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Alright, it's time to shut Parsnip shills the fuck up forever.

>Muh smart triggers

If Parsiq was valuable, every frontrunning bot, blockchain HFT, and data-intensive player in the space would be running on it. Fact of the matter is, programmatic preconf event triggers as a service aren't a particularly defensible or lucrative business, no matter how revolutionary Anatoly's approach to it is. "Do y the moment x happens onchain" is a relatively low-capital and commoditized value proposition.

This is why so many people do it in house, and why Parsiq has viable competitors. The company I'm at took the in-house approach because if instantaneous responses to events are mission critical, the latency between servers is a compounding performance liability. This concern for this niche use case applies to The Graph as well.

An example of a competitor in the event triggers space is EPNS/PUSH, decentralized and powered by The Graph of course, which has a similar market capitalization to Parsiq. We love them to death but nobody's under the illusion that they're a trillion dollar protocol, but /biz/ unfortunately has shills like Omega deluding Parsnips like lambs to the slaughter with hollow promises of such future gains.

For those who don't depend on preconf events, Parsiq must contend with The Graph and a sea of other players.

>Muh IQ protocol

NFT. Lending. Get outta here. The worst pivot in the history of pivots, maybe ever. Completely different token for some reason, probably to milk retail some more, with airdrops and staking for PRQ baggies as a consolation prize. There will be NFT lending in the future, but it won't be for the trash you bought with your life savings on OpenSea last year, and there will be far more mature, well-funded, and better connected players overseas facilitating the integration of tokenized offchain real assets with DeFi.

>> No.54744115

>>54744095
stay strong bros. jeebus cripes

>> No.54744128

>>54744095
nice penis

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I needed to get something printed at my school’s library but there was a cute girl at the counter so I got scared and left. Will wealth fix this? Or getting fit? Or is it over?

>> No.54744148

>>54744095
R A P E
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>> No.54744168

>>54744144
just get out of the closet

>> No.54744169

>>54744095
>t,
Druggie.

>> No.54744172

>>54744095
thanks for cropping out the tiktok name you stupid fucking faggot retard

>> No.54744181

>>54744168
I am heterosexual

>> No.54744197

>>54744095
How come women don’t get embarrassed about posting this kind of stuff online?

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>>54744197
because men look like pic related and will simp

>> No.54744236

>>54744095
How much shitcoin to choke her out and cum inside her?

>> No.54744260

>>54744095
You can see his cock and balls bulging through his shorts. Thats a man.

>> No.54744265

>>54744095
shes lyin for attention. she doesnt watch tv like that and just wants men to stare at her spread eagle beaver

>> No.54744268

>>54744236
depends on the race you are

>> No.54744279

>>54744095
hand crafted for BBC

>> No.54744311

it used to be that women like flowers would wilt without drawing the glow of the male gaze. but now the internet has them chasing dragons. she probably would die if it got under 20k views

>> No.54744332

>>54744095
What is this sex position called in porn?

>> No.54744369

>>54744219
basad!

>> No.54744387

>>54744095
PUT THOSE SOLES IN MY FACE

>> No.54744394

>>54744231
kek 98% of biz would do whatever she said no matter how demoralizing for years on end just to sniff her two week old panties

>> No.54744405

>>54744197
Women in general seem to have a much lower threshold for sexual shame, especially Millennials/Gen Z
Think about it, if you got choked, blindfolded and ballgagged, with a buttplug up your ass and being pissed on by 6 guys that'd be the deepest darkest secret of your life. But for some chicks, that's just a Tuesday.

>> No.54744501

>>54744332
Waiting for BBC penetration

>> No.54744533

>>54744095
That's a man!