/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54780580]

Ok let's say I'm homeless and have fourty dollars what do you recommend I do to get started

[Anonymous No.54780583]

>>54780580
Just. Put 101% in.

[Anonymous No.54780592]

>>54780580
Kneepads are roughly $40. Then you can pretty much x3~x5 times your initial investment with your first client.

[Anonymous No.54780600]

get a job. Or pepl. Or pepecoin. The one with the 0xa9e8acf069c58aec8825542845fd754e41a9489a CA. Both are good in mid/long term, but pepl is still micropcap.

[Anonymous No.54780608]

>>54780580
Go to a temp agency that offers daily pay, use the money to buy a pair of boots (the temp agency boots generally are fucking trash)
Use your first days pay to buy a vice to cope with the bullshit of throwing 50lb boxes all day with niggers or lifting 100lb furniture with niggers. Use remaining funds to buy a good tent and a mummy bag. Your 2nd day rent a storage unit so you can have peace of mind with your gear while at work. Your 3rd day get a ymca or gym membership. I personally prefer ymca as it's a little more normalized for homeless to hang around after showering. Repeat the process until you can get yourself a laptop. Buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.54780615]

>>54780608
After several years you will become immune to all propaganda. You will mock renters and home owners. You will despise all forms of weakness. You will CHECK THE CHART DBI MARINES

[Anonymous No.54780627]

>>54780580
I am an art collector and dealer. Go to a public library and learn basic tree, water and cloud drawing or painting. For 20 dollars you can buy a few parchments with frames. For 10 you can buy a display easal. For 5 you can buy a black oil pain and a brush. Create a very basic, rudimentary painting with your knowledge. Do this three times. Now display your best art piece and sell it for 20-30 a pop depending on how good it looks. For the other 5 dollars you can buy a flat of water and maybe a snack while you wait for potential art enthusiasts to buy your 'art'. Just remember to use cardboard to say you're selling it and the price for it. No haggling and make sure to make your mark under the bottom right of parchments. I started out doing this in 2010 and am now making roughly 800k a year. The first year I only made like 10k but the following year it was 25k. By 2015 I had moved into my own apartment and by 2018 I had already flipped art pieces that were apparaised by others upwards to 100k annually.

[Anonymous No.54780634]

>>54780627
And people call me schizo

[Anonymous No.54780637]

>>54780580
XOR
A year from now and we are all getting rich, last bullrun for XOR was 2 years ago and we had a fucking 10x, now XOR announced a new app and a debit card, this means boomers getting into it, which means a HUGE PUMP SOON

[Anonymous No.54780669]

>>54780637
Nobody cares about your crypto scam you fucking jeet.

[Anonymous No.54780683]

>>54780580
Buy a fishing rod, a lighter, an oven tray, some aluminium foil, a second hand sleeping bag and a tarp.

[Anonymous No.54780697]

>>54780637
Wtf happened for it to dump from $900 to $2?

[Anonymous No.54780747]

>>54780683
You can bass fish by hand or just fish in general by wiggling your finger in water. The only component he could buy with that money is a cheap knife and sleeping bag and that's it. You might as well said he needs to buy a tent, a cooler, a stove, a sleeping bag, a hatchet, a fishing rod with a tacklebix and live bait for 40 dollars. Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps am I right grandad?

[Anonymous No.54780769]

>>54780580
Apologize to Mother so she'll let you back into the basement. Only I don't think you've been kicked out yet, or you would be phoneposting and would therefore not have been able to spell forty with a U.

[Anonymous No.54780922]

>>54780580
Not sure what you can do with forty dollars. Buy a meal, maybe. Also what >>54780769 said:
>Apologize to Mother