/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54768360]

I steal soap and tissue from McDonald's bathrooms to save money. Is this a good financial decision?

[Anonymous No.54768369]

>>54768360
Yes, of course

[Anonymous No.54768378]

>>54768360
>saving money
>is this a good financial decision?

i've just stolen a car with full tank of gas to save money. best financial decision this year so far

[Anonymous No.54768417]

>>54768378
I'll one up you. I fill up my tank full of gas and then get blackout drunk so I forget ever doing it. In my mind my car is electric

[Anonymous No.54768428]

>>54768417
when i get drunk i ride people to my car to save calories

[Anonymous No.54768453]

>>54768360
I barely bought food all winter besides vegetables because i stole meats/nuts/protein bars every day

[Anonymous No.54768480]

>>54768360
No.

[Anonymous No.54768632]

>>54768360
Yes but it still makes you a nigger, which is the real issue here.

[Anonymous No.54768666]

I steal paper toilet seat covers from places like shop rite and stuff them down my shirt. I've never seen them for sale before but I must have them.

[Anonymous No.54769884]

>>54768360
I go to my neighbours farm and jerk their horse off in the dead of night and sell the semen to people with a horse semen fetish.

[Anonymous No.54770142]

When I was in Switzerland public bathrooms even in malls had entire stacks of pristine white towels for you to use and dump into some black void hole as soon as you're done using the towel. I imagine that in 99% of other countries all of those towels would get stolen on day 1.

[Anonymous No.54771085]

>>54768360

[Anonymous No.54771207]

>>54768360
You could be a ghost writer for David Ramsay

[Anonymous No.54771223]

>>54768453
Gross belly desu