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>> No.54820601
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WETG is the next China scam mega pump by the way

>> No.54820612

Is momentum investing dead

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>> No.54820619
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Markets going lower for longer

>> No.54820623
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All in dividend stocks in a Roth IRA?

>> No.54820628
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there are still people slurping stocks, and still slurping bank stocks kekek

>> No.54820631
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got a shortlist here

>> No.54820632

Nice job slurping the whole thing, now I can feel less bad about closing my short a bit too early.

>> No.54820649

Yes I bought 25 shares of SPXL at $71.50 today.

>> No.54820653

Nope. never will be.
what happened? I didn't finish watching, it was too long...

>> No.54820668

Bear rips her head off, very tragic.

>> No.54820669
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>New York Community Bank
>54% exposure to CRE.
But why?
>hurr durr RE only goes up

>> No.54820676

This will be worse than 2008 if we lost every non TBTF bank on that list. USB or PNC alone would devastating, let alone all of them

>> No.54820681

ATOM working since last week's earnings. +70%
ATLX working since end of Feb. +500%

>> No.54820691

The only weakness is that you'll be able to retire long before you'll be able to pull without tax-penalty, imo.
These fucking 21st century nigger traders can't see a fucking gift horse shitting on them for their need to believe that cheaper money is the only way a market gains.
Fucking cannot fathom ever building real wealth for trade, and think that handouts are their future.

>> No.54820693

bobos party's over
back to home now :(

>> No.54820697
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Getting off the floor:

Not getting off the floor:

>> No.54820720

I think were going back to 3600, maybe even 3300 by fall.

everyone I know is short on cash, there is no money to pump the market

>> No.54820721
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crank yanking

>> No.54820737

This is the 2nd fakest "pump" I've seem on SPY. Tell me that shit isn't manipulation

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I'm hungry, I'm thinking about having a steak for lunch.

>> No.54820753

Single data point. What matters is their entry, not their holdings. Did you back check this on WHEN
>New York Community Bank (f.1859)
invested in those properties?

>> No.54820770

Congrats to all the bulls today

>> No.54820780

criminal pump today

>> No.54820783

That shit isn't manipulation, you're watching the US market while Cap-Ex stocks like CMI and CAT are on track to record Years as literal global providers. You're smoking your stupid obsession with cheap cash, and not seeing cheap production is how you actually eat.

>> No.54820785
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Are we slurping again bros?

>> No.54820799
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Tonight is the last we'll see of LUMN.

>> No.54820809

I heard CAT is going to use artificial intelligence to increase profits by 479x

>> No.54820810
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And tomorrow morning WWE will pull the market up 10%.

>> No.54820813

NY bancorp next?

>> No.54820837
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Friendly reminder, trust no one

>> No.54820840

PPT riggers in da house

>> No.54820847
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what about serena?

>> No.54820861
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least of all

>> No.54820918

What will they name themselves after this centurylumen?

>> No.54820920
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Dead thread

>> No.54820922

I'm not sure, actually.
After you hold the shares for two months, the dividends will be "qualified," so, at the federal level, they'll get taxed like long-term capital gains rather than income. That's a fairly low tax rate.
>But even if it's a low tax rate, dividends are still getting taxed, so it's good to put them in a Roth IRA or 401k or whatever to avoid that, right?
Maybe. But if your Roth IRA is loaded up with dividend stocks, it's not well-diversified. Statistically, dividend stocks tend to be bigger, older, value rather than growth, more likely to be in the utilities/financials/etc. sectors... so it's not a good cross-section of the overall stock market. So you'd expect lower long-term returns, meaning you won't be taking full advantage of the Roth IRA's tax features even if you somehow balance it perfectly with your taxable accounts.

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>> No.54820933

That's a problem for their new owners: JPMorgan

>> No.54820942
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I hate the dax so much, why am i bag holding in it

>> No.54820946

Geez, oil really cannot catch a bid.

>> No.54820948

They beat estimate by 23%. They beat last Q by 14%. Both Non-GAAP. GAAP Q123 beat last Q422 by 35%. GAAP Q123 beat last y Q122 by 31%.
Dumbo line tracers are incompetent leaders, and will always want the easiest, and will destroy themselves because they only see greater fool.

>> No.54820957

They're propping this market up with all their might. Absolutely pathetic on the Fed's part calling the PPT

>> No.54820958

I want the source link thanks

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I feel more comfortable with the markets going up into FOMC not down, but this market is messing with me. This price action is making me doubt my position and indicators with WHAT IF. WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF....

A complete mindfuck.
fuck you crab!!!

>> No.54820984
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24 hours till Fed time.

>> No.54820990

I think they only compile and post the handy dandy pictures on their Twitter, not the main site: https://twitter.com/eWhispers

>> No.54820999

fucking clown market what the fuck just die

>> No.54821002

Just stick with Rheinmetall because that's a cool name.

>> No.54821010

>the opening drum beat of Black Betty plays in the distance

>> No.54821033

They've been going for years, why will they stop now?

>> No.54821038

I dunno, I just wanted to make an ominous post.

>> No.54821039

It’s not really the sign of a healthy market when we’re all hanging on the words of >>54820984 is it now?

>> No.54821042

>>54820847 the chad volume side part vs the balding girl center part >>54820861
Side parts are combined over for women

>> No.54821043

Rheinmetall ag is a comfy hold

>> No.54821045

reminder to buy all dips in this irrational market.

>> No.54821057

>side parts are for boomers
why does Gen Z wilfully try to look ugly?

>> No.54821059

>20 hours until Service PMI

Gonna be a fun Wednesday.

>> No.54821061

Tell that to the FRC buyers.

>> No.54821067

The economy is doing great, inflation has shown hard signs of being checked, real productivity is the watch-word, we've seen signs of real break from previous business cycle theory, and changing global conditions suggest that a change in the FED's tactics to the FEDs overall Strategies may be on the horizon.

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>> No.54821091

it's halted

>> No.54821096
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Oh fuck, 0dte ramp broke.

>> No.54821103
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Nope and it's been this way for some time. Gone are the heady days of market reactions to things like US/China trade relations. Now it's all Fed stuff.

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>> No.54821135

NiggaTown status?

>> No.54821145
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>The lawmakers pressed Fed Chair Jerome Powell to “avoid engineering a recession that destroys jobs and crushes small businesses.”

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Well you sure as hell ain't in Crackaville

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um. lmao.

>> No.54821188

>Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts and Reps. Pramila Jayapal of Washington and Brendan Boyle of Pennsylvania, raised their concerns about the Fed’s monetary policy strategy
what other strategy does he have?

>> No.54821202
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Sure thing. Once we hit 3850 I'll start slurping

>> No.54821208

Warren and crew want Jerome to let inflation sore.

>> No.54821234

Are they going to just pretend that inflation doesn’t disproportionally hurt poor people, or do they think things will get better when the Russia/Ukraine war ends in 3 years once Ukraine is bombed out and depleted and Russia is a failed state that’s collapsed and has nukes disappearing left and right?

>> No.54821238

>Rep. Pramila Jayapal

Sir, please be doing the needful and DO NOT REDEEM the rates

>> No.54821247
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If we went into recession with 10 percent deflation, how much would my fixed maturity bonds cost? I think I'd be extremely rich quick

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If this market closes around zero... bros please, don't let the crab win

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>> No.54821258

feels like a nostalgia fap kinda day

>> No.54821281

SCHD bros I thought we were safe

>> No.54821283

Powell noted that at one time full employment was less important than inflation, and that under his office it was his intent to see them equally, if not more facing toward employment.
What that actually means, I don't really give a shit, because right now I'm looking at a US economy that is seeing all-time-highs in productivity in vehicles, power generators, and parts for these two necessities of modern life.
Which tells me that all kinds of facilities in the US and globally are seeing business opportunities. Which tells me that all kinds of business will be undertaken making all kinds of goods and services.
Which tells me that the Ichans of the world who can't see past their instinct to fuck it if it moves, will have to watch as inflation gets beat by actual human productivity.

>> No.54821284
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>beg harder

>> No.54821302
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You'd get extremely poor extremely quickly because that would kill the budget and, therefore, the treasury market. For years. It'd be over.

>> No.54821322
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Those are weak arguments does not deter my bearish position..

I'm more concerned about markets going higher before we drop. I don't want to bag hold...

There is also a massive confusion in bearish/bullish sentiment.

Bulls think everyone is bearish. Bears Thinks everyone is Bullish...

But the VIX tells me everyone is BULLISH. there is ZERO FEAR in the markets. CNN greed and fear index was at GREED, and we may need to head over to extreme GREED before we crash. That is what is messing with my HEAD.

>> No.54821329

fuck joe biden

>> No.54821374

Nice ESL or stroke mid-sentence. You already are bag-holding, you're focused on markers instead of the market.
Unless you can explain what that actually measures, it's a fucking toy.
The number of businesses that will be raising Divies is going to go up this year, is my suggestion to you. That means tax collection goes up, that means money in the economy goes down, that means inflation goes down domestically, and that means we're that much closer to you getting a possibility of cheaper lending.
But I don't play cash on cash, since I think eating and having a family and car and dog and home, etc. etc. is really more of a central goal to having cash, and people who live on cash alone will have no teeth shortly.

>> No.54821389

Getting ready to slurp INTC once it goes down to $10.

>> No.54821419

If we went into recession with 10 percent deflation, your fixed matured boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean bonds would go down

>> No.54821435

I mean the people who bought when it dipped to $8. Or when it dipped to $6.

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>> No.54821445

>recession with deflation
lmao even

>> No.54821455

>what about serena?
serena is cuter but neither of them have titties

>> No.54821457

Its halted

>> No.54821467

lmao what happened to them?

>> No.54821489

>33% of my net worth is now tied to PACW
Let’s see what happens

>> No.54821500

Most likely outcome is that you lose 33% of your net worth.

>> No.54821510

Jerome Powell is a Republican playing the long con. Slowly tank the economy during a Democrat's presidency so that a the people blame Biden and a Republican gets back into the White House

All while insider trading muni bonds so he can get rich himself

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Again those are weak arguments.

I care about the Central Banks, Liquidity, Ctas, Quants, Hdfs... Shit that actually control and moves the markets...

There is a huge BEARISH divergence between QQQ and QQEW.

It's a matter of WHEN not if. I'm trying to time the markets which worked out great last year. This year not so much......

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Checked and correct

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See pic

>> No.54821541

it's delisted lol

>> No.54821564

your money would be wortless because the US defaults on its interest payments in any environment other than questionably high inflation

>> No.54821579

They learned a valuable lesson and are much wiser now, right?

>> No.54821603

Based malfunctioning bot.

>> No.54821609

Again, you're trolling so I can write your shitty blog for you.
You've been given all the information from my posts on what is going on and what you're going to see. You're a fucking 21st century zoomer faggot who is, at best, going to miss the first 25% jump. Good thing, you're clearly at least attempting to pump more info, so you might see it for what it is.
Good luck with your ESL classes, they're working out for you.

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So what's with today's Jewish price action?

>> No.54821638

>Tfw you remember Trump saying interest rates were too low
He was fucking right

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>what other strategy does he have?
Dont worry about that.

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GUSH now?

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Is it a bad idea shorting Ford before earnings? I would go for buying something, but with such a vix index I'm not going to buy anything.

>> No.54821744

>yo chicken is underwashed!
F is terrible, theyre getting plagued by recalls & low sales. I wouldn't.

>> No.54821745

You want a /biz/ answer or an answer?

>> No.54821758

No. DRIP is going through the china shop.

>> No.54821769

Look at WTI futures right now. The time to buy GUSH is then the number there is colored green.

>> No.54821776

Wtf happened today?

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>everybody but IT people slowly getting forced back into the office now that companies can't justify their giant leases on their buildings

>> No.54821787

FOMC is now in session

>> No.54821797

I distinctly remember Trump REEEEEEE’n every time the FED threatened to raise rates as it would crush his boomer/booming egoyomy that inflated the richest 0.0001% net wealth with cheap money only they had asset to

>> No.54821811

The latter

>> No.54821814

Ford has and will continue falling hard in quality, while simultaneously outpacing their competitors in price. they are discontinuing popular models for EV'a which best case will be a worse Tesla. outside an F150 there is no reason to buy a ford.

>> No.54821819

People are worried about more bank failures.

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>> No.54821828

>F is terrible, theyre getting plagued by recalls & low sales. I wouldn't.
shorting Ford

Aight lad, thanks.

>> No.54821834

Browns have to be watched or they'll fuck off. Women have this problem as well, offset by their neighbor watching their children. The more Brown or women hired, the more in-office work will be necessary.

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dubs and I'll get drunk (again)

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>> No.54821847

>Leading up to the Fed’s three cuts last year, Powell admitted in July during his semiannual testimony to Congress that officials didn’t get their estimates right, adding that joblessness can go much lower than officials initially thought without stoking inflation. That revelation also meant that interest rates were restricting growth more than officials thought. That’s something Trump had been claiming all along, with the claims appearing as early as April, before the possibility of rate cuts were even on the Fed’s radar.

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That is it boys. Pack it up. We crab into close.

>> No.54821854

The sector should have already told you.

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Based. What’s on tap?

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Yeah you're right, the past few years have been a blur man

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>> No.54821900

One of the symptoms of long-term RADAR (microwave) exposure is foggy thinking and memory problems.
You might be a new Microwave Burrito thanks to 5G!

>> No.54821902

Fed meeting leaked the Senior Loan Officer survey. That said a bunch of regionals are contracting credit, so KRE tickers collapsed, and the rest of the market realized we have only begun the banking crisis.

>> No.54821927

Funny enough, TAP is kicking ass today. Who knew that was the play rather than BUD puts?

>> No.54821933

Loaded up on WING with my winnings from those SPY puts I played yesterday. Bring on the solid earnings.

>> No.54821940

This would be an inopportune time to fail US businesses. If Powell is not simply a Bankster tool, that would be good to remember. Unfortunately what was true of interest rates under Trump, are no longer true under the Pedo wearing a diaper because he has to this time.

>> No.54821943

>But the VIX tells me everyone is BULLISH
What about VIX1D being at ATH?

>> No.54821968
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Inflation's at a 5 handle, unemployment's at a 3 handle. He'll hike and drive more failed banks into the arms of his shareholders (JPM, BK, etc).

>> No.54821970

The market is grossly overpriced and needs to correct to around 3200.

>> No.54821972

It literally has been existing for a fucking week.

>> No.54821974

I think it's just the weed

>> No.54821977

Lol I was just at the grocery store and saw some guy wearing a fleece with the logo of some penny stock company I once made money swinging

>> No.54821982

And it's at ATH.

>> No.54821989

FED should just hike 200BPS and be done with it

then hold those rates for the next 5 years

>> No.54821990


Sure enough a new product is made to fit a new market paradigm. Volatility will be the new game of the decade as the fed plays whack-a-mole with debt/credit creation/destruction.. hopefully you have learned the Tao of Leverage and know how to short and ride options for hedging this Volatility.

>> No.54821995

FED will pause and hold.

>> No.54822010

3200pts on the SPX are a physical impossibility without a global cataclysm or system error.

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Gushy wet wet

>> No.54822024
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Anyone who is bearish is trolling.. Anyone who disagrees with you is trolling: You are a bonafide idiot.and a MORAN...

Look at the RBA. They paused interest rates last meeting then HIKED again....

Also take a look at the gamma, you faggot

>> No.54822025

Futures have a hike tomorrow at 85%. That's a lock as far as Fed behavior.

Only Allah knows what'll happen between now and the June meeting though. Miss me with those gay signaling word games though.

>> No.54822032

Nah he’s definitely hiking tomorrow, just look at the market rallying right now. He would rather hike as expected and then wait to see what happens next month than have a surprise pause and then watch the market rally with inflation spiking again

>> No.54822035

Well it is at most a week away from all time low as well then.

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Is JPM REALLY a fortress?

>> No.54822040

I'm losing my ass here someone do something!

>> No.54822047

I discard these betting odds by addicted gamblers on withdrawal as meaningless.

>> No.54822053

If this was 2017 and the US was generally respected, that'd be a thing. If this was 1999 and the US was the only game in town, I'd say yes.
This isn't time to feed Dimon's dreams of Rockefeller.

>> No.54822056

No, it's actually a bank. Jim Cramer got things wrong AGAIN.

>> No.54822065

>then watch the market rally with inflation spiking again
That's exactly the goal.

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leveled some hedge shorts nao, starting to long again slowly

vix itself is trailing indicator it has no sentiment value, there are other things for that

one flew over /smg/'s nest

>> No.54822075

imagine believing this when it's almost 100% certain that global banks are colluding with the fed to consolidate power.
You will only have one global bank, and you will be happy.

>> No.54822079

You shouldn't, because this late in the game JPowell always goes with whatever's priced in.

Abandoning the inflation fight when policy is just barely, arguably, maaaaybe neutral would do far more damage to the dollar than Zion bank going under.

>> No.54822089

There was an anon spamming these threads with his dividend portfolio a couple months ago. Anyone remember him? I’m getting ready to start taking the dividend pill and I remember thinking his portfolio looked pretty solid.

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Wait are you saying Bonds aren't safe... isn't that where all the institutions are hiding right now?

>> No.54822111

Do you mean KO boomer? Or Canadian-banks anon? Or...

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>> No.54822130

>a massive wedge is forming on costco

what does this mean?

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Nope. 25 boop.

>> No.54822137

Uh, pizza?

>> No.54822139

All it needs is to revert to the p/e mean.

>> No.54822152

breddy gud

>> No.54822156

You missed his last speech on the topic.
He said, like half a dozen times, that there was a good chance of pausing after that Q hike. That the rest of the year would likely be a pause, with a possibility of a late year hike.

Ukraine was a huge shift in global needs, the idea that Russia is openly talking about nuking Europe, is a shift. Cash being too hard to get will reduce the ability to get remedy to Ukraine, and to the US troops who will be increasing readiness. Combined with Dedollarization, there is reason to let US buyers get capital, most specifically in industry, and secondly in certain real-estate sectors, imo. I haven't quite nailed the real-estate, that's gonna be more granular.
Let them take group vacations to save fuel. Send them as teams to various countries to sell products. Sell shitty ground to foreign Browns that might have an EPA violation unseen.

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yeah but bonds past decade or so move with stock market they are no longer hedge. so might aswell just buy spy

>> No.54822167

>a long two year pattern
Big breakout coming desu

COST pizza is the best goyslop

>> No.54822168

Y tho?

>> No.54822174

idk jets pizza deep dish is pretty good

>> No.54822182

Loaded up on VOO with every dip so yeah.

>> No.54822183

So we can buy cheapies.

>> No.54822191

greatest faggot ever if he does this

>> No.54822199

>Big breakout coming desu

to the downside?

>> No.54822209

but it's all digital?

>> No.54822218

>he has never heard of physical VIX
lmao even

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So is every fucking regional bank insolvent?

>> No.54822223

since the previous trend into the pattern was up it's likely to continue up. Americans just love consOOming at COST too much.

you can't beat the price of their slop...
>After joking that “lightning just struck me” after he got the question — a reference to the $1.50 combo’s mythical status at the company — Galanti said that it will always be other parts of the business that are keeping the hot dog’s price in the same place it’s been since 1985.
>“Some businesses that are doing well with margin ... those things help us be more aggressive in other areas, or, as you mentioned, hold the price on the hot dog and the soda a little longer — forever,” he said.


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So line go up or down tomorrow?

>> No.54822241

Every bank is, if you run on it. That's the point of taking deposits and then lending them back out at interest. Do we need to show It's A Wonderful life on Saturday?

>> No.54822253

down to the fucking ground nigga

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EVERY bank is insolvent.

>> No.54822260

We were talking bout SPX

>> No.54822265

God bless that man. Post the quote where he threatens to kill someone for even thinking about raising the price of the hotdog, please.

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>> No.54822281

Well, what's the SPX comprised of?

>> No.54822287

Wash your left hand. You have the ability to use soap. Use it. The fact that the left side your keyboard is a darkbrown smear, is not accidental.

>> No.54822290

Even fucking US bank is dumping fuck.

>> No.54822293

Damnit I should have listened

>> No.54822297
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Kek I'm starting to think Robinhood is going to protect BUD. Just tried to buy a put on them for their upcoming earnings call and I even offered the full ask price and my order is pending, and when I try to cancel it I get this. Meanwhile my money is still tied up in it. That fuck I only put gambling money in this account. What a turd of an app.

>> No.54822302

crab city

>> No.54822318

I'll never trust a sand nigger again. Thankyou Saudi prince I hope you slip & fall on your pair of scissors

>> No.54822330

Anon, BUD won't report this Q losses until August. They're 4 months behind on Q reports.

>> No.54822331

So the play was selling my BOIL and swinging PACW today. Why the fuck do I always second guess myself

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I love COST, got my way through bidenflation on cost.

>> No.54822343

Oh... Well I suppose I need to adjust my order

>> No.54822349

COST is the very definition of the American CAN DO attitude.

>“I came to (Jim Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed. By the way, if you raised (the price) to $1.75, it would not be that big of a deal. People would still buy (it). But it’s the mindset that when you think of Costco, you think of the $1.50 hot dog (and soda).

>“What we figured out we could do is build our own hot dog-manufacturing plant (in Los Angeles) and make our own Kirkland Signature hot dogs. Now we are doing so much hot dog business that we’ve opened up another plant in Chicago.

>“By having the discipline to say, ‘You are not going to be able to raise your price. You have to figure it out,’ we took it over and started manufacturing our hot dogs. We keep it at $1.50 and make enough money to get a fair return.”

>> No.54822350

Microcap gold and silver explorers.
Get the fuck in here!

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I don't consider myself a doomer, but I do remember the 2008 preamble.

>> No.54822378

it's over

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Anyone playing AMD?

>> No.54822384

>Asian fingers typed this
Which flavor, not really important since it distills to Jealousy.
Try working more than 1/2 day/week, faggot, you could be like us.

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Sauce pls

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>4hours ago
Priced in

>> No.54822403

oooo thus be it eeeever
where freeeee men shall staaaand

>> No.54822436

This. No bank can survive a run on deposits.

>> No.54822451

>its news to anyone that a bank survives on its deposits being there

>> No.54822467

I'd pay $2.50 for a braut and soda. $3.50 for a braut and soda with sauerkraut.

>> No.54822479

We need to hold the media accountable for this ducking bullshit
>makes inflation worse by constantly reporting it
>makes banks disappear by constantly reporting it
I never really cared or paid attention until these last few months. Reality is truly what ever the media says it is. Wow.

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>> No.54822494

yes, hold me after hours

>> No.54822502

it'll buy after the crash

what did he do?

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>> No.54822533

Everything you just mentioned is a Biden, McCarthy, Schumer, and Yellen problem, not a Powell problem. If those four want to get together and fix the dollars problems on the global stage, that’s on them to do it. Powell doesn’t give a shit that Argentina has run out of USD and is now begging China to help them, that’s on Biden, McCarthy, and Schumer to figure out, just like the Plaza Accords. Powell can’t fix everything by himself, Congress and Biden need to do their jobs too

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was probably me.

>> No.54822548

Is BUD a buy now, or not until the next earnings call?

>> No.54822553

did you know that dance classes are like 95% women, they are literally starving for males in dance classes

See I'd go to dance class, but im a shy dweeb who would rather stare at charts all day and calculate how to MIN/MAX my RPG characters

dont turn out like me, go to dance class - there are literally dozens of women in one class and they had no male partners

>> No.54822560

You live in Seattle? For as many people here that claim to hate lefties, all of you niggers seem to live in Seattle.

>> No.54822568

Dancing is fucking stupid

>> No.54822575

>Job openings hit their lowest level since April 2021 in a sign that the Federal Reserve's efforts to cool the job market through interest rate hikes is paying off.

>The latest Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey, or JOLTS report, released Tuesday revealed 9.6 million job openings at the end of March, down from 9.9 million in February. In April 2021, they stood at 9.3 million.

lol no

>> No.54822578

Man I am a fucking retard

>> No.54822583

Not our fault that this is where all the jobs are.

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Women are fucking stupid

>> No.54822589

And that is exactly why there are so many women and no men lmao

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>> No.54822608

No, changing those conditions externally, then you're right.
But seeing those conditions coming and what they will do internally, those remain in FED purview. Dedollarization is going to increase USD speed globally. The effects to internal US will be based on their buying power internally. Which is also a place where the FED stands. They took the printing power from Congress which would have done this in some fashion, when it still had time and brains.

And I don't expect him to fix everything. The free market is supposed to do that. His primary job is keeping enough cash in the market to keep people employed, and keep bubbles and depressions from forming. There will be a price-out of US dollars for foreign held USD.

>> No.54822622

>Reality is truly what ever the media says it is.
That's not true of everything, but yes, it's true of self-fulfilling-prophecy things like bank runs. Media people must love social institutions like banks and elected politicians that are inherently vulnerable to loss of faith because then they're vulnerable to the media.

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>> No.54822637

Uh oh.

>> No.54822640

How is VIX so low?

>> No.54822642

Teri Hatcher. What a piece of ass

>> No.54822664

Presumably the "risk-free" bond rates get really tempting at a certain point.

>> No.54822671

Well not for long. Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.54822687

Rate my boomerfolio
50% tlt
25% jepi
25% sgol

>> No.54822690

who's worse; BOSTIC or BOSTICK?

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Hmm I don't like this at all.

>> No.54822695

Except for the narrow bank.

Which the Fed rejected lol

>> No.54822696

One can only hope.

>> No.54822698

Credit Suisse?

>> No.54822701
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54822717

waiting till earnings come in.

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Via physical SOXS.

>> No.54822738

got raped

>> No.54822747

I like amd and want nvidia to fail.

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>> No.54822763

I don't think you understand. A large chunk of Budweiser drinkers are never going back to buying their products every. This is the damage that a roastie can do to a company and is why women shouldnt be allowed in the workplace. After the tranny debacle the retards decided to patronize everyone by running a country ad like everyone would just fucking forget. The executives in that company are fucking retarded.

>> No.54822767

I just want the advent of civilization-destroying AI to be marginally delayed.

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>financial collapse in progress
>bailouts imminent
>rape hikes into the foreseeable future
>but ended green
Doing okay.

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>Buying queer beer
I'm...proud of you, anon. Good for you. You're making a very brave statement.

>> No.54822795

Feels like you can pretty much just short anything and win at this point.

>> No.54822798

>voo down
it's all over

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>> No.54822812

Yeah ditto. I've given up on trying to short semis but I hope all that ai shit crashes and burns

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we will be red after the rate hike but then will pump for like no reason for several days to slightly new highs then dump and continue to crab for months

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This is so stupid it's gonna recover by open tomorrow, fucking hate this aftermarket Manipulation

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>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
pic related

>> No.54822837
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>cutting off the ticker
Come on, anon, don't hold out on us.

>> No.54822867

>Mkt cap

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Lowered my cost basis some more, someday I'll be able to write calls that are above my cost basis AND make me some actual money.

>> No.54822878

Why is SBUX and Ford tanking on an earnings beat? Not a retorical question as I'm not invested in either, just curious

>> No.54822880

That makes it sweeter. You know there are maybe like 50 dudes, tops, all getting crushed. It's very personal despair.

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>> No.54822895

Is this a larp? Buying and holding a decaying ETF?

You'd be better off shorting SOXS

>> No.54822897

That looks like it. They deserve this... 47% after hours dump, for taking a ticker reserved for a Girlfriend AI company.

>> No.54822899

its down even more afterhours if so
-47% AH
Anon getting reky

>> No.54822905

Dangerously based.

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Supposed we economically stagnate.

CPI: 10%
SPY: 10%
SPXL: 28% or whatever after expenses/chop

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I wonder what fucking news hit because God fucking damn its closing on on ATL.

>> No.54822950

something about their EV possibly losing 3billion$

>> No.54822959

Probably terrible outlooks because loans and credit cards are getting pricier. That means Dale skips out on the ultra deluxe edition F-150 and Stacy pulls back to only essential expenses (rent, yoga pants, makeup)

>> No.54822963

AI is dead.

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Haha, whoops.

>> No.54822984

Why would it be a larp. It only decays if the market overall goes down, but I think that the market goes up overall more than it goes down.

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WTF did Yellen lie to us?

>> No.54822994

B-But... I haven't made any money on AI...

>> No.54823000

Aggressively stupid article

>> No.54823001

>why is Ford tanking
Should be a rhetorical question at this point. Shit company

>> No.54823003

10 is a low vix, not 20

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>I think that the market goes up overall more than it goes down.

>> No.54823007

Almost like the Bongs are Jelly and honestly miss that the US isn't an externally functioning empire.
Poor lads. The Church of England does still teach Thou Shall Not Covet?

>> No.54823013

She technically isn't lying, there is evidence only after corporate real estate prices collapse.

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> did Yellen lie to us?
Her job is a professional liar...so maybe.

>> No.54823068

WTF I just did business with SBUX.... TODAY!

>> No.54823077

I’d be very pleased if there were actually consequences to this shit but it will all be forgotten about by Memorial Day.
Nobody cares about the Gillette ad anymore either

>> No.54823078

Sure we've been crabbing for a while but a year and a half isn't all that long of a time period, in the grand scheme of things. And what am I going to do, sell at a loss and pivot into SPY? I can't really even write that many calls with the capital I've got if I sold everything.

>> No.54823089

She literally has no choice. If she comes and out and says shits fucked, there will be additional bank runs.

>> No.54823113

>Nobody cares about the Gillette ad anymore
I switched to a safety razor around that time, I haven't looked back but that's just because they're so much better

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I bet what ever back CNN, Fox, CNBC have their business operating accounts at won’t have reports of run. Any bets?

>> No.54823126

Based. Merkur gang.

>> No.54823132

She has cute feet.

>> No.54823135

AMD (AMD) 0.6 / 0.5629 5.4B / 5.3B

>> No.54823138

Any bank ** fucking phone posting

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>AMD: -3.67%

>> No.54823143

Big5 is that you?

>> No.54823150

Lmao soxx bag holders, I am so deliciously ready for NVDA to mention AI 400 trillion times at a rate of 30/nano second and their stock still tank.

>> No.54823154

dont let it get to that situation then, like why the fuck do we have a central bank? just to bail them out I guess?

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>> No.54823168

Nah, at 160+ P/E they have to pull out all the stops. Get real flashy. Have some ChatGPT artificial voice shit mimic the CEO for the opening statement.

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>> No.54823183

Nvidia stock down more than amd. Ah, ya love to see it. I hope nvidia crashes and fucking burns for their complete shit fucking gpu pricing

>> No.54823344

What's the rationale?

>> No.54823358

Algorithms finding similar price, volume, and ties to the Chinese central bank

>> No.54823426

Your own algorithms or did you find this somewhere?

>> No.54823611

Algo trading forum on 6chan

>> No.54823837

comfy Rheinmetall poster still around?
hier für immer

>> No.54824209

I have a feeling things are gonna go nuts when we have a blood red day

>> No.54824524

I'm retarded. Diversification is supposed to be free lunch and lower risk (low correlation assets) while increasing returns but then why do people say that 100% stock portfolio beat a mixture of bonds/stocks in the long term? And that bonds only serve to lessen the dips the equities take from time to time.
Are they just extrapolating historic data? Am I the retard or are they the retards?