/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54816268]

I buy it because it makes people seethe I dont even know what a smart contract is

[Anonymous No.54816438]

>>54816268
it's just a program that runs on the blockchain or some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.54816517]

>>54816268
>I dont even know what a smart contract is
The absolute state of stinkshitters lmao

[Anonymous No.54816750]

>>54816268
>6 years after its ICO
>still trading at single digits
Cuckoldry, not even once

[Anonymous No.54817082]

>>54816268
I don't understand it either. I bought at sub $1 and have 35,453 link. I wish I sold at $50. It just seemed like it would keep going up. So I didn't.

[Anonymous No.54817114]

>>54817082
So you had 1.8 million dollars in may 2021 and you didn't sell?

[Anonymous No.54817186]

>>54817114
The price was skyrocketing, it looked like it wouldn't stop and I didn't want to lose out on potentially getting $2million or more. My goal was to never work again, $1.8 million isn't enough for that. I also have absolutely no idea what oracles or smart contracts are and frankly don't care. Just want to be rich.

[Anonymous No.54817379]

>>54816268
Based

[Anonymous No.54817389]

>>54816268
A smart contract is a piece of out dated tech that AI replaces along with Chainlink

[Anonymous No.54817409]

>>54816517
>>54816750
>>54817114
>>54817389
wow all this seething sure proves OP wrong lmao

[Anonymous No.54817473]

>>54817082
Same. What actually is an oracle? How does it interact with a DON? I just assume it's a blockchain.

[Anonymous No.54817515]

why would I seethe about cuckholds?

[Anonymous No.54817543]

>>54817515
i honestly don't know. i can't even imagine what a group of internet strangers would have to do to me, to make me ragepost about them daily for months at a time.
Any insights?

[Anonymous No.54817552]

>>54817543
mocking cuckolds is funny, especially because you believe the most insane theories as to why your shitcoin doesn't pump

[Anonymous No.54817576]

>>54817552
I'm trying to imagine how funny mocking cuckolds would have to be, for me to put in the sort of hours that you guys put into it.

[Anonymous No.54817709]

>>54817576
it's infinitely more enjoyable than spending hours of fruitlessly shilling your heavy bags, unironically wondering why the rest of the world doesn't have the foresight to appreciate your genius investment!
touch grass, bagholder

[Anonymous No.54817740]

>>54817709
Like, leg slapping funny? Belly laugh funny? Do you, sort of, bounce out of bed all excited and giggling and then hop on your computer nearly laughing already knowing how funny mocking cuckolds is going to be, on day #1437 of mocking cuckolds?

[Anonymous No.54817766]

>>54817740
yes, unironically, you are a constant source of comedy gold

[Anonymous No.54817777]

>>54816268
smart

[Anonymous No.54817790]

>>54817709
so my (You) is enough for you to spend every waking minute talking about link non stop in every link thread possible? I doubt you're actually enjoying it, 99% of it must be pure noise which you immediately forget doing the same thing over and over and over again

[Anonymous No.54817801]

>I have destroyed half a decade of my finances because people on an anime image board make fun of me for being retarded
Le seethe and le cope!1

[Anonymous No.54817813]

>>54817576
they're just throwing the word at the wall over and over again hoping that it sticks, not even understanding that their target audience is up $300-400k on link alone on average so the "cuckold" thing doesn't even make sense, and doesnt even account for the other stuff that myself and others have profited off of over the past few years
im pretty sure some of them are doing it because they feel like their lives depend on it - id be pretty scared post singularity if i spent thousands of hours and thousands of posts trying to piss ogs off

fun fact: its not that expensive to buy someone's information and have them abducted from some of the countries these fud spammers originate from

[Anonymous No.54817814]

>>54817777
checked

[Anonymous No.54817838]

>>54817790
that's a reach, but yeah this is the general idea. Believe it or not, mocking you has brought me tremendous entertainment and joy, and I'll be genuinely sad when you get tired of shitposting in a couple of years while this memecoin fades into obscurity
>>54817813
post like these, dreaming of exacting revenge on the fudders with your imaginary wealth once you make it are beyond hilarious to me.

[Anonymous No.54817864]

>>54817838
>>54817766
>>54817709
How about explaining why you're even here over and over and over, like you're doing now.
Is that enjoyable?

[Anonymous No.54817868]

>>54817766
Getting literally thousands of hours of entertainment out of repetitively calling internet strangers cuckolds sounds like the depths of delusional insanity to me, anon, but if that's where you're at in life and you're having a good time, and not hurting anyone, then I guess you do you.

[Anonymous No.54817872]

>>54817838
i'm sure you have nothing to worry about
: )

[Anonymous No.54817889]

>>54817838
Have you ever thought of getting out of this place and actually working to improve your life?

[Anonymous No.54817909]

>>54817864
>is that enjoyable
yes
>>54817868
obsessively shilling a shitcoin on an obscure mongolian image board for years sounds like insanity to me, it's all a matter of perspective
>>54817872
I don't, my fellow fin baggie
>>54817889
nope, I've made it and I'm a NEET.

[Anonymous No.54817937]

I’ve been keeping track of all the fudders, will open my smart contract mark on them once the system is ready. Thinking I’ll probably offer 50 link ($50,000) per head

[Anonymous No.54817948]

>>54817937
average assassination contracts IRL go for $100k, but if you're planning on paying with LINK, I have nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.54817950]

>>54817838
>that's a reach
is it though? because I know you aren't just carefree enjoying your time here and there, you're doing the equivalent of a full time job at the same time constantly refreshing the catalog to make sure to be the very first reply in every possible LINK thread at all times, then you also switch IDs and post as fast as possible again, all for free supposedly just for your "enjoyment"

I know that even if I make a LINK thread in like 2 hours you will make sure to reply in miliseconds as the thread is created, I doubt monitoring the /biz/ catalog 24/7 like a janny is that enjoyable

[Anonymous No.54817955]

>>54817813
I just try to imagine going on, say, a Jaguar forum and being like "Jaguar XEs suck" and the whole forum getting angry at me, and me feeling like a clever little troll. Then going on the next day to recreate that high of attention and conflict.
But then, like, going onto the Jaguar forums for hours a day, every single day, to say XEs suck. Like, how many hours in before that gets kind of concerning?
How many months of being the guy on the Jaguar forums, every single day, calling Jaguar owners cuckolds before that transitions from antagonistic shitposting to legitimately deranged?

[Anonymous No.54817966]

>>54817868
Pic related is the kind of person youre dealing with, anon
Not many people engage with fudders on here because they know that the average fudcuck is literally just an extemely mentally ill coomer who bought the top and sold at a loss, or gambled everything away on celsius / bancor. They feel like they have been cucked by ogs, so they just sit there and project project project day in day out in the hopes that they get someone, anyone to make the same mistake they did. Basically crabs in a bucket that will kill themselves after link does have that parabolic rise after mainstream adoption.

[Anonymous No.54817984]

>>54817950
woah you went off the deep end anon, come back
>>54817955
years it seems, I think you'll have to learn to live with it. The better question would be why do you continue to come back instead of finding a better echo chamber for your needs?
>>54817966
that's me, I say those things and I look like pic rel

[Anonymous No.54817986]

>>54817543

so you are a proud cuckhold?

[Anonymous No.54818010]

>>54817966
Can you imagine sitting in your goon cave on hour 4 of your porn binge, finally finding the most perverted video of nigger gangbang cuck porn and then cumming and feeling disgusted with yourself? To cope as you close all the browsers of filth in your dimly lit basement you think “I know! I’ll hop on /biz/ and call anons that have more money than me cuckolds! That will show them! That will make me feel better before it’s time for another goon session!”

[Anonymous No.54818016]

>>54817909
Nobody has obsessively shilled LINK here in literal years, anon.

[Anonymous No.54818026]

>>54818016
LINK is consistently the most shilled shitcoin on /biz/ anon
it's a /link/ board, remember?

[Anonymous No.54818040]

>>54818010
yes I can imagine that! I have a vivid imagination

[Anonymous No.54818043]

>>54818010
Linkies are cuckolds thoughwever.

You literally brag about losing dollars, sats and gweis.

[Anonymous No.54818077]

>>54818026
There are two fud threads, one "not selling" thread, and this thread in the catalog at the moment. Zero shill threads. That's the entirety of LINK content on here.

[Anonymous No.54818098]

>>54818077
but this is a /link/ board?

[Anonymous No.54818105]

>>54818098
you sound special

[Anonymous No.54818121]

>>54818105
you sound butthurt, why's that?
btw my filters have revealed fourteen (14) LINK threads on the catalogue as we speak.

[Anonymous No.54818128]

>>54818098
If it's a link board then it's one that doesn't have any obsessive shilling, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.54818143]

>>54818128
fuck off fudder! this is a /link/ board!

[Anonymous No.54818169]

>>54818143
>some rando occasional says X
>this proves it's a link board
Kind of a reach I'd say

[Anonymous No.54818188]

>>54818143
Is there a possibility that you're creating an opponent in your imagination to give yourself something to fight against?
If your whole fight is against obsessive linkies shitting and spamming up the board, but nobody is actually doing that, then aren't you just fighitng against your own imagination?

[Anonymous No.54818202]

>he thinks getting the absolute piss ripped out of him is "seething"

[Anonymous No.54818201]

>>54817909
>>54818026
>>54818098
>>54818121
>>54818143
This absolute loser Pink Boy hasn't made shit rofl. Seething poorfag.

[Anonymous No.54818213]

>>54818169
>some rando occasional>>54818188
hi there newfag, welcome the cult, enjoy your stay
>>54818188
>Is there a possibility that you're creating an opponent in your imagination to give yourself something to fight against?
nope that would be (You)
I love encountering linkies playing dumb and acting like the victim
>>54818201
yep, I'm a Pink Boy bulgarian Jump jeet, and I've typed all of them posts

[Anonymous No.54818230]

>>54818213
Can you link to some of the chainlink shill spam you're fighting against? Anything from the last month?

[Anonymous No.54818233]

>>54818202
cuckolds love being humiliated

[Anonymous No.54818234]

>>54816268
>I dont even know what a smart contract is
BASED

[Anonymous No.54818255]

>>54818230
I would but my Jump Trading/NEXO/BTC suppression whale boss has prohibited me from doing so :(

[Anonymous No.54818277]

>>54818255
Did you know there were Japanese soldiers in the pacific who kept fighting WWII years after it was over, refusing to believe the battle was over and there was no enemy for them to fight?

[Anonymous No.54818304]

>>54818277
you just described the remaining link holders on this board
btw what are we going to do about those darn BTC suppression dumps? should we make some threads about them?

[Anonymous No.54818318]

>>54818277
holy digits checked!!
rejoice marines, KEK just signaled that fudders and MEV nefarious trannies will PAY UP™

[Anonymous No.54818356]

>>54818304
there are no threads about them, anon. you keep describing an enemy that simply isn't there.

[Anonymous No.54818373]

>>54818356
you're right anon, just because these threads don't happen to be up at this very moment that means they never do!
pay up btw

[Anonymous No.54818374]

>>54818304
>what are we going to do about those darn BTC suppression dumps?
Let’s just blame them on Sergey, like with everything else under the sun.

[Anonymous No.54818384]

>>54818374
gotcha!
see anon, they never went away>>54818356

[Anonymous No.54818396]

>>54818373
if the enemies are only in your mind then they are only in your mind, anon

[Anonymous No.54818400]

>>54818396
Jump trading jeets are after every one of you
sleep with one eye open

[Anonymous No.54818408]

>>54817082
You're really going to round-trip a shitcoin back to $0 like that? That's a fucking ton of money to watch evaporate. You know it's never going to recover right?

[Anonymous No.54818421]

>>54818400
i think you've lost what little coherence you had at the start. I'll pray for you, anon. I have no animosity towards you at all. God bless you.

[Anonymous No.54818444]

>>54818421
Simeon the Bulgarian is already planning his next attack against ChainLink, the short selling ladder attack shall recommence soon.
you have been warned

[Anonymous No.54818470]

>>54816750
most coins a few years after their ICO are ACTUALLY dead lmao

[Anonymous No.54818474]

>>54818373
>just because these threads don't happen to be up at this very moment that means they never do!
They only pop up at two specific times:
1) when Link is pumping on its own
and
2) shortly after when Bitcoin dumps

[Anonymous No.54818480]

>DAILY REMINDER
the cuckolds believe there is a nefarious triumvirate made up of JUMP, Bulgarians and the MEV mafia to suppress their rank 23 premined ponzi

[Anonymous No.54818532]

>>54818474
sure, and when LINK is doing fuck all the board has a mere 13 LINK threads, not including 4 of them evading my filters, like the OP for example
just give up, bro the jig is up

[Anonymous No.54818556]

>>54818532
>when LINK is doing fuck all the board has a mere 13 LINK threads
Yeah, Link fudders have been spamming pretty hard for many years now.

[Anonymous No.54818570]

>>54818556
It's Simeon and the jeet CEO of Jump trading along with their MEV minions, I think you're too focused on the fud threads and you're missing all the latest crumbs on the good shill threads anon!

[Anonymous No.54818588]

>>54818570
>all the latest crumbs
Like what? I seem to have missed them.

[Anonymous No.54818605]

>i-if only...I spammed "sissy cuckold" on the anonymous Business & Finance imageboard...just a bit more...

[Anonymous No.54818618]

>>54818588
>>>54767004

>>>54749444

you're welcome marine, have fun reading all that fresh copium, it ought to last you another year or so.

[Anonymous No.54818634]

>>54818605
>i-if only...I spammed "$1000 EOY!!" on the anonymous Business & Finance imageboard...just a bit more...

[Anonymous No.54818643]

Chainlink (ticker: LINK) clearly hurt 26JTPZAa really, really badly and mentally fucked him into spamming against it nonstop (and that's a good thing)

[Anonymous No.54818646]

>>54818618
I'd say those are more conspiracy theories than bread crumbs.

[Anonymous No.54818660]

>>54818643
Jump trading pays me to do this by dumping BTC
>>54818646
yeah sure whatever but someone IS suppressing our favorite ERC667 token and somebody has to do something about this!

[Anonymous No.54818674]

>>54818660
Where does the number 667 come from? I'm curious now.

[Anonymous No.54818676]

>>54818643
we're all being paid.

I made 130k since 2021 fudding chainlink, it's a good side hustle

[Anonymous No.54818686]

>>54817777
checked

[Anonymous No.54818689]

>>54818674
it all goes back to Ari's fascination with numerology, read his novel Tetraktys, you should read it it's amazing

[Anonymous No.54818711]

>>54818689
Any idea what that number means to him?

[Anonymous No.54818748]

>>54818711
As a prominent member of the cult of Demeter, and a well known Saturn worshiper, he originally wanted to name it ERC666 but that would be way too obvious.

[Anonymous No.54818850]

>>54818748
> he originally wanted to name it ERC666
Seems obvious if there isn't a specific meaning to 667
>and a well known Saturn worshiper
Interesting if true. What's the evidence for this one?

[Anonymous No.54818890]

>>54818532
yet here you are

[Anonymous No.54818919]

>>54818850
>where's the evidence for this one
sorry you're way too much of a newfag to make fun of, I'm interested on 19-20 era fagtards who actually know the lore
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=saturn+symbol
>>54818890
I keep telling you, it's fun!

[Anonymous No.54818976]

>>54818919
Oh yeah, forgot about that one.
What's the orange symbol within the symbol?

[Anonymous No.54819010]

>>54818976
no spoonfeeding, you had 2 years, pool's closed,
also >>54818646
conspiracies or not, LINK tw@tter has decided to propagate them anyway with 4chan screencaps
so much for muh "nobody is shilling LINK anymore!!"

[Anonymous No.54819029]

>>54819010
So you don't know what the symbol in the symbol of town crier is? Oh well..

[Anonymous No.54819087]

>>54818919
I mean, visually, it looks like it's implying Saturn and it's rings, with a connection to it's hexagonal north pole storm.

[Anonymous No.54819210]

I have 2k link