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Why is Saturn shilling Chainlink?

>> No.54819684
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And why did Ari Jules use a symbol that shows a beam coming up from Saturn's north pole for Town Crier?

>> No.54819715

>link baggies so desperate they have to look outside the solar system for copium

Kek

>> No.54819753
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>>54819715
>outside the solar system

>> No.54819771

>>54819673
no moon. get satruned

>> No.54819804

People from saturn are fucking pussies, Pluto forever

>> No.54819843

>>54819715
ESL or retard?

>> No.54819862

>>54819715
Bulgarian education

>> No.54819880

>>54819715
>You're shilling doesn't work

>> No.54819907
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>2723 AD
>humanity has conquered the solar system
>settlements on all planets, moons and many asteroids
>new construction materials have enabled the floating cities of Saturn to become the economic powerhouse of humanity
>Saturn is governed by AI smart contracts made possible by Chainlink
>All assets galaxywide are tokenized
>Human population 100 billion

>$6.8, -0.7% on the day

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>>54819684

the T represents Tether, showing people how to buy Chainlink on uniswap. It was for told in the ancient texts of the cryptonomicon

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>>54819715
based

You made the cuckolds seethe hard

>> No.54819945

>>54819715
absolute state of pajeet FUDers

>> No.54819948

>>54819935
>literally talking to yourself
lmao
>You're shilling doesn't work

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>>54819945
>>54819948

>> No.54819982

>>54819957
the picture that destroyed and annihilated the ChainlinkLabs pajeet shills

>> No.54819990

>>54819673
Satanism.

>> No.54819992

>>54819715
where exactly do you think saturn is?

>> No.54820013

>>54819957
>>54819982
endless samefagging lol
>You're shilling doesn't work

>> No.54820014

>>54819990
Elaborate?

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>>54819935
>based

>You made the cuckolds seethe hard

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>>54820013
>EVERYONE WHO FUDS MY HEAVY BAGS IS THE SAME PERSON