/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54755970]

GDP edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>54752690

[Anonymous No.54755982]

the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54756016]

>>54755970
>the first military power monitors
ho look bureaucrats are hard at work

[Anonymous No.54756059]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54756094]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.54756096]

SPY will be red by lunch

[Anonymous No.54756106]

thing's are literally incredible for the US economy right now:
GPD?
>growing
Prices?
>rising
>Here's why rising prices are a good thing for the consumer.
Jobless claims?
>decreasing, even on a record low level
Consumer?
>spending more than everybody expected even at higher prices
PCE?
>higher
>Here's why this is a good thing also.
GDP Sales? (whatever these are)
>selling like hotcakes

all of this screams
>so much higher
>for so much longer

[Anonymous No.54756110]

Today will be pleasant. I have dreamt it.

[Anonymous No.54756111]

Yeah evolution is so easily debunked.
I am amazed how atheists have turned genes into the new god. Make me laff when they say their dad was a fish too.
Guess which theory is true according to them:
theory 1 : humans descent from humans, which is verified at every human birth
theory 2: humans transition from a fish, then a monkey, yet it was never observed and fishes today dont transition into monkeys and monkeys today dont transition into humans, just trust me bro. Btw, humans still transition into trannies, that's completely natural and scientific :^)
Face it, atheism-scientism is a religion too, and the whole religion replacement was a power grab by atheists. Atheists make Darwin their new guru. But like all gurus, Darwin is an atheist duplicitous bitch. The only difference between Darwin and Lamarck is that Darwin made up a theory about a population and Lamarck made up a theory about an individual. Now here is the thing. in order to work with ''a population'', you need to use statistics. and statistics dont lead to proofs and even less to truths. Darwin's theory is not falsifiable and atheists are gaga about this, even though in public they say falsifiability is awesome. In fact, the atheist concept of a ''a population'' is not even well defined. At best you they come up with a fuzzy definition. So with darwin theory you get no predictive claims and when you try to get numbers out of it, you only get few stats about a population and if the theory fails, the atheists will say the numerical results are just statistical artifacts, no big deal. In fact ''truth'' is not even defined in statistics. So whatever atheists come up with with their stats, they can't say it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.54756116]

So why did this piece of shit pump back up after the shitty data?

[Anonymous No.54756119]

>>54755982
It never started

[Anonymous No.54756124]

>>54756116
>after the shitty data?
which shitty data?

[Anonymous No.54756140]

One more booster shot, I-I mean rate hike and we go back to normal!!

[Anonymous No.54756147]

>>54756106
never has stagflation been so bullish desu!
Bobos BTFO

[Anonymous No.54756153]

>>54756106
>not knowing what happens to "preliminary" numbers in a Biden administration that is totally not in a recession.

[Anonymous No.54756165]

previous thread is dead
PREDICT the open!!

[Anonymous No.54756172]

is it 2 more weeks yet?

[Anonymous No.54756173]

The economy is doing amazing and we can afford $100 oil, why don't they sell at $100? This market is rigged. The middle east has fallen. Imagine selling your nations vital nonrenewable resources at a discount. Bunch of sand cucks.

[Anonymous No.54756176]

>>54756106
> higher
> longer
Powell couldn't have said it better although that ass clown is too busy beigg pranked to care

[Anonymous No.54756182]

>>54756124
GDP, PCE, JOBS

[Anonymous No.54756187]

>>54756165
ill tell you at 9:31:59

[Anonymous No.54756193]

>>54755970
why news about oil is on /smg/ OP?
it's a stock discussion board strictly

[Anonymous No.54756195]

>>54756106
Imagine not knowing how bad good unemployment numbers are in this economy.

[Anonymous No.54756198]

>>54756147
What are some likely outcomes of the death of the penny given unyielding inflation? Should I short zinc futures? Is anyone looking to melt them down?

[Anonymous No.54756200]

>>54756182
these releases were resoundingly fantastic!
what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.54756201]

>>54756124
investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.54756211]

>>54756198
Use them to Tar and Penny corrupt politicians.

[Anonymous No.54756216]

>>54756200
bullshit

[Anonymous No.54756221]

>>54756116
Another Big Tech company did well in Q1, that’s all that matters to the stock market considering they’re the ones pumping it right now. It’s a weird situation though because there’s still a half dozen things that could derail us between now and next Thursday, and we constantly have FRC teetering on the brink of failure

[Anonymous No.54756224]

>>54756116
its showing the economy is slowing, but still positive, which means chances for more rate increases is diminishing and perhaps cuts later this year aren't just a remote possibility

[Anonymous No.54756234]

>>54756182
>GDP, PCE, JOBS
it just crabbed
this fuckin market forgot how to react to the economic data

[Anonymous No.54756244]

>>54756201
in 45 minutes (purposefully inflated) pending home sale will double team you like a cheap ladyboy
>YoY gonna bomma your brownhole
>MoM gonna vomma your throat
>zomma is going to be the sound your jaw's making

[Anonymous No.54756247]

Will BOIL go up today after the gas brief?

[Anonymous No.54756250]

>>54756234
look at 2year yield computer

[Anonymous No.54756251]

Sold my Kold, bought BOIL. Already up 6%

[Anonymous No.54756258]

>META
hate my life

[Anonymous No.54756259]

>>54756224
>which means chances for more rate increases is diminishing and perhaps cuts later this year aren't just a remote possibility

Guys, One more Booster, I-I mean rate hike and we go back to normal, I mean PIVOT!

[Anonymous No.54756262]

>>54756221
No big tech is in the shitter. Only Microsoft had a decent report, Meta is hemorrhaging sales but someone is propping up that company. Everything is upside down and makes zero sense. At least when loans were cheap it made sense that speculative prices could get carried away, but now? I have no idea wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.54756267]

>>54756247
Only if you dont buy

[Anonymous No.54756270]

>>54756251
based

>>54756247
Henry Hub storage report comes out in 68min

[Anonymous No.54756282]

Will this cunt market ever just crash?
I feel like every day the fucking kikes drag it out, industry just keeps getting worse.
I wish the economy wasn't this financialized. Stupid fucking honkies just jewed up their entire economy.

[Anonymous No.54756284]

>>54756153
The term "recession" will be revised until morale improves.
There is no recession (latest version).
And for all future scenarios, the term "recession" will be bugfixed as well.

[Anonymous No.54756286]

>>54756250
>look at 2year yield computer
bind market is reacting normally
but why not equities?

[Anonymous No.54756292]

>>54756250
The bond market is big gay. I am sorry you had to find out this way.

[Anonymous No.54756296]

>>54756262
>Meta is hemorrhaging sales but someone is propping up that company.
yea, I was NOT expecting them to have a pump like MSFT did... very odd.

[Anonymous No.54756308]

>>54756262
tech retards are too much retarded
yesterday they bought MSFT and now Meta

[Anonymous No.54756309]

>>54756286
welcome to 2023 where the MOVE index is flying high and the VIX index is crashing low

>>54756292
wait till you hear the FX market scream tonight when Ueda talks. I'm sure /ES /NQ futures won't care about that either.

[Anonymous No.54756310]

>>54756247
>>54756251
>>54756270
Natgas chads detected. Playing it safe with UNL here. I expect to double my money at the bear minimum within 3-6 months.

[Anonymous No.54756311]

>>54756284
Remember when Biden told reporters randomly that his butt has been wiped?

[Anonymous No.54756326]

>all tech and AI stocks are pumping
>intc still shitting itself

[Anonymous No.54756327]

>>54756311
No. Post link.

[Anonymous No.54756330]

PCE went up... it's literally over..

[Anonymous No.54756334]

Is today...
Is it going to be.....
THE BIG ONE?!

[Anonymous No.54756340]

It's over

[Anonymous No.54756347]

>>54756326
>every tech Earnings call mentions NVDA

you might not like INTC earnings call after the close. they shoulda have gotten a pajeet CEO.

[Anonymous No.54756348]

Reminder you should be accumulating for the 2026 bull run

[Anonymous No.54756358]

>>54756334
No it's going to bounce probably...

But The fed cares about PCE more than CPI.

[Anonymous No.54756359]

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[Anonymous No.54756361]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54756370]

>>54756327
https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/1419387819953463296

[Anonymous No.54756372]

>>54756165
>>54756187
we're going down

[Anonymous No.54756373]

How is this possible

[Anonymous No.54756377]

GIMME THAT LMT

[Anonymous No.54756384]

>>54756347
>This is the bottom, we're rebuilding from here
Pat and his LIES AAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.54756386]

>>54756110
Haha, I saw her naked. Kind of disappointing to be honest. Just one of those hoes that looks better with clothes on.
Bobos are going to irrevocably gonna get shr3kt today. But seriously, the banks are just too scared so the rate hikes so far have achieved nothing. As such, the good earnings will continue to roll in at least until the end of this year. Until those idiots get it together, the inflation will remain painfully sticky

[Anonymous No.54756390]

More rate hikes on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.54756402]

>>54756390
>on prank call
Imagine getting pranked by the Fed Chairman.

[Anonymous No.54756407]

>>54756390
>Your face when prank calls lead to the most honest answers you get now days.

[Anonymous No.54756412]

>>54756259
Who keeps telling people this? The FED was prepared to hammer us with 50 is not for SVB. They're already preparing First Republic to be the next sacrifice to avoid more hikes.

Also the current FED kind of hates Yellen for acting all smug despite overseeing a FED left on cruise control and never had a crisis also setting us up for our current predicament.

[Anonymous No.54756413]

>>54756373
and it's up 0.79%
kek

[Anonymous No.54756427]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
(25 bepis rape hike then holdx2 then cut)

[Anonymous No.54756436]

>>54756347
It would be stupid to hold onto this now wouldn't it. What are the chances that earnings will be good despite these overwhelming odds against intc?

[Anonymous No.54756446]

>>54756412
What people dont get is the (((banks))) are consolidating the mid and low level local banks... The hikes wont stop until JPM IS actually a fortress.

[Anonymous No.54756452]

........and just like THAT

[Anonymous No.54756453]

>>54756427
>believing CME Fed Watch this far out

Powell repeatedly says he’ll react to data as it comes out. If the data shows inflation is still high, he’ll keep hiking

[Anonymous No.54756454]

>>54756310
Ive doubled my money in 2 months swinging KOLD and BOIL. I get you wanna play it safe, but trust me when I say this is easy. Just gotta keep an eye on it.

[Anonymous No.54756463]

>>54756436
Maybe you buy on the off chance they mention AI 20 times but if you've been holding idk

[Anonymous No.54756465]

>>54756452
Nice shirt, c-c-c-could I have it? I bet it smells nice :)

[Anonymous No.54756469]

Surprised we're still getting paid shills pushing leveraged commodity ETFs in this thread.

[Anonymous No.54756475]

someone call the quants to fucking sell.

if we dont leave this crab zone this week im gonna go insane

[Anonymous No.54756476]

>>54756452
One of the better plays of the year. Well done anon.

[Anonymous No.54756491]

>>54756453
very true but it won't be too far off
maybe another 25 or a longer hold
inflation data is manipulated to the point it's pretty much fake anyway so it's all a game of who can lie the most effectively

[Anonymous No.54756497]

Fuck it I'll sell all but keep exactly 1 share. So if earnings are bad then it wont be as bad of a loss. And vise versa if it manages to pump a lot.

[Anonymous No.54756504]

we're going back to 411 before it dumps again.

[Anonymous No.54756511]

TQQQties :)

[Anonymous No.54756513]

>>54756436
holding through earnings is just a crap shoot. maybe you'll get lucky and INTC isn't so sh!t this quarter as ppl expect and shorts get BTFO.

But then again it is intel. Its post-ER price action track record is pure sh!t. Maybe you should just use that money and gamble on SNAP Earnings after the close instead.

[Anonymous No.54756520]

Fuck you Microsoft go down

[Anonymous No.54756525]

Robinhood down for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.54756531]

>>54756511
Pissed I sold my TQQQ position yesterday for a wash... FML

[Anonymous No.54756535]

Imagine betting on the global economy crashing for years on end.

[Anonymous No.54756536]

>inflation going back up
>GDP cratering
>more bank failures
>recession looming
>stock market pumps
how long were you all trading before you realized that the stock market is the dumbest market out of all of them except crypto? took me about 18 months

like you're sitting there watching this thinking "there's no way these ivy league graduates who work on wall street now are this fucking retarded... it has to be me."

nope, it's not you. the stock market is that fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.54756538]

there is jsut so much selling of spx at 4100

[Anonymous No.54756549]

>>54756525
>Imagine using robinhood after the GME corruption those investment firms pulled.

[Anonymous No.54756563]

buy for the FOMC rally. short afterwards

[Anonymous No.54756573]

>>54756536
large operators need to sell their bags without crashing everything at once, so no, you're wrong

[Anonymous No.54756574]

>>54756427
on the -1.5% down day recently,
the odds of a "hold" next meeting increased 100%.
tell us again how the FED watch shite isn't just betting odds by easy money addicted gamblers.

[Anonymous No.54756577]

>>54756536
m8 high accomplishment fags are often so fucking blind to the most logical things it's insane.

[Anonymous No.54756578]

Look at soxs go

[Anonymous No.54756582]

kek SOXL wtf hahahhahahahah

[Anonymous No.54756588]

>>54756511
i read that as TITTIES in my head for some reason

[Anonymous No.54756592]

>>54756525
Seems like Twitter is too

[Anonymous No.54756593]

>>54756577
them doctors don't know shit

[Anonymous No.54756597]

>>54756525
Why the duck are you still using Robinhood?

Do you enjoy getting stolen from?

[Anonymous No.54756600]

>MSOS
so is weed getting legalized soon or is cannabis just so good nowadays that stoners are confusing that ticker with microsoft and facebook?

[Anonymous No.54756608]

>>54756593
Unironically, yes.

>appeal to authority is a logical fallacy btw

[Anonymous No.54756633]

>>54756597
>Why the duck
Fuck phone posters.

[Anonymous No.54756648]

can someone explain why META is pumping?

[Anonymous No.54756652]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.54756665]

>>54756652
Going to get another 75 rape hike for that now thanks faggots

[Anonymous No.54756667]

WE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD YOU NOT GET INVOLVED WITH THAT

[Anonymous No.54756672]

>>54756574
that's absolutely what it is
i don't think it's fixed or a scam though, at least as much as how we calculate inflation
and the gambler's doing the betting are smarter than me
so the most recent forecast is a pretty good estimate and the rest becomes less so the farther out you get obviously
I couple this with gut instinct and buy leveraged equities based on it more or less at random like that stock picking goldfish
haha

[Anonymous No.54756689]

>>54756648
they say they stop devlopping metaverse

[Anonymous No.54756692]

>>54756672
Does that neck tatoo say, "I'm a man?"

[Anonymous No.54756693]

serena loves whitebois

[Anonymous No.54756697]

>soxl down tqqq up
Man i havenna seen this since 2021 october

[Anonymous No.54756699]

>>54756652
so far they have pranked more idiots then that Sosha Coin loser ever did.

>EU skelator bitch that China made take a tran when she visited
>G.W. Bush
>JPOW

Why is Russia the baddies?

[Anonymous No.54756700]

>>54756652
I had it backwards. This is comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.54756701]

MSFT up on AI optimism
NVDA down on AI concerns
makes sense

[Anonymous No.54756710]

>>54756689
get the fuck out of here! That is the smartest thing they ever did! ROFL I wonder what the price tag on that sunk cost is.

[Anonymous No.54756711]

>Shitty GDP
>Higher CORE PCE
>Prank call
GG America, please drag the whole world with you, thanks.

[Anonymous No.54756713]

when's something awesome gonna happen?

[Anonymous No.54756722]

>>54756711
It's not us. It's the Satanists that highjacked out nation.

[Anonymous No.54756725]

>>54756713
ONE week.

[Anonymous No.54756728]

>>54756693
>stops you in the market
whats in your portfolio whiteboi?

[Anonymous No.54756730]

>>54756652
>bloomBERG
>Ting Shen
Whats their end game?

[Anonymous No.54756740]

VIX is a commodity

[Anonymous No.54756742]

>>54756713
You not see MSFT and META?!

[Anonymous No.54756749]

>>54756728
she's really pretty but I hate the high waisted jeans meta

[Anonymous No.54756750]

>>54756728
> you hold JEPI and VTI
> c-can i get a picture of you, white kang?

[Anonymous No.54756758]

>>54756525
No, I've used RoBASEDinhood to trade over the last hour, app and website.

[Anonymous No.54756759]

>>54756728
>panic sets in
>looks around behind her
uhhh KO

[Anonymous No.54756763]

>FRC

[Anonymous No.54756765]

>>54756742
I thought I sold MSFT at the top yesterday

[Anonymous No.54756767]

>>54756652
What’s the authentication like in these high level discussions? If a head of state calls another how can they be sure who they’re talking to?

[Anonymous No.54756769]

>>54756750
>JEPI
lmao. Enjoy taxes.

[Anonymous No.54756771]

>>54756765
dude... you made an amazing play if that's true. Take the day off and be happy with your play. Well done anon.

[Anonymous No.54756780]

>>54756763
You did buy the bottom, didnt you?

[Anonymous No.54756783]

>>54756765
>I thought I sold MSFT at the top yesterday
does the transaction goes through?

[Anonymous No.54756784]

>>54756767
>Chase all the capable whites out of FED positions like SS, FBI, CIA, DOD
>Have complete shit OPSEC
>????
>Prank call golden age profit.

[Anonymous No.54756787]

rumors a top 5 tech ceo is gonna resign by end of week

prob google's sundar because they're gonna have to do major (yet to be announced) employee cuts

[Anonymous No.54756790]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH FRC ????

[Anonymous No.54756789]

>SOUND BBAI SPCE FRC

[Anonymous No.54756791]

>>54756740
VIX is the only way I can fuel my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.54756797]

SOXS sisters. WE GONAA MAKE IT!!!

NVDA BEARS WE GOOOONAAA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.54756814]

>>54756749
the pants should rest on the hip bones

it's the retarded merchants who lowered the level of the pants and now men wear belts for their pants, whereas 1./ the pants should be higher like said, and 2/ the pants should have side adjusters

[Anonymous No.54756816]

>>54756740
Has VIX ever gone limit up or limit down?

[Anonymous No.54756819]

>>54756767
They got a special red phone.
You always pick up the red phone.
Never not pick up the red phone.

[Anonymous No.54756823]

Seriously what the fuck

[Anonymous No.54756824]

>>54756728
Thin hair girls shouldn't center part. They have no volume and end up looking like they are bald. Also mom pants look like shit. Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.54756826]

>>54756790
Too many shorters probably. Don't fuck with it either side unless you feel lucky

[Anonymous No.54756831]

my wife brought me Starbucks and donuts for the morning

[Anonymous No.54756833]

>SOXS
I should have bought

[Anonymous No.54756834]

>>54756790
>Banks are now meme stocks

What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.54756836]

die soxl die

[Anonymous No.54756847]

Why is soxs giga pumping?

[Anonymous No.54756854]

apparently vix is being replaced by a new index or something.

[Anonymous No.54756855]

>>54756834
Meme stocks don’t start with crashing 95%

[Anonymous No.54756856]

It's a leading indicator you bellends

[Anonymous No.54756865]

>>54756847
They forgot to put META in the semiconductor index. Turns out they make better AI chips than NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54756866]

>>54756728
I got those MIC stacks baby.

[Anonymous No.54756870]

>>54756855
>>54756834
perhaps the real meme are the friends we make along the way

[Anonymous No.54756874]

>>54756797
Kpop is that you? Did you pivot to bear now faggot?

[Anonymous No.54756878]

FRÈRES D'AVOINE...

[Anonymous No.54756881]

GAMBAROOO UVXYCHAN

[Anonymous No.54756897]

Great MSFT, GOOG and META have become shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.54756902]

>>54756870
Give me one reason I shouldn't start my own misinformation company and recruit from this site.

[Anonymous No.54756913]

Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself when every position I take goes against me
>everything looking like shit
>market keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.54756918]

>>54756897
we will see if AI can save tech in the recession/stagflation/depression

[Anonymous No.54756921]

>>54756771
True
>>54756783
According to my Schwab confirmation emails and history of transactions and available cash

[Anonymous No.54756927]

Almost time to buy SOXL?

[Anonymous No.54756928]

>>54756913
there is another option besides killing yourself. you can always just not invest. nobody is forcing you to invest and nobody says you have to invest. you can live your whole life without investing with just a job.

[Anonymous No.54756931]

>>54756913
>Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself
because evil exists- fight it.

[Anonymous No.54756934]

KNEEL!

[Anonymous No.54756941]

where are the 2 more weeks friends that were posting 30 times per thread?

[Anonymous No.54756945]

>>54756928
>you can live your whole life without investing with just a job.
That's some serious cope.

[Anonymous No.54756950]

>>54756934
the madlad did it

[Anonymous No.54756953]

>>54756928
I have to make as much money as I can in the shortest amount of time possible. In a few years there will be no more chances, so I have to make money now and buy property I can live on

[Anonymous No.54756959]

>>54756913
You know what to do anon. Buy in and crash the market

[Anonymous No.54756960]

why are we scam pumping so damn hard rn?

[Anonymous No.54756962]

Soxl is getting heemed the last two weeks christ

[Anonymous No.54756963]

can any high iq anon explain what the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.54756967]

>>54756945
50% of americans do it everyday. even some successful ones

>>54756953
according to you its not working and youre even losing money so maybe you need a new plan.

[Anonymous No.54756972]

>>54756963
exit liquidity is flooding the market

[Anonymous No.54756976]

>>54756787
CEOs never gets laid off faggot

[Anonymous No.54756978]

>>54756967
>50% of americans do it everyday. even some successful ones
They must be coping well.

[Anonymous No.54756982]

>>54756934
you love to see it.

[Anonymous No.54756985]

>>54756963
jews, prob

[Anonymous No.54756988]

>>54756963
line gon go up

[Anonymous No.54756990]

>>54756972
is it time to stack silver and long gme?

[Anonymous No.54756993]

>cannabis
Texas is getting ready

[Anonymous No.54756994]

>>54756963
buy setup was yesterday on QQQ. It printed at the previous bottom on March 13 and a day before the Oct 22 bottom.

[Anonymous No.54756998]

Imagine betting against the Nascock.

[Anonymous No.54756999]

>>54756963
giving the market a buffer for the collapse next week.

[Anonymous No.54757004]

>>54756978
youll never believe this, but for most of their life they are barely aware a market exists. they might remember there is a market, a place where people trade stocks and get money but most the time they just live their life not even cognizant of its existence.

[Anonymous No.54757003]

I just don’t believe it’s that easy to prank call Powell

[Anonymous No.54757010]

>>54756976
They do but not very often, more likely that they’re told to leave but not officially fired

[Anonymous No.54757011]

>>54756110
Off to a decent start

[Anonymous No.54757012]

>>54756993
it's not nice to tease people anon. Please be serious when posting about draconian Texas Weed laws.

[Anonymous No.54757013]

Let’s fucking goooo

[Anonymous No.54757017]

>>54756953
Rob a bank in mexico, cross the border back to the US. They wont even pursue you. EZPZ. Most mexican banks near the border are full of american cash too. I knew a guy who robbed over a dozen banks, some of them twice, and got away with about $800,000 in total over 4 years.

[Anonymous No.54757033]

>>54756998
imagine buying at these prices

[Anonymous No.54757042]

>>54757033
I dont have to

[Anonymous No.54757043]

>soxl
I am straight up not having a good time

[Anonymous No.54757045]

Tell me why this won't work

I buy a deep ITM call LEAP on QQQ (2.2 years out). I buy an ATM put at the same exp date. Pic related. Max loss is around 5k if QQQ closes below $315 in two years. I sell 7 DTE covered calls ATM against my long LEAP (when stock price is above $315). And roll to a new 7 DTE at expiration. Generally, the premium will be $300 when/if IV drops to normal. Basically I only need QQQ to stay above $315 for 4 months in order to break even (5k) with the covered calls. Max profit is over 30k if stock price stays above $315 and I sell the 7 DTE calls then entire time.

[Anonymous No.54757047]

>>54757004
There's something really sad about that thought. The idea that someone might live an entire life while missing out on a chance to experience the greatest game there is.

[Anonymous No.54757056]

>>54756976
the CEO will resign you fucking retard, so the company can save face for having to fire so many people, you fucking MORON

[Anonymous No.54757057]

>>54757043
i knew my dream of single digit soxl would come true if I had just enough copium

[Anonymous No.54757062]

>>54757043
Did some underlying post bad earnings or something?

[Anonymous No.54757069]

>>54757017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEMjF2n3-SQ

[Anonymous No.54757073]

>>54756934
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.54757077]

>>54757062
yea, every semiconductor company did

[Anonymous No.54757083]

>>54757017
>got away with about $800,000 in total over 4 years.
Did it a few times? Risky as fuck.

[Anonymous No.54757087]

>>54757056
Sundar pichai isn't going to leave the company

[Anonymous No.54757099]

>>54757083
Robbing a bank is so incredibly easy its a wonder more people dont do it. He didnt even have a gun.

[Anonymous No.54757110]

what the fucking shit my shorts

[Anonymous No.54757113]

Last 2 months of FUD: THE HOUSING MARKET HAS BOTTMED GUYS!

lawlz, ROFL even

[Anonymous No.54757114]

My SQQQ price is 38. Expected more turbulence. What do I do now

[Anonymous No.54757115]

>>54756106
Until JPOW unleashes a 75bps hike because fuck you.

[Anonymous No.54757119]

>>54757113

[Anonymous No.54757126]

>>54757114
Why would you buy that at that price

[Anonymous No.54757128]

>why hullo fellow traders
>you should definitely go rob a bank, you can totally get away with it
>i know pleanty of people who got off scot free
>ther security is a joke even

[Anonymous No.54757129]

look what i found on internet LOL!

[Anonymous No.54757134]

>>54757110
This

[Anonymous No.54757141]

>>54756934
Well done..

[Anonymous No.54757142]

>>54757126
I thought data would be worse and that tech would get punished from rates. I fucked up my stop loss

[Anonymous No.54757143]

>>54757128
Maybe that FED should focus more on OPSEC for prank calls... Just saying, free advice NAFO

[Anonymous No.54757154]

market crash soon

[Anonymous No.54757159]

>>54757142
Tech is being manipulated

[Anonymous No.54757170]

>>54757128
I told one guy to rob a bank, knowing hes not going to. Youre the glowie.

[Anonymous No.54757174]

>>54757159
by who ?
who could do such mischievious act ?

[Anonymous No.54757177]

>>54757159
Bullish for amzn

[Anonymous No.54757181]

>>54755970
Anyone knows a good website to get historical implied volatility for options?

[Anonymous No.54757184]

>>54757170
what? i was seriously considering it though

[Anonymous No.54757208]

>>54757174
I’m not sure. But the market reeks of bagels

[Anonymous No.54757232]

>>54757208
the same idiot bakers that make our smg threads?

[Anonymous No.54757245]

Markets finish red today

[Anonymous No.54757254]

If you didn't make any money on this earnings season you just should just quit because you're never going to make it to Wall Street.

[Anonymous No.54757256]

>>54757174
Who indeed

[Anonymous No.54757267]

>>54756106
So rate hike rape in May is a given, no pause no pivot. .5 or just another 0.25?

[Anonymous No.54757270]

>>54757254
>because you're never going to make it to Wall Street.
>Fuck wall street, We are the wall street now.

[Anonymous No.54757285]

>>54757184
Go ahead. Make sure to stream it online so we can watch you get shot

[Anonymous No.54757286]

>>54757270
>replying with greentext shitpost to cheap bait shitpost
Both of you need a 15 minute time out

[Anonymous No.54757288]

Will I be able to scalp some KO at $63 by next Friday?

[Anonymous No.54757297]

>>54756577
They're addicted to power and will drag everyone down with them as the hit rock bottom.

[Anonymous No.54757299]

>>54757285
guns are illegal in mexico anon, this will be a piece of cake.

[Anonymous No.54757298]

>>54757286
Sorry Boss, you are right, I'm just bored being a wagie. I wont post for 10 min.

[Anonymous No.54757301]

>>54757245
it fucking better i have buy orders unfilled

[Anonymous No.54757320]

>>54757297
>replying with off topic shitpost to cheap new liberal fascist bait chain
you three need a 15 minute time out

[Anonymous No.54757330]

>>54756928
>there is another option besides killing yourself
killing somebody else

[Anonymous No.54757343]

>>54755970
>Watching first republic's stock fall to 2.50 per
>My sell order for my free promo stock that webull have me didn't go through
>Today it went through
>First republic is now 3.13 as of typing
>Buy at a free technical loss
Fucking damnit. Glad mr. Obvious shill for this app enough to encourage me to get the God damn thing

[Anonymous No.54757351]

>>54757330
>replying with greentext shitpost to cheap violating united state law shitpost
both of you need to be range banned

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.54757352]

Meta haters: APOLOGISE.

When the metaverse comes back in full force its going to be a 1000 dollar stock.

[Anonymous No.54757357]

>>54756934
Cheers to you!
>>54757330
I mean he's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.54757360]

>>54757113
Holy shit it's a homeocaust.

[Anonymous No.54757370]

>>54757360
>it's a homeocaust.
Best post of the thread/10

[Anonymous No.54757378]

>>54756878
>Oats crash even lower

[Anonymous No.54757384]

>>54757360
1dB kek

[Anonymous No.54757386]

truely. could report every post ITT and it would always be the correct deciosn by the jannies to give at least 15 minutes time out

[Anonymous No.54757397]

>>54757370
Thank you, but real talk after everyone cooming from the *February* Case-Shiller data that came out this week, I have some concerns.

[Anonymous No.54757407]

>>54757113
They're trying to bait some exit liquidity. lol.

[Anonymous No.54757413]

>>54757397
please, explain your post to me as if I was a child.

[Anonymous No.54757420]

>that home sales miss
>everything pumps because human cattle wrangler tech trash beats made up estimates
Only the dead can know peace from this evil

[Anonymous No.54757421]

cash gang?

[Anonymous No.54757424]

>>54757351
You need to go back, you know where

[Anonymous No.54757432]

I have to work a job, if all my stocks just mooned I wouldn’t have to work a job. Why doesn’t this just happen?

[Anonymous No.54757440]

>>54757413
It was reported CS broke a like 11 month streak and everyone was saying OMG WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK. However, the data is 2 months old at this point and reporting on the dead of winter. That's in contrast with pending sales more recently getting shoahed as that figure you posted shows.

[Anonymous No.54757446]

>>54757432
you need to sell first

[Anonymous No.54757448]

>>54757432
I don't have as much money as you. If I want to ditch my job I need stocks to crater. God must be deciding who He favors more.

[Anonymous No.54757449]

>>54757432
you need to quit your job so you can work harder at trading.

[Anonymous No.54757453]

>>54757413
>>54757440
Fuck I should probably post the chart huh.

[Anonymous No.54757457]

>>54757424
Not until this board is completely dead and the Michigan new liberal fascist drug addict circus from the discord left the board or had managed to get all Michigan IP ranges banned

[Anonymous No.54757460]

>>54757440
TY anon. please have this pic.

[Anonymous No.54757474]

>>54757457
kek, maybe you will learn to live with the terror then.

[Anonymous No.54757478]

>>54757440
>However, the data is 2 months old at this point and reporting on the dead of winter.
This what you are referencing?

[Anonymous No.54757486]

>>54757474
Terror is the right word. ever wondered what happens when suppressing fire is directed at a mass of socialists on May 1?

[Anonymous No.54757491]

JERRY SPRINGER IS DEAD
BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54757492]

>>54757478
lmao yes. All the headlines were saying HOME PRICES RISE THE MOST IN 9000 YEARS.

[Anonymous No.54757493]

>>54757457
Detroit Lions are drafting tonight. Better be ready for a party you sad sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.54757496]

My TQQQ calls are up 60% today and 26% overall

[Anonymous No.54757498]

>>54757449
Tradings just a meme though right? If I could actually trade my job wouldn’t even interfere because I’m not American, the US stock exchange doesn’t open until I’m already home I could just spend my evenings trading

[Anonymous No.54757507]

>>54757486
Peace of mind, that is what happens

[Anonymous No.54757519]

So you all can see everything getting hopelessly oversold, right? Just making sure I'm not the only one who thinks all of this red is unjustified.

[Anonymous No.54757520]

>>54757492
>HOME PRICES RISE THE MOST IN 9000 YEARS.
What?!?! ahah from the right of where i circled?!?!

I wont lie the Biden Good Credit Tax and The 0 down for melanin bank campaigns are signaling to me no one is buying or paying...

[Anonymous No.54757526]

>>54757519
Gow old are you? 20. You must be a zoomer just shitposting a non reply post that nobody reads beyond you onto a dead board that is misused by a few discord fags as a chat

[Anonymous No.54757527]

>>54757496
so pissed i got shook out yesterday afternoon

[Anonymous No.54757536]

>>54757526
Lol yeah exactly, a mad fucking idiot bear

[Anonymous No.54757538]

>>54757507
"Kill them with kindness"

[Anonymous No.54757541]

>>54757520
Ok maybe I'm being hyperbolic, but headlines were basically saying we're returning to normal, which worries me.

[Anonymous No.54757550]

>>54756326
You really don't know what you're doing, do you?

[Anonymous No.54757562]

>>54757527
Now they're 70% today, 34% overall
I guess I should sell, but it's only a $17 profit. I'm playing lottery tickets here, and that's not enough

[Anonymous No.54757569]

Plz save my investments cybertruck

[Anonymous No.54757574]

>>54757562
>70%
>17 dollars
???

[Anonymous No.54757576]

Bears, I understand why you are mad. I told you to cover in March. I'm telling you to cover again.

[Anonymous No.54757582]

BOIL pls drop to 3.10 so I can buy

[Anonymous No.54757584]

>>54757574
No, it's up $28 today, $17 overall (I bought them at the top yesterday, so they lost money right away)

[Anonymous No.54757586]

>>54757574
Zoomers don't have money or capital

[Anonymous No.54757588]

>>54757520
That game was so rough to watch live. At the time, I liked both the German and Brazilian teams so I was looking forward to that match and unlike most people who only tuned in once the slaughter really began I watched the whole thing from the beginning. The first few minutes of the match were really good, you didn't even know you were about to witness televised murder. I hope I never have to see a game like 7-1 or the 10-0 Spain-Tahiti game in which the Tahiti keeper started crying ever again.

[Anonymous No.54757589]

>>54757576
>samsung profits down 95%
no, I don't think I will

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.54757595]

Everyone here is gambling. I dont think anyone knows what theyre doing. Nobody does. youre playing slots and pretending youre in control

>Dont time the market

[Anonymous No.54757602]

>>54757595
>gambling
That's what it's fun, dumbass

[Anonymous No.54757606]

>>54757589
i respect the conviction

[Anonymous No.54757607]

>>54757541
Can someone tell me why Burry calls himself Cassandra B.C on twitter?
Is it his drag queen name?

[Anonymous No.54757610]

>>54757606
>>>/d/iscord

[Anonymous No.54757621]

>>54757595
>gigaport
>listened to me when I told him to buy META
Lmao gfy

[Anonymous No.54757624]

>>54757607
>>>/t/witter

[Anonymous No.54757631]

>>54757607
Cassandra was a woman in Greek mythology who was cursed with the ability to see the future, but the inability to do anything about it. I assume The BC part is about black cock.

[Anonymous No.54757633]

>>54757574
2 digit portfolio lmao

[Anonymous No.54757654]

>>54757582
Not enough downward momentum to drop. It was saved this morning. 3.15 is lowest itll go today. Back to 3.50 next week

[Anonymous No.54757672]

>>54757595
Its less like gambling and more like an algebra equation. If you dont know basic maths, then youre not going to get the correct answer to A+B=C. But if I know what A and B are, or how to find them out, then I am more equipped to solve the equation than you. So for you, who doesnt understand math, it is a gamble. For me, its less a gamble, and more about timing.

[Anonymous No.54757673]

Make a fucking thread you chimps

[Anonymous No.54757683]

the good guys won

[Anonymous No.54757684]

I come home to this every night after work.

Have I made it?

[Anonymous No.54757689]

>>54757673
Sorry m8 baking again isn't in our budget this quarter.

[Anonymous No.54757714]

>>54757673
all stories come to an end

[Anonymous No.54757724]

>>54756819
Okay but what if you let the red phone go to voicemail

[Anonymous No.54757734]

>>54757714
Wow that's the extended cut
I only have the zoomer-attention-span version

[Anonymous No.54757741]

>>54757541
>Ok maybe I'm being hyperbolic
not really, the FUD being posted is exactly in line with the chart you showed anon. Good analysis and a funny joke... Id hire you if this site wasn't full of fully employed with full time DOD and DOD consultant posters.

[Anonymous No.54757749]

Baking

[Anonymous No.54757754]

>>54757588
one for the history books thats for sure.

[Anonymous No.54757764]

this is the last smg

[Anonymous No.54757770]

>>54757734
>Zoomspan

[Anonymous No.54757772]

>>54757764
>this is the last smg

[Anonymous No.54757775]

>>54757764
no anon the time I learn how to bake has not yet come

[Anonymous No.54757785]

>>54757772
you need to go back to your discord server zoomer

[Anonymous No.54757791]

If people are selling silicon chips, then why is the price of copper down?
>If people are selling silicon chips, then why is the price of copper down?
If people are selling silicon chips, then why is the price of copper down?
>If people are selling silicon chips, then why is the price of copper down?
If people are selling silicon chips, then why is the price of copper down?

[Anonymous No.54757795]

>>54757741
I appreciate that, and I assure you I am not, nor have I ever been, a glownigger. Life behind the green door seems tempting though desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.54757796]

>>54757684
>pussy
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54757811]

Worst and last smg of all time

[Anonymous No.54757851]

>>54757520
>poverty ball

[Anonymous No.54757868]

>>54757811
I've seen worse

[Anonymous No.54757904]

Bump limit
page 4
Board is undeniably truely utterly dead and the only thing left are jannies and discord chatters

Its really time to nuke the board