/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54737371]

Tech Bros Win Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previously: >>54735057

[Anonymous No.54737381]

Shit market.

[Anonymous No.54737392]

Invest in AI

[Anonymous No.54737397]

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

[Anonymous No.54737404]

>>54737392
How? ETF?

[Anonymous No.54737409]

>>54737392
Damn remember when MS Office had SOVL

[Anonymous No.54737421]

I hope my calls at open dont end badly for me, I'm so scared I can't do anything. My mom is telling me to let the 7k go, it's not worth burning whatever I have left to chase it back. But I need to get it, for them, for myself, for my sanity's sake.

[Anonymous No.54737423]

>>54737409
I haven't used word in 10 years, have they replaced it with anything? Clippy sucked back in the day, but if they replaced it then the new thing is worse.

[Anonymous No.54737425]

It makes me so happy that the BBBY baggies are literally going to lose everything

[Anonymous No.54737429]

>>54737397
>this would unironically pass as an informative article in a financial journal/magazine
God; I hate this fake and gay market so fucking much, bros.

[Anonymous No.54737439]

Terminal fed funds strongly related to depth of market crash in terms of M2 $'s per SP500 $'s

Assuming a rate of monetary contraction consistent with the last year, by January 2024 we will have contracted to $19T.
Then, assuming a conservative crash peak M2/SPX ratio of 9 billion based on recent crashes, that places the bottom of the next crash for sp500 to hit ~2100

[Anonymous No.54737454]

>>54737439

[Anonymous No.54737464]

>>54737454
We're going back to 2015

[Anonymous No.54737466]

I hate permabears so much

[Anonymous No.54737470]

>>54737454
tldr it's fuckin over.

[Anonymous No.54737472]

holy fuck after hours were pumping

[Anonymous No.54737474]

It’s over, the official recession began today

[Anonymous No.54737478]

>>54737421
You may get a reflexive bounce from MSFT, but you definitely want to be out of calls by 10am.

[Anonymous No.54737495]

Are we still crabbing? I can't tell anymore.

[Anonymous No.54737503]

>>54737439
So whats the peak on SPY (estimated date of occurence) and whats the estimated bottom on SPY (estimated date of occurence. All over the period of 2023 to no later than 2027.

Pls respond I want to be rich.

[Anonymous No.54737507]

>>54737421
Have you considered not begging anymore?

I lost 56k in jan on a bunch of puts including selling literally the family jewels and ive scrimped and saved since to at least get our family gold back.

Stop begging.

[Anonymous No.54737513]

>>54737464
>>54737470

[Anonymous No.54737517]

LMAOOOO

[Anonymous No.54737519]

>>54737421
Hey, Mr. 7k. Rookie numbers my man.

[Anonymous No.54737522]

who the fuck is Martin Gale?

[Anonymous No.54737525]

>>54737421
Explain what youre doing and why youre so nervous. Options and how long until expiration?

I recall doing several month dated options and getting this nervous

[Anonymous No.54737545]

>>54737513
Basically tying together monetary supply and S&P price says shit is going to blow out -50%.

[Anonymous No.54737548]

>>54737503
That chart isn't a good indicator of the peak, only that SPY is strongly correlated to monetary expansion and inversely correlated to higher interest rates, as expected. But it shows how SPY crashes proportional and with fairly even tempo with rate hikes and terminal rates.
My hazard of a guess is that SPY will crash to 210 by the end of the year. This recession is weird because the fed would have normally started the cycle much earlier, so I can't really predict when this will occur

[Anonymous No.54737552]

>>54737545
Good

[Anonymous No.54737562]

>>54737522
That's John Galt's cousin

[Anonymous No.54737566]

>>54737478
I do business with a few of those companies

[Anonymous No.54737570]

The bottom is SPY 185. Always has been.

[Anonymous No.54737575]

>>54737552
Some of us are gonna make it off The Dip™. Others will not survive.

[Anonymous No.54737576]

>>54737409
Clippy sucked
The "soulful" part of pre-2010 Office was that it didn't take a perceptible amount of time to execute every action even on a brand-new computer. Like seriously Office 365 on my basically brand new reasonably solid work laptop has noticeable lag (100's of ms) for almost every relevant action whereas Word 2003 was instantaneous on reasonable late-2000's hardware.
XP was a weird era where hardware advancement legitimately outran software bloat for a brief period, now the speed only needs to be "good enough" as devs cram whatever shitty features or cloud-connected bullshit needs to be in it this week.

[Anonymous No.54737588]

>>54737566
Your payroll probably goes through ADP.

[Anonymous No.54737591]

>>54737517
oof

[Anonymous No.54737599]

>>54737548
Ah I see. Basically with their current strategy, theyre hoping to avoid this dump by instead risking hyperinflation. All while pretending stuff isnt as bad as they claim. I wish they just hiked rates harder and faster. Instead it's a 1.5 year long bleed out. Yeah some stuff is up but overall still far below.

Anyways in your opinion where do you think the peak will occur at, this summer?

[Anonymous No.54737601]

Spice bros, we got too cocky...

[Anonymous No.54737603]

>>54737575
Just once I want to short the crash and flip kinda half ass close to the bottom to ride the rebound. I've never got it quite right.

[Anonymous No.54737611]

>>54737570
minus the drugs I wish I was as based as this man

[Anonymous No.54737620]

>>54737562
If they’re cousins why do they have different last names?

[Anonymous No.54737623]

>>54737575
Worst part is how some anons here are fighting it the whole way through. Id rather have an obvious crash and all of us can ride it down profitably and ride up thr pump profitably. So many of us would be rich. But nah screaming its bullish for a year and a half was prefable to some as if their accounts weren't more than halved by SOXL on its own kek.

[Anonymous No.54737628]

>>54737611
Did you see the text messages hunter sent to his dad before the election?
b-b-but dad you have to run for office or else I'll never get a chance to redeem myself
He's such a baby back bitch. I bet Joe wishes he died a thousand times over instead of Beau.

[Anonymous No.54737629]

>>54737623
Those are literally government shills, anon. Very few real posters, if any, are actually bullish right now.

[Anonymous No.54737643]

>>54737478
MSFT and GOOG were the final exit pump. We plummet in earnest starting tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54737655]

So the government bailing out FRC wasn't even really a bailout was it? It was just the fed giving FRC a bunch of money so the executives could get massive exit bonuses I assume. So the fed more or less just bought FRC for the shell of a bank.

[Anonymous No.54737657]

>>54737601
>According an alert from the Federal Drug Administration, Lipari Foods has issued a "voluntary recall" of a specific lot of ground cumin "due to the potential presence of salmonella contamination." The alert goes on to say that the products were distributed to retail stores throughout Illinois, along with 15 other states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Texas, Virginia and Wisconsin.

This is McCormick's doing. Targeting CRBPajeet. Long MKC.

[Anonymous No.54737661]

>>54737643
>final exit pump

Why? The calm before the storm?

[Anonymous No.54737663]

My FBI and DHS handlers have been getting pretty uppity lately. What's the best way to demoralize them? I'm taking suggestions.

[Anonymous No.54737672]

>>54737655
I thought FRC's bailout was a consortium of the bigger banks? The Feds/FDIC are only rumored to just now be stepping in.

[Anonymous No.54737678]

>>54737657
>targeting CRBPajeet
Based, loading up on shares tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54737688]

>>54737657
It suddenly occurs to me that cumin is sourced by poos and we call these people poos.

[Anonymous No.54737695]

Who is the most based market analyst and why is it Jim Bianco?

[Anonymous No.54737699]

>>54737478
Yeah I was thinking of buying at open and keeping it for like 15 mins and rake in whatever gains I can by then. Also going full port in this single trade, if it blows up. It's over, I will actually have no means to survive.
>>54737507
>>54737519
Bro the 7k is a life changing amount for me, I ruined my life and I have to fix it.
>>54737525
I'm going all in with my last bit of money (8k) to buy 410c 4/26 at open and hopefully play the momentum to make back the 7k losses I incurred today. My mom is telling me not to do it, that the 7k is gone and now risking the 8k and literally my life is not worth it. But if I dont get it back, I literally wont be able to live properly with myself and even objectively due a severe lack of funding for rent, food and anything really.

[Anonymous No.54737713]

>>54737661
For the sheer orgasmic pleasure of dumping on normies one final time before the recession and a generation of investors give up on the stock market drying up liquidity completely until the NYSE resembles little more than a few degenerates trading tokens back and forth on some backwater Ukrainian crypto exchange

[Anonymous No.54737720]

>>54737699
So your plan to make money back is to bet more than you lost on the same thing that lost it in the first place?

[Anonymous No.54737729]

>>54737720
Yes essentially, I put myself in a horrible spot and I have no way out apart for this. Tell me, how do I make 7k in a short time? There is none, I have to do this or it's over, if it blows up I'll end it all

[Anonymous No.54737731]

>>54737421
your calls will be fine try and get some sleep.

[Anonymous No.54737735]

Who's ready for a bloody Friday from a hot core PCE. Coworker doesn't believe we'll have a recession because of Raytheon and the like will keep hiring more and more..

Also didn't know Nasdaq is shilling this info now.
>https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/notable-tuesday-option-activity%3A-rtx-irm-adm

[Anonymous No.54737738]

>>54737729
Keep the money you still have and be smarter in the future. The money is gone it doesn't exist, thinking about getting it 'back' is sort of like the sunk cost fallacy.

[Anonymous No.54737745]

>>54737731
I promised myself I wouldn't get myself in this state again, and look where I ended up again. This is the third time I failed to cut my losses on a day that ended really badly for me. I never learn, I never fucking learn. I just want a last chance, and I wont do this anymore. I learnt my lesson this time, I dont wanna be in this situation ever again. Just one last time to recover this

[Anonymous No.54737747]

Earnings? They should call it losings, haha.

[Anonymous No.54737754]

>>54737747
I am the average CEO. First I beat earnings expectations. Then I beat my wife.

[Anonymous No.54737764]

>>54737738
I even promised my mom dude, that I wouldn't trade since I was back in the green bigly. That I would keep myself from trading to go back home over break and enjoy time with friends and family. Look at me now, broke my promise, ruined my happiness and my break. I really deserve this but god I realized my mistake and I just want forgiveness. I even bought gifts for my parents for break which I'll have to return if I don't get the money back tomorrow. Unbelievable that I did this to my life, unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.54737769]

I'm sorry for dampening the mood of the thread, I really have nowhere else to turn to. I'm sorry everybody

[Anonymous No.54737770]

>>54737517
Kek

[Anonymous No.54737777]

>>54737421
I've lost close to that on boil my man, it's as long as you can make it back or it's not too much of your total portfolio, should just study up on economic calendar, options, liquidity, earnings season, fed moves, I mean there is a lot to learn but it makes you make less shitty moves.

[Anonymous No.54737782]

10 year - 3 month yield inversion just keeps hitting new all time highs lmao.

[Anonymous No.54737783]

I bought a stock named "calmaine foods"

but they don't make 'foods', they just make fucking eggs. Why wouldn't you call it "calmaine eggs" then fucking jews

[Anonymous No.54737785]

>>54737764
Even the smelliest Pajeet will earn more than 7k over his lifetime. Icing yourself over that amount is, therefore, financially retarded.

[Anonymous No.54737794]

>>54737783
That's a bullish sign of forward thinking management. You don't think chickens and eggs will be viable industries when China cuts off animal feed vitamins, do you?

[Anonymous No.54737796]

>>54737769
It's cool man. We've all been there. Would you believe me if I told you I've lost over a million dollars in the market before? Cuz I did. And I recovered. You will too

[Anonymous No.54737807]

>>54737794
the thing is this company is like 60 years old. Also I'm fucking retarded and didn't realize they pumped because of the retarded egg prices a while back.

I just wanted it to be a diversification play into staples, not a bet on fucking eggs.

[Anonymous No.54737809]

>>54737807
kek well that's why you always skim the 10-K before buying anything. Or at least the latest investor presentation.

[Anonymous No.54737811]

>>54737764

[Anonymous No.54737817]

>>54737699
Wait so you haven't bought it yet? Don't do it you fucking retard your posts are train wreck in a slowmo. Please realize right now you are not in any shape to be trading.

[Anonymous No.54737819]

>>54737807
Kek wew that sucks funny tho but sucks

[Anonymous No.54737826]

>>54737517
Kek, thank you for this. Hopefully they cry to the Biden admin and their cries will be ignored.

[Anonymous No.54737830]

>>54737809
>>54737819
you think this is fucking funny? These are the headlines I have to live with

>As Egg Prices Turn Sunny Side Down, so Does Cal-Maine's Stock

[Anonymous No.54737831]

the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54737846]

I have spent the last 12 hours refreshing 4channel instead of preparing for a job interview. How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.54737850]

>>54737830
Don't click the headlines. It'll just egg them on.

[Anonymous No.54737851]

>>54737831
SIRS DO NOT REDEEM IT, DO NOT REDEEM THE STOCKS

[Anonymous No.54737856]

I really need my options to pump soon. I gots data feeds to subscribe to so I can make more money.

[Anonymous No.54737857]

>>54737846
By having us give you advice ranging from funny to helpful. Personally I always found it useful to consider what the hiring manager wants - really try to get into their mindset of what problems they're facing, what they're looking for in a hire, then sell yourself based on that.

[Anonymous No.54737859]

>>54737421
>>54737699
>>54737729
Stop this right now! Stop trading, pick up and read the Holy Bible, follow and believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Killing yourself is a terrible idea. And you even say you don't want to disappoint your mom, yet suicide is a bigger disappointment than losing 7k or $10m ever will be. Pick up that phone and call her.

[Anonymous No.54737863]

>>54737850
One could say that this trade left him with egg on his face

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54737874]

>>54737371
>posting goblina girls
Disgusting.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54737879]

>>54737863
RORKER. Where’s the latest video update???

[Anonymous No.54737880]

>>54737856
>sleeps in and misses his options pump in the morning

[Anonymous No.54737881]

>>54737817
Is that the sort of shit boxes americans pay hundreds of thousands to live in? Why don’t you build with masonry like everyone else kek

[Anonymous No.54737886]

>>54737783
>>54737807
Haha my man you gotta do a wikipedia search before you buy. I also read the last 10 years of news listed on the tab with my boomer broker

[Anonymous No.54737894]

>>54737785
But that 7k is something that I planned the next couple of months and even years on. All my plans are absolutely guttered now.
>>54737796
I think I should quit, maybe tomorrow wont end well for me. I dont wanna die, I dont wanna lose my life.
>>54737817
No, I planned to buy them at open tomorrow and ride the momentum, but now I'm reconsidering it. For the first time in my life, I feel genuine terror. If I fuck up tomorrow, it's over. But then again, I need it. Idk what to do.
>>54737859
I'm so scared bro, I dont know what to do. I dont want to do this, but I have to I have to

[Anonymous No.54737895]

>>54737879
The general is dead and so is the channel

[Anonymous No.54737901]

>>54737895
calm before the storm

[Anonymous No.54737903]

>>54737764
seems like you are on the right track but maybe your feeling are very bullish to me breh, are u indicator?

[Anonymous No.54737904]

>>54737859
blessed/based

[Anonymous No.54737911]

>>54737881
Because unlike a lot of countries we haven't completely deforested the land so wood is plentiful and cheap. It would be obnoxiously stupid to build with anything else. Homes are built to specific codes and last a long time, easily longer than most people care to live in one place. Your beef is misplaced. Japan is a better example of a place that builds disposable houses and they do it on purpose. It's cultural. Look into it

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54737915]

>>54737895
>The general is dead
Fake and gay.
Are we manifesting now? is that what’s going on here? Okay, let me give this a shot:
>Nigger Free Europe

[Anonymous No.54737916]

>>54737881
Houses are falling apart after 20 years so you have to keep rebuilding, keeping supply tight. It's the same with 30+% US population not working - they keep consuming, keeping the economy in good shape. It's smart if you think about it. I would even venture to say this state of things is intentional.

[Anonymous No.54737929]

Lower for longer

[Anonymous No.54737931]

>>54737915
Spice posting, and the retard that gambled his student loans on stocks are giving me hope.

[Anonymous No.54737932]

>futures

https://youtu.be/S4cA-9dC6ho

[Anonymous No.54737936]

>>54737911
If timber is so cheap why are they charging 500k for a box of wood

[Anonymous No.54737941]

>>54737936
Labor and land values, dipshit

[Anonymous No.54737944]

>>54737932
better ver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaxNRqNSM9k

[Anonymous No.54737955]

>>54737911
>It's cultural
You can build wooden houses which last centuries which Japanese did and can do. Not building them like that is not cultural.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54737959]

>>54737931
would posting my rock hard cock by a win or a loss for the liveness of /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54737963]

>>54737955
japanese houses literally amortize to $0 by law

[Anonymous No.54737964]

>>54737936
There's a large divide between actual value of the house in parts and labor vs. the sales price of the property. Land is a huge percentage + real estate bubble (still). As for the framing, american style houses don't tend to fail in that regard unless it's in tornado alley or hurricane territory. Shit that does fail: roof shingles, siding, burst pipes in the cold regions.

[Anonymous No.54737967]

And there you guys have it, the reason for why big cap has been pumping hard. Because they get bloody good earnings. They should be near ATH just like stocks in Europe but whatever... anyway, we be pumping nicely today :). It's literally that simple. Just buy the dip in stable companies like Microsoft and enjoy the gains

[Anonymous No.54737970]

>>54737955
Are you retarded? Japanese have a cultural aversion to buying "used" homes hence they constantly tear old ones down and build new ones and they do it as cheaply as possible to keep the practice sustainable. This is not a controversial fact. Educate yourself

[Anonymous No.54737971]

>Be a home depot wagie that bought dividends
>Work on lots, pushing and lifting heavy shit all day
>Required to help out customers and employees with loads
>Certain super cute latina girl with huge plump lips works at registers at same hours I do
>Talks to me more and more lately while we get along
>Catch her staring at me at times when helping people at entrances
>mfw just a pasty average looking white dude

Anons, is this bullish for me to start a relationship or bearish for heartbreak?

[Anonymous No.54737979]

>>54737944
I want the japanese voice actors to do a cover of this song.

[Anonymous No.54737980]

>>54737959
I've seen your penis. Nobody wants to see your twisted cheeto penis.

[Anonymous No.54737981]

>>54737959
live your best life

[Anonymous No.54737991]

>>54737929
Extremely unsettling image, market crabs tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54737999]

>>54737971
Don't overthink. Be social.

[Anonymous No.54738001]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54738022]

>>54737999
I know, but its hard when you're single and some pretty gal with DSLs is in the same workplace as you, ya know?

[Anonymous No.54738031]

My timeline is 5-10 years and I feel cozier than ever… Stacking fintech, banking stocks for the last 8 months or so and have accumulated a ton. Once I’m about 20% above my DCA, I’m going to buy divvie stocks and focus on my company which is currently operating at a loss, something that will inevitably persist for the next year or so. There is way too much degeneracy and rally chasing on these threads. Printers from each super power dictate everything, just chill the fuck out and stack rn guys

[Anonymous No.54738036]

>>54737599
>>54737599
>risking hyperinflation
Disagree, they're tightening monetary supply leading to potentially catastrophic deflation. This hasn't happened since the great depression, and even then it wasn't a government project.
The peak already occurred; remember that we're still on the the cliff edge of one of the biggest bull traps in history. The opportunities were to buy in october when inflation peaked and sell in feb, then buy the dip in march and ride the wave of liquidity from the bailouts into middle of april. There's no top here that anyone can find, just hopium of breaking 4200 and thinking everything will be ok afterwards

[Anonymous No.54738038]

>>54738031
> just chill the fuck out and stack rn guys

[Anonymous No.54738051]

fuck man I knew I should've got boil today, I was looking at the hash tag today and seeing all good news, thought it would pull back for one more day

[Anonymous No.54738059]

>>54737970
Nah nigga they build cheap shit cause they are in prime earthquake zone. Look at where the wealthy lived historically in Japan - stone buildings or wooden buildings which last centuries.

[Anonymous No.54738063]

>>54737880
>sleeps in and misses the fakeout dump in the morning
Happened more often than the other case.

[Anonymous No.54738066]

>>54737466
My life is actually pretty great, I just want a better future for my White children and the government and the economy are blancophobic. I'm not short the market right now but I do want a punishing and cleansing face melting nigger evaporating crash

[Anonymous No.54738075]

>>54738051
premarkets

[Anonymous No.54738081]

I am about to take a magnesium supplement. I'll keep you posted /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54738089]

>>54738031
>Stacking fintech, banking stocks for the last 8 months
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54738111]

>>54738081
i took mine at around 5pm

[Anonymous No.54738121]

Fat women are evil. Thier gluttony has driven the price of pussy into the stratosphere. 70% of women are fat. A woman whose only positive attribute is not fat is therefore a 7+/10 minimum. Basically have to be a rich gigachad to achieve in current year what was a 4-5/10 25 years ago. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.54738126]

>>54737894
Just stop anon. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.54738138]

>>54738126
I think I wont do it, I give up. It's not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.54738187]

Is FRC dead tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54738197]

>>54738187
Soon.

[Anonymous No.54738252]

So are we getting another 0.25% rate increase?

[Anonymous No.54738263]

Guys... how does Youtube do the auto closed captions/subtitle thing? Its freaky

[Anonymous No.54738264]

>>54737826
stop posting and start recording

[Anonymous No.54738269]

>>54737809
you want stable you buy etf xlp
https://www.sectorspdr.com/allsectors

[Anonymous No.54738271]

>>54738252
if core cpi remains sticky at ~5.6% for yet another month then we need at least 3 more 25 bps hikes

[Anonymous No.54738272]

>>54737371
Her face triggers me and I don’t know why

[Anonymous No.54738295]

>>54737971
working hard only to end up entertaining and providing for a slut is the male fate, you have to embrace it or become a monk, nothing in-between or you will get depressed and commit suicide

[Anonymous No.54738303]

>>54738263
Auto captions have been a thing for decades now. Now that ML has gotten more advanced it has just become more accurate in recent years.

[Anonymous No.54738310]

>>54738295
>what is AI gf in the next few years
the problem is already solved chill

[Anonymous No.54738312]

>>54737769
7K you can make back in a year of bonuses in a sales job. It's honestly not the end of the world. Get the nest egg back another way and step back till you've the confidence to invest smartly, and not just work out of fear.

[Anonymous No.54738316]

>>54738252
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54738327]

>>54738312
he is literally a gambling addict he just keeps trading and posting these same stupid stories over and over

could be a long term troll too but just ignore him, no advice will help he has an addiction

[Anonymous No.54738330]

>>54737620
My cousin has a different last name. His mom is my aunt who was married and took another man’s last name upon marriage. Sometimes it just be like that

[Anonymous No.54738335]

I’m getting laid off and now the managers are being total dicks, expecting everything from us whilst moral is at an all time low

[Anonymous No.54738345]

>>54738335
It's like that everywhere. My managers have 100% stopped trying and just ask me to attend every meeting on top of doing all the work and time management. I was hoping to make it to the end of the year at this place but fuck 'em.

[Anonymous No.54738368]

How in hell are clothing companies in Europe pumping out such good numbers? How can normies keep buying even more clothing/shoes? I would expect sales to go down, even if not by much... but come on. Increased sales, increased earnings, increased everything. How is that even possible? What is required for a normo to stop his shopping spree?

[Anonymous No.54738373]

>>54738335
then leave at the worst time

[Anonymous No.54738377]

>>54738335
I left my old job last year because they treated us like shit and took a severance offer. Shouldn’t have to put up with that, my new job starts in a few days.

[Anonymous No.54738376]

>>54738368
I'm buying clothes bobo

[Anonymous No.54738384]

>>54738335
Just stop going then, tell them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.54738385]

>>54738368
Chinamen have COVID savings.

[Anonymous No.54738401]

crash is over

[Anonymous No.54738409]

>>54738335
I feel especially bad for the new kids. Managers are treating them like utter crap because they have limited options. They are expected to put in at least 50h/week but are getting paid for 40h. Of course, all in the name of "getting valuable work experience". Heh, twas pretty funny when one of the manager's cars was found keyed. A bitch move? Maybe, but you can't expect anything else when you treat everyone else like a bitch

[Anonymous No.54738412]

>Futures aren’t real

[Anonymous No.54738414]

>>54738327
>>54738312
Not stories over and over, real events over and over and I never learn. You're right. This time it'll be different, I'm just gonna take this 7k L and move on, Atleast break this cycle

[Anonymous No.54738421]

If I only focus on bearish indicators, I will never buy in, but how do I know that this time all the bearish indicators aren't true?

[Anonymous No.54738425]

>>54738385
Exactly, now's the time to buy Chinese stocks since they just lost a shit ton of value. That's the way up.

[Anonymous No.54738429]

>>54737735
>110 rtx by may 17
Huh. I might throw some money at that and see what happens. .07 right now with a delta of .03 and a theta of .009?

[Anonymous No.54738432]

>>54738421
All data is just confirmation bias anon.

[Anonymous No.54738438]

>>54738421
you dont. the secret to trading is to make a method independent on predicting the next tick, because you just cant predict it anyway, and also to take partial profits regularly
watch all this
>Mark Douglas - How to think like a professional Trader (all parts) | Trading Psychology Seminar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s--sCEcYIGI

[Anonymous No.54738446]

>>54738036
But why would it crash? The indexes are floated on fagman, and their earnings aren't in the shit.

[Anonymous No.54738463]

>>54737611
Imagine fucking Nattie with your 10 inch Hunter cock

[Anonymous No.54738467]

>>54738421
you can be bearish but still swing some calls while you wait for le big one.
just look at fucking MSFT they pumped 10% ah like it's a fucking small cap shitcoin

[Anonymous No.54738473]

>>54738036
inflation will be over after summer 2023, just prepare your capital for summer--September

dont forget the assholes at central banks have a yearly meeting in august where they prepare their policy, that's when things get decided for the next year

[Anonymous No.54738497]

>>54737929
I consider this attractive.

[Anonymous No.54738505]

>>54738497
I consider you a fag

[Anonymous No.54738508]

>>54738121
I get 0 action in this city filled with asiatic male students. But I am a foreigner and can't speak the language, and a manlet. I'm just working here for a few years and I'm leaving.
I get mired alot when going to and inside the gym by females, too bad they all have boyfriends since this city has not that many females.

[Anonymous No.54738525]

>>54738438
Thanks anon. I’ll check it out.
>>54738473
I try to explain this to randoms I talk to who want to get into stocks. I feel like you’re 100% right but I don’t really know how to explain it to them.

[Anonymous No.54738586]

>>54738327
Don't tell me he's the guy who bought FRC at 30

[Anonymous No.54738590]

Baggot, you're a dirty baggie nigger, but I love you. You're the only one that's been here as long as me.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9CG6QL1uM&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54738599]

>>54737392
How?

[Anonymous No.54738655]

>>54738525
>I feel like you’re 100% right but I don’t really know how to explain it to them.
the retail price for food in autumn is being determined right now between the retail chains and the food manufacturers. Last year, the food manufacturers passed the rise of the commodities and energy on the end consumers, but their expenses peaked and now everybody sees the spot prices decreases a lot, so the retail giants want the manufacturers to decrease their prices precisely to decrease the retail price.
To be clear when inflation decreases the end consumer never get the exact price before inflation, it will be a bit higher, but the peak was really last year first semester of 2023.

Now the part of the inflation which is slowly decreasing is the services and housing but they will decrease too.

[Anonymous No.54738665]

>sell DXY at the top yesterday
>it dumps

[Anonymous No.54738696]

Wait, my stocks are red? What is the meaning of this?

[Anonymous No.54738702]

>>54738655
Well put. I have told everybody who will listen not to even look at a house before September. But from what I’m gathering you should wait until q1 2024

[Anonymous No.54738711]

>First satellite phone call from an unmodified phone.
Those bastards finally did it. Thanks smg, for shilling this company when they first launched Bluewalker 3.

[Anonymous No.54738742]

I lost $40 today.

[Anonymous No.54738775]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54738776]

Dollar....

[Anonymous No.54738790]

>>54738776
>>54738665
die!!! so that we may live!

[Anonymous No.54738806]

>>54738775
SHUT UP WHORE

[Anonymous No.54738833]

>>54738272
pathetic

[Anonymous No.54738843]

>>54737548
most informative post in whole /smg/

[Anonymous No.54738852]

wow last earnings said spot was growing and current earnings say spot is growing what
unbelievable

[Anonymous No.54738860]

>>54738776
Woah thats a big nose dive. But what does it mean besides being less valuable?

[Anonymous No.54738868]

>>54738790
OH NONONONO

[Anonymous No.54738871]

>>54738197
>Soon.
wen 1$?

[Anonymous No.54738879]

>>54738860
Bearish dollar can be bullish for stocks in some conditions. Forex jerks around a lot though so it depends how it trends. S&p futures are completely unimpressed at the moment.

[Anonymous No.54738888]

I think tomorrow for the institutional money to fuck you in the neck we peak out until noon. Then the bears target volume during lunch hour, we lose 1.2% and we crab into close around the 409.50 zone. Its a good day for an Iron Condor

[Anonymous No.54738893]

>>54738776
>>54738860
>>54738879
Gold and silver slumping in sympathy

[Anonymous No.54738896]

>>54738590
she's right you know

[Anonymous No.54738903]

You know what would fix things right about now? Biden suggesting we balance the budget by hiking corporate taxes.

[Anonymous No.54738914]

>>54737371
EUROPE HAS FALLEN

[Anonymous No.54738921]

>>54738860
inverse the SPY

[Anonymous No.54738942]

>>54738187
>Is FRC dead tomorrow?
No, it looks like it's going to bleed slowly praying for a care package. The fed is offering them tons of credit and letting them take loans against their mbs and bonds at par, It's not clear to me what their losses will be like in the next quarter.

The plan seems to be: 25% reduction of staff, 100 billion in asset sales (mostly mortgages), a fed pivot starting in 2024, maintaining client relations hoping to get the deposit base to return, converting the 30 billion deposit from Dimon and co. into capital, and stock dilution (of what's left i guess)

If all of that goes right, they'll be okay. Yeah, I don't buy it either....

But that's what they're shooting for.

[Anonymous No.54738953]

>>54738893
Are you looking at them in Euros? Because in dollars they're flat

[Anonymous No.54738956]

>>54738942
Just going through the motions. https://twitter.com/CryptoHayes/status/1651021789190049792

[Anonymous No.54738957]

>>54738888
repeating numbers

[Anonymous No.54739036]

>>54738879
it should be bullish normally

[Anonymous No.54739058]

>MSFT

[Anonymous No.54739085]

Amazing slurping speed (DAX). Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.54739096]

>>54739085
Gotta get back to EU open levels. Cannot drop without US overlords, enough money made, otherwise we'll get a slap on the hand.

[Anonymous No.54739127]

>>54738942
Banks selling off their mortgages should be the scary thing for the FED. Big risk of damaging consumer confidence.

FED should buy vulnerable mortgages at 75% market value in exchange for cheap loans.

[Anonymous No.54739169]

>>54739127
OR, they could just seize it.

[Anonymous No.54739178]

back at open levels. Eu, nothing but an US colony.

[Anonymous No.54739202]

>>54739169
Scares zombie banks that haven't owned up to sell them cheap to vulture funds, or to null mortgages in arrears to reclaim property value. Have to incentivise people seeing their contracts through or it becomes a cluster fuck

[Anonymous No.54739205]

Man that was some dump yesterday right? I closed all my shorts right there at the end before that big old microshart pumparino. Looks like Bobo avoids another scampump day.

[Anonymous No.54739211]

>>54739205
Based

Short vix at 21

[Anonymous No.54739216]

>adding money to investments makes it really hard to track performance

Are there any good tools for tracking performance without it being warped/obfuscated when you put money in. By my workings the amount I put in at a time is going to keep causing spikes that fuck up the graph until I've around £50k invested which'll take 5+ years.

[Anonymous No.54739247]

>>54737454
ho-o-oooohly fuck anon, i'm in tears and cannotstop

[Anonymous No.54739256]

Buying MARA at open

[Anonymous No.54739260]

>back go 4100
...

[Anonymous No.54739267]

This stockmarket is so spastic. I'm not even gonna waste my time anymore looking at it. EU session is a meme anyways. They can't do a meaningful move (except upwards) without the US. NO selling without US permission.

[Anonymous No.54739321]

>>54739260
MY TURN

[Anonymous No.54739327]

>>54737894
Nigga you've talked yourself into niggercorner. I'm le head of the family, and I blew our entire life savings of 16k on longing oil right before the crash last summer. You still got 8k, so that's more than half of your planned funding for whatever dumbfuk direction you've setup for yourself. The market will be there in 6 months, there will always be trades. Get out of this one and focus on the real goal. Money is never the real goal sonnyboi. It's cunny

[Anonymous No.54739333]

DXYbros this can’t be happening

[Anonymous No.54739336]

>>54739333
should have sold the rip yesterday like I did

[Anonymous No.54739350]

>>54739336
It was meant to be our turn

[Anonymous No.54739351]

Dont we usually downside when the Heng Seng is green?

YINN and BABA gapped up

[Anonymous No.54739354]

>>54739333
druckenmiller is shorting the USD

[Anonymous No.54739360]

just put in an order for some 300 MSFT calls

surely they will go thru at open for the price they were at yesterdays close

[Anonymous No.54739392]

>>54739327
How did you manage to come clean to your wife?

[Anonymous No.54739407]

>>54739392
He's le head. And his wife isn't cunny, so doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.54739416]

>>54739202
>Scares zombie banks
So?
Look, suppose FRC gets a realistically good outcome and lives on as a lobotomized mortgage security selling antithetical joke of its former self. What is that business worth?
They're in the hole paying debts with HOPEFULLY conservative revenue generating strategies. They're looking like it's going to be a few years of losses and then bupkis forever after. There's no dividend a near term loss on the horizon and no expectation of long term earnings. What's the upshot here? The fucking price to book value?

[Anonymous No.54739420]

Gold is gonna break out soon ain't it

[Anonymous No.54739423]

>>54739351
I don't touch china until the Micron case is cleared. If Xi decide to ban Micron, you'll be sure to have a nice dump in chink stocks

[Anonymous No.54739442]

>>54739333
Uhh OH STINKIE

[Anonymous No.54739455]

>>54739420
Gold should be $1200 an oz and silver should be $10

[Anonymous No.54739473]

>>54738590
like like like like

stupid roasties

[Anonymous No.54739481]

>>54739420

2,3-2,4 looks managable. But I'm not betting on it. SHould have bought Platinum. But I read it's also pretty industry heavy, which is why I shunned it.

[Anonymous No.54739492]

>>54738590
>big titted retard
God i love her

[Anonymous No.54739541]

>>54737817
Construction quality has really dropped. The frame looks very fragile. They're not even using 4x4's.

[Anonymous No.54739548]

>>54738590
it's amazing how whores have zero vocabulary. They are lucky men have no standard when it comes to vaginas.

[Anonymous No.54739558]

the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54739573]

Pump my fucking bags or I'm taking you all down with me.

>This *is* financial advice.

[Anonymous No.54739574]

>>54737831
>>54738401
>>54739558
How bad are things at shill HQ right now if spamming this same low-effort copy-pasted disinfo is the best you can come up with?

[Anonymous No.54739580]

>>54738590
can someone translate this webm into english for me because i have no fucking clue what this slam pig just said except "like" x1000

[Anonymous No.54739584]

How can anyone look at the fucking yield curve and still be bullish? You would have to be a complete moron.

[Anonymous No.54739590]

I hope you guys slurped yesterday. After such good earnings, the market will never ever go down again. Actually, why aren't stocks at ATH? If earnings are record high, why don't stocks follow suit?

[Anonymous No.54739603]

>>54739584
that's my secret, cap. i'm always bullish.

bear markets are just extended dips. they have always recovered and gone higher, eventually. literally always.

[Anonymous No.54739604]

>>54739574
the crash is over, look at microsoft premarket the biden economy is resilient against stock market crashes

[Anonymous No.54739607]

>>54739584
Or a shill.

[Anonymous No.54739614]

>>54739580
she dislikes communicating before fucking. she doesn't like how hard it is to figure out whether she's getting into a relationship or just getting used for a night.
that process of filtering mates is uncomfortable because she's mentally fucking retarded.
unable to think, unable to speak.

[Anonymous No.54739618]

>>54739604
Very organic, fellow anonymous /smg/ poster.

[Anonymous No.54739622]

>>54737971
Anon if a girl holds eye contact with you then you should smile. If she smiles back then there is like a 90% chance she would suck your dick at some point if you don't autism your spaghetti. It's really that simple.

I'm dating a Venezuelan chick right now and she is pretty based. Hispanics generally are like Asians in that they dislike niggers and like white dudes. It's only logical to take the path of least resistance in 2023 when the average white woman is on Xanax and full of dog and nigger semen at all times.

Anyways just smile and be nice to her/talk to her and ask her on a date relatively quickly after establishing some bants.

[Anonymous No.54739625]

>>54739614
accurate lmao

[Anonymous No.54739643]

Also, by spamming "the crash is over", the shills have now progressed to admitting that we're headed for a stock market crash.

[Anonymous No.54739651]

my indicators are telling me that the crash is over

[Anonymous No.54739657]

>>54738310
>>54738295
Tech-monk virgin here. Highly recommended. We live in weird fucking times and I'm not about to change society any time soon. When the government starts subsidizing white unvaccinated men to start pumping out white christian babies with their government-assigned swedish wife, just know that I'm available. until then at least technology is pretty fucking sweet right now as we wait for AI to wipe us all out.

[Anonymous No.54739662]

>>54739651
wrong indicators, sorry

[Anonymous No.54739664]

>>54739651
What are your indicators? How many bags you own?

[Anonymous No.54739667]

>>54739651
Show us your totally real indicators then. You're not making them up, are you? You were also spamming this all day yesterday during trading hours, even though it kept going down.

[Anonymous No.54739671]

>>54739667
i use macd and rsi

[Anonymous No.54739680]

>>54739671
Show us then, since you're definitely not a bullshitting ESL ukrainian.

[Anonymous No.54739695]

>>54739671
Not using Gator and pretty good oscillator....

[Anonymous No.54739696]

>>54739680
i don't have to show you shit and fuck ruZZia

[Anonymous No.54739705]

>>54739696
You're that same ESL shill that was posting as "putsRNotDaWae" earlier. You're not even trying to hide the blatant shilling anymore with the constant low effort "the crash is over" spamming every 50 posts.

[Anonymous No.54739712]

>>54739614
>>54739580
She doesn't want to be pump and dump. But with these speaking capabilities I don't know what else she's good for. Listening to her speak dumbs you down. Perpetuating cycle.

[Anonymous No.54739717]

>>54739651
you're going to lose a lot of money

[Anonymous No.54739722]

Buy in may and go away

[Anonymous No.54739723]

>>54739671
So you use the most basic TA shit to predict the bear market is over and yet you ignore the yield curve of all things? You know, the shit even the FED is looking at?

[Anonymous No.54739729]

>>54739717
It's a literal ukraine shill. He can't even trade any US stocks.

[Anonymous No.54739743]

>>54739723
sorry, the fed, I know it triggers some of you if I write it in uppercase.

[Anonymous No.54739750]

>>54739651
my TA tells me we are crabbing in a range

[Anonymous No.54739753]

>>54739743
No, it stands for Faggots Eating Dick.

[Anonymous No.54739754]

>>54737421
Again just make sure you’re out before the end of the day today no matter what. There’s too much left that could derail the rally. We’ll be ok if Meta and Amazon have good earnings and FRC survives the week, but for now we just don’t know enough with only Microsoft doing well

[Anonymous No.54739755]

>>54739723
>everyone on /smg/ gambling on options and blowing up their account
>I just keep buying jepi, jnk, tmf, stip, vz and get paid every month while we crab forever until we eventually bull again

I sold my sqqq yesterday... I don't/smg/ to do the same and not gamble on msft and Google saying AI 1000000 times. We are going to crab until fomc atleast I don't know why you guys are so confused by that

[Anonymous No.54739783]

>>54739671
>using basic bitch momentum indicators on the wrong time frame
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.54739802]

>>54739723
These idiots in the form of FED or ECB or whatever have shown on multiple occasions that they are utter morons. 4% inflation will become the new standard, rates are still low, gas will be expensive forever.... whatever. Nobody takes the FED seriously since they have betrayed their own methodology. It's tough taking you guys seriously when the market just keeps rallying despite all the doomer stuff you guys are spouting

[Anonymous No.54739813]

>>54739541
Yup. Imagine paying 300k+ for this.

[Anonymous No.54739818]

Bobotards will ALWAYS lose

[Anonymous No.54739833]

>>54739818
You changed IPs, but we know it's still you.

[Anonymous No.54739837]

>>54739802
I really think the AI meme is enough autism strength to actually execute the soft landing. Earnings were all pretty good for the most part. FRC is irrelevant everyone knows California/San Francisco are fucking retarded and not representative of the country. There just doesn't seem to be much downside here to risk puts when you can just slurp cheap bond etfs yielding 10% and with massive upside growth when rate hikes stop/reverse in the coming years

[Anonymous No.54739840]

SQQQ bwos we ahs heawing

[Anonymous No.54739850]

>>54739833
bears going schizo, how red are your puts?

[Anonymous No.54739869]

>>54739850
Not at all. I'm about to make bank riding FRC down to zero.

[Anonymous No.54739879]

>FRC already down another 10% premarket

Fucking hell, I want to buy calls since we should bounce at open, but this thing has to survive the day. We’re giga fucked if it dies today. I thought Yellen and Powell would at least keep it alive until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54739888]

its over (the crash)

[Anonymous No.54739890]

>>54739603
Except this time it will never go higher and we will crab indefinitely

[Anonymous No.54739903]

Today is day 31 of holding my MM fund. Is my margin finally out of purgatory?

[Anonymous No.54739919]

$ATVI is getting rekt today.

[Anonymous No.54739920]

>>54739879
>buying calls on a dying company
lmao better go all in

[Anonymous No.54739940]

>>54739920
No I was going to buy calls on spy and qqq. They’re fucked regardless of Microsoft’s good earnings if FRC goes down today. I was just hoping for one more pump off Microsoft before we get Meta and Amazon earnings. I’ll go back in if one of them do well like Microsoft

[Anonymous No.54739953]

FUckin hate this market. Always right before it starts sliding I close my shorts, ffs.

[Anonymous No.54739958]

>>54739953
Lmao, wtf was that now? Exactly because of shit lke this I closed my shorts.

[Anonymous No.54739962]

it hasn't even started (the crash)

[Anonymous No.54739969]

>>54739802
the yield curve is not doomer stuff and has never been wrong about recessions. It's also not different this time. That's what permabulls always say and it's always wrong.

>when the market just keeps rallying
The bond market is the market as well.

[Anonymous No.54739978]

>dude just save 240,000 dollars cash and go 40/60 with your parents to buy an empty lot and have illegals build you a house after you get the zoning permits lmao!
It's that easy, you know.

[Anonymous No.54739979]

I regret my purchace of INTC at 32. Not even them is riding off of the AI microsoft hype like other tech and AI stocks are doing.

[Anonymous No.54739981]

>>54739919
Can't wait to slurp this shit at $50

[Anonymous No.54739985]

>>54739969
>It's also not different this time.
Say it with me. No debt ceiling. They aren't even pretending there is anymore.

[Anonymous No.54740001]

>>54738421
if you focus on bearish indicator then you can short it

[Anonymous No.54740002]

>>54739869
5 bucks was predicted last month by some financial guys so you may want to at least watch for resistance there

[Anonymous No.54740013]

>>54739573
Based blackmailing bankers.

[Anonymous No.54740026]

>>54739981
Yeah, the one thing I would actually slurp. I have no doubt that the acquisition will go through, will just take a long time.

[Anonymous No.54740032]

>>54739420
Is this taylor? Kind of looks like a tranny here

[Anonymous No.54740034]

this bear market is just boring

[Anonymous No.54740051]

>>54739903
Sorry, our brokerage had a special partnership to offer margin funds via First Republic Bank. Your MM fund is now also worth 25 cents on the dollar.

[Anonymous No.54740057]

>>54740034
There are interesting pockets. For example, GOOG's now bled out to negative in premarket.

[Anonymous No.54740065]

so AH movement from yesterday were all bullshit?

[Anonymous No.54740072]

>>54740026
oh I don't care about the merger. I'm more interested in when the appeal fails.

[Anonymous No.54740074]

>>54740065
after hours is where jews get to make and take profit, market hours are for dumb goys to get dumped on

[Anonymous No.54740096]

>>54740051
>Your MM fund is now also worth 25 cents on the dollar.
It's still earning 4.6% right? I'm not ruined!

[Anonymous No.54740098]

>>54740057
I don't understand this market and it looks like neither does the yuro markets

[Anonymous No.54740110]

another good day to wake up and hate women to.

[Anonymous No.54740134]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMP

[Anonymous No.54740141]

FRC prepping the dilution machine now that its down 96%

[Anonymous No.54740143]

>>54740134
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.54740160]

That's IT! I'm OFFICIALLY FOMOING into First Democratic Bank! Green Bugatti, here i come.

[Anonymous No.54740165]

>>54740143
Not so fast

[Anonymous No.54740169]

QUIT DUMPING OIL! IS THIS MARKET REALLY GOING TO STAND THERE AND TELL ME WOMEN CAN AFFORD IPHONES BUT NOT A FULL TANK OF GAS?

[Anonymous No.54740188]

What is it today with these bulltraps? Later we will pump again only to drop afterwards.

[Anonymous No.54740190]

>>54740169
Sorry, bucko, everyone switched to EVs.

[Anonymous No.54740202]

>>54740169
Buy oil at 70
Sell oil at 80

It's that simple

[Anonymous No.54740203]

>>54740169
Maybe Prince Salman should mention AI 20 times the next OPEC conference

[Anonymous No.54740222]

>>54740169
lmao, oil price is not effected by people driving cars or going for a walk instead. OPEC will pump your shit sooner then later, because it's their shit as well.

They also don't want the US to refill too cheap, because they are still pissed at Biden for emptying it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.54740245]

>>54695691
>>54695691
Next

[Anonymous No.54740251]

>>54740203
That would make oil cheaper.

[Anonymous No.54740259]

>>54740160
Why not an etf like KRE
You get exposure to all of the regional banks

[Anonymous No.54740268]

>>54740259
What are the chances it pumps 100% for no reason?

[Anonymous No.54740279]

So much for MSFT good news...

[Anonymous No.54740280]

>>54740268
>no reason
Slim
>gaining 2x because the banking crisis will come to an end eventually
Very likely

[Anonymous No.54740283]

>>54738271
why not just one 75 bps hike?

[Anonymous No.54740286]

>>54737466
Misery wants company. Total nigger death or total market collapse. You get to choose

[Anonymous No.54740305]

Will today be red or green?

[Anonymous No.54740314]

>>54739978
literally every housing news article in Australia is like this
>I'm 19 and own my first home on a 40k job
>first line reads "my parents bought the house for me"

[Anonymous No.54740330]

>>54740314
Dude just have rich parents lmao

[Anonymous No.54740340]

>BA fucks up earnings
>pumps
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.54740362]

>>54740314
>>54739978
>with my parents
Yeah, cause you can't do it yourself nowadays if you don't have a high paying job like lawyer or medical doctor or something alike.

My father who couldn't speak german was invited to germany from greece and worked in at large chemical industry, but simple manual labor. I'm always amazed about how much money he could save with that. His education? 6 years of school (primary). Built a house in greece, could have bought another in germany if he had done in the 80's-90's but there was always the uncertainty of returning back.

Something like this isn't possible anymore. Same conditions nowadays: You work as a slave for 400 euros and can't do shit with that.

[Anonymous No.54740365]

>>54740279
cockblocked by the UK lmao
they will release another statement with AI 10 times in it and they'll recover

[Anonymous No.54740389]

>>54740305
Yellow.

[Anonymous No.54740390]

>>54740362
I should add:
Corporations won. Living wage jobs are decreasing. Jobs are being outsourced or chopped into pieces so that you have many low paying jobs. On top you flood the countries with uneducated people from Africa and Asia and you decrease the wage pressure.

[Anonymous No.54740397]

Fuckers. I'll bake

[Anonymous No.54740403]

>>54740390
>>Corporations won.
since the revolutions in britain. One generation after the french revolution, the proletariat saw how fake the democracy was.

[Anonymous No.54740429]

NEXT
>>54740421
NEXT
>>54740421
NEXT
>>54740421

[Anonymous No.54740448]

>>54737392
I already did

[Anonymous No.54740525]

>>54738001
>Changsha (Hunan province capital) a beautiful woman and her black boyfriend
Based China taking the blacked pill to solve their population problem.

[Anonymous No.54740597]

>>54738590
So many retarded boomers heard he say "talking" and thought it literally meant talking.
For anyone that doesn't know, "talking" is a euphemism for the early stages of dating when you're fucking but not officially boyfriend and girlfriend.