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>> No.54805504

You can rent your fart box with zero overhead.

>> No.54805516

>>54805476
Pretty much any service job in which you go in/to peoples' homes with a sidekick (lawn care, pool cleaning, cleaning, gutter cleaning, A/C duct cleaning, handyman, tree trimming, screen/window repair, pet grooming, car detailing, interior/exterior painting, etc)

>> No.54805522

>>54805476
$6000 beater truck, $3000 trailer, $6000 in lawn equipment (zero turn mower, cheap push mower, weedeater, blower, etc)

Could probably go less for trailer and more for equipment. Then start knocking on doors.

>> No.54805588

>>54805522
Everyone and their brother starts a lawn business and it sucks

>> No.54805613

>>54805476
>buy a Honda
>become Uber driver
It’s that simple

>> No.54805619

>>54805588
handy man

>> No.54805646

>>54805588
Building the clientele is the worst part but that's the same for any business. You're not afraid of being outside are you, anon?

>> No.54805726

What are you good at? Do you have any talents or skills? With that little capital, all you can really do is amplify what you're already good at and try to market and monetize it

>> No.54805756

When starting a Business, stick to what you know.

If you are not an auto mechanic, do not open a Repair shop...
If you Can't cook, do not buy a Hot dog cart and start grilling wieners...

If you enjoy art/design, buy a laser engraver, and start doing merchandise for local business, pens and other Knick Knacks.

You enjoy models, Buy a 3D Printer and do Wax casting molds, sell the molds, or buy the furnace and start smelting.

Have a Garage and like working on cars?
Buy a tire changer and balancer machine, start repairing tires and do brakes (Easy work)

For $15000 you are limited, but UNLIMTED ideas can come, but stick to what you know.

>> No.54805760

kneepads

>> No.54805839

>>54805476
Kneepads are pretty cheap

>> No.54805847

>>54805756
I’m really good at acting smug and racist. I’m also good at drinking alcohol

>> No.54806146

>>54805847
Politics has your name written all over it.
I suggest local Mayor to start, then work your way up to Congressman in 20 years.

>> No.54807189

>>54806146
you have to go back

>> No.54808562
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>>54805476
Bruh use that money to get passive income

>> No.54808594

>>54805516
>>54805522
>>54805613
>>54805756
>>54805839
thats not a business thats a job

>> No.54808609

>>54808594
What do you think a business is

>> No.54808713

>>54805476
You could buy Molly and sell it

>> No.54808749

Keep it in your bank account and get a business loan to rent a shop

>> No.54808877

>>54808609
these people have seen too many fake passive income youtube videos

>> No.54808934

>>54808749
Wtf I just looked it up
You need 80% or more collateral for an SBA loan
Wtf what a waste of time

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>>54805476
thats more than enough to start a huge farming pool

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>>54805476
Not a business but you can go all in on AVAX

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>>54808934
Just say that you're black on the application.

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>>54809280
How do you make money with AVAX?

>> No.54810650
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>>54810433
Staking bruh

>> No.54810657

>>54805476
Pressure washing

>> No.54810744
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>>54805476
Porn studio. Charge whores, strippers, and onlyfans e-girls to use your studio for pornos.
Sets and services include:
>Gloryhole box
>Gloryhole table
>Classroom props for sexy school girl scenes
>Stripper pole
>10x10 Mirror room
>bdsm equipment
>hires cameras and editing (editing videos requires a 10iq. Anyone can do it)
You could easily make your money back within a few months.

>> No.54810827

>>54810744
That would unironically be a decent idea if you are living in a big city

>> No.54810841

>>54805476
you can buy 0.54 BTC

>> No.54810854

>>54805847
I'd say own a boomer bar but those probably cost more than 15k kek

>> No.54810860

>>54805476
Atms/ Vending machines

>> No.54810870
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>>54805847
>I’m really good at acting smug and racist. I’m also good at drinking alcohol
You need to be 18 to post here

>> No.54810911

>>54805476
You could do Amazon FBA, Forex, or buy some vending machines. Whatever works for you good luck

>> No.54811180

>>54810827
I actually do live in one but I live in a 2 room apartment (the toilet and shower are in my bed room) so there's no room for a porn studio sadly.
Hopefully another anon takes my idea.

>> No.54811195

>>54810870
he's more mature than you are faggot

>> No.54811245

>>54805476

Porn websites.

$2k for Cameras and computers. $1k for lighting and sets. Rest for whores

>> No.54811270

>>54808594
fuck off, kike. go back to Germany.

>> No.54811296

>>54810433
You don't

>> No.54811318

>>54805476
unironically you can make video games for less than $1000 a year. They're pretty shit and you won't sell alot. But once a game is done it can be done and you can start the next project.

>> No.54811320

>>54805476
Only fans management agency.

People have no idea how much money desperate pathetic men are throwing at these women who are clueless in how to maximise the gold mine that they have. Coming up with a good strategy to maximise profits and taking half the revenue would work I reckon. I've toyed with the idea but would not want my name associated with it in anyway as it would affect my main career and make me look like a sleazy degenerate.

>> No.54811723

>>54805476
I would say restaurants but I'm a hungry son of a bitch, maybe something that is recurring in many people but at the same time very expensive uhhh, I know offices or buffets for lawyers can cost that, if you have a job try to become self employed, you will earn more and with that, you will cover all extra expenses, or maybe just bet everything on some shit with new technology like 0x0, or btc, or anything else, you have future with that kind of money

>> No.54811852

Hitman

>> No.54812147

>>54811320
That's long for 'pimp'

>> No.54813386

>>54810433
If you have 40k you can become a validator and make passive income around that.

>> No.54813451

>>54805476
No good ones unless you have a trade skill. I work as a mobile welder and clear over six figures.

>> No.54813478

>>54805619
Why do I need $15k to give handjobs?

>> No.54813485

>>54808594
Welcome to starting your own business. It’s a job for a VERY long time. And a very stressful one at that. It takes a long time before you can just kick your feet up and let the business run itself, if ever. And that even if it doesn’t crash and burn, potentially due to something completely out of your control.

>> No.54813791

>>54810744
We unironically thought about this with a fren, for OF's. He's a photographer and I'm good with platforms / accounting. Found a few girls that were interested but at the moment of truth they wouldn't do it. Not whore enough, and I'm not a pimp type of guy either.

My fren got a OFs job somewhere else, and made 100 filming two fat whores in a shower for 2 hours.

>> No.54813921

>>54813791
>and I'm not a pimp type of guy either.
I am I was selling candy in middle school and when people owed me money I got other kids to beat them up. Very interesting what you and your friend are doing.
>My fren got a OFs job somewhere else, and made 100 filming two fat whores in a shower for 2 hours.
How'd he do this? Does he just ask random e-girls to film them?
I'm somewhat handy with a camera and can edit so it's certainly an interesting prospect. Do yall live in an urban area or rural? $50 an hour seems kinda cheap. Was it his shower or theirs?

>> No.54813934

>>54813791
Exploiting women is an art, my dude. Not everyone can do it.

>> No.54814080

>>54813386
How much money would that make you though? And what blockchain?

>> No.54814158

>>54813921
>can edit so it's certainly an interesting prospe

> Do yall live in an urban area or rural?
Urban setting.
> How'd he do this? Does he just ask random e-girls to film them?
No idea how he met these girls. He's not done it again afaik. In my case I met two distinct girls on Tinder, and when we were on the date the OFs topic came out and how she heard it was good business. Both expressed they had no skills whatsoever with video, computers and production. That might be a good starting point.
> $50 an hour seems kinda cheap.
2nd world country.
>Was it his shower or theirs?
airbnb rental

>>54813934
I was not talented at manipulating woman, though I'm getting better. A month ago I met a girl who was going for breast surgery, was openly talking about it, and for the first time in life I went full strategic on this whore. Played it perfectly and scored, never talked to her again. But it took me a long fucking lifetime to learn this. Can't imagine what it looks like to exploit a woman both sexually and economically.

>> No.54814311

>>54814158
>at manipulating woman
I did it for some time, but it turned out to be exhausting since I'm not a natural psychopath. Once they're hooked, they become an emotional bottomless pit and every time they want more and more drama.

>> No.54814315

>>54814158
>airbnb rental
Hope the whores paid for it then lol
>2nd world country
>Both expressed they had no skills whatsoever with video, computers and production. That might be a good starting point
Guess I could charge more. I'd need a good camera though. Thanks for answering my questions anon!

>> No.54815848

>>54805476
vinyl gutters. It's easy. Get a couple ladders and a buddy. You can charge an average of ~$1.2k for a typical 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house for vinyl gutters. Eventually you can save up enough to get a trailer and a roll former. You can get a used one for around $6k on a good day. Now you can buy straight aluminum coil and fab your own seamless aluminum gutters. That's what rich people like. You can charge around $2.5-3k for a rich guys house. For houses you want a 6" x .23" roll former. Commercial properties often use bigger gutters, requiring a bigger machine. You can play it by ear. Charge whatever you want - whatever they'll pay. It's your "company". Its so fucking easy bro. I'm doing gutters on some Indian dudes house: $2,100, removing a tree he wants out: $1,800, and potentially building a fence: $9k. You don't have to do all that but you can snap up the extra business if you want or just hook up a homie that will do it. Gutters bro. ~6 hours of work just bullshitting putting up gutters, $2,100 in a day. It's THIS easy.

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54815936

I want to do some type of digital service, or digital product, targeting single female boomers from the USA

What digital product or service could be a good fit for that target audience?

>> No.54815944

coffee cart.
theres one company, forgot the name, but I saw their listing in one of those franchise magazines, well they make coffee cart/bike. so now if you live near a college campus, you bike there in the mornings, hang out near the lecture halls, I bet even stacies would buy coffee from a chud like you. good luck.

that or a shoe repair store. thought about doing it myself, but no one gets their shoes repaired anymore cept the rich, so if your shop aint got a good location for that, no bizness. but I also thought I could sell either used socks or covert feet pics on the side with a shoe repair shop.

or just sell water and soda on the street in front of the baseball stadium.

>> No.54815987

>>54810744
>no milking table

NGMI

>> No.54816012

>>54815936
sell chad sperm.

>> No.54817691
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>>54805476
Start a firewood bizniz.
Pickup = 4k
Woodsplitter = 1k
Chainsaw = 1k
The only tricky part is you need land to store it on over 6 months, beyond that it's ez money.

>> No.54820160

>>54805516
This.
Service businesses are still lucrative and wide open.
Since most fags and women refuse to get their hands dirty, you're not competing with some HR roastie or diversity hire.
As long as you're willing to work hard, keep your commitments, and work through adversity, you'll have as much work as you want to take on.
We're still 100 years away from AI taking away the dirty jobs, but it won't be long before the middle management dipshits are forced to start looking at the service industry to pay their bills.
I do concrete work, and it's pretty tough. I'd still rather do pour concrete every day than sit in an office like I used to.
Also, up north a lot of service jobs like concrete or pressure washing are seasonal, so you work your ass off for 8 months a year and the rest of the time you're able to relax or spend in warm weather.

>> No.54820352

Service is probably best bet with small capital, Sometimes they even outperform more advanced service or product businesses as there is not always as much of a need for more niche expensive products/ services but there will typically always be a need for common service jobs.

>Only issue is that being in an urban environment means there are already established good quality providers with tons of equally good quality providers trying to pick up the smaller scraps to become more established.

>It should be easy to pick up the left overs and take out the people who aren't as serious or just do a shit job.

>Not that there isn't enough work but it can be really uphill.

One wonders if it would be worth it to save up more money and buy something already established. Sure it will cost more and could still fail but at least it is an advantage over somebody just starting out even if less profitable.

>> No.54820595

>>54817691
Have you considered making potash fertilizer from burning your wood?
How much acreage do you have?

>> No.54820625

>>54805476
Flexing abdominal muscles to the gallery

>> No.54820655

>>54805847
sounds like construction is the right line of work for you

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>>54805476
What's your value proposition? Don't go into business if you can't answer that question. Pic related.

>> No.54821237

>>54805847
You're hired.

>> No.54821694

>>54813478
lmao

>> No.54821761

>>54820160
I knew a guy would lived in RI and would clean pools in the summer. He made enough money to spend six months of the year unemployed in FL.

>> No.54821808

>>54805476
parting out 90s shitboxes on fleabay.

>> No.54821862

>>54805476
Buy a truck and trailer and do hot shot deliveries

>> No.54821904

>>54820595
No, can you explain the benefits of this potash?
We don't burn anything as we don't have a fireplace at home.
My dad has a few acres but on my mom's side there's much more which I haven't even started on and she's asking me when I'm coming by lmao.
There is plenty of opportunity and I am truly blessed in that way.

>> No.54823324

I live in NYC and have 100k to my name. How can I go about doing this only fans business? Plenty of whores here desperate for money.

>> No.54823353

>>54805847
Join a union. Any union.

>> No.54824268

>>54823324
I'm >>54811320

There is a lot of money to be made here.

The model I would go with is as follows :
>create an instagram page with link to official looking website in the bio. Buy followers and likes to look more appealing. Add a qualifier to make it seem exclusive, we only work with top 10% creators or some bullshit
>Use insta, Reddit and seeking.com to reach out to models and offer your services. Promise to double their subscriber count within 2 months to get them on board (doesn't matter if you follow through or not). Base the sales pitch on the time they will save by hiring you and the extra revenue, obviously
>Branch out into selling feet pics to perverts on foot fetish websites, selling used panties, authentic or not. I don't know how to get a realistic smell but I'm sure I'd figure it out.
>Coach them on how to maximise their revenue by leading them on and connecting with them on an emotional level. Offer meetups for 5k+, guarantee some sad fucks would buy it.

I haven't even done much real research but the startup costs are almost non-existent and I have no doubt there is a massive upside. Getting the models to agree to a 40:60 would be the biggest challenge but if you manage to seel it it's very difficult for them to quantify how much value you actually bring. You can hire 3rd worlders on Fiverr and Upwork to message on behalf of the models but you need to be certain they sound legit. I think there's an opportunity to make a lot of money here.

>> No.54825543

>>54815987
I said "gloryhole table" because I forgot what milking tables were called
Don't worry anon i included it

>> No.54825676

>>54811195
>ur like gay!!!!
Incel zoomer

>> No.54825911

>>54820595
How much could you make if you burnt an entire forrest down? How much can you sell it for?