/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54726326]

Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

Previous
>>54722449

[Anonymous No.54726339]

Starting to think there won't be any crash

[Anonymous No.54726349]

i wake up every morning praying for another dip in oil. please sell it all. short it all the way down

[Anonymous No.54726365]

>>54726339
Based JPow achieved soft landing. He is /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.54726367]

>>54726339
The crash already happened. Perhaps you weren't paying attention back in October.
DXY has peaked and the tightening is done.

[Anonymous No.54726376]

>>54726367
just buy every dip what can go wrong

[Anonymous No.54726388]

Sweet AI meme time ahead of GOOG/MSFT ER

CXAI +40%

[Anonymous No.54726392]

Lmao it was feeling sus so I got out just in time.

[Anonymous No.54726394]

I will never take financial advice from anyone here. But I like you guys none the less. And I hope we all make it.

[Anonymous No.54726398]

>>54726376
Juicy dip in FRC this morning. Who's slurping?

[Anonymous No.54726406]

>>54726339
this is when the crash happens when you think its over

they first to try to liquidate as many people as possible before they let it flush down and let people think we are in a bullmarket somehow
like this guy:
>>54726367

[Anonymous No.54726419]

Anons looking for data confirming impending crash when in fact the crash already happened in March when banks started puking. Only this time gov intervened harder. Yield divergence and all the other shit you think is relevant is not anymore.

[Anonymous No.54726421]

>>54726394
albino negro with tourette?

[Anonymous No.54726430]

>>54726406
Take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.54726436]

>>54726430
go buy some calls faggot

[Anonymous No.54726443]

>>54726430
Let him seethe in peace

[Anonymous No.54726450]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.54726493]

I think I'm gonna buy some VZ today. Div yield is over 7% now and it just touched its 3 month low/damn near 5 year low. If dogs of the dow isn't a meme this looks like when you are supposed to buy boomer shit

[Anonymous No.54726496]

well shit
BOIL
didn't get
cheap enough
in the pre-markets
for muh taste
>>54723464
$3.45 wound up being tha mornin' bootoom
but I figure it will trend slightly downward
into tha week
maybe
but (((who knows)))
other than (((those)))
who put the poor goy
under
(((PDT)))

[Anonymous No.54726507]

>>54726450
I did it for zero (0) compensation

[Anonymous No.54726519]

is there a way to register on linkedin without a phone verification

[Anonymous No.54726522]

I want to die haha

[Anonymous No.54726523]

>>54726326
short gme for ez gains

[Anonymous No.54726535]

>>54726394
wow she's cute whats her name

[Anonymous No.54726541]

Does post-nut clarity help with investing?

[Anonymous No.54726542]

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIVIN on A PRAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOBOS TAKE MY HAND. WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54726545]

>>54726535
>her

[Anonymous No.54726548]

what kind of gay bullshit is this.
CALM has one of the best financials in the market, beating even big tech. All they do is distribute chicken eggs. Holy shit. What kind of retard would downgrade this stock.

[Anonymous No.54726557]

>4 minutes to open and /smg/ is full of dumb posts

>>54726548
shut up

[Anonymous No.54726563]

>>54726398
>literally the most distressed bank in America
>let’s slurp it!

You realize all of your money is gone if it collapses right?

[Anonymous No.54726574]

>>54726557
get raped by niggers and robbed by jews, faggot

[Anonymous No.54726579]

Uh oh mumu chuds market is almost open. Then you die.

[Anonymous No.54726589]

>>54726574
how about you SHUT UP and go buy more CALM

nobody cares about your egg revenues.

[Anonymous No.54726591]

>>54726563
>buy FRC
>deposit gains into FRC
its that simple

[Anonymous No.54726595]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54726596]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54726613]

>>54726579
>there's a whole wikipedia article about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_virgin
>I fit the description
fugg

[Anonymous No.54726618]

>FRC

[Anonymous No.54726627]

>>54726493
I just switched to spectrum and saved over 50% on my monthly bill. Reception still the same.

[Anonymous No.54726630]

>>54726579
White people, amirite? Men are so naive it's actually pathetic
Btw, let's see if slurpers manage to slurp the dip in FRC. If it ends higher than -10%, I am officially dumping everything into semis and not checking for another 5 years

[Anonymous No.54726632]

>>54726595
7 seconds, not a good sign

[Anonymous No.54726652]

Crab time

[Anonymous No.54726659]

why market down?

[Anonymous No.54726661]

Calls on Visa

[Anonymous No.54726673]

Oil bros we can't catch a break.

[Anonymous No.54726685]

Oatsbros my broker is giving me a $5 spread instead of the usual $1.5 wtf?

[Anonymous No.54726696]

>>54726673
You guys had your break when OPEC announced production cuts

[Anonymous No.54726701]

I heard about this new stock called bed bath and beyond .New gamestop short squeeze guys. let's do it again for old times sake

[Anonymous No.54726705]

Bros I'm getting fuckin pink wojak'd over here fml.

Recovery when?

[Anonymous No.54726709]

>>54726673
EC just paid an 8% dividend

[Anonymous No.54726715]

holy shit frc keeps cratering lol

[Anonymous No.54726730]

>>54726673
You got CVX & XOM earnings friday morning with PCE inflation report

Good luck!

[Anonymous No.54726733]

>>54726673
The entirety of last year and a big part of 2021 wasn't enough for you guys? I took my meagre 30% profit in oil last year and I got out. It's just too unpredictable. I only wish I had bought during the covid crash... imagine the divvies

[Anonymous No.54726734]

>>54726589
Your mom cares about his egg revenues.

[Anonymous No.54726737]

>>54726701
No, I just went long on FOXA.

[Anonymous No.54726748]

>>54726548
dumbass

[Anonymous No.54726752]

SIRS? SIRS? WHO IS REDEEMING FRC?! DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.54726762]

DXY BROS WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.54726775]

>>54726734
and your mom should have aborted her eggs before your dad's conference call

[Anonymous No.54726777]

>>54726733
I bought during the covid crash and still want to rope cause I didnt go all-in on margin. Trust me, it's never enough money.

[Anonymous No.54726781]

HELLO? FRC SLURP TEAM? WHY ARE WE CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54726793]

>>54726781
You slurped too early

[Anonymous No.54726795]

>>54726752
Hehe, funny cat found dinner

[Anonymous No.54726798]

SOXL will never be $45 again. Lol.

[Anonymous No.54726807]

>>54726752
Sometimes I forget how damn big those cats are. He should have just punched it in the nose... or was that for sharks ;----)?

[Anonymous No.54726817]

UPS is good indicator for retail....

Copper is crashing....

Yeah shits is looking real bad. BOBO bad.

[Anonymous No.54726818]

>>54726798
So this is why people are heavily investing into AI/robot doctors.

[Anonymous No.54726824]

Why do podcasts and youtubers keep shilling japan? I want nothing to do with their mumbo-jumbo monetary policy
Just export the anime tiddies and no one gets hurt

[Anonymous No.54726829]

It's happening.

[Anonymous No.54726841]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54726846]

>>54726733
>I made a profit once a year ago. Why are you greedy bastards still trading?

[Anonymous No.54726850]

The Robinhood Snacks people
are here
among us...

[Anonymous No.54726855]

FRC

[Anonymous No.54726872]

DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.54726874]

>>54726807
The problem is that he kept moving in small, attention-attracting, inoffensive ways like a tard, making the tiger see him as a toy/snack. If he had petted the tiger, or just stood still (this one depends on the tiger's mood), or just walked around like he owned the place, this wouldn't have happened.
The nose is a weakpoint for a lot of animals, including canines and felines, but they don't run away from being hit there, they engage fight or flight (in this case that ends up being fight most likely, not what you want). You can punch on the nose when you're already under attack, especially when the opponent is currently biting you, to release the grip, but it's a bad idea to gamble by fighting first. Posturing (stretching out to make yourself look big, screaming menacingly, feinting attacks, etc.) is far more likely to succeed.

[Anonymous No.54726885]

>>54726855

stop putting your money in a company on the risk of bankrupcy lol

[Anonymous No.54726907]

FRC puts, wish me luck. Need FRC under $10 by Friday

[Anonymous No.54726908]

>>54726817
>copper crashing
Zoom out retard, we're up bigly since all of last year and haven't even retested march lows. The western world might go into a recession but china needs materials.

[Anonymous No.54726910]

>>54726874
>>54726807

if the cat wants to eat you, it will
there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.54726912]

>>54726613
How did you never hear about born again virgins before?

What are you fucking 12

[Anonymous No.54726913]

>>54726752
That's the way I want to go out.. I love cats and you only die once so might as well live it up and enjoy the experience

[Anonymous No.54726927]

anyone hop in CNTG?

[Anonymous No.54726933]

>>54726910
It really shows you've never interacted with a tiger lol (or really any wild animal).

[Anonymous No.54726937]

remember that the stock market can never crash
we have returned to normal

[Anonymous No.54726942]

>>54726885
>>54726855
FRC baggies are on the same level of delusion as BBBY and GME. They hear short squeez and their brains start to melt.

[Anonymous No.54726952]

>>54726874
Thanks for the autismo but I was being sarcastic. You are correct in your assessment of course, but let's be real here. 99.99% people would shit their pants, coil into a ball, start crying, and accept their death. Everything looks easier viewed impartially on a screen
>>54726910
Which is why I always have an extra pack of jerky on me, making the cat my bitch. 2 ez

[Anonymous No.54726958]

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

[Anonymous No.54726990]

I made $900 this morning by clicking my mouse a couple times. We live in magical times.

[Anonymous No.54726989]

Stop the count!

[Anonymous No.54726992]

SELL IN MAY GO AWAY!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54727009]

>>54726990
How much of that did you lose to inflation and capital gains?

[Anonymous No.54727016]

>>54726958
And the market not being bullish is bullish because it means no more rate hikes. So line goes up.

[Anonymous No.54727017]

FRC BROS WE ARE HEALING

[Anonymous No.54727025]

>>54726990
You'll lose $1800 tomorrow morning by clicking your mouse a couple times. We live in magical times.

[Anonymous No.54727033]

>>54727016
There is a 98% chance of a rate hike. shut up faggot.

[Anonymous No.54727036]

You kept posting about a christmas rally that never happened. That's how I knew to never listen to your retard posts.

[Anonymous No.54727044]

My FRC puts WHAT THE FUCK STOP PUMPING IT

[Anonymous No.54727048]

>>54726339
I know this is a crack pot theory but wasn't the 2020 crash pretty fucking severe even if we mooned up to new highs? Is it possible we just did this out of order and are back?

[Anonymous No.54727051]

>>54726752
I would unironically karate chop that bitch in the throat, 8 elbows to the eyes, and finish with hakuto shinken. GG, tiger, you never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.54727055]

>New home sales 9.6/1.1
So people keep buying homes, whatever the mortgage price is lmao
Consumer stronk

[Anonymous No.54727066]

>>54727055
>people
>consumer
Lol
He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.54727071]

>>54727055
Who the fuck is dumb enough to buy right now wtf. Highest rates and prices in a decade

[Anonymous No.54727074]

>>54727055
>He doesn't know the buyer's last name is Fink

[Anonymous No.54727075]

>>54727009
Inflation is transitory. But probably 32% from cap gains.

>>54727025
They're weekly covered calls you dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.54727078]

>>54727055
Consumer is strong because there are more platforms that allow consumers to get money for doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.54727081]

>>54727048
Not at all. Neither in time nor in peak to through fall was is severe.

[Anonymous No.54727088]

fresh bobo copium, come and get 'em boys!

[Anonymous No.54727093]

>>54727048
yeah but then trump printed a gorillion dollars and gave half of it to israel to save the country from covid and then biden printed a gorillion and sent it all to ukraine
we're fucked bro, regardless of how long it takes

[Anonymous No.54727095]

look at Spotify this shit was around 60-70$ now it's fuckin mooning

[Anonymous No.54727096]

>>54727075
Don't come crying tomorrow when your losses are in the tens of thousands, retardo.

[Anonymous No.54727099]

Someone who isn't familiar with bbby wanna check my thinking on >>54726928 ?

Want feedback from someone who isn't already biased for or against it. Seems like right now at 20c there might be a possibility of a crypto-like 20x gamble if they sell off their baby brand in bankruptcy.

This is ignoring any possibility of a short squeeze because with dilution and bankruptcy I'm not sure how that could happen even a baby sale did result in $4 for every shareholder. Short squeeze seems like delusional hopium to me but an asset being purchased at a fair value after being put up for auction seems completely logical to me, so this seems like it SHOULD be a matter of extremely basic math: I think payout to shareholders from a baby sale should be something like X - Y where

X = sale price of baby
Y = total bbby debt

Logically, if there's multiple potential owners of baby then there should be multiple potential bidders which implies logically there should be an actual chance of baby being sold closer to fair value than to pennies.

Ryan Cohen seemed to imply a minimum baby valuation of $3.2b but maybe much if I understood right.

I'll just use $4b because I'm lazy.

Googling indicates bbby has $2b in debt and 428m shares outstanding.

$4b - $2b = $2b.

$2b / 428m = $4.67. That's a 23x. That's crypto moon mission levels of pump potential and it's based on small amounts of logic and math rather than reddit breadcrumbs and conspiracy theories. I think people are sleeping on the current opportunity but I am also paranoid that I've gotten something wrong since nobody else is talking about this.

If we assume baby sells for $3.2b instead of $4b then the math should still come out to $2.8/share which is still a 14x.

[Anonymous No.54727102]

>>54727078
jesus christ, not this retard again, I know it's you
>the economy will be saved because people are using onlyfans and streaming on twitch!!
>people have money because of onlyfans!!
>you are underestimating the impact of onlyfans on the economy!!
you're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.54727111]

buy CNTG

[Anonymous No.54727113]

real estate chads simply can not be winning
rentcucks literally had a two-month-window to buy in "cheaper" and now prices are rising again
>much higher
>for much longer

[Anonymous No.54727115]

>>54727102
>>the economy will be saved
thats not what kind of argument i am making at all nigger. im saying that the economy is getting worse because of it not better

[Anonymous No.54727121]

>>54727099
Well fuck someone just said they have $5b in debt lmao that means even a baby sale wouldn't do shit.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BBBY/balance-sheet/

That shows $5b debt right?

[Anonymous No.54727126]

>>54727099
Anon, it's in bankruptcy. You will get zero dollars

[Anonymous No.54727127]

>>54727113
>real estate chads simply can not be winning
i screwed that one up royally, didn't i?
>CAN NOT STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.54727128]

>>54727099
It's a zero. You're wasting your time.

[Anonymous No.54727129]

>>54727115
sorry, we had a guy arguing all of these points about a week ago, that onlyfans would save the economy from recession (and he was serious)

[Anonymous No.54727131]

>>54727099
imagine the seethe here if bbby actually squeezes holy fuck

[Anonymous No.54727144]

indicator is showing me no buy the dips for this drop unless it may show up below 313.

Time for the crab to die!

[Anonymous No.54727156]

What the FUCK is going on with CXAI?

[Anonymous No.54727159]

>>54727144
OH GOD....

I jinxed myself... the buy the dips are BACK...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54727160]

>>54727055
Houses are affordable if you're making $100k in a MCOL area, which is a large number of Americans entering their late 20s/early 30s. I don't get why people are shocked that le hooms are still being bought, not everywhere is the Bay Area/Denver/NYC. Refinery "workers" who stare at a screen all day and make $50/hour (2x during OT, 2.5X holidays) have an almost carte blanche choice of 4 bed 3 bath "McMansions" (I hate that word but still) in suburbs half an hour outside of Houston, would imagine it's the same in other industrial areas in most states

[Anonymous No.54727162]

Bloomberg now actually discussing and saying there will be no recession. Recession priced in and the question now only is when the recovery kicks in. TOP signal

[Anonymous No.54727174]

>>54727156
AI Meme; MSFT and GOOG ER after close.
CXAI +56%

EZPZ>>54726388

[Anonymous No.54727181]

>>54727174
I was led to believe the AI meme had run its course

[Anonymous No.54727191]

>>54727099
why would someone buy a baby store when they could just start one that isnt tainted with failure

[Anonymous No.54727192]

>day 42 of holding SQQQ
I will close this position in the green and I will NOT eat ze bugs

[Anonymous No.54727194]

>>54727144
I wonder how market participants would come up with the trillions of SPY shares necessary if one side of the 0dte spectrum was to expire in the money and shares would need to be delivered.
>inb4 just sell before the closing bell
heh

[Anonymous No.54727200]

>UAVS
lmao

[Anonymous No.54727202]

none of you listened to my CNTG shill

[Anonymous No.54727205]

>>54727181

[Anonymous No.54727207]

fugg

[Anonymous No.54727216]

ONLY
TWELVE
OF THE
ROBINHOOD
TOP
100
ARE
GREEEEEEEEEEEEENNN
NNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNN
NN
N

[Anonymous No.54727218]

>>54727200
I remember holding a 1000 shares of that at $4 and i sold when it finally got there for break even then it ran to $15 the next week or so....

[Anonymous No.54727222]

>>54727181
you gotta time the pumps. the morning after TSLA ER last week had a little pump. Now it's GOOG/MSFT ER today. Might be more substantial.

I bought lottos on any sh!t ticker yesterday on their drops
AI, SOUN, BBAI, GFAI, CXAI, BFRG, etc.

[Anonymous No.54727227]

>>54727055
BUILT FOR BIG BLACK ROCK
Dave Ramsey seems to have been correct in theory & outcome all along.

[Anonymous No.54727245]

>>54727207
doesn't work in crab markets

[Anonymous No.54727248]

>>54727160
so what you are saying is things aren't that bad in Burgerland?

[Anonymous No.54727260]

I'm starting to get nervous holding bros, how long until the the crash? Feeling pull out syndrome

[Anonymous No.54727263]

Would it make sense to buy VIX futures (packaged in an ETF) now when they are low, and sell them maybe a day before the next FOMC meeting next week?
"First, market volatility is higher during FOMC press conferences than at other times. This has been true since 2011 but is especially the case for press conferences given by current Fed Chair Jerome Powell, suggesting that press conferences have played an outsized role in shaping recent market expectations."
Never bought anything except monthly world indexes.

[Anonymous No.54727266]

>>54727218
that won't be happening again, the jews hate small caps and want them dead

[Anonymous No.54727274]

>>54727260
the crash to the upside or the crash to the downside?

[Anonymous No.54727280]

BOIL
IS
DOWN
ABOUT
TREE
PONT
FIDDY
POCENT
TO
TREE
FIDDY
DOLLAS

[Anonymous No.54727288]

>>54727266
I just want one good trade. To turn $5k into $100k

[Anonymous No.54727289]

>>54727263
VIX is rigged

[Anonymous No.54727294]

zoom out, anon

[Anonymous No.54727295]

>>54727274
you don't crash up

[Anonymous No.54727300]

/smg/ more like Dng-Krg

[Anonymous No.54727311]

>>54727295
Maybe you don't.

[Anonymous No.54727315]

>>54727260

Next Apple earning will start the crash.

[Anonymous No.54727320]

>>54727266
THA
ONLY
small cap
that
THA JEW
allows
is
THA YAMULKA

[Anonymous No.54727323]

>>54727288
those times ended in 2021 for small caps, they're 90% down and still dropping, i do see the odd biomeme still getting rallies but fuck gambling those

small caps don't even get rallies anymore, any moves get shut down and they cling to a vwap; any deviation from it and the algos slap on a fat wall

[Anonymous No.54727328]

>>54727263
did you know that the CBOE VIX options are cash settled and have European exercise (meaning they can only be executed on their expiration day)?
Why put your money in some mathematically complicated ETF that can have down days even if the VIX spikes tremendously because of some finmath mumbo jumbo?

[disclaimer]
>this is not financial advice, always read the contract specifications and/or prospectus

[Anonymous No.54727339]

This time will be different.

[Anonymous No.54727341]

>>54727323
SPACs still work just fine.

[Anonymous No.54727355]

>>54727295
>you don't crash up

[Anonymous No.54727367]

I am losing so much money

[Anonymous No.54727370]

>>54727323
I just want one of those 1DTE OTM option trades i.e. TSLA pumping or dumping hard

[Anonymous No.54727372]

>>54727355
>fake 2019 bioweapon (western) dump

[Anonymous No.54727373]

Goldman analyst on Bloomberg said to buy Mining and Metals stock, kek, getting hammered today.

[Anonymous No.54727389]

>>54727372
>dump
this wasn't even a sizable correction

[Anonymous No.54727396]

Copper bros, we are getting raaaped today... and well, have been for a long time to be honest. When the hell will it turn for the better? Fugg this supercycle mining meme. The way I see it, just buy gold and stay the hell away from all other metals

[Anonymous No.54727402]

>>54727055
Make sure to get some cc's and run them the fuck up a few months before purchasing your new home.
Let the responsible smart people pay the difference..

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/apr/18/joe-biden-hike-payments-good-credit-homebuyers-sub/

[Anonymous No.54727404]

Imagine buying SPY above $350

[Anonymous No.54727405]

>>54727370
this is a market where you just farm uninvested cash interest at 4.5%, it's fucking boring

[Anonymous No.54727406]

Anyone buying Alibaba now during the fear of the AI controls and Taiwan crap?
JD.com - is this worth buying? Fundamentals look OK, profitability and how much cash they have vs debt is sort of ok but they are falling since the start of the year

Hope Meta, Alphabet and Intel pump.
I got caught in 3M and Verizon value trap some time ago so I need some green

[Anonymous No.54727419]

>>54727216
ONLY
ELEVEN
NOW
THEY
ARE
DROPPING
LIKE
FLIES
IT WAS SEVENTEEN
RIGHT AFTER
OPENING
BELL

[Anonymous No.54727423]

My FRC puts would have printed goddamnit

[Anonymous No.54727426]

Sold my SQQQ for a modest 6% just incase microsoft/Google say AI 147 times in earnings and we tard rally. Kinda pissed I didn't hold my YANG longer. Slurped some VZ with the gains. Still holding LABD for downside hedge. Gonna buy more JEPI when I get paid Thursday. Done looking at charts for today. Good luck gambling nigguhs.

[Anonymous No.54727427]

>>54727396
Retard, I'm still up 17% on COPX despite buying at really mediocre timing. Why are you fudding?

[Anonymous No.54727428]

>>54727406
>buying chinkshit
lmao retard

[Anonymous No.54727433]

>>54727406
>buying
>now

[Anonymous No.54727450]

Big stone hit my windscreen totally fucked it

[Anonymous No.54727457]

>>54727426
>Sold my SQQQ for a modest 6% just incase microsoft/Google say AI 147

was thinking of doing to the same DESU... AI moves so fast they can say something new every quarter.

[Anonymous No.54727458]

>>54727427
Because line should only be going up :(. I am still in the blue so I don't really care but it's just fun to vent by posting cute wojaks :)
Actually, all my best gains these last two years have been metals so I can't really complain

[Anonymous No.54727461]

>>54727433
Imagine if she got sucked inside that engine and turned into minced meat haha

[Anonymous No.54727463]

Someone knows that the upcoming FOMC wont be pretty.

[Anonymous No.54727467]

Why is Archer-Daniels-Midland Company (ADM) dropping this much brehs? They topped earnings and revenue estimates.
Pls fags help a new trader out.

[Anonymous No.54727472]

>>54727099
Stock will delist and you'll have to go back

[Anonymous No.54727478]

>>54727396
i remember April 2022. World copper mining association or however they are called. Said High grade Copper 5$.. Right at the time of the easter crash.

[Anonymous No.54727479]

ok, initial balance is in you bloody basterds bitch
where do we go from here now

[Anonymous No.54727482]

>>54727461
Dead thots are good thots. Yum! Minced thot!

[Anonymous No.54727483]

Is SOXS gonna keep rising or should I sell now? My retarded ass held it for months.

[Anonymous No.54727485]

>>54727450
Buy auto glass! GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.54727492]

just woke up
good morning sirs!!

[Anonymous No.54727497]

>>54727483
if you made money, take profits

[Anonymous No.54727496]

>>54727113
Higher for longer anon, if people can afford the debt that comes with buying a house they can afford more expensive goods and services. Just going to overnighten, and
>real estate Chads
Will be on the hook and suffer mass bankruptcies leading to cheapies

[Anonymous No.54727498]

AAAAAH!
McDONALDS HAS FALLEN
I REPEAT
McDONALDS HAS FALLEN
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.54727501]

>major stock indeces dumping
>BTC holding the line
something's not right

[Anonymous No.54727504]

>>54727483
kek, take profit if it caused you distress

[Anonymous No.54727511]

>>54727492
good morning

[Anonymous No.54727523]

>>54727458
I won't lie, the volatility of metals can be pretty tilting. I do my best to not look at it

[Anonymous No.54727527]

>>54726367
>>54726365
>>54726398
>>54726430
>>54726443

get fucked

[Anonymous No.54727529]

WOOP WOOP

[Anonymous No.54727532]

[Anonymous No.54727545]

>>54727162
big crash ahead
everytime fed pivots the recession catch up

[Anonymous No.54727557]

>>54727248
Not bad at all

[Anonymous No.54727559]

>>54727527
Turns out you do need some meds.

[Anonymous No.54727565]

[Anonymous No.54727566]

>In my mind, I'm never gonna go bankrupt in no market. Absolutely never.
>If a hedgie turns around and shorts me at the open, the trade's on.
>If he ladder attacks me, the trade's on.
>If I'm margin called, the trade is on.
>I'm not losing no trade to no scumbag out there in no market. Period. That's it.
>No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me.
>The only way he gets me is cutting my margin off. And I mean that. I'll fight the Fed 'til I got a dime left in me.
>I don't think any of those animals in that exchange can beat me.
>And I've gone that way for 18 months of street trading, street gambling, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going.

>You don't lose the trade.

[Anonymous No.54727569]

Green line is Euro Stoxx 50, black is VIX futures.
I think i found something that has large volatility that i can balance against each other.
If Stoxx goes down, i sell VIX futures high and buy Stoxx cheap.
If Stoxx goes up, i sell Stoxx high and buy VIX futures cheap.

I think if i consider cost of buying and selling (0.4% roughly) it should give me some long terms wins.

>>54727289
How so?

>>54727328
It's the only product available to me. I can only buy generic stuff here and it's pricey too.

[Anonymous No.54727571]

>>54727532
your time is runnin SHORT bobo
got it? kek

[Anonymous No.54727577]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54727583]

>>54727569
Zoomed out to year.

[Anonymous No.54727594]

If MCD is getting crushed today- its probably a sign the market overall about to get fucked

[Anonymous No.54727607]

>>54727594
MCD always gains from bad outlook, less money in consumers pocket, more sales for them

[Anonymous No.54727619]

Not investing in spotify early was one of the worst decisions of my life.

[Anonymous No.54727630]

>zooming out to max on MCD

holy shit...

[Anonymous No.54727635]

>>54727162
>Bloomberg says
Alright. Time to buy a bunch of puts.

[Anonymous No.54727641]

We’re definitely going to have a recession, anyone that thinks otherwise is delusional. Might be only a small one but I’ve already heard a lot of house builders are slowing down and lay workers off

[Anonymous No.54727651]

did any of you buy CNTG when shilled it in the low $1s

[Anonymous No.54727653]

>>54727630
that is impressive...

[Anonymous No.54727664]

Recession was last year. Libs redefined the word to pretend it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.54727667]

>>54727594
weakness in real estate

[Anonymous No.54727676]

>>54727664
We did have a confirmed vibecession though.

[Anonymous No.54727679]

Would anyone here like to 10x their money in 3 months? lmk

[Anonymous No.54727680]

Everyone is maxing their credit cards and credit card companies are raising their rates.

Convince me not to all in for VISA earnings... tonight.

[Anonymous No.54727681]

>>54727619
lol
Spotify is trash.

[Anonymous No.54727696]

whoever told me to short FRC
you're a chad

[Anonymous No.54727698]

>>54727681
>Spotify is trash.
welcome to /smg/ home of bad financial takes.

[Anonymous No.54727701]

RIGgers... the white man is lynching us.

[Anonymous No.54727714]

>>54727696
I was trying to figure out how puts work but I couldn't... hate everything...

[Anonymous No.54727715]

Dont just meme at me you fucking retards FUCKING HELP

[Anonymous No.54727719]

My baka short doin a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.54727721]

>>54727698
its not trash but its not a free play either. They definitely have the best product but if they raise prices I am gone in an instant

[Anonymous No.54727722]

The only positive is once the recession is over they will start the money printer back up again and this time it won’t ever stop

[Anonymous No.54727733]

KOLD kall klan where you at? Bought in at 66.50 this morning. Any dip in NG is gonna bring us into the 70s

[Anonymous No.54727734]

oil chuds...

[Anonymous No.54727739]

>>54727048
>we mooned
That was just inflation. Most people gained and lost, and are now sitting on the same amount of money and assets, but everything just costs more now.

[Anonymous No.54727744]

>>54727734
Buy oil at $70
Sell oil at $80

That's all you have to remember.

[Anonymous No.54727746]

>>54727715
>>54727719
I don't think ess em aytch has support until like 240.

[Anonymous No.54727750]

I just cannot fucking believe that people are still trying to make the doomer bear shit happen. Genuinely, the bear case ended in September last year. Now it's just a bunch of faggot retail speculators going short after missing the boat for an entire year. The writing is on the wall, bears will be proven wrong just like every other time. Bunch of reactionary asswipes.

[Anonymous No.54727752]

>>54727698
Their IPO had no clause saying execs couldn't dump shares immediately because it's a fucking joke fraud.
Not to mention the fake musicians and the hundreds identical songs with different names that people keep finding.

[Anonymous No.54727754]

The global economy collapsing will not make you rich, chud. You'll just be BTFO the same way everyone else will be.

[Anonymous No.54727755]

>>54727733
I had to watch it pass by
due to
(((PDT)))

[Anonymous No.54727757]

>>54727721
>They definitely have the best product but if they raise prices I am gone in an instant
If the prices are above $0.00 you are paying far too much, I conflate spotify with the niggerest of nigger cattle who do not know they can easily get music for free.

[Anonymous No.54727765]

>>54727721
>but its not a free play either.
this level of business analysis is fucking incredible... You believe in UBI dont you.

[Anonymous No.54727769]

>>54727294
zoom out look at the volumes. We haven't even begun to crash

[Anonymous No.54727770]

>>54727757
Protip: people like spotify because of the algorithm, not the music streaming.

[Anonymous No.54727782]

[Anonymous No.54727785]

tilting up towards crab again

[Anonymous No.54727787]

>>54727750
B-but the yield curve

[Anonymous No.54727788]

>We’ve noticed you currently hold a position in complex instruments such as Inverse funds, Leveraged funds, ETP Securities and ETCs. We are required to ensure our clients have the right knowledge and experience to invest in such instruments.

I didn't think I was invested in any of those things, unless they count regular EFTs...

[Anonymous No.54727792]

>>54727744
I been holding OXY at 55 and selling CC at 65. I guess it works.

[Anonymous No.54727793]

>>54727770
OH WOW AN ALGORITHM NO OTHER WEBSITE ON EARTH HAS THOSE OH MY GOODNESS

[Anonymous No.54727798]

>>54727793
I accept your surrender.

[Anonymous No.54727799]

>>54727750
pure cope. spy heading to 320
faggot! haha

[Anonymous No.54727801]

>>54727782
SHE JUST SAID
THAT THREE EM
MIGHT BE
TOO DIVERSIFIED

[Anonymous No.54727813]

>>54727159
CACHING...

My indicator was right again..

[Anonymous No.54727819]

>>54727792
More than one way to play it. The point is we're solidly in the crab zone.

[Anonymous No.54727820]

>>54727750
hahahahahahahahahaha delusional mumu niggers are going to rope

[Anonymous No.54727822]

>>54727755
Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.54727823]

SPY 414 ANON APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.54727835]

>>54727750
Liquidity down, markets down. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54727847]

>>54727769
>checks out...

[Anonymous No.54727857]

>>54727630
Unb)(eaten, undefeated, unbreak(fast)able.

[Anonymous No.54727864]

>>54727770
Wrong... waaay wrong.

[Anonymous No.54727871]

LOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54727875]

>>54727721
What the fuck do you even pay for? I have soundcloud and I only listen to DJ sets. (techno/tech house). Imagine paying for music.

[Anonymous No.54727882]

>>54727733
hope you
sold that shit
while
tha sellin' was gud

[Anonymous No.54727886]

>AI stocks randomly retard pumped again

[Anonymous No.54727891]

>ACMR fell 4% with nasdaq
Why we shouldn't I buy this company? It looks healthy with solid PE and editba

[Anonymous No.54727892]

>>54727788
What tickers to you own?

[Anonymous No.54727898]

>>54727822
All non
"offshores"
brokers

[Anonymous No.54727901]

>>54727882
Im about to buy more. Theres some jew trickery afoot and im confident the price is gonna rebound above 70 if not today then definitely tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54727908]

>>54727835
Liquidity can't go down because then something else breaks and then they print more. You haven't realized that yet?
The faucet only runs one way.

[Anonymous No.54727916]

Hmm - very unusual 1 min chart natural gas
some news must have broken
1% rally in several minutes on no scheduled news

[Anonymous No.54727918]

What happens when it breaks 4100

[Anonymous No.54727919]

>>54727750
Still in the denial phase I see.

[Anonymous No.54727924]

>>54727898
Why do you post like youre writing haikus or something?

[Anonymous No.54727926]

>>54727908
What did they do when gilts crashed? Patched that part of the market and kept draining liquidity.

What did they do when US regional banks crashed? Patched that part of the market and kept draining liquidity.

What will they do when treasuries crash due to the debt limit? Patch that...

[Anonymous No.54727929]

Yes, yes, we'll done Bobo, we'll done... however... I would like to turn your attention to Mr Snibs over here...

[Anonymous No.54727934]

>>54727926
best post on smg today.

[Anonymous No.54727938]

>>54727926
When do they patch my portfolio specifically

[Anonymous No.54727952]

>>54727938
I use this as my guide. So in a couple years when Powell's replacement is sworn in.

[Anonymous No.54727955]

>>54727938
That happened in October. Perhaps you missed it.

[Anonymous No.54727963]

I really wish this shit would end

[Anonymous No.54727976]

>>54727929
Your little Mr Snibs is no match for MR SCHNIPPEN SHNAPPEN

[Anonymous No.54727979]

Starting to worry the overall market uptrend from the last several months is about to break

[Anonymous No.54727981]

>sell puts, buy them back, sell puts, buy them back, sell puts, buy them back, sell puts, buy them back, sell puts, buy them back, sell puts, buy them back
i miss the comfort of childhood

[Anonymous No.54728007]

>>54727952
Okay but what do the projections of Atlantis and destruction of the Mass Autism array have on the market.

[Anonymous No.54728014]

Silver going down. Gold will follow soon.

[Anonymous No.54728015]

>>54727938
Why it's simple, you become a victim of TOTAL WAGIE DEATH

[Anonymous No.54728029]

I slurped the SOXL dip

[Anonymous No.54728031]

>>54727981
why can't you still do this?

[Anonymous No.54728035]

>>54727750
Lol this is nigger tier mentality. What do you get when rates are 0 for most of a decade.
>AAPL 2 tril, MSFT 2 tril, TSLA 2 Tril, crypto computer 2 tril

Now do the math on those assets at 2-3% the next decade, add multiple recessions, inflation and political/social strife. Money will still be made but the buy and hold strategy is fucked for a long time

[Anonymous No.54728037]

>>54727976
Ah but that is where you are wrong it is Love that will save the market and pump us to the moon.

[Anonymous No.54728041]

>>54728029
Don't be retarded Mayne that shits going straight down to 10 dollars

[Anonymous No.54728060]

>>54728035
You don't think apple or msft are worth 2 t?

[Anonymous No.54728065]

>>54728015
I’m being laid off

[Anonymous No.54728067]

>>54728041
>10
You wish, mumu

[Anonymous No.54728073]

>>54728065
welcome to the freedom club

[Anonymous No.54728082]

>>54728065
I've been at the same company for 12 years and I've literally never seen layoffs, even during COVID. Feels good to work in a recession proof industry.

[Anonymous No.54728089]

>>54728082
Must be weird being an undertaker though

[Anonymous No.54728090]

>>54726326
>1929
>brain surgery
What? Its almost been 100 years and I still dont trust it, that stuff was probably super terrifying back then

[Anonymous No.54728091]

>>54728041
Then I'll slurp some more

[Anonymous No.54728092]

>>54727892
Here's my holdings. Pretty sure it's embarrassingly shit and a sign I don't know what I'm doing but I figure spread the risk at first then I can filter down to core investments once I know wtf I'm doing.

Did think I'd invested in fairly standard EFTs and funds though which is why them telling me I have leveraged stuff worries me.

[Anonymous No.54728095]

The the 1 year chart for the Poo Poo Pee. The sawtooth pattern continues with the most obvious and telegraphed rollover I've ever seen. The only question is how far does it drop next month.

[Anonymous No.54728097]

>>54728082
That's unfortunate. Nothing beats a free vacation.

[Anonymous No.54728099]

>>54728041
>>54728067
Do you guys actually have a good reason for semiconductors to fall or are you just bandwagoning faggots?

[Anonymous No.54728101]

>>54728082
There were no layoffs during covid, the layoffs are happening only since 2022. Also, you're absolutely getting laid off, given your post.

[Anonymous No.54728106]

Fuckin burgers again pumping EU, srsly.

[Anonymous No.54728108]

wait, mumu is the bear? thought bobo is the bear

[Anonymous No.54728111]

>>54728099
Uh... a recession?

[Anonymous No.54728116]

>>54728090
The truth is medical technology has barely improved since 2500BC.
There were various advances in biology, but nearly none were translated into the clinic.
The elites want you to believe that things like soap and hot water were invented in the year 1950 because they don't want you to read history books and realize that you don't actually need a tv to be happy.

[Anonymous No.54728121]

>>54728111
Lmao

You idiots have been boohooing about a recessions for over a fucking year.

Lmfao even

[Anonymous No.54728123]

>>54728099
Personally I see the main ETFs breaking trendline support and NVDA in a textbook distribution pattern for the past month.

[Anonymous No.54728124]

>>54728108
mumu is the bull and bobo is the bear

[Anonymous No.54728125]

>>54728099
The shortage ended

[Anonymous No.54728131]

>>54728124
thank you

[Anonymous No.54728141]

>>54728125
>The shortage is why semis are down
>The shortage is why semis are up
Bears have literally zero consistency, that's the problem

[Anonymous No.54728147]

>>54728131
the boboposting gets quite hilarious on red days

[Anonymous No.54728150]

>>54727929
>we'll done
>we'll done

[Anonymous No.54728156]

>>54728060
They are worth alot but a rising tide rises all boats, total market cap will shrink as debt shrinks, they will rise again higher after this current crisis is put on hold, but go down once again later this decade as inflation comes back. Just have to look at the commodity situation, how can we grow stockpiles with fuel prices high, interest rates high, weak demand, low investment by banks.. the prices of every real good will continue to rise as Asia/Africa/Latam industrialize. There will be more competitors on the global scene, people will balk more at vanity items, utility will become more important

[Anonymous No.54728159]

>>54728141
Why would something be down because of a shortage? Are you drawing this strawman out of your ass?

[Anonymous No.54728160]

>>54728099
Knock-on effects from cooldown in investment funding across the tech sector already signalled by widespread layoffs and hiring freezes, growth arrest, and other patterns among (soft) tech companies and (hard) tech OEMs, along with consumers not having spare cash to spend on hardware that's literally 10x the price it was a few years ago for the same tier, where the strategy on the (hard) tech company side is to limit supply to try to keep prices up.

[Anonymous No.54728164]

>>54728147
i noticed that!

[Anonymous No.54728173]

>>54728121
https://twitter.com/KISS_RHINO/status/1635682057925038081

[Anonymous No.54728175]

NEW

>>54728169

>>54728169

>>54728169

[Anonymous No.54728179]

>>54728037
at last I see

[Anonymous No.54728180]

>>54728121
Recession officially started in 2020 dumbass. Read a book.

[Anonymous No.54728189]

>>54727924
because
i
want to

[Anonymous No.54728293]

>>54726579
>couldn't control herself
>had to "find jesus" to do so
lmao I bet the priest is fucking her and convincing her that it's not sex or some shit

[Anonymous No.54728416]

GM beat earnings projections significantly and raised guidance... dumped 7%... lmao

[Anonymous No.54729054]

>Rate my value picks:
Ferroglobe ($GSM)
ON semicondcutor
Intel
East West Bancorp
Triton
Brookfield Corporation
Capital Southwest Corporation
Naspers
Synaptics

>Growth Picks
Aehr Test Systems
Amazon
Meli
Sea Limited
IONQ
Tesla
TQQQ (invest when down)

[Anonymous No.54729151]

>>54727113
Redfin says my 120,000 purchase price multifamily property is now 180,000 market price.

Zillow says it is 140,000 down from 160,000 last summer.

Either way. Winning. New Jersey and New York are too expensive until Phillipsburg area gets developed more. (I know landlords who were selling here and buying there.)

>I live in bordering state where all the scum are fleeing NY and NJ. However, it oddly attracts more gentrification and development making my shitty southside into a trendy neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.54729999]

>>54729054
I think you're in for a rough ride, fren.