/SMG/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54730999]

Previous: >>54729595

[Anonymous No.54731016]

AAAAAAAAAAA WTF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP

[Anonymous No.54731022]

It's finally happening.

[Anonymous No.54731024]

[Anonymous No.54731026]

WE DID IT BIDENBROS

[Anonymous No.54731028]

should I just get my IRA contribution out of the way now? Feels weird not being able to touch the money for 40 years

[Anonymous No.54731029]

[Anonymous No.54731031]

>mfw links got margin called away
>mfw my face got called away

[Anonymous No.54731033]

Fuck you mumu

[Anonymous No.54731035]

What a poorly made thread

[Anonymous No.54731041]

>>54731029
already recovering

[Anonymous No.54731042]

No regrets

[Anonymous No.54731043]

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.54731044]

ya winning son?

[Anonymous No.54731045]

Anyway, so how about them gaps from the end of last month on the S&P?

[Anonymous No.54731046]

I should have named it
tha
making this really quick
because no one else was
then going
to
take
a
shit
edition

[Anonymous No.54731047]

Why is AMZN tanking so hard today bros? Earnings report got leaked or something?

[Anonymous No.54731051]

>>54731029
fuck me

[Anonymous No.54731053]

>>54731035
>>>/r/eddit for links, tranny

[Anonymous No.54731052]

Looks like some of you could use an easy win. Buy MONI

[Anonymous No.54731055]

all in gold (GLD) :3

[Anonymous No.54731058]

>>54731022
OPERATION
WAKANDA

[Anonymous No.54731065]

Starting to become bullish given all the doom.

[Anonymous No.54731066]

>>54731047
Their business model can't survive without free Fed money.

[Anonymous No.54731069]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE EXCESS DEATH OF THE WORKING POPULATION?!?!!?

This market is FUCKED!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE2RH89r3YM

>https://rumble.com/v1znzrq-40-increase-in-excess-mortality-senator-johnsons-covid-19-vaccine-roundtabl.html

We haven't even started to collapse.

[Anonymous No.54731072]

>a few red days after months of green and retards are already doom postin g

[Anonymous No.54731076]

>>54731069
Meds

[Anonymous No.54731077]

>>54731052
Penny jesus, is that you?

[Anonymous No.54731081]

>>54731028
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rule72t.asp

[Anonymous No.54731080]

>>54731058
All in NASDAQ futures long. lets goooooo

[Anonymous No.54731082]

I'm shorting food stocks

https://www.tiktok.com/@wffnews/video/7223852085601701163?_r=1&_t=8bnLRJfYU5W

[Anonymous No.54731083]

25bps rate hike odds are going down. Will the odds go lower?

[Anonymous No.54731087]

>>54731031
7.5/10

i laffed

[Anonymous No.54731088]

>>54731072
>banks going down 50% in a day is normal

[Anonymous No.54731097]

>>54731072
The last month has been solid yellow

[Anonymous No.54731100]

GCTK load the boat!

[Anonymous No.54731103]

>>54731069
Kek vaxxies

[Anonymous No.54731101]

>>54731055
buy PHYS

[Anonymous No.54731104]

Reminder this is *without* DXY piercing above 102.

[Anonymous No.54731109]

Wen moon?

[Anonymous No.54731110]

>>54731077
Yes and checked

[Anonymous No.54731112]

>>54731076
that's your argument?

>Full willful ignorance
Full willful ignorance

[Anonymous No.54731116]

>>54731069
Oh the smart people that didn't take the jabs and boosters have been screaming about them for a long time. But its too late, the labrats didn't care to listen, so I stopped caring to warn them. Give it time, long term effects will kill them all by 2024/2025.

[Anonymous No.54731117]

>>54731072
>months of green

[Anonymous No.54731122]

Inb4 it closes flat.

[Anonymous No.54731123]

>>54730999

[Anonymous No.54731124]

bobo niggers are you selling the bottom. kek

[Anonymous No.54731126]

>>54731051
I'm sorry retardbro bit you should have just sold at 16...

[Anonymous No.54731132]

/OJ

[Anonymous No.54731134]

>>54731112
Meds

[Anonymous No.54731137]

>>54731123

[Anonymous No.54731138]

and just like that the recession began...

[Anonymous No.54731139]

>>54731110
You made me a shit ton with DGTW and a few others (I forget the other crown jewels)
What's the latest with MONI? That broad still running things?

[Anonymous No.54731141]

What happens to SOXL at open tomorrow bros...

[Anonymous No.54731145]

>>54731132
/POOP

[Anonymous No.54731148]

>>54731124
post longs with timestamp

[Anonymous No.54731149]

>>54731066
I will laugh if AMZN has to shut down some of their subsidiaries like Twitch to save more money since the layoffs are not working out as well kek.

[Anonymous No.54731154]

MSFT earnings save market?

[Anonymous No.54731159]

>>54731083
How many bepis til the market capitulates?

[Anonymous No.54731162]

>>54731141
How does, 17.81 sound ?

[Anonymous No.54731164]

>>54731134

>Talking about the clot shit
>tells someone to take more pharma meds

The Irony is not lost.

[Anonymous No.54731167]

SPX 350 EOJULY

[Anonymous No.54731171]

>>54731132
What the FUCK is going on with sugar?

[Anonymous No.54731172]

>>54731154
Amazon's earnings are gonna undo anything Microsoft accomplishes

[Anonymous No.54731178]

Wish me luck tonight bros

[Anonymous No.54731180]

>>54731083
How ironic. It will be 25 bps though.

[Anonymous No.54731181]

[Anonymous No.54731183]

>>54731148

[Anonymous No.54731190]

>>54731088
>falling kinfe stock that already shat the bed 3 weeks ago keeps falling
>retards act as if it's some sort of doomsday trumpet
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54731193]

Anything I should pick up now that the market is tanking? I'm not invested in any stocks right now so I didn't get hurt.

[Anonymous No.54731195]

>Yesterday /smg/ was full of spice posters
>today it's full of schizos

[Anonymous No.54731198]

>>54731193
TSLS

[Anonymous No.54731199]

[Anonymous No.54731200]

>>54731178
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.54731203]

my girlfriend is gonna break up with me when she finds out about these losses

[Anonymous No.54731207]

HE BOUGHT HAHAHAHA
IMAGINE LITERALLY, FIGURATIVELY AND INDISPUTABLY THINKING IT WAS A NEW BULL MARKET LOL AND LMAO TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.54731209]

>>54730999
Do I yolo on some cheap FRC $9 calls and see what happens boys

[Anonymous No.54731210]

NIGGER

[Anonymous No.54731212]

One more hour of excitement.

[Anonymous No.54731215]

>>54731203
you'll still have your internet frens on 4chan

[Anonymous No.54731220]

Thinking SQQQ might be the play buckos

[Anonymous No.54731223]

>>54731171
Cheap calories... people stocking up for the 70% of paycheck needed for food stuffs coming.

[Anonymous No.54731224]

>>54731210
*UONE

[Anonymous No.54731226]

>>54731198
What's wrong with Tesla?

[Anonymous No.54731233]

I'm just glad we're not crabbing anymore.

[Anonymous No.54731246]

>>54731220
at under 40! You are fucking right it is son.

[Anonymous No.54731252]

uh, VIX1D bros...

[Anonymous No.54731257]

>>54731246
I'll wait for MSFT earnings first though because you never know

[Anonymous No.54731267]

>>54731252

[Anonymous No.54731270]

>>54731045
I am aware of the gaps.

[Anonymous No.54731271]

>>54731183
I said post longs with timestamp.

[Anonymous No.54731273]

>>54731257
DID SOME ONE SAY AI!?!?!
>AI?!
AI?!
>AI?!
AI?!
>AI?!
AI?!
>AI?!
AI?!

[Anonymous No.54731277]

>>54731139
I told everyone to sell dgtw and put it into MONI before it went 50X.

>What's the latest with MONI?
The guy that owns and 10% of the preferred shares of MONI had a stroke about a year ago. He is selling MONI and his controll block to an air charter company out of California that has been in business for 18 years. It's gonna fuggen run hard again. Get some before it does.

>That broad still running things?
what board? Ihub? No, that place is about as bad as here now.

[Anonymous No.54731288]

the only thing green in my portfolio is UFAB lmao

[Anonymous No.54731292]

>>54731072
local snib range broke along with a complimentary vix spike. that's why.

[Anonymous No.54731293]

>>54731277
>The guy that owns and 10%
100%

[Anonymous No.54731304]

Next leg down on FRC lol.

[Anonymous No.54731303]

All these big tech layoffs have me worried. Buying the dip feels like such a gamble.

[Anonymous No.54731306]

>>54731195
Celery and fucking onion powder are not "spice" dumb apefrcian nigger.

[Anonymous No.54731308]

my amazon play failed. stoploss triggered.

back to mostly cash. atleast the loss was small

[Anonymous No.54731309]

>red vomit market
>retail piles into SQQQ thinking it's happening
>tech reports good earnings
>+3% tommorrow

[Anonymous No.54731317]

is it time to slrup

[Anonymous No.54731320]

I got three letters for you: DRV

[Anonymous No.54731321]

Why is Carvana getting heemed? Aren't used car prices still pretty high

[Anonymous No.54731331]

>>54731303
It doesn’t feel like there’s much more downside than upside right now. This is why I sold my tech stocks during the past few weeks. Probably means we’ll go up though.

[Anonymous No.54731334]

>>54731083
>-1.5% down day
>WE DEMAND NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES NOW OR EVERYTHING WILL COLLAPSE

[Anonymous No.54731336]

>>54730999
I got some money lined up to invest. When is the big crash hitting?

[Anonymous No.54731338]

>>54730999
It's been pre-bunked. Stop fear posting chud.

[Anonymous No.54731341]

>>54731321
I've got a used car to sell you.

[Anonymous No.54731343]

>>54731321
I dunno, did Cathie Wood just buy some shares?

[Anonymous No.54731348]

>>54731331
*it does feel

[Anonymous No.54731350]

Ladies and gentleman you are experiencing The Joe Biden Economy. You are being swept up in a Joenado. Soon, you will get to experience the joys of a Joe Biden Society as well. And it's everything.

[Anonymous No.54731352]

>>54731321
becase Carvana is a dogshit company that failed to make money during a massive financial bubble

[Anonymous No.54731353]

>>54731306
I understood why yuropoors got so upset over garlic and onion powder. A clove of garlic and a raw onion is the average meal for a yuropoor and it costs basically a weeks pay for them. So I can understand that turning it into a convenient powder would upset them.

[Anonymous No.54731354]

>>54731336
literally two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54731361]

>>54731352
That's true

[Anonymous No.54731362]

line goes down

[Anonymous No.54731365]

Bobros ..... they tried to BURRY US

[Anonymous No.54731366]

>>54731338
Here's how 2 consecutive quarters of negative GDP can actually be...a good thing.

[Anonymous No.54731368]

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.54731372]

I wish I shorted all the SPACs during the 2021 boom. Are there any SPACs that are still worthwhile to short?

[Anonymous No.54731376]

>>54731178

[Anonymous No.54731377]

The best part of entering a recession is seeing all the retards in denial at their decimated portfolios.

[Anonymous No.54731379]

is frc a slurper I can't tell

[Anonymous No.54731380]

>>54731365
>BURRY

[Anonymous No.54731381]

>Facebook running low on hopium

[Anonymous No.54731382]

>>54731350
And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted for Hitler.

[Anonymous No.54731388]

Thanks white people!

[Anonymous No.54731391]

>>54731338
>if we just ignore it maybe it will go away

[Anonymous No.54731393]

>>54731195
It's just me

[Anonymous No.54731392]

>>54731372
ASTR and SPCE both have fair values of $0.

[Anonymous No.54731396]

>>54731377
Decimation is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.54731398]

Is Twitter down? I tried to get into the site and its not connected? I wanted to read more financial shit.

[Anonymous No.54731403]

Bond bulls eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.54731406]

How many hours until earnings?

[Anonymous No.54731409]

>>54731376
da dabba da duppa da dup

[Anonymous No.54731410]

Took a two month break from /smg/, when VIX is crashing the market is boring as fuck. My port literally moved 0.15% in the last 3 months.

The fuck did you all talk about these past few weeks? How's the SKYT fag doing? Did he rope?

[Anonymous No.54731413]

>>54731392
I'm thinking SPACs that are still active and searching, on the premise that they decide to merge with a dogshit company and the price tanks from $10.0 to $3.0 or close to that.

[Anonymous No.54731414]

>>54731377
i bought today
thinking about selling a put

[Anonymous No.54731419]

>>54731393
I mean, it's a sign that /smg/ is healing at the very least.

[Anonymous No.54731420]

I sold my sqqq when it hit 15 yesterday.

[Anonymous No.54731429]

>>54731410
>The fuck did you all talk about these past few weeks?
crabs

[Anonymous No.54731430]

>>54731410
It's been a ghost town. I developed a new trading strat but I'm still working the quirks out. I'll do a big post when it's working consistently.

[Anonymous No.54731433]

>>54731403
saw a ffcb10yr 6.08% on the secondary today. Slurped a few at par, it's already at 100.1

[Anonymous No.54731437]

>>54731338
MSFT is pre-bunking its earnings.

[Anonymous No.54731439]

>>54731410
Nothing, everybody just left.

[Anonymous No.54731440]

>>54731321
I'm looking for a used car myself
It's unferior to Craigslist, it's not even close

[Anonymous No.54731442]

>>54731410
>0.15%
THIS FAGGOT
DON'T
FUCK

WITH
BOIL/KOLD

[Anonymous No.54731450]

>>54731321
Yes but carvana paid even higher for their stock and overpaid for adesa purchase. It was also ran initially by a unironic grifter CEO. Why do you think carvana is anything but a footgun?

[Anonymous No.54731455]

>>54731167
Maybe somewhen later this decade.

[Anonymous No.54731454]

>>54731440
*inferior
Tf is unferior, l sound like dubya

[Anonymous No.54731460]

>>54731439
There’s also some fucker banning anons for lust-provoking image posting. I just want to know if a bepis hike happens will it drop the market or is bad news still good news?

[Anonymous No.54731467]

Maybe I was wrong to bet the folio on zero revenue growth stocks

[Anonymous No.54731472]

>>54731271
Holy cope

[Anonymous No.54731481]

>>54731460
Understand that the janitors almost exclusively transgender, so posting beautiful women can be triggering for them. So stop posting cis women or face the consequences.

[Anonymous No.54731486]

Buying SOXS at close retarded or based?

[Anonymous No.54731494]

>mfw msm keeps talking about emerging markets being the best bet in 2023
>mfw I got $120,000 riding on ETFs focusing on Ching Chong and Poo Pajeet Rakesh markets
>mfw they're 11% behind the Shit and Piss 500
>Obligatory mfw I have no face

Morale? Never listen to msm, never bet against the US of A

[Anonymous No.54731497]

>>54731486
based idea. retarded entry. wait for the pullback anon.

[Anonymous No.54731507]

>>54731321
>negative yearly income is more than its entire market cap
Anon....

[Anonymous No.54731508]

>>54731430
>>54731439
Guess others had the same idea to take a break from the crab. Looks like debt ceiling shit is going to bring some entertainment soon though.

>>54731442
>smg was so bored they started fucking with the widowmaker
Never trade because you're bored anon. Just walk away.

[Anonymous No.54731509]

>>54730999
Are wash trades illegal?

[Anonymous No.54731513]

bobos getting really cocky today

hmmm

[Anonymous No.54731518]

>>54731509
No, but they just say fuck you and adjust your average.

[Anonymous No.54731520]

>>54731494
Did you forget the UK is an emerging market now

[Anonymous No.54731522]

>tfw you buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.54731523]

>>54731518
Oh, does that mean one should never wash trade?

[Anonymous No.54731527]

>>54731513
Better slurp that FRC dip bro.

[Anonymous No.54731529]

>>54731410
Low volatility smg is boring as fuck, it's just bobos and mumus having the same catfight day after day after day. But it's great on days like this

[Anonymous No.54731540]

I wish VIX1D was on robinhood. Id have nearly doubled my money. What brokers have it?

[Anonymous No.54731544]

>>54731513
yeah this isn't exactly a breaker popper. not sure what all the hubbub is about.

[Anonymous No.54731546]

>>54731508
We are simply trailing Europe in terms of collapse. We are in the denial of a financial collapse phase, but we will soon enter the "ok we were wrong but just accept it" phase very soon.

[Anonymous No.54731547]

>>54731522
I thought lefties said that kids don't go through these kinds of procedures. They weren't lying were they?

[Anonymous No.54731553]

>b-b-but the SOXL_shill said 200dma was a solid strateg-ACK!

[Anonymous No.54731565]

>>54731410
my port is flat for like two years now, it's gone up and down but i'm basically even from 2021.

[Anonymous No.54731570]

I'll be frank with you lads, I'm thinking about buying some Enphase Energy before markets close. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.54731575]

at least I tried

[Anonymous No.54731576]

>>54731553
safe & effective

[Anonymous No.54731578]

>>54731520
>Double digit inflation
>Brown prime minister
>No notable industries
You know...

[Anonymous No.54731584]

>every single bear coming out of the woodwork
>/pol/ tourists showing up with 2 more weeks spam
>ccp/kgb shills showing up with dollar collapse fud
>they were here in march during the bank scare
>they all left after we reversed
>they are back

[Anonymous No.54731591]

>>54731508
I'm far from bored
it's the closest I come
to knowing how to trade
anything else
might as well
be
lotto
scratchers
to
me

[Anonymous No.54731595]

>>54731546
I'm going to need the collapse in Euopiean equities to happen faster so I can buy BTI at generational prices.

[Anonymous No.54731597]

>>54731520
>>54731578
I'm going to be living in London for a few months starting next month, anything I can profit from? I'm there for work but I mostly just wine and dine people for a living and don't actually do anything all day, so I have plenty of time for finding other things to do

[Anonymous No.54731600]

I want to tie that Put are not da wae tranny to a whipping post and scream into a bullhorn in that faggots face for hours on end,
>KILL YOURSELF BULL TRANNY

Over and over and over and over

[Anonymous No.54731602]

>EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 67 MLN BUY-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.54731605]

>>54731570
Threadly reminder that all beaner women blow up like balloons before they even hit 30.

[Anonymous No.54731604]

>>54731584
>>/pol/ tourists showing up with 2 more weeks spam
why today though? it's not even that bad of a day.

[Anonymous No.54731610]

>>54731553
>2023 this is normal
Why is the market crashing?

>>54731069

Wake up- this shit is about to get much worse.

[Anonymous No.54731614]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE POWER HOUR?

WHERE IS IT?

[Anonymous No.54731616]

>>54731584
>>/pol/ tourists
>>ccp/kgb shills
Remember faggot, YOU are the one who installed Biden, and YOU are responsible for causing a second great depression. This is YOUR FAULT.

[Anonymous No.54731622]

>>54731605
I recommend doing like the rest of us and fucking them beforehand, anon.
you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.54731633]

>>54731523
I mean, you can, but there really isn't a point to. I'm a sperg and hate seeing that W in my account though lol.

[Anonymous No.54731634]

>>54731584
>>they all left after we reversed
>>they are back
Maybe because it didn't reverse... it just gap filled, and as you said:

>>they are back
The crash never stopped.

[Anonymous No.54731640]

>>54731320
DRVs you to bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.54731644]

Tech chads. We're healing

[Anonymous No.54731648]

>>54731605
>blow up like balloons before they even hit 30.

[Anonymous No.54731656]

>>54731633
Yeah it bugs me too.
Since the cost basis went up does that mean even if I sell the newly bought stock at a higher price than what was bought I will still lose money since my cost basis is higher?

[Anonymous No.54731657]

>Super Micro Computer inc
Is this a real company?

>Supermicrocomputer

[Anonymous No.54731662]

>>54731648
why do women hit the wall so hard?

[Anonymous No.54731664]

>>54731522
What exactly are we looking at?

[Anonymous No.54731669]

>>54731605
All women, it's their best feature

[Anonymous No.54731671]

I just got off the phone with Snopes and they told me the bottom is in. Stop selling you chuds.

[Anonymous No.54731675]

>>54731657
hallo sirs plz buy supermicrocomputer dank u

[Anonymous No.54731682]

>>54731540
Not mine

[Anonymous No.54731684]

>>54731664
Neovagina made of someone's own colon because prepubescent hrt causes the dick to not develop enough for it to be usable for the surgery. Then ensuing neucrotizing tissues due to mutant e. coli originating from the colon.

[Anonymous No.54731685]

200+ points instantly when Microsoft and Jewgoogle post massive gains

[Anonymous No.54731693]

>>54731657
>>54731675
man that's a name from the past. those used to be pretty popular in like 2000.

[Anonymous No.54731694]

>>54731684
Please tell us that you're making this up.

[Anonymous No.54731697]

>>54731685
My body is ready

[Anonymous No.54731698]

>>54731669
It's a feature alright, but not a good one.

[Anonymous No.54731700]

>>54731694
No, it's all true. I saw it in some twitter screencap thread's OP.

[Anonymous No.54731711]

>>54731616

Fed is doing that at behest of US Banks to 'save the dollar', McCarthy is in place to make sure no (or very few) stimmies go out this time.

This is currency war and US is about to fire a big salvo at BRICS. Biden admin will be a casualty.

[Anonymous No.54731713]

Is this really about banking fears again? Or do people know tech earnings are going to be shit? I'm guessing it's the latter, because crypto and bonds are up, which makes sense in anticipation of stock market drop, but not a general liquidity crunch.

[Anonymous No.54731718]

SINK RATE

SINK RATE

WOOP WOOP

SINK RATE

[Anonymous No.54731732]

>>54731711
>McCarthy is in place to make sure no (or very few) stimmies go out this time.
As kino as getting free money was it made no fucking no sense in hindsight

[Anonymous No.54731733]

>>54731698
I feel blessed to live in this golden age between scarcity and ubiquitous weight loss drugs. Is the osempic company public, btw? They're definitely going to be massively wealthy

[Anonymous No.54731735]

>>54731711
Biden is going to win a very easy 2024 election. You can tell they are already putting the pieces in place to cheat again.
>no debates

[Anonymous No.54731734]

>>54731713
whole crypto market cap is like 1/3 of AAPL alone your digital shit doesn't fucking matter retard

[Anonymous No.54731737]

>>54731604
>-2%
it's the first big day we've had in a long time, and its the first of many.

[Anonymous No.54731739]

>>54731698
You would think they would be incentivized to stay skinny just to keep getting free drinks at bars and shit, but apparently there are enough retards that like the chubby phenotype that they can still get those privileges when they fatten up.

[Anonymous No.54731749]

>>54731739
Hoeflation means they get free alcohol at bars even if they're as fat as a hippo.

[Anonymous No.54731751]

FRC is tanking again

[Anonymous No.54731759]

>>54731693
never heard of it. the only think i remember from 00s was dell or gateway or emachines or compaq

[Anonymous No.54731762]

WOOP WOOP

WOOP WOOP

PULL UP

WOOP WOOP

WOOP WOOP

PULL UP

[Anonymous No.54731764]

>>54731751
Sugoi, can't believe it's gonna hit 5 dollars

[Anonymous No.54731772]

>>54731764
>>54731751
Should i do it

[Anonymous No.54731775]

>SOXS above 22

[Anonymous No.54731778]

>>54731656
Yeah, basically operate thinking you can't touch something you sold at a loss for 30 days unless you want to eat that original loss.

[Anonymous No.54731779]

>>54731772
Yes. I just bought at $8

[Anonymous No.54731785]

>>54731772
Buy puts? Yeah you were supposed to do that yesterday though

[Anonymous No.54731788]

>>54731739
Men have absolutely no standards anymore so it doesn't matter what women look like. Zoomers allowed this to happen and they only have themselves to blame.

[Anonymous No.54731793]

MINUS
ONE
FITTY
HAS
BEEN
BREACHED

[Anonymous No.54731796]

>>54731778
Darn.
Least this lesson only cost me $100.

[Anonymous No.54731801]

>>54731751
>end their meeting yesterday with no Q&A after being given loans by the FED and not a bail out

Why is FRC crashing smg?!?!?

[Anonymous No.54731800]

>>54731662
Idk anon, but those who don't look sooo much better in their 30s than in their 20s.

[Anonymous No.54731809]

>>54731779
Enjoy getting delisted. :^)

[Anonymous No.54731810]

>>54731455
I said end of july,It will happen

[Anonymous No.54731813]

>>54731735

If he gets the nod. President Blinken has lost the confidence of a large chunk of the US establishment. They think Ukraine is not going well and the sanctions have been a strategic fuckup which has put the dollar in question, so he's being blamed.

It's not really his fault, Ukraine proxy war was a stupid gambit by USA, but I expect musical chairs as new faces are dropped in to try to execute the same stupid plans with even more conviction.

[Anonymous No.54731817]

>>54731734
I don't have, never have had, and never will have crypto. It's still useful barometer for risk appetite.

[Anonymous No.54731823]

>>54731809
Never gonna happen

[Anonymous No.54731825]

>>54731817
no it's not because it's too small

[Anonymous No.54731836]

>>54731664
the trans catch 22.
>grow big dick that can be inverted, realize you're a man in the process.
>take puberty blockers early, get colon fake pussy, defeating the point of a fake pussy.

[Anonymous No.54731839]

>>54731788
>Zoomers allowed this to happen
Not by choice. Zoomer males are so fucking screwed because of dating apps. Women now have a buffet of the hottest men in a 10 mile radius to choose from, at all times.

[Anonymous No.54731842]

do i buy more vix calls?

[Anonymous No.54731843]

WOOP WOOP

JUGGALOS

WOOP WOOP

JUGGALOS

[Anonymous No.54731846]

Looks like MSFT data was leaked... IDK if AI will be bale to help them tonight.

[Anonymous No.54731848]

>>54731823
Your money will be gone by Friday lmfao.

[Anonymous No.54731855]

How long go down?

[Anonymous No.54731858]

>>54731800
oh i agree. some women you see that don't eat like shit are like late 30s and you're like damn she good lookin

[Anonymous No.54731863]

>>54731640

[Anonymous No.54731865]

>>54731813
If your claim is seriously that Biden's reelection hinges on Ukraine, I will be disappointed when he inevitably gets another four years

[Anonymous No.54731869]

>>54731855
5 years of crashing, followed by 10 years of crab.

[Anonymous No.54731872]

>aapl closing at the lows

[Anonymous No.54731880]

>>54731839
Well then they have to sacrifice themselves to correct the problem. Once the roasties are dried up and ready to settle down, zoomers cannot cave and marry them. They must embrace wizardry for the good of mankind

[Anonymous No.54731883]

>>54731865
frankly, assuming it's not rigged, as long as the GOP just puts up someone lukewarm, they will smash easily. Nobody is having this old fucking skeleton in office when the only reason he got elected is because he wasn't Trump.

I can't stand another four years of this fucking fuck after the covid fiasco. Get him the fuck out

[Anonymous No.54731885]

>>54731846
I'm taking big deep gulps of copium right now and pretending they're just shaking out the weak hands before earnings

[Anonymous No.54731886]

>>54731869
But that's literally my fetish.

[Anonymous No.54731887]

>>54731817
It’s a barometer for neomania

[Anonymous No.54731888]

>>54731813
>DNC refuses to have debates

It doesn't matter what happened last 4 years... The republic is gone.

[Anonymous No.54731890]

>>54731846
Is that seal OK?

[Anonymous No.54731893]

SHOULD I BUY BEFORE CLOSE

[Anonymous No.54731897]

>>54731848
Id be so heartbroken if my $800 dollars evaporated. How will i afford my ramen noodles now?
Anyway, worst that could happen is reverse split. Never bet against banks.

[Anonymous No.54731898]

>>54731888
You don't have debates if your nominee is the incumbent retard

[Anonymous No.54731908]

>>54731855
5ever (that's more than 4ever)

[Anonymous No.54731909]

>>54731893
WHY
NOT
JUST
DO
IT
IN
THA
AFTER HOURS

[Anonymous No.54731911]

Feels good holding tlt

[Anonymous No.54731914]

>>54731893
MSFT yes

[Anonymous No.54731913]

>>54731897
>newline after every sentence
Checks out. Nobody is actually this retarded after a bunch of banks just failed.

[Anonymous No.54731926]

>>54731810
You forgot to mention which year.

[Anonymous No.54731933]

>>54731846
MSFT and GOOGL will send us straight to hell if they miss earnings. Having big tech miss earnings plus a regional bank crisis will kill us. And oh yeah:

>BoJ shenanigans on Friday
>FOMC next week
>AAPL earnings the day after

Got help us it FRC fails this week. It’s going to be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.54731934]

>>54731893
The selling didn't slow down at all. It's liable to gap down tomorrow quite frankly. 406 on SPY seems to be some "cute" level which means it's going to absolutely obliterate that the same way it did 408 today which was also a "cute" level.

[Anonymous No.54731936]

We're fucked aren't we

[Anonymous No.54731938]

>>54731897
>worst that could happen is reverse split. Never bet against banks.

Anon... it wasn't even 2 months ago SVB failed. Do you understand how this works?

[Anonymous No.54731944]

>>54731933
>The 2 weeks has finally elapsed

[Anonymous No.54731945]

>>54731913
Not an argument, chud
I can type how i want
Doesnt make a difference
Retard.

[Anonymous No.54731950]

>>54731936
Not yet. There are still bids.

[Anonymous No.54731952]

>>54731897
>Never bet against banks.
doesn't apply when the bank is dogshit, anon

[Anonymous No.54731954]

SUPERMICROCOMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54731957]

>>54731698
lmao

[Anonymous No.54731960]

>>54731938
Svb isnt frc. On the whole, it is retarded to bet against banks. Enjoy your nogains

[Anonymous No.54731962]

>>54731954
Comparable to SKYT today

[Anonymous No.54731969]

>>54731926
this year, this summer, this timeline.

[Anonymous No.54731968]

>>54731945
Dumb reddit shill. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.54731974]

>>54731933
Apple is next week? Oh no wonder I didnt see it this week.
>inb4 them warning of a recession was them daying a dump is coming just to dab on many retail thinking they were trying reverse psychology and thus retail going "we already had one/already in one, so it wont dump more BUY BUY BUY!"

[Anonymous No.54731976]

>>54731960
>Svb isnt frc
Yes it is. They are very similar situations. The only banks that you shouldn't be against are the Big 4.

[Anonymous No.54731977]

UUH OHHH,

The working age wagies are not able to hold the economy up anymore- more and more.

[Anonymous No.54731980]

>>54731968
Post your shorts, nigger

[Anonymous No.54731983]

>MOC IMBALANCE 651 MLN SELL-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.54731984]

[Anonymous No.54731987]

ALMOST
MINUS ONE SIX

[Anonymous No.54731986]

>>54731960
0/10

[Anonymous No.54731989]

is investing in ai the biggest fleecing ever? the machines can literally just make up their own balance sheets to rug investors.

[Anonymous No.54731995]

SQQQ bros keep on winning

[Anonymous No.54731996]

>>54731735
no debates or primaries for the dnc because the dnc primary is rigged and they dont want tulsi and yang shitting on biden for 3 months before the election

[Anonymous No.54732005]

>>54731934
You see how it's approaching 406? That is all artificial bot pattern. It shoves down then just sort of giggles and tip toes around like 406.2x then it starts to move for real. And that "real" move is the actual downside move that hasn't even remotely let up yet. They move it around like this to fuck with the option market.

[Anonymous No.54732007]

>>54731977
Kek baggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeszz

[Anonymous No.54732012]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.54732014]

I'm pink wojaking right now

[Anonymous No.54732019]

Wow, imagine that, a bunch of faggot retail bears go nuts on the slightest speculation and suddenly we give up everything YTD. Jesus fucking christ shorting should be illegal, bunch of reactionary assholes.

[Anonymous No.54732020]

This sell OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.54732030]

>>54731980
Post your fake FRC position first faggot. You won't because it doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.54732032]

>>54732012
-1.74%

[Anonymous No.54732034]

MSFT and GOOG give us some big fat misses

[Anonymous No.54732037]

Damn.

[Anonymous No.54732035]

SOXL CALLS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW LIL NIGGA. DO NOT SHORT INTO EARNINGS. 406 IS THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.54732039]

Holy guacamole, Id'v'e thought we'd get some kind of bounce off 240 for S.M.H. Guess not.

>>54732012
Still red YTD, but stellar today.

[Anonymous No.54732041]

>>54732019
Wait are you actually no joke seething right now?

[Anonymous No.54732046]

>>54731989
It's a scam because they are just expensive toys. Machine learning algorithms for improvement of manufacturing and logistics are nothing new and don't need to come from the tech giants. Shit like chatGPT costs 0.03 cents PER WORD and doesn't actually provide any productive labor.

[Anonymous No.54732047]

>>54732019
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54732049]

OH SEEEEEERS

[Anonymous No.54732056]

>>54732030
>y-youre lying!
>youre just a troll!
Okay bud. Cope harder

[Anonymous No.54732057]

>>54732012
>-1.98%

[Anonymous No.54732060]

>>54732019
we haven't even started

[Anonymous No.54732063]

>>54732012
My portfolio is in shambles again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54732065]

>>54732012
Bought my first option ever :)

[Anonymous No.54732072]

FUUCK should have sold before market close!

[Anonymous No.54732074]

>>54732012
-0.8%

[Anonymous No.54732077]

>>54732012
STAYED
CASH
THANKS TO
THA
(((PDT)))

[Anonymous No.54732082]

My retarded VIX gamble might break even at this rate.

[Anonymous No.54732088]

>>54732056
Imagine thinking you can fix the civilization-ending mistakes of a demented 80 year old retard president by shilling online.

[Anonymous No.54732089]

And just like THAT!

[Anonymous No.54732091]

>>54732012
Kana a shit

[Anonymous No.54732093]

>MSFT
retard exuberance is coming back

[Anonymous No.54732095]

Down day fully retraced in the after hours?

[Anonymous No.54732096]

>>54732019
>shorting should be illegal
FUCK OFF ELON
YOU FAGGOT FUCKING ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.54732097]

>>54732012
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
-49.29% today

[Anonymous No.54732098]

>*MICROSOFT 1Q REV. $52.9B, EST. $51.03B
>*MICROSOFT 1Q EPS $2.45
>*ALPHABET 1Q REV. $69.79B, EST. $68.99B
>*ALPHABET 1Q EPS $1.17, EST. $1.09

Techbros, we're saved...

[Anonymous No.54732100]

>>54732047
>>54732041
Go ahead, justify it without resorting to sweeping generalizations about muh recession or some other bullshit that bears have cried about for a year

[Anonymous No.54732102]

>>54732089
It’s pumping

[Anonymous No.54732104]

>>54730999
>FRC PND

[Anonymous No.54732108]

Are any of you guys making any money? It doesn't seem like it. It's like one big sad cry circle in here. I'm only here to help you and God knows you need it. Just buy some MONI tomorrow and relax.

[Anonymous No.54732114]

>have day limit order that didn't fill
>still shows pending
>can't make new AH order
fucking fidelity kikes

[Anonymous No.54732119]

Guidance.

[Anonymous No.54732120]

>>54732037
I need someone to market my product the way they shilled this woma so hard Id be rich

[Anonymous No.54732128]

>>54732019
>>54732100
Cope harder shill.

[Anonymous No.54732137]

>>54732120
Do it yourself ya lazy cunt.

[Anonymous No.54732141]

MSFT
>287.00
>+11.58 +4.20%

[Anonymous No.54732142]

>>54732100
Well I'm a retard mostly in 0 revenue tech so actually this is bad for me
But it's not really a complicated story, the Fed propped up the stock market for almost 15 years and now the rug has been pulled. On top, debt is getting more expensive in a historically levered economy. The car is starting to rattle, people find out they get nervous, and before you know it, a lot of people are getting shaken off the car

[Anonymous No.54732145]

>>54732012
msft dragged it down badly but at least i managed to hedge slightly with spy puts

[Anonymous No.54732161]

>>54732137
No, she didnt do it herself anyways. Will feel good if my idea pulls of tho. Out of the wage cage for good. Dont even have to keep playing this manipulated market

[Anonymous No.54732167]

>>54732141
Goddammit

[Anonymous No.54732171]

I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO BUYING MSFT CALLS FUCK

[Anonymous No.54732172]

>>54732088
How am I shilling?

[Anonymous No.54732176]

>>54732161
Well, excelsior my nigga.

[Anonymous No.54732189]

>AMZN pumped after hours
What

[Anonymous No.54732190]

[Anonymous No.54732191]

Alright so what are the odds Microsoft is at the same price as close at open. Ive seen this one too many time where people could make a lot but then the pump or dump completely reverses and goes right back to the price the stock was at close

[Anonymous No.54732193]

How does MSFT help insolvent banks?

[Anonymous No.54732196]

What a beautiful candle

[Anonymous No.54732198]

>>54732142
Yeah exactly, just a bunch of doom. Imagine the number of people parroting this kind of shit in the 80s or even the dot com bubble. Shortsighted bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54732199]

Bobo really bet against the global consumer lmao

[Anonymous No.54732221]

>he actually doubted MSFT
Go back to your wagie cagie, Bobo

[Anonymous No.54732223]

>>54732172
You're clearly a seething plebbitor.

[Anonymous No.54732230]

>>54732189
Strong consumer, according to Visa Computer.

[Anonymous No.54732231]

>>54731069
This only affects my 2035 positions. the beta today isn't even touched

[Anonymous No.54732232]

I'm glad Visa is up but I should've put my monsy into MSFT
Oh well

[Anonymous No.54732240]

>>54732230
Higher for longer lol.

[Anonymous No.54732241]

>>54731430
Anon is your strat a bot strat or do you just mean manual? I really want to try implementing some trading bots with various strats, be cool to get a trading programming general going

[Anonymous No.54732243]

>>54732196
Bobo wrong again. I wonder how it feels to be wrong every time all the time?
Must be tough being a loser in all aspects of life.

[Anonymous No.54732245]

yeah i'm thinking a 2% green day tomorrow sorry bobos

[Anonymous No.54732248]

>>54732232
let us know how your visa contracts go tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54732250]

>>54732198
So you would've sat through the 50 and 80 percent corrections in SandP and Nasdaq back then, kek. Or bagheld Dotcom failures until the bitter end

[Anonymous No.54732259]

>>54732240
Yeah, but that's a problem for Future Mr. Market.

[Anonymous No.54732260]

>>54732245
looks like they sell it off before market open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54732261]

>>54732108
for real. It's just a bunch of whiners. CXAI, MARA, RIOT for me today. And it looks like GOOG, MSFT can talk up some more AI

[Anonymous No.54732262]

>>54730999
My only regret is not buying more Visa calls

[Anonymous No.54732267]

>>54732223
Youre deranged. I have never been a redditor and you have literally zero evidence to suggest that I am. Im not even shilling FRC, you are making shit up

[Anonymous No.54732268]

>>54732221
Now prove you are a mumu by showing us those MSFT calls

[Anonymous No.54732273]

Look at all these organic 1PBTIDs telling you that the bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.54732274]

>>54732097
are you FRC at 30/share baggie? Didn't you sell that crap yesterday and got into CXAI today?

[Anonymous No.54732279]

>>54732273
Shut up I got banned

[Anonymous No.54732282]

Oh hey, finally a day with decent volume. 94.6M shares on SPY, the highest all month.

[Anonymous No.54732283]

Very nice, very nice.

Let's see the guidance?

[Anonymous No.54732295]

>>54732260
Kekd. Considering options is the easiest way to get rich that is probably what can happen for the sole purpose of dangling the carrot of riches in front of you, all you have to do is wake up and sell tomorrow, only for it to open at the same price as close and the charts completely scrubbed of after market hours chart behavior. Really makes a person look questionable "it was at $300!" only for the charts to never show that prices over the last week.

[Anonymous No.54732298]

>>54732283
Google doesn't do guidances. Up to MSFT pajeet

[Anonymous No.54732300]

MANDEEP STOP

[Anonymous No.54732304]

I shorted CMG into earnings. I am never going to financially recover from this.

[Anonymous No.54732308]

>>54732298
Wait, really? Do they at least have an earnings call?

[Anonymous No.54732309]

>>54732267
If you're not a plebbitor then stop posting like a plebbitor.

[Anonymous No.54732315]

>>54732304
Nice
I'm going to go get a burrito for dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.54732320]

>>54732304
why? what posessed you to short the only non goyslop food option?

[Anonymous No.54732328]

>>54732304
Sorry, CMG is the next BRK.A

[Anonymous No.54732345]

>>54732273
Just noticed that after you pointed it out. If pajeets can easily push coins with a ton of 1pbtid it wouldnt surprise me if a few people paid one of those pajeet teams to post here. Probably cheap of you dont make a large request, i recall seeing some anon post one of their ads before

[Anonymous No.54732355]

>>54732309
Again, youre deranged. The redditposting thing is a meme and youre retarded.

Kill yourself

Idiot.

[Anonymous No.54732358]

>all these strong earnings
I got bear trapped

[Anonymous No.54732361]

>>54732308
yes they do earnings calls. Why do you think I'm gambling on AI meme trash like CXAI. All they need to do is keep the nasdaq from breaking down while saying AI every other sentence to get the algos to pump #meme trash into the opening bell tomorrow.

BTW, Apple hasn't done guidance since COVID started and I think Tim Apple is going to keep it that way like Google has always done. Too chad to attract new investors because everyone will always buy some GOOG or AAPL in their portfolio one way or another.

[Anonymous No.54732366]

>>54732273
can you make a trip so i know when to buy? people like you post like CLOCKWORK when the bottom is in. i'm assuming you won't be around for the next few months after this week.

[Anonymous No.54732369]

>>54732268
No calls, just purchased 5k worth before close

[Anonymous No.54732371]

>>54732315
>>54732320
>>54732328
I fell for the consumer is getting tapped out meme. Anyway it's a cheap borrow on IBKR and I need the cash to keep buying TLT and IEF, so I will hold onto the short until my thesis eventually plays out.

[Anonymous No.54732373]

>>54732345
I saw that too, wasn't it that pepe coin or something like that?

[Anonymous No.54732375]

>>54732355
Go back.

[Anonymous No.54732389]

>>54732371
Tapped out of money for food?

[Anonymous No.54732392]

>>54732366
1PBTID

[Anonymous No.54732399]

New
>>54732388
>>54732388
>>54732388
NEW

[Anonymous No.54732405]

>>54732389
Well, for quality burritos presumably. Short CMG, long YUM (they're the guys that own Taco Bell, right?)