noticed that sentence was changed. You think he was browsing twitter with all those calling it?

>> No.54836171

Debt ceiling?
>NOT MY PROBLEM

>> No.54836172
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54836172

>>54836115
Bros...
How do i get my skin to look smooth like hers?

>> No.54836173

>>54836144
C-checked

Now it's a red candle but JUST AS BIG

>> No.54836177

>>54836124
did you mean NDX

>> No.54836186

>>54836136
Bullish as fuck. Buy buy buy

>> No.54836188

>>54836159
what amalgamation of races is this thing?

>> No.54836190

>>54836168
he does browse twitter. i read that in the trillion dollar triage book

>> No.54836198

>>54836115
>>54836159
Putting the “cute” girls front and center to soften the blow.

>> No.54836199

FED CANNOT PROTECT WHEN THE US GOVERNMENT DOESN'T PAY ITS BILLS

>> No.54836200

>>54836172
daily bukkake treatment

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>>54835892

>> No.54836202

DOWN DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

>> No.54836205

>>54836167
Why wait until the market is closed to start gambling?

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>>54836133
You’re riding algos, Powell’s attitude is flippant towards the bank situation which human beans will not like and will dump this shit either after the speech or tomorrow

>> No.54836211

>>54836119
>which one is true, then
The former of course, the FUD is just the media trying to browbeat people into filling the increased open positions

>> No.54836216
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54836216

I’m not afraid of no mild recession.

>> No.54836215

>>54836201
POV: My Female broker watches me make another order for a hopeless option that will expire worthless, AGAIN

>> No.54836221
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>>54836162
Chain your nutz. If you want something tangible get some gold, otherwise play the game that's provided.

>> No.54836223

>>54836177
Don't think so. NDX I thought was the live one you have to pay for and NDQ is the delayed free index. Maybe I have them backwards.

>> No.54836224

>>54836207
We are 100% closing red lmao

>> No.54836225
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54836225

>mfw

>> No.54836226
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54836226

Spy puts

>> No.54836229
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54836229

Need it or keep it?

>(((Siegel)))

>> No.54836232

>>54836205
slots pay better than this clown market

>> No.54836240

>>54836229
Blatantly jewish

>> No.54836242

>>54836229
she is very cute also. imagine her and the blonde at the same time, talking about interest rates of course

>> No.54836243

>I don't mean to be argumentative
Look at this nigga fighting the Fed.

>> No.54836245
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54836245

THE CRAB IS WINNING AGAIN

I TOLD YOU IT"S THAT DAMN TIE!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54836248

>I don't mean to be argumentative

Oh here we go

>> No.54836249
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>> No.54836250
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54836250

/smg/ are you shorting or longing? Instead of shitposting show me whats your position so i can inverse it

>> No.54836258

When the speech end?

>> No.54836260
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>>54836245
not if you buy the right stocks.

where's that SKYT fag at? Earnings on monday.

>> No.54836261
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NICE PRICE ACTION FAGGOT

>> No.54836262

>>54836250
Please hold

>> No.54836264
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>>54836232
Can confirm
>t. Draftkings slots have paid for 2 months of my rent

>> No.54836266

dump incoming

>> No.54836268

>>54836221
I can play the game while having self custody over the ledger entry, instead of just an ious on someones fractional reserve ledger

>> No.54836269

>>54836250
long but also short calls

>> No.54836277
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54836277

>>54836248
>>54836243
LIESman of CNBC fame

>> No.54836278

>Talks up the importance of regional banks
>KRE plunges
Love this market.

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54836280

well?

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54836283

>>54836250

>> No.54836285

>>54836250
Short BUD
Long UONE
Simple as.

>> No.54836286

>>54836280
hard pass

>> No.54836287

>>54836280
No

>> No.54836290

my gf works at a regional bank and said their growth was lowered dramatically this year and they're doing very little lending.

>> No.54836294
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>>54836268
no you can't faggot. You're just a cog in the universal ledger. Suck molock some more with your ledger.

>> No.54836298

>>54836264
Slots are not an investment, fatty

>> No.54836300

JPOW: FUCK REGIONAL BANKS

>> No.54836301

>>54836264
Link your new jewtube I lost it

>> No.54836304

>>54836280
Is every one of these (((reporters))) Jewish?

>> No.54836308
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>>54836290
She did some lending to me while I was high growth if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.54836310
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54836310

she smiled when he actually stood his ground rather than takong his answer.

she cute

>> No.54836315

>>54836280
i've rawdogged worse

>> No.54836317
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I love her bros

>> No.54836322

>>54836301
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

>>54836304
whaddauthink?

>> No.54836329
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54836329

>Hi, Crab Cancero from the Crustacean Times. Chair Powell, how many 0dte straddles have you sold?

>> No.54836331

This price action is so sketch. Give me a damn opening to get my spreads in JPow. I don't want to go back to the 9-5 grind.

>> No.54836333

big green candle incoming

>> No.54836334

>>54836317
Goddamn you can tell she's addicted to the attention. Many such cases!

>> No.54836335

>>54836294
there is no fractional reserve on a distributed ledger. The closest are narrow banking like protocols which are great for forex and better than any regular bank. Always have liquidity at variable but usualy okay rates

>> No.54836336

>>54836304
is there a reason why they wouldnt be you fuckin antisemite

>> No.54836337

what is this creature?

>> No.54836339

>>54836304
It's the intersection of corporate journalism, finance, and banking. You'd have to go to a bar mitzvah to find a higher concentration of jews.

>> No.54836342
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54836342

Are you ready for the pump when the shorts get closed followed by the dump when the market reacts to what actually happend?

>> No.54836343

>>54836317
oh yea
grab that mic

>> No.54836346

>>54836304
WAKE UP

>> No.54836350

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54836351

>>54836337
La Creatura forma Crab

>> No.54836352

>>54836322
Checked thanks brah

>> No.54836358

>>54836298
Correct slots are not investments, they're an ATM. Also I'm not fat.

>> No.54836360

(((Schneider)))

>> No.54836369

>>54836358
>i'm not fat
words spoken only by a fatass

>> No.54836370

>>54836240
All of them are.

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>>54836250
I got a cute Jap short-stack GF and women are expensive, so I'm sitting out for a bit.

>> No.54836373

>>54836335
Why are you still talking to me. Go fuck off to crypto world. Miners getting taxed by Yellen-Biden so fuck off to BRICS-landia if you want to escape the Eurodollar system.

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>>54836250
I'm short but it's not a firm position at the moment.

>> No.54836376

>>54836188
>>54836188
mystery meat

>> No.54836380

WTFWT

>> No.54836381

>Powell not wanting to commit to a pause
>SPY dumping in a tantrum
LMAO

>> No.54836383

they are going to pause, no question.

>> No.54836385
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54836385

The price action is insane.

>> No.54836386
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54836386

>SLOOS is broadly consistent with what we're seeing from other sources

>> No.54836392

>>54836369
Post your hands next thread if you're so keen to hand out judgement

>> No.54836394
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54836394

apologize

>> No.54836403

When does the next SEP come out? June?

>> No.54836405
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>>54835535
Higher.For.Longer

>> No.54836406

>some of them have tightened their lending standards
this nigga living under a rock?

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54836407

>>54836385
As I read this, it shot up a $1 on $SPY. Fucking hell.

>> No.54836410

>>54836339
JPow isn’t a Jew. Why are anglos still in the highest positions but an army of America’s Jewry sits beneath? Is it for show?

>> No.54836411

Who is this sleuth they're talking about?

>> No.54836414

Ebirah,HorrorOfTheDeepChads...we cant stop winning

>> No.54836416

>>54836358
Slots are rigged. I tried the daily bonus 10 times, never won once.

>> No.54836417
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>>54836358
>I'm not fat
HEY FAT HANDS, stop fucking eating and hit the treadmill

>> No.54836418

>>54836188
Jewish, East Asian, and English

>> No.54836420

>>54836403
Yeah, it's every other meeting I think.

>> No.54836425

>>54836385
Algos have ruined the world man

>> No.54836426

>>54836373
>miners
KEK
good luck with the bank run

>> No.54836428

SPX is a shitcoin

>> No.54836429

>>54836392
bruh i did that like 2 years ago and everyone in the thread agreed that my hands are more muscular than your entire fat ass

>> No.54836430

>>54836420
kewl thanks

>> No.54836433

old thread when?

>> No.54836435

>>54836410
Jpow is useful goy fall guy

>> No.54836437

>>54836416
Just have to play the right slots.

>> No.54836439

Odd how calm this price action is this time

>> No.54836442

>>54836433
now

>> No.54836444

>>54836411
https://www.federalreserve.gov/data/sloos.htm

>> No.54836451

Breaking

>> No.54836456
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>>54836385
Another day another trade.

>>54836394
When you break even maybe I'll apologize

>>54836426
good luck with the ledger whose INTEGRITY IS SET BY MINERS... fucking idiot

>> No.54836460

>We saw inflation come down and then go back up

Great way to convince people.

>> No.54836463

Hahahah jpow just admitted the notes was just language to appease the pivot/pause tards but its just words hahahahhah

>> No.54836470

>3% inflation
Sure Jerome, sure.

>> No.54836473

possibly at that level, huh?

>> No.54836476
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54836476

Fuck this I'mma lie down for a bit.

>> No.54836478

>>54836437
Which ones?

>> No.54836477

>>54836410
>JPow isn't a jew
which is anomalous if you look at previous Fed chairs. He's being set up as the fall guy.

>> No.54836480

POSSIBLY AT 3% INFLATION

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>>54836439
It’s waiting to dump. Higher interest rates obviously hurt the dumb dumb banks that ate the market predictions despite record inflation.

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54836486

>>54836410
Judaized protestants (Calvinists) and Jesuits and Jews are all the same thing, anon.

>> No.54836489

>>54836456
validators.

>> No.54836490
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54836490

>>54836476

>> No.54836491

It's never been more over than it currently is.

>> No.54836492

>>54836478
I obviously can't share my secrets or you'll blow up my spot

>> No.54836497

2% IS THE GOAL. WE WILL NOT STOP AT 3%. WE WILL STAY AT THIS FOR A WHILE

>> No.54836502

holy fuck, nothing but yellow journalism trying to gotcha JPOW into agreeing to a pause.

>> No.54836504

This sounds pretty fucking hawkish to me

>> No.54836505

>>54836490
>Inflation is running high

>> No.54836507
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54836507

This is some hardcore crabbing

>> No.54836512

>>54836505
>labor market is strong

>> No.54836514

ALERT
ALERT
ALERT

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BAKE OR IM PUTTING A GOBLINA/JEWESS IN THE OP

ALERT
ALERT
ALERT

>> No.54836518

>>54836492
I don't believe you

>> No.54836519

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.54836520

>new labor supply coming in
What a nice way to say people are getting fired left and right

>> No.54836524

yikes look at this fag

>> No.54836527

Another year of the crab

>> No.54836528
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54836528

The sign says long haired hippy people need not apply.

>> No.54836530

>>54836489
oh great now we're huffing on that POS copium.

>> No.54836531

>>54836504
It sounds headless
Powell is wishing more than being able to predict

>> No.54836533

>>54836529

>>54836529


>>54836529

>> No.54836538

>>54836514
>implying that's not exactly what I want

>> No.54836537

>>54836502
They building
>exit
>liquidity

>> No.54836539

>>54836528
kek

>> No.54836543

Power...? hour...?

>> No.54836544

HE SAID IT

>> No.54836550

>>54836514
We're on page 2

>> No.54836551

>>54836512
>Inflation is high
>Job openings are high
>And so am I
>I will take no further questions

>> No.54836553

>>54836528
it's really fucking weird when they have long hair and it is all straight like a girl

>> No.54836555

HE SAID THE CURSED WORDS

>> No.54836556

>higher
we are at/near it
>longer
Nothing under 2% is good enough

higer for longer confirmed

>> No.54836559

There’s been so many big announced layoffs though

>> No.54836562

>>54836528
Lol/10

I bet youre grateful dead anon

>> No.54836564

>>54836551
>Tech companies laying people off

Those job postings are for baristas Jimmy!

>> No.54836569
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54836569

I missed my bank puts exit yesterday.

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54836574

>>54836555
>This time is different

But it REALLY is!!!!!!

>> No.54836582

>>54836550
We’re very close to bump limit. It’s time to bake. If we get to page 5 I’m calling it and putting the ugliest jewess, boomer congresswoman I can find in the OP.

>> No.54836602

>>54836582
>>54836529

>> No.54836605
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NEW REACTION JP JUST DROPPED

>> No.54836614

Powel just had a Freudian recession slip

>> No.54836632

>>54836543
Nah I think we dump after Powell stops yapping. I don't think it will be a hard dump but we end red.

>> No.54836650

>>54836614
you caught that too

>> No.54836711

>>54836614
he is literally stuttering. Either he is undersugared or high. Or he knows he his painting a turd in gold

>> No.54836935
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For me it's spx 3800 eoy

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Spy 412 5/3 puts go from 0.60 to 3.30 in 25 minutes
Is this the power of 0dte options?

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>>54836605