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Jamie Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>> No.54828477

>>54828464
first for no knee-grows aloud on /smg/

>> No.54828481
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Ah yes, a fresh thread. Nobody will recognize me now.

>> No.54828486

N

>> No.54828491

>>54828481
you think bud light will recover, I recognize you

>> No.54828496
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>Blackstone
>Blackrock
>We're supposed to believe these are separate companies

>> No.54828497
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>futures

>> No.54828502

>>54828496
>evil sounding names
>are evil
we are living in a simulation

>> No.54828505

FOMC is literally a nothingburger, everyone expects 25 bepis and pause

>> No.54828510

>>54828502
Cool it with the anti-semetism

>> No.54828511

>>54828491
Rocker's purchases of Bud Light probably went up post-controversy.

>> No.54828514

>>54828491
I mean it's not going to go bankrupt. People have short memories, it might take years but they'll probably partner with kid rock or trump and everyone will forget. That being said, I have 5/12 puts that i'm going to make bank on.

>> No.54828518
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>>54828505
What if they dont pause?

>> No.54828524

Bobos should have shorted last year when we had a recession, the next recession won't be for another 7-10 years.

>> No.54828527

>>54828511
it's not post-controversy it's the hotbed topic of the last year about drag queens, pedos, and trannys trying to mutliate children. that shit isn't going away when we have a President that sniffs kids and supports that every other day.

>> No.54828528

>>54828518
we're already past the point of unrecoverable total economic meltdown so additional rate hikes don't matter either

>> No.54828531
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>>54828518
>But, Jerome, if you do this, you will kill the economy. For years. It's over.

>And you're hiking something you know you'll cut next quarter.

>> No.54828548

>>54828514
yes people have short memories, but it's fucking pisswater. They are already drinking another brand of pisswater and they aren't going to go back. If you piss off people into boycotting your product they are likely going to have a negative association with that brand for life. No commercials cow black cowboys and white women on horses with american flags in the background with a country motif playing in the background with Sam Elliot saying sweet nothings is going to change that.

>> No.54828551

>>54828514
Their next earnings won't include the boycott numbers, and they can cook the books longer than that. The stock will suffer but it could take months. There's also a force supporting it.

>> No.54828554

>>54828551
yeah but 40% of that force will commit suicide by then

>> No.54828555

IEP calls before friday, fuck hindenburg

>> No.54828564

>>54828554
No, I meant a (((force)))

>> No.54828566

>>54828555
Icahn believe it.

>> No.54828569

>>54828528
Wake me up when unemployment is so high it's hard to even get a job at mcdonald's like in 2008
>>54828548
Maybe, but out of bud light, coors light, and miller lite, bud light still has the best flavor, at least in my opinion. That being said i'm a keystone man mostly because it's literally $12 a case kek

>> No.54828572

>>54828564
true

>> No.54828581

>>54828524
You're quite literally spreading foreign disinformation by contradicting the Federal Reserve, who says that there will be a recession later this year.

>> No.54828591

>I have to long MCFNF all summer and fall
fucking brutal, but I'm riding it to the ground or to the moon. Either way it is going to be a lesson that I will not soon forget.

>> No.54828599

>>54828581
The Federal Reserve constantly lies, they said they wouldn't hike rates in 2022 and hiked 475 bps so far.

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>>54828599
525 tomorrow :)

>> No.54828611

>>54828572
This is my problem with options. Even when it's a sure thing like this, it's tough to pin down an accurate timing.
Anyone got advice on that?

>> No.54828618

>>54828611
be nancy pelosi's personal vagina licker

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It’s all over tomorrow
>>54828464
Checked

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>>54828599
>tools at our disposal
>as needed
>etc
There is no long term plan other than try to get inflation down and hope things don't break so hard from the measures they lose all control: stuff breaks, inflation spikes, Fed can't do anything but wait it out.

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>>54828630
Meant to check >>54828477

>> No.54828640

>>54828599
That's just, like, your opinion, man. You're a foreign agent spreading disinformation about a pivot that is going to force the Fed to tighten even more.

>> No.54828643

>>54828640
Pivot is happening in June, the futures are basically always correct. A pause is a pivot.

>> No.54828644

>>54828618
I know a mechanic who worked on Nancy Pelosi's car. He opened the glove compartment and there was a revolver in there. Turns out there are about 100 people on the concealed carry permit list in SF and she and Barbara Boxer and s bunch of other dems are on it.

>> No.54828647

>>54828618
that's just buying Raytheon, Boeing, Lockheed Martin before passing legislation, and then selling after. Chuck Schumer and McCarthy are the ones to watch now.

>> No.54828660

>>54828643
The more you spread disinformation, the more the Fed has to tighten. Tighten until it permanently breaks the economy.

>> No.54828686

>>54828591
I also bought some of this meme stock, because I always hold some of the meme stocks around here, it's dipping because natgas are in their season cycle downturn. Morris shilled it for months and then sold 2.5 million shares a couple of days ago and tanked it, because if you weren't shorting this you are stupid I made a lot of money on this stock and rebought the new low. If you bought in at 0.35-0.40 just fucking hold it, it will recover when they start drilling around september and the weather gets cold. I just don't know how long that I would hold onto it once it moons, these guys start up natgas and oil companies and then sell them off to bigger companies once they can sustain a profit.

>> No.54828695

the pump is over

>> No.54828704

the pump is starting

>> No.54828710

>>54828695
I doubt it, watching the market since silicon valley died it's all fake and gay, fake pumps and fake dumps. I wouldn't be surprised if we end green tomorrow when the fed announces another rate hike that has been 'priced in'

>> No.54828711

pumpty dumpty

>> No.54828723

>>54828695
NVDA going to 315 tomorrow

>> No.54828730

>MMF
why
why not

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54828737

Anyone want to stage an intervention for Rocker and his DKNG addiction? Nah? Me neither.

https://www.thefp.com/p/sports-betting-is-the-new-opioid-crisis

>> No.54828744

>>54828737
If only that same concept worked for banks.

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>futures

>> No.54828753

free money since the dotcom bubble, I don't know if any people in finance right now even know how to navigate a market with interest rates.

>> No.54828766

>>54828744
Just got to get creative. Say a prop bet that no way both HMST and HONE go under.

>> No.54828770

>>54828686
I was up 20% at one point, looked away, and now I am down that ;_;. I told myself I'd get in on some /smg/ stinkers this year and I deeply regret that now.

>> No.54828771

>>54828505
25 bps isn't a pause
a pause isn't 25 bps
my nigga jerome hasn't pivoted a single time, yellen was the weak link backstopping banks because of her ashkenazi roots compelling her instinctual behavior

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>>54828753
>said kyle, 23 years old unemployed with 400 dollars to his name

>> No.54828776

>>54828514
>my heckin short term puts are gonna print!
no they wont lol.

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>>54828753
>yfw you remember rho is one of the options greeks

>> No.54828781

>>54828753
Oh fuck yeah they do, but they don't get hired or placed in positions that they are most effective if they aren't a combination of faggot, brown skinned, or a female, or a man that identifies as a woman.

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>>54828737
I am currently gambling on draftkings right now. This article is correct

>> No.54828789

>>54828644
a fucking revolver? she's like 80 years old. at least get an uzi

>> No.54828800

>>54828789
probably snub nosed because she might actually be able to hit a target 5 feet away with it with her shaky old hand trembles.

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>>54828776
Don't talk to me like a child. I am the best trader in /smg/ past, presents, and futures. You show me respect because this is MY general. Talk to me out of turn like that again and i'll split your bussy open like a coconut.

>> No.54828809

>>54828789
Be glad it wasn't a fucking derringer. I'm sure those were all the rage back in her day.

>> No.54828814

>>54828781
when will brown skinned men stop wanting to be associated with women and homosexuals? I get being opportunistic, but they at least had dignity.

>> No.54828817

>>54828808
oh it's you rocker, well godspeed

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>>54828695
>>54828704
>>54828711
Futures don't remotely matter on the eve of Fed shitpost.

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>>54828817
And godspeed to you sir.

>> No.54828831

>>54828819
oil should be going up because of demand in the summer.

>> No.54828833

>>54828830
That's a fucking horse.

>> No.54828841

>>54828831
but it's also going down due to recession fears but it is also going up due to lack of investment but it is also going down due to green agendas but it is also going up due to production cuts but it is also going down due to cheap Russian oil on the black market but it is also going up due to inflation but it is also....

>> No.54828852

>>54828831
there is high demand, and oil should be going up because BRICS isn't selling to us at a discount and we aren't producing any. So what do you think is happening that gas prices haven't skyrocketed already? it might be the same thing as to why NVDA and MSFT keep going up. It's all fake and gay.

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>>54828833
applejack?

>> No.54828870

>>54828841
Incomplete analysis. You left out oil-gas switching as well as the SPR (both current drain and potential refill).

>> No.54828877

>>54828464
Got an STD check and found out the bumps were just cysts. Feeling pretty bullish

>> No.54828892

>>54828870
FAUK guess I'm going down another 1K on oil companies tomorrow.

>> No.54828902

>>54828841
Yeah those are all excuses that aren't grounded in reality in any way.

>> No.54828905

>>54828841
historically cheap oil means growth. it's growth which determines the price of oil and not the price of oil which determines growth

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How many Bepis?

>> No.54828914

How the fuck is it possible that Porsche didn't beat expectations? That overhypen piece of shit? HAHAHA ,should have shorted them for today instead of being short BMW prematurely.

>> No.54828938

>>54828905
No, expensive oil means growth, because of demand. It's a weird relation. Cheap oil makes growth possible, but with growth oil becomes more expensive. Then it hits a peak and with less growth, oil starts falling. Almost cyclical.

The problem we now have is pretty empty stocks, which will keep prices relatvely high, albeit higher rate environment. Imagine rates go down and growth starts, Oil will be 100 in a few weeks. And with that again start killing growth pretty fast. These production cuts are going to fuck the global economy for a while. But that doesn't really matter to OPEC, it's
>not my problem

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>>54828907
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

Go to that page, multiply 25 bepis by 88.7, and you get....2217.5 basis points.

>> No.54828954

>>54828938
Basically what he said, but also retarded NATO countries trying to kill Deisel which our entire logistics network to transport goods relies on.

>> No.54828956

>>54828938
again, statistically, cheap oil means growth, then oil gets more expensive.

Then statistically, if there is a recession while oil is expensive, the recession hits even harder and the price of oil decreases a lot.

>> No.54828970

>>54828938
>>The problem we now have is pretty empty stocks, which will keep prices relatvely high, albeit higher rate environment.
food prices for autumn will be way lower than right now.
commodity prices are going down from their peak.
there remain housing and service prices and those take their time to decrease.
Every body expect an ease on the price tension by summer or september

>> No.54828973

>>54828956
Oil should not be cheap, because it is not cheap. The current prices do not reflect the actual market. There is some artificial bullshittery happeneing.

>> No.54828978

>>54828973
yeah even officially it's a cartel and not a free market

>> No.54828992

The major source of worry is that Opec struggled to supply oil in early 2021, perhaps even in early 2020. And the Arabs said their peak production will happen soon.

Even last year they struggled to supply and it's during the mid-terms that Biden said the arabs played for Putin lol.

>> No.54828994

>>54828978
That's truth, but the fact that gasoline prices haven't skyrocketed into unaffordable or barely budged while our national reserves have been pillaged to beyond their stated capacity is not a red flag to anyone?

>> No.54829009

>>54828938
And it's understandable. The oilproducing countries have to catch up with industrial countries. They are far behind in many regards. On the other hand they waste it for luxury, which is dumb.

But they know they have to make money now because of the climate goals of the west. China also produces a lot of EV, because they can build them themselves (even more effecient than the west) and they don't need oil.

The US is the country which is crying about it so heavily cause they, even producing themselves about 12mb a day STILL fuckin do not produce enough for themselves since they consume about 19-20 mbday. It's insane. 1/5 of the oil consumption in a single fuckn country with less than 400 mil people.


>>54828956
yeah, but lower supply will keep it higher than when supply was higher. And less production will not change that problem, which then will hinder growth because of the relatively high price of oil because of lack of supply.
>>54828970
Yes, after this price rallye you can only expect it to drop.

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>>54828992
>shut down refinaries
>suddenly able to refine gasoline beyond maximum output without anyone noticing
That's a helluva magic trick. I'm your huckleberry.

>> No.54829026

>>54828970
On the other hand you have Warren and others who beg Powell to not raise rates today, kek.

>> No.54829037

>>54828992
You gotta be honest. Read the OPEC reports from 2020-21 (I think 2021 is better cause it compares itself to 2020) and you'll see how many countries shut their oil rigs off and by how far. IIRC the US shut down AT LEAST 50% of their rigs during corona.

>> No.54829044

>>54829024
embargos and sanctions are just for show, they just money wash it through several countries for the public at a small cost. We are buying and selling with Russia, and they are buying and selling with us, they are just doing it through middle men.

>> No.54829053

For thanksgiving 2021, people said we were doomed because the supply chain was fucked up and then trucks couldnt deliver goods for thanskgiving nor christmas.
This stuff about empty shelf is really bogus.

>> No.54829054

>>54829037
Even more wild. US rig count went from 700 to like 200: https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/crude-oil-rigs

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Natgas bros will we ever recover?

>> No.54829071

>>54829053
I mean they were right, the supply chain disruptions caused all of the turmoil that we are experiencing now. And the establishment did it to punish the country for electing Trump.

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Are you investing in women anons? If yes, are your investments bearing fruits?

>> No.54829080

>>54829061
when the weather cools, you yuropoors dodged a bullet last year.

>> No.54829091

>>54829054
Yeah, this problem (even the price explosion in 2021) isn't OPEC's fault alone. It's "homemade" to a degree, if you can call it like that since corona isn't american (or is it?)

>> No.54829096

>>54828496
wait until you hear about Blackwater

>> No.54829105

>>54829080
Lol no shit, US government blew up nordstream 2 to make Germans freeze to death or join the war in Ukraine. The weather gave China and Russia a chance to consolidate. The US leadership is fucking incompetent, and the leadership of NATO are empty suits that take orders from them.

>> No.54829119

>>54829096
Old black water, keep on rollin'
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
Keep on shinin' your light
Gonna make everything, everything
Gonna make everything all right
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause I ain't in no hurry at all
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
Pretty Mama come and take me by the hand

>> No.54829122

>>54829080
You mean when the weather was way hotter than expected? I'm not so sure about heat. In greece people have ACs. But in germany I think most people only have a mobile fan, max.

>> No.54829147

>>54829105
what? I thought it was a russian false flag (for whatever motive).

>>54829080
>>54829122
What I wanted to say is that the winter was as warm as never before (from my recollection (33)). Europe was pretty lucky in that regard, but the consequences for summer will probably be shitty. Either it's going to be so hot the water dries up and france can't produce nuclear energy and germany can't use the rivers for transport or it will be cold and we will turn into brazil. (warm december, cold june)

>> No.54829156

>>54829122
they were expecting a deep freeze, (((german))) government basically banned every form of energy except for 'green' energy, they had to reclassify coal and natural gas after shutting down their nuclear plants as green energy in anticipation of being dragged out into the streets for a dance off by their new diversity citizens

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>futes

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>>54829156
war in ukraine starts, nordstream 2 is blown up, germany has to buy natgas from US, or explore it's own territory that has been untapped since basically WW2. Some defunct canadian petro company comes around exactly then and secures drilling rights and leases to germany and austrias largest natgas fields that have been untapped since WW2. Board of Directors was the head of NATO during the Balkan war.

>> No.54829228

>>54829147
Lol

>> No.54829250

>>54829200
>Some defunct canadian petro company comes around exactly then and secures drilling rights and leases to germany and austrias largest natgas fields that have been untapped since WW2. Board of Directors was the head of NATO during the Balkan war.
do you have details on this

>> No.54829256

Alright, now that the shills are gone. How bad is the PAC WEST Bank. They appear to be fucked. They took a 1.4 Billion dollar lifeline last month and now its gone. They appear to be a very woke bank when I google them with lgbt.

>> No.54829262

>>54829156
Nuclear plants were shut down in waves. The last 3 last month. Germany actually manages to prodcues more than 50% of their electricity out of renewables. The nuclear plants don't seem to be necessary, although they sure use more coal now and it produces more CO2 which is stupid in regards to climate change.

Don't know anything bout reclassfying. What I know is that the EU wants to clssify Nuclear as green energy, especially france.

>> No.54829269

>>54829250
It's all public information on their website, they even have a youtube video detailing nordstream 2 as the reason for investing

>> No.54829299

>>54829269
kek yahoo finance and e-trade removed all news before april 3rd

>> No.54829347

>>54829250
>>54829299
https://youtu.be/8xLakFwZWHQ

found it

>> No.54829380

This faggot uvxytrader on twitter has been real quite since yesterday hope he got wiped out kek

>> No.54829405

>>54828368
Oh sweet I just got a notification from webull about the switch to FRCB and it says you can still close out, I hope robinhood works like that too

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Does Walmart supercenter sell fresh seafood?

>> No.54829438

>>54829428
depends on your definition of fresh

>> No.54829458

>>54829347
oil and gas exploration companies really are the new junior miners

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Yields...

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>>54829502
>2M already reaching 5.4

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54829542

brehs, I'm gonna make it fug me whoa

>> No.54829551

>DAX pumping
How surprising. If I would have earned 1% every time I posted >dax pumping I'd be up more than I wished to recognize.
this market really shows me how bad of a trader I am

>> No.54829556

>>54829517
Ya the 2M is the highest right now, it might be because of the debt ceiling as that's when there is the most uncertainty.

>> No.54829562

>>54829551
Yeah, currently waiting. I was so stupid to short 9:15. I knew they would either PUMP hard or dump at this minute. I was too unpatient to wait. Nevermind, it's a small position. I'm just building up new shorts. Gonna wait til evening I guess, not worth doing anything now.

>> No.54829569

>>54829551
pretty spastic moves, I was tempted to short, but didn't and what did it do? crash 13 points in 10 sec.

>> No.54829576

>>54829551
melting now, lol

>> No.54829591

>>54829556
I doubt the white house jews will let the default happen and just kick the can down the road again. But that is still too fucking high christ.

>> No.54829598

>>54829502
Imagine seeing this and still buying stocks.

>> No.54829607

>>54829598
They just kicked the can down the road back in 2012 though

>> No.54829611

>>54829591
As if there will be a default, KEK. That's classic politician bullshit, probably simultaniously passing some other bullshit that will fuck you all, that goes under beneath the default-drama.

That's what they like doing in germany at least.

>> No.54829612

>>54829591
I kinda want to see how far they can kick the can before a piano falls on their head.

>> No.54829626

>>54829502
the yield curve is healing. it goes up over time for 1 month

>> No.54829759
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>oil

yeah its over

>> No.54829779

>>54829551
Why didn't you say
>DAX pumping
man?

>> No.54829826
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> OIL

KEK BAGGIES . I will give you one tip oil princesses just short when its at $80 and long when its below $70

>> No.54829879

>>54829826
that's literally me but I am 5'11 and 6/7th's but she was 6'0 :(

>> No.54829884

The premarket on PACW Bank is getting worse. I googled the face of the ceo and he looks like a cum gobbler. Not good.

>> No.54829901

>>54829884
if you are holding any volatile stock you should probably get out of those, because it's going to be red for a few days. but what do I know give me a container of coffee and it's off to work that's what I say

>> No.54829910
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54829910

>losing 10% of my portfolio's worth because oil is crashing
>amd, tsla, apple all underwater too

>> No.54829917

>>54829910
you didn't lose anything you fucking retard, just it for a bit and it will be back. unless you are swing trading then lmaoing at your life.

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54829931

>>54829910

>> No.54829936

>>54829901
Yeah, im holding on to maybe two different stocks that definitely fit the volitile bill. That is good advice. Ill sell them in the morning. Fuck man. How did it all go so wrong so fast. I check the market sentiment and its very bad.

>> No.54829940

>>54829917
Are you being ironic or evil? i can't tell. Don't mislead fellow anons to ruin, we are bros.

>> No.54829954

>>54829936
I'm not a financial advisor, I lose as much as I win and barely keep my head afloat. My money is in vanguards hands.

>> No.54829964

>>54829940
definitely not evil, I want all of us to make it.

>> No.54829984
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54829984

Shoulda known...

>> No.54829999

>>54829940
>two choices are presented: ironic or evil
Eh neither it's just a fact. I will buy more undervalued stocks that are crashing, and millions of people will buy more NVDA MSFT and APPL. I am 'priced in' and waiting for the cataclysm even if it never comes, I places my bet.

>> No.54830001

>>54829984
Yup, pay attention to Jim if you want to find out what the markets are ganna do. Don't say anything and do the opposite of what he says..

>> No.54830012

>BOIL
I'm selling at 2.50 bros sorry I can't take any more losses on this
>t. 5 dollar baggie

>> No.54830019
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>>54829999
quads wasted on a samefag

>> No.54830039

>>54830012
you can't really believe that oil is that cheap, it's fraudulent bullshit to keep people from panicking that Biden has ruined the US standing in the world and nobody is scared of our military anymore.

>> No.54830042

>>54830039
Has Biden topped up our oil reserves yet?

>> No.54830053

>>54830042
he drained them to keep gas prices low, they are empty and now the saudi's won't re-fill them unless at a BRICS premium.

>> No.54830067

>>54830053
we could easily re-fill it ourselves but Biden is a demented retard that surrounded himself with demons that want to kill everything that makes this country prosperous.

>> No.54830071

>>54830019
>>54830039
>>54830042
>>54830053
>>54830067

>> No.54830072

>>54830071
>(You)

>> No.54830084

>>54830067
How? You consume 20mbd and produce 12. You fuckin oil gulpers.

>> No.54830087

>>54830067
It's a fucking shame that Dems are basically guaranteed to win if Trump runs again. We're never gonna see double digit BOIL ever again...

>> No.54830091

>>54830084
we are sitting on the largest oil reserve in the world, basically the strategy is to drain the OPEC dry and then use ours to domineer over the rest of the world for energy.

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>>54829984
Somehow retards ITT do not know that inversing Cramer is like printing your own money. Even with all the Jewish awareness ITT anons STILL choose to buy the bull shit and give kikes the exit liquidity they need.

It would be sad if it wasn’t so predictable.

>> No.54830108

>>54830091
and for the record I don't agree with that in the slightest because it's evil and I want my country to fucking fail hard and figure out a future that isn't fake and gay, what it is now if it persists I want it to die.

>> No.54830132

reminder that jewesses are in love with white boys, jewish 'men' are in love with money to pay a woman to have sex with them. We can eradicate the latter by banning usury.

>> No.54830133

So who is buying pacw?

>> No.54830140

the pump is over

>> No.54830142

>>54830133
You were supposed to buy yesterday at 5.50 and sell at 7
It's too late now, this shit ain't seeing 7 dollars for another year

>> No.54830147

>>54830133
I was going to sell all of my stocks but JPMorgan had already inherited my tally whacker

>> No.54830182

>>54830133
I'm tempted to buy KRE and write calls on it

>> No.54830195

is there a way to register on linkedin without a phone number

>> No.54830237

>>54830142
I meant what bank buys them

>> No.54830238

oil exactly at 70 on IG, lol

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54830247

shill me a potential 2x stock RIGHT NOW.

>> No.54830257

>>54830247
VOO

>> No.54830264

UFAB, you just gotta catch the pump
You pissed out on all of those Chinese stocks that 3-10x'd a few days ago like TOP and QH
PACW in a year assuming it doesn't get sold
SOFI when student loans start up again in summer
BOIL in August/September

>> No.54830278

Can this bullshit EU market stop recoovering

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>>54830257
>VOO
>potential 2x

>> No.54830289

Can someone post Rockers YouTube channel, idk if he deletes it or I just lost it

>> No.54830297

>>54830288
It 2xed like 40 times already

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54830301

>>54830133
JPM. They're becoming even stronger.

>> No.54830303

>>54830289
He said he got doxxed by someone IRL and deleted it. But he probably just had an autism attack

>> No.54830312

>>54830303
Aight thanks man, he's a big faggot nobody is coming for him

>> No.54830314

I'm buying AMD at 80 btw. DCA'ing into it though, im thinking of buying some at every $10 value (so 70, 60, etc).

>> No.54830324

>>54830195
use burner phone?

>> No.54830347

>>54830314
i dont like nvidia flying and amd going sideways.

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54830368

Did people here unironically buy FRC?

>> No.54830373

>>54830324
yeah but an official ID is required for this...

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54830381

hey oilsharts hold still for just one sec

>> No.54830384

>>54830368
unironically to in the hope or a stupid pump (which is legit). Not because they believed in it. At least I hope so

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>>54829061
I found a YouTube channel that actually has an accurate legitimate timeframe for when is boil baggies will be redeemed
https://youtu.be/AfGx6j2p9fQ
You can check back every day for updates

>> No.54830419

The vix is still really fucking low for an FOMC meeting

>> No.54830424

motherfuckin chinese. I think they raised the prices of their chi-fi earphones a little on alibaba/aliexpress(germany). Pretty sure about that. CCA c10 for +30 euros? I bought it for the same price 2 years ago or more.

>> No.54830433

>>54830373
fuck thats gay but its a professional place.

>> No.54830437

>>54830424
Today there might be 2 scamwick times, 10am est and 14pm est. Gonna be retarded day.

>> No.54830457

>>54830437
it's more skewd toward downside tho.

>> No.54830469

anyone have good screens of bbby baggies ?

>> No.54830496

Imagine buying AMD over intel. Some people are so fucking stupid. AMD is one of the worst chip companies

>> No.54830521

>>54830457
Yeah, I'm short.

>> No.54830528

>>54830247
SQQQ

>> No.54830529

>OIL
AAAAAAAH, STOP THE COUNT

>> No.54830541

>>54825269
So uh, do we buy AXON?

>> No.54830545

>>54830496
oy vey, 10 shekels have been deposited into your account

>> No.54830559

>>54830496
they have the best processors.

>> No.54830566

>>54830545
cope
>>54830559
Yeah I know. Intel processors are best in class

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>>54828491
>Buy the dip
>It's going to recover

Why do you faggots always buy the top of everything?

>> No.54830585

>>54830545
it's funny cause Intel literally paid to have their processors in PCs

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54830587

I just sold my whole portfolio to buy more land in the metaverse
Did I make a mistake, or am I about to get paid cash with Atlas Earth?

>> No.54830593

>>54830585
yes, they had anticompetitive practices with OEMs
no one really gave a fuck though

>> No.54830597

>>54830585
Worked out for them as they are the leader in processors. NVDA is the leader in GPUs. AMD is the leader in..

>> No.54830599

think the market will reverse dip today?

>> No.54830603

>>54830587
Earth 2 is the future, idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2uxhqcnNoY
These are the people that buy digital land, and crypto.

>> No.54830621

>>54829502
Woah. Woah. Woah.
Hold the fucking phone.
Since when was the fucking 1 month inverted against the 10 year????

Am I fucking seeing that right?
Now I know the 3 month has been inverted against the 10 year for a while. Everyone and their fucking grandma should know that by now.
But when did the fucking 1mo-10yr invert???
Wtf?

>> No.54830632

I am holding AMD like a dumbass
On the plus side I sold a bunch of calls
But this still is going to wreck me

>> No.54830643

watching KRE and DPST today

>> No.54830642

>>54830469
bro, I think the thread is still fucking open.
I think they’re still going to keep it open tomorrow.
I had no idea, but the BBBY shills are apparently just as delusional as the GME shills.

>> No.54830647

>>54828750
wtf is wrong with that obese faggot?

>> No.54830648

>>54830368
Yeah there were FRC buyers who got trapped here

>> No.54830651

>>54830621
It has been for months. Big tech is the only thing propping us up. Assuming today plays out with a 25 bps hike and the same exact guidance Powell has been giving us for months, watch Apple beat earnings and rally the market tomorrow. No clue how this will end, but it probably won’t be good

>> No.54830658

want BOIL at 2.5 before i start the slurp

>> No.54830677

>>54828611
Options - not only do you have to be right, you have to be right WITHIN THE EXACT TIME FRAME.

Makes it 10x as hard to make any money.

>> No.54830704

The stock market is actually worse than any commodity market.

>> No.54830724

>>54830704
big players have the edge regardless of the market. i just prefer de-leveraged trading

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>>54829502
unironically sell everything

>> No.54830753

This fuckin market can't stop recovering. Every day you have to expect retarded pumps out of nowhere. It makes me mad.

>> No.54830766

>>54829502
Why does this happen? More people are buying longer term bonds than short term? Doesn't make much sense. I'd be relatively OK holding short term so I get my money back before the US goes bankrupt but in 10 years? There's no chance the US survives that long without defaulting.

>> No.54830777

>>54830766
because people are expecting the fed to pivot soon, so they don't want to go further out.

>> No.54830788

>>54830777
market is wrong about a fed pivot. That retard told fake prank Zelensky he had two hikes coming AT LEAST

>> No.54830792

want to buy a used TRUCK
when will the promised used car prices slump begin. got dry powder ready for a TACOMA

>> No.54830794

SIVB
SBNY
UBS
CS
FRC
PACW

whats the point of anything if 6 banks can collapse in under 2 months and there are no consequences

>> No.54830798

WHEN FOMC

>> No.54830805
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54830805

Another bank will be collapsing soon.

>> No.54830814

>>54830788
it's hard to say what will need to happen. the fed doesn't even know because they don't know what might break 6 months down the line. the market is pricing that there will be some event that will cause the fed to have to lower rates again.

right now we do have some looming madness with banks not lending and some pretty spicy shit going on in auto loans.

>>54830792
used car prices will take some time to fall because it will mostly be driven by an auto loan crisis that is beginning to take place. people are finding out they are completely upside down in their car loans. also floorplanning costs for dealerships are skyrocketing because of rates, so, dealers will not want to keep inventory and will need to dump cars quickly. i think you're going to see the slide begin fairly soon but anything credit related takes time to play out because of the nature of maturities.

>> No.54830826

>>54830814
>i think you're going to see the slide begin fairly soon but anything credit related takes time to play out because of the nature of maturities
perfect. i heard that all cash deals will have even better purchase, so i am saving up

>> No.54830828

>>54830805
BASED
TOTAL BANKER DEATH
COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM

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>>54830794
>What is the point of anything
That's a complicated question with different philosophical viewpoints to answer it. Personally I like cooming in 2d girls and think it's "not my problem" if some random bullshit happens to some bank in California

>>54830732
The only things I have bought recently are SQQQ and LABD.. I'm not selling

>> No.54830847

>>54830794
it's not like 2008 where the securities held are worthless due to defaults, they just got margin called and liquidated. nobody really lost money except shareholders

>> No.54830858

>>54830805
Funny how all these West Coast banks are the ones dying.

>> No.54830861

>>54830828
I agree
I left a bit of money in my account for monthly bills, took out everything else

>> No.54830865

>>54830814
but if there was an event that would force the fed to lower rates, shouldn't a forward looking market sell off? Why would he need to lower rates if not by something desastrous?

>> No.54830876

>>54830826
the reason cash will be king is it's very hard for dealerships to get people financing now, even if they have decent credit, and those who do get financing get very high rates. i mean a 40,000 car right now might have a 750/mo payment, these people driving 80,000 trucks are not going to be able to trade up.

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54830884

Will FOMC fix my Oats bags?

>> No.54830908

>>54830858
>all the tech shitcos are in cali and now suddenly need a lot more of their money than they did before
It makes perfect sense desu, all the banks that didn't prepare for it well enough and even some of those that did will get absolutely heemed

>> No.54830909

>>54830865
if the fed lowers rates, that's less of a headwind for stocks. markets aren't logical in the short term, they do lots of dumb shit that makes no sense. right now the market says the fed is bluffing and won't continue to raise rates.

the truth is the fed doesn't know what it is going to do, it has to make decisions as the data comes out and the data isn't always that great either. like when you look back at previous recessions it's always like "well why didn't they react better?" but all of that data is revised data, so they didn't actually have that available at the time. the feds job is to keep the wheels on the train and the markets moving, not to save the economy.

>> No.54830914

>>54830847
yeah because the FDIC lawlessly gaurunteed all deposits. The FDIC has no money left so where will it come to insure every single deposit on earth? It doesn't exist and no matter what extraordinary measures Yellen tries to take, theres not enough money their to insure those deposits. 90% of the banks failing deposits were uninsured yet the FDIC has unlimited money to back them? Don't be the one without a chair when the music stops and the FDIC has nothing left.

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I was pleased to wake up this morning and find nobody needs gas anymore because banks are poopoopeepee. When I went 50% cash I did think things were going to shit, and there would be an opportunity, but I didn't think I would be slurping oil.

>> No.54830946

>>54830909
The markets are actually the last thing to save. First price stability, than the economy, than the markets.

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>>54830914
You do know these clowns unironically discussed minting a trillion dollar coin right... Money is a religion. It's based on faith and nothing else and the USD is worshipped worldwide. It is not allowed to fail. The market should pull back after months of retard rally but you faggots saying the world is going to end every two weeks is getting so fucking old. It's clown world just enjoy the ride

>> No.54830958

>>54830946
*then

>> No.54830962

dxy will rise so much it's not even funny
bye bye spx

>> No.54830971

>>54830908
Well I know Wallstreet is sick of the Silicon Valley model. So if Wallstreet wants this to end they will let it die... maybe even short it and push over a few supports to accelerate matters.

>> No.54830975

>>54830962
Why?

>> No.54830976

>>54829262
uranium ?

>> No.54831004

>>54830946
i said keep markets moving, not save them. like, during covid, the treasury market stopped...the fed needed to fix that by injecting money into the system.

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>>54830924
inshallah the infidels will learn

>> No.54831027

>>54830924
Any particular ones yours buying? I want to sip all the way down

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54831038

Apologize.

>> No.54831055

>>54831027
I just like OXY because it is backstopped. Like $59 and below might as well be free money from Buffett. But it has a muted upside since the market would be otherwise unfond of OXY's debt and direct carbon capture investments.

>> No.54831078

>BOIL
goddammit bros I'm getting heemed I bought at 3.15

>> No.54831087

>>54831078
Tell me when you sell so I know when to buy.

>> No.54831093

Why the fuck is EU pumping harder on US employment data? This market is so stupid

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>>54831078
>3.15
I bought at 3.30
Luckily I only spent $20

>> No.54831135

Uh oh pivot tards… Great employment numbers yet again…

>> No.54831136

When is the announcement today/

>> No.54831168

SIRS! CHECK FRC COMPUTER!!

>> No.54831190

>Nonfarm Employment
Wew 100 hike coming

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It’s over, Powell will kill us all today

>> No.54831215

>>54831093
EU still has deeply negative rates they'll keep pumping, i just don't understand why eur/usd is so high.

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54831232

>mfw it's FOMC day

>> No.54831233

If rates go to 50bps, it is unironically over

>> No.54831236

>>54831093
with what asset?? the DAX follows ES

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54831243

>futures

>> No.54831245

I hope Powell will be hawkish enough to crash the markets, but last meeting, his comments made me realize he's actually more of a pussy than initially thought

>> No.54831250

>>54831215
cause us is 3rd world, actually. market is fforward looking

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54831254

yo hike boy

>> No.54831261

Early baking. Abandon thread at 275 replies

>> No.54831272

>>54831254

imagine the smell (dorito sweat and cocoa butter)

>> No.54831281
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>>54831232
>mfw

>> No.54831292

>>54831281
Okay last post itt. Nobody post until I link the new thread

>> No.54831306

>>54831292
got it.

>> No.54831327

>>54831292
Make me

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>>54831292

>> No.54831345
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Is steaming all you need to do to make delicious clams?

>> No.54831401

Yea I’m not actually baking

>> No.54831404

>>54831254
me on the left

>> No.54831405
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So we have to wait about 5 hours, huh?

>> No.54831411

>>54831401
Benchod bitch bastard you

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>>54831401
well we still got 25 posts to go so...

>> No.54831420

>>54831401
And the FED isnt going to actually pivot…

>> No.54831422

>>54831405
actually more interested to see what's going to happen on US open. If simply nothing happens, 10 points up, 10 points down etc.

>> No.54831426

>>54831405
and then after that will be 336 more hours

>> No.54831470
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CV-90sisters on suicide watch

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>>54831292
N

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>>54831470
Any updates on Bahkmut?

>> No.54831496

Why did i sell sco yesterday!! OIL is an odd bitch.

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>>54831488

>> No.54831508

>>54831488
>still in 2022

nato gg'd already, boomer

>> No.54831512

>>54831488
Lies from one side, lies from the other side… That hohol drown strike might give Russia a CV to kill Zelenskie while he is cross dressing at home

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54831513

predict today's market open (S&P 500)

>> No.54831517

>>54831512
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

>> No.54831522
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Should invest in Google and pay for their massages and ping pong tables or should I just go get a massage and ping pong table?

>> No.54831526

>>54831513
banks are collapsing as "muh safe gubmint guaranteed investment" (us treasuries) collapse. It's the last raise. we moon.

>> No.54831549

>>54828907
twenty-five bepis today

>> No.54831553
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22 minutes bourse marines

>> No.54831556

>>54831526
Announcement is not till 2.

>> No.54831564

jerome better fucking nuke this piece of shit clown market once and for all

>> No.54831576

>>54831526
>(us treasuries) collapse
the yields are declining that means treasuries are pumping not
>collapsing

>> No.54831588
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Buy China Jo-Jo Drugstore Stock Silly Gweilo American Cheeseburgerman, Glory to CCP

>> No.54831595

>>54828464
Jamie is BASED

>> No.54831599
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54831599

>Vix

>> No.54831626

Holy shit, bllomberg is full gvmnt propaganda i had no idea…

>> No.54831645

>>54831512
>We are allowed to invade your country
>How dare you drone strike our oil depot

What kind of retard logic is this?

>> No.54831658

>>54831522
Get a massage with a happy ending and skip the ping pong table. This is financial advice.

>> No.54831675

>>54831517
Fellas to my left
Honies on my right

>> No.54831678

who's baking?

>> No.54831688

50 bps and the market tanks

>> No.54831709

>>54831645
Wtf are you on about. We are talking about two different things… go read the news and stop posting off topic

>> No.54831710

is the hike even announced today or is it just the meetings

>> No.54831724

>>54831626
All Cable News is.

>> No.54831726
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>>54831710
Meetings were yesterday. A text brief for the bots to chew on, followed by a press conference is today.
2:00 Eastern

>> No.54831739

>>54831710
announcement 2pm et

>> No.54831745

>>54831709
I suggest that you read it less. The propaganda has clearly started rotting your brain

>> No.54831747
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>> No.54831750
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54831755
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54831755

BOIL bros...

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>>54831747
>08:30:02

>> No.54831763

>>54831747
two seconds. ngmi

>> No.54831764

WHAT THE FUCK WASN'T THAT

>> No.54831770

how long until the IRS sends me a letter showing me my balance?

>> No.54831782
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>>54831747

>> No.54831784

>BOIL
Man this is pure bullshit. Anyone holding KOLD is a bitch nigga

>> No.54831788

>>54831345
Steam them in butter/wine I think
Maybe thats for mussels

>> No.54831794

who is baking?

>> No.54831802

>>54831794
This is the last /smg/

>> No.54831807

>OIL
Holy cannoli

>> No.54831808

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GOING TO BE

>> No.54831810

>>54831802
good, maybe i'll be productive on my days off

>> No.54831811

>>54831755
The last time they ran the "ban the stoves" fud BOIL hit a 52 week low and then pumped 100%

>> No.54831820
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>>54831794
You just earned yourself bake duty, soldier.

>> No.54831822

>>54831784
I'M AS KOLD AS ICE

>> No.54831828

>>54831794
We've lost that technology to the ages.

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>> No.54831834

This market is so fucked up. EU pumped with US. now US is dumping but EU stays. You burgers are fuckin ruining this market with every year.

>> No.54831844

its over this is the last /smg/

>> No.54831846

>>54831794

Hold on I'll ask my AI

>> No.54831851

We've had a good run boys

>> No.54831853

and later, should US pump, EU pumps along I bet.

>> No.54831855

>>54831820
>bake duty, soldier.
should i bake?

>> No.54831857

Banking...

>> No.54831864

Baking

>> No.54831871

Anyone gambling on TOP/QH/SNTG?

>> No.54831877

>tfw I bought BAOS at $22

>> No.54831878

BAKING no one move

>> No.54831882

>>54831807
MBS about to announce another production cut

>> No.54831889

>>54831871
I'm bagholding CJJD

>> No.54831895

>>54831645
> German Chancellor Angela Merkel, the Minsk agreement served to buy time to rearm Ukraine.
>how dare you do this unprovoked attack

>> No.54831910

BARKING

>> No.54831916

is /biz/ dead? I see threads that are days old...

>> No.54831917

>>54831895
>arm taiwan
>how dare you do this unprovoked attack

buy ita financially speaking

>> No.54831919

holy hell, estee lauder, should have shorted that

>> No.54831921

BASKING

>> No.54831928

>>54831917
No one said Taiwain. How do they live so rent free on your head and how do I get payed to shitpot like you?

>> No.54831930

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54831936

You fucking losers are bullshit fuck all of you

>> No.54831942

>>54831936
You know what? YOU'RE bullshit.

>> No.54831945

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>> No.54831948

>>54831928
doesn't matter what anybody says

>> No.54831964

>>54831928
cuz it's the same thing happening, you dumb zoomer. it's the same thing that happened with south korea and north korea, same with east and west germany. try to learn some history, zoomer. in the end, it's a constant economic attack against commodity countries

>> No.54832037

>>54830368
I was considering it when it was $20. I told myself I’d buy if it went below $20 and the next day it was as like $13. My gut was right in not buying it. Powerful lesson learned looking at all the baggies in the FRC threads