can i hire a cute zoomer girl to suck me off for 200 bucks?

[Anonymous No.54806236]

thats all i have left and i need a will to go to work tomorrow.

promise i bath daily so my dick smells very nice

[Anonymous No.54806244]

>>54806236
God why can't you be a desperate woman, OP?
Patriarchy my ass.

[Anonymous No.54806251]

>>54806236
Ya

[Anonymous No.54806263]

Suck it yourself and treat yourself to a nice $200 meal afterwards.

[Anonymous No.54806460]

>>54806236
Yes I do this sort of thing regularly on seeking.

The best pickings are when the service economy dips, like the absolute once in a lifetime best was COVID before the stimulus checks went out. But right now is OK too.

[Anonymous No.54806479]

>>54806236
Imagine being such a subhuman you brag about taking a shower daily lmao.
It's over for you OP. Not only are you physically ugly and disgusting, you're also a wagie lmao.
Get your shit together dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.54806549]

>>54806460
O_O what the fuck did you do?

[Anonymous No.54807154]

>>54806460
>200
>cute
not a chance, fagboy.

[Anonymous No.54807210]

>>54807154

[Anonymous No.54807214]

>>54806251
>>54806236
A blowjob will cost a lot more than that from a zoomer, likely $1000

[Anonymous No.54807256]

>>54806549
Contacted maybe 200 chicks asking them about various degrease activities. Finally found one who was down to blow me with her feet on my face. Paid her I don’t know what but 200-300 I think.

Just keep doing that over and over as needed.

When COVID shut down barista jobs it was easier to get them to say yes to degenerate stuff and prices were lower, but it can still be done.

Also you need to pay for an account which is $80 a month.

[Anonymous No.54807266]

>>54807210
there's just no way, unless your idea of cute is actually not cute at fucking all, which is likely the case here.
>t. most handsome guy on that faggoty website
also what city

[Anonymous No.54807272]

>>54807214
See >>54807210

Loads of 18-20 year olds on Seeking. Maybe 1% will blow you for $200 but that just makes it a number game.

[Anonymous No.54807279]

>>54807256
Bingo. You fucking fag, kys kys.

[Anonymous No.54807306]

>>54807266
Dallas and here is an example.

I know, I know, you only get with girls way hotter than that and you’d never let this one blow you ew gross.

[Anonymous No.54807327]

I want to cum in zoomettes and knock them up

[Anonymous No.54807328]

>>54807279
Ha yeah makes sense I’m gay because I let a woman blow me.

/biz/ really is the best place to get advice about getting girls.

[Anonymous No.54807330]

>>54806479
>you're also a wagie lmao.
better than NEET

[Anonymous No.54807375]

>>54807272
how much to raise those odds to say 90%?
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.54807455]

>>54807375
$500 would probably do it.

It costs no more to message 1 chick than it does 200, so I just take the shotgun approach.

It does take more time, but I am not in a hurry with this stuff.

[Anonymous No.54807997]

>>54807455
how did you message them? what was your opening line? I want to run the shotgun approach similarly

[Anonymous No.54808036]

>>54807306
She's actually pretty cute for being brown anon. Good job.

[Anonymous No.54808120]

>>54807997
My first message is always to ask whether they are open to PPM arrangements. Half will say no so I just don’t reply at all. 1/4 will say yes so I usually run a line about wanting to meet for a drink or chat or whatever and if we click would they be up for more.

The other 1/4 won’t know what that means and those are the best. I run a line about being really busy and not being able to meet up regularly but would they just want to make a little now and then. They are the least jaded and are often just focused on making enough to gap up to their rent or cell phone bill or some pair of shoes they want.

[Anonymous No.54808131]

>>54806460
I've got to try that sometime. What does your approach look like exactly? I thought you can get kicked for being direct on that app?

[Anonymous No.54808209]

>>54807330
theres
>> IncelNEET
but there's also
>> ChadNEET

the incelneet is neet because society rejected him. In school he had no friends and none of the HR roasties wanted to give him a job cause he wasn't handsome. So he became the incelneet. he plays vidya and cooms 6 times per day, after gaming for 16 hours straight he sleeps for 16 hours straight. he drinks cola and pisses in a bottle in his room cause he doesn't have the motivation to go to the toilet. its literally 10 meters from his bedroom.but he can't go there. He pees in a bottle in his room and smokes weed. sometimes his mommy brings him chicken tenders.

then there's
CHADneet.
he goes need on the regular in between jobs. he travels the world, he meditates he works out. he is motivated to become better, physically, spiritually. ChadNEET has never played a game since he became 16+. he also gets a girlfriend every time he does go out of the house. at work, at the bar, in a different country, it doesn't matter. he has good genetics so girls are drawn to him. The ChadNEET is aware of how much a scam the "work 40 years then pay off your mortgage" life is. so he doesn't partake. he takes time for himself and is always developing. Usually a ChadNEET is rich, but even if he is broke he still has girlfriends all the time. cause girls are not attracted to money. they are attracted to GOOD GENETICS.

[Anonymous No.54808272]

>>54807256
this guy knows what he's talking about. I do the same but with Instagram "models". I just ask a bunch of them if they would have sex with me for a certain amount. like 1/100 usually say yes. remember, these are insta models so they're a bit above avg in looks. it's much better than paying an ugly hooker.

[Anonymous No.54808402]

>>54808272
Do you flirt with them first, or just directly proposition them in your first message?

[Anonymous No.54808505]

>>54807266
>most handsome
Not so fast you broccoli haired little shit

t. Chad

[Anonymous No.54810085]

>>54808272
Right what does your approach look like. How much do you have to pay?

[Anonymous No.54810110]

>>54806479
imagine showering daily

[Anonymous No.54811179]

>>54806460
Give us tips anon.