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[Anonymous No.54744287]

Are mattresses a jewish scam?

[Anonymous No.54744304]

Yes
Your sleep is shit because you're fat as fuck

[Anonymous No.54744317]

Great thread, real Business&Financy

[Anonymous No.54744321]

>>54744287
yes

[Anonymous No.54744328]

They are until you're 25 and it becomes evident that our spines didn't evolve for upright position. Then it's suddenly one of the best investments you can make.

[Anonymous No.54744338]

>>54744287
My wife is jewish, what is your problem?
Jews are the nicest people, I father in-law made me senior director of his company and I don't even have a degree.
I make $250k a year without bonus or commission.
>this only works if your are a blond hair blue eyed chad alpha male.

[Anonymous No.54744373]

Spent 230$ on a brand new jewtress and it has all the usual bells & whistles, like individual springs, padding, firmness and no pubes or human tissue as a filling. It is very comfy and would cost 700 if purchased at the brand store. Mattress sellers make up names to upsell the same products in different stores, learn their tricks and it will be easy to find an affordable one

[Anonymous No.54744376]

They are a waste of time and money. I don’t give a shit even when I get sores from springs. It’s a dumb thing to spend money on.

[Anonymous No.54744407]

>>54744328
Sleeping on the floor is, like they do in Asia. A soft bed causes back pain.

[Anonymous No.54744432]

>>54744407
I choke if I try to sleep on my back. Can't fall asleep unless I'm on my side or stomach. So I need something soft between myself and the ground.
So a very firm mattress with a layer of memory foam is more or less optimal for me. I still get bruises on my ribs though.

[Anonymous No.54744443]

>>54744287
Expensive mattresses are. Just get a medium firmness memory foam mattress from Costco.

[Anonymous No.54744456]

>>54744432
>Get bruised ribs from sleeping
How fucking fat are you?

[Anonymous No.54744460]

>>54744304
This, but also your back is shit because your mattress sucks

[Anonymous No.54744461]

>>54744287
I'm waiting for the day you start calling clean air and clean water a "jew scam" before you start drinking stagnant pond water.

[Anonymous No.54744473]

>>54744456
I'm sub 20% bodyfat. Ribs push against the surface I sleep on, bruising the skin above them.

[Anonymous No.54744488]

>>54744461
Clean water doesn't exist, tap water has fluoride and birth control hormones.

[Anonymous No.54744493]

>>54744473
Damn. I stomach sleep too and don't experience this. Get a memory foam mattress?

[Anonymous No.54744509]

>>54744461
Lmao >>54744488 it took all of two minutes.

[Anonymous No.54744515]

>>54744287
I hear you can supposedly haggle the price down when buying one but the salesman/rep said no. On one hand why do they have salesman/reps, that makes it feel like I can haggle it. But on the other hand Ive never seem haggling for a bad before, it sounds foreign. Yet on the following hand I sure wouldnt mind a cheaper bed.

[Anonymous No.54744526]

>>54744493
>Get a memory foam mattress?
That's what I use. A firm matress with a secondary layer of memory foam on top. Firmness for the spine, memory foam to soften the surface for sleeping chest down.

[Anonymous No.54744536]

>>54744515
Just buy them from Costco. Costco has already done the haggling for you.
>>54744526
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.54744594]

>>54744461
>I'm waiting for the day you start calling clean air and clean water a "jew scam"
But is it?

[Anonymous No.54744600]

>>54744287
No, but the Purple oneos are.

[Anonymous No.54744617]

>>54744287
Mattresses are scams only if you sleep on your back. Soft mattress will fuck your back.
Sleeping on the side on a mattress is fine.
Sleeping on the floor or something hard on your back is fine too.

[Anonymous No.54744711]

>>54744328
This nigga is having back issues at 25. Stop being fat

[Anonymous No.54744760]

>>54744287
I sleep on a foam camping mat on the floor and wake up feeling like a million bucks every day. Girlfriend has her own place and I like her bed (memory foam) but the hard floor is great for my back. I'm not broke btw

[Anonymous No.54744809]

>>54744338
> being a genetic material supplier for the tribe.
> Aiding them in hiding their nosferatuesque phenotypes. So they may be less identifiable.
> Willingly being a shabbo goy

Good goy

[Anonymous No.54744981]

>>54744760
Based I might try this

[Anonymous No.54745013]

>>54744287
I sleep on the coach everyday, am i going to die at 30?

[Anonymous No.54745040]

>>54744287
I dunno man. i thought i could sleep through anything but nope i'm old now and if i don't sleep on a firm mattress then i get neck pain after i wake up. pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.54745400]

>>54744509
>fluoride and birth control are clean water

[Anonymous No.54746208]

>>54744461
dumb subhuman

[Anonymous No.54746235]

>>54744287
Yep. Sleep on the ground like a REAL man. It worked perfectly for millions of years, then suddenly (((experts))) say that's not good enough.