Guilty pleasures thread

[Anonymous No.54754955]

>spend $200/week on drinks and food with friends

[Anonymous No.54756974]

the occasional camwhore

[Anonymous No.54757002]

>>54754955
>day trade with a fraction of my 'folio and spend all the money I've made on going to the pub with my friends, weed and shrooms
Ah, the good life. Waiting for some poorfag teetotaling chud to seethe at this

[Anonymous No.54757147]

>>54754955
>$20K vacation
Two months salary, am I stupid? Nevermind, I don’t care.

[Anonymous No.54757161]

>>54757002
You should try fitting more memewords into your post. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.54757262]

>>54754955
delta 9 has me in a chokehold. not a significant enough cash sink but still pathetic :(

[Anonymous No.54757580]

>>54757002
You didn’t have to wait long

[Anonymous No.54757592]

milkshake or chili dog from the shop around the corner once a week

[Anonymous No.54757627]

>>54757262
Just quit if you're not feeling benefit from it. You can do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.54757644]

>>54754955
>watch FREE porn on the internet
>dont go on dates
>instantly thousands of dollars saved

[Anonymous No.54759999]

>>54754955
$1000/month on high end escorts.

[Anonymous No.54760032]

>>54759999
Checked.

[Anonymous No.54760047]

>>54759999
holy based and checked

[Anonymous No.54760070]

>>54759999
Holy checked
Where do you even find good ones

[Anonymous No.54760191]

>>54760070
In Canada there are pretty well known sites that list them. Prices have been skyrocketing since the pandemic though and have essentially doubled. I remember the good ol days when you could get a literal 10/10 PLastic surgically enhanced gigabimbo whore for like $300/hour. Now its like $600 and so my habit is kinda ruining my life at this point.

[Anonymous No.54760235]

>>54757644
Every time I've felt like going to a strip club I need to remind myself to just go grab a six pack and watch porn. $10 or $12 instead of over $100. Same with rub and tugs. I tried one once but couldn't get hard from a busted 56 year old Chinese woman rubbing my back behind a curtain while their weird wailing cat music played. I could have stayed home and jerked off to Thai 20 year olds getting creampied for free.

[Anonymous No.54760260]

Spend about $10/week playing pool. nothing else makes me happy

[Anonymous No.54760314]

>>54757262
I assume you mean delta 8? I'm also hooked on that stuff but I manage to keep the total cost under $100/month. Smoke shops will try to rip you off charging $40 for a gram. Way better deals exist IRL and online if you're willing to look around for it

[Anonymous No.54760389]

>>54754955
I buy 100 Icp every week

[Anonymous No.54760492]

>>54760235
like.. is this all Americans have access to? It actually sounds like hell.

[Anonymous No.54760589]

>>54754955
flying out from FL to Utah to snowboard once a year

under $2k all in for a few days there, make $70k+ a year and I rarely spend $.

[Anonymous No.54760659]

>>54757147
>>54759999

based

>>54760260
treat yourself, anon

[Anonymous No.54760689]

PPL lessons

[Anonymous No.54760726]

I blow way too much money on games than I can reasonably play as an adult. I have over 50 Nintendo Switch games (mostly first party Nintendo games) and about 200 Steam games.

[Anonymous No.54760786]

>>54757002
>>54757580

[Anonymous No.54760916]

>>54760786
dude who the fuck blows 2/3rds of their pay on weed.

I smoke 1 to 2 ounces of weed a month and it never costs me more than $200 canadian.

[Anonymous No.54761100]

I could build an ADU in my basement (multifamily property) but I prefer to keep the space for a home gym. losing out on thousands annually

[Anonymous No.54761119]

>>54760492
I haven't ever tried to get an escort, looking at my local skipthegames its all fat blacks, 35+ white trash, and fake posts using hot asian models and out of state area codes. I went to a few years of high school in a country with legal prostitution and never tried it. I didn't have the money or the balls. Found out a year ago that a kid in my grade who never dated anyone in high school was going out and fucking hookers at the downtown brothel a few times a month lol. Closest I ever got to that was getting to second base during a lapdance. The stripper was letting me suck her nipples and kept dancing for like 2 songs more than I paod for. I asked what she was doing after he shift and she gave me a look that made me lose my nerve. Even that tame experience was during a weekend where I sent like $1100 all told, so I've fallen back on porn to save money.

[Anonymous No.54761132]

And the occasional roll. 3-4 times per year when a really good dj is in town at a great venue. I prepare properly, test my shit, never mix drugs or drink, and recover responsibly.

It is an unbelievable experience that everyone should try at least once.

[Anonymous No.54761181]

A fresh bag delivered every other friday. Fresh from the west side of chicago (tested of course)

[Anonymous No.54761194]

>>54754955
sometimes i drink milk right out of the bottle

[Anonymous No.54761208]

>>54761194
based

[Anonymous No.54761225]

>>54760235
>muh strip club
Imagine being so cucked that you have to go to some strip club hoping to see tits while in EU you have legit escorts. USA gives incels (80% of males with no long term gf) guns to be bought in wallmart while threatening them with jail if they hire an escort jfl murrca

[Anonymous No.54761337]

Don't really have one any more. I just threw away my e-liquid so I'm going cold turkey on nicotine. It's been useful for work but I started craving it at night so it has to go. Every so often I spend £20 or so on beer and get drunk while wfh. I guess I'm kind of boring though.

[Anonymous No.54762566]

>>54754955
>700 bucks saved to buy a refrigerator in the near future
>I can't touch any of it because if I spend it next month I can't pay the rent
if only I had bought a fridge earlier this wouldn't have happened to me, I don't even have enough to hold HAMI anymore

[Anonymous No.54764328]

>>54759999
I had one I was paying $900 for a half day (usual rate was $450 an hour) each week. She stopped working because of this (as it was guaranteed and enough to live on) and we started hanging out. It was only ever about sex and enjoying each others company (as in I did not develop feelings/want to wife her etc).. since when we chilled outside of bookings we still fucked. I made the mistake of giving her a ridiculous love bite on her neck and she broke contact. Don't give your whores love bites anon.

[Anonymous No.54764365]

>>54757147
Where does that $20k go? Like what are the main things you splurge on?

[Anonymous No.54766163]

>>54764328
>love bit

Nigga you just bit a bitch on the neck and broke skin. The fuck is a "love bite"? Don't do weird shit.

[Anonymous No.54766185]

>>54761225
I suffer in america

[Anonymous No.54766266]

Prostitutes probably become even more of an option the more you make, at this point 300 to fuck a hottie is easier than sending a load of messages, the ones that ghost and the ones that you date and font click with and just the overall cost of it all

[Anonymous No.54766285]

>>54754955
spend 500 a month on fast food/gas station snacks (work construction)
gonna have to reign that in to 0 and eat moldy bread instead

[Anonymous No.54766321]

>>54754955
I enjoy traveling on my motorcycle and visiting small mom and pop stores, usually this means I wind up blowing ~15 whenever I go. Also teriyaki chicken for work lunch sometimes, I'll be going tomorrow in fact

[Anonymous No.54766329]

>>54764328
motherfucking dracula ass nigga

[Anonymous No.54766379]

Cigars and pipe tobacco. I also only eat animal foods so it gets expensive.

[Anonymous No.54766602]

>>54766163
A love bite is a hicky you fucking virgin

[Anonymous No.54766702]

>>54766379
do you prefer cat, dog, or bird food

[Anonymous No.54766915]

>>54766285
Holy shit. I thought my 3/$7 monster splurge once a week was bad.

[Anonymous No.54767014]

>>54766602
Thanks anon, I wasn't going to say it

[Anonymous No.54767029]

I own 2 classic cars that require constant work
I smoke about $200 in pot a month
I eat take out for 65% of my meals, thats about $600 a month

It is what it is, could be worse - I could be a drug addict, or simp for ecelebs

[Anonymous No.54767105]

A big booty ebony hooker weekly

[Anonymous No.54767130]

>>54760235
At my local rub and tugs it's all back packers and students from Europe, south America, India and Asia. All young and hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.54767282]

>>54767130
Oh shit nice, where at

[Anonymous No.54767335]

>>54761181
>tfw only one bro who knows how to connect, and don't want to be seen as a fiend
Probably for the best. I think I'd be a fucking fiend.

[Anonymous No.54767359]

>>54767282
Sydney, Australia. Brothels on every corner. One of the best, Ginza, gets amazing Japanese girls and some JAV girls.

[Anonymous No.54767463]

>>54764328
>>she lubbs me for me
simp cuck LMAO

[Anonymous No.54767524]

>>54754955
>waste $300 every month on Euromillions lottery tickets praying that I win

[Anonymous No.54767757]

>>54757644
Yeah if you call that a life...
You know you just have to find 1 decent girl while she's young right? I personally groomed my gf to help me save money, she is all excited she gets to cook me dinner instead of going to a restaurant. The meta is noporn and getting a female sidekick.

[Anonymous No.54767787]

>>54754955
eating chipotle 7 days a week (im long on the stock)

[Anonymous No.54767795]

>>54766285
total retard, I want to slap you for this. this is not even about the food it's about instant-gratification and not wanting to plan ahead even though you know perfectly well when you're going to want food. you literally live on a truck just put a fuckign bag of non perishable snacks in there.

this one is the worst out of the thread

[Anonymous No.54767800]

>>54767787
Your anus must be marinated in blood anon, good job

[Anonymous No.54767822]

>>54766285
You gotta do what you gotta do anon but worry about your health too man

[Anonymous No.54767849]

>>54767800
i love capitalism so much

[Anonymous No.54767891]

>>54754955
On the weekends i treat myself with 20 minuts of tik tok