/smg/ BURN IT DOWN>

[Anonymous No.54834005]

I was the former Fed Chair. Now I run the Treasury..

I am the joker. I am the truth. i am the end game.

Feel it comin' in the air (Yeah)
Hear the markets screams from everywhere (Yeah)
I'm addicted to the Crash (I'm ready)
It's a dangerous love affair (What's up? Come on)
Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem, tell me now (What's up?)
Only thing that's on my mind (What's up?)
I'm who's gon' run this town tonight (Ah, what's up?)
I'm who's gon' run this town tonight (Yeah, what's up? Yeah)
I'm gon' run this town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeE7CfNs7Js

>>54831935

[Anonymous No.54834034]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54834036]

Shit market.

[Anonymous No.54834039]

How many bepis today?

[Anonymous No.54834042]

>>54834005
FRIST
MOVE TO JAPAN, FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.54834045]

What's the de jure Jerrell Powell react stream

[Anonymous No.54834050]

FRC is OTC now? I thought it went to $0 and that was the end of it?

[Anonymous No.54834059]

What happens to bonds before maturity if the dollar hyper-inflates and US defaults and won't pay on its treasuries? What if they force a payout on a new CBDC?

[Anonymous No.54834060]

Black Betty Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

Prev >>54831935

[Anonymous No.54834063]

>my 2.50 BOIL limit buy might fill

[Anonymous No.54834075]

>>54834050
>JPM taking toxic assets
no FRC will be left as a shell with all the toxic assets to go poof.

[Anonymous No.54834078]

It’s that time of the month again. /biz/ consumer spending report for a white family of 4. As always let me know if you want me to expand any categories

[Anonymous No.54834079]

Market's a game, but it's not fair (Yeah)
I break the rules, so I don't care (Uh-huh)
So I keep doin' my own thang
Walkin' tall against THE FED (What's up?)
Victory's within the mile
Almost there, don't give up now (What's up?)
Only thing that's on my mind (What's up?)
Is who's gon' run stop this rally tonight (Uh, yeah)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (What's up?)
Who's gon' crash this market tomorrow?

We are, yeah, I said it: we are
You can call me GOD in a dark CLOUD
Please follow the leader,
Microphone fiend, this the return of the god
Peace, God, ah ah, it ain't no nobody fresher

It's crazy how you can go from bein' Joe Biden
To everybody on my pussy, no homo
I bought the entire Ukraine; no Volvos
Next time I’m in church: please, pay your tax bill
Police escorts, everybody passports

We gonna launch CBDC.
Death to the Dollar
Rally the markets.
Crash the markets.
I break the rules cuz i don't care.

[Anonymous No.54834083]

>>54834059
You just have to wait two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54834089]

>>54834075
JPM is a fucking gluttonous pig

[Anonymous No.54834091]

>>54834078

[Anonymous No.54834094]

>>54834078
let's see that food category expand. genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.54834098]

MY TLT doing something

[Anonymous No.54834100]

>>54834039
25. The Fed's not loco enough to fight the market.

[Anonymous No.54834102]

>>54834059
If Hyperinflation occurred on the dollar bonds will be the least of your concerns.

[Anonymous No.54834107]

>>54834094
April was a light month. I’ve spent $2000 in the food category some months.

[Anonymous No.54834110]

>>54834098
crabbing. Yeah, that is what this shitcoin etf does
glad I dumped the shit the last time it touched its upper resistance

[Anonymous No.54834111]

[Anonymous No.54834119]

>>54834094

[Anonymous No.54834121]

Reminder that we will be up +2%, then down -2%, then close flat.

[Anonymous No.54834126]

>>54834107
you need COST in your life. especially with kids.

[Anonymous No.54834132]

>>54834111
This needs to be a (((Cohen))) brothers film in which a bunch of bumbling retards hatch a plan to steal the coin, but it ends up falling down a storm drain because they're bumbling retards.

[Anonymous No.54834136]

>>54834111
go back adblog poster

[Anonymous No.54834140]

>>54834094
.

[Anonymous No.54834147]

>>54834107
>>54834119
>>54834078
top 1% goyim

[Anonymous No.54834148]

>>54833782
>Do you keep paying into your 401K ponzi each paycheck like a retard
As opposed to?

[Anonymous No.54834151]

I'm foming into LLY

[Anonymous No.54834156]

We’re gonna crab today aren’t we?

[Anonymous No.54834157]

>>54834126
I shop at sams but sometimes we just don’t need bulk.

[Anonymous No.54834162]

>>54834107
I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life but you could improve your eating habbits

[Anonymous No.54834165]

>>54834119
>gatorland
kek /321/ here

[Anonymous No.54834169]

>>54834083
I lurked pol this whole time when I should have diversified into biz.
>>54834102
Yeah, maybe I should get my house in order before worrying about surplus. In the absence of better options, I will stock forbidden rocks and buy t bills with the rest.

[Anonymous No.54834174]

Joe Brandon chads WWA? SPR trade being executed flawlessly at this point. Biden will likely fully close the trade when oil hits $50.

[Gorlock The Destroyer !!n2LdRWj/55k No.54834177]

My gf wants me to buy a bottle of ketchup after work because she's getting us Mr beast burgers
Last time I ate thta goyslop was when jpow nuked the market back in December
Do with that info what you will
My 1dte 403p is gonna get heemed most probably

[Anonymous No.54834180]

>>54834148
Doing anything else with your capital than paying into a ponzi at the end of its life cycle.

[Anonymous No.54834183]

>>54834165
(772) treasure coast chad

[Anonymous No.54834191]

>>54834177
here have a pity (you) since I've never seen you get one, loser.

[Anonymous No.54834192]

>>54834132
The closing shot of the movie should be the coin getting stuck in one of those money pusher machines

[Anonymous No.54834203]

>>54834191
This tripfag is incredibly Reddit

[Gorlock The Destroyer !!n2LdRWj/55k No.54834205]

>>54834191
You're the cock poster from last thread, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.54834212]

>>54834177

[Anonymous No.54834218]

>>54834192
lmao at some weeb barcade. I call it "Larceny".
>...it's just a regular coin, which it is.

[Anonymous No.54834221]

>>54834203
the solution is two clicks away

[Anonymous No.54834240]

Wait hold up. Meeting today? I thought today was just a speech.
I'm waiting this shit out until next week.

[Anonymous No.54834246]

Bulls think this is bullish.
Bears think this is bearish.


Who's going to be RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.54834248]

>>54834240
Meeting yesterday, press release for the bots and a press conference for the meatbags in the next 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.54834247]

>>54834218
Could even have a scene with Biden putting the coin in a vending machine

[Anonymous No.54834253]

$10K to $216 top kek. Maybe it will go up a few more pennies and I can cash out with an extra $2

[Anonymous No.54834259]

>>54834126
For some reason sams club is listed under shopping.

[Anonymous No.54834261]

>>54834240
Where the fuck have you been
It's about to get real
This is it

[Anonymous No.54834269]

>>54834248
looking at the graphs there wont be any mention of deflation or anything else. Poweel might go for a Hole speech again

[Anonymous No.54834279]

>>54834247
Oh, that's a nice start, but paying for ice cream.
>Uncle Joe accidentally pays wagie with the trilly coin
>Wagie doing the drawer at close
>WTF is this coin my drawer is short
>Bruh that's the trillion dollar coin
>Hilarity ensues
See, who needs chatgpt or the hollywood writers?

[Anonymous No.54834280]

>>54834259
>3% cash back on groceries (does not include wholesale clubs)
makes sense now that you point it out, that it would be classified differently.

[Anonymous No.54834281]

Chuds. Chuds in this thread exist right now. The chuds who doubted Biden’s SPR trade

Show yourselves, chuds.

[Anonymous No.54834285]

I like how stocks keep pumping despite rates going higher

It doesn't make any sense but hey nothing does anymore

[Anonymous No.54834290]

>>54834261
>It’s a hell of a lot easier to be first

[Anonymous No.54834295]

>>54834261
Sleeping in. This market has been hell for a few months.
I came back yesterday for a few puts at the last S&P high point but this is like playing with fire.

[Anonymous No.54834306]

>>54834295
write covered calls at the bottoms of the crab legs

[Anonymous No.54834310]

digits and BAOS pulls an HKD type run

[Anonymous No.54834313]

>>54834132
>>54834192
>>54834218
>>54834247
Kek. Count me in for funding

[Anonymous No.54834330]

>Starbucks

[Anonymous No.54834336]

Junk bonds sell signal was turn on this week.

Who's GONNA RUN THIS TONIGHT????

[Anonymous No.54834349]

>>54834330
>only down 15% from ATH
what's the opposite of slurping

[Anonymous No.54834353]

>>54834253
Anon...

[Anonymous No.54834355]

>>54834330
>>54834349
>People stopped adding a 15% tip to their buy orders

[Anonymous No.54834358]

WING up on earnings. Markets are pleased with Wangstop’s Q1 numbers, but the pace at which they’re opening franchises is slowing

Smiggers, you know what to do. Do the opposite of slurping the dip for shorting. Spit the pop.

For longs you slurp the dip.
For shorts you spit the pop.

[Anonymous No.54834359]

>>54834330
>>54834349
I solded

[Anonymous No.54834366]

>>54834359
Very nice. What made you think it was gonna drop?

[Anonymous No.54834368]

>>54834253
F

[Anonymous No.54834370]

>>54834358
Wing street, an affiliate of Pizza Hut, has much better wings.

[Anonymous No.54834382]

>>54834366
it retested the jan sell off zone on the daily. good supply zone sell off possibility.

[Anonymous No.54834388]

>>54834359
You selled?

[Anonymous No.54834389]

BUDDIES... LOOK AT VIX1D CALCULATOR...

[Anonymous No.54834396]

>>54834355
Starbucks takes the tips?

[Anonymous No.54834399]

>>54834180
That's just like your opinion man

[Anonymous No.54834401]

>divvy pending
Sold half my JEPI. Gonna try to rescoop it before next month at a discount

[Anonymous No.54834403]

vix1d is poppin off

[Anonymous No.54834407]

>>54834078
I spent $230 in april.

[Anonymous No.54834408]

>>54834370
I actually disagree. Maybe because I was ordering Pizza Hut wings from some horse Fuck rural town, but the wing street wings are awful and bone dry when you get them from Pizza Hut


I’m short on WING but they have better wings than Pizza Hut’s wing street stuff

[Anonymous No.54834412]

>>54834253
Set an exit plan

[Anonymous No.54834420]

>>54834396
Of SBUX shares, yeah. Your broker should show that on the buy page.

[Anonymous No.54834427]

>>54834408
What kind did you get. I get the breaded bone in with buffalo medium. They always seem to be on point

[Anonymous No.54834432]

OK, but seriously, why did oil dump on NO NEWS?

[Anonymous No.54834434]

>>54834408
Seems like the entire fastfood sector is a perma-long.
The goyim cannot survive without their goyslop.

[Anonymous No.54834437]

>>54834358
not buying your illiquid puts ranjeesh

[Anonymous No.54834438]

>>54834399
I mean if you think the dollar ponzi has some more steam left and you are willing to lock and vest like a brainlet, go for it

[Anonymous No.54834457]

>>54834432
It's pricing in the recession

[Anonymous No.54834460]

>>54834432
new york just gassed natural gas

[Anonymous No.54834468]

>>54834432
Why did you kill yourself on NO NEWS?

[Anonymous No.54834472]

>>54834432
>>54834457
Same reason gold has been ripping

[Anonymous No.54834474]

>>54834438
Why would the dollar end?
When billionaires and trillionaires are invested into it. Why would they ever let it die? They have the most to lose from it collapsing. They'll keep it going forever because it's in their best interests to do so

[Anonymous No.54834484]

>>54834432
There's news, you just haven't heard it yet.

[Anonymous No.54834491]

Why in hell is oil down 4% and stocks are either crabbing or outright goddamn blue? What in the world is happening? I know that oil has been one big clown this past year but come on. You can't slurp this crap when it's crabbing near ATH despite oil falling to 70...

[Anonymous No.54834502]

uh oh
buy *** stocks asap

[Anonymous No.54834509]

>>54834491
Old money slow dropping their bags on firms running high frequency trading bots. I've got a bad feeling about this...

[Anonymous No.54834522]

NOTHINGBURGER

[Anonymous No.54834520]

>>54834491
Remember Jackson's hole? It's gonna be like that but more red

[Anonymous No.54834524]

>>54834005
Man this is gonna be the short squeeze to end all short squeezes.

I’m thinking S&P up 5% by Friday at least. Maybe more.

[Anonymous No.54834545]

HMST down 12% fwiw

[Anonymous No.54834546]

>>54834524
Sp already short squeezed like 6% in two days on bank failures being bullish last week and you bulls already forgot

[Anonymous No.54834548]

One hour until the revelation.

[Anonymous No.54834564]

>>54834524
That is assuming if there are enough shorts to cover in the 4300 region
>checks pc
Nope, doesnt look like it

[Anonymous No.54834566]

>>54834548
god damn im not ready for that

just tell me we wont rallye up

[Anonymous No.54834568]

>>54834548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0JlpKc5G1k

[Anonymous No.54834578]

>VIX red again
they can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.54834579]

metatards?

[Anonymous No.54834582]

>>54834107
What app is that?

[Anonymous No.54834600]

>>54834524
I'mma squeeze my dick if that happens.

[Anonymous No.54834601]

we are getting a pause, just signaled on bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.54834609]

the pump is over

[Anonymous No.54834611]

M E T A TA R D S?????

[Anonymous No.54834616]

[Anonymous No.54834621]

MULN just rugged

[Anonymous No.54834623]

>>54834582
USAA

[Anonymous No.54834634]

>>54834578
>International bankers found this one neat trick they don’t want you to know about

[Anonymous No.54834641]

>>54834623
Very aesthetic app.

[Anonymous No.54834651]

[Anonymous No.54834656]

i see everyone in this general was long meta and just roped

[Anonymous No.54834667]

>>54834656
>long meta
at 120. Since then selling calls

[Anonymous No.54834678]

>>54834656
I mean it's way higher than it was a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.54834680]

>>54834601
those homos

[Anonymous No.54834694]

>>54834601
Yeah right

[Anonymous No.54834696]

>>54834601
Confirmed hike. Thanks

[Anonymous No.54834700]

>>54834601
Lmao, those are the same idots saying the FED put banks in this position and not the banks them selves…. Reminds me of that old russian proverb.

[Anonymous No.54834706]

SMCI holy shit chill out

[Anonymous No.54834708]

yall got any
contracts
under like
$5

[Anonymous No.54834717]

>>54834601
so it really is gonna be 50 bepis isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54834721]

INITIATE MARKET ZEROING FOR SCHIZO HOUR

[Anonymous No.54834741]

>>54834520
I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson, ooh, I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Anonymous No.54834747]

>>54834708
XLF

[Anonymous No.54834753]

>>54834747
perfect

[Anonymous No.54834762]

>pause
No way JPow is such a pussy

[Anonymous No.54834767]

>>54834005
My bonds are still printing. Buy. We're going all the way up from here frens

[Anonymous No.54834778]

>>54834111
>we changed the shape of a rock
>the global financial system is now saved

[Anonymous No.54834780]

500 bepis incoming

[Anonymous No.54834784]

>>54834601
We’re 100% getting a rate hike today. I would be surprised if Powell signaled a pause with him getting angry every time the market front runs him. I’m sure he’ll imply he’ll maybe do another hike next month if he needs to. Core CPI and PCE are still too high

[Anonymous No.54834786]

>>54834767
>Bonds printing
They are like an Indian, cost too much and it might produce manure, but what are you going to do with the shit

[Anonymous No.54834801]

Why is AMD dumping? Not enough AI memes? I thought their results were bretty good

[Anonymous No.54834810]

>>54834778
I don’t get it either. They could take an arbitrary object and say ”this is worth one trillion”

[Anonymous No.54834821]

HOW MANY BONGS UNTIL DUMP????

[Anonymous No.54834823]

>>54834801
after today nobody will be buying new computers for a year.

[Anonymous No.54834832]

>>54834784
I bought TMF puts today to directly take money from pivooooters

[Anonymous No.54834837]

>>54834823
W-w-w-w-what is happening today, my good sir?

[Anonymous No.54834850]

Jerome please pump my TQQQ call bags
I need to help my village

t. actually grew up in a village
(in Pennsylvania)

[Anonymous No.54834858]

>>54834837
>>54834821
0 bongs and 39 bings remaining

[Anonymous No.54834861]

50bps. do the needful ser

[Anonymous No.54834866]

>>54834837
75 bepis hike, along with a call for even higher future rate hikes...

[Anonymous No.54834874]

>>54834111
>>54834192
>>54834218
>>54834247
This was a dream I had 20 years ago that they did this and made the coin the exact size of a quarter and then it got lost in an armored truckload of quarters when it took a corner too fast and all the coins spilled out onto the ground.

[Anonymous No.54834879]

when will they talk about the meeting results? on their website it only says meeting 2nd -3rd

[Anonymous No.54834882]

>>54834801

[Anonymous No.54834888]

>>54834879
The press release/report goes out at 2 PM ET, at 2:30 Jerome does the press conference

[Anonymous No.54834891]

>>54834786
It's a yield curve play. Once the recession starts and the yield curve inverts back to normal I should make most of the bond's yield in a few months. I don't need to hold until maturity. My goal is to make good returns once the recession starts and when the yield curve is starting to look more normal I sell and buy stocks.
It's better than outright shorting because I don't need to be extremely accurate with my timing. Instead I get paid to wait. Today's hike is more than priced in too. The time to buy was March when I did (start to) buy. I wish I had gone all in back then but as I said if timing the market was possible I would just buy 3x inverted etfs

[Anonymous No.54834906]

Just finished Margin Call. Bretty good movie.

[Anonymous No.54834909]

It’s over for UNG isn’t it?
TFW $6.75 DCA
I’m so bad at the stock market

[Anonymous No.54834911]

>>54834879
>>54834888
Their Youtube channel is actually a good place to watch: https://www.youtube.com/@federalreserve

They even start before 2:30 with some chill warm-up music.

[Anonymous No.54834913]

>>54834888
>The press release/report goes out at 2 PM ET, at 2:30 Jerome does the press conference
>the real party doesn't start until 2:30
checked

[Anonymous No.54834920]

>>54834111
>>54834279
>>54834874
They’d never make said coin because it shatters the underlying illusion of confidence

[Anonymous No.54834929]

Cnbc is shilling sooo hard for banks right now. Lmao we are so fucked

[Anonymous No.54834936]

>>54834891
Unironically based. Someone who can actually use bonds effectively. T bills too are an easy place to wait to buy stocks but yeah I agree. Once the fed says for sure they're done the market will fomo into longer dated bonds now that they know they won't get heemed.

[Anonymous No.54834942]

>>54834909
>Saudi Aramco is in talks with Sinopec and TotalEnergies SE on a $10 billion deal to invest in the Jafurah development in Saudi Arabia, people familiar with the matter said. The kingdom wants to exploit one of the world’s largest untapped gas fields.
- https://archive (dot) ph/mOQDf

[Anonymous No.54834960]

>>54834888
thank you sir. nice digits sir. I will be practicing maximum patience strategy sir. I am be holding only an illiquid volatile OTC ticker at this moment sir

[Anonymous No.54834962]

Guys please tell me we wont have another fed melt up

[Anonymous No.54834971]

>>54834911
>They even start before 2:30 with some chill warm-up music.
Fedwave

[Anonymous No.54834973]

>>54834891
I get it, and before 2019 I would have agreed with you, but a tbond backed by a decling population with decling productivity and a bunch of boomers looking for a free lunch, to toxic for my taste, when there are stable coin liquidity pools printing between 10% and 30% young ponzi yield

[Anonymous No.54834974]

>>54834962
>Guys please tell me we wont have another fed melt up
You won't need to be told; just let it wash over you

[Anonymous No.54834975]

>>54834911
>https://www.youtube.com/@federalreserve
based and total financial bondage pilled

[Anonymous No.54834977]

>>54834962
its BEEN over bobro... SUBMIT

[Anonymous No.54834979]

>>54834913
2 PM is pregaming

[Anonymous No.54834986]

I'm fuckin nervous bros.

[Anonymous No.54834991]

>25 bps
>data dependent
>banks are secured, we have many tools
not even gonna watch it

[Anonymous No.54835013]

>Core PCE ticks up in you're path

Yeah, those super restrictive 4 handle rates will kick in any day now. Annnnny day now.

[Anonymous No.54835027]

META CHADS, WHATS HAPPRNING???

[Anonymous No.54835028]

Homestreet down 12% still, marketcap 112M.
What was FRC’s mkt cap in the final days?

[Anonymous No.54835029]

Wtf I love AOC now

[Anonymous No.54835040]

>>54834778
It's part of Saturnian Alchemy.
>>54834810
The material has to hold significance in the minds of the undermensch.

[Anonymous No.54835044]

>>54835027
Only the government can creep on little kids: https://thehill.com/policy/technology/3985919-meta-faces-new-restrictions-over-ftc-allegations-facebook-violated-kids-privacy-rules/

[Anonymous No.54835048]

>>54834977
>>54834962
It was a good run lads. see you on the other side.

[Anonymous No.54835057]

>>54834524
>Man this is gonna be the short squeeze to end all short squeezes.
>I’m thinking S&P up 5% by Friday at least. Maybe more.
everyone is expecting a recession. buy calls on SPY

[Anonymous No.54835058]

>>54835029
Based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.54835060]

>>54835029
There's no way that gets any traction, purely a PR move to make her look like a man of the people.

[Anonymous No.54835079]

Why aren't oil companies selling off more? I thought I would have a delicious dipperino to slurp

[Anonymous No.54835091]

>>54835079
Everyone knows this dump is fake

[Anonymous No.54835094]

Awfully quiet

[Anonymous No.54835095]

>>54835048
>>54834977
No bobros it cant be happening,
Not again
Not again after all the shit happened with the economy
Is this really it? We are all going to die today?...

[Anonymous No.54835096]

>>54834882
Well there goes like 5% of my net worth.

[Anonymous No.54835098]

So what you think /smg/, Biden going to prevent a recession?

[Anonymous No.54835102]

>>54835091
bear trap, or opinion leaked?

[Anonymous No.54835108]

>>54835029
bipartisan, actually

[Anonymous No.54835111]

>>54835048
Questions from the press:
>Would the Fed tolerate inflation above 2% for an extended period of time?
>No, absolutely not.
Later...
>[a decade of booming stock prices and 4-5% inflation]

[Anonymous No.54835117]

>>54835098
>How a giant asteroid impact could cause a recession - a bad one
Garbage filler article.

[Anonymous No.54835134]

I don't care how much I lose, it's fun to sit here and trade with my bros. Win or lose we all have fun laughing and crying with each other and that's all that matters. And I'm not just saying that because my daddy is rich so I'm set for life regardless.

[Anonymous No.54835150]

>>54835029
> and their immediate family members
just adds a bit of complexity.
let them trade, but make every purchase instantly known.

[Anonymous No.54835161]

Wtf 0 bps

[Anonymous No.54835163]

>>54835111
>implying western civilization would have a decade left under weimarian monetary policy + massive inflation of basic amenities

[Anonymous No.54835168]

>>54834107
>>54834119
>>54834140

Wild. Eating out seems economically insane right. I am a family of 1 and so far I've averaged ~$100 per month on food for 2023.

[Anonymous No.54835177]

jerome hiking negative 500 bepis
it's over

[Anonymous No.54835181]

WEATbros, is the bottom in? Is our suffering finally over?

[Anonymous No.54835189]

STUPID FUCKING MARKET DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.54835198]

Jerome finna say the N word again wont he

[Anonymous No.54835201]

>>54835060
No doubt Nancy would sign off on it. Pull the ladder up upon retirement so no one else can outperform BTC ever again.

[Anonymous No.54835209]

A RATE PAUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY INCELSHED

[Anonymous No.54835212]

>>54834005
A bps just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.54835219]

>>54835168
You could have stocked up for 3 years when the shizos told you during the failed coof money velocity recution operation. Haven't paid for food since 2021

[Anonymous No.54835222]

Lets go

[Anonymous No.54835241]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54835260]

HERE WE GO WIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRS

[Anonymous No.54835265]

401p, 420c strangle lets see how the fomc goes.

[Anonymous No.54835275]

>>54835029
Posturing itll fail. Or itll succeed but then stocks nosedive and stay flat for years. Those are my expectations

[Anonymous No.54835277]

>>54835181

[Anonymous No.54835278]

6 minutes until whatever options you're holding turn worthless

[Anonymous No.54835279]

>>54835029
WHY? It has no chance of passing and is ridiculous anyway. Congress are the only people in the country exempt from insider trading laws. All you need to do is make existing laws apply to them.
I saw shit like this happen in a town in Arizona. The people were mad that all the people passing through were blowing red lights, so they wanted traffic cameras installed. Then the city council and the people who installed them set them to go the millisecond the light turned red, but they also shortened the yellow light time to three seconds, so everybody was getting caught and fined and the fines were ridiculous. The people complained and so the city council said 'keep the cameras or get rid of them' and everybody was mad because they were out the cost of the installation and infrastructure, when what they should have voted on was changing the amber light timer back to the seven seconds it was before the installation.
This is "Our Democracy", run by the retarded people.

[Anonymous No.54835290]

My body is ready

[Anonymous No.54835291]

lets fucking goooooooooooo please nuke this piece of shit clown market please nuke it please DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.54835296]

EVERYONE LISTEN UP

WE ARE MINTING A 10 TRILLION DOLLAR COIN

THE US WILL REMAIN AS THE DE-FACTO WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY

YOU ARE WELCOME

PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR CUBICLES AT ONCE.

[Anonymous No.54835298]

>>54835150
They already don't trade their own stocks. They'll just have their brokers set up ETF/mutual fund and feed tips to their broker/ETF managers.

[Anonymous No.54835302]

OMG the fed pivot is here...

what if my position is wrong...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.54835305]

>BOIL climbing
3 dollars EOD you should have bought at 2.75 it's straight to 4 dollars from Gere

[Anonymous No.54835308]

>>54834156
>today

[Anonymous No.54835309]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.54835315]

WAS A PLEASURE GETTING HEEMED WITH YOU BOBROS

[Anonymous No.54835318]

>>54835296
second beast confirmed.

[Anonymous No.54835319]

It was nice knowing you all anonymously on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.54835322]

anyone got a vid link? thanks anons

[Anonymous No.54835325]

I think everyone including their grannys are pricing in a fed pause / pivot..

[Anonymous No.54835326]

>>54835278
I want to take a shit, but know I wont finish in 6 minutes
Bet the faggot is being late and gay again

[Anonymous No.54835329]

It's going to be 5-5.25% followed by a pause.
The real question is, how many banks will collapse and how fast will the fed pivot? They're currently locked in the higher for longer narrative and they're trying to maintain credibility

[Anonymous No.54835334]

3 minutes till the melt up starts and bobo is irreversibly destroyed forever

[Anonymous No.54835338]

upper and lower spreads Mr Powell. give her a good smack but be a gentleman please.

[Anonymous No.54835339]

>>54835322
https://livenewsof.com/watch-cnbc-live-stream/

[Anonymous No.54835341]

>>54835302
I'm in all cash because this is my week so far.

[Anonymous No.54835343]

Please crater this fucking market Powell.
My fat yearly bonus comes tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54835346]

Fed insider here. This is the last hike. Rates will remain at this level until 2024.
Do what you will with that information.

[Anonymous No.54835347]

Guys.. what is the Fed?

[Anonymous No.54835351]

2 mins until rate decision

[Anonymous No.54835355]

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.54835359]

>>54835347
that's like asking why the sky is blue
we just don't know

[Anonymous No.54835361]

>>54835329
There will be no pause my foolish idiot

[Anonymous No.54835362]

hold me bros

[Anonymous No.54835363]

>>54835346
I'm buying the fucking dip.

[Anonymous No.54835368]

[Anonymous No.54835371]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.54835370]

>>54835361
just you watch, newfriend

[Anonymous No.54835369]

IT'S GO TIME

[Anonymous No.54835378]

50 BEPIS POINT DROP!!!!!!!!!
50 BEPIS POINT DROP!!!!!!!!!!
50 BEPIS POINT DROP!!!!!!!!!
50 BEPIS POINT DROP!!!!!!!!!!
50 BEPIS POINT DROP!!!!!!!!!
50 BEPIS POINT DROP!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54835379]

>>54835329
>pause
Kek the pivotards have found a new copium.

[Anonymous No.54835386]

50 BENIS POINTS

[Anonymous No.54835387]

bearbros we're going extinct

[Anonymous No.54835390]

WE PAUSIN

[Anonymous No.54835389]

KRE RELIEF RALLY

[Anonymous No.54835388]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.54835391]

>pump to start with
>we're probably going to dump next because FOMOC always reverses itself after

[Anonymous No.54835394]

Schizo candles never gets old desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.54835397]

as expected
honestly thought they would start upping by 125 at this point

[Anonymous No.54835398]

>>54834810
now you understand the FIAT part of FIAT money.

[Anonymous No.54835401]

>32500 benis boints

were all dead

[Anonymous No.54835402]

It's always what we expect idk why you faggots keep thinking there's gonna be a pivot

[Anonymous No.54835404]

>no pdf statement dropped yet
Fuck you bird noise man I nedd to drop a bomb

[Anonymous No.54835405]

>>54835379
Here you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.54835408]

hah pause is on the schedule.

[Anonymous No.54835415]

VIX1D bros...

[Anonymous No.54835416]

SCHIZO MARKET

[Anonymous No.54835425]

I have no idea whats going on

[Anonymous No.54835431]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.54835433]

>>54835425
tldr
>no future increases planned
>rate rise 25bp

[Anonymous No.54835432]

>>54835201
You know I didn't think of it from the Boomer capriciousness angle, I could totally see current members being grandfathered through the bill so it only affects their replacements.

[Anonymous No.54835434]

Based JPow

[Anonymous No.54835435]

finally

[Anonymous No.54835437]

>>54835425
Nobody does. That's why it's so fun.

[Anonymous No.54835439]

No pause, no pivot
>higher
>for
>longer

[Anonymous No.54835440]

WHERE IS THE DOT PLOT

[Anonymous No.54835441]

The Jewish scamwick exit pump on FOMC day is the most predictable thing in the markets

[Anonymous No.54835442]

This fomc note seemed kinda short. Nothing about a pause just the same "we will keep monitoring" dodge of saying anything else longer term

[Anonymous No.54835446]

0.25% hike

[Anonymous No.54835450]

[Anonymous No.54835452]

digesting the statement

[Anonymous No.54835454]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230503a.htm

[Anonymous No.54835456]

and absolutely nothing happened, what a surprise.

[Anonymous No.54835457]

>>54835442
>Nothing about a pause
They literally deleted their reference to “some additional policy firming may be appropriate”

[Anonymous No.54835459]

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54835462]

Looks like we're going to have to price in more rate hikes since the jobs market is so fucking robust.

[Anonymous No.54835463]

>>54835442
Congress always makes them spill the beans afterwards kek

[Anonymous No.54835471]

The pause is in. Goodbye DXY

[Anonymous No.54835473]

>>54835435
?? Treasury QT has been $60b/mo and MBS rolloff has been $35b. What's the big deal?

[Anonymous No.54835475]

>>54835440
comes with summary of economic projections, next fomc

[Anonymous No.54835477]

>SPY
It's confused.

[Anonymous No.54835478]

1 MINUTES CANDLES MODE

[Anonymous No.54835484]

What did they say about the next rate hike?

[Anonymous No.54835487]

It was so obvious I didnt even have to try reading it, I just posted a screenshot and was correct

[Anonymous No.54835489]

>>54835478
Like a San Francisco seismometer

[Anonymous No.54835490]

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.54835497]

Anyway, I'm going to go make a sandwich. Don't let the market halt while I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.54835499]

>>54835484
They said they won't pause rate hikes until the price of lasagna stabilizes.

[Anonymous No.54835502]

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP

[Anonymous No.54835507]

Im shorting

[Anonymous No.54835509]

if you aren't selling puts here you hate money

[Anonymous No.54835508]

>market being volatile
>VIX crabbing at zero
honk honk

[Anonymous No.54835510]

"Americans aren't suffering enough yet"

-- Powell

[Anonymous No.54835512]

[Anonymous No.54835515]

>>54835379
where did you go anon? Did you disappear after getting gaped?

[Anonymous No.54835518]

If the economy's so strong, why do they need to pause?

[Anonymous No.54835519]

>>54835454
>the Committee will continue reducing its holdings of Treasury securities and agency debt and agency mortgage-backed securities, as described in its previously announced plans.
Based

[Anonymous No.54835521]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

which bank is next boys

[Anonymous No.54835526]

important words

>In determining the extent to which additional policy firming may be appropriate to return inflation to 2 percent over time,

[Anonymous No.54835529]

>SPY -6.66%
HOLY SHIIIIT

[Anonymous No.54835530]

>>54835457
Sauce? If so that seems concerning

[Anonymous No.54835538]

next
>>54835535
>>54835535
>>54835535
>>54835535

[Anonymous No.54835539]

>>54834005
OMG THE THING EVERYONE ECPECT3D TO HAPPEN HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.54835543]

>>54835519
This isn't news, this was literally signaled by the treasury doing QE (buybacks) earlier, that the Fed will keep reducing the balance sheet
>>54835530
pic related

[Anonymous No.54835547]

>>54835487
>fed omits prior language that signalled more rate hikes
Indicative of a pause.
So why is the market unchanged?

[Anonymous No.54835559]

>>54835473
Finally can take a shit

[Anonymous No.54835566]

>>54835512
How do you lose door handles?

[Anonymous No.54835574]

>>54835547
because, for once, unironically, this was so obvious that it was *actually* priced in
everyone and their grandma was talking about this for weeks

[Anonymous No.54835586]

>>54835457
not sure why everyone is ignoring this.

[Anonymous No.54835590]

wait, wtf another half hour, now 20 min untl he speaks? fuck this

[Anonymous No.54835593]

>>54835586
because it's language that has been there for months
You can see the diff here >>54835543

[Anonymous No.54835595]

>>54835512
>Missing door handles
it’s over

[Sage No.54835600]

The pdf means nothing. What jerome says is what matters. How new are you people?

[Anonymous No.54835613]

>>54835547
Because we hit the top. From here it only goes down

[Anonymous No.54835614]

>>54835600
He just repeats what is in the pdf

[Anonymous No.54835650]

>>54835457
Wait found it. You didnt even give evidence

[Anonymous No.54835660]

Jpow teleprompter here
Expect bombshells

[Anonymous No.54835686]

>>54835543
Ah i see what you mean. I thought it was an outright removal which would be a different story

[Anonymous No.54835707]

>>54835219

I admire your foresight. But I like to eat fresh stuff on occasion

[Anonymous No.54835754]

ECB almost always is 1-1,2% below FED. IF they only do 25 bps, resulting in 1,5% distance, they are the greatest faggots the world has ever seen.

[Anonymous No.54835768]

how long does it take teh IRS to update the amount you owe after you made a down payment on a payment plan?

[Anonymous No.54835784]

>>54835512
Shorting Ford

[Anonymous No.54835877]

>>54835754
Why is the fed the only thing we care about? Burn this market down and build a new one. This market is broken,

[Anonymous No.54835898]

>>54835877
the market doesn't even care. line just go up

[Anonymous No.54837267]

>>54834050
>OTC
What does this mean?
Do I sell the shares I had at a loss now?
Wasn't much but not sure what to do with it.