/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54749998]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54747280

[Anonymous No.54750007]

NEVER FUCKING SELLING. If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going.

[Anonymous No.54750009]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54750024]

All great rides eventually come to an end, goodnight /smg/

[Anonymous No.54750028]

Inflation was transitory, we aren’t in a recession, turned into
>CaLaMAtY
Real quick. If Biden vetos this bill I’ll riot.

[Anonymous No.54750029]

buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54750032]

>>54749998
I should be bullish but every fiber of my body screams sell. I am just going to ignore my intuition and follow the wish

[Anonymous No.54750041]

Should I slurp SPY tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54750043]

>>54750009
>Hello who was calling
>No this phone was free
>Well I did not buy it
>Thank you I will hold

[Anonymous No.54750086]

>>54750024
goodbye

[Anonymous No.54750097]

ASTS is up 16% today on high volume. They proved their direct to device satellite voice and data works by calling the experimental Blue Walker 3 satellite with standard off the shelf cell phones. Mass production of commercial Blue Bird satellites is getting set up at two factories and the first launches are booked with SpaceX for Q1 next year. Deals already made with AT&T, Vodafone, Rakuten, like 40 MNOs in total so ASTS doesn't have to handle marketing, customer service etc.

[Anonymous No.54750103]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54750111]

>>54750097

[Anonymous No.54750113]

>>54749998
A old man makes a puppet he badly wants to be a real boy who goes to pleasure island where boys get turned to donkeys
Disney has always been pedo’s favorite movies

[Anonymous No.54750120]

Are the eagles the actual sleeper pick though? You obviously need the hunter or else the grizzlies will wreck everything, but if you pick the grizzles the hunter domes you. So I think hunter + 50 eagles might be the big brain strat

[Anonymous No.54750123]

>>54750103
That's all you got mumu?

[Anonymous No.54750127]

>>54750086
>roping over a towel retailer
It is sad so many people lost so much on it, if the 10,000 shares of it I bought for 1150$ does anything real I'll pour a bottle of champagne out for them.

[Anonymous No.54750129]

>>54749249
>Banks beat
>Manufacturing beat
>Tech beat

they lower guidance stupidly low and then "beat" the lowered guidance. that's not a real beat because real earnings are still less than before

[Anonymous No.54750151]

>>54749998
I should have brought more Meta calls for prostitute money AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54750156]

bobos, i propose we short again after FOMC. stay vigilant, stay nimble. all hail bobos!

[Anonymous No.54750159]

>>54750127
Until this day I don't know what a bby is, somebody on /biz/ once said to keep an eye on it and short it when its obvious. Never bothered looking into it or shorting it

[Anonymous No.54750166]

>>54750127
it was 1896% higher when i capped this, never change reddit.

[Anonymous No.54750181]

>Smallcap futures

[Anonymous No.54750201]

>>54750181
them regional banks at it again

[Anonymous No.54750203]

Techbros we will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.54750213]

>>54750159
It's Bed Bath & Beyond lol. l*ddit apes went balls deep into it because their internet daddy, the Jew Ryan Cohen, pumped and dumped it. Now it's in chapter 11 proceedings and delisted and they're holding the bag. I hope many l*dditors are ruined financially and suicide over this.
With Jews you lose.

[Anonymous No.54750214]

Holy fuck /smg/ blown the fuck out. Literally how can you refute this. You white fly over rednecks will be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century if you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.54750216]

I spent over 10 years now at a university studying to get a doctorate, and in all that time, I've never had an application processed in a timely manner not to mention countless interactions I've had with rude , aging and lazy staff who could easily be replaced by a far more efficient calculator.

[Anonymous No.54750217]

>>54750203
What's left of it, anyway.

[Anonymous No.54750244]

so when are the compounding returns supposed to kick in?

[Anonymous No.54750246]

>>54750213
>>54750159
here's a taste circled is when the man child dipped

[Anonymous No.54750253]

>>54750214
Is this about the young black scholar near Missouri?

[Anonymous No.54750257]

>>54750213
Getting groomed by a combination of spooks trying to mk-ultra neets and russians trying to mk-ultra neets mixed in with a few yids larping as white nationalists wasn't the worst, as they thaught to always fade reddit and that might have me saved a few stupid trade normie me would have considered

[Anonymous No.54750260]

give me one thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.54750261]

>>54750214
can you stop trying to make this /pol/ we have an entire board for that.

[Anonymous No.54750264]

>>54750244
many years from now

[Anonymous No.54750267]

>mfw becoming a divifriend also made me a bobo
I just want everything to dump so I can buy more and get more divies

[Anonymous No.54750270]

>>54750127
>>54750213
what was the thesis for the investment? isn't it just some random store that 30-40 year old moms go to buy soap dispensers and stuff.. how can people get excited over this and hype each other up?

[Anonymous No.54750274]

Rocker. I found you a /smg/ appropriate roommate. Now that your financial troubles are over we can expect videos to start again. Right?

[Anonymous No.54750281]

>>54750261
Long crowbars and scholars

[Anonymous No.54750301]

>>54750260
what collateral can you offer?

[Anonymous No.54750309]

>>54750274
very nice

[Anonymous No.54750316]

>>54750274
Kek who the hell is that supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.54750322]

>>54750316

[Anonymous No.54750342]

MAKE /SMG/ GREAT AGAIN
>SPX 4150c FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.54750349]

>>54750322
Oh that's actually pretty based, but poem anon is suppose to be moving in with me.

[Anonymous No.54750391]

ANNHILATE ALL JEWS

DESTROY JEWS
HACK JEWS TO DEATH
OBLITERATE JEWS
SUE JEWS
LOWER JEWS CREDIT SCORES TO 300
RESTRICT JEWS FROM PROPERTY OWNERSHIP
REPORT JEWS TO THE IRS
STEAL MONEY FROM JEWS

[Anonymous No.54750403]

>>54750391
>sue jews
has anyone ever accomplished that in human history?

[Anonymous No.54750420]

>>54750342
roll

[Anonymous No.54750428]

>>54750342
rolling

[Anonymous No.54750457]

>>54750349

[Anonymous No.54750469]

>>54749998
I’m so heemed on The Tesla Motor company. I was told it was the future of Auto manufacturing and energy storage.

[Anonymous No.54750492]

>>54750469
>future
it's literally a govt subsidized SPAC play.

[Anonymous No.54750515]

>>54749998
is there a story on why the markets are dumping?

[Anonymous No.54750539]

boobies

[Anonymous No.54750540]

>>54750515
yes, it's called "reality" mumu.

[Anonymous No.54750550]

>>54750515
We're fillin them gaps.

[Anonymous No.54750565]

>>54750550
this. next gap at 3960

[Anonymous No.54750568]

>>54750550
>>54750565
what does gap mean?

[Anonymous No.54750593]

>>54750568
>gap
How can I take orders from someone lower than me?

[Anonymous No.54750647]

>>54750469
It's just an extension of the government with all it's subsidies

[Anonymous No.54750662]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54750687]

>>54750568
that futures front run and there is now a gap on the spot

[Anonymous No.54750696]

It is kind of cool how XOM in spite of everything is still $115.

[Anonymous No.54750708]

>>54750687
futures are always higher than the index until experation tho

[Anonymous No.54750725]

>>54750469
Elon just met with Chuck Schumer so maybe there's a poomp in the works. Might be a wait tho.

[Anonymous No.54750779]

>>54750708
Yes, but that is just the premium

[Anonymous No.54750795]

gentlemen, start your funyuns

[Anonymous No.54750815]

Some day I'll be good enough

[Anonymous No.54750848]

Looking at FRC I was wondering what would happen to puts you purchased if the company was forced into the hands of FDIC.
Would you still be able to sell them or would the ticker just be permanently halted and you're completely fucked?
Please answer.

[Anonymous No.54750849]

>>54750815
Is this actually healthy our just a meme?

[Anonymous No.54750852]

man i just love opening my account and seeing all the money i have. having the money is better tan spending it.

[Anonymous No.54750853]

[Anonymous No.54750855]

>>54750795
What are we funnun' towards, brother?

[Anonymous No.54750859]

>>54750662
>futes

[Anonymous No.54750874]

imagine having so large N.W. that different banks send female bankers to 'court' you so to speak (business purposes)... like a date hheehee

[Anonymous No.54750876]

>>54750849
50 eggs in the morning?
You’re asking if that’s healthy?

[Anonymous No.54750875]

>>54750848
Why don't you go ask your female broker?

[Anonymous No.54750888]

>>54750855
TO THE GREATEST DEPRESSION MANKIND HAS EVER SEEN. STARVATION, RIOTS, BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER, DAUGHTERS WHORED ON THE STREETS, DEATH OF YOUR NEIGHBORS OVER A SCRAP OF BREAD. THOSE WHO SURVIVE WILL WISH THEY HAD DIED.

[Anonymous No.54750893]

>>54750849
It is more of a time saver than anything else.

[Anonymous No.54750901]

>>54750849
Fuck no. If you mass amounts of eat raw eggs, you will consume a protein called avidin, which can literally block your ability to absorb nutrients. People who eat like this will be projectile vomiting after a few days.

[Anonymous No.54750904]

Imagine being so drink on power that you collapse the United States.

[Anonymous No.54750906]

I'm shorting Intel tomorrow (puts)

[Anonymous No.54750918]

>>54750888
That doesn't sound very fun. I just want food and freedom.

[Anonymous No.54750919]

>>54750904
*drunk

[Anonymous No.54750928]

>>54750888
Good. I fuckin hate my neighbors.

[Anonymous No.54750944]

Thoughts on tomorrow AMZN earnings? With every big tech beating expectations, is Amazon a buy?

[Anonymous No.54750958]

>>54750875
Why don't you suck my fat, throbbing, veiny, cream-filled cock. But before you do, please answer the question.

[Anonymous No.54750961]

anime women

[Anonymous No.54750962]

>>54750904
>>54750919
All bureaucrats are faggots but Republicans wanting to extend the vote until election year is objectively the most homosexual thing possible. All of these crusty old fucks should be lynched

[Anonymous No.54750968]

>>54750962
whoa there buddy, chitwood might be paying you a visit with those words

[Anonymous No.54750972]

>>54750928
That's not very Christian of you.

[Anonymous No.54750976]

>>54750962
>just keep taking on infinite debt bro

[Anonymous No.54750982]

HOW
DO
WE
PROFIT
OFF OF
TH
I
S
https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1651376097349578753

[Anonymous No.54750983]

>>54750961
Why do anime girls make jannies seethe?

[Anonymous No.54750989]

>>54750976
it has worked so far. Nobody cared when the teaparty complained about it.

[Anonymous No.54750990]

bros, firesale on stocks for the next 6 months WAGMI!

[Anonymous No.54750991]

>>54750982
Literally America's last hope.

[Anonymous No.54750995]

>>54750976
>Republicans are fiscally conservative

Nice larp nigger. Holding the economy hostage in a game of chicken just for drama points in election year is borderline fucking criminal. Either way they are gonna approve another 2 trillion for Israel just go ahead and get it out of the way

[Anonymous No.54750999]

>>54750972
I think God would understand.

[Anonymous No.54751006]

>>54750989
Eventually you can't pay the interest and you collapse.

[Anonymous No.54751014]

>>54750991
i sure would love to long wherever he's about to show up
because that shit
will
poomp
and
rightly so

[Anonymous No.54751032]

DCAing to the bottom and the upswing.

[Anonymous No.54751086]

sell mcdonalds, buy t-bills

[Anonymous No.54751089]

>>54751006
They are just doing jew tricks to inflate the debt away. That's what covid was all about but they would never tell you that.

>fixed debt
>print more currency devaluing itself
>pay old debt
>repeat until a cheeseburger costs $1000 but no one cares because min wage is $2000/hour

They just do it slower so you fucking brainlets can't figure it out

[Anonymous No.54751090]

>>54750999
I think he can conceptualize why you would disobey his commandments but I don't think he'll "understand". I hope you've spoken to Jesus so that he can intervene and explain (make excuses) on your behalf.

[Anonymous No.54751092]

>>54750995
This

[Anonymous No.54751094]

>>54750904
meh they will kick the can again by raising the debt ceiling like usual.

[Anonymous No.54751101]

>>54751089
USD is losing reserve status because bond holders are maybe not total brainlets

[Anonymous No.54751105]

What the fuck happened to WOLF?

[Anonymous No.54751108]

>>54751086
>sell McDonalds
Brother I have gotta say this is the first post I've ever seen on this website that's made me want to click the arrow for violating United States law. You might in fact be the dumbest son of a bitch that has ever lived.

[Anonymous No.54751114]

>>54750859
>futures

[Anonymous No.54751120]

>>54751101
You’re a fucking idiot. USD isn’t losing reserve status any time soon.

[Anonymous No.54751129]

>>54750849
It's a healthy meme
And no that is probably how people get salmonella through eggs, which is not very common, but can happen if eggs have been badly stored, say at room temperature over time. Frying, cooking or burning something kills bacteria etc. Consuming them raw would just increase your chance of sickness and other discomforts like this >>54750901
I still like Rocky 1-4

[Anonymous No.54751131]

>>54751101
>Bond holders not total brainlets
bond holders and buyers are not people for the most part, but organizations and institutions that due to their norms, structures and path dependency don't have much choice but to buy bonds

[Anonymous No.54751137]

>>54751120
>any time soon.
But it is losing it?

[Anonymous No.54751158]

>this 150 PE tech stock with declining growth is a great place to park my life savings heading into a recession!

[Anonymous No.54751164]

so anyway we're all sitting there and there's this one writer, black guy, been there for two years and never said a word. all of a sudden he pipes up.. 'i got an idea'
really? david? (his name was david) you got an idea?
yeah. what would happen... what would happen if dan come home, and roseanne washing her big ol ass in the sink?
ok. yeah. i see where you're going with this
nah nah but see it ain't roseanne. it's her twin sister.
sister? but we already have jackie...
who jackie?

[Anonymous No.54751165]

>>54751137
I don't see any legitimate threats. As fucking retarded and incompetent as the US is no other large country seems to potentially rival the USD and any small country that did would get carpet bombed for democracy

[Anonymous No.54751169]

>he isn't profiting from the predictability of AI trading.

[Anonymous No.54751170]

>Argentina ditching USD for Yuan

damn even broke ass countries fucked by inflation don't want to touch burger money LMAO

[Anonymous No.54751177]

>>54751164

[Anonymous No.54751178]

>>54751137
>anon is grasping the concept that things don’t remain the same eternally
You’re not very smart are you? Keep living in your BRICS fantasy you delusional vatnik/chink, nobody can challenge the USD’s status for decades to come and it won’t be significantly challenged by Xister or Puccia in this decade.

[Anonymous No.54751183]

>>54751108
McDonalds isn't growing anymore. They're just raising prices until people stop consuming. It's way overvalued

[Anonymous No.54751190]

>>54751101
>USD is losing reserve status
>>54751120
>fucking idiot
>USD is slowly losing reserve status

[Anonymous No.54751194]

>>54751158
Post proof of recession faggot. I’ll keep buying docusign until I fucking die, it was a good deal at $200 and it’s an even better deal now.

[Anonymous No.54751209]

>>54751190
Nigger the USD isn’t losing its reserve status, not even slowly. A 1% dip during a global upheaval isn’t the beginning of the end.

[Anonymous No.54751211]

>>54751194
Maybe it won't happen but every single time previously when they paused it was because a recession was coming and stocks dumped hard.
surely this time MMT got it right though

[Anonymous No.54751212]

>>54751178
>>54751194
I like you

[Anonymous No.54751219]

>>54751183
whatever happened to food court McDonald'ses?
they used to have them at a few malls around here. also they had strip mall McDonalds if you can believe it

[Anonymous No.54751228]

>>54751211
oil dictates recession

[Anonymous No.54751237]

>>54751178
>You’re not very smart are you?
It worked for me gran, it'll work for me. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54751257]

Enphase Energy plummeted by almost $60 today. Time to sip, yes?

[Anonymous No.54751258]

>>54750944
Google and Netflix did ok, Microsoft and Meta did well, Amazon will probably be bad, and Apple will probably do well. That’s a mixed bag, I wouldn’t say all big tech is doing well right now

[Anonymous No.54751260]

>>54751219
niggers

[Anonymous No.54751262]

>The yuan became the most widely-used currency for cross-border transactions in China in March, overtaking the dollar for the first time, official data showed, reflecting efforts by Beijing to internationalise use of the yuan.
>The yuan was used in 48.4% of all cross-border transactions, Reuters calculated, while the dollar's share declined to 46.7% from 48.6% a month earlier.
>Data from SWIFT showed that the yuan's share of global currency transactions for trade finance rose to 4.5% in March, while the dollar accounted for 83.71%.
it was 85%-90% earlier, but cross border transactions are more important because its real trade and not FX gimmickry

you don't have to deflect the situation by being dramatic, but this reduces the US's ability to export inflation and this trend will continue.

[Anonymous No.54751264]

>>54751190
They just have to get careless enough to make life super uncomfortable for trannies, faggots, and liberals. Then instead of protesting homo shit, they will take that energy and use it for something useful like protesting the government. Imagine funds running out for EBT and hordes of niggers running at the capital like zombies in days gone. What could the government do?
>N-n-no wait remember we said black lives matt-ACK

[Anonymous No.54751267]

>>54751258
>META
>NETFLIX
those are bullshit stocks with no real value.

[Anonymous No.54751268]

>>54751219
Do you remember Walmart used McDonald's inside? Comfy

[Anonymous No.54751271]

I can't do anything with 100K.

[Anonymous No.54751286]

>>54751271
correct. Onwards and upwards to 7 figures now.

[Anonymous No.54751287]

>>54751209
President Dementia wants trillions with no strings attached, America keeps raising the debt ceiling until it comes crashing down, wars all around, people don't want to trade oil in dollars, farmers either bought out or underpaid all over the world, covid scam, Epstein island, every single politician is corrupt. If it's not a beginning, it's a start

[Anonymous No.54751288]

>>54751260
>>54751268

[Anonymous No.54751305]

>>54751262
>communists force their own people to (begrudgingly) use their own currency under threat of death or imprisonment

Oh wow gee. China #1 superpower

[Anonymous No.54751309]

>>54751267
They are the rugpulls, probably also mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.54751311]

>>54751267
FAANG and Microsoft are the only big tech that matters. Tesla trades like a penny stock and Nvidia is currently the hot girl on the block which will fade in time. FAANG with Microsoft have been a mixed bag, and all I said was Amazon probably won’t do well tomorrow but Apple should make up for it next week. I’m glad Meta did well and will probably keep SPY and the NASDAQ alive tomorrow as we all speculate whether or not FRC is going down

[Anonymous No.54751314]

>>54751262
>chinese wojacks being posted
>chinese spam
you are late rice niggers

[Anonymous No.54751317]

>>54751305
the difference is from brazil

[Anonymous No.54751318]

>>54751271
You could give it to me
You should loan it to me at 0 interest
You could donate it to my foundation
You could deposit it into my retirement account
You could contribute it to my children's trust
You could spend it at my business
You could keep it at my bank
You could invest it in my stock
You could buy my bonds
You could gamble it 1v1 against me
You could pay for my bills
You could buy me toys
You could buy me meme stocks
....

[Anonymous No.54751321]

>>54751271
You can have my boipussy for half an hour.

[Anonymous No.54751329]

>>54751321
>100k for half an hour
Not even if you could just sit on it and squeeze a load outta me, that's minimum several months of the above mentioned.

[Anonymous No.54751330]

>>54751321
Whoa whoa whoa, you're gonna have to post your hands first to see what it's worth.

[Anonymous No.54751334]

>>54751321
>boipussy
No thanks if you haven't taken the plunge and spliced and inverted your penis into a coom catcher your ngmi

[Anonymous No.54751335]

>media is doing their 'axis of evil' shit again
damn guess it's time to long lockheed and raytheon

[Anonymous No.54751337]

AND IT FEELS
AND IT FEELS LIKE
HEAVEN IS SO FAR AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40V9_1PMUGM

[Anonymous No.54751351]

>https://youtu.be/BRFbaKfDO4U

I hope AMZN shuts Twitch down in order to keep from bleeding too much money. The meltdown from zoomers and millionaire retards will be priceless.

[Anonymous No.54751355]

Ah man, it's going to take an hour to refresh all my market data each day now. Generating the analyses takes almost 2 minutes too. Guess it's finally time to pony up.

[Anonymous No.54751357]

>>54751314
I miss my gookfu!

[Anonymous No.54751358]

>>54751321
For 100k you could buy 95k of divvy/bond shit and a plane ticket to the Philippines and some pocket money and indefinitely fuck ladyboys for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.54751364]

>>54751337
>checked l33t digits
that song hits different than it did in the 90s, now that I've lived, loved, and lost

[Anonymous No.54751366]

>>54751335
war, what is it good for?

[Anonymous No.54751367]

>>54751321
>200k/hr bussi
200k I could probably raw dog every ladyboy in Bangkok. which would take me the rest of my time on earth.

[Anonymous No.54751368]

>>54751335
if you think china is going to use the russian offensive to get the USA into unlucky situation of a two front proxy war going for Formosa, then yes, buy Raytheon

[Anonymous No.54751370]

>>54751287
Yeah, that would be horrible news for the USD if it wasn’t for the fact that every other nation in the world is currently experiencing a debt and inflation crisis as well and the USD looks like a solid fucking rock compared to their own currencies or any other potential reserve. Do you think COVID monetary policies and supply chain issues only happened in the US?

[Anonymous No.54751369]

>>54751335
I bought DFEN today because it hit a 3 month low. I don't even watch the news

[Anonymous No.54751385]

>>54751358
Yeah, but it won't be MY virgin boipussy

[Anonymous No.54751387]

>>54750349
You don't really want me moving in. You don't like trance music, and that's all I listen to.

Also, I think I might be on the verge of going blind in my right eye. The warning signs of a retinal detachment are starting to show up... Financially speaking, it's probably better to just let it happen. Surgery is expensive, and I can also save money on contact lenses.

[Anonymous No.54751391]

Witness me

[Anonymous No.54751396]

>>54751335
>>54751369
Dummies. You should invest in US ship building and US based manufactures. Defense contractors aren’t gonna benefit that much imo.

[Anonymous No.54751400]

>>54751358
My 96K of divvy shit is now 92K, with only 413 bucks in dividends received. It ain't that easy unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.54751401]

>>54751387
clear sign of HIV.

[Anonymous No.54751403]

>>54751387
You can listen to whatever you want, ill be at work during most of your leisure time anyway.

[Anonymous No.54751409]

>>54751396
>US ship building
such as?

[Anonymous No.54751410]

RIOT MARA BITF CLSK

[Anonymous No.54751412]

>>54751401
No it's not. Retinal detachments run in my family. My dad and his mother both had them, and neither of them had/has HIV.

[Anonymous No.54751414]

>>54751400
You are selling covered calls on the divy bags right anon? Right anon?

[Anonymous No.54751421]

>>54751400
Wtf are your yields bro? Buy better divy stocks.

[Anonymous No.54751423]

>>54751387
you can probably get extra neet bucks too.

[Anonymous No.54751435]

>>54751423
Wow I never even thought of that. I never got neet bucks before

[Anonymous No.54751439]

>>54751409
HII gets all the contracts for big military ships. DFEN has way more upside (downside too) with the leverage and its a diversified basket. It's a based shitcoin

[Anonymous No.54751441]

what are the financial implications of my buying an 0.89 baguette and 4.97 roast chicken at the Amazon store

[Anonymous No.54751445]

>>54751410
Yea.. I have 25k shares, down 5% so not that bad but fuck me, I wish this went to like $4 so I can sell

[Anonymous No.54751452]

>>54751403
sounds like a great sitcom.
>One CIA agent from 4chan convinces "anon" to move in with him. Little does he know, that Anon is an FBI agent

[Anonymous No.54751455]

Bought PUTS against META for June. It’s over isnt it? But weren’t those earnings kind of bad? We had like 10% inflation and he can’t get his ad revenue higher that last Q1? The 12% jump makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.54751457]

>>54751439
huge dippy on HII recently. wonder why.

[Anonymous No.54751459]

>>54751400
JNK/JEPI/JEPQ/STIP etc... are yielding like 1% a month. Reinvest that shit and the snowball would be silly.

[Anonymous No.54751466]

Did we ever get a follow-up on that attention whore's 0DTE calls from last night?

[Anonymous No.54751470]

>>54751455
meta layed off a lot of people. that makes earnings look good

[Anonymous No.54751471]

>>54751457

[Anonymous No.54751476]

>>54751435
the only way to live these days. no point in contributing to a society that hates you.

[Anonymous No.54751481]

>>54751471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KHwuOtcALQ

[Anonymous No.54751494]

>>54751452
Poem anon is way too much of a sperg to be a glowie. I'm just trying to get him to move out of that shithole that is Seattle. He could crash with me until he finds a place of his own. I don't even have to worry about him sperging out and breaking anything because I don't own anything kek

[Anonymous No.54751495]

>>54751470
How was the earnings good? The earnings per share dropped too (I realize the layoffs will hit the following quarters) but it also has to pay 5% on any loans it needs. Hard to justify that Meta is a growth company

[Anonymous No.54751496]

>>54751476
>no point in contributing to a society that hates you.
Have you ever thought that maybe society doesn’t like you for a reason? Maybe you should try to be a better person?

[Anonymous No.54751499]

>>54751481
you gonna wait too fat boy

[Anonymous No.54751513]

My ultra instinct told me to buy the dip on GD and RTX today.

[Anonymous No.54751522]

>>54751499
the water out of the tap is very... hard to drink

[Anonymous No.54751529]

>>54751513
my SEED mode is telling me all in TQQQ

[Anonymous No.54751537]

>>54751466
he made it out alright supposedly. there was a nice pump mid morning.

[Anonymous No.54751568]

>>54751387
you need to be
listening
to
gospel

[Anonymous No.54751572]

>>54751496
how does being a "better" person reduce my taxes and deport migrant hoards? define better person for me.

[Anonymous No.54751574]

>>54751494
Yeah sure Mr Smith, I hope you and Mr. Johnson enjoy a great Bromance and you stop Jewing around

[Anonymous No.54751588]

>>54751537
cool

[Anonymous No.54751603]

6k on the line with hasbro calls tomorrow, dubs decide suicide method or vacation spot depending on what happens

[Anonymous No.54751606]

Sold puts on FRC cause it can't go below $2...right?

[Anonymous No.54751612]

>>54751606
Owned.

[Anonymous No.54751617]

>>54750962
I honestly rather the government default. Tell me why I shouldn't as I am not employed by a publicly traded company.

[Anonymous No.54751621]

>>54751494
>Poem anon is way too much of a sperg to be a glowie.
But I used to be a glowie... a contractor, at least. I had a clearance, I took a polygraph, I worked in a SCIF and everything...
Maybe though, once I get laid off, I move in with you rent free and work on the /smg/ startup.
>>54751568
I like this one: https://youtu.be/ea2hja3hurM

[Anonymous No.54751630]

>>54751612
better than pwned

[Anonymous No.54751639]

>GE beats earnings
Stock tanks
>GM beats earnings
Stock tanks
>LMT beats earnings
Stock tanks
>CNI beats earnings
Stock tanks
>PPG beats earnings
Stock tanks

The market is being straight up retarded right now. I thought we were in a bull run, so where the fuck are all the moomoos? Why do prices only go down?

[Anonymous No.54751641]

>>54751630
llama

[Anonymous No.54751644]

>>54751606
>it can't go below

[Anonymous No.54751650]

>>54751639
everyone has their money in stupid overvalued techstocks because there isn't enough gold and silver on earth to buy.

[Anonymous No.54751652]

>>54751621
Oh I guess it really will be 2 glowies living together then.

[Anonymous No.54751654]

Are these good Q1 earnings a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.54751660]

>>54751644
I only gotta make it to Friday.

[Anonymous No.54751661]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54751670]

>>54751654
>they really and sincerely think the market isn't about to get cockslapped
I don't buy the mega bobo shittening idea but things are not exactly great and won't be for a while

[Anonymous No.54751683]

>mumu's holding bags
>bobo's gonna buy at firesale prices

[Anonymous No.54751706]

Is the male automatic masturbator market about to explode? What stocks can I buy?

[Anonymous No.54751713]

>>54751706
CUM

[Anonymous No.54751761]

>>54751683
>mumu's holding bags
They are passive investors that are oblivious to the environment until there is no green grass to chew
>bobo's gonna buy at firesale prices
Because they are predators that hunt and kill cows when they aren't hibernating

[Anonymous No.54751762]

>>54751603
Bangkok, autoerotic asphyxiations. Works for either result.

>>54751455
Dumb money is driving the market right now. Lots of boomer stocks are bleeding out after earnings growth/beats while tech/media companies moon on dodgy, bordering on outright shitty results. LMT has dropped non-stop, currently by $50, since beating earnings in the middle of a war. I bought a call on META because Zack's was bullish and it's the piece of duct tape holding my portfolio together today.

[Anonymous No.54751782]

>>54751639
Did they mention AI during the earnings calls?

[Anonymous No.54751787]

>>54751761
Meant for>>54751683
We told you that the banks were fucked and the fed was clueless, but you kept celebrating 0.01% gains

[Anonymous No.54751791]

>>54751170
It's more complicated than that. Those broke countries can't get loans from IMF, rightfully so.
At the same time china is giving loans to other countries without second thought. Happened with belt and road initiative. Problem is, as you can expect those countries are not able to pay the debt back and China is bailing them out in some cases.
I would hold your horses for now as it's not what you think it might be.

[Anonymous No.54751807]

>>54751661
>imagine telling someone in 1991 that roseanne would look better than madonna in 30 years

[Anonymous No.54751809]

>>54751791
soviet strategy again, but this time their economic adversay is broke and de-industrialized, they are playing the long game.

[Anonymous No.54751819]

>>54751762
I bought some SFIX because I believed that dumb money theory too. I'm down 12% in 2 days now ;_;. I just can't catch a break..

[Anonymous No.54751836]

>>54751782
LMT probably did. I don't have time to actually listen though. My portfolio is kind of on fire ATM, so I'm not taking out any more trades until after the rate hike next week.

[Anonymous No.54751865]

>>54751170
they're literally too broke to afford dollars, they said so themselves

[Anonymous No.54751871]

>>54751819
Maybe it's just the bobos that are retarded. I still believe my hypothesis based on >>54751639

[Anonymous No.54751890]

after weeks of contemplation I have decided on which shoes i will be replacing my current collection with.
1 pair of barefoot style sneakers: lems chillums
1 pair light tan par of sperrys boat shoes
1 pair of RM williams chelseas color undecided.
i am now a grown man, i have cast away the converse and vans. this should be all i need for the rest of my adult life give or take a random pair of shoes depending on what activities i do.

[Anonymous No.54751891]

>>54751639
>he looks at past performance when evaluating what to buy
I have two words for you: guidance

[Anonymous No.54751906]

>>54751683
This is what Bobo really believes but let's be honest, Bobo will short the bottom. They already shorted 3490 and killed /smg/ for weeks

[Anonymous No.54751916]

>>54751890
>Implying the shoefagging will stop

[Anonymous No.54751917]

>>54751890
/r/asianmasculinity

[Anonymous No.54751926]

>>54751916
>>54751917
I also have a pair of crocs.

[Anonymous No.54751931]

>>54751906
>short the bottom
>lose minimum
>short all the way to the bottom
>short all the way to the top
>short all the way through the crab
>mumu holds the bags every single time the grass is always green

[Anonymous No.54751944]

>>54751926
Gay. If you're going to go plastic dork shoes, go Chaco.

[Anonymous No.54751950]

>>54751654
>Are these good Q1 earnings a bull trap?
earnings are still lower than previous quarters for most stocks

[Anonymous No.54751962]

>>54751891
Point to where the bear is projected to touch this doll in the next 3 months: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/LMT?p=LMT&.tsrc=fin-srch

[Anonymous No.54751977]

>>54751101
As a result, the dollar's share in global reserves fell from 73% in 2001 to 55% in 2021 and 47% in 2022.

[Anonymous No.54751987]

>>54751944
crocs have full toes closure and a wide toe box. while dorky looking they are maximum foot comfort and have become acceptable to wear, even stylish. im more worried about the lems i got, i should probably get a different color.

[Anonymous No.54751994]

>mumu is oblivious to the environment around them they must just consume grass depending on the rancher (the fed) to protect them from predators
>the rancher doesn't have the resources to protect the mumu from the hungry bears coming out of hibernation
>bobo is hungry and see's a mumu chewing grass with no rancher near by
>muu-ACK!

[Anonymous No.54752031]

>>54751944
i take it back, the clogs are comparable.

[Anonymous No.54752036]

>>54750041
why?

[Anonymous No.54752045]

>>54751890
>not just going with Danner boots
gay
just
fucking
gay

[Anonymous No.54752059]

>>54751890
>boat shoes
Do you even own a boat?

[Anonymous No.54752061]

Where did the names Mumu and Bobo originate?

[Anonymous No.54752076]

>>54752045
I watched a man cut them in half. They are low quality. Short DAN
https://www.chacos.com/US/en/mens-shoes/

>>54752059
>sneakers
do you even sneak?

[Anonymous No.54752083]

Bros I'm down 30 percent since I started learning how to trade... I just want to make money...

[Anonymous No.54752088]

>>54752045
Wrong link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWzzrCjLvCQ

>>54752083
if thats what you want, youre doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.54752098]

>>54752076
Past your dad into your mom

[Anonymous No.54752103]

>>54752098
thats great because i was motorboating your mom in my boat shoes while you were doing that

[Anonymous No.54752141]

>>54752045
Redwings were my tried and true when I was in the oilfield. They were fucking expensive but held up for their cost. I've also heard the same about danners.

[Anonymous No.54752146]

>>54751572
Just be nice. Especially to cute grills.

[Anonymous No.54752161]

>>54752061
t. CNBC tranny doing 'research' and can't even figure that out with 'her' Ivy league education.

[Anonymous No.54752164]

>>54752103
Boat shoes have horrible arch support. I wear new balance runners, very comfy.

[Anonymous No.54752184]

>>54752164
This. I have collapsed arches that is directly related to wearing sperry topsiders in highschool. Same with my friend who wore the same Sperrys

[Anonymous No.54752190]

>>54752103
you were supposed to motorboat her canoe, how can I trust your financial information now?

[Anonymous No.54752201]

>>54752164
>>54752184
yea, your feet should have natural arches but shoes have destroyed them. shortens your achilles and weakens your calves too. i can see how a flat shoe like sperrys can do that if the material is too thick to let your feet move.

[Anonymous No.54752206]

>>54751987
Crocs are based, only yankee queers hate them.

[Anonymous No.54752210]

>>54752201
I had to pack my shoes and boots with dr schulz because of plantar fasciitis, otherwise after a few hours it would feel like walking on broken glass.

[Anonymous No.54752219]

>>54752210
Are you fat by chance?

[Anonymous No.54752221]

>>54752088
man
that is
terrible
they must have
been co-opted
by
jew faggots
in
recent years
i
will never
buy
more

[Anonymous No.54752224]

>>54752219
lol no

[Anonymous No.54752246]

>futures
Techbros, we're still feeling pretty good

[Anonymous No.54752281]

what to short tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54752287]

>>54752083
You need to stop trading and do some serious post mortem studying on your losing trades to find patterns and warning signs that you missed.

[Anonymous No.54752298]

>>54752281
MSFT and FRC

[Anonymous No.54752303]

>>54752281
nothing. tomorrow wont be a day for shorting

[Anonymous No.54752307]

>>54752281
Profitable boomer stocks.

[Anonymous No.54752308]

>>54752287
he fomo'd into crypto because this entire board is full of retards outside of this general, and I'm not saying this general isn't full of retards either.

[Anonymous No.54752318]

>>54752281
hold your longs, sell your shorts at open and find something else to do until september.

[Anonymous No.54752319]

>>54752308
>I'm not saying this general isn't full of retards either
wtf I thought we were all bros here

[Anonymous No.54752321]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54752327]

>>54752246
What a weird looking dog.

[Anonymous No.54752337]

>>54752319
>implying my bros aren't retards
still love you fren

[Anonymous No.54752340]

>>54752281
Amazon, it UPS missed, they probably will too

[Anonymous No.54752356]

>>54751994
>bobo continues writing paragraphs of text trying to convince himself he is right
>nobody else cares because they still remember his 100 predictions of imminent crash from the last decade and are tired of his shit

[Anonymous No.54752363]

>>54752298
>>54752307
msft for sure below todays low. too bad BA filled the gap so quick, im still gonna watch it. maybe MCD too
>>54752303
thats what u thought yesterday too huh
>>54752318
ill add back on spy 395.. maybe
>>54752340
not bad, lots of selling monday and today on AMZN

[Anonymous No.54752378]

>>54752327
I wanted to reply with a joke about white women, but I can't even think of one...

[Anonymous No.54752381]

>>54752356
>warning signs for over a year
>major banks crashing
>stocks crabbing
>mumu thinks that everything will pass like his attention span
It's not gonna be my funeral, your loss is my gain silly.

[Anonymous No.54752387]

>>54751994
>>54752356
I was an unrepentant bobo during the COVID crash and I lost so much fucking money by being a doomer. I want to an hero myself sometimes when I think about the opportunities I missed by being a bobo.

[Anonymous No.54752403]

>>54751606
You’re about to become familiar with the concept of “max loss”

[Anonymous No.54752413]

little white boys in big black trucks
reaaaaallly makes ya think

[Anonymous No.54752431]

>>54752387
bobo's feasted during the covid crash, and during the fake recovery while gas prices were sky high and the logistics of the country were fucked while China completely shut down. Literally cattle held up and prolonged a necessary recession buy being literal irrational feelings investors that are going to make what is happening worse than it would have been.

[Anonymous No.54752470]

>>54752431
apple, microsoft, nvidia are literally propping up the S&P500, do you think those companies produce anything that valuable to basically comprise the entire economy that is drowning?

[Anonymous No.54752488]

>>54752381
Whatever, cunt

[Anonymous No.54752490]

>>54752431
>>54752470
O.K. Sweetheart. I’m sure the collapse is coming soon. Any moment now. It’s imminent.

[Anonymous No.54752499]

>>54752327
That's clearly a rabbit chad.

[Anonymous No.54752500]

>>54752470
I don't really care, I put all of my profits into Vanguard. I use 10% of my income to gamble day trading because I am bored with nothing better to do until the sun goes down.

[Anonymous No.54752503]

Yes, I am down on GD.

[Anonymous No.54752512]

>>54752246
wanting animals to live in your house is a sickness
*birds excepted

[Anonymous No.54752515]

>>54752403
Wouldn't be my first time

[Anonymous No.54752525]

>>54752431
You were not here in 2020 if you think bobos were not caught with their pants down by fed infused pump. You are not smart. You are just yet another schizo doomer who thinks he got it all figured out. Met plenty of them here throughout the years and to be honest I'm getting tired of your bullshit. The good news is that schizos like you are short lived

[Anonymous No.54752527]

>>54752490
it began awhile ago, you dumb cow saw +0.01% green and thought you made money while the value of the dollar dipped and thought you were winning. This is why carnivores eat herbivores and have more intelligence than instinctual prey that follow a herd.

[Anonymous No.54752528]

>>54752512
>anon thinks wanting animals in your house is a sickness
>women are technically animals
Anon, what are you implying?

[Anonymous No.54752539]

>>54752525
if anyone got caught with their pants down and didn't see that coming then those posters were fucking dumb. Seems like you have an axe to grind about a retard posting memes

[Anonymous No.54752538]

>>54752528
He said "birds excepted" and "birds" is a slang term for women.

[Anonymous No.54752547]

>>54752527
> it began awhile ago
So true. It began October 24th, 1929. We still haven’t recovered.

[Anonymous No.54752556]

>>54752512
>sickness
>birds excepted
what is ornithosis
nice chlamydia bro

[Anonymous No.54752564]

>>54752538
How old is he? 70? We call women birthers nowadays.

[Anonymous No.54752568]

>>54752525
Bears knew it was a stupid idea that would lead to hyperinflation, they have been buying and selling to stay afloat while the dumb cows keep propping it up because they literally have nowhere else to put their money.

[Anonymous No.54752578]

>>54752525
>schizo doomer
Shill buzzword bingo. Why not throw "vatnik" in there while you're at it?

[Anonymous No.54752586]

>>54752547
It was 1971 actually.

[Anonymous No.54752606]

Baker bake. I have an important announcement to make.

[Anonymous No.54752612]

>>54752586
a couple of months later Nixon established trade with communist china that they we were in a proxy war with.

[Anonymous No.54752627]

>>54752612
a couple decades later and our president gave china our most sophistication nuclear weapon technology

[Anonymous No.54752631]

baking

[Anonymous No.54752632]

>>54752281
Cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.54752640]

>>54752606
Silence please, everybody freeze. Doot doot do do *farts*

[Anonymous No.54752686]

>>54752568
Ah yes the famous bears who perfectly timed everything. Mhm. Never saw a single proof of this happening.
On the other hand, we had bobos last year during September telling people SPY is going to 250 and telling others to short. Anyway, cope and seethe and I'm looking forward to you roping

>>54752578
Kek, keep seething. Those 2 words perfectly describe bobos high on their ass fumes posting here

[Anonymous No.54752692]

>>54752631
liar
>>54752678
i forgot the general subject tag tho but I'm going to bed

[Anonymous No.54752698]

>>54752690
>>54752690
>>54752690baking!!!


baked!!!!

[Anonymous No.54752708]

>>54752692
>>54752698
Nice. 2 early threads, both equal shit.

[Anonymous No.54752717]

>>54752708
>crying about early threads
that was priced in.

[Anonymous No.54752732]

>>54752708
311 means these threads are perfectly timed, cooling on the window sill

[Anonymous No.54752805]

>>54752686
I mean, I have done extremely well by not holding and reading the news for 20 years, but I am also not impulsive. You will tell the grandchildren of your cats about how obvious and deliberate it was, but you just couldn't get over your hopium.

[Anonymous No.54752893]

>>54752805
Yes and I have 8 digit portfolio. Trust me bro

[Anonymous No.54754817]

>>54752805
>done extremely well by not holding and reading the news
Lies I have also read the news for 20 years and now I hate everyone, pic related
>grandchildren of your cats
That's pretty funny