/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54786860]

I hate my god damn wagie job so much.
The only reason I do it is to buy ~$1500 of BTC every month and hopefully escape this hell.
Waging is absolutely worse than being a NEET, but being financially free and going where you want and doing what you want seems to be worth it.

[Anonymous No.54786866]

>>54786860
If I don’t make it by 25 I’m roping

[Anonymous No.54786893]

>>54786866
I’ll never be mad enough to kill myself, but I already told my parents if I can’t afford a house by 30 (2 more years) I’m moving back in with them and gradually kicking them out. Lazy fucking boomers should buy a new house

[Anonymous No.54786913]

Now listen here you little shit. Im going to give you the resources to make $2000 or more a day doing illegal logging but only if you're willing to do it. Are you going to listen to my instructions or what?

[Anonymous No.54786917]

>>54786913
You won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.54787022]

>>54786913
Step 1.find a wood mill
Step 2.cut a deal with them
Step 3.buy a chainsaw
Step 4.rent a 15 U-Haul truck
You should be able to fit 100 logs in there
100*50=$5000
That's per day you hear
I recommend Alaska since you're not likely to encounter rangers
The penalty for getting caught is a fine
Don't be a pussy faggot

[Anonymous No.54787056]

>>54787022
What’s the payload capacity of a Ufag truck? And how much would all those logs weigh?

[Anonymous No.54787085]

>>54787056
They hold like 1 log kek. There's a reason industrial lumber companys use vehicles with tread

[Anonymous No.54787106]

>>54787056
A 30 feet pine tree weights 75 lbs
You split in half and you can fit in a 15 feet U-Haul truck
Ideally you'd want help

[Anonymous No.54787127]

the jew fears the pine tree poacher

[Anonymous No.54787159]

>>54786860
Monday is first day of new month....penis inspection at 8:(