/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.54774985]

You may be hooked! Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

Previous
>>54773540

[Anonymous No.54775002]

gonna be a long weekend for me and my bags.

[Anonymous No.54775003]

>>54774985
im short some SPY 416 Calls expiring today. Is that the 4pm price or the 4:15pm price? The fuck is this shit you nigger loving cunts? Am I playing 1v1. Why do you want my 4 contracts so bad you niggerloving cock suckers?

[Anonymous No.54775004]

God, the Saturn 5 was cool.

[Anonymous No.54775009]

Im going to be a millionaire when FRC goes up 1000% next week

[Anonymous No.54775011]

got caught in the bear trap on wed
oh well, thinkin' we'll be back down there in a week

[Anonymous No.54775016]

Anyone else bagholding SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54775018]

>>54775003
You're about 99seconds too late sorry bud.
>>54775009
Fdic blocks your path.

[Anonymous No.54775023]

>>54775016
im all in

[Anonymous No.54775028]

Death to Vislink (VISL) and you should be shorting it for free money.

[Anonymous No.54775030]

>First Republic Bank

[Anonymous No.54775031]

You guys know threads don't fall off the board until page 10, right? The last one still has hours left.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775037]

>>54775004
>implying the Saturn V was ever actually constructed to scale and launched
look it was pretty cool, but everybody knows the moon landing was a hoax almost as big as 9/11 and a the holocaust.

[Anonymous No.54775038]

So anybody else kind of surprised that inflation seems to be subsiding as much as it is? I know it's a bit early to call the battle "over" but truflation is calling it at 4%. I still think 4% is gonna be sticky as shit, but if core comes down to below 5%, I'm curious how long until we reach 4% on the core number, and whether or not the fed really truly continues.

I've had a stance that Powell would continue rate hikes until either A) the job is done or B) he breaks something, and we're definitely seeing B happen. Nobody gives a damn what Elizabeth Warren's cunt mind things, but does anybody here really truly think we'll keep trending down until core is at 2% and at this point inflation is defeated? Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.54775043]

>>54775004
I kept expecting something bad to happen

[Anonymous No.54775049]

>>54775031
days. the board is completely dead

[Anonymous No.54775050]

>gold under 2k
Its over,bobo

[Anonymous No.54775052]

>>54775031
newfags don't know and don't care

[Anonymous No.54775055]

>>54775031
>the heckin chainlinkerino crypto threads!!!

[Anonymous No.54775058]

>>54775031
What's the reply limit smart guy?

[Anonymous No.54775059]

>>54775031
you can still post in it

[Anonymous No.54775062]

ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.54775063]

>>54775038
Cleveland Fed nowcast says 5.5% It actually went up slightly from last month. The nowcasts have been very reliable, unlike truflation.

[Anonymous No.54775064]

>>54775050
im actually worried that i have been sticking to the bear side for too long now. after i get out of this i might take a break.

[Anonymous No.54775066]

>>54775018
>You're about 99seconds too late sorry bud.
what happens? are they worthless or not? I dont feel like calling my broker right now to find out. Insane, that's why i didn't sell i wanted to see what the fuck happens. The fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.54775078]

Haha, whew, I was worried for a day or two but looks like TSLA, VOO, BOIL, and SOXL were the right move after all.

[Anonymous No.54775088]

>>54775066
rtfm

[Anonymous No.54775091]

Bros, what the FUCK did AMZN just do today??? I thought they were going to pump over $120 in price after earnings, fuck.

[Anonymous No.54775094]

>>54775038
You should look up what base effects are.

For everyone's reference, monthly CPI last April was 0.4, last May 0.9, and last June 1.2. For the next 3 months it was 0, 0.2, and 0.4.

[Anonymous No.54775095]

>>54775063
big if true, and also concerning I think. I'm not sure where any of this is going if Powell can't keep jacking rates up. I'm wondering what these retarded democrats are gonna do when inflation isn't coming down after they shut down the economy printed a ton of money and then think they can just scapegoat powell so they can put up a minority instead who makes things worse

[Anonymous No.54775097]

>>54775088
not in the links

[Anonymous No.54775100]

5 days

[Anonymous No.54775101]

Remember chuds, not being a gigabull during a 1929-tier tightening cycle makes you a heckin financial terrorist. Joe Biden has the Best Economy Ever™.

t. shills in this thread

[Anonymous No.54775104]

>>54775091
Guided down for AWS (aka the only part of the business that makes any money)

[Anonymous No.54775111]

>>54775066
What do you mean by "short some calls" like you wrote them? because at a close over 416 if you wrote them and held them through close you are obligated to buy 400 shares of spy at 416.

[Anonymous No.54775117]

>>54775101
What if you flew the fagflag upside down?

[Anonymous No.54775119]

>>54775101
What's the alternative?

[Anonymous No.54775125]

Is there a more depressing chart then xerox? Just imagine being a shareholder in april of 1999 not knowing that was that. And then you come back from the dotcom bubble only to slide back down in 2007. That important of a company and even GE or IBM mogs you. Even the dividenders dont even consider you.

[Anonymous No.54775126]

>>54775101
rent free

[Anonymous No.54775132]

>>54775095
See for yourself
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.54775133]

>>54775104
>Guided down for AWS
Anyone who works with cloud (like me) knows that Azure is eating AWS alive, AWS is overpriced and not a good competitor to Azure anymore.

[Anonymous No.54775135]

>>54775038
>truflation
please still shilling that shit

[Anonymous No.54775141]

>FRC

[Anonymous No.54775144]

>>54775100
bullish?

[Anonymous No.54775143]

>>54775104
that's the only growth potential but commerce is still the vast majority of the business. 2.3bil vs 900mil

[Anonymous No.54775145]

>>54775104
>>54775133
Huh, well I guess we will have to see if AMZN will do even more layoffs and shit this year

[Anonymous No.54775146]

>>54775125
What has Xerox even done since the 1980s? It's a zombie company.

[Anonymous No.54775156]

>>54775141
Th-thanks for your help, FRC cat.

[Anonymous No.54775159]

I'm sure you know what comes next.

[Anonymous No.54775164]

>>54775003
lol imagine being short 400 shares of SPY through the weekend. Hope the premium was worth it.

[Anonymous No.54775167]

>>54775016
I cut my losses and bought into UVIX yesterday

[Anonymous No.54775179]

>>54775164
they already expired anon

[Anonymous No.54775186]

VIX 15.75
WTF is going on. Rate kike next week too. Just WTF. Are we approaching some kind of resolution or Mr Snibs gonna ignore even the next rate kike and act like it's nothing that FRC is about to fail?.
>>54775159
I know Mr Snibs is likely going to be our near term future but a triple top seems to be forming so things may be coming to a head finally.
I'm so tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.54775188]

>>54775145
Layoffs are good for business.

[Anonymous No.54775196]

>>54775186
VIX prices volatility for 30 days from now.

There won't be a market 30 days from now.

[Anonymous No.54775198]

>>54775179
The holder has until 5:30pm ET today to exercise.

[Anonymous No.54775201]

>>54775100
Doesn't matter. It's already priced in.

[Anonymous No.54775204]

>>54775186
tripple top? You should see an eye doctor

[Anonymous No.54775207]

>>54775186
I'm guessing it might be because companies have already done a lot of layoffs and trimmed the fat. Rates going from 4.75 to 5.00 is nothing on the companies that survive 0.25 -> 4.75

[Anonymous No.54775210]

>>54775186
VIX shorts are back in style

[Anonymous No.54775229]

>>54775204

[Anonymous No.54775234]

>>54775031
They're baking at 200 now. 200. Pretty soon smggers are gonna be out here baking at 50. SAD!

[Anonymous No.54775238]

>>54775204
Stfu fool

[Anonymous No.54775239]

>>54775111
>like you wrote them?
yes exactly, I wrote them. I am "short" the call, not long the call. What time is close for SPY? 4pm or 4:15pm?

[Anonymous No.54775240]

There's no more FDIC insurance money after FRC. They're being deliberately opaque with how much money is left in the insurance fund, otherwise more banks would start getting hit.

[Anonymous No.54775245]

>>54775229
could be an inverted head and shoulders, unlikely or a wedge, possible. Could also be a wxy flat correction coming to a close, but nowhere is a triple top to be seen

[Anonymous No.54775251]

>>54775229
Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.54775263]

>>54775240
FDIC has no cap, its a government entity.

[Anonymous No.54775264]

>>54775238
point at the three alledged tops I see non.

[Anonymous No.54775265]

>>54775179
>>54775198
this is the info i needed, thanks. But for automatic exercise is the SPY close price the 4pm price or the 4:15pm price?

[Anonymous No.54775269]

>>54775245
>but nowhere is a triple top to be seen
>It only counts when it perfectly lines up
Ah, a coping mumu.

[Anonymous No.54775270]

>>54775038
I'll still never be able to afford a home.

And if inflation is coming down, as you claim, by what mechanism is it subsiding? Is it subsiding on its own? Or are enough people actually losing their jobs as was intended?

[Anonymous No.54775274]

>>54775239
Buy them back dude, but you're using the wrong terminology nobody says "short a call". Actually don't do anything you're a millionaire now.

[Anonymous No.54775287]

>>54775264
Fuck off you stupid fuck lol

[Anonymous No.54775292]

>>54775263
No, that's wrong. It's paid for by bank insurance fees. There were only ~$200B in the fund at the start of this year, but it's supposed to insure many trillions in banking assets.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775302]

>>54775234
Me and gookfu just got the my pillow 2.0s with the new technology in them. they really are the best pillows on the planet. 10/10 worth every penny. plus they're made in america, you know how much we need to encourage american manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.54775305]

>>54775049
It used to be that 4chan was a place where people could should share high quality information in an unstructured way. It is now just a place for some fucking bitch and all of her shithead glowfaggot friends to grief people who are simply trying to live their lives.

I hope that Japanese toy company goes bankrupt for letting it happen.

[Anonymous No.54775306]

yoink

[Anonymous No.54775314]

>>54775287
wait, you mean from the move starting in October. That is your triple top

[Anonymous No.54775329]

>>54775305
they are easy to ignore and easier to bait. literal bpd soziopathic tard niggers

[Anonymous No.54775332]

>>54775269
Is arguably a quintuple

[Anonymous No.54775343]

>>54775292
It's literally a government entity. This is a fact. The size of the fund is arbitrary because its backstopped by our ability to print infinite money.
I'm not saying it provides that insurance for free. I'm aware there are fees. The intent is still to operate efficiently.

[Anonymous No.54775351]

>>54775274
>nobody says "short a call
thats why i say it
>Actually don't do anything
that's the play whatever happens happens

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775354]

>>54775332
you know the more times it bumps it's head on the glass ceiling like that, the weaker the structure gets and the higher the likelyhood of it breaking through that ceiling right?

[Anonymous No.54775355]

>>54775305
>her
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.54775358]

The fact that the market is swinging more than a couple on Florida should show you what’s about to happen.

[Anonymous No.54775360]

>>54775332
I see no less than 16 tops in that chart.

[Anonymous No.54775366]

>>54775358
sounds bullish

[Anonymous No.54775373]

>>54775355
nah its a she, never seen such a clumsy attention whore, tbf I literally didn't seen them until recently, completely faded that glow nigger troup because they were just too blatant and boring

[Anonymous No.54775374]

>>54775343
No FDIC is technically private, just like the federal reserve is. It’s independent from the government. Just because the government back stops those institutions to “give faith to the people” (lol) doesn’t mean they are government run.

[Anonymous No.54775379]

>>54775343
No, you're wrong again. It's supposed to be independent, according to its charter. It's called the Federal Deposit Insurance CORPORATION for a reason.

[Anonymous No.54775380]

>>54775016
Me
~38 avg cost

[Anonymous No.54775382]

>>54775306
Bullish

[Anonymous No.54775383]

>>54775354
go ahead and bump your head on a brick wall and let me know when it breaks.

[Anonymous No.54775385]

>>54775263
>no cap
fr?

[Anonymous No.54775386]

>tfw no numbers to watch going up and down for three days

[Anonymous No.54775397]

>>54775373
It's a literal tranny LARPing as a woman. That's why HE's so unhinged.

[Anonymous No.54775401]

I can't believe I missed the bottom AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54775413]

Days like today are why faggots like Jew Sosnoff and the tastycunts are not to be trusted under any circumstance. I can remember watching a video of theirs on selling options where the fund manager they were interviewing says "once I collect the premium I'm not giving it back". Do you know what would have saved me some braincells? Giving $10 out of $110 back and not have to deal with expiration nonsense... but nooooooooo I remember that quote in my head and say "sure why not lets try it". You fuckers smell like the niggers you love so much. Hilarious. Another lesson learned

[Anonymous No.54775414]

>>54775186
The events of 2020-2023 desensitized people to bad happenings. The market does not care about bad happenings anymore, because "bad" is the new normal and therefore not bad but neutral. At least in their mind. The market will continue to pump and shrug every bad happening until reality makes it so they must sell. Even with nuclear war (the next big happening) you won't see SPY dip below 390.

[Anonymous No.54775417]

>>54775385
fr fr

[Anonymous No.54775418]

>>54775306
More free money to da bank?

[Anonymous No.54775426]

>>54775397
>we
might talk about different attention whores that get filtered

[Anonymous No.54775425]

>>54775386
3 days? What the fuck is Monday? What the fuck!

[Anonymous No.54775428]

>>54775401
the world is filled with bottoms for you to sniff

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775429]

>>54775383
i'm not one of those losers into self harm like (you)

[Anonymous No.54775430]

>>54775401
Just hop in, waiting is still greed.

[Anonymous No.54775436]

>>54775401
In what?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775437]

>>54775428
you talk like an experienced "bottom", you should probably practice with a 2-liter bottle this weekend you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.54775441]

So is now the time to buy FRC? Seems to good to be true at a buck fitty

[Anonymous No.54775442]

>>54775425
It's the socialists holiday

[Anonymous No.54775443]

IT'S OVER, FRC IS DONE.
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-regulator-set-take-over-first-republic-source-2023-04-28/

[Anonymous No.54775444]

>>54775382
Resolved event risk.

[Anonymous No.54775446]

>>54775270
pushing rates up causes the rates of services to go up, and more people are spending more on services and less on products. That's how I'm looking at it. The problem is cost of goods is still fucking high because of input cost of energy and other factors

[Anonymous No.54775448]

>mUh TwAtTeR wIlL cOlApSe In 2 WeEkS bEcAuSe ThEy FiReD tHeIr ImPoRt PaJeEtS
COME ON OUT CRBPAJEET LET ME KNOW WHEN TWATTER IS COLLAPSING THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.54775459]

>>54775448
i thought that 75 was a stock price.
weather is going for a bullrun. bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.54775461]

>>54775425
>>54775442
May Day isn't a holiday, it's what we'll all be saying Monday. Next days off are Memeorial Day and Juneteenth.

[Anonymous No.54775480]

>>54775448
they suspended their search function for externals
getting rid of # for everybody is like putting the nose around its head.

being able to without an account on the fly quickly search for shit was twitter and what made people see ads. Most wont bother making an account and do a facebook. Twitter wont die instantly, but you will hear more people going the
>you still have a twitter account
>lame

[Anonymous No.54775496]

>>54775459
>weather is going for a bullrun. bottom is in.
Is nice in Alberta right now too. Finally. Winter this year was extra shitty.

[Anonymous No.54775500]

>>54775379
>>54775374
EPA is also independent, as is the FBI. I don't think you understand what that means. There are plenty of "independent" government agencies that've been created over time through various legislation.
They have their own management and internal control when it comes to hiring and policy decisions, but they still fall under the umbrella of the government on the whole. FDIC specifically falls under congress, there are no outside shareholders.

Federal reserve is a bit different.

[Anonymous No.54775519]

>>54775437
Baggot why are you being mean to anons?

[Anonymous No.54775520]

>>54775443
Bullish

[Anonymous No.54775536]

>>54775443
They should draw and quarter every executive to make an example out of them.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775543]

>>54775519
see what he said here >>54775383

[Anonymous No.54775544]

>>54775443
RIP put seller anon. This is exactly the risk I was talking about last thread. Probably gonna get assigned even though its a post-market event.

[Anonymous No.54775546]

When is vix going under 15?

[Anonymous No.54775548]

>>54775500
No, that's completely wrong you retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.54775556]

>>54775546
Next week

[Anonymous No.54775567]

>>54775548
Ok dude. I believe you. You have zero facts to back up your claim but if you say I'm wrong and call me a faggot you win the argument by default. Congratulations. You're a genius.

[Anonymous No.54775593]

>>54775567
>The FDIC is not supported by public funds; member banks' insurance dues are its primary source of funding.[13] The FDIC charges premiums based upon the risk that the insured bank poses.[14]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation

[Anonymous No.54775611]

Anybody eyeing the Activision/Blizzard buyout? Microsoft was set to buy at around $95 a share which would be pretty decent pump especially with options
The UK blocked the acquisition but I have confidence it will eventually go through, not sure when though

[Anonymous No.54775615]

Need /smg/ to weigh in, PAC or CAAP, need some confirmation bias that I bought the right stock.

[Anonymous No.54775622]

>>54775593
That doesn't refute anything I've said. Take a second, turn your brain on, think about who the shareholders are.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775629]

>>54775611
how can those fuckers in the UK tell Americans what they can and can't do? Are we going to have to go 1776 again on their ass?

[Anonymous No.54775634]

>>54775611
The UK blocked it so it is not going through. The real play is ATVI getting that sweet, sweet consolation payout.

[Anonymous No.54775639]

>>54775543
Well did you at least try it?

[Anonymous No.54775642]

>>54775615
haven't heard of either so you're probably fine, just looking pac seems better but it's adr so fees and shit

[Anonymous No.54775644]

>>54775548
>>54775567

[Anonymous No.54775663]

Next week FRC bankruptcy moon?

[Anonymous No.54775664]

>>54775642
Thank you for giving me my confirmation bias. Have a great weekend!

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54775665]

>>54775639
if I wanted to break a brick wall, i would pay some niggers to do it for me. now that's what I would call, using my head.

[Anonymous No.54775669]

>>54775443
How many more banks will fall after this shitshow?

[Anonymous No.54775673]

>>54775593
that actually explains why during the questioning of the FDIC committee, one of the representatives was talking about how it unfair that his regional banks were having to bail out SVB and asking if they would get the same treatment. i was wondering why he was saying that and not talking about tax payers.

[Anonymous No.54775674]

>>54775669
None. Silicon Valley Bank is contained.

[Anonymous No.54775678]

>>54775629
some eu anti cartel shit.

[Anonymous No.54775679]

>>54775663
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-regulator-set-take-over-first-republic-source-2023-04-28/
thats not how this works lol

[Anonymous No.54775686]

cant wait for this POS overpriced 100 P/E ratio market to drop on Monday and again following FOMC next week, its like people forgot about what a share represents these days.

Have a pleasant weekend everyone

[Anonymous No.54775687]

>>54775004
fuck yes they were
have you ever seen one up close?
i built and launched
a Dr. Zooch
model kit
years
ago
one time it got treed
and I went to a local man's house
that I barely knew
and asked
could I cut
some of his bambo
to make
a pole
and
get it back
and
did

[Anonymous No.54775690]

I capitulated. I just put all my cash back in.

[Anonymous No.54775700]

>>54775634
>The UK blocked it so it is not going through
They're appealing but it takes a while, I have confidence the multinational corporations will win at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.54775702]

>>54775686
you think the market is going to be ~sHoCkEd~~ when they raise by 25bps just like they promised they would?
idiot

[Anonymous No.54775717]

>>54775690
I just bought
$1 each
of
BOIL
BTC
and
VOO
in the after hours
I would have
bought
$1
of DE also
but it only trades in whole shares
during after hours
same
with
KOLD

[Anonymous No.54775720]

>>54775702
it will go down just because it needs to go down, not because of any news event. he said after FOMC because he knows there will be an FOMC pump as is tradition

[Anonymous No.54775721]

>>54775700
ther aquisition is not going through, international antitrust laws

[Anonymous No.54775727]

>SPY Options stop trading at 4:15pm ET. They can be exercised up until 5:30pm ET. Automatic exercise of ITM options at expiration is based upon the closing price of SPY at 4:00pm ET.
Why was this answer so difficult to find?

[Anonymous No.54775728]

>>54775669
Depends on what you think. ZION I think is undervalued so I might buy some since it's not anywhere near silicon valley.

[Anonymous No.54775735]

>>54775727
and the moment i find the answer, the AH price goes back to the market close price making my entire research unnecessary

[Anonymous No.54775738]

>>54775622
>>54775644
>Okay, I know I'm wrong, but I'm just going to continue being wrong anyway.
>t. (You)

[Anonymous No.54775741]

>>54775679

Wdym we dont moon next week?

[Anonymous No.54775754]

>>54775728
US Bank would be a real nuke if it went under too.

[Anonymous No.54775762]

We’d be out of this mess if Volcker we’re running the show.

[Anonymous No.54775769]

>>54775728
>not even including the bank closest to being a complete turd NTRS
almost comerica and zion suck. and ally.
but not for reasons like in your picture, which are irrelevant barring another idiosyncratic bank run on them

[Anonymous No.54775772]

>>54775738
Please refer back to >>54775343. I'm not willing to waste any more time. You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the meaning of "public" vs "private" within the context of the US government.

[Anonymous No.54775788]

>>54775738
i was just making a meme.

[Anonymous No.54775800]

>>54775788
I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.54775810]

FRC is kill
no

[Anonymous No.54775816]

Should I buy FRC?
They literally made a profit in q1 2023

[Anonymous No.54775819]

>>54775762
Powell is doing a fine job. He is going to land this plane. It might lose an engine or two and also most of its wing, but by god Powell is going to land this plane

[Anonymous No.54775828]

Bull Chads, we slayed today

[Anonymous No.54775842]

>>54775819
He will land this plane. All that is required is to bring the plane back in contact with the ground. Ta-da! Landed.
:)

[Anonymous No.54775846]

>>54775816
lotto

[Anonymous No.54775850]

>>54775828
Bears cannot win in a bullmarket.

[Anonymous No.54775852]

>>54775828
lets get this bread

[Anonymous No.54775853]

anon where do you think we are in the market currenltly??

bullrun to new aths or 2 weeks till crash?

[Anonymous No.54775869]

>>54775853
yes

[Anonymous No.54775877]

>>54775853
thats the fun part, no one knows

[Anonymous No.54775888]

>>54775772
Literally the first sentence says it's an independent entity like the Fed and USPS.
>The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) is a United States government corporation supplying deposit insurance to depositors in American commercial banks and savings banks.[8]:15

[Anonymous No.54775896]

>>54775853
This is the weirdest market dichotomy I've ever seen. And the fact that we don't know which way it could break is just part of the insanity. But I think the macro picture is overall very bearish for the usual yield curve reasons and bank failures. Rate hikes next week and the month after next too.
Plus VIX being retarded here
I'm even willing to accept mumus have a point. Shit is just very uncertain. But eventually it will probably break in favor of bobos.

[Anonymous No.54775913]

Bros I enjoy making money
But I do not enjoy spending it
But I also do not enjoy just saving it
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.54775919]

>>54775842
Unlike with Volker, there might be stuff left on the plane that still work after it landed, even if its just the cup holder in the cockpit

[Anonymous No.54775920]

>>54775896
This market is retarded and rigged in favor of the billionaires. It's all nepotism.
Do you really think fellow billionaires will make other billionaires go bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.54775926]

>>54775913
Eat it, drink it or smoke it.

[Anonymous No.54775934]

>>54775853
We're up like 20% YTD and the market can't stop tard pumping
Idk what to think anymore

[Anonymous No.54775945]

>yields
it's OVER

[Anonymous No.54775950]

Well after no FRC deal in a few days I sold right at 9:30. Figured the Govt takeover was round the bend in which case I'd have gotten the shaft. Yes it was a small investment (very small) and I lot a bit on the deal but still. A small loss is better than a total one. Ended up good though. Rolled the remaining into more WBD which hey went up today. Also added to my tax break pile for 2023's taxes when its time for that again.

[Anonymous No.54775955]

>>54775913
please sirs please you give me yes sirs?

[Anonymous No.54775957]

>>54775853
Still dont care. bulls might look to tap into the short covering liquidity territories over 4200 or bears going to crab into underwater territory harvesting longs back at 3800. all is possible

[Anonymous No.54775967]

>>54775955
Sure, but if I come visit your village how will you celebrate me?

[Anonymous No.54775969]

Lanklets owe me sex

[Anonymous No.54775984]

>>54775950
blessed/based

[Anonymous No.54775985]

>>54775920
>Do you really think fellow billionaires will make other billionaires go bankrupt?
If you think they don't routinely do that, then you may be the dumbest motherfuck who has ever come to smg. Kill yourself outta here retard. Probably the putsnotdawae reddit cunt again, who else would have such a naive and babyish view of how the world works lol

[Anonymous No.54775998]

>>54775119
$104 per share. how da fuck is your average so high. you literally bought at the top and kept buying as it went HIGHER...

[Anonymous No.54775999]

>>54775913
Consider philanthropy. Do you like the idea of improving the world?

[Anonymous No.54776004]

>>54775985
its clearly bait. nobody is that stupid

[Anonymous No.54776012]

FRC baggies GET what they DESERVE

[Anonymous No.54776030]

>>54775967
no sirs i am american my name John Mark and i am also being in america too sirs ok?

[Anonymous No.54776037]

>>54776004
You overestimate the subhumans who come here. This board isn't only pajeet central it's low IQ Norman central now.

[Anonymous No.54776039]

>>54775888
Ok, I'll take one final bite. The word "independent" is not found once within the main contents of that page you linked.
You know what is found though...? I'll give you a hint, read the first sentence.
>The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) is a United States government corporation
>United States government
>government

In fact, even the governance over the FDIC itself is not truly handled independently. It is directly handled by appointees chosen by the president:
>The Board of Directors is the governing body of the FDIC. The board is composed of five members, three appointed by the president of the United States with the consent of the United States Senate and two ex officio members
But these agencies do still like to claim independence. In a limited way, it is true that they get to make their own internal decisions without pushing every single action back upwards to the president to sign off on.

For the record, USPS is also a government entity. Being that these are government entities, any theoretical profit/loss/funding caps are as imaginary as the debt ceiling.

[Anonymous No.54776042]

>>54776030
Honestly I was hoping to get something, but meh...

[Anonymous No.54776054]

>>54776039
>In fact, even the governance over the FDIC itself is not truly handled independently. It is directly handled by appointees chosen by the president
So is the Fed chair. Just admit you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.54776076]

lol they announce the FRC takeover right after market close cause they didnt want it rattling anything. now they have 2 days to assuage everyone.

[Anonymous No.54776085]

>>54776076
obviously? their job isnt to move the needle on the stock market
im sure they prefer to avoid that

[Anonymous No.54776091]

>>54776054
You are an actual moron. I'm sorry for wasting my time on this.

[Anonymous No.54776100]

>>54776076
>>54776085
>down abother 48% after hours
BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.54776101]

>>54776076
yes, that way when they raise 25 bp it causes maximum pain

[Anonymous No.54776110]

>>54776091
COPE

[Anonymous No.54776116]

>>54776100
ok now compare the volume to in market

[Anonymous No.54776125]

>>54776116
Don't tell me you're an FRC baggie lmao.

[Anonymous No.54776129]

>>54776110
Lets go back in time one hour.... to my original reply >>54775263
>FDIC has no cap, its a government entity.
You have no argument. You never did. Your own source has proven my point.

[Anonymous No.54776131]

>be profitable bank
>fdic forces you to be acquired anyway
nice "free" market you have there

[Anonymous No.54776134]

>>54776125
ive never owned a share
what about my post made you think that

[Anonymous No.54776135]

>>54776076
This
>>54776101
Probably this too

[Anonymous No.54776136]

>>54776037
Try to ignore them, rationalize there retardation as trolling and demoralize them from time to time

[Anonymous No.54776140]

>>54776129
It's a federal corporation like the Fed. Learn the difference, retard.

[Anonymous No.54776146]

>>54776116
biggest volume candle of the day anon.

[Anonymous No.54776150]

Is FRC fucked?

[Anonymous No.54776159]

>>54775125
It's sad. It's mostly just returning cash to the shareholders, I guess? KODK is similar.

[Anonymous No.54776162]

>>54776076
The point is to fuck over option traders.

[Anonymous No.54776167]

>>54776150
What gave you that idea? Stop spreading disinformation, chud.

[Anonymous No.54776178]

>>54776150
FRC doesn't exist anymore

[Anonymous No.54776189]

>>54776162
what absolute over degenerate option trader even playing with a corpse wouldn't close a position latest on close, let alone hold over the weekend?
You must be baiting, nobody is that stupid

[Anonymous No.54776194]

>>54776140
You have no argument. Why are you even replying at this point?

[Anonymous No.54776196]

>>54776146
did you really think i didnt check?
why lie about something thats so obviously checked?

[Anonymous No.54776203]

UONE bros, they tried to shake us out but those who hold on will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.54776205]

>>54776194
Multiple people have told you you're wrong, and even cited sources, but you're still doubling down.

[Anonymous No.54776215]

>>54776196
based retard

[Anonymous No.54776216]

Dammit, I came $2346.54 away from gaining a third month of runway in April. I gained two though...
I can now neet until March 2027 if I want to

[Anonymous No.54776219]

>>54776196
are you using a one minute chart that doesnt include after hours data to attempt to disprove my statement? holy kek.

[Anonymous No.54776234]

is the discord chat group literally trying to dogpile, on an imageboard? Amazing

[Anonymous No.54776239]

>>54776085
their 'job' should have nothing to do with the stock market. the stock market should have no influence on the timing of their announcement. but it does, because it is the lipstick on the pig that is the US economy.

[Anonymous No.54776245]

>>54776189
Put sellers hold out to zero because they don't want to pay brokerage fees/commissions and eat the 1 cent bid to close out something worthless.
Put buyers can't exercise because most brokerages give strict time limits, so their OTM puts expire worthless despite the massive AH dump.

Meanwhile the MMs get that last minute exercise to dump on those sellers. The point is, either way retail gets fucked. They might halt trading for 3 weeks come Monday as well, so there's no market to trade remaining options into. That's how they did SVB.

[Anonymous No.54776259]

>>54776219
i was trying to show you the volume during market hours but you already knew you were wrong anyway

[Anonymous No.54776263]

FACT CHECK, chud, First Republic Bank is WELL CAPITALIZED and SOLVENT. There is no bank run. Praise be to Joe Biden, may he sniff in our presence.

[Anonymous No.54776271]

>want concert tickets
>theyre out
>hey here are "resale" tickets at twice the price
Fuck you axs

[Anonymous No.54776274]

>>54775125
Fax.

[Anonymous No.54776284]

>>54775274
>Actually don't do anything you're a millionaire now.

[Anonymous No.54776290]

>>54776271
some bands have started doing the thing where you're only allowed to resale it for face value, which is nice, but I think the scalpers just get around that by selling you the entire account rather than just the ticket

[Anonymous No.54776292]

>>54776205
>Multiple people have told you you're wrong
Argumentum ad populum, a wise choice. I do appreciate the irony that those very sources proved my point.

I really don't understand what you're getting out of this exchange. From my perspective it's mildly funny to repeatedly dunk on some moron, but do you really enjoy pretending to be retarded this much?
Or perhaps you actually do have a mental impairment?

[Anonymous No.54776297]

>>54776259
but you don't even have after hours data which you attempted to dispute in your original point. why on earth would you do that anon? turn your extended hours data on and see for yourself that in fact, it is you who is wrong.

[Anonymous No.54776305]

>>54776292
Shut up reddit spacing retard, you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.54776309]

>>54775717
Why would you buy $1 worth of each of those? Are you actually that poor or you just trying something out?

[Anonymous No.54776318]

>>54776131
>Hey ChatGPT, what is insolvency?

[Anonymous No.54776333]

>>54776076
That's literally how the FDIC always does things. Well, almost always. One of the things that made SVB extraordinary was the deposit flight being so rapid they couldn't extend things until the COB Friday.

[Anonymous No.54776341]

>>54775896
yeah and if bearish stuff keeps happening it will eventually break the mood.

[Anonymous No.54776348]

>>54775016
$34 average cost, $35k worth
I will make a profit on this fucking position

[Anonymous No.54776356]

>>54776234
>the discord chat group

[Anonymous No.54776365]

If dubs, Blackstone is the next institution to fail.

[Anonymous No.54776367]

>>54776305
>reddit spacing
lol
lmao, even.

Perhaps you should go back there.

[Anonymous No.54776368]

>>54776348
Im curious, what made you enter this shitty position?

[Anonymous No.54776369]

>>54776245
>Meanwhile the MMs get that last minute exercise to dump on those sellers
How will I know if a MM manually exercises an option at 5:29pm that I wrote? Do you just log in and find out the next day?... Tune in next time! Or do they at least send you an email saying you have been selected for assignment? What's the lagtime on finding out whether someone exercised against me?

[Anonymous No.54776372]

>>54776245
If you're selling premium, you should be closing like 3 weeks prior to expiration. You're playing with fire by taking on that much gamma risk. I have like 1 single 0dte trade going every day (and only like 1-2% of portfolio) just to juice my daily p/l, but I will not risk the rest of my portfolio on it.

[Anonymous No.54776375]

>>54776365
zion

[Anonymous No.54776378]

>>54776365
Nah, they'd just merge with BlackRock.

[Anonymous No.54776382]

>>54776368
my theory that core inflation is very sticky and rate will be held higher for longer
it appears I was right on core inflation but didn't count on the market being fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.54776383]

>>54776375
ntrs

[Anonymous No.54776384]

>>54776367
>lol
>lmao, even.
Get the fuck out, plebbitor.

[Anonymous No.54776393]

>>54776375
T-the bank, right?

[Anonymous No.54776412]

>>54776393
The nation.

[Anonymous No.54776416]

>>54774985
Am I retarded for purchasing a $ko stock? What are some good stocks to purchase?

[Anonymous No.54776420]

>bac

[Anonymous No.54776435]

We gonna poomp so hard next week its unreal

[Anonymous No.54776440]

>>54776435
Yeah, short ETFs are.

[Anonymous No.54776462]

>>54776435
I don't know, anon. What do you see here on the spy daily?

[Anonymous No.54776469]

>>54775998
I started buying in October 2021, and solidly half of my cost basis was made in purchases prior to 2022.

If it makes you feel any better, I have also been buying as it went down, and stayed down too.

[Anonymous No.54776495]

>According to SocGen, the Top 10 stocks in the S&P 500 account for 86% of the gains this year, which is the most extreme concentrate to date. In addition, Nasdaq cumulative breadth hit a record low this week.
Why even have the rest of the stocks at this point.

[Anonymous No.54776508]

>>54776416
LLY, because no one here has given me an argument against it.

[Anonymous No.54776510]

>>54776495
when those start diving bobo will be cooming so much

[Anonymous No.54776518]

>>54776495
That just means FAGTMAN takes a pause and the rest catch up.

[Anonymous No.54776523]

>>54776290
Its not even scalpers at the door, its the fucking ticket company itself scalping. I didn't think I would want to go but after a couple of drinks I was feeling it finally and went to try and get a ticket but I aint paying 74$ for a ticket at a mediocre acoustic venue.

[Anonymous No.54776525]

>>54776365
>>54776378
Total blackrock death but only so ESG dies

[Anonymous No.54776551]

>>54775969
rocker im starting to think you're a fag. or at the very least bisexual. too much gay shitposting from you for that not to be the case

[Anonymous No.54776558]

saw an old dude with this type of nose today. he had on glasses with a fake nose like in picture. around the fake nose you could see the hole his nose had.

the hole was much bigger then the guy in the pic. it was almost visible all around the fake nose.

[Anonymous No.54776566]

>>54776369
Your broker should let you know the next day. I'm not sure exactly when the options clearing house contacts the brokerages. Sometime after the cutoff, obviously.
I'm not an expert on the precise rules, but I believe 5:30 pm is the absolute cutoff for submitting a request of options exercise. However it may depend partially on the exchange.

>>54776372
In theory I'd agree, but it's easy to see the effectively worthless option and just stop caring. Fees reduce profit, especially if the contracts were only worth a few pennies in the first place.

The most awkward I've experienced is when an stock closes with the sold contract OTM, but I still get assigned because my counterparty hedged it away in the middle of the trading day during an hour where the option had been trading ITM. Then I get stuck with overnight risk for the whole weekend.

[Anonymous No.54776588]

>>54776558

[Anonymous No.54776598]

>>54775091
the usual, they don't let their workers touch a toilet
I want to start a small company to see how damaging that can be, or if I end up getting fired myself, I still use Hamachi Finance to increase my salary a bit but it will be years before I can do a very expensive social experiment

[Anonymous No.54776638]

>>54776566
I actually made a ton of money on 3-7 dte spy put spreads in 2020, and I would typically carry them all the way to expiration. I used to do that very thing, and pin risk was very real. It was so damn stressful. Increasing duration and closing way before that ever becomes a problem was an enormous stress reliever. It's not as much of a dopamine hit when things go your way, but it's a lot more stable.

[Anonymous No.54776662]

>>54776309
I can just watch them and when I see them drop enough pennies I can buy up a bunch, sell it all on the next rip, then buy another dollar and start again. Plus, I can just be holding *something*, and with BTC, line will move somewhere at all times. It's my new Way.

[Anonymous No.54776663]

i've heard the word 'deposits' so much i spontaneously associate it with defecation. imagine going to a bank and leaving a fat nasty shit right in the middle of the floor. imagine a bank whose sole business is described the same way as people who regularly go there to excrete massive turds for safe keeping and having these put on the balance sheets. imagine the quarterly reports

[Anonymous No.54776703]

>>54776076
literally all of the """major""" happenings have been set on the weekend
SI
SVB
CS
all of them

[Anonymous No.54776704]

>>54776462
Clear bull flag

[Anonymous No.54776717]

>>54776704
I see a rising wedge, anon...

[Anonymous No.54776724]

Newegg had the 20TB seagate hdd on sale, 57% off!. $299.00. I couldn't bag it. (I need 6). Least not now. Other things needing my attention first (aka green sucking). Now yeah I could've tossed the lot of 6 on my credit card. But that combined with my existing balance would've quickly made the savings a moot point once interest got tacked on. Fucking hate being a responsible adult sometimes..

[Anonymous No.54776743]

>>54776724
>20TB seagate hdd
>I need 6
Is that for Slack swap space?

[Anonymous No.54776744]

>>54776724
Why do you need 6?

[Anonymous No.54776758]

>>54775702
have you not seen the constant pivot tards who post here? They keep thinking that if they get the next booster, i mean rate hike that they will go back to normal...

[Anonymous No.54776782]

>>54776744
>>54776743
To expand/grow my freenas server's storage. Currently its got 6x 8TB drives. Pool is 82% full and one drive is failing. (I've got backups so if the pool fails no big deal).

[Anonymous No.54776792]

>>54775762
half true, Volcker wasn't shit without Regan's backing; unfortunately, today Powel is the only adult in the fucking room.

[Anonymous No.54776798]

>>54776782
I wish removable media had kept up with HDD technology. I still feel like it's better for backups and long term storage.

[Anonymous No.54776801]

>>54775702
>>54776758
Moreover Powell explicitly said "we'll only do one more 25 because banks will tighten post-SVB and spot us another 25"

Banks did not tighten.

[Anonymous No.54776812]

>>54776703
yep, that's a large part of why i don't hold
it's traps
and
traps r gay

[Anonymous No.54776819]

>>54775016
>Anyone else bagholding SQQQ
Currently all in at 31 and sharting me pants. Don't want to let this one go. I've been shorting and resetting all year. Down nearly 50%. No idea why I still do it. The only time I've made money is on tqqq.

[Anonymous No.54776820]

>>54776758
Pause isnt pivot, and pause is off the table with today. Doesn't mean that stocks cant edge higher on earnings, hopium and short covering

[Anonymous No.54776829]

Since we seem to be getting the TOTAL BANKER DEATH timeline, I'm getting more physical silver.

[Anonymous No.54776841]

>>54776792
>unfortunately, today Powel is the only adult in the fucking room
exactly as i see it
bless that
based fuckin' man

[Anonymous No.54776844]

>>54776819
2 more weeks bro
>unironically though

[Anonymous No.54776852]

>>54776819
i've been thinking about divesting my uvxy but all i can think of is going into tqqq yet its flat topped for the past 5 weeks. there's just no bull case, only resistance to bears. who knows when the line break and which way

[Anonymous No.54776861]

>>54776801
you sure about that?
>www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-04-07/us-bank-lending-declines-sharply-for-a-second-straight-week#xj4y7vzkg

[Anonymous No.54776863]

>>54776819
>50% down
>keeps adding
you have a gambling problem

[Anonymous No.54776876]

>>54776861
it picked up again

[Anonymous No.54776893]

>>54776638
>pin risk was very real
No debating that. I can see it visibly today in BTU closing at 24.02

[Anonymous No.54776897]

Inflation won't stop until the Fed puts the reserve requirements back at 10% or higher. But they will never do that because they're too corrupt.

[Anonymous No.54776906]

>>54776566
I wrote four 4/28/23 SPY 416 contracts. SPY closed just below $416 so I didn't get auto assigned but then the underlying went up to $416.30 for a bit after hours. Someone could have exercised during the hours of 4:00pm to 5:30pm and I could potentially wake up to an account that is short 400 shares but won't know till tomorrow or Monday I guess. I'll just pay the $.65 cents per contract and close out before that becomes an issue. Not worth the headache for an extra $10

[Anonymous No.54776910]

>>54776861
>April 7, 2023

Compare that to the latest from Fight Club Brad Pitt:
>And on the other side of the ledger, commercial bank lending rose $15.08 billion in the period after increasing $13.8 billion in the prior week on a seasonally adjusted basis. On an unadjusted basis, loans and leases rose $20.9 billion after two weeks of loan contractions.

>Small bank loan growth slowed notably with only $4.04bn lent (vs $10.4bn the prior week) while large bank lending re-accelerated to $9.13bn

-https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/large-small-us-banks-see-deposit-outflows-continue-small-bank-lending-growth-tumbled

[Anonymous No.54776934]

>>54776861
it was people not banks, banks wheeled out the nigger programs to ramp lending back up.

[Anonymous No.54776942]

>>54776910
A large bank lending to a regional bank is not the same as a regional bank NOT lending to small businesses.

[Anonymous No.54776956]

>>54776942
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/16/group-of-financial-institutions-in-talks-to-deposit-about-20-billion-in-first-republic-sources-say.html

>PUBLISHED THU, MAR 16 2023
>MAR 16 2023

[Anonymous No.54776982]

>>54776942
>not the same as a regional bank NOT lending to small businesses.
regional banks cannot lend to small business when they are being consolidated by big banks... that is what we are seeing right now.

[Anonymous No.54777014]

>>54776956
Turned out to be a terrible trade looks like, wfc citi and nyc melon are most exposed.
>>54776982
I am personally okay with The National Bank of JPM.

[Anonymous No.54777025]

>>54776982
It should down the road result in credit tightening, even a moloch cant chuck infint toxic waste without having to reduce exposure to other risks

[Anonymous No.54777031]

don't post after 300 until there's a new thread, your post is wasted!

[Anonymous No.54777037]

>>54777035

[Anonymous No.54777047]

>>54777014
Eh, the FDIC and FRC's assets will be enough to make them whole. Point is though that chunk shows up in the negative bars. I guarantee you the F.E.D.'s looking at those 3 recent weeks of loan growth and putting June on the table.

[Anonymous No.54777061]

>>54775058
She’s such a cutie

[Anonymous No.54777110]

>>54777047
What are you gonna do when we reach terminal and they confirm it? June 25 would be wild, but obviously i'm not qualified to make those decisions. For me at terminal rate i'm longing the far end of the bonds TLT leaps /en long.

[Anonymous No.54777139]

>>54775717
UPDATE
while after market
is still open
i decided to up
all of these
by $9
to total $10
so as to have
more granularity
than movements
of 10%
Incidentally, VOO is already down
to $9.99

[Anonymous No.54777149]

>>54777110
So that's June 14th, yeah? Assume they pause - the base effect kicks in, YoY inflation numbers all tick up, and they are completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.54777161]

>>54777139
I just have included the reference to plan explanation.
>>54776662

[Anonymous No.54777192]

>>54777110
Terminals in June? at something 5.x%? You are optimistic after the month of non happenings

[Anonymous No.54777239]

>>54776717
Technicals dont matter

Plenty of rising wedges went even higher this year

[Anonymous No.54777245]

>>54777149
As long as it isn't a higher peak on inflation they could ignore it and lose all credibility to prop the equities.
>>54777192
5.1 has been my max for a while, why go higher?

[Anonymous No.54777247]

>>54777139
holy fuck
MUH BOIL
already made
TREE CENTS
!!!

[Anonymous No.54777286]

>>54777245
Losing all credibility means higher rates means propping up equities doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.54777309]

Hmm July I get another pay hike. June is when max panic over the debt falling off the cliff happens. Timing working in my favor?. Who knows. Just that another 401k contribution hike is also effective in July to. (also my pension gets hiked).

[Anonymous No.54777322]

>>54777245
3.6 was the predicted terminal rate a year ago, until it wasn't. Laughed about the last dot plot with the 6 position, not laughing anymore.
Just hope that more banks fail and that credit thightening picks up

[Anonymous No.54777328]

>>54777309
I hope the state of Kentucky put your entire pension fund into short dated FRC calls.

[Anonymous No.54777332]

>>54776717
Also if you draw the lines it can stil go to 4250-4300 kek

[Anonymous No.54777346]

>>54776863
I'm a newfag who overdosed on fear porn and got infatuated with the idea of riding the next leg down, then going all in on tqqq till it recovers, and then bogleheading till I retire early. Oh well, it's good to learn these lessons when I'm only $700 down with 20 years to go.

[Anonymous No.54777347]

>>54777047

Sick looking cgi

Bullish

[Anonymous No.54777367]

>>54776852
Just don't see the bull case, implying there even is one, playing out.

[Anonymous No.54777398]

>>54777346
"Only" 700 on a 1500 position is still a lot, and its just a 3x leveraged etf. Most of the time its not good to keep adding to a losing position and better to a eat a smaller lose then risking your entire balance.
>riding sqqq
>all-in tqqq
>retirement
you should overthink your plan and add some if then else clauses

[Anonymous No.54777413]

>>54777347
They're from some Twitter thread. I saved a few and they're all adorable.

[Anonymous No.54777581]

Stock market halted for two days again! What are you going to do with the time?

[Anonymous No.54777649]

>>54777581
there is crypto

[Anonymous No.54777674]

>>54777581
watch this
and listen for
muh CPU fan
and look at
muh Bing Images feed

[Anonymous No.54777737]

>>54777674
>He doesnt have a silent build
what are you, poor?

[Anonymous No.54777764]

>>54777737
yes
it is a 13 year old laptop
that was given to me
3 years ago.
I recently spent $13 on a new keyboard for it off of eBay because a bunch of keys stopped working a lot. The CPU started getting noisy a few months ago, and any time some action starts up on Robinhood it starts whirring so I know to check and see WTF.

[Anonymous No.54777898]

>>54777764
there wont be much "action" for the forseeable future. The buy and make 10% just holding times are likely over for a few years

[Anonymous No.54777986]

>>54777898
Yes
I just need to keep the line moving at all times and if I see a wave I want to surf I jump in and maybe get 2% and feel fortunate.

[Anonymous No.54778115]

>>54777986
You are the $9 buyer I see. Might stay away from high cap stocks with your change and try to uniroincally ride shitcoin waves - you will lose a few dollar here and there but when you get it those $9 can quick become $90

[Anonymous No.54778262]

>>54778115
No, $10. I originally bought $1 and decided to up it $9 so I could see the movements with greater granularity than 10%. What I'm doing is watching these $10 seeds so that any fluctuations register in easily "feelable" degrees based on the meter of 10, and when I see one of them hit a dip I like I will pour more into it, sell the next rip, then buy/start another fresh $10 on it. It's essentially a watchlist that's actually got a little skin in it, but that skin is minimal so there is no stress at all, it's just a tool for helping me determine when I want to try surfing a wave. I was going to get KOLD too but it only allowed for full shares during after hours. I was also going to get DE because I love the stock, having watched my son's share of it in a stocks program he's in, in which I did the picking for him. I have watched his 5 stocks daily since Feb 2021.

[Anonymous No.54778277]

>>54778115
HOWEVER
I am indeed very interested in what you have to say about those shitcoins, but I know nothing about any of them, which ones I should be watching and such. I have only ever bought BTC a few times.

[Anonymous No.54778812]

>>54777764
I want to push my face in those ass cheeks