/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54772979]

uh huh, tell me again how you need 3.2 million to make it cityshit

[Anonymous No.54773048]

>>54772979

>decaying shack on a flood plain is cheap

well no shit

[Anonymous No.54773067]

>>54772979
>downhill next to a stream
lmao

[Anonymous No.54773138]

>>54772979
>shed for 50k

[Anonymous No.54773175]

>>54772979
NEED DOGGO PARKS
NEED BARCADE
NO KIDS AROUND HECKIN BASED

[Anonymous No.54773180]

>>54773048
A full and completely functional home in 'almost heaven'.
Just stay in the city, we're full

[Anonymous No.54773187]

>>54773180
west virginia is not "almost heaven"

[Anonymous No.54773190]

>>54772979
there are better deals than that you dumb faggot OP
it's only $50k for the land and water

[Anonymous No.54773204]

they seem mad

[Anonymous No.54773217]

Why the fuck did Pennsylvania get so expensive. My parents bought their house for 40k

[Anonymous No.54773224]

>>54773187
Again, fuck off we're full

[Anonymous No.54773244]

imagine how much xmr you could mine by utilizing that hydro electric power and paying 300 dollars in property tax per year

almost heaven is right
>>54773180

[Anonymous No.54773276]

>>54773217
j words

[Anonymous No.54773324]

>>54773175
looks jewish

[Anonymous No.54773424]

>>54773138
do you have a 1800 square foot shed on your property

[Anonymous No.54773446]

>>54773224
>gets stabbed by meth addict

[Anonymous No.54773474]

>>54773048
>cheap
That meth shack should be $10k tops, kys

[Anonymous No.54773489]

>>54773446

>>54773474
are shacks typically 1800 square feet

[Anonymous No.54773500]

Lol@ the foundation crack immediately to the left of concrete stairs. Still though 15 acres on a stream for 50k is a deal.

[Anonymous No.54773569]

>>54772979
>knock down house
>build a modern looking, flood proof globohomo house on stilts.
>immediately gets looted by junkies the second you decide to leave for a few days.
Have fun returning home and wondering where all of your copper wiring went.

[Anonymous No.54773603]

>>54773569
he can't build a fence, what kind of african are you

[Anonymous No.54773695]

>>54773446
No niggers around, sorry. Nice projection though.

[Anonymous No.54773764]

>>54773489
A busted up shack doesn't stop being a busted shack just because you scaled it up to the size of a 1/2 bedroom apartment.

[Anonymous No.54773796]

>>54773764
what part is busted up, looks fine to me

and typically are shacks 1800 square feet

[Anonymous No.54773808]

>>54772979
I can go on my phone and choose from dozens of restaurants who will deliver food to me in less than an hour.

I have 5 grocery stores to choose fresh food from, not just the Dollar General.

There are world-class entertainment options within minutes and I can summon someone to pick me up and drive me to the event in a few minutes.

I can get that same person to drive me to the airport and fly direct to whatever destination I want to go to.

A different app has thousands of women in the area who are down for sex any night.

I don't have to wait a week for things to get delivered to me, it's all same-day or next-day.

[Anonymous No.54773847]

>>54773808
you are a slave who spends goybucks for experiences instead of creating them for yourself

with all the money I save not living in the dystopia I can buy a plane, fly it around the world, or fly in any whore I want

I can build most of the tools I need given the natural resources I am in control of, also, I am only about an hour from cities with over 50k people anyways even in this made up scenario you imagined, at most it would take the mail a day or 2 more to arrive, not a week

[Anonymous No.54773903]

>>54773847
all theoretical of course, you've never done anything like that.

[Anonymous No.54773952]

>>54773903
oh, are you saying it's untrue, or are you saying I haven't done it but will do it soon

which part are you disputing

also, since the population density is so high in cities, when the power goes out, you will be killed for your meager .25 acre lot and goyshack, no one will ever find the killer, no one will care, that's just city life

[Anonymous No.54773974]

>>54772979
you can't finance that pos, and it looks like it still needs another 50k reno. not worth living in the middle of fucking wv. have fun cleatus

[Anonymous No.54773977]

>>54772979
Is that a wolverine?

[Anonymous No.54774008]

>>54773974
prove anything you listed

[Anonymous No.54774010]

>>54773489
/pol/cel fantasy, bet you dont even live in that area currently.

[Anonymous No.54774051]

>>54773048
>>54772979
Yea if you get a heavy rain your house will be under water. Note the rocks covered in metal wire in the picture. That being said, I would much rather live in West Virginia than in JewYork or San Franspicsco

[Anonymous No.54774053]

>>54773847
>you are a slave

I don't work.

[Anonymous No.54774079]

>>54774051
so you're saying the water goes above the roof of the house when it rains, just popped the highest score the jewdomitor that has ever been pulled

[Anonymous No.54774090]

>>54774053
prove it

[Anonymous No.54774098]

>>54773808
and you will always be a slave.

[Anonymous No.54774104]

>>54774098
I don't work.

[Anonymous No.54774116]

>>54774104
you work hard propping up the jew, and even do it on 4chan, that's work to me

[Anonymous No.54774130]

>>54774079
Its a flood barrier, doesn't mean the water goes over the roof retard

[Anonymous No.54774184]

>>54774008
Look at the listing moron, it's being sold 'as is' meaning no inspections. Banks and lenders are not going to let you finance something they cant get inspected or appraised. and it's 1,805 sqft and looks like a total gut job, 16$-25$ pre sqft would leave a reno budget around 30-50k could be higher.

[Anonymous No.54774318]

>>54773952
>"I could build a plane and travel the world!"
>"I could afford for beautiful women to visit me!"
>spends his time sitting in a shack shitposting on /biz/

[Anonymous No.54774356]

>>54774079
Holy fucking kek. Trannies and gentlemen, the average XMR cuck.
Skimming though all the retardation you’ve written you and I and everyone in here knows you sit around jacking off to lolis with 400mb/s internet. You’re not a “farmer chad” you’re a subhuman nigger and probably addicted to at least 2 substances.

[Anonymous No.54774468]

>>54774184
you haven't looked at the listing so you haven't seen it looks pretty nice inside, and isn't a gut job by any stretch of the imagination

[Anonymous No.54774483]

>>54774318
if I buy a house for 50k instead of 800k that means I can afford a plane, are you fucking retarded jew faggot, what's wrong with you

[Anonymous No.54774519]

>>54772979
Looks like absolute shit bro. Cheap wood paneling and the roof doesn't even have real shingles. No wonder it looks like it's falling apart.
Also stop making these threads. We know meth shacks in hicksville are cheap, no shit.

[Anonymous No.54774524]

>>54774130
he said the house will but underwater

>>54774356
I'm free and you're a faggot, doesn't really matter most of the other parameters, in play, but the ones that do matter, I pay jews the bare minimum that is required of me, I support the decentralized banking system, I live to better the lives of my children and shield them from the jew, while you do the opposite in every case

[Anonymous No.54774537]

>>54774519
wow cheap is the point

[Anonymous No.54774565]

>>54774468
I did look at the listing, it has only 5 pics and only 2 of them are of the inside (big red flag btw) One of those pics btw show you shit floors and a warped ceiling. The property owner has been trying to sell this property since 2016 probably longer and initially listed it at 70k (kek). I'll level with you since you seem to either be young or mentally handicapped, if you really wanna live in a shit hole like this just expect to be paying all cash.

[Anonymous No.54774612]

>>54774565
biggest nothingburger I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.54774661]

>>54772979
>>54773204
>>54773244
>>54773276
>>54773324
>>54773424
>>54773489
>>54773603
>>54773796
>>54773847
>>54773952
>>54774008
>>54774079
>>54774090
>>54774116
>>54774468
>>54774483
>>54774524
>>54774537
>>54774612
Ok, Cletus.

[Anonymous No.54774681]

>>54774661
when they've lost they always go to their "meme" folder

[Anonymous No.54774731]

>>54774681
I take it all back, I actually think this is the perfect home for you. Matches your personality.

[Anonymous No.54774760]

>>54774731
the gay neighborhood matches you like a glove

[Anonymous No.54774764]

>>54773695
West Virginia is one of the whitest states and the state with the most drug overdose deaths per capita

It's a cesspit full of the most subverted goyim in the world

[Anonymous No.54774830]

>>54774764
paying the lowest taxes in the nation and being a welfare burden on the central government doesn't make you goyim

as opposed to the slave that works tirelessly day after day to pay 50 percent of everything he earns per year

it seems wv are much more redpilled than the liberal cuck

[Anonymous No.54774898]

>>54772979
Why would anyone buy a rundown place like that when you can get a perfectly liveable 60-year old trailer on a 1/2acre in Canada for only $500,000 canadabucks.

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25515540/3715-highway-3-erickson-erickson

[Anonymous No.54774916]

>>54774898
oooooof, yikes, shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.54775048]

>>54772979
Because I like in Cali and go surfing and skiing every few days.

[Anonymous No.54775089]

>>54774830
keep coping between your crack and meth addiction you parasite. nobody wants to buy your shitty rundown methlab

[Anonymous No.54775110]

>>54772979
>rocks held in by wire in foreground
lol

[Anonymous No.54775150]

>>54772979
i'd buy it and tear the whole structure down. I'd than rebuild over the river and on a raised concrete platform so it can handle all the downflow from the hill during storms. idk but with a bit of work and effort and money you ccould do something with it. problem is you need money to do something with it.

[Anonymous No.54775180]

>>54775089
Nobody wants to get aids from buttfucking you either faggot, you're a disgusting wretch who deserves death

[Anonymous No.54775281]

>>54772979
my grandparents just did this. Left their shitty half a million dollar apartment to get some comfy $200,000 place that is way bigger and in a nice green place instead of shithole Texas

[Anonymous No.54775317]

>>54772979
>west Virginia
>diamond in the rough
>picturesque
>some work needed
I have literally never seen so many redflags for a place in so few words

[Anonymous No.54775335]

>>54775317
The condo in chicongo is much better for 200k right

[Anonymous No.54775499]

>>54775335
>A condo in the third largest us city is better than a rundown shack in Appalachia
Yes

[Anonymous No.54775507]

>>54775180
why are you talking about faggots all of the sudden? do they life in your head?

[Anonymous No.54775618]

>>54772979
>Because i want to give my mother a good future
>I already made half of that amount of money thanks to trading on pools in Pool Party (ticker:Party) most in this god forsaken board wouldn't even dare to consider scalping or DCAAING again after seeing the numbers i make for profit

[Anonymous No.54775647]

>>54775507
You're a fag, if I was talking to someone straight I would refer to you as such

[Anonymous No.54775657]

>>54775499
The third largest slum is actually good because jews said

[Anonymous No.54775718]

>stay off my land city slicker

[Anonymous No.54775857]

>>54775657
>posts a retarded opinion
>starts raving about DA JOOOOOS out of nowhere
pottery

[Anonymous No.54776021]

>>54775857
Diversity around every corner, when the lights go out I'm sure you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.54776172]

>>54772979
>>54774565
It's called a hunting cabin. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.54776193]

>>54772979
I like living in a city.
t. Grew up in a farm

[Anonymous No.54776235]

>>54772979
>1805sqf
>2bd
>1ba
HOW BIG ARE THOSE BEDROOMS?

[Anonymous No.54776262]

>>54776193
Fake

[Anonymous No.54776331]

>>54776021
back to /pol/

>>54776172
holy shit you're retarded.

>>54776235
it has an 800sq unfinished basement (cabin btw >>54776172 kek)

[Anonymous No.54776414]

>>54772979
>house is 10 feet up on the bank of a river
holy kek why would you want to live there

[Anonymous No.54776599]

>>54776262
Bugs and mosquitos was a deal breaker for me.
Also, I said farm, we used to have a cow and I had to bring water 3 times a day.
Were growing food too, enough potatoes to last +1 year. We (I, mom, dad, sister, cousin with his family came to help) were weeding them by hand. 12+ hours spent in a field weeding potatoes entire weekend.
And, since cousin helped us, we repaid with same. So, 2 weekends of weeding potatoes.
It sucked, anon. One time I had nightmares about weed fields.

[Anonymous No.54777671]

>>54776599

[Anonymous No.54777701]

>>54773175
>kike with giant pictures of niggers all over her cuck pod
time to fire up the ovens

[Anonymous No.54777742]

>>54775507
>do they life
you're fucking retarded kek
go smoke another rock and lose some more teeth

[Anonymous No.54778035]

shit id pay that just for that much land. fucking beautiful country. the crack shack is an added bonus, id prolly pour a slab on grade foundation and drop a single wide one that bitch

[Anonymous No.54778139]

>>54772979
Do you like mud slides?

[Anonymous No.54778185]

>>54774184
That's not what "as is" means faggot.

[Anonymous No.54778213]

>>54778185
as-is means no inspection contingency, and no FHA type loans

[Anonymous No.54778220]

>30 posts by this ID

[Anonymous No.54778264]

>>54774764
Some areas are pretty nice if empty, few places in America are that rural. You could build a small place a little better than OP on the top of a mountain and likely even have broadband internet in a few years, something you rural fags can thank me for. It's just hard to get a decent job outside of pipelines or DOH but if you go there with money you could live like a king.

[Anonymous No.54778479]

>>54777671
Not a single point is similar to me. Stop living in your head.
I bet you don't even know what you're seeking. Many fags just fantasize about it and would be literally this wojak when they realize that on top of regular job they have to spend time working at home to maintain a lot of stuff.
Good, if you're financially independant, but many fags, probably including you, are not.

[Anonymous No.54778495]

>>54774830
That must be why the suicide rates and deaths of misery are so high there. To beat the system. You can't get got if you just die, right?

[Anonymous No.54778880]

>>54776331
no u

[Anonymous No.54778964]

>>54773808
>This is a good thing

[Anonymous No.54779004]

>>54778213
No. It means the seller isn't fixing anything. The buyer is generally allowed to pay/perform an inspection and walk if he doesn't like what he see's.

[Anonymous No.54779135]

>>54773138
15 acres with a house that's at least inhabitable is a good deal especially with all the shit that's about to come down the pipeline with macroeconomics and global politics

>>54773175
i'd live there. probably close to cool museums, music/art venues, ethnic restaurants.

[Anonymous No.54779145]

>>54773808
>picrel
is that the most abstract pepe?

[Anonymous No.54779547]

>>54772979
>Fucking raccoon broad daylight
>Bag of rocks to protect against flooding
>1 Window doesn't have blinds
>green patina on the siding
>50K for the diamond in the rough
>Stream running through it

I needed this laugh anon thank you.

[Anonymous No.54779743]

>>54778185
>>54779004
>The buyer is generally allowed to pay/perform an inspection and walk if he doesn't like what he see's.

please see >>54778213

you would never find someone to finance this property without coming straight outta pocket for repairs. when they list 'as is' seller is looking for a cash deal, that was my point

[Anonymous No.54780053]

>>54779547
How does a bag of rocks "protect" against flooding, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard