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>> No.54759554

>>54759455

>> No.54759760
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When the market goes full retard, you go full retard.

>> No.54761330
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54761330

Rolls Royce is still one fourth its pre-covid value and slowly rising. Should I buy this?

>> No.54761573

Bobros, what the fuck man
Bitch what the fuck
How long can they keep this shit up

>> No.54761619
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>>54761573
Im bleeding chips

>> No.54762227

>>54761330
No you fucking moron. Nobody buys rolls royce anymore.

>> No.54762340

Bump fuck the smg spammers

>> No.54762369

>>54761619
I know a female irl who banged Jeremy Renner topkek

>> No.54762651

2k worth of SQQQ today. I will buy another 2k tomorrow if you gays pump the market up again. You have been warned.

>> No.54762659

what the fuck is TOP and why is it rocketing

>> No.54762824

>>54762659
>+145%
God DAMN that wouldve been a tasty slurp. Couldve made 6 figures today if I went all in on that.

>> No.54763130
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54763130

Is Amazon dumping now because they're changing their business model into AI hype garbage? Is the AI bubble finally popping? I think the trick is to mention AI in earnings call as much as possible but not actually invest anything in it

>> No.54763205

>Amazon CFO Olsavsky says Amazon is shifting long term investments from building new warehouses and distribution hubs to putting more money into infrastructure for its cloud computing business, including investments in large-language models and generative AI.

aka garbage that no one needs that will do nothing but drain money. Some megacap company like Microsoft will corner the AI hype market and every other company will just drain endless money hiring overseas Indians trying to compete. Worst and most boring bubble ever

>> No.54763259

Cramer's recommendations today based on the earning results this season are: META, LLY, CMG, NVDA, GE. So we can infer that they have all essentially peaked and are ripe for a short.

>> No.54763454
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54763454

Admit it anon you shorted and got squazoozled by the hedgies. Me too, anon. Me too.

>> No.54763550

>>54759500
KILL ALL BEARS
THANK GOD FOR DEAD BEARS
ALL BEARS IN THE GAS CHAMBER DOWN TO THE LAST MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD

>> No.54763569
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54763569

You bought calls right anon?

>> No.54763575
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54763575

Freak show etc.

>> No.54763583
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54763583

BOJ..........


BOJ>>>>>>>

Superbowelll......

Tonight......

DIVER....... DIVE DIVE MARKETS DIVE DIVE!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuxZTnJE_OE&list=RDEMsgVaWtlKLobcZBp13iTPqw&index=3

>> No.54763593
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54763593

Illinois Tool Works...

>> No.54763599
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>>54763454
I have diamond titanium ape grip on my shorts. not selling

>> No.54763607
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>>54759760
Give me your retard strat, i'll give you an oz of silver.

>> No.54763608
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Another day. I actually worked the whole day for once. OMG! Uh the last time that happened was maybe 3 years ago..Oh well I'll make up for it tomorrow.

>> No.54763612

>>54762651
based SQQQ baggie

>> No.54763615

>>54763599
Good, as a bear you deserve death.
Hope you take extra hot showers to train for hell

>> No.54763623
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54763623

Pull it Uedasama..

save us... uedasama.

I' think I'm turning JAPANESE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

>> No.54763625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgGEJYLqxaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

The world is healing.

>>54763553
Just trade options or park your cash in Tbills/money market until the real crash hits, then slurp INDA when things calm down. That's my plan.

>>54763130
I think people are figuring out cloud computing is a stupid, expensive meme. AI has legs.

>> No.54763626
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>>54763607
Right now? See:

>> No.54763640
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>>54763626
Breadth is narrow so focus and i'll do the same.

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>>54763615
I can't hear you over all this AMZN selling mumu

>> No.54763644
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54763644

Futures!

>> No.54763648

>>54763569
yes but i sold them too early today.... oh well gains are gains.

>> No.54763658

>>54763130
> Is the AI bubble finally popping?
depends on what happens on the 2nd

>> No.54763668

>>54763641
Hey I play neutral strategies, I am crablord, I just hate the shit out of you boboids. Every last one of you belongs in a concentration camp

>> No.54763681
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>futes

>> No.54763694
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>>54763668
GAZE UPON THE PUTS AND SEETHE >>54763265

>> No.54763705
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54763705

>>54763668
>I am crablord
so you make pennies on some tight range swings. good for you don't spend your lunch money all at once

>> No.54763730

>>54763607
remember that vice news/salon meme video on how they make articles... do that.

>> No.54763735

>>54763730
Outsource to AI?

>> No.54763738

>>54763648
>oh well gains are gains.
You are fucking right they are! well done anon.

>> No.54763756

>>54763735
You are thinking of buzzfeed. AI is a bad idea, as soon as it gets any significant conscious it will start trolling people for fun.

>> No.54763799
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54763799

Will Amazon crash the market tomorrow

>> No.54763804

>>54763799
It's crashing the market today.

>> No.54763811

>>54763799
Probably not since MSFT and META did so well, but maybe.

>> No.54763817

>>54763799
Classic Bartcat pattern.

>> No.54763819

>>54763799
No the BoJ will. Then FRC collapsing will drive it down further

>> No.54763821

JEROME SAVE ME

>> No.54763833

>FRC
WHAT'S GOING ON, AUNT DIANE?

>> No.54763837
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54763837

>bear faggots seething
You love to see it. Short some more, you Wolf of Wall st. you.

>> No.54763840
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>>54763799
Why the FUCK is it going down?

>> No.54763860

>>54763817
Santos L Halper

>> No.54763869

>>54763833
What's the frequency, Kenneth?

>> No.54763870

>>54762659
ITS 200 DOLLAR NOW

>> No.54763901
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54763901

>>54763837
Keep talking you little shit... just wait...

>> No.54763920

>>54763837
Bloomberg, Permabulls seem to believe Fed will cut 170 bps over 12 months, LMAO:

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>>54763901
My sword is righteousness, you cannot defeat the mumu.

>> No.54763943

>>54763837
Can you explain in your own words what you think "shorting" is, and how "bears" apply it?

>> No.54763958

>>54762824
God DAMMIT I couldve bought right then and still tripled my money. What the FUCK is going on with this???

>> No.54763960

>>54763943
Are you retarded or do you not know what short selling is?

>> No.54763970
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>futures

>> No.54763971
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>>54763943
Im not him but, I dont know what calls or puts are and I refuse to learn. All I do is buy low and sell high and make money every day. I never lose money

>> No.54763974

>>54763960
I want to hear it in your words. Lets assume I don't, explain it for dummies

>> No.54763981

>>54763971
very BASED ywmi

>> No.54764002

>>54763971
Based. Ignore the options jew.

>inb4 use them as a hedge fuck you guys don't do that shit

>> No.54764007

>>54763974
I'm not even sure what you're even trying to imply, do you think shorting isn't something done if one believes the stock will go down? What do you think a bear market is?

>> No.54764015

I'm the President AMA

>> No.54764020

I'm addicted to food delivery bros. I don't even care if it means I spend ~$50/day on food. A wagie sits in traffic during rush hour for 30 minutes while I sit here getting drunk in my underwear with my hand on my dick shitposting on 4chan. Undeniably bullish for DASH.

>> No.54764031

>>54763931
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death

>> No.54764036

>>54764020
anon, I thought the appeal of living in a big city was that they were supposed to be walkable.

>> No.54764038
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54764038

>I thought Peter Lynch was dead
>does an interview on CNBC shitting on Bobo
https://youtu.be/U-6fv09KCDw
What does this mean for the market!?

>> No.54764045
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>>54764020
Based, but you'd better not be tipping.

>> No.54764047

>>54764007
explain it to me, you seem to know what you are talking about how do I do it if I think the market is in a "bear"

>> No.54764058

>>54764020
Same. I used to get delivery every single day, sometimes twice a day. Blew through $24000 in one year. Keep going if you can afford it, its one of the greatest pleasures in life.

>> No.54764097

>>54764020
>while I sit here getting drunk in my underwear with my hand on my dick shitposting on 4chan
Do you have a job or anything? How do you afford this?

>> No.54764115
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>54764047
>he thinks shorting ISN'T something that's commonly practiced in a fucking bear market
>he thinks shorting ISN'T something associated with bears
Toppest of Keks.

>> No.54764128

>>54764115
Tell me in your words how you would do that common thing

>> No.54764132

>UK blocked the MSFT & ABK deal
>my microshit stocks jump
Based britbongs, thank you for your service

>> No.54764131

>AMZN
I told you to buy puts

>> No.54764155
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54764155

You guys ever read history books on the past as in stuff before US civil war and way back hundreds of years about great explorers, scientists, mathematicians, philosophers that made incredible discoveries and then look on your stock trading game with a sense of disappointment. Like here we are in 21st century after all the great men of the past works and we are just pvp'ing into the decline of western civilization? 300 years ago you could've been participating in the enlightenment and you were born instead of a time of gaming tax laws, reading through documents, strategizing and then just straight up throwing the dice? We live in a fun but very empty time desu.

>> No.54764157
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>>54763901
.... Two more weeks?

>> No.54764161

Two comments here
1. I have had itchy calves that get red sometimes for about 5 months now. Not sure what is causing it.
2. Im not sure what stock to buy tomorrow but the risk side is on going bullish so maybe I will go short into the weekend.

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>PU6R2Jpy
Damn Sanjay, they don't have google search in your village?
Tell me why (you) think shorting isn't something associated with bears.

>> No.54764174
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how do i explain to my cat that i lost 860$ on shorting nasdaq today?

>> No.54764180

>>54764155
You are always welcome to learn statistics, or get a formal education and contribute to the growing body of knowledge anytime.

>> No.54764198

>>54764097
I came home from my tech bro job.

>> No.54764209

>>54764174
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wo2L--mZ4h8&pp

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I have been mixing TQQQ and SQQQ with the most focus on TQQQ lately. But, with J Powell revealing to fake Zelenskyy that they plan to wreck the economy, I should be moving into SQQQ more.

>> No.54764235

>>54764155
I won't lie, there's a certain special feeling when winning a bet in the stock market. It's like a roulette table is mostly chance but stocks take at least some semblance of research to pay off. Plus watching all these Banks die is a lot of fun.

>> No.54764239

>>54763870
ITS $240 NOW AFTER DROPPING TO $100.

>> No.54764240

>>54764169
So you don't know how to short? That is what I thought

>> No.54764259
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>>54763205
all AI goes back to the same call center anyways.

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>>54764157
One more week.

>> No.54764289
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>54764240
So you actually think shorting isn't more commonly practiced in bear markets? Yup, you're a fucking retard, kek.

>> No.54764299

>>54764209
kek
thanks

>> No.54764308

>>54764231
wtf we're making porn with ai now

thought it would take longer than this

>> No.54764318

>>54763550
Amazonbros....

>> No.54764330

bros, we really Ripped today

>> No.54764341

>>54764231
What tool did you do this with and is it free?

>> No.54764351

WHO WANTS TO MAKE A PLAY ON SCHW WITH ME

HOLD MY HAND

IM THINKING A PUT AND CALL SPREAD

>> No.54764363

>>54764351
FUCK I MEANT CREDIT PUT SPREAD AND VERTICAL CALL SPREAD

>> No.54764391
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So many people trying to swing trade now, up and down... too popular, I feel shit is about to get switched up massively...

>> No.54764397

>>54764391
there is a gab to close at 4217 from August last year on the spx

>> No.54764435

>>54763705
Actually according to the realtor I'm less than a month from close on a house bought with my crablord methods, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

>> No.54764481

>>54764391
up or down?

>> No.54764493

>>54764341
I too am wanting to make porn of my exes

>> No.54764518

Migrate to other chans. There are too many feds here, and the site moderators are actively trying to arrest their own users.

>> No.54764538

been eating a lot of white shortgrain rice lately and having the most stale farts imaginable
is this what asians always smell like?

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>>54764518
thanks for the heads up

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>>54764518
Good.

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>>54764518
Sorry Fedbros but I think I'll stick around, I like the color green, helps me sleep at night.

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how tf was this up 12% then dump to -2% ?

>> No.54764622
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>7 in the morning
>225 in the evening
lmao imagine 32x your money in one day. Now you know the real reason they want Hong Kong.

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>>54764613
I can only assume it was a wild earnings call

>> No.54764627

>>54764351
>>54764363
Maybe. But I don't know what those are.

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>>54764518
every other chan is dead

>> No.54764650
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holy shit what happened to AMZN coin

>> No.54764651

>>54764638
rip all the eight niggers

>> No.54764655

>>54764613
apparently the CFO shit on his own stock lol

>> No.54764658

>>54764584
>>54764588
>>54764599
Why do you think the Feds spent so much effort shutting down every alternative to 4chan? They want to corral everyone here so they have direct access to site moderation. 4chan is the internet version of a police kettle, and now they're tightening the kettle until they arrest everyone inside.

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Powell-sama have mercy. T-these bags are heavy…

>> No.54764691

>>54764622
Please elaborate

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>>54764663
hold, if there's no exact mention of further hikes next wednesday we're at terminal and the bottom of long end bonds.

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>>54764658
I believe you. But the same can be said about every other "social" site. It's not so bad if you can get a cute girl fed handler. I have one, she's a loose cannon that keeps me wondering what the next step in our relationship will be.

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>>54764622
>32x
They don't even try to be subtle anymore.

>> No.54764730

>>54764725
Judging by your other posts in this thread, you're obviously one of them.

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>>54759760
Its simple bobos. If i get digits, May will be solid green

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>>54764734
cool

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>>54764730
Sup Richard, how's the kids?

>> No.54764746

>>54764734
hey can you grab me one of those canada dries? no one from the back, they're colder.

>> No.54764750

>>54764743
You're trying to laugh it off. Not falling for it.

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>>54759500
>mumu thinks its over
We're financing pizza on a six week plan.

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>>54764746
sure babe, let me strip down for you after you check these digits

>> No.54764769

>>54764750
Nothing to laugh about. Genuinely hope you do well in the stock market fellow 4channeler ;)

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>>54764761

>> No.54764777

>>54764155
There were PVPers back then, just as there are great men living their lives right now.

>> No.54764780

>>54764769
Yeah, you too, faggot.

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>>54764757
who tf puts sauce on top of pizza

>> No.54764783

>>54764773
i kneel bobos, you win

>> No.54764791

>>54764658
Probably because those sites actually break laws. Obviously 4chan co-operates with LEOs. The original site admin was literally in court documents stating as much 10+ years ago. Just dont say anything illegal and they wont subpoena for your IP

>> No.54764798
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>>54764783
Just buy calls, it's that easy.

>> No.54764799

>>54764780
Thanks faggot, that means a lot!

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>>54764658
I just want to talk about stocks and post big tiddy anime girls. Why do the glowies want to shut that down?

>> No.54764805

>>54764791
>say anything illegal
>say
>illegal
The absolute state of this country in 2023.

>> No.54764814

>>54764801
they want to get us all to migrate to discord where their software works better.

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>>54764801
Wrong think, and even worse, wrong speech is dangerous.

>> No.54764822

>>54764801
Because the economy crashing makes our corrupt government look bad. They've gone full bananna republic mode.

>> No.54764857

>>54764805
you have immense free speech, what you dont have is the ability to say you are committing a crime without being investigated.

>> No.54764875
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VIX1D BROS THEY HATE US CUZ THEY ANUS

>> No.54764880

>>54764857
Bullshit, you faggots have stepped way out of bounds. It's 100% political. You let people who vote for you murder and steal, but you arrest people who disagree with you on made up charges. Your authority has no legitimacy.

>> No.54764899
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How do you keep the depression at bay in the face of constant losses and a growing gunt?

>> No.54764908

>>54763607
CUTE

>> No.54764912

>>54763615
This isn't a cryptofaggot general where you moon trannies seethe at sellers. GTFO MY THREAD MOONKEK

>> No.54764917

>>54764875
Which brokers even have that? And can you please bid up vol tomorrow. Pls thnks

>> No.54764932

>>54764899
slow dance with a hot brazilian woman
or just play vidya and hang out with us

>> No.54764933
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>>54764622
>>54764691
>>54764728
topkek

>> No.54764936

WHY DOES THE MARKET KEEP GOING UP 2.5% WHEN NEXT WEEK IT'S GOING TO THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM AND GO BACK DOWN 2.5%

>> No.54764940
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making katsudon for dinner, but i'm not a winner

>> No.54764943
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I slurped even more Oats

>> No.54764947

>>54764899
If you are an investor there isn't any help for you if you are doubting yourself and your positions other than to sell and wait for a new opportunity. If you are a trader this is the life you both chose and asked for.

>> No.54764955

>>54764822
They are full Banana republic. Its the attempt to act fascistic while having lost control over the indivdual bureaus that developped a life on their own without congress being able to control them. The USA is a New Liberal Fascist Anarcho Tyranny that hasn't the security capacity to effectively protect its citizen or adminstrative actors from harm due to the new liberal priest class being gung ho to end the police.

Grab a rifle, kill a few local, regional, state or federal level administrative actors, there is not really anybody able or willing to stop you

>> No.54764968

>>54764761
>nose ring
>navel piercing
>hoop earrings
>painted nails
I hate women.

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>>54764899
>How do you keep the depression at bay in the face of constant losses and a growing gunt?
I opened a futures account and started day trading VX contracts. Easiest most consistent BTFD and sell the bounce known to man. Every time it breaks down under a previous low, that low becomes a new resistance. Buy and sell just under resistance then reload for the next one. You get a trade every day or two and make between $200 and $500 per contract. Then when the market dumps for real and VIX spikes, do the same thing with ES contracts. That's shid&piss 500 futures

>> No.54764980

>>54764663
>TMF average 25.50
t-thanks boggleheads

>> No.54764984
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>>54764899
if you are experiencing constant losses, then perhaps you should step away and do only paper trading for a while until you can consistently enough trade positive. E*TRADE has the Power E*TRADE paper trader, and TDA has thinkorswim but it's moving to Schwab.

>> No.54765001
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>>54764932
>just play vidya and hang out with us
I've been playing a bit of GTA 4 Gay Tony DLC. Peak comfy.

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>futures

>> No.54765014

Boboids are you OK? The S&P will NEVER go below 4100 ever again.

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>>54765014
Funny you didn't say it will go over 4500 again.

>> No.54765053

>>54765014
>"the crash is over"

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/stocks-are-headed-into-risky-territory-as-the-fed-keeps-policy-tight-and-earnings-growth-slows-morgan-stanleys-chief-stock-strategist-says/ar-AA1ahoHU

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>>54765069

>> No.54765090

>>54765001
Ballad of Gay tony was the best DLC ive ever played in any game.

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>>54765069
>>54765085
lol

>> No.54765120

>>54765069
>>54765085
>PLEASE don't buy right now, the market is about to crash! DO NOT BUY

>> No.54765173
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All eyes on BOJ..

No bulls left in Futures..

>> No.54765178

>>54765090
I agree. I was a freshman in college when that was new, I remember loving it back then. And compared to the c.u.c.k.e.d games of today, it's refreshing to see our pal Yusif here with a hooker, tightly whiteys, Uzi in hand, freshly zooted off a rail powder, listening to "We Gettin Arab Money" in the Liberty City mansion. Classic.

>> No.54765241

>>54765173
Nothing will happen, as expected. When's the last time Japan ever surprised anyone?

>> No.54765251

I am of the camp that the economy is WAY WAY stronger than people think.

Extremely low chance of a soft-landing because no landing is far more likely.

If it's true that inflation will come roaring back, even more reason to go crazy on companies with wide moats and pricing power. Real returns won't be great but nominal returns will sky rocket. Big tech is indeed, still Da Wae.

Also at a certain point, Fed realizes they can't fully control inflation without killing the economy and they will make the correct judgement call that it's better to let it play itself out for a bit as long as it's not outta control like early last year.

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>>54765120
>please buy right now, the markets are doing great. DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.54765290

Is the schizo bobo who calls every bull a fed still here? I assume he's broke by now since he keeps shorting during a bull market.

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>>54765290

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Bear bros...I need the Japs to pull another Pearl Harbor tonight or Im finished

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>>54759500
Alright anons give me one good reason why I shouldn't be invested in NCLH

>> No.54765332

>>54765173
>BoJ
This is an American board nobody cares about Japan

>> No.54765347

>>54765014
You a retard. We’re driving towards the cliff of global depression at 100mph and you think the market is at the bottom? Seek help

>> No.54765353

>>54765251
>"the crash is over"

>>54765290
>"the crash is over"

>> No.54765362

>>54765347
Everyone thinks we're going to crash and the only thing that drives markets is sentiment, you will lose everything shorting as we hit 5000 SPX this year.

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>>54765302

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OH WOW THAT'S SO CRAZY BRO GLAD THE MARKETS AREN'T A LITERAL RIGGED FUCKING CASINO FULL OF FELONIOUS BULLSHIT THAT WOULD GET ANY REGULAR DUMBASS LIKE ME BURIED UNDER A PRISON MADE OF NOTHING BUT COCKS

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YEAH BRO JUST SWING THE VALUATION OF A COMPANY BY TWELVE FUCKING DIGITS UP AND DOWN IN THE SPAN OF A FEW HOURS SO FUNNAY HAHA DEFINITELY NOT FOR RIGGERING VIA BEING USED AS COLLATERAL WOOOOOW

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>>54765241
>>54765332

Hey dummie last time BOJ adjusted the yield curve we had the sideway chop to the downfall which ended the SANTA rally...


ALSO SPOILER>
>BoJ To Review Long-Term Easing Measures, >Consider Reviewing Future Guidelines - Nikkei
- Will Forego Revising Yield Curve Control

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UEDASAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54765390

>>54765251
>If it's true that inflation will come roaring back
Slaves are hurting man

>> No.54765402

>>54765362
>"the crash is over"

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>>54765386
>he missed the ah slurp and dump on baggies

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KNEEL TO THE LAST EMPEROR OF BOJ - UEDA.


THIS IS THE LAST FACE YOU BULLTARDS WILL SEE BEFORE YOUR GAINS ARE WIPED!!!!!!!


LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54765429

>>54765386
AMZN is a Canadian penny stock at heart.

>> No.54765457
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It's leaked....

>THE BOJ IS SEEN NOT CHANGING THE YIELD CURVE CONTROL POLICY TODAY - NIKKEI.

AHHHHH FUCKKKKKK

NOOOOOO!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>> No.54765465
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>>54765457
Futures jumping.

USD/JPY jumping...


it's over.

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>>54765465

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>>54764968

>> No.54765491

I intend to slurp up this ABBV dip, their new drugs pipeline seems solid and some of the new ones had big double digit % increases. the humira sales loss is a big factor obviously but they seem to be in a strong rebuild right now. What do you think anons?

>> No.54765493
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Oh well. Least tomorrow is friday. Already paid all my bills,etc so I don't gotta do nothing all weekend nor spend any green.

>> No.54765505

>>54765493
app?

>> No.54765534

>>54765505
Google fiance, E-trade, plus a touch of Photoshop. I get all kinda stock alerts on my phone now and I don't gotta do nothing. Earnings,etc.

>> No.54765536
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My Nippon queen

>> No.54765545
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>>54765386

>> No.54765570

>Intel largest quarterly loss in company history
>stock pumps in AH
Wee AI

>> No.54765585
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>>54765465
There's still core PCE premarket tomorrow. What do you guys think?

>> No.54765589

>>54765585
Crab time

>> No.54765594

>>54765457
wasn't this the consensus going in? no change with the new administration off the start?

>> No.54765605

>>54765585
monthly close under 4100

>> No.54765606
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>>54765589
>Thanks for playing
I HATE getting thanks for playing'ed

>> No.54765607

>>54765491
It's been my son's strongest stock overall by far. It tends to recover from hits, though I've never seen it take a hit to the level of losing its cash cow patent. It pays a pretty decent dividend too. We absolutely had to do a sell of one of his stocks, and the program has a specific timeframe, so with those considerations, it's *great* that we offloaded it Friday, just in the nick of time, because all he gets to keep are the gains. At any rate, I'm essentially recommending it as a good long term hold that's prone to some pretty decent bursts from time to time, and I agree that they have some good looking pipeline, but my son will be out of the program before those hit, more than likely. I reckon it really depends on what you're looking for in the stock.

>> No.54765643

>>54765585
We also have Japan news tomorrow and we'll see whether or not FRC survives the day. With Amazon shitting the bed, a bad PCE reading and a surprise from the BoJ could kill it if the market as the whole tumbles down. We likely would have had a green day if Amazon didn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

>> No.54765649

>>54765491
>>54765607
BTW, if you want to look at what we experienced with it to get an idea for yourself, we bought it Feb 2021 at $107.

>> No.54765660
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>china green

>> No.54765670
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Bull bros the market has bottomed and Bobo is still praying for a crash lmao

>> No.54765686
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>>54765670
>mfw bears so stupid, they don't even know when to short.

>> No.54765701

>>54765643
I noticed more call open interest around and OTM for tomorrows SPY expiration. Today bobos were getting hedged and still MUMU is more on the hook going into tomorrow. Idk should be interesting.

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>CROX

>> No.54765730

>>54765643
>>54765457
Leak says the nips still plan to do "a review", so YCC removal in June.

>> No.54765734

>>54765607
>>54765649
for me it's mostly long term investing/ collecting the dividend. I bought a decent stack back in 2018 in the ~$85 range but have been progressively adding to it so my average cost is $111ish

>> No.54765743

>>54765708
Wtf. I thought these guys were recession proof like Chipotle

>> No.54765748

>>54765743
Not enough digital infrastructure. They need to roll out a Crocs app.

>> No.54765763

>>54765570
This is worse than financial crisis in 08

>> No.54765776

What did UOHda say?

>> No.54765780

>>54765763
proofs?

>> No.54765784
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>>54765570
I literally have no idea what to do anymore. This can't end well for Bobo, mumu, hell even crab lovers are probably getting heemed somehow.

>> No.54765790

>>54765730
A review is probably for the best, much to the chagrin of bobos. Japan could kill FRC and the US stock market if they went and removed the YCC tomorrow

>> No.54765797

>>54765776
Nothing so far, we're just bandying about a leak from Nikkei.

>> No.54765802

>>54765790
Doing so *would* solve their inflation problem.

>> No.54765817

>>54765734
well, for that, it's been a real good'un for us. If we were in a longer time horizon it would have been a keeper. I also highly suggest taking a look at DE right now, and either scooping it up, or hoping for a little bit better of a dip, but it's a long term powerhouse. Shit, ALL is too. All 3 of those have strong bounceback over time.

>> No.54765818
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>futes

>> No.54765820

>>54765802
It would, but every central bank is trying to prevent armageddon. So we'll have a calmer day tomorrow even if PCE comes in hot. Then the Fed can raise another 25 bps and Apple can beat earnings as expected

>> No.54765824

>>54765780
>Intel largest quarterly loss in company history

>> No.54765826
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Anyone watching the NFL goyball draft. They keep playing the NFL primetime highlights background song for no reason.

>> No.54765831
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Why bet against the Nascock? What can lead to such folly?

>> No.54765833
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>mfw FOMC is in 5 days

>> No.54765849

>>54765818
That nick and night logo is comfy

>> No.54765854

>>54765386
Nice ESL

>> No.54765879

>>54765854
Thanks for noticing my Extra Super Long (cock)
>>54765826
>giving a single fuck about handegg

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>>54763205
>Literal diamond age shit
>bubble
You have been great filtered.

>> No.54765905
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How is MCD just clowning on the rest of the market in this manner? Should I dump my entire stack in this tomorrow?

>> No.54765938

>>54765905
>betting against burgers on the american stock market
>not investing in burgers on the american stock market
They're one of the largest purchasers of food on the planet and a logistical force rivaled only by superpower's militaries and they sell the most addictive and simultaneously necessary products on earth, and you're asking if you should invest in them?

>> No.54765966

>>54765879
>giving a single fuck about handegg
I just like Boog McFarland as background noise while I scroooool

>> No.54765990

>>54765905
>MCD
They make a heck of a burger

>> No.54766020

>>54765905
They are going to be heemed by fatties opting for Wegovy and Mounjaro, plus ghetto folks realizing they EBT ran out.

>> No.54766023
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>>54764761
Is this the power of AI?

>> No.54766029
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THE BOJ is freaking late....

>> No.54766036

>>54766029
They likely won't release a decision for another few hours

>> No.54766053
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>>54766029
Sorry chud

>> No.54766058
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>>54766036
>On days when the BoJ announces new measures, the news comes out on avg 37 mins later than when there's no change

PLEASE UEDASAMA!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54766068
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54766068

You guys wanna manipulate a market?

>> No.54766096

>>54766058
Anon I really don't think it's coming. Japan would blow up the American stock market and could destroy FRC if they do anything. They need to telegraph their moves first and not broadside the world 5 days before FOMC and the day of a critical PCE report

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Cloudflare bros, what went wrong?

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>futures

>> No.54766168
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>>54766096
Keep those eyes wide open
Here comes a blind side
Keep those eyes wide open
Here comes a BOBO side
Keep those eyes wide open
Here comes a blind side
Keep those eyes wide open
Here comes a

Maybe things happen for a reason
And wherein lies the answer
To overcome the grieving
Of life’s unruly lessons
BOBO'S handed in succession
It builds BOBO'S pain which makes BOBO strong

It's BOBO'S, it's pure and
As decent as BOBO can make HIMSELF
Inside, we all know
Only the strong survive

When it's BOBO'S, it's pure and
As decent as BOBO can make HIMSELF
Inside, we all know
Only the strong survive

WHY DONT YA THINK ABOUT THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

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>>54766162 Racoons appear to be easily bamboozled. A nice allegory to most retail traders.

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WTF WAS THAT

>> No.54766192

>>54766178
ANTON HARRISON TACKLE OKLAHOMA

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>>54766178
>futures

>> No.54766202
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FUCK HELEN OF TROY

>> No.54766205
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>>54766068
Hey, we're timezone bros!

>> No.54766209

>>54766195
>>54766178
>>54766162
lmao are BBBY baggies just raccoons that learned to use the internet?

>> No.54766211
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futes

>> No.54766217
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>>54766029
In Japan when a child gets a letter, the parents make them put it up unopened for perhaps days, in order to learn patience.

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This price action is real ugly and doesn't believe the leak by Nikkei...

>> No.54766227

>>54764020
i eat bread and peanut butter and put 14% of my check into my 401k

>> No.54766232

>>54759500
/qa/ lost

>> No.54766235

>>54766130
Some sites have their gay ass captcha that thinks I'm a bot. Fuck 'em.

>> No.54766238
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>>54766191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

>> No.54766240

>>54766202
Don't they sell a bunch of stuff to BBBY? No wonder the stock's been eating shit the past year.

>> No.54766281
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>futes

>> No.54766301
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>Futures

>> No.54766306

>>54766202
Calm down iron shiek

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>>54766301
Futures are rightfully calling bullshit on this rally.

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Governor Ueda has got lost inside the BOJ building trying to find the announcement podium.

jk.

>> No.54766378

>>54766281
>>54766301
so that giga pump with AMZN was all a meltup bulltrap of sorts?

>> No.54766388

Today someone on /biz/ called me a retard because I said cows produce milk as a result of pregnancy and he said they don't.

I then looked it up and it turns out cows in fact can only produce milk as a result of pregnancy. Why the fuck do people on this board pretend to know anything about dairy companies and milk production businesses when they are literally the most retarded fucking people in the universe.

>> No.54766391

>>54766378
i think the pump today was more technical due to an unusual excess of calls over puts, probably based on the results from microsoft/google/goyslop/etc previously

>> No.54766398

>>54766388
Because you touch yourself at night

>> No.54766405
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>>54766388
Sorry, I only know when milkers are traded. Not how they are produced.

>> No.54766408

>>54766378
Use Marketwatch or Google Finance or some other place that shows after hours price action. AMZN went on a wild ride.

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>>54766388
Green lumber fallacy. One may be an expert milk and dairy trader without knowing such irrelevant information.

>> No.54766420

>>54766408
oh I saw that shit happen, question is for long will they keep pumping like that? Something didn't feel right about those estimates, its as if they kept the bar as low as possible since the economy is pretty fucked right now.

>> No.54766435
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GG... no change on ycc.

Goodnight.

>> No.54766452

>>54759500
Why is Bobo screaming?

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>>54766435
You'd think at least DXY would move. neh

>> No.54766456

>>54766240
Why are they up?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>> No.54766462

>>54766456
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/helen-of-troy-stock-rallies-on-profit-forecast-ceo-to-retire-next-year-f84441e1

>> No.54766463

>>54766405
DEANS

>> No.54766472

289 posts, close enough. Baker bake.

>> No.54766477
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And now with Amazon exceeding expectations, that's pretty much all the companies surpassing all this inflationary and rate FUD. Why shouldn't stocks be at ATH considering their profits are ATH? Even guidance is good. Literally what is even bearish in the foreseeable future? Inverting yields? Housing crash? Come on, be realistic. Banks have shown themselves to be cowards that raise the rates as humanly possible. Literally hasn't affected earnings at all.
I should have become a mumu in October last year but unfortunately I waited to switch sides until January... so many gains lost

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>>54766477
>And now with Amazon exceeding expectations

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>>54766408
>not just looking in your Robinhood

>> No.54766516

>>54766472
baking

>> No.54766521

>>54766435
is this bullish?

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>>54766485
I dunno man. All I know is that I am never again betting against this goddamn market. The market can and will remain irrational for longer than you can remain solvent after all...
But year, Amazon greatly beat estimates. Slightly worse result compared to 2k22 but that's all a matter of the past. Nobody cares about that. I mean, you wouldn't for example judge a fellow human being about his past, now would you?

>> No.54766537

>>54766500
Robinhood gives girls "the ick".

>> No.54766551

>>54766537
good thing I'm not a girl then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QoBR-F3tp4

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>>54766516
>>54766472
baking!!

>> No.54766598
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raking

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>>54766537
btw, I have fr fr no cap had girls just recent at least act like they love my 4.4% interest on uninvested cash.

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>>54766472
>>54766516
>>54766591
Baked!!
>>54766568
>>54766568
>>54766568
>>54766568

>> No.54766681

>>54765493
Didn’t CMCSA jump 10% today?

>> No.54768452

Gayass fuckin bullshit recovery in the stock markets, permabull faggots keeping this market on lifesupport. I hate shorting it, but damn, I will not buy.

>> No.54768558

>>54763970
no way, this is a super Chad

>> No.54768565
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>futures

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>futes