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What happened

>> No.54828628

>>54828614
?

>> No.54828663

>>54828614
Sergey dumped on us

>> No.54828672
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>that burger
America is the most BASED country in the world

>> No.54828689

>>54828614
Fuck you for making me hungry

>>54828672
Unquestionably

>> No.54828756

>>54828614
looks amazing unironically

>> No.54828773

>>54828614
Damn I'm hungry, need my midnight burger

>> No.54828861

>>54828614
>go to 5 guys many years ago
>everyone is talking about how good the burgers are
>okay fine order the most basic burger combo with cheese and bacon. Small
>that will be $15.49
>Man WTF this better be the best damn burger I have ever tasted
>take it home because who the fuck eats there? Nobody
>bag is greasy AF. Fries get soggy by the time I get home
>try the burger finally and....

It was actually just not that good. I don't know how but they managed to pull of a greasy Ass burger that's dry and has like no flavor. Maybe they didn't season it? Idk man it was just mid AF. The veggies were fine and fresh the problem was strictly with the meat and bacon just being lackluster. Not bad or offensive just lacking in flavor but still being greasy its a hard combo to pull off. The fries got soggy but I can respect the fact that they would have been good had I not driven them across the city before I ate em.

Worst $15 I ever spent . Never came back. Told all my friends that it just wasn't that good and not worth the money at all because well it wasn't. I imagine everyone had a pretty similar experience with 5 guys and it's super overpriced so that's why they aren't doing shit now.

>> No.54828896

>>54828861
>NPCs: Five Guys is good because it just is okay!

>> No.54828916

>>54828614
i had three of these for dinner

>> No.54828935

>>54828916
post abs

>> No.54828951

>>54828896
In my defense I didn't think it would be worse than your average jumbo jack. I wasn't expecting something so lacking in flavor. Looking back I think what went wrong I'd all the ingredients were there. Bacon lettuce tomatoes meat pickles onions. But I guess the meat wasn't super seasoned and they also didn't use condiments like ketchup mustard mayo on the actual burger. It was just kind of dry assembly but still greasy because that's what meat bacon and cheese does. A weird combo and I wasn't a fan at all

>>54828916
Cap

>> No.54829013

>>54828861
Same. I’ve been meaning to do that second visit to confirm it’s shit, but haven’t gotten around to it yet. Ma

>> No.54829027

>>54828861
I always thought the burgers were mid as well, Ive had them like twice. Recently I had a bacon and maple shake from there and it was seriously fucking amazing. So maybe just get a shake

>> No.54829046

>>54829013
>>54829027
Wanted to give that "second chance" but I've never really been in the area again. And yes I do believe I tried a shake way before that and it was really fucking good. Still that doesn't excuse the burgers and how overpriced it is.

>> No.54829065

>>54829027
>Bacon and maple shake
Ewwww that's a thing? Bacon flavoured milkshake? Jfc

>> No.54829149

>>54828951
Fuck I hate zoomer speak frfr on god

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>>54828935
You rang?
t. Big Mac connoisseur

>> No.54829439

>>54829185
Avatar fag

>> No.54829475

>>54828861
Not to mention wrapping the burger in foil makes the bun all fucking soggy and gross. I really dont get the 5 guys hype

>> No.54829531

>>54829475
Yeah desu that probably hurt the burger alot because I was taking It to go. It seems like a genius idea to wrap your burger in foil to preserve heat but all it does it make everything super soggy its terrible. Just use a box and some wax paper like everyone else

>> No.54829695

I get two bacon cheese burgers with an additional 3 patties each so 10 total across two burgers. No chips no other toppings but extra cheese. Oreo shake. Since I'm not in America and I'm quite jacked the staff always go ooooahhh ahhhh and are amazed when I finish in 3 minutes flat. Great place wish it had come to my country years ago

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They should have tried harder

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>>54828861
You gotta try Daves Hot Chicken, kind salty but really good. Get Medium.