/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54769200]

Wake up, mumu 30 min until PCE Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>54766568

[Anonymous No.54769211]

Reminder to short VISL

[Anonymous No.54769218]

Reminder that the stock market is programmed to go up and anyone betting the opposite is a loser and an idiot.

[Anonymous No.54769221]

>Inflation is coming down
No it isn't

[Anonymous No.54769225]

>>54769200
I have $6000 cash to invest with
Give me long term recommendations

[Anonymous No.54769229]

the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54769230]

my dudes
i feel like something is going on

[Anonymous No.54769234]

>>54769215

Faggot baked as soon as I replied

[Anonymous No.54769237]

>>54769229
The crash starts on US open.

[Anonymous No.54769242]

future forecast on TV says green day across the country, not a single red cloud.

[Anonymous No.54769245]

>>54769211
down 14% since this

[Anonymous No.54769248]

>>54769225
Jepi
Jnk
Stip
Vnq

If you actually want to invest. I can recommend gambling tickers if you want to gamble that's what most people here do

[Anonymous No.54769250]

BUD earnings is on may 4th. It’s going to be very revealing. I’m going to short it.

[Anonymous No.54769258]

>>54769242
Code?

[Anonymous No.54769269]

>>54769248
How about FZROX? I bought some awhile back & it's doing nicely, but I haven't invested since then.
Pretty much I'm dumping the 6k into my ROTH so I'm not touching this shit until retirement, 40 years from now.

[Anonymous No.54769287]

Predict today's market open Anons

[Anonymous No.54769288]

>>54769258
An AI made this, there is no code. Which is why Im still long on AI.

[Anonymous No.54769289]

New poo poo pee pee variant over my house.
https://www.msn.com/en-au/health/other/exclusive-manhunt-for-longest-ever-covid-patient-in-ohio/ar-AA1anz34

[Anonymous No.54769295]

Fuckin bulls, can't we stay down for a single hour? I hope it's retail that's still throwing their money into the market

[Anonymous No.54769302]

I just fucked a hooker for 50 EUR. AMA

[Anonymous No.54769304]

>>54769225
UVIX

[Anonymous No.54769308]

>>54769215
I'm not stressing over any kind of phone bill but i'm a miser when it comes to money. Wealth is created with saving and cost cutting. I always research my monthly budget to see where my money is going and to see if I can make improvements.

Financial literacy does not a poor man make!

[Anonymous No.54769312]

>>54769269
The 4 tickers I posted would be a perfect Roth to not look at for 40 years. Two of them are bond etfs, one tracks the sp500 and the other one is the largest reit etf. All of them pay divvies that can be reinvested.

[Anonymous No.54769320]

>>54769288
Damn, not bad.

[Anonymous No.54769325]

>>54769302
was it good?

[Anonymous No.54769330]

>>54769289
I see that HIV dna spliced in from the lab is doing its thing.

[Anonymous No.54769331]

>>54769287
Profit taking. Bear posting. Maybe down 0.75%. Rally to flat or slight green close

[Anonymous No.54769337]

>>54769288
how is it AI can make chink runes but can't get real letters right?

[Anonymous No.54769356]

I’m just tired

[Anonymous No.54769357]

>>54769308
I did the miser thing for a while and the whole "rice and beans" lifestyle is fucking retarded. As long as my net worth increases every month I am going to have nice things and enjoy myself. No point in being a millionaire once your dick doesn't work and you have dementia.

[Anonymous No.54769358]

>>54769288
wow

this legit scares me.

[Anonymous No.54769364]

>>54769287
Gaps will need to be filled

[Anonymous No.54769367]

I sucked her nipples and I made her suck my balls, blowjob with condom. Don't know if this was a wise financial decision... I though think that spending 50 EUR to fuck some 24 yo woman is kind of worth it. She wasn't that hot but also not that nasty either. Actually feel refreshed. Chasing a non-hooker probably is as costly but way more time intensive so investment-wise I feel like I'm on the right track

>>54769325
Yes, I guess

[Anonymous No.54769381]

MY SPY 405 PUTS are gonna print today

[Anonymous No.54769385]

>>54769331
Lions do nothing but kill shit and each other all day long. They kill each other to be the alpha lion, they kill each other's cubs, their entire lives are nothing but endless killing struggle. Nothing else in that picture lives a life of constant battle. Bears are loners and they just sit on you and rip you apart. Gorillas eat fucking leaves. And so on. The lions would rekt everything else in that picture no contest

[Anonymous No.54769392]

>>54769331
Wtf you say m8?!

[Anonymous No.54769393]

>>54769364
Ya mom's sandy vagggineee needs to be filled.

[Anonymous No.54769396]

My folio is 100% TMF. AMA

[Anonymous No.54769405]

STUPID FUCKING SCHIZO MARKET

I CAN BUY MORE PUTS, YOU'LL BE DOWN NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.54769409]

I seriously hate this european market, it's a complete farce.

[Anonymous No.54769418]

Guys.. BOIL..

[Anonymous No.54769420]

absolutely broken.

[Anonymous No.54769434]

>>54769357
There is a limit to how much "happiness" a hedonistic lifestyle will bring you. I find when it comes to things that bring me joy there is a more sublime satisfaction when I indulge just enough to reach the peak and I space out indulgences enough so that each time I partake it's just as good as the last time. Just drinking from the hedonic firehose is a surefire way to feel empty and lose motivation in life. It also happens to be more economical to live with certain self imposed restraint. In the end you're happier, you have more money, and you're healthier since you don't indulge every whim including eating copious amounts of rich foods constantly

[Anonymous No.54769458]

>>54769434
Spending $20 more a month to have a nice phone and a provider that isn't garbage is hardly a "hedonistic firehose"

I eat cleaner than anyone here I would wager. I could heem every tech tranny in this thread.

Go to the gym if you want "suffering builds character" stoic vibes and then eat a nice meal after and be comfy

[Anonymous No.54769462]

>>54769434
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.54769466]

>>54769221

[Anonymous No.54769467]

>>54769302

[Anonymous No.54769475]

>>54769458
>Spending $20 more a month
Every $20 you spend is giving up a lifetime of $1 a year at 5% interest
>>54769462
kek

[Anonymous No.54769476]

I have a good feeling about today
Everything is gonna be alright

[Anonymous No.54769480]

>>54769418
>they don't austically watch every second of the BOIL chart
>they aren't up 11% already in premarket
>they are worried about penny pinching when you can realize gains in nanoseconds

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.54769482]

>>54769200
BOIL chads

We are winning.

[Anonymous No.54769495]

What's happening bros? Am I heemed? I feel heemed. Idk how to interpret the data

[Anonymous No.54769503]

>>54769482
anyone else slrup that tasty dip yesterday?

[Anonymous No.54769508]

>>54769495
higher for longer.
first market reaction always wrong we dump hard today

[Anonymous No.54769509]

>>54769495
I hope every anon regardless of position including myself gets heemed.

[Anonymous No.54769516]

Look at this schizo market. EU actually tries to pump on shitty US data.

[Anonymous No.54769527]

The crab is dead

[Anonymous No.54769528]

>>54769200
Thank god, no surprises from the BoJ or the PCE data. I’ll say it’s more crabbing until FOMC, but we shouldn’t have any more surprises on the horizon for now. FRC should survive for a few more months at least

[Anonymous No.54769529]

>>54769495
Employment cost index came in 0.1% hotter than expected. THis is an indicator of inflation. The terminal rate will be increased and the recession is a lockin at this point. See you at 3800 SPX soon

[Anonymous No.54769531]

EU is even more broken than US. It's impressive. You thought US was pozzed.

[Anonymous No.54769543]

>>54769393

[Anonymous No.54769544]

>>54769503

[Anonymous No.54769550]

>>54769529
There are the permabulls

[Anonymous No.54769556]

What's your PCI take today smg? And please, talk to me as if i was a child.

[Anonymous No.54769576]

Did you buy AMZN puts like I told you to
No you didn't
Because you're a retarded permabull and you couldn't see the most obvious bull trap ever

[Anonymous No.54769588]

Today's random internet anon market take:

OIL GUNNA MOOON!

[Anonymous No.54769589]

Damn, it's over.

[Anonymous No.54769592]

>>54769576
You also told us to buy clf

[Anonymous No.54769595]

>>54769527
That's just a baby.

[Anonymous No.54769600]

gm

[Anonymous No.54769610]

>>54769576
AMZN puts arent paying much so far due to IV crush.

[Anonymous No.54769616]

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1651920759969685506
BOIL bros

[Anonymous No.54769621]

>>54769576
>gambling options on earnings

Nah I just swing shares and buy divvy shit with the realized gains

[Anonymous No.54769628]

>>54769621
What tickers are you swinging?

[Anonymous No.54769629]

>>54769556
PCE came in as expected but employment costs came in higher than expected and employment costs are a leading indicator of sticky inflation. Rates will go higher and they will stay high. The recession is coming. The bond and stock market are both pricing in rate cuts before the end of the year. This is a fucking pipe dream and by pipe I mean of the Hunter Biden type of pipe. Guaranteed the market takes a big fat shit in the near future

[Anonymous No.54769658]

>>54769616
>Total peak-day gas throughput capacity for Columbia's transmission pipelines is about 7.4 Bcf per day.
and to think.. Freeport LNG = 2.1 Bcf
3x Freeport potential outage

[Anonymous No.54769661]

>>54769629
>
Estimate was 4,1%. Actual 4.2%
And core is worse.

[Anonymous No.54769678]

ITT seething bears

[Anonymous No.54769682]

>>54769661
Bear bros...we eat

[Anonymous No.54769688]

>>54769661
In fairness I was looking at core month over month. Expected was 0.3% and that's what we got

[Anonymous No.54769689]

>>54769616
I didn't even know what the news was and I don't care but I already sold it and bagged the gains

>>54769628
In the last month I've realized gains on

Boil
Labd
Sqqq
Vz
DFEN
BTC
Tmf
Ccl

I am holding small bags of VALE -3% and GM -2%. I dunno man I follow lots of shit and buy it when it's cheap and then dump it on retards when it pumps

[Anonymous No.54769694]

>>54769678
>>54769682
>>54769661
who do i trust?

[Anonymous No.54769712]

>>54769661
Then we’ll do a rate hike Wednesday, another one in June, and we’ll wait for the data to come in before we determine whether or not to do more. It’ll be slow and steady with the rate hikes all year. Companies that matter can clearly handle it

[Anonymous No.54769714]

>>54769694
The crab

[Anonymous No.54769716]

DAX is actually fuckin disgusting, again.

[Anonymous No.54769731]

>>54769418
>>54769480
man
i laid and watched that shit crab 3.18 thinking
i am going to buy that shit
on a droop
to 3.14
and then just watched
and watched
and watched

[Anonymous No.54769732]

>>54769367
>blowjob with condom

[Anonymous No.54769733]

>>54769610
>>54769576
To be clear I would expect puts so far to do slightly OK when the prices come out at open, but the IV will drop a bit at open as in the case the day after earnings. If AMZN dumps along with the market, though then it'll print.

[Anonymous No.54769739]

>>54769621
>he's still posting
Friendly reminder that this retard lost 70% shilling BOIL all the way down from $9, and is still coping, unable to admit that he's just an unemployed degenerate gambler 3 months away from losing everything.

[Anonymous No.54769754]

>>54769731
3.30 has been the crab slurp zone until proven otherwise but I think it will eventually breakout higher rather than lower.

[Anonymous No.54769755]

>>54769467
I’d say saving a motivational quote from ifunny to post it on /biz/ is far more shameful than fucking a hooker

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54769774]

What the fuck happened to AMZN? I thought they had stellar earnings and mooned 10%? Not that I'm complaining, I got the put options, but like I thought I was completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.54769776]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54769781]

>>54769739
I have a job sirs and I did not realize a single penny of losses on BOIL. My first purchase was $9 puts with a cost basis of $7 that were assigned and I averaged down for over a month. I've made over 5 figures on DRIP and KOLD and now it's time to play BOIL. Stay mad

Nigger

[Anonymous No.54769780]

DAX back in green. BMW also neutral. FML, german stocks are the most retarded. Nothin but scamwicks.

[Anonymous No.54769783]

>>54769754
>3.30 has been the crab slurp zone until proven otherwise but I think it will eventually breakout higher rather than lower.
lmao. He's back and leading more sheep to the slaughter.

[Anonymous No.54769785]

>>54769754
>eventually
absolutely
but with the report yesterday, a few weeks of dipping makes the most sense

[Anonymous No.54769788]

>>54769739
If only I had gambled on KOLD when that guy shilled it back in november I'd be rich.

[Anonymous No.54769796]

>VISL down 21%

[Anonymous No.54769811]

>>54769788
Yeah I was the
>they won't let grandma freeze this winter
KOLD shill. I 3xd but it ended up being a 8x

>>54769783
I never left. If people mismanage how much they allocate or don't have the risk tolerance for it I've always told them it's not for them. If you can't trade a chart that schizo pumps 20% every other week you shouldn't be actively trading anyways

[Anonymous No.54769836]

>it'll be ok
>It'll be ok
>It'll be ok
>It'll be ok

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54769839]

I got a great stock tip if anybody is interested.

[Anonymous No.54769842]

HOW FUCKIN POZZED IS BMW; WTF IS THAT

[Anonymous No.54769844]

Is FRC really not going to be FDIC'd?

[Anonymous No.54769845]

>everything is red
>except nvidia, because AI or something
I like that oil is green and oil profits are coming in good but oil stocks are still shit for no reason other than the 'broader market turmoil' from PCE.

[Anonymous No.54769850]

>>54769836
what happens if it wont be ok?

[Anonymous No.54769852]

Is Seeking Alpha stuck like this for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.54769859]

>>54769850

[Anonymous No.54769867]

>>54769844
Didn't Biden say not my problem?

[Anonymous No.54769871]

>>54769755
I have the quote memorized nigger. that was the first link that popped up for it.

[Anonymous No.54769877]

PCE bobos. We gonna make it!!

[Anonymous No.54769897]

I sold at 3.65 and then bought half back at 3.37

[Anonymous No.54769898]

>>54769877
THIS FUCKIN FAGGOT JPOW WILL STILL ONLY DO 25 BPS, CAUSE HE'S A FCUKIN PUSSY. AND ECB WILL DO THE SAME CAUSE THEY ARE US BITCHES

[Anonymous No.54769911]

The core PCE index rose 0.3% in March, with monthly gains for January and February revised up.

+4.9% over the previous 3 months, annualized
+4.2% over the previous 6 months, annualized
+4.6% over the previous 12 months

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54769915]

>>54769898
If he keeps raising the overnight funds rate, won't that have a devastating effect on the environment and lead to severe and unreversable climate change?

[Anonymous No.54769918]

>>54769867
>Jewess qt3.14 Sara Eisen

[Anonymous No.54769926]

>>54769915
stfu baggie, I can fully understand why nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.54769927]

Why dont you degenerates just buy a boring stock like clorox or proctor and gamble? Interest rates arent going anywhere and you are just going to get heemed being a tryhard. Gordon gekko ass wannabes.

[Anonymous No.54769930]

>Giant Green Day yesterday
>traded calls on day
>made $11 profit

How am I so fucking bad at this ha.

[Anonymous No.54769938]

>>54769927
I'm 25% bonds and 50% jepi. You couldn't get more boring than that. If I wanna gamble the rest on leveraged natural gas swings then I'll do it and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.54769949]

>>54769788
He sold covered calls which got exercised for a 10% gain. He held through a 20% loss before achieving even that small profit. Check the archive if your autistic enough to care for the evidence, it's all there. He disappeared for a month after that, in hopes it'd be forgotten so he could pretend he rode the whole NG collapse. There was another anon who rode that whole wave and backed up the trade with good data and a legitimate thesis that wasn't "lol mean reversion", so it's possible you're mixing the two up.
But none of this even matters for BOIL king, because his BOIL loss singlehandedly killed his portfolio to the point where he had to disappear entirely for yet another month in hopes we'd forget. Unfortunately, his posting style is so obnoxious that it's immediately clear when this retard shows his face again.

His entire persona relies on pretending to be some genius trader. The reality is he's the consistently among the dumbest traders in this general, with a 20k RH portfolio that's now down to 5k.
His only strategy was to martingale and then cope through his losses on these trashy 3x ETFs by depositing another paycheck. But then in February he lost his job.

A truly miserable existence. I feel kind of sorry for him if I'm being honest. His new tactic is pretty funny though, posting imaginary buy/sell orders without even any numbers >>54769544. The random use of market orders really sells the whole impression.

[Anonymous No.54769956]

Germany is absolutely US' bitch. It reversed the whole crash, cause EU fagots can't do shit without US overlords. Fuck this country. I'll leave soon.

[Anonymous No.54769966]

>>54769956
stay in your containment zone
germs deserve everything thats coming

[Anonymous No.54769971]

>>54769938
>25 percent bonds
>JEPI meme

hey man I get it you arent a degen like some people here but atleast try to be original

[Anonymous No.54769976]

>>54769949
I post all my trades and this nigguh still thinks I'm a bagholder. I've posted my 1mo/3mo/ytd and 1yr chart here tons of times. Tongue my anus

>>54769544

The market orders are premarket fills assclown

[Anonymous No.54769978]

https://www.youtube.com/live/8Un7wySyehE?feature=share

[Anonymous No.54769986]

Futures pumping

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54769989]

>>54769926
They hate me because they want to be like me, but they know deep down they'll never be half the man I am.

[Anonymous No.54769993]

>>54769966
Luckily I'm not german.

[Anonymous No.54769995]

Uh, bros...

[Anonymous No.54769999]

>>54769971
I'm actually thinking the time for 50% bonds is soon. Waiting for terminal rate. I don't know why people shit on JEPI. I haven't found anything better to bogglehead

[Anonymous No.54770005]

reminder to short vislink, especially on monday after the split; fucking free money every day

[Anonymous No.54770007]

You're going to buy calls today right anon?

[Anonymous No.54770009]

>>54769930
You are ruled by fear. Fear of missing out and fear of loss. Let go of your fear and the gains you seek will come to you

[Anonymous No.54770016]

>>54769200
Is AI the answer to economic growth?

[Anonymous No.54770024]

>>54769989
Yeah, my BMI is 23 lmao

[Anonymous No.54770030]

>>54770016
When AI is more racist than 4 chan

[Anonymous No.54770038]

>>54770016
>picrel
which AI?

[Anonymous No.54770050]

Canadian GDP bros, what happened?

[Anonymous No.54770051]

>>54769978
what's with the little kikes

[Anonymous No.54770053]

>hey champ. Got something on the big tv downstairs when you get up.

[Anonymous No.54770057]

>>54769844
If it survives the day it should be able to survive at least a few months as a zombie bank, just like Credit Suisse was

>>54770007
Yeah I’m doing SPY calls, expecting it to approach 418 at least one more time before FOMC and praying FRC survives the day since that’s the only negative bit of news left. No clue what it’ll do after that, especially with Apple earnings the next day, but we’ll worry about that later

[Anonymous No.54770058]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54770059]

Germany and Netherlands both seem to belong 100% to US. Same bullshit pattern today

[Anonymous No.54770069]

>have the most dogshit earnings with a garbage ass GPU and losing CPU marketshare to AMD
>Pump
Why

[Anonymous No.54770085]

>>54769976
lol
>I've posted charts
>just trust me, I have
>seriously bros I made money
>no you can't see the numbers though
>yes, I know everything I shill is dogshit, but I'm winning because I'm smarter
>it'll mean revert any day now
>just trust me bro
>have another cropped screenshot of one leg of one position with no context or timestamp
lmao, even

Everything prediction you shill in advance is a complete failure. Everything you shill in hindsight shows your track record was a massive success. Funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.54770089]

>>54769600
>mexicans
Based smasher. If you employ them then you are part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.54770098]

VIX futures bros, how many contracts we buying at this low low price??

[Anonymous No.54770097]

Why gamble with BOIL instead of safely slurping the natgas bottom with UNL?

[Anonymous No.54770099]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54770100]

>>54770024
and I'm 19.5, you're not even on my level, try to get on my level.

[Anonymous No.54770102]

>>54770058
Happy Friday bell banger

[Anonymous No.54770103]

>>54770038
https://www.ismywiferight.com/

[Anonymous No.54770110]

Looking at DAX and BMW I'm absolutely convinced that human being are trading on the stock market. It's not algos. This bullshit should be banned.

[Anonymous No.54770115]

>>54770016
>>54770030
>your wife is right

seems flawed

[Anonymous No.54770117]

>>54769200
>doesn’t realize they changed inflation calculations

Kys, Bobo!

[Anonymous No.54770123]

>>54770115
actually
>wife(male)

[Anonymous No.54770126]

send qqqs to the shadow realm

[Anonymous No.54770127]

OH god it's over

[Anonymous No.54770130]

>>54770102

[Anonymous No.54770134]

>>54769712
And latest in June the next batches of regional banks is going to be fucked on there bond plays from last year. Its ogre. At least external credit tightening will make Powell happy

[Anonymous No.54770136]

>>54770127
it's only just begun

[Anonymous No.54770147]

>>54770100
Carrying on the Auschwitz tradition, I see.

[Anonymous No.54770151]

>>54770085
I apologize for SAVA but everything else I've shilled here has been free money. If you lost money on BOIL you are retarded

>bro you can't just DCA natural gas and take profits
>It's the hekkin widow maker it's going to $0
>you should short it even though natural gas is trading at 1990s prices

[Anonymous No.54770154]

>BBBY

What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.54770156]

Looking like a SOXL day

[Anonymous No.54770172]

FOMO INTO BBBY RIGHT NOW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

[Anonymous No.54770179]

INTCels we're fuckin back

[Anonymous No.54770181]

>>54770156
You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.54770183]

>>54770016
No, AI is just going to decrease the cost of wagies at first to then increase it because those language models are pure shit and need people to look over them to not create unexpected costs because cheap Indian Wagie just copy pasted Artificial Indian wagies replies into a million dollar project.

the only thing AI will make cheaper is "journalism" and the demand for that grift has been in the shitter for the past 25 years

[Anonymous No.54770185]

>>54770097
It's the same chart dude.. 2x leverage is based

[Anonymous No.54770187]

Kek Amzn

[Anonymous No.54770206]

>>54770187
That was one crazy pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.54770209]

hope you loading up on shorts

[Anonymous No.54770217]

>If you lost money on BOIL you are retarded
Is this perhaps an indirect confession? An admission of his own mental impairment?

[Anonymous No.54770218]

>>54770209
I only have one pair! I'm not ready for summer!

[Anonymous No.54770225]

>>54770209
why provide liquidity now, when the payout is still a complete joke knowing that credit tightening is just going to explode over the next 3 months

[Anonymous No.54770229]

UH OH BOBO

[Anonymous No.54770233]

>>54770209
the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54770237]

>>54770172
Well duh, it’s about to get delisted lmao

[Anonymous No.54770238]

>>54770187

[Anonymous No.54770239]

>>54770209
Im not buying shorts or puts in a schizo market, once the fed pivots I'll put everything I have into shorts because thats when the real fun begins.

[Anonymous No.54770244]

What stock is the nigger day pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.54770247]

>>54770217
>post screenshot of realized gains 4x times in the last two weeks of 10%+
>get accused of being a bagholder

Nigger

I'm gonna go make breakfast I already made my gains for today. Have fun buying options while we crab or whatever

[Anonymous No.54770248]

at least im still cute

[Anonymous No.54770253]

>>54770206
What even happened it was up like 12% AH, I fuck off, I wake up and it's down 3%

[Anonymous No.54770254]

burgers have ruined EU market

[Anonymous No.54770256]

>>54770209
it's hangover from yesterdays rally as expected

[Anonymous No.54770257]

>CXAI
2nd day in a row this shit retard pumps at open

[Anonymous No.54770262]

>>54770233
what crash? we haven't even had one yet

[Anonymous No.54770266]

>>54770229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1pIO4_lUY
>n-not again!

[Anonymous No.54770274]

Is longing frc a suicide move? I'm really thinking about it

[Anonymous No.54770275]

>>54770262
480-360 and the bond market getting heemed was pretty big last year...

[Anonymous No.54770279]

>>54770275
>That image
>Bond
You rang?

[Anonymous No.54770282]

>>54770217
boil shitcoin will likely go up soonish

[Anonymous No.54770283]

>>54770275
big to what? compared to all time high while the money printer was almost running out of ink?
zoom out

[Anonymous No.54770286]

>Shitty EU data doesn't matter.
>Shitty US data doesn't matter
>Data doesn't matter
>Data never mattered

Today is even more insane than last friday (DAX) How are they doing this every time? How can it get crazier everytime?

[Anonymous No.54770287]

>>54770247
I accept your confession, and await your eventual apology.

[Anonymous No.54770290]

>>54770253
Not sure yet but my guess is the positive news wasnt so positive in the end.

[Anonymous No.54770297]

>>54770274
hedge it, put a stop loss and don't throw all your eggs at a corpse that might gas up

[Anonymous No.54770303]

>>54770274
Don't be retarded anon. If you're gonna bank on regional banks making a comeback then do it with a good bank like EWBC or MTB.

[Anonymous No.54770309]

>>54770286
Companies that matter can clearly take higher rates. Who cares if a few regional banks like FRC die in the process? The Fed will bail out the depositors anyways

[Anonymous No.54770313]

>>54770286
As Powell has put it during his last appearance before congress, external credit tightening in the wake of banks having fucked themselves. good thing if the external tightening intensifies, the internal tightening might be over sooner

[Anonymous No.54770314]

WHY DO OATS KEEP GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54770315]

REMINDER

Next week AAPL will report their earnings and save the market.

[Anonymous No.54770327]

>>54770315
too many people are expecting apple to save the market. They also expected facebook to tank I'm not optimistic because on principles of clown market do the opposite of what everyone expects to happen and it'll happen

[Anonymous No.54770328]

>>54769616
I deeply appreciate you bringing this because it helps things make sense again. BOIL overreacted by a lot and it corrected again, but I was truly dumbfounded as to why something like that was happening (while it was happening) when the EIA report just yesterday was indicative of maybe another few weeks of slumping. So, even though I watched hundreds of dollars fly past my face, I'm just grateful that shit makes sense again. Bless (You), Anon.

[Anonymous No.54770336]

Yep!
....and just like that!

[Anonymous No.54770345]

>>54770328
>TFW no bratty rich girl pilot wife

[Anonymous No.54770346]

>>54770315
Didn't those niggas literally open a bank

[Anonymous No.54770348]

>>54769658
What enabled you to see that post, were you just following that account in general, or was there something natgas specific that alerted you, or what?

[Anonymous No.54770366]

Bears exhausted. 0dte ramp to 415. Later, gators.

[Anonymous No.54770368]

so yesterday was my first day trading in 23 and overall made a few critical errors that leave me heemed. Things started off smoothly with a couple 3.5% & 7.5% winners in the morning. Then I took a break to do some other shit and when I returned I forgot to refresh my screen and bought what I thought was an ATM put based on the background color of the options table, but since i didnt refresh it ended up being a .35 delta OTM which is now a .07 delta not even 24 hours later. I'm gonna hold till worthless because I at least sized my trade properly this time. So there's that. Then I sold a few UPRO puts intraday and wanted to buy to close for $0.05 but was getting jerked around on the fill and I accidentally placed a market order trying to fuck with them and they gave me a shitty fill. So yea, locked in gains, bag holding OTMs that woulda had a chance had a been more careful and refreshed the page. Feels good. Thanks for reading my blogpost

[Anonymous No.54770376]

>>54770366

[Anonymous No.54770377]

>>54770315
ehh not too sure. I expect phone sales to still be down, plus they stupidly thought they could compete in the streaming wars. Also, Isnt aapl moving out of china?

[Anonymous No.54770379]

>crisis
>fully
>averted
(1/2)

[Anonymous No.54770387]

>>54770377
50% reject rate on poo assemblies lmao

[Anonymous No.54770389]

>>54769225
I'm going to enter CF if it hits 60.

[Anonymous No.54770392]

>>54770379
(2/2) more weeks

[Anonymous No.54770394]

>>54770379
>crisis
>fully
>averted
(2/2)

[Anonymous No.54770397]

>>54770030
What AI is this?

[Anonymous No.54770424]

Small cap bros they hate us cuz they ANUS

[Anonymous No.54770438]

OOOO BULL RUN ROUND TWO

[Anonymous No.54770446]

I am unheemed.

[Anonymous No.54770448]

>>54770376
Notice that all the bears even went bankrupt yesterday. Good luck buying more puts lol.

[Anonymous No.54770456]

>>54770348
I am the original non-gay natural gas anon; I have spent years looking at natural gas charts - you can tell when there is irregular movement, when news broke just by looking at the candles
then you can track down the information - there are some very good twitter natural gas trader / analyst accounts for breaking news

[Anonymous No.54770465]

Absolutely convinced ALL the central banks have failed.

Absolute race to the bottom.

Fed: Hikes too late, transitory, after he first bank crash immediately backs down while everything pointing to sticky inflation, ALBEIT another QE to ease the bank crisis

ECB: Constantly saying contradicting shit, retarded, convicted criminals (Lagarde back in France) and now Kazimir (bribery).
Inflation not going down, thinking about 25 bps, while constantly spouting that EU banks are solid, safe, stable. Will probably still do only 25 bps despite still way too high inflation

BOE: Just be poorer, +10% inflation

BOJ: Negative rates, Ueda sperg.

[Anonymous No.54770469]

>>54770446
>let them play their game
>we're gonna play ours
>-60%

[Anonymous No.54770480]

>>54770465
>Absolutely convinced ALL the central banks have failed.
Have you considered that it might be the exact opposite?
Didn't read the rest of your post.

[Anonymous No.54770483]

>>54770469
desu I think coke zombie went off the deep end.

[Anonymous No.54770485]

There are so-called """traders""" in this very thread that use a certain broker that does not support bracket orders. DOES NOT SUPPORT BRACKET FUCKING ORDERS IN 2023
>imagine using goyhood

[Anonymous No.54770490]

the ol' buy $500 of puts to pump the long bags routine. my favorite

[Anonymous No.54770491]

OIS bros we have been completely heemed

[Anonymous No.54770492]

I solved a captcha for this.

[Anonymous No.54770504]

Say it with me, boys
0
D
T
E

[Anonymous No.54770508]

>>54770456
"Being educated about future forecasts" is an absolute fucking meme. Just buy the shit when it's cheap and sell it when it schizo pumps 15% premarket. Reading the news story after is optional

[Anonymous No.54770507]

>>54770492
Based AI trainer. The machines will smile upon you when they take over.

[Anonymous No.54770509]

>>54770448
Bears usually have better risk management than bulls. It shows that "bears" changed side and are likely waiting for better entries, let the earnings tourist pump and when they run out of steam in the wake of liquidity thightening the "bears" might hedge that again continuing the crab walk

[Anonymous No.54770512]

>>54770480
No

[Anonymous No.54770513]

>>54770504
someone is pootin the fuck out right now and refusing to stop buying poots

[Anonymous No.54770519]

>>54770456
>I am the original non-gay natural gas anon
I would tell by the facility throughput comparisons, all of which I know next to nothing, but hold the knowledge and its bearers in the highest of esteem.
>there are some very good twitter natural gas trader / analyst accounts for breaking news
I know of only Celsius, which I have bookmarked in Edge as I have no social media accounts whatsoever, but it seems I might need to break down. Truly, bless you for everything you bring to this table, at which I am merely an eater of falling crumbs, if even I am capable of spotting and identifying a crumb vs a rat pellet.

[Anonymous No.54770524]

>>54770508
>Reading the news story after is optional
that's why I look at candles first, stories second
you can tell when the candles are telling a story however
38-40x natural gas trades in contracts than is actually used - you are trading the contract, not natural gas

[Anonymous No.54770536]

Bobroos WTF AAAAA

[Anonymous No.54770541]

clf for stockings fat ass

[Anonymous No.54770543]

>>54770513
>pootin
Bro stop you're going to rile up the NAFO shill.

[Anonymous No.54770550]

what is pushing the market up? i dont get it

[Anonymous No.54770551]

nice little poomp we got goin here fellow mumus

[Anonymous No.54770555]

>>54770509
>Bears usually have better risk management than bulls
I wish that were true for this thread. Look at how many people got stuck bagholding SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54770564]

>>54770543
holy shit its him

[Anonymous No.54770570]

>>54770519
these other accounts are "ok" too (no particular order)
don't rely on any account, but the more spaghetti you throw at the wall the more that sticks
@DonPilgreen
@gastrashdaily
@rawsalerts
@enelyst_
@Brad_E_Foster
@otcengine
@ZmansEnrgyBrain
@NatGasWeather
@ruth_on_LNG
@SStapczynski
@JamieHeard5
@USAEnergyNatGas
@chigrl
@Gasino11
@analytixAI
@RealGasFundies
@GasVegasBaby
@firstenercast
@EnergyUpdate
@NGInews
and since you seem nice
you should also be reading every single article that comes out on naturalgasintel.com
use archive. ph to circumvent the paywall (you can also use archive. ph to view any article on bloomberg, FT, WSJ, seekingalpha, etc - you're welcome!)

[Anonymous No.54770575]

Dammit, they triggred my stoploss... now I'm missing out on more profit

[Anonymous No.54770580]

>>54770564
It ain't me, babe.

[Anonymous No.54770581]

WE ARE FUCKING BACK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54770593]

>>54770550
my guess, stop losses between 4100 and 4300

[Anonymous No.54770598]

>>54770368
>bought what I thought was an ATM put
1 DTE, forgot to add. that was also a critical mistake, i'd be alive still had I bought further out

[Anonymous No.54770600]

>>54770550
the outstanding amount of debt(currency) in the system is still expanding.
where else would the funds go?
interest rates are not nearly as high to compete with stock market gains and also are not nearly as high so that debt(currency) destined for the stock market needs to be reallocated into higher interest payments instead.

[Anonymous No.54770602]

Oh shit i'm getting heemeedddddddddd

[Anonymous No.54770605]

PINTEREST YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOCK AAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54770609]

>>54770485
yeah, but aside from even the issues of being at "my level", I constantly use the live price quoting in browser tabs to keep a close eye on tickers while actively being in other tabs, plus every time some nootable action occurs, the website starts my CPU to whirring and I know something is needing to be checked for either a buy or sell opportunity/urgency. I also especially like the 4.4% on uninvested while it's sitting and awaiting a trade. But again, I am well aware of "my level" as well, and Robinhood has some *excellent* qualities that serve it.

[Anonymous No.54770610]

Reshuffled my positions

What do you think?

[Anonymous No.54770612]

>>54770551
>normal inflation is calculated from previous 2 years
>2022 inflation is calculated from 2020. what happened 2020? oh right, covid lockdown, which crashed the economy. so economy went from -30% in 2020 to +6%. muh inflation
>2023, change inflation calculation to previous year. now inflation is +6 in 2022 to +3% 2023, which is -3%

lmao, the wizard of oz

[Anonymous No.54770614]

I hate the PPT
FRC please crush them

[Anonymous No.54770617]

lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.54770619]

Is today the most semitic day ever? I think yes. Look at DAX. US can't compete.

[Anonymous No.54770620]

>>54770485
What's a "bracket order"?

[Anonymous No.54770624]

>>54770570
very much appreciated, capped, bless you
>tha spagheeti thing
yes, absolutely

[Anonymous No.54770627]

BUDDY UVXY COMPUTERS HIT TWO NEW ALL TIME LOWS IN 10 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.54770631]

>>54770610
Discreationary, good
Defense, gamble
Automobile, retarded
Real estate, ludicrous

[Anonymous No.54770634]

>>54770617

[Anonymous No.54770639]

>>54770627
AND I MAYBE.. HOOKED

[Anonymous No.54770643]

>>54770570
yes, I clear my cookies to read naturalgasintel and will look into the archive ph method (I have seen plenty of linked articles there, but never used it to seek out articles)

[Anonymous No.54770646]

>>54770620
You set a limit order and when that limit order triggers your broker automatically sets another order to sell it at a price you specified. Typically you have a take profit price and a stop loss. When one of those triggers the other is automatically canceled for you. It's so you don't fuck up and buy something, forget you bought it then miss an opportunity to sell only to come back later, notice you have it and have to sell at a loss

[Anonymous No.54770655]

>>54770610
KO feels pretty good these days. I already sold all my GD, LMT; those are pretty overvalued.

[Anonymous No.54770656]

Reminder that bobos were celebrating every 1% drop since we hit SPY 370. Since then they tortured us with their meth-head doomposting, promising imminent collapse of the stock market.
Please, if you are a bobo, find a hedgehog and insert it into your ass. Ask another bobo for help if you can't do it on your own.

[Anonymous No.54770657]

>>54770646
How many trades you got going on at one time man

[Anonymous No.54770660]

>>54770617
underwater already

[Anonymous No.54770666]

>core PCE 4.6
Fucking yikes. After entire year of puckering financial butthole up too.

Guess Mumu's getting raped.

[Anonymous No.54770670]

>>54770646
makes sense.
ty for explaining

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54770672]

>>54770617
>lions
this guy sounds like a total fag, no wonder you guys love him.

[Anonymous No.54770673]

You know, fuck it. Bump up to 418 calls.

[Anonymous No.54770674]

>>54770631
Normally I'd agree on real estate, but I bought REITS specifically, which not only have to pay out regular steady dividends, but the ones I picked generlly only take corporate customers, meaning consistant payments are more assured.
Auto is a gamble admittedly but Figured I'd see a jump in the next few years due to the whole Electric Shift.

[Anonymous No.54770675]

>>54770657
kek. But it only takes one big fuckup to ruin your week. Bracket orders make it fire and forget

[Anonymous No.54770679]

big caps are all flat and market shoots up

yea sure

[Anonymous No.54770683]

>>54770656
They did the same shit in 2015-16 claiming the collapse and Bear Down to 0 was here... then we pumped to the moon. Then they did it in 2018 and we pumped to the moon.

[Anonymous No.54770688]

>>54770660
yeah, he shorted literal local bottom and is underwater in as little as 2 days. Imagine thinking you can win in options casino even after dedicating last 2 decades to learning how stock market works.

[Anonymous No.54770690]

>A stock called TOP mooning 500% in two days is going to mark the top
poetry

[Anonymous No.54770697]

>>54770679
MSFT, XOM

[Anonymous No.54770699]

alright you fuckers, im gonna go make soup in 60 degree weather because fuck it why not i like soup, and play dance dance revolution for the rest of the day. This price action looks retarded. I'll take my L like a FTM man. see you fuckers later

[Anonymous No.54770701]

>>54770666
>Macro posting
Cringe. The absolute state of Bears

[Anonymous No.54770702]

>>54770683
And in 2020 when Fed raped them with strapon so huge that hedgehog fits in their asses without harm now.

[Anonymous No.54770705]

>>54769200
>>54765856
>>54765856

[Anonymous No.54770707]

Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54770711]

>>54770697
>+1%

[Anonymous No.54770714]

The US ruined the markets with flooding the market with money and they still are in debt, to such an extent they have to raise their debt limit. What the fuck is this country even?

[Anonymous No.54770716]

>>54770705
Fuck that shithole. Spams me with 20% off coupons, only to learn you can't use it on good brands. baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.54770718]

>>54770666
my guesstimation is that inflation numbers have been purposefully reported very softly this month to ease the markets.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54770725]

>>54770705
1pbtid

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54770731]

>>54770716
>falling for 1pbtid b8
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.54770733]

BOBROS??? RED CANDLE??

[Anonymous No.54770737]

>>54770690
TOP is pumping so hard even TOPS can't help but catch a little sympathy bounce.

[Anonymous No.54770738]

buy the dip, your loss if you don't

[Anonymous No.54770739]

>>54770718
THe problem is that it doesn't even matter anymore. It even pumps the market. The market knows JPOW won't do a 50 bps hike. So higher inflation with smaller hike (25) means PUMP, it's retarded. JPow is a pussy

[Anonymous No.54770740]

>>54770731
I just moused over the link, you stupid Jew.

[Anonymous No.54770743]

do you have the balls to trade TOP today?

[Anonymous No.54770747]

>>54770674
>Only corpo clients
And in any time between 2011 and 2021 that would have been smart, but the issues on the real estate market are currently not coming from normies about to default on their mortgages but from commercial real estates being in a slump and canceling of projects because of credit thightening that mostly effect corpos.
The bet on electrical cars shift is betting on more authoritarian and totalitarianism because its only able to be forced, consumers have faded the electric devolution so far and their are no signs that without extreme suventioning of the industry it s able to stand on its own feed, its like solar, a grift kept alive by ideology and exploitation of ideology

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54770753]

>>54770740
Nah, you went to the BBBY thread. You don't have to lie in here, we're all frens.

[Anonymous No.54770759]

ppt riggin the ponzi higher

[Anonymous No.54770764]

loaded up on shorts

[Anonymous No.54770765]

>>54770753
You're not my friend, guy.

[Anonymous No.54770766]

How the hell the VIX is so low at one month of the debt ceiling problem? there's no agreement between Biden and the Senate afaik...wtf? does the market really not care?

[Anonymous No.54770791]

>>54770766
>of the debt ceiling problem?
Has it ever been an actual "problem" or just another act of political theater?

[Anonymous No.54770797]

been watching market for 25-30 years have never seen anything as ridiculous as the price action of the last 5.

[Anonymous No.54770801]

NEW

>>54770799

>>54770799

>>54770799

>>54770799

[Anonymous No.54770803]

>>54770766
>does the market really not care?
Anon the market has been poop on wall smearing insane for years now. Stop trying to apply logic.

[Anonymous No.54770809]

>>54770797
this is the disease of central bank manipulation, and the financialization of the economy. The US cannot exist without stock market returns.

[Anonymous No.54770810]

>>54770766
Dunno. Feels weird cause it was a big issue in 2012 apparently with huge volatility. Everyone expects money printer to run again I guess

[Anonymous No.54770822]

>>54770766
If you understood the debt ceiling problem you would know they're gonna kick the can down the road once again. Pretty sure they don't actually have to deal with it until fall.

[Anonymous No.54770825]

>>54770797
How did you watch the market before internet?

[Anonymous No.54770836]

>>54770699
sounds comfy, wish i had a friend and roommate like you

[Anonymous No.54770847]

>>54770797
Haven't been in the market for long but the silliest day I can think of was gap down -2% to +2% EOD last November I think

[Anonymous No.54770871]

>>54770614
:)

[Anonymous No.54770873]

>>54770797
Guess you werent around March 2020 then.

[Anonymous No.54770948]

>>54770446
kick ass, blessed

[Anonymous No.54771193]

So now that all baggies have killed themselves or filed for bankruptcy, do I buy 5000 shares of BBBY just because it’s only 19 cents?

[Anonymous No.54771393]

>>54770327
so short apple now?

[Anonymous No.54771466]

>>54769225
PLTR is not a meme stock, it is an undervalued arm of the new global police state. DYOR.

[Anonymous No.54771537]

>>54770797
>2-3 months
ftfy for accuracy's sake

[Anonymous No.54771554]

>>54770825
>How did you watch the market before internet?
Don't even bother asking.
That anon is born after 2000.

[Anonymous No.54771569]

STOP THE SLURP

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54771777]

>>54771466
>the new global police state
those guys are all about to go to jail because of their greed and their corruption, just buy IMMR like lmao.