/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54722449]

WORLD DOMINATION Edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previously: >>54719595

[Anonymous No.54722451]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54722464]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54722465]

nigger

[Anonymous No.54722470]

i'm 27 and I make $650k with just a community college degree
am i gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.54722480]

>>54722470
not if that is canuck bucks

[Anonymous No.54722487]

>>54722470
>Math PhD
>Any position I want
>$800k starting
You're doing OK I guess.

[Anonymous No.54722509]

Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to COOM
You say I'll never get your SQUIRTSHARTS till the day I die
"Tough luck, my CHUD, but the answer is noOOOOOOOOOOPE!"
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
Don't you know I'm COOMING IN YOU?
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?
I'm gonna PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ATE
(POOP ON that girl) And MAKE HER ASSIMILATE
Why you gotta be sUCH A JEW?

[Anonymous No.54722519]

In a way it's funny. The whole U.S govt debt is based on nothing more than what some computer says is on the balance sheet. So nothing is stopping them (congress/fed/whoever) from telling the computer; "Hey here's 31 trillion extra we found buried in a vault" to wipe the debt clean off. They could do it. When you control the money creation machine you can do damn near anything you want. Who's to say otherwise? That money don't exist anyway so where it comes from don't mater. V.S the old days where your money was based/backed by gold/silver,etc.

[Anonymous No.54722520]

I'm getting fatter. I'm never going to be able to achieve sex.

[Anonymous No.54722526]

>>54722520
it loses its lustre after the first two, three hundred times

[Anonymous No.54722528]

Thanks for baking, dear anon. KEEP THE FIRE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.54722529]

Futures and look at HANG FANG SENG>

[Anonymous No.54722539]

>>54722529
My JD dot com call option just dropped like 40% in 2 days lol

[Anonymous No.54722540]

How do I stop being used as jewish exit liquidity?

[Anonymous No.54722543]

>>54722520
Bruh, just stop eating. Calories in….


CALORIES OUT

[Anonymous No.54722547]

>>54722526
>it loses its lustre after the first two, three hundred times
>>54722509
Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to COOM

[Anonymous No.54722554]

ZIVB bros, how many shares we aping into tomorrow? Let's fucking GO!!

[Anonymous No.54722556]

>>54722528
These AI hoes are going to warp so many young minds, girls included.

[Anonymous No.54722559]

>>54722529
China has been violently selling off for a week, futures don't mean anything because the american market is retarded.

[Anonymous No.54722564]

no way it dumps, looks like bait for idiots to short

[Anonymous No.54722591]

>>54722529
YANG nigger is making some money on that HFS

[Anonymous No.54722598]

>>Multiple reports of American business refusing to accept USD in favor of Chinese Yuan. 7-11, Walgreens, Dollar General, and Fudrucker Burgers will no longer accept U.S. Dollars effective immediately

uh american bros, I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.54722610]

>>54722556
I’m too jaded to see it as anything other than the consequence of a string of interconnected events. I do take pleasure in creating them, though.

I’ve been thinking about the scene from blade runner 2049 when K goes through the archive with the bald guy. I really hope the internet and all the files get deleted for a time. It would be very cathartic.

[Anonymous No.54722614]

This market sucks I'm bored.
Also pulling a muscle in your back sucks too. I am suddenly made acutely aware of all the muscles that go in to standing up straight. Other muscles are taking up the slack for the injured one and now those are sore too.

[Anonymous No.54722633]

>>54722614
Heating pad and ibuprofen. Also, stretching. I’ve been there, bro. It’ll end eventually.

[Anonymous No.54722646]

>>54722610
My man if archive.org exists, even in its pozzed form, you can be sure the glowniggers have their own. You seen that Prism shit out in Utah? I bet it's all rad/em hard too.

[Anonymous No.54722653]

>>54722591
I already sold. I never time it perfect but YANG is a great shitcoin

[Anonymous No.54722672]

This country is so fucked holy shit.

[Anonymous No.54722688]

>>54722672
Whattya mean?

[Anonymous No.54722689]

>>54722564
Keep resisting, it makes me harder.

>>54722520
Stop eating goyslop.

>>54722614
Sell credit spreads. I'm having a great time.

[Anonymous No.54722714]

>>54722653
what data sources do you go by to determine the various trades you do. give a little bullet point on how you determined the YANG trade, for example.

[Anonymous No.54722721]

>>54722688
The economy and our international influence are falling apart. Our "leaders" know it's fucked, but instead of fixing the situation they're just using the legal system to persecute anyone who points out their fuckups. They're doubling down on their mistakes to save face.

[Anonymous No.54722733]

>>54722721
>Creating jobs for keyholder wagies
BRILLIANT

[Anonymous No.54722742]

>>54722714
You get this little tingle in your balls when you know things are overpriced or underpriced. Have no emotion and know everyone is a lieing retarded greedy faggot. I basically just summarized "the intelligent investor" for you.

I think things are overpriced and I think fomc is going to be bloody.. sqqq, labd, yang it's all irrelevant they are just shitcoin charts I enter at "a fair price" and exit at a profit

[Anonymous No.54722758]

The final piece of my team is in place. I just hired a new zoomer girl and she is absolutely amazing. This means I can start planning my escape from the company. Now why is this important you ask? Well that's when I am going to start cashing in on the money /smg/ owes me and I start making videos again. Scoopsies currently owes me $2950 (plus sex), poem anon says he has over $500k so I figure he's good for $10k. Bloomberg anon is probably good for another $3k as well. That will be a good start.

[Anonymous No.54722764]

US markets are acting as a stablecoin nowadays

go out of us if you want volatility

[Anonymous No.54722786]

>>54722764
"return to normal"

[Anonymous No.54722790]

>>54722764
Fomc is may 2-3. Market picks a direction then. This whole crab seems very artificial
>shoulder bump
>hey these banks going under looks really bad
>pump it until the goys stop talking about bank runs

Pretty much my conclusion. Everyone knows it's going down they just had to kill the puts first and make sure hysteria didn't take over. Jpow will be the useful goy in May and they will blame the bear market on him and the fed rate hike

[Anonymous No.54722802]

my niggers SOXX is bumping and grinding up on that trendline. We expect a mega dump market markers!

[Anonymous No.54722820]

>>54722790
>fed rate hike
25 bps in may for sure

[Anonymous No.54722827]

>>54722721
Seeing videos from California is like Seeing a video from Africa or China. So utterly alien it is engrossing.

[Anonymous No.54722828]

>>54722820
Goodnight smg. How much money will I have lost in my sleep tonight?

[Anonymous No.54722834]

>>54722827
I hope it gets worse. Californians need to truly suffer so they learn from their mistakes

[Anonymous No.54722836]

>>54722721
There used to be a chain of stores in Canada that had a business model based around front counter only, tell them what you want and they retrieve it from the warehouse behind. It was some kind of toy and electronics type store. I thought it was cool. They weren't set up this way because of urban youths (Canada didn't really have those at the time), it was more a space and cost saving measure as they could condense everything warehouse style and not worry about it being nice for customers.

[Anonymous No.54722838]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54722840]

>>54722820
>25bps is bullish

You niggers have been saying "pivot" for two years.

[Anonymous No.54722849]

>>54722742
that makes enough sense
I have a copy of Intelligent Investor right behind me

[Anonymous No.54722870]

>>54722838
painfully obvious plot twist, AI is the antichrist

[Anonymous No.54722895]

>>54722742
>everyone is a lieing retarded greedy faggot
literally everyone giving financial advice are like this

[Anonymous No.54722896]

>>54722758
My money is already committed to other ventures though, sorry

[Anonymous No.54722926]

>>54722896
leave it
to
a
duck charity

[Anonymous No.54722930]

>>54722834
They aren't suffering though, they're moving to your state and voting in your elections.

[Anonymous No.54722939]

>>54722896
Well you're going to have to uncommit those funds unfortunately
>>54722930
kek trust me, ain't nobody moving to Michigan, except poem anon in the near future

[Anonymous No.54722940]

>>54722926
The ducks around here are doing fine on their own. They don't need financial assistance.

[Anonymous No.54722954]

>>54722939
Michigan is just California with cold weather.

[Anonymous No.54722960]

>>54722940
leave it to
TBLT
they definitely need
financial assistance
leave it to
a duck charity
in the name of TBLT
the publicity might
give them
a
poomp

[Anonymous No.54722982]

>>54722954
No definitely not. Yes Michigan is a fringe blue state, but we don't have anything close to the crime, insane taxes, and insufferable trannies that california has. We are a blue collar state. Also cost of living is very cheap. As long as you stay out of Flint, Saginaw, and Detroit the rest of the state is both beautiful and comfy

[Anonymous No.54722985]

>>54722939
What is there to do in Michigan?
I'd miss the mountains
Also the other ventures are solid investments, I can't just pull my money back

[Anonymous No.54722997]

>>54722982
I have people from there
and have long understood
upper peninsula
to be
excellent country

[Anonymous No.54722998]

>>54722985
You go to the UP if you want hills and nature. The UP is literally a no nigger zone. Plus I could get you a nice storage unit here, you could move in with me while you look for a suitable place to live, and we could play vidya, drink, and talk about stocks all day. My apartment is massive and empty because it's just me. You could experience the comfy local bakery and breweries. There is a reason i've never stayed away from Tecumseh. People here love the police and the mayor hates minorities. The mayor literally voted down a battered women's shelter because he didn't want a bunch of trashy white women bringing their nigger boyfriends into town. Look up the town on google maps

[Anonymous No.54723009]

>>54722985
best hiking i ever did was when my buddy and i did rattlesnake ledge on daylight savings switch day, we were the only ones on the mountain apart from a qt asian trail runner
not even worth it to hike anymore, at least any of the trails within 1-2 hours of seattle
and i hate driving so much that i'd be too tired to hike if i had to drive further

[Anonymous No.54723023]

>>54722997
I haven't been in a long time, because I have nobody to go with :(. I think poem anon moving here would do him a lot of good emotionally and spiritually. Michigan feels like a bunker from clown world. There is lots of fishing and hunting available here. I'm thinking of going wild boar hunting next year. They have essentially a farm where you can take a "safari" and hunt them, and they guarantee you a kill and process it for you. And a boar will give you a shit ton of meat. My brother in law is still giving me bacon and meat sticks from his last hunt.

[Anonymous No.54723047]

>>54722982
California is also mostly red farm land and suburbs going by area, but it's run by LA and San Fagsisco just like Michigan is ruled by Detoilet and Ann Arbor.

[Anonymous No.54723048]

>>54723023
>I think poem anon moving here would do him a lot of good emotionally and spiritually
You might seriously legit be onto something there, probably far more effective than his therapist. And I know you meant it seriously legit, too.

[Anonymous No.54723050]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54723053]

>>54722998
Yes, I looked up Tecumseh. I'm the one that found your apartment (from the windows), remember? It looks nice... but I never lived somewhere so flat. I think I would go flat crazy
>>54723009
I was actually planning to do that this weekend... I never started from the south end. And there's lots of good hiking, I like to go pretty deep into the mountains though where there are fewer-to-no people.
>>54723023
>Michigan feels like a bunker from clown world.
I don't mind the clown world though. I just ignore it and don't let any of it affect or bother me.
Also, once I do get laid off (probably next week) I'll need to stay here to find a new job, since the remote ones are drying up

[Anonymous No.54723070]

FUCK COINBASE

FUCK CARVANA
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK SIGNATURE
AND FUCK COINBASE

[Anonymous No.54723073]

Sometimes I want to quit my frugal life style and start living above my means

[Anonymous No.54723080]

>>54723047
You truly don't know anything about Michigan. Detroit literally has no pull when it comes to politics, and Ann Arbor is just where all the rich people live. Detroit is an empty wasteland, everyone just lives in the suburbs surrounding it and visits detroit for sporting events. The only reason Whitmer is still in office is the republicans ran out the worst candidates the last couple of elections. Snyder was a complete fucking retard.
>>54723048
It truly would be. I think a hearty dose of the midwest would do him a lot of good. Going to the beaches of the great lakes is very therapeutic. Michigan summers while sometimes intense are incredibly comfy. There are also few things better than having the day off of work while you sit and watch a brutal ice storm ravage everything. Guns are everywhere despite Whitmer's weak attempts at gun control, and everyone minds their own business.

[Anonymous No.54723086]

What cologne do my Wall Street niggas wear?

[Anonymous No.54723091]

>>54722520
Just stop eating sugar and carbs. Eat salads and meat.

[Anonymous No.54723103]

>>54723086
I'm a polo black guy myself

[Anonymous No.54723112]

>>54723103
a black guy on pol? Doubt

[Anonymous No.54723113]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54723127]

>>54723070
FUCK EVERYTHING
BUT
BOIL
&
KOLD
&
BTC
as far as I am gonserned
>>54723080
You've got to get him to stop listening to the demons who whisper into his ear all kinds of fears and excuses why not to do it like "you will be afraid of the flatness, don't do it" and "you have to stay here with us in the big shitty to get jerb" and "he's going to take your bussy if you go"
they are just relentless trying to keep him from getting better.

[Anonymous No.54723134]

>AMZN earnings soon

I will laugh if their earnings are getting so bad, that they will have to shut down shit like Twitch to save money in this fucked economy.

[Anonymous No.54723136]

>>54723070
I love watching COIN bulls get BTFO'd

>>54723080
You will remain in your home. You will bring your children to drag queen story hour. You will have your vote deleted by the Dominion voting machine. You will subsidize some crackhead nigger's mortgage. And you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.54723137]

>>54723127
I don't know. I just think he needs a genuine friend who cares about him. I like poem anon, and he's clearly in a rut. A change of scenery would do him a lot of good. But i'm not exactly going to coerce him into coming here. He needs to make his own decisions.

[Anonymous No.54723145]

I am financially decimated

[Anonymous No.54723147]

>>54723136
Is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.54723159]

>>54723145
You could’ve boughten tax deeds and tax liens. You fool

[Anonymous No.54723169]

>>54723145
what the fuck did u do

[Anonymous No.54723173]

>>54722721
>creating a barrier between customers and products
lol yeah, you save on shrink but your topline is obliterated. you'd only shop for what you absolutely need/ came for. over a quarter of walmarts sales come from shit next to the cash line, well over half is compulsive shopping. not too mention the capex needed to do this..

[Anonymous No.54723178]

>>54723169
i bet he has a fantastic dick

[Anonymous No.54723180]

>>54723145
just dont realize your losses

[Anonymous No.54723195]

>>54723137
>I don't know. I just think he needs a genuine friend who cares about him. I like poem anon, and he's clearly in a rut.
Fully agreed. The whole proposition has the feel of perfection to it, from here. Maybe the seed will germinate and stew a bit, and then just click within him. It would also make the show a cohost dynamic and take it to whole other levels. It would be kino autism. I will legit pray for all of this to occur.

[Anonymous No.54723202]

>>54723112
More likely than you think.

>>54723147
I would honestly just throw on some call credit spreads. If it's looking like they're going to have a bad earnings report (seems likely) then you could take out a put debit spread for a big, immediate payout. The problem with betting against COIN, and this is why I hate COIN bulls, is that you never know when Kathy Wood is going to dump $20 million into that piece of shit and blow you out.

[Anonymous No.54723203]

>>54723169
the options gave and the options tooketh

[Anonymous No.54723210]

>>54723195
You're being way too agreeable with me to be organic. Listen glowie, I hate the antichrist and I won't be shooting up any schools no matter what mkultra shit you pull.

[Anonymous No.54723211]

>>54723145
bless you
Anon

[Anonymous No.54723224]

>>54723210
i am
far too
organic
>I hate the antichrist
blessed
a
s
e
d

[Anonymous No.54723229]

>>54723211
thanks, I think I'll make it back up soon enough though

[Anonymous No.54723233]

>>54723145
I would unironically rope unless I made 100k a year or had rich parents

[Anonymous No.54723240]

>>54723229
kick ass, blessed
i very much know what it is like to essentially lose everything but still maintain hope and determination in the face of it all.

[Anonymous No.54723243]

>>54723233
Meh it's only money

[Anonymous No.54723251]

>>54723240
I just have to keep moving

[Anonymous No.54723254]

>>54723229
i will pray for you anon

[Anonymous No.54723260]

>>54723224
I see what you're trying to do glowie. You're trying to manipulate me to use my remote viewing abilities to turn poem anon into a mass shooter. It all makes sense.
>down on his luck millennial
>single white male
>has plenty of money to buy guns and advanced tactical gear
>mentally unstable
>has violent outbursts that he takes out on inanimate objects and himself
>about to give up on life

You won't get poem anon. I'll protect him, and you won't get scoopsies either. I protect the lanklets that deserve protecting. My connection with aliens and my remote viewing capabilities makes me a much tougher target than you think. I have a lot of resources. You haven't done your research.

[Anonymous No.54723262]

>>54723233
post Breakfast

[Anonymous No.54723265]

>>54723233
there is nothing worth "roping" over. no matter what, always just look for new paths. perhaps paths that you were previously blinded to due to your own attempts at forcing expectations. learn to accept loss of old expectations and finding new opportunities/potentials. learn to control what you repeat to yourself in your internal dialogue and cut out negative ones and replace them with hopeful, determined ones, no matter what.

[Anonymous No.54723272]

>FRC
What happened

[Anonymous No.54723274]

>>54722520
I just lost mine at 28 and caught an STD from one of the 6 I was with during my spring break. It's not even that good, slightly better than doing it yourself but less relaxing. Focus on making money first, then go on vacation and spend some of your /biz/ gains. Wah-la you're not going to be a wizard anymore.

[Anonymous No.54723278]

>>54723260
I know that u already
saved us all
in that one dream
I offer a very cautious thanks for that
but the reason it is cautious is because
only Christ truly saves
though He does sometimes
allow us
to participate as member of His body.

[Anonymous No.54723294]

Stay noided my dudes. In case you haven't noticed yet, glowniggers have been getting a bit of a Stalin complex the last couple of months.

[Anonymous No.54723300]

>>54723180
He'd better before a year passes.

[Anonymous No.54723319]

>>54723272
Oh, months ago there was a huge crypto/DEI/interest rake hike that unraveled the economy putting banks into ruin. This was one of those banks

[Anonymous No.54723327]

whatever happened to the 'building a billion dollar company' guy?

[Anonymous No.54723329]

>>54723274
Never that gal was deserves a fucking parade for her sacrifice

[Anonymous No.54723336]

>>54723327
He quit 5 days in

[Anonymous No.54723347]

>>54723327
Still happening, but too many sus posters lately for continued updates.

[Anonymous No.54723350]

>>54723272
Everybody pulled their money out

[Anonymous No.54723364]

>>54723262
Its 10 PM

[Anonymous No.54723374]

>>54723112
You mean /biz fucking dumb goy

[Anonymous No.54723382]

Chyna dumping real good the last few days. US will follow after the next session on MSFT and GOOG after-hours earnings
get ready mumus the generational top is in.

[Anonymous No.54723386]

>76% of S&P have so far beaten expectations
Bobos, your response? I understand rates exert lagging effects but come on. Earnings will remain good as long as people keep being this rich and nonchalant with their money. Companies know they can get away with inflation because people are just that dumb. Don't fight the bull market bros

[Anonymous No.54723387]

>>54723382
I wish. It's just gonna crab again

[Anonymous No.54723401]

>>54723272
>earnings delayed
>a bunch of wealth management teams went to other firms and took their clients with them, billions right there
>dividend suspended
>layoffs
And worst of all, no guidance. Can't believe anyone was retarded enough to pull the trigger on this

[Anonymous No.54723404]

>>54723387
MSFT got an implied move of like 4% up/down that's pretty big for 2 trillion mktcap company
the crab will end (up/down) after the next trading session. check how far MSFT come and how shit their latest earnings and guidance was.

[Anonymous No.54723426]

>>54723254
damn who's this milk truck?

[Anonymous No.54723428]

>>54723387
NIGGA this is S&P 5.

Entire stock market is literally being held up with sticks duck tape and faggot HOPE.

[Anonymous No.54723437]

>>54723386
>Bobos, your response?
check ytd performance and tell me how this is not fake and gay
"""people""" are hiding in megacaps. imagine they come down

[Anonymous No.54723438]

>>54723401
That first part was the biggest red flag I could think of but I guess everyone who bought got too high on clown market farts

>>54723404
But what if they mention AI like 20 times and the stock retard pumps

[Anonymous No.54723443]

dxy rising a bit

[Anonymous No.54723464]

Lookin' good for a potential
buy in price
on BOIL
inna premarket again.
I have to be cautiously sure though because I will have to hold overnight
thanks to
THA
FUCKIN'
PDT
RULE
I used up
muh 3rd
on this mornin's swing.
OH YEAH
for anyone who tries to follow natgas
my expectation is that this week it will go slightly OVERALL lower (but it is a wild buckin' bronco so will have some volatility swings)
then start pickin' up
a little mo' steam
into May.
Don't start lookin' towards the long holds tho
until it rolls
to the
SEPT CONTRACT
in June
(it is presently on the JULY contract
which it rolled to
early this month)
then the NOV contract will get pretty sweet
and the JAN one
will be
this year's
finale
BARRING UNFORESEEN
SURPRISE
MACRO
ECONOMIC
FACTORIAL
CIRCUMSTANTIAL
CIRCUMSTANCES
like, u know
wild shit

[Anonymous No.54723471]

>>54723428
and memes
lots and lots
of memes

[Anonymous No.54723483]

>>54723428
how come koreanfag is bearish again? last week you told me we going to da moon

[Anonymous No.54723505]

>>54723483

check'em

[Anonymous No.54723509]

Everything only gets worse from here and I'm not only speaking about business and finances if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.54723512]

>>54723464
I should clarify for those who have not followed previous postings/discussions very well
that it rolls every other month, and rolls into the contract that is the every other month from the previous
but the contracts are ahead
like April rolled into July
June rolls into Sept
Aug rolls into Nov
Oct rolls into Jan
JAN IS
THUS FAR
THA PEAK
IN NATGAS
FUTURES PRICES
and it starts do decline from Feb onward
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

AND
AAAAAAAAAAAND
jan is a little higher now than it had been
having previously dropped into
THA TREE 80S

[Anonymous No.54723515]

GIMME ALL YOUR CHIPS

[Anonymous No.54723539]

>>54723437
Hiding? Stable income, good earnings even during "bad times", stable market share, will never dump erratically, good positioning to take advantage of the AI stuff... yeah, people are really stupid to be "hiding" in these companies.
Companies have shown that earnings can be either maintained or even better despite the "high" inflation and "high" rates and the "recession". As such, it can only get better from now on r-r-r-right?

[Anonymous No.54723538]

>>54723437
>red hole for banks
nice

[Anonymous No.54723542]

https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004

[Anonymous No.54723555]

>>54723542
boomers actually listened to this shit? ...

[Anonymous No.54723581]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxomqS867SU
i'm only 7 and i think the classics r da best!!!

[Anonymous No.54723585]

>>54723382
I just saw another way that GOOG is trailing MSFT. I have been using MSFTs authenticator app which allows you to store your data "in tha cloud", and GOOG just announced theirs will now do that too. Makes me think of that comment the MSFT head jeet said, "we made Google dance". I think the biggest threat MSFT earnings is facing is the slowing of Azure adoption, aside from the general economic situation. I'm probably lowering their earnings too will all these WMT gift cards I've been getting from using Edge to search Bing.

[Anonymous No.54723591]

>>54723555
No wonder they're so fucked in the head

[Anonymous No.54723597]

>>54723539
>good earnings even during "bad times"
you should check out latest earnings and forward guidance for AAPL, MSFT, GOOG etc.. those earnings were completely dogshit and it will not get better

[Anonymous No.54723604]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54723605]

I have a opinion

[Anonymous No.54723609]

why do companies get set their own guidance?

[Anonymous No.54723617]

>>54723604
Is it possible to achieve such smugness?

[Anonymous No.54723625]

>>54723555
>>54723591
Ope sorry. I figured the xanax would have knocked you zoomers out by this hour. Here's something more you speed fr fr no cap on god 100 *eggplant emoji* *tear emoji*

https://youtu.be/94zTrkr5_xY

[Anonymous No.54723632]

>>54723585
cloud business is slowing down massively look at AMZN AWS numbers, Azure is not going to be any better
no company is going to do big investments if we heading into slowdown / recession. especially GOOG is fucked due their slowing ad business

[Anonymous No.54723638]

>>54723609
when you're a grownup, you can choose your own bedtime

[Anonymous No.54723639]

>>54723609
who else can set it
only they
have their own books
do you think
that
random
street niggers
should set guidance on companies?

[Anonymous No.54723644]

>>54723386
How much of SP500 has reported so far? Last week was paltry and were on Monday of week 2 of Q1.. unless that Greentext is of Q4 last year

[Anonymous No.54723650]

>>54723542
holy fuck
this was awful
yet I loved it
regarldess
and let it play all the way through
wtf
I remember her having some sort of hit in the 80s but do not remember what it was
because I was a metal head
for the most part
in those years
plus old
classic
country

[Anonymous No.54723660]

My returns suck (over years) should I just give up and buy index funds every week?

[Anonymous No.54723662]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLvFbBR4XOg
this song always makes me incredibly sad

[Anonymous No.54723663]

>>54723650
What about this? I dance with scoopsies often to this song in private.

https://youtu.be/5sye_VxmNZA

[Anonymous No.54723682]

>>54723581
this was interesting
I used to see their tapes
in
THA BARGAIN BINS
a lot back in tha 80s
but never listened.
>>54723663
somehow
made it
to 12
sec

[Anonymous No.54723689]

>>54723663
holy fuckin god
that
web
m

[Anonymous No.54723698]

>>54723437
Check MTD on utilities and defensives. It's funny how banks reporting at the beginning of quarter doesn't give off how we're entering a deeper bear market cause they did so well. Yet they do so well in recessions because of high value and divies

[Anonymous No.54723726]

>>54723632
I can see a day where MSFT winds up buying GOOG.

[Anonymous No.54723729]

>>54723660
you cannot beat the indexes.

[Anonymous No.54723741]

>>54722960
>duck
I got fucked today

[Anonymous No.54723744]

>>54723660
how about doing both?
every non retard got a casino gambling portfolio and a high divvie low beta boring portfolio which pays out steadily

[Anonymous No.54723755]

>>54723136
>COIN bulls
?

>>54723127
NATGAS and bitcorn?
Really?

[Anonymous No.54723826]

>>54723272
>>FRC
>What happened
nothing just buy puts on FRC make lot of free monies

[Anonymous No.54723836]

>>54722520
>I'm getting fatter. I'm never going to be able to achieve sex.
literally me

[Anonymous No.54723841]

>>54723178
trannies are invading onlyfans culture?

[Anonymous No.54723859]

>>54722470
>I make $650k with just a community college degree
what did you learn?

[Anonymous No.54723933]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.54723945]

Selling puts sounds like free fucking money
What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.54723968]

>>54723945
If the price drops you might have to buy it for a price that's not ideal, but sometimes that's an OK risk if in the long-term you think it's worth what you paid.

[Anonymous No.54723984]

>>54723968
I'm selling TSLA puts then

[Anonymous No.54724044]

ofc dxy rises

[Anonymous No.54724047]

>>54723984
>TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.54724063]

can somebody tell me the opening hours of the repo market in the Uk and europe?

[Anonymous No.54724064]

how rich do I need to be to get a weeb e-girl wife?

[Anonymous No.54724078]

>>54724064
not very probably

[Anonymous No.54724108]

>>54724047
lucky bitch, I wish I was in between those bbws

[Anonymous No.54724114]

>futures going red again
>will dump at open
>will be immediately slurped again
>will crab down in the afternoon to close at exactly 0.1% up or down with little to no daily change
Look at any ETF and it's just a straight line for 4 months.

[Anonymous No.54724119]

>>54724064
Time machine to 2008 when the weeaboo pussy was peak millennial girl instead of zoomer e-thot.

[Anonymous No.54724138]

Damn futures are really dumping all of a sudden what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.54724147]

>>54724119
>2008
uh, can you not remind me of the 6/10 weeb girl I met at high school but didn't pursue because my normie friends made fun of her and I was a closet weeb at the time?

[Anonymous No.54724160]

>>54724138
What I want to know is WHY? Did someone leak out earnings reports or something?

[Anonymous No.54724162]

>>54724147
You will be forced to remember because of all the 30yo millennial chicks who could have been anime moms but are now just dogfuckers. You did this anon. And now you have to cope about how you'll land an 18yo e-thot zoomette anime wife, even as that seems increasingly unlikely as the US deploys troops to the middle of east africa while trying to recruit 30yo males while going bankrupt and into a stagcession and rapeflation. It all comes tumbling down. The Bush years were bad, but they were the last innocent gasp of the old society before total clownification took root.

[Anonymous No.54724163]

>>54724147
Week girls aren't real and never were. I must believe this. I must believe this. Also tomboys aren't real. We will crab forever. We will crab forever.

[Anonymous No.54724170]

>>54724163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OQjVdrZfZE

TRAPPED FOREVER HERE IN CRAB HELL

[Anonymous No.54724177]

>>54724162
>

[Anonymous No.54724186]

Hold the fucking phone. If a stock is trading at 15 dollars, and I buy a put option with a strike price of 15 dollars with a 1 week expiration, and it drops down to 10 dollars the next day, and I sell the put, and the price jumps back up to 15 before the week is over, the buyer can excercise and I'd be fucked right? I wouldn't be in the clear on making a profit unless the options expired worthless or the person I sold the put contracts to sold it to someone else?

[Anonymous No.54724194]

>>54724186
Nigger watch more YouTube videos about puts and calls.

[Anonymous No.54724202]

>>54724194
I have adhd I need a 4 sentence MAX explanation

[Anonymous No.54724230]

>>54724186
>and I sell the put
if you sell it then it's not your contract anymore, retard.. your position is closed and you take the profit from the $5 price change

[Anonymous No.54724235]

>>54724186
If you sell to close (it's the same as what you bought) you're not liable anymore, it's gone.

[Anonymous No.54724274]

>>54724230
>>54724235
>if you sell then it's not your contract anymore
>not liable anymore
But doesn't the buyer have the right to make the seller buy the stock at the strike price if they exercise? I had that power when I first bought it and now the new buyer has that power. Someone told me puts were like hot potatoes so thats why I'm confused

[Anonymous No.54724285]

>>54724274
Holy shit you dumb retard you will lose all of your money if you try and fuck with options.

[Anonymous No.54724286]

>>54724274
if you BUY calls/puts then its your decision to exercise.. "the right but not the requirement to buy/sell at X price" .. if you SELL calls/puts then the buyer can exercise your sell

[Anonymous No.54724308]

>>54724286
>>54724285
I'll stick to putting all my money into VOO...

[Anonymous No.54724327]

>>54722598
Weak fud

[Anonymous No.54724353]

>futures

https://voca.ro/1lc2TEoGEFjJ

[Anonymous No.54724356]

>>54724274
Well think about it, you buy and then sell an option with identical strike prices and expiry dates. If they were able to exercise on the one you sold you could do the same with the first option you bought to cover it. So when you do such a buy then sell it'll just close on your brokerage and you can stop worrying.

[Anonymous No.54724379]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.54724393]

>>54722519
>"Hey here's 31 trillion extra we found buried in a vault" to wipe the debt clean off.
well the fed really CAN just do that anon. They do it all the time. They buy toxic assets and write off the loss. It's called "issuing currency"

[Anonymous No.54724395]

>>54724379
uh what happens when 3M reaches over 5.2 soon?

[Anonymous No.54724434]

>>54724395
Clown world: markets make a new ATH

Crab world: markets stay in the 3900-4200 range longer

[Anonymous No.54724461]

>>54724379
when was the last time the yield curve was this fuck up?

[Anonymous No.54724471]

How's life anons? I still haven't regained losses from last year and I'm unable to hold any position with conviction. I go in and out of positions like a retard.

[Anonymous No.54724476]

>>54724471
How much have you lost

[Anonymous No.54724487]

>>54724476
$20k

[Anonymous No.54724498]

>>54724461
Oct 2000 (blue line)

[Anonymous No.54724500]

>>54724487
Good thing we're about go on a 10 year bull run

[Anonymous No.54724517]

dxy finally falling?

[Anonymous No.54724535]

Absolute bullshit algo trading EU session. So obvious by how the market mvoes on specific times. Disgusting to watch. It appears so unorganic. That's not a trading.

[Anonymous No.54724536]

>russell 2000 futes down over 1%
limit down day? We're nuking hard lol.

[Anonymous No.54724549]

>>54724535
euroepan session is comfy.
dxy rises, you sell spx
dxy falls, you buy spx

[Anonymous No.54724564]

>>54724549
Might be, what I'm saying is the way it moves. It has reached levels of predictability, it has become annoying.

[Anonymous No.54724569]

>>54724564
how does it move?

[Anonymous No.54724575]

>>54724498
which is weird considering how big the dot com bubble was

[Anonymous No.54724587]

>>54724575
What's the next bubble

[Anonymous No.54724593]

>>54724575
They were not raising rates all that much in the late 1990's, unlike today or at the start of 1980

[Anonymous No.54724609]

Anons looking for data confirming impending crash when in fact the crash already happened in March when banks started puking. Only this time gov intervened harder. Yield divergence and all the other shit you think is relevant is not anymore.

[Anonymous No.54724624]

Hi frens
Bought my first shares yesterday.
I really liked how it's all official with some certificate. I always thought stocks were a scam to be honest.
I have taken out some profit from my crypto.
And looking to put some profit in stocks.
Should I just use my bank?
The service fees are 0,12% I don't know if that's a lot. But it feels a bit safer,

I've heard putting money in Vanguard is also a good option but I saw many of their funds just hold top 10 stocks for like 30%. I don't want to hold stocks of any of those companies. So I'm not really sure. I think I can pick better stocks myself.

[Anonymous No.54724633]

>>54724587
wish I knew

[Anonymous No.54724641]

You know, i think it's a little strange FRC dumped on the news that they lost 70 billion in deposits. They've been saying that for like a month before this earnings call that this is the amount they had lost. Seeing it on an earnings call confirms it, but the leading estimate for deposits was Q4 cash - 70 billion dollars.

So what's the reason people are freaking out? We know they're being fronted a bunch of loans below par, and they're collecting a large spread on interest rate vs deposit interest. The fed has basically promised to keep them afloat.

Everything has been priced in correctly for the last month. What is that sharp aftermarket drop from? The only surprising news was a large earnings beat.

I guess the fact that management refused to do a Q&A section and through out their forward guidance is a really bad sign. Am I missing anything here? That balance sheet is basically no significant news. We already knew it was bad, that's why it dropped almost 90% of its value before the earnings call.

[Anonymous No.54724666]

>>54724569
in sudden spikes on specific times, not slowly dropping or slowly rising as if there was some resistance or tug of war.

[Anonymous No.54724667]

>>54724624
They hold a weighted average of the whole market because it's returned +10% a year for 100 years, and no selection of picked stocks has been able to replicate that success for that long. Some do better on shorter time frames but they all fail to outperform in the end.

[Anonymous No.54724679]

>imagine selling stocks right before the FED cranks the printers to 11

[Anonymous No.54724716]

>>54722758
first you were going to close the company up, then you hired a bunch of zoomers who you enjoyed working with, now you want to leave again?

[Anonymous No.54724725]

Reminder that vanguarders are cuckolds. Peter Lynch was more an investor then Jack bogle and stock picking is an easier game then the 80s for retail. Bogleheads will always be seething about us fidelitychads and our big fidelity cocks.

[Anonymous No.54724736]

my gme shorts are printing money

[Anonymous No.54724737]

>>54724641
They said the number and havent been able to fix it.

[Anonymous No.54724744]

>>54724679
two weeks?

[Anonymous No.54724753]

Ive been cranking it to porn with a dry hand for so long, I thought I was gay because I couldn't cum with my gf. So I stopped watching porn and beating off in the shower with a pkcket pussy in the morning before work for a month. I have successfully came inside her twice now.

[Anonymous No.54724772]

>>54723386
Rates. Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.54724777]

>>54724753
Sex shouldn't be that much of a chore though, like I like just going slow for awhile and build it up, but she wants me to pound her and my dick goes numb and I dont feel anything while she's having a good time at my expense and wasted energy.

[Anonymous No.54724781]

>>54724725
Bogleheads run /smg/. 97% of active managers fail to beat the index. Keep trading and building the index mr. wolf of wall street, Vaguardchads will buy your hard work and research for 0.03 basis points

[Anonymous No.54724793]

>>54724737
You mean 25% of people holding read the headline "we lost 70 billion in deposits in like 4 days but it's just stopped all at once" and thought "yeah, they're going to fix that shit in about 2 weeks when their filing due date pops up"?

I mean, everyone loves to dream but i think that's a little bit unreasonable. FRC is a functional business that had a sudden implosion in the middle of a recession. Realistically the triage would take at least a couple quarters or until after the recession pulls out of the deleveraging phase.

[Anonymous No.54724826]

>>54723660
Just DCA into SPY,DIA and QQQ

[Anonymous No.54724834]

>>54724471
A lot of down hill stuff
>still unemployed
>cant find a high paying job
>completely sketched out by the market and sus about the bullish posters considering their behavior for the last year
>down 5 figures and that's with me stopping the majority of large trading last year, most trading is now small amounts
I really hope I get rich and never work again

[Anonymous No.54724840]

>>54724793
That they still have no plan and are on life support theyre fucked. They will to raise capital one way or another and their equity already took a beating to force their hand.

[Anonymous No.54724843]

Bobos, our time has come

[Anonymous No.54724850]

>>54724843
The ESG pushing loser sold....what does this mean

[Anonymous No.54724861]

It's red day for sure because of Banks

[Anonymous No.54724887]

>>54724861
Did someone say slurp the dip?

[Anonymous No.54724901]

AMZD is literally free money ahead of earnings

[Anonymous No.54724910]

Henlo sers. British American Tobacco (BAT.LSE) currently has a dividend yield of 8%.

[Anonymous No.54724913]

>>54724901
> earnings miss
> historic losses
> something something ai
> return to profitability at unspecified time
Stock moons to new ATHs. Don't say I didn't warn you

[Anonymous No.54724927]

These zombie banks are dragging down my boy IWM.

[Anonymous No.54724935]

>>54724913
>unspecified time
in the Semi, they said 2025 and it was good enough to pump 10%
I hate this market

[Anonymous No.54724978]

>>54724843
I did hear people keep saying shit might go down in May or around summer this year...what could it be?

[Anonymous No.54724989]

>>54724935
After the ev bubble popped with fird reverting back to mean and shit like muln and rivian going to pennystocks the market needed a new grift and "ai" is perfect.

[Anonymous No.54725038]

>>54724978
the 50 cent trader bought vix calls for May, so there's this narrative going on

[Anonymous No.54725049]

>>54724887
Anybody that slurps this dip is plumb fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.54725057]

>>54724910
Does the BTI adr also have the dividend?

[Anonymous No.54725064]

>>54724834
You're not getting rich with that mindset. On the plus side, you're not going to lose big either

[Anonymous No.54725101]

>>54725057
ADRs get dividends, yes.

[Anonymous No.54725171]

Time to buy Natgas ETFs?

[Anonymous No.54725193]

>biden announces re-election campaign
>at 6 am
>on a tuesday
>stocks dump
Kekkle. Thank you, dementia man.

[Anonymous No.54725198]

>>54725171
be careful with that so you dont get rekt like the USO etf did in 2020

[Anonymous No.54725207]

>small caps still dead
market isn't recovering until they move

[Anonymous No.54725209]

>>54724609
Yeah I don't get all these twitter doom chart accounts, like, fucking eggs are up 400% why the fuck wouldn't Apple or some other stock be?

[Anonymous No.54725227]

Finally some earnings shenanigans. That will kill the crab, right?

[Anonymous No.54725242]

>>54725198
Natgas looks like its where USO was in May 2020.

[Anonymous No.54725253]

Every company is beating estimates. BULLISH! Yeah, they exceed Q1 2022, but that's not tough considering war breakout. Now compare Q1 2023 with Q4 2022 and you'll see most companies earn less revenue.

[Anonymous No.54725266]

DXYbros...

[Anonymous No.54725293]

>>54722954
Except the people are ugly and unhealthy, we get an influx of them here on the Florida beaches every winter.
Fat pasty ultra liberal faggots that never stop talking about weed and how great MI is.. then fucking stay up there please

[Anonymous No.54725322]

Sirs why the price of the dollar is rising

[Anonymous No.54725331]

>>54725322
OOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54725333]

WIll Burgers slurp today? McD and Pepsi indicate heavy slurping.

[Anonymous No.54725427]

mcdonald earnings are good
people are still coonsooooooming

[Anonymous No.54725461]

>>54725333
FRC will likely collapse by Friday and Google and Microsoft will likely miss earnings and then talk about AI the entire time in their press conferences after market close today. We’ll be down 0.5% at most on Friday when FRC collapses. Nothing can happen until Yellen can refill the cash she needs at the Treasury

[Anonymous No.54725548]

you know what they say guys... you gotta buy the brazilian bonds to make a brazilian dollars

[Anonymous No.54725557]

>>54724063
>can somebody tell me the opening hours of the repo market in the Uk and europe?
okay for euronext it seems it's 07h30min

[Anonymous No.54725564]

it's so easy to earn a decent wage with futures
i love it so much bro

[Anonymous No.54725573]

And wallah just like that 1 Great British Pound will never be worth more than 1.25 US Dollars ever again

[Anonymous No.54725596]

>>54725548
So what do I buy to invest in brazillian lean braphog futures? Honestly an untapped market

[Anonymous No.54725597]

>>54725573
i wish the pound would collapse, this place is hell on earth, and i make my money in USD

parity would be amazing for me

[Anonymous No.54725619]

>>54725564
Same, best decision I ever made

[Anonymous No.54725622]

>>54725564
You with a prop firm or you trade your own account?
If you're consistent on your own, join a firm and you start with 2 or 4 contracts and get an additional contract for every $1k you make, you can get big quickly.

[Anonymous No.54725660]

>>54725596
Their asses are genetically modified. Paraguayuan brappers are our future. Free range jungle bred, lean, heirloom, favela free

[Anonymous No.54725663]

>>54725573
Thanks for reminding me. I've got 10k in GPB I need to flip back.

[Anonymous No.54725668]

>>54725461
FRC has the access to primary credit needed to shell game the deposit loss with loans from the fed for literally years.

100 billion dollars fled the bank over 19 days The filing was due 4 days after the deposit flight finished. Sure it's ugly, but it's not quite that ugly

[Anonymous No.54725718]

bankers are creating lots of indexes. this one is 'New climate-focused version of the CAC 40, in line with the 1.5°C goal of the Paris Agreement''

https://www.euronext.com/en/media/7909/download?_gl=1*2ifzlk*_ga_WYRYLMR662*MTY4MjQyNDA2Mi4xLjEuMTY4MjQyNDEwMS4wLjAuMA....


who buys this crap?

[Anonymous No.54725759]

>>54725622
yeah but the firm takes a bit of money and ofc has its own rules. I prefer to be on my own. To be fair the thing which makes me good at it is simply pocketing partial profits, so i limit my gains to a few points and a prop firm is really not needed for this. Currently I am scared to let the profit runs or even to trade bigger volumes.


also can you tell me how taxes work with a prop firm. For the bureaucrats, am I an employee of the prop firm?

[Anonymous No.54725764]

>>54725718
pension funds

[Anonymous No.54725766]

>>54725718
>who buys this crap?
Calpers

[Anonymous No.54725769]

>>54725718
>who buys this crap?
Government? Pension plans, etc. Probably do or will get tax breaks, etc.

[Anonymous No.54725774]

>>54725718
I will just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.54725783]

>>54725718
the same people who made it. they cycle pensions and managed 401k through it.

[Anonymous No.54725808]

>>54725759
I think the taxes depend on where you and where the firm are located. You are considered an employee. Taxes are higher than capital gains and yeah there is a cut to the firm you have to pay but like I said, if you're profitable, the nature of trading other people's money might be an easy way of trading more contracts.
You're smart not trading too many contracts right now, I think successful futures trading is about scaling not taking huge risks.

[Anonymous No.54725811]

predict today's market open

[Anonymous No.54725820]

>>54725811
things will be horrible and it will rain burning frogs. also check my trips.

[Anonymous No.54725822]

>>54725811
I predict 9:30 am

[Anonymous No.54725827]

>>54725811
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

[Anonymous No.54725829]

>>54725811

[Anonymous No.54725836]

>>54725718
CAC 40, more like cock 40

[Anonymous No.54725840]

>>54725811
Open green and green all day.

[Anonymous No.54725859]

>>54725827
Hi. I'm starting a trading company and am looking for seasoned traders just like you. I rarely come across such astute traders online, so your post caught my eye. But before we start, can you tell me your outlook for the general economy?

[Anonymous No.54725869]

Seems like Visa's earnings will be good. Are we going to pump today before close? I feel like yeah.

[Anonymous No.54725873]

>>54725869
priced in

[Anonymous No.54725879]

>>54725836
gottem!

[Anonymous No.54725882]

>>54723933

>Will the debt ceiling be lifted?
Yes
>Will the market pump because of this
Yes
>Will this make the market worse in the long run
Yes

So with this info as you wish.

[Anonymous No.54725887]

Why isn't buying stocks fun anymore? They just don't go up like they used to

[Anonymous No.54725896]

>>54723945
Have you ever heard the phrase "Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller?"

[Anonymous No.54725914]

>>54725887
because Inflation is still growing despite the Astroturfed numbers the FED and Biden admin publish. It's a lie... like evvvverything else they say to us.

[Anonymous No.54725922]

>>54725887
algos anon, it's entirely algos

every stock just follows whatever an index is doing even if they aren't in that index

[Anonymous No.54725930]

https://youtu.be/0fQ76aruLQI

crab gang

[Anonymous No.54725939]

>>54725914
I thought we already beat inflation

[Anonymous No.54725964]

>>54725859
he's a faggot who post same shit everyday

[Anonymous No.54725970]

>>54725896
>in front of a steamroller
Being paid to pick your buy price for SPY isn't a steamroller unless you are aware of something I'm not.

[Anonymous No.54726034]

>>54725869
nvm

[Anonymous No.54726056]

>>54723134
They're not and that's a retarded thing to suspect

[Anonymous No.54726059]

>>54722449
F-F-F-FRESH!
>>54720655
>>54720655
>>54720655

[Anonymous No.54726064]

Comfy green, DAXchads.

[Anonymous No.54726107]

>>54726059
I'm not baking. Do your fucking job jannie. CLEAN IT UP

[Anonymous No.54726118]

>>54726059
Fuck off you will be bbby'd

[Anonymous No.54726129]

open lower today then crab back up like yesterday

[Anonymous No.54726176]

UH OH MUMU

[Anonymous No.54726258]

>>54726176
daddys home

[Anonymous No.54726287]

My short position is losing me money I though dog hairs were money what happnedd I sold my soul everything give me the life I wantid nowie nowie

[Anonymous No.54726334]

NEW

>>54726326

>>54726326

>>54726326

>>54726326

[Anonymous No.54726515]

>>54725597
Nooooo, a heckin loaf of bread will cost £4

[Anonymous No.54727775]

You will not trade, and you will be happy.