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Lied on my resume and got hired…

What now?

>> No.54718454

what'd you lie about?
what's your job?
what's your salary?
in office or wfh?

>> No.54718475

>>54718446
start looking for your next job before they find out

>> No.54718499

Get experience and ref while looking for a higher pay job

>> No.54718500

>>54718454
I lied about the extra stuff I did, but I can do the core competency of the job.

I’m getting paid $115k on a hybrid role.

>> No.54718516

>>54718446
It's necessary and expected to lie on your resume nowadays. If you don't lie, you will not get an interview. That's how it works

>> No.54718520

>>54718446

R U N

>> No.54718527

>>54718500
Fake it till you make it bro. Or like the other anon said, use this job to get a promotion once you're there long enough.

>> No.54718535

>>54718500
>I can do the core competency of the job.

Pointless post fuck off

>> No.54718552

>>54718446
Be literally the nicest and coolest guy you can be. Talk to everyone you can when in the office and make everyone like you. It’s harder to fire or lay off people that other people in the office like since it destroys morale. Also make sure you do the actual job to the best of your abilities and ask a lot of questions to make yourself seem interested in the role and trying to improve on it

>> No.54718609

>>54718552
you make that sound very easy

>> No.54718634

Never ending anxiety attacks until you manage to escape to a new job without the lies on it

>> No.54718637
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>>54718500
And they'll never know...

>> No.54719967

>>54718446

I love office space anon. Also in regards to your question. Fake it til you make it.

>> No.54720021

>>54719967
Same friend, movie resonates to hard with me

>> No.54720027

>>54718446
Vishwas is that you?

>> No.54720040

I fibbed on what the start date was for my previous work of employment, they’re gonna do a background check on me so I adjusted what my time was, haven’t gotten the offer letter yet. Any bros been in the same situation? It’s for a large corp. the difference in start date is 2 months but I made it seem like I’ve been at my current job a year when in reality it’s been nearly 11 months

>> No.54720113

>>54718446
Nothing. No one cares.

>> No.54720130

>>54720040
Think of someone you work with and try remember the exact date they started..
And it's not a question they really ask to confirm.

>> No.54720175

>>54718446
Go on extended sick leave if you can

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>>54718500
You have to be a hybrid saiyan? I barely have the brains to know how to manage my memecoins as a PLEB or change a fucking light bulb

>> No.54721238

lie about working until you get promoted

>> No.54721252

then lie about targets being met until you're made partner

>> No.54721376

>>54718446
Use ChatGPT and other AI to answer the mundane questions. What skills exactly did you lie about?

>> No.54721398

Hell considering that it wasn't long ago companies were paying you to even interview I don't think they'll dig to far long as you don't fuck up to much.

>> No.54721494

>>54718446
congrats!
now start doing your job the best you can (no need to go beyong "good") and stop caring about this.

>> No.54721565

then lie about earnings until you sell the company

>> No.54721611

>>54718552
This is true.

Firing popular employees is always a cost-benefit risk analysis on management's part, because they can easily spook the less confident employees into looking around at their other options, and they could easily cause all the friends of the guy you fired to turn against the company and plan their own exits, and then before they know it half their critical staff is gone.

I've seen it happen at several companies now. Never pretty.