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Alright, it's time to shut Parsnip shills the fuck up forever.

>Muh smart triggers

If Parsiq was valuable, every frontrunning bot, blockchain HFT, and data-intensive player in the space would be running on it. Fact of the matter is, programmatic preconf event triggers as a service aren't a particularly defensible or lucrative business, no matter how revolutionary Anatoly's approach to it is. "Do y the moment x happens onchain" is a relatively low-capital and commoditized value proposition.

This is why so many people do it in house, and why Parsiq has viable competitors. The company I'm at took the in-house approach because if instantaneous responses to events are mission critical, the latency between servers is a compounding performance liability. This concern for this niche use case applies to The Graph as well.

An example of a competitor in the event triggers space is EPNS/PUSH, decentralized and powered by The Graph of course, which has a similar market capitalization to Parsiq. We love them to death but nobody's under the illusion that they're a trillion dollar protocol, but /biz/ unfortunately has shills like Omega deluding Parsnips like lambs to the slaughter with hollow promises of such future gains.

For those who don't depend on preconf events, Parsiq must contend with The Graph and a sea of other players.

>Muh IQ protocol

NFT. Lending. Get outta here. The worst pivot in the history of pivots, maybe ever. Completely different token for some reason, probably to milk retail some more, with airdrops and staking for PRQ baggies as a consolation prize. There will be NFT lending in the future, but it won't be for the trash you bought with your life savings on OpenSea last year, and there will be far more mature, well-funded, and better connected players overseas facilitating the integration of tokenized offchain real assets with DeFi.

>> No.54800711

>>54800698
XY XX

>> No.54800775

>>54800711 (checked)
Anon I.....

>> No.54800818

>>54800711
XX XX

>> No.54800931

>>54800698
I'd like to be the meat in that sandwich

>> No.54801006

It is over for Parsiq

>> No.54801024

>>54800711
Both XY assuming no intersex or chimerism.

>> No.54801075

>>54800698
>Average Parsiq holders

>> No.54801200

>>54801024
They both have cocks.

Source: I’ve seen them

>> No.54801217

>>54801200
Yeah I said so confidently because they're well known pornstars.

>> No.54801220

Aren't they like 40 now? Lmao

>> No.54801224

>>54801220
Life doesn't end at 40. There's a whole milf category too for porn if you think they're too old now, they're still not.

>> No.54801227

>>54800698
why are those men wearing make up? That's gay

>> No.54801234

>>54801227
It is over for Parsiq

>> No.54801239
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>> No.54801305

>>54801239
Cutie

>> No.54801331

>>54800698
I didn't read your post, but thank you for mentioning parsnip and making a post about it to bring attention considering it hasn't been mentioned here for weeks. You must be holding some heavy bags annon

>> No.54801344

>>54801239
Who is this man

>> No.54801349

>>54801331
Holding this garbage? Anon, you are joking, right?!

>> No.54801360

>>54800698
I'm willing I've coomed to their porn several times and know their names better than any female pornstar

>> No.54801362

>>54801344
Taylor swift

>> No.54801409

>>54800698

Even with all the makeup and hormones they still look like men. XY monstrosities. Tranny chasers are faggots in denial.

>> No.54801470

>>54801409
Reported for transphobia

>> No.54801488

>>54800698
Are these girls sisters?

>> No.54803130

>>54801488
No.

>> No.54803210

>>54800698
nice copy pasta

>> No.54803410

>>54800698
isn't the one on the left a guy who just larped as a tranny to get laid?

>> No.54803796

>>54803210
Refute any of it, Bagie

>> No.54806318

Why is my bag losing value so fast I'm tempted scoop up more.

>> No.54806556

>>54806318
>>54803796

>> No.54806588

>>54806556
Why are you posting so much and quoting yourself? You must hold grt

>> No.54806607

>>54801227
Natalie Mars is not a man anymore.

>> No.54806701

>>54806588
I do. Guess who is going to 100x her money, and who will be left holding some garbage from 2018.

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54807082

Dude you didn't get the memo? You only needed to invest in PEEPO it's not that hard

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Reminder

>> No.54807249

im glad i decided to study business. i have become extremely proficient in clocking trannies

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54807382

Why are you working so hard to fud a project nobody on /biz/ even fucking talks about?

>> No.54807440

Same copy paste every time fag

>> No.54808531

>>54807440
Refute it

>> No.54809332

>>54807382
This.
Thanks to this thread I've been scooping under 0.10 and will continue to do so.
I wouldn't have noticed if not for OP, thanks op.

>> No.54809460

Feminine looking trannies having sex with biological women is the most heterosexual form of pornography.
Prove me wrong.
PROTIP: You can't.

>> No.54809709

>>54808531
Refute what? I agree. You are the one pretending to fud parsiq with this thread. Pathetic

>> No.54810863

>>54807382
>>54808531
Can I get an answer?

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>>54800698