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With the obvious strong-willed hands on display by the Link Marines during the previous bitcoin correction it was clear we just experienced what could be our largest loss of battle-worn brothers for a long time. Admist this brief panic when morale began to falter I bundled together enough Linkies at 43c to earn promotion to Lieutenant Colonel. I am thrilled, honoured and humbled.

The future is bright marines, we grow stronger everyday...

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>> No.5479079
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Honestly who are the jokers who are sellin now. After all we been through. Now you gon sell? Ya Serious?

>> No.5479117

The world will know our ways, link marine.

>> No.5479135
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Congratulations on the promotion! Welcome to the O-Club.

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>> No.5479200

i'll upgrade to Colonel when it dips to 0.2-0.35 cent during the bitcoin run.

>> No.5479254

It's a damn good day to be a marine.

>> No.5479282

Good luck marine, you'll need it.

>> No.5479338

hopefully people will realize link is shit soon.
I mean its just one fucking guy sirgay...

>> No.5479391

People are seeing bitcoin and its spinoffs going up. Probably thinking there is some kind of xmas wave or something to ride up a bit.

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well done Jeanie

>> No.5479460

Hail victory

>> No.5479464

People are still falling for this exit scam by a russian with a feedig fetish and his gay boyfriend? Take it from a seasoned veteran, sell your bags NOW. You will not get another chance.

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Seasoned veteran? More like faggot deserter.

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>> No.5479504

>46 cents and dumping


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I bought the dip, you stinky fucks. Sold right before the BTC run. Feelsgoodman.

Shill me on the shitcoin I just bought.

>> No.5479552

Yay my FUD worked

>> No.5479625

Read it's whitepaper and be enlightened to your new horizon, marine.

>> No.5479684

My name is John McCafe and I will eat my left testicle if chainlink doesn't hit 5000 sat today.

>> No.5479703

Newly promoted corporal sir yes sir!

>> No.5479805

Congratulations Corporal! Soon the world will know of the Marines and their victories against the FUDers.

>> No.5479878


Picked up another cheap bag of digital gold, thanks to the weak hands!

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Sigh...1078 poorfag reporting in. Had 3000, but I lost my stack weeks ago. I was royally JUST'ed by day-trading and chasing false pumps. But even with my losses, I have learned much in this time. Commanders, I ask you all to please forgive my insubordination and welcome me back into the fold. My hands will stay steady. My will shall remain strong. I will accumulate through the dips, and remain steadfast through the pumps. I am a LINK marine, and I am not fucking selling.

>> No.5480009

Nolinker here, I watched Blade Runner 2049 with a friend yesterday. There's a point in the movie when there's some test for androids and they say something like

> Interlinked
> What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked
> Interlinked
> Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked
> Interlinked

And it goes like that for a while. Every time they said interlinked my friend shouted Chain Link and I dreamed about fucking Link today. I just want you all to know, even if you invade me in the oneiric realm I'm never buying your fucking bags.

>> No.5480560

The FUD Wars take their toll but we all come out stronger wiser marine.

>> No.5480588

When that is reality and the Marines have left for Mars you will know your idiocy, no-linker. Take the hint and join us!

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Tag up and hold the line marine, the only sin is selling

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Here's some OC guys.

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tasty shading

>> No.5481121 [DELETED] 

can you post the ranks

>> No.5481154

they're at the start of the thread anon

>> No.5481194

Sergeant reporting in.

>> No.5481427

ID up sarge. We are on the offensive now.

>> No.5481452

that's a battlefield promotion you fucking cherry.

>> No.5481878

I dig it, saved. Also my favorite art style, is that called neoclassical? I am artistically illiterate.

>> No.5482255

Linkies please assure me everything is going to be OK, been holding my link with an iron fist but to see link reach 96c in aussie dollars then to crash back down so quick and feels like its bleeding out again, this isn't happening right? I don't want those fucking normies getting link for 15c-20c like us smart links did.