/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54715214]

Good night sweet prince edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>54713543

[Anonymous No.54715220]

414 eod tomorrow
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.54715241]

>>54715220
based on what?

[Anonymous No.54715243]

DONG LĚMONE HAS BEEN FIRED TOO
TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE COMING

[Anonymous No.54715250]

Rock n Roll BAY BAY!

[Anonymous No.54715261]

REMINDER:

DNC refuses to have primary or national debates for 2024 election.

>Biden makes election questioning a terrorist act

Everything is on the level, the adults are in charge..

[Anonymous No.54715263]

Sources familiar with the matter have indicated that PBR is about to approve a monster dividend.

[Anonymous No.54715265]

see you tomorrow smg

[Anonymous No.54715270]

>>54715243
>It's real
https://twitter.com/donlemon/status/1650533617636966400

Wtf kind of horse trading faggotry is this?

[Anonymous No.54715272]

I am henceforth 100% SP500.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.54715273]

Fucking about time Fox got rid of that racist, homophobic, Russian puppet.

[Anonymous No.54715282]

>>54715273
That's not the real baggot. I know my baggot.

[Anonymous No.54715283]

So you're telling me that you guys spend like 5-10 minutes a day """trading""" (what??? nobody fucking knows) on the """market""" (who the fuck knows where that is) and make """big bucks""" to live the """high life"""?

[Anonymous No.54715288]

>>54715241
it came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.54715291]

>>54715288
k. keep me posted

[Anonymous No.54715297]

Lunch break time

[Anonymous No.54715298]

At least they still have my favorite piece of Fox ass.

[Anonymous No.54715300]

Anyone gambling on FRC tonight?

[Anonymous No.54715301]

>>54715288
Dreams are the best thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.54715302]

What supplements can Tucker successfully sell? Most importantly how do we profit from it?

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.54715307]

>>54715298
>not picking Dana as your favorite piece of Fox ass
lmao

[Anonymous No.54715310]

>>54715298
Sorry, it's time you upgrade to Bloomberg hotties.

[Anonymous No.54715312]

>>54715263
>I shilled them at $9
>sold at $10

Damnit I'm seriously gonna fomo at $12 now and get ass gaped right?

[Anonymous No.54715313]

RIPBOZO TUCKER

see you on the streaming platform Youtube

[Anonymous No.54715316]

First John Rocker, now Tucker Carlson. All my heroes are dead.

[Anonymous No.54715318]

>>54715316
What happened to fat hands?

[Anonymous No.54715327]

>>54715316
>John Rocker
>hero

[Anonymous No.54715330]

>>54715282
Baggie got banned dude.

[Anonymous No.54715343]

okay market can go up now again cmon

[Anonymous No.54715344]

>>54715283
why yes, I can afford to buy exotic spices for my meals with the money from my gains

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54715354]

>>54715330
No we didn't.

[Anonymous No.54715355]

Yo CRBP, thanks again for that HIFS rec.

[Anonymous No.54715356]

why cant this market explode or crash already? I miss the fun days of +/-3-5%. I hate crabs.

[Anonymous No.54715366]

>>54715356
In due time, my good chum.

[Anonymous No.54715368]

>>54715354
Oh so did you delete your last post in shame or something?

[Anonymous No.54715373]

>MSFT earnings tomorrow
t-they're gonna beat expectations right?

[Anonymous No.54715376]

>>54715355
That hedge fund I was talking about bought back in today. Aristides Capital

t. knower

jk lol the CIO talked about it on twitter and will likely talk about it on his newsletter for this quarter

[Anonymous No.54715378]

>>54715298
I want to lick her armpits

[Anonymous No.54715379]

What were John's sure fire picks again?

[Anonymous No.54715388]

>BBBY
Okay so maybe we should have focused more on the "CFO swan diving out of a skyscraper" thing

[Anonymous No.54715390]

>>54715378
If you wouldn't lick her pits, you're a communist.

[Anonymous No.54715392]

>>54715378
if it fits your macros

[Anonymous No.54715395]

>>54715318
I'm pretty sure its Rocker just talking about himself. In fact there was a time a few weeks back where I think Rocker was falseflag posting all this shit like "UGHHHH ILL MISS FATHANDS SO MUCH YOU FAT RETARD I LOVE YOU"

[Anonymous No.54715398]

>>54715368
>Oh so did you delete your last post in shame or something?
I knew it he's the friendly janitor here

[Anonymous No.54715401]

>>54715379
UONE calls, right?

[Anonymous No.54715403]

nONOnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY STaRT SlURPIRNG AGAIN

[Anonymous No.54715411]

Another Crab day, really?

[Anonymous No.54715413]

>>54715356
Well one can simply ask the question "why is the forest quiet"

[Anonymous No.54715414]

>>54715300
>Anyone gambling on FRC tonight?
yeah short it

result will burst it out of the universe

[Anonymous No.54715415]

>>54715403
12 pm money printer is activated

[Anonymous No.54715427]

>>54715411

[Anonymous No.54715430]

>>54715390
I'll lick her navel instead

[Anonymous No.54715431]

I'm beginning to think, they will do anything to prevent the market from going down.

[Anonymous No.54715434]

>>54715411
...on a Monday?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54715444]

>>54715390
I'd cum in her snatch and seize her means of production.

[Anonymous No.54715451]

>>54715395
I've never done that you chud! I don't make videos because this general is dead. It's so dead that there are entire days I don't even bother coming here. That's not something I've done for years. Never miss a day usually. I have absolutely no inspiration to make videos at this point so I come here to shitpost, make fun of baggot, and harass lanklets while I sit on these UONE calls and wait for them to print.

[Anonymous No.54715464]

Here's something funny from biomeme world: disgruntled shareholder letter from a hedge fund. MKT Capital, the hedge fund from San Diego, is pissed off at AUPH

[Anonymous No.54715473]

Debt bill this week :)

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54715482]

>>54715451
>make fun of baggie
right back at you, hope your wife's crumb snatcher is doing well

[Anonymous No.54715489]

Fuck it I'm holding my money I can't afford to lose any more. Gotta wait for a good opportunity.

[Anonymous No.54715497]

lol

[Anonymous No.54715507]

>tfw longing MSFT
will this pay off, or am i going to die broke?
>>54715451
>admits to shitposting on /smg/
beautiful post, mr. fat. I guess since you aren't going to make videos, you'll stop avatar posting; right? :)

[Anonymous No.54715518]

anyone else think gravity is sort of bullshit? Like the idea that bigger objects and bigger planets have stronger gravitational attraction. It's horseshit. not like a tennis ball "attracts" things less than a soccer ball" because the tennis ball is smaller. it's all bullshit and they're lying to us

[Anonymous No.54715523]

>>54715482
Fake picture delet
>>54715507
I've never once avatar posted in my entire life. I only post pictures of my family.

[Anonymous No.54715530]

>>54715497
The Family Guy Series ends next month too. Its ogre

[Anonymous No.54715534]

>>54715507
We're gonna be rich msftbro, kings of the AI revolution guaranteed

[Anonymous No.54715541]

>>54715518
This is a funny post.

[Anonymous No.54715554]

God I hope I can slurp TSLA at 110 again

[Anonymous No.54715558]

>>54715214
Holding COIN hurts so much rn

[Anonymous No.54715559]

WHERE'S MY 0DTE VIX TICKER
I WAS PROMISED A 0DTE VIX TICKER

[Anonymous No.54715561]

I am financially bored.

[Anonymous No.54715570]

>>54715523
ITS NOT FUCKING ALLOWED!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!
>>54715534
Indeed. These bozos have no idea.

[Anonymous No.54715571]

All these earnings be sussin fr fr

[Anonymous No.54715573]

>>54715559

[Anonymous No.54715575]

>>54715431
Who are "they"?

[Anonymous No.54715576]

holy shit when is kre gonna fucking moon already?

[Anonymous No.54715580]

>>54715541
I'm not trying to make you "Lol." Gravity has always been suspicious.

[Anonymous No.54715593]

>Tucker and Lemon gone
Top signal

[Anonymous No.54715596]

>>54715214
They massacred my boy

[Anonymous No.54715599]

Bed bath and beyond ( BBBY ) was a store that made me feel like Boris Yeltsin taking a tour of a Texas supermarket in 1991. I was overwhelmed by the amount of products. The bright white light shone inside the store like a false sun while my brain tried to determine if I truly need this particular product. Truly an apex experience of modern retail.

[Anonymous No.54715604]

>>54715593
What if they link up for a new streaming series?

[Anonymous No.54715607]

>>54715576
2 years

[Anonymous No.54715612]

>>54715593
>no one at CNN cared to tell don to his face
lmfao I'm glad they ended it like that

[Anonymous No.54715618]

>>54715580
The greater the mass of the object the greater the gravitational attraction. It just isn’t very noticable to humans until you get to moon sized object. The attraction decreases with distance. You can’t feel the attraction of the sun although it’s a lot more massive than earth.

[Anonymous No.54715619]

>>54715570
Schizo jannie alert!

[Anonymous No.54715624]

>>54715518
>it's all bullshit and they're lying to us
Then explain why my dick gravitates to your mom every Friday, anon

[Anonymous No.54715633]

as of today i am a 100% democrat voter and you should too if you know whats good for you. trans lives matter, black lives matter.

[Anonymous No.54715636]

>>54715618
>It just isn’t very noticable to humans until you get to moon sized object.
This is insane cope. Ramblings of a lunatic. Oh it's just not very noticeable to humans? Funny how you can't even test out any of these ideas, you just have to trust some science kike. Just like the PFE / MRNA vaccines.

[Anonymous No.54715648]

>>54715633
only if biden does another 4 years

also standing with wokest libshit nonsense like trannies in woman sports is based because it pisses of the real woman

[Anonymous No.54715654]

>>54715633
Agreed, me too

[Anonymous No.54715657]

>>54715489
wise
disciplined
keep it up
son

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54715661]

>>54715523
RORKER
where’s the new video update???

[Anonymous No.54715665]

>>54715648
>real women
Women aren't real, take your meds

[Anonymous No.54715678]

>>54715633
BASED

[Anonymous No.54715683]

>>54715636
its a simulation imbecile. Try to keep up

[Anonymous No.54715691]

Last 2 weekly candles on the S&P look spooky.

[Anonymous No.54715696]

>>54715618
>The greater the mass of the object the greater the gravitational attraction. It just isn’t very noticable to humans until you get to moon sized object

If gravity is real then why can't we notice it

[Anonymous No.54715710]

why the pump?

[Anonymous No.54715714]

just wanted to let you all know i have 100 google shares now so the market will be collapsing tomorrow, thanks

[Anonymous No.54715719]

>>54715593
Someone was pissed at the two of them, no way it was a coincidence
I personally hope CNN and Fox go out of business now

[Anonymous No.54715730]

>>54715719
>now

[Anonymous No.54715746]

>>54715431
indeed anon but this farce can only go for so long
look at the yield curve
the bond market always wins

[Anonymous No.54715754]

>>54715398
you can delete your own posts, retarded newfag

[Anonymous No.54715756]

>>54715696
All I have to do is take one glance at my portfolio, and I can confirm that gravity is real.

[Anonymous No.54715757]

>>54715714
thank you for your cervix

[Anonymous No.54715766]

>>54715719
They hated how he talked about the russia ukraine war leak. it's a massive scandal right now that the military is just flat out lying to the public about the absolute state Ukraine is in

like, nato is running out of stockpiles to give ukraine to fight. they are actually wasting what little equipment the euros had built up

[Anonymous No.54715786]

I see posts like this on Fintwit that don't make sense. How the fuck can you use an EDM event at the Wynn in Las Vegas as a metric to see if there's truly a recession or not. We could be in a deep, deep recession where there is blood on the streets and people from all over the country and world are still going to travel to Las Vegas to do cabana parties. It's fucking Vegas.

If you want a real look into the economy during a recession you have to do it in tertiary / secondary growth markets. Go to Phoenix or Memphis or Boise or Bend or Dallas or something. You can't actually go to Vegas and look at the people partying there and think "huh?! wat recession??!"

[Anonymous No.54715798]

>>54715696
We do notice it with massive objects. With smaller ones it’s so weak we probably won’t be able to measure it. It’s sort of the opposite with strong interaction, it only exists in atomic nuclei, not in larger systems.

[Anonymous No.54715807]

Did the crab kill smg? Why is it so dead all the sudden?

[Anonymous No.54715814]

>>54715798
If gravity is real then why do massive objects like mountains or skyscrapers not attract the planes above them? Gravity makes flying dangerous since big objects could attract the planes like magnets.

[Anonymous No.54715815]

>>54715559
>>54715573
You can also go straight to the source, but those niggerjews keep it on a 15 minute delay: https://www.cboe.com/us/indices/dashboard/vix1d/

[Anonymous No.54715819]

>>54715746
>indeed anon but this farce can only go for so long
>Biden taxes people for having good credit because they have wrecked the economy so bad looting it.
>???? (you are here)
>Goes on forever (longer than middle class is solvent)

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54715821]

>>54715766
The truth is they want China to invade Taiwan, that's why they're building field hospitals along the Taiwan strait.

[Anonymous No.54715823]

we gonna be able to buy SOXL at 4 bucks this year lads

[Anonymous No.54715830]

>>54715633
If all black men became trannies, we would have total peace within 30 years.

[Anonymous No.54715834]

>>54715786
>Costco eggs now more expensive than ever.
>"These guys are enjoying Spring Break! Inflation is cancelled!"
I imagine people that go to those events are either on conference or are rich yet dumb enough to vacation at a casino.

[Anonymous No.54715836]

reminder to short VISL

[Anonymous No.54715838]

>>54715786
>what do you mean there's no opulence
>here are pics from a city of opulence

[Anonymous No.54715840]

>>54715786
Biden by decree made all these people realize good credit means nothing... why save- SPEND SPEND SPEND!

[Anonymous No.54715842]

>>54715658
it's also no wonder these retards voted for Trump, a fucking TV star hahaha

[Anonymous No.54715844]

And the dollar continues its way to the underwolrd. 90 by end of May
https://youtu.be/PKW6jq3uooc

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54715851]

>>54715830
No we wouldn't, there would still be radical Islamic terrorists.

[Anonymous No.54715854]

>>54715821
>The truth is they want China to invade Taiwan
YUP! they have been planning it for YEARS. Its all over the news.

[Anonymous No.54715857]

>>54715814
It’s possible to measure the gravitation of a mountain. it’s so small though it doesn’t make any difference to an airplane

[Anonymous No.54715860]

>>54715842
better then voting a crazy bitch that would have started the Ukraine war in 2016 or a degenerate pedophile that visited the island more often than Bill

[Anonymous No.54715862]

>>54715786
>2x in a few months
Damn.

[Anonymous No.54715861]

>>54715836
already oversold

[Anonymous No.54715865]

>>54715719
Looks like a public execution meant as an example. In general, they're sending a message to all media personalities to turn down the temperature.

[Anonymous No.54715867]

>>54715821
Will war with China effect my ability to order Chinese Cuisine?

[Anonymous No.54715874]

>>54715807
It's been dying for a while. The past few months of whipsawing have heemed anyone who used any interesting amount of leverage.

[Anonymous No.54715882]

>>54715786
In an time when most paths to success through hard work have been cut off, long gambling

[Anonymous No.54715884]

>>54715834
These people are not vacationing at a Casino, they're at a pool party / cabana party with EDM artists. I literally do not play cards at all (since I prefer to gamble on shitcos with my /smg/ friends) but I enjoy the Vegas pool parties and beach parties.

But it is fucking expensive. Expensive, but nice. I saw Big Sean and Martin Garrix in Vegas and it was all worth it. But I don't really enjoy the actual casinos themselves sadly....kind of depressing watching the fucking boomers in Caesars Palace / Bellagio blow their money while chainsmoking

[Anonymous No.54715889]

>>54715851
Oh right. Yes, the camel jockeys would also need to be turned into he-she's.

Still, every urban center would experience an historic boom.

[Anonymous No.54715895]

>>54715874
>>>/sp/ shitposter+
disgusting zoomer shitposting scum like you are the reason nobody wants to post on 4chan in general anymore. Keep your homosexuality in your inner kike circle discords

[Anonymous No.54715901]

>>54715860
you really think your presidents have any say on that? they are all the same shit, controlled opposition to one each other to keep you all in ignorance. you can see that in the actual foreign policy of the US: it literally never changes. it's all smoke, bread and circuses
you amerimutts really lack brains

[Anonymous No.54715911]

>>54715895
Shut the fuck up, drama queen.

[Anonymous No.54715923]

>>54715901
Stopped reading after
>you
shoo shoo back to >>>/pol/ socialist scum

[Anonymous No.54715925]

>>54715901
Well actually, they have a lot to say on Taxation :) which is quite important

[Anonymous No.54715933]

>>54715901
foreign policy is the one thing the president actually does have some say in.

[Anonymous No.54715938]

>>54715840
>what are better rates
we get it, you rent

[Anonymous No.54715942]

>>54715838
yeah exactly. In a recessionary cycle, people are not going to travel to Scottsdale or Louisville or Tampa as much but for crying out loud even random fucking villagers in Albania would know what Vegas is. Vegas is iconic and everyone in the world who wants to travel to the USA and see the opulent bright lights of Vegas while it's 80 degrees Fahrenheit at 2 AM does it once they get a bit of money.

[Anonymous No.54715954]

>>54715911
no. Either the zoomer scum and homosexual discord crowd pisses off or imageboards die. The latter is more likely, which would be great, because the zoomer shitpost scum would be contained in their servers, on unsearchable twitter accounts with no way to spread their homosexuality

[Anonymous No.54715956]

>>54715807
Partially yes, partially people lost their shit and moved on. Market takes the weak.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54715957]

>>54715901
I want my foreskin back.

[Anonymous No.54715959]

>>54715867
Most of your local Chinese take-out places are run by viets, gooks, or croatians.

[Anonymous No.54715967]

>>54715938
>what are better rates
Lol for who?

[Anonymous No.54715970]

>>54715933
Well, only if he's not a senile corpse. Then that's run by his staff.

[Anonymous No.54715978]

>>54715862
Is WYNN a defensive stock of some sort? It's been up HUGELY in the last year...outperforming beta (SPX) amazingly. That is impressive. I'm guessing WYNN has gone up a ton in the last couple years because of Covid reopening and the Chinese have stopped being super crazy and China has a fuck load of tourists and also WYNN has Macau resorts

[Anonymous No.54715979]

>>54715867
No, you will still have the privilege of eating feral cat meat labeled as "Sweet and sour chicken"

[Anonymous No.54716010]

>>54715860
Lmfao this post is so white

[Anonymous No.54716012]

>>54715933
intelligence agencies decide on that. your presidents are figureheads. you've been told that multiple times for many decades and you still think voting matters, to the point of voting TV stars lmao

[Anonymous No.54716015]

>>54715327
I said my heroes are dead. Rocker is still alive.
Post hands, darkie.

[Anonymous No.54716030]

S&P is a fuckin snoozer today..
Dead stopped sitting right on vwap & poc

https://youtu.be/hkcLJhBiui8

[Anonymous No.54716035]

>>54715956
>memestock posters still have general threads up
It's a crazy world we live in.

[Anonymous No.54716036]

>>54715865
Don't be so simple.
He is a fool reading a teleprompter. They will give you another replacement to read exactly what they are told to read.

[Anonymous No.54716045]

this volatility is unaceptable low

[Anonymous No.54716058]

>>54715970
No. Biden went after the saudis on that journo and the yemen, and now they're china friends. He turned up the pressure on Modi, and now India has gone rogue. Even europe is getting tired of his shit. Many more cases.
In general Biden has actually tried to enforce a lot of the cultural/social policies the US used to claim they had, but never enforced, and now the world is breaking ties with America.
Kids will read in e-textbooks about the significance of his regime.

[Anonymous No.54716064]

>>54716045
Hopefully just the calm before the earnings storm.

[Anonymous No.54716068]

>>54716058
>He turned up the pressure on Modi, and now India has gone rogue.
How? The latest I heard is that India is actually pissing off Russia because India wants to buy weapons from Russia and pay in Rupees but Russia won't let them

[Anonymous No.54716075]

>>54716035
Mental illness likes company I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.54716079]

Guys? When Biden said "Never bet against America", did he mean McDonalds? I mean look at this stock. It's at ATH now. Higher than the 22 bearmarket. McD is unstoppable. It will win the franchise wars. Soon every restaurant will be owned my McDonalds. I hope you know how to use the three seashells.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54716083]

>>54716064
I heard that 14 members of the Dow 30 are going to report their lack of earnings this week. You'd best be loading up on those SPY put option things, unless of course you hate money.

[Anonymous No.54716087]

>>54716058
>Biden went after the saudis on that journo and the yemen
Cashy-Luigi was a WaPo guy. Biden couldn't even pronounce his name.

>He turned up the pressure on Modi, and now India has gone rogue.
We don't know that that was him.

>In general Biden has actually tried to enforce a lot of the cultural/social policies the US used to claim they had, but never enforced
Yellen and Blinken have been the ones jerking ourselves off with ineffectual sanctions.

[Anonymous No.54716094]

Is living under CCP-tier levels of government media control bullish? With Tucker gone, literally everything is government-sponsored bullshit. It feels like we're speedrunning becoming a developing country.

[Anonymous No.54716097]

>>54716036
I doubt it. In general I've been seeing a lot of water and sand being tossed on the culture war fire. Social media is reinstating old users, blue checkmarks gone. People in power are realizing we cant fight the Chinese when one half of the country wants to crucify the other. Maybe cooler heads won't prevail, it doesn't always work out. But it has been trending that way of late.

[Anonymous No.54716100]

>>54716079
I was actually reading how MCD is trading at the highest multiple it ever has. It's the most overvalued it's ever been. MCD might get sold off bigly soon

[Anonymous No.54716101]

>>54715884
>I enjoy the Vegas pool parties and beach parties.
If you like EDM pool/beach parties, I recommend literally anywhere but Vegas. The only saving grace there are the big name resident DJs

[Anonymous No.54716106]

>>54716079
Where does Biden get his ice cream?
That's the big ticker.

[Anonymous No.54716107]

>>54716079
>Market blow-off top in burgers

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54716109]

>>54716087
stinken blinken sold are cuntry out and put them niggers in charge

[Anonymous No.54716114]

>>54715604
Look

[Anonymous No.54716121]

>>54716094
>With Tucker gone, literally everything is government-sponsored bullshit
Hahahaa conservatives have brain worms

[Anonymous No.54716128]

>>54716097
>Social media is reinstating old users, blue checkmarks gone.
That's literally just Elon. Every other institution in the country continues to accelerate towards complete insanity.

[Anonymous No.54716130]

>>54716094
Lmao
Cry more, fag

[Anonymous No.54716136]

Tucker carrying out his belongings from the Times Square FOX studio. On the street, tears in his eyes, he looks up for a sign.

[Anonymous No.54716142]

>>54716121
In Fox news' case they're pushing voting machines and pills now.

[Anonymous No.54716149]

>>54716109
>"We need a calm, steady hand at treasury"
>appoints yenta named "Yellen"
>"OK, now we need a stalwart negotiator to face down Putin and Xi"
>appoints empty suit named "Blinken"

[Anonymous No.54716165]

>>54716100
IF you bet against McD, you bet against the american SPIRIT.

[Anonymous No.54716174]

buy CJJD

[Anonymous No.54716189]

>>54716097
>fight the Chinese
Anyone who thinks we can pull that off in <current year> is absolutely delusional. Even assuming that we didn't have 1/4 china's population, an obliterated industrial base, 30+ year old military equipment, and nonexistent national unity, then the current debt to GDP alone would make war infeasible. We financed WWI and WWII by taking on massive debt, but today we're already at 130% debt to GDP. Adding a world war on top of that would bankrupt the country to the point of collapse. The game was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.54716194]

>>54715766
Was that really it? I feel Tucker has aaid wya more edgy shit than that
Also short $FOX (this is finance related don't get any ideas janny)

[Anonymous No.54716201]

>>54716068
>>54716087
The consistent theme in policy since Biden has taken office is that he is flexing what a commie would call US "imperialism" on everyone, and that everyone hates it.
I wouldn't go so far as to call it imperialism, but he/Blinken are meddling in a lot of shit he really don't need to be. He lacks the realpolitik touch of former presidents who were willing to compromise and live in the real world where you can't just dictate terms to people, especially not after an embarrassment like Afghanistan.
It really pisses off everyone in the rest of the world, hence the dollar alternative conversation and the discussion of realignment towards China, who is famous for non-intervention. Whether you want dragshows in the supermarket, or to kill all gay people, China doesn't care, so long as you buy your daily dose of cheaply made goods.
No one is buying the democracy spiel after we've toppled dozens of democracies. Eventually, we'll have to offer similar terms to the chinese if we want to have a marketable foreign policy.

[Anonymous No.54716208]

>>54715214
Kelly Evans is back to her slim self today after her nth pregnancy. Top shelf tail.

[Anonymous No.54716213]

Uhh, guys. How real are pheromones in humans???
>>54716174
>buy chink drugstore scam
LMFAO uh no

[Anonymous No.54716220]

>>54716201
sir this is a shitco enthusiast forum

[Anonymous No.54716225]

>>54716174
>chink shitstock that already rugged 90%
what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.54716232]

>>54716165
I am betting against the American spirit. Proudly. I'm betting against MCD and WING. Overvalued goyslop.

[Anonymous No.54716236]

Short FRC

[Anonymous No.54716249]

fox news stock down 5.5 after letting tucker go
sel sell sell

[Anonymous No.54716251]

>>54715214
Never forget: the stock market is supposed to follow the economy rather than lead it.

[Anonymous No.54716255]

>>54716189
War makes more sense sooner rather than later. China has historically split up plenty of times. Perhaps they think they can force such a situation. It's really the only shot we've got. If we wait 20 years, we will already have been eclipsed.
That being said, it isn't a very promising shot, and looks kind of like the UK trying to do the same with America when it started out.

[Anonymous No.54716258]

>>54716236
>Up 11% before earnings
This can't be a good sign

[Anonymous No.54716260]

>>54716249
they settled on the dominon lawsuit and then let their star go. Boomers will not be happy about this

[Anonymous No.54716266]

CRBPajeet should be deported

[Anonymous No.54716276]

>>54716236
>those premiums
everyone knows

[Anonymous No.54716277]

>>54716266
all browns and jews should be deported

[Anonymous No.54716280]

Is GM a buy?

[Anonymous No.54716281]

>SPY back to unch

[Anonymous No.54716284]

>>54716149
>appoints empty suit named "Blinken"
More like Biden said:
>Blinken lead a smear campaign to get a bunch of intel people to signa document saying Russia gate is real, even though it is not. I will make you Sec of Def. if you do.
>????
>Russia gate proven false and Blinkin is Sec. Def. getting insulted by Chinese diplomats.
>You are here.

[Anonymous No.54716283]

>Carlson's father was director of Voice of America, president of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and the U.S. ambassador to the Seychelles,[44] and more recently a director at the lobbying firm Policy Impact Strategic Communications.
So just regular glowie shit while Lemon is just fag shit.
>>54716251
Never forget this: my shitposts make or break the economy.

[Anonymous No.54716288]

>>54716266
If they deport me will you the able to restrain yourself from doing a school shooting?

[Anonymous No.54716293]

who's trading this fox stuff holy shit

[Anonymous No.54716296]

>>54716189
You didn't even include the aprt where we are dependent on China economically
They are too arguably so I'm not convinced war will ever happen.

[Anonymous No.54716303]

>>54716284
Yeah, I know they're all sleaze. The point is we've got some wacky nominative determinism going on.

[Anonymous No.54716316]

Are they done shaking out the weak hands on msft yet?

[Anonymous No.54716317]

>>54716232
>betting against MCD
I heard the new burgers are going to put them on-par with casual dining, instead of fast casual/fast food. Seems kinda like MCD is going to own the market in coming years with these changes
>>54716280
Probably not. Global sales are down a lot

[Anonymous No.54716320]

>>54716094
The more control the US government is alleged to have the more bullish the future is.

[Anonymous No.54716327]

sundar pichhai getting a 250 million dollar bonus has to be bullish sign, correct smg sirs?

[Anonymous No.54716332]

what are some must do/must see things in new orleans?

[Anonymous No.54716339]

>>54715754
>you can delete your own posts, retarded newfag
hmm it only removes the Anonymous tag to deleted the post remains there

[Anonymous No.54716340]

>>54716332
donuts apparently, and the whorehouses i have heard

[Anonymous No.54716343]

>>54716232
What's WING? Kentucky Fried Chicken?

[Anonymous No.54716347]

dominion did this...

[Anonymous No.54716349]

>>54716343
Get out.

[Anonymous No.54716352]

There won't be any big crash. Unemployment will stay low. Things are gonna range until all the zombie shit is slowly absorbed and inflated away. Focus on commodities instead.

[Anonymous No.54716353]

>>54716332
I think they've got drive through liquor stores

[Anonymous No.54716356]

>>54716320
Yeah bro, just become a corrupt totalitarian society like the USSR where nobody is allowed to do anything unless the government elites profit from it, so bullish.

[Anonymous No.54716364]

>>54716232
its actually fine, if we break the stranglehold on goybeans and a few other seed oils we'll be fine.
mcd used to fry their shit in tallow. and I don't think there will be opposition to changing the oil at Wing once the supply chains are fixed

[Anonymous No.54716371]

>>54716352
>commodities
any leveraged etfs you recommend that cover specific ones?

[Anonymous No.54716374]

>>54716352
>copy-pasting the same retarded post
This is a bot.

[Anonymous No.54716376]

haha okay guys the pump was funny but let's start dumping again

[Anonymous No.54716377]

>>54716352
Total boomer death

[Anonymous No.54716380]

>>54716349
>54716349
I'm no burger, and no fried chicken enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.54716382]

>>54716266
Honestly this country would be a lot better if only we could deport everyone below 85 IQ and then allow unlimited H1Bs.

[Anonymous No.54716383]

>>54716317
>I heard the new burgers are going to put them on-par with casual dining, instead of fast casual/fast food. Seems kinda like MCD is going to own the market in coming years with these changes
Yes, I've read about this too. Lets assess MCD's claim that they will be "competitive" with casual burger joints. What is the benchmark? Surely MCD is not going to be anywhere close to as good as Five Guys or something.

>https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/these-4-changes-mcdonalds-making-burger-stay-number-one

>"We found that small changes, like tweaking our process to get hotter, meltier cheese and adjusting our grill settings for a better sear, added up to a big difference in making our burgers more flavorful than ever," he added.

I also heard theyre gonna change the MCD buns or something
>>54716364
Oh yeah I hope we go back to frying stuff in tallow / lard now that we realized sneed oils are awful

Pizza hut (ticker: YUM) also stopped using lard / fat / butter but now use sneed oils

[Anonymous No.54716384]

>>54716376
you're cancelled bobo :3 hihihee

[Anonymous No.54716387]

>>54716201
>Eventually, we'll have to offer similar terms to the chinese if we want to have a marketable foreign policy.
I would hope so but our ruling class was raised on the cold war mentality. The cold war ended 30 years ago but we never fully pivoted away from it imo. I don't think it's too late but we would need to be peace makers in Ukraine which Bidenand co have made clear won't happen.

[Anonymous No.54716395]

here we go

[Anonymous No.54716400]

>>54716376
+/- 0.1% every day forever now. learn to trade hourly options 0DTE is boomer tier now.

[Anonymous No.54716404]

>>54716371
Just buy gold miners. JNUG if you think you can time well.

[Anonymous No.54716406]

>>54715923
>shoo shoo back to >>>/pol/ socialist scum
why poltards sometimes forget their destination?

[Anonymous No.54716408]

>>54716343
>What's WING? Kentucky Fried Chicken?
The Mango Habanero.

The 15x Revenues.

The COGS volatility.

The Buffalo Ranch Fries.

The Louisiana Voodoo Fries.

The Garlic Parmesan.

I warned you.

I showed you the way.

They're going to strike any moment.

And you're not positioned properly.

You don't understand. The WING.

The WING doesn't stop.

[Anonymous No.54716410]

What if S&P500 stays at 4100 forever

[Anonymous No.54716419]

>>54716376
>he thought the market wouldnt close today at -0% like the last 5 days

[Anonymous No.54716420]

>>54716408
>up 50% past 6 months
Damn how

[Anonymous No.54716422]

>>54716410
shit will hit the fan soon

[Anonymous No.54716424]

>>54716408
BWW went the same way fren. There isn't enough chicken

[Anonymous No.54716433]

>>54716376
This your first crab?
Probably 3-6 more months of this before anything exciting happens.

[Anonymous No.54716438]

>>54716404
nice, gold correlates well with all commodities?

[Anonymous No.54716441]

>>54716410

[Anonymous No.54716445]

>>54716420
Tell me what WING sells.

Chicken wings.

What has happened to the cost of chicken wings lately

Gone down

A lot.

So WING margins are up

Another reason WING is up is because they are overpaying a fat dividend, and also because WING has made their stores tiny, so the overhead costs for properties is small and Wall St. loves that


But the company is so overvalued

If /smg/ was a hedge fund, I would take everyone on here (analysts) to a lunch at WING. For due diligence.

[Anonymous No.54716452]

>>54716419
loaded up on more NVDA shorts today
better be a fucking circuit breaker flying over my house soon can't take those crab days anymore

[Anonymous No.54716470]

Reminder that Spiderman does not exist. Ergo, nobody can stop Bone Saw McGraw.

[Anonymous No.54716479]

>>54716445
>down to $.90/lb from $3.40/lb in 2021
Wtf tell those fucking cocksuckers at bww to bring back bogo Tuesdays

[Anonymous No.54716483]

>>54716283
THERE GOES MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

[Anonymous No.54716485]

LOCO is the new WING

[Anonymous No.54716497]

>>54716387
The cold war mentality is what's needed. Lots of things changed in the US to make it look more attractive to foreign nations. Civil rights movement for example, largely a move to counter the soviets in ex colonial nations. What's happening right now is that Biden's living in a unipolar fantasy in a world that is dipolar. We have to stop scoring own goals by pissing everyone off and dictating terms.

[Anonymous No.54716504]

>>54716479
Yeah so that means BWW and Wingstop and other chicken wing places have wiiiide margins. I honestly don't really enjoy chicken wings a whole lot unless I'm craving le heckin hot sauces and need a vehicle to get let heckin hot sauce in me.


Making chicken wings at home is also a pain in the ass so i guess thats why people overpay at BWW / WING. What would you order with me at BWW if we went on a date?

[Anonymous No.54716510]

>>54716283
$100 those chicks thought they would get white knighted for sure.

[Anonymous No.54716525]

>>54716438
Why would you invest in an asset with a globally instituted price cap @ 2000$ that will never be broken?

[Anonymous No.54716527]

>>54716479
I miss boneless thursdays

[Anonymous No.54716532]

>>54715300
Does holding 538 shares at $18 count?

[Anonymous No.54716548]

>>54716352
Pretty much this. Slow motion bleed as Boomers start to get panicky and abandon ship while young retail jumps aboard to patch the holes. All the while institutions have been flushed into Bonds and Gold allowing the markets to begin finding proper valuations and price discovery which will open the door for the next bull market.

[Anonymous No.54716571]

Anyone holding DRPRY?

[Anonymous No.54716580]

>>54716527
They still have that...

[Anonymous No.54716595]

>>54716580
it used to be like .50 cent boneless thursday
idk what it is now, i never go out to eat there anymore

[Anonymous No.54716609]

>too late to buy
>too soon to short
fucking limbo everything is overbought but not as much as to make shorting done deal

[Anonymous No.54716610]

>>54716532
FUCK I need Gerudo woman thighs to crush me

[Anonymous No.54716614]

What are some publicly traded stocks of restaurants / food chains that you like to eat at?

[Anonymous No.54716635]

>>54716571
she got let go, her boss too

[Anonymous No.54716644]

>>54716614
invest in curry sir

[Anonymous No.54716649]

>>54716497
I'm talking moreso the war hawkish part

[Anonymous No.54716667]

>KO beats expectations and increases dividend
>in the red

[Anonymous No.54716676]

>>54716644
They should make a pizza chain that specializes in Indian style pizza. It's basically just indian flavored meats / paneer with all the variations of masalas or meat styles on them. So you get your chicken tikka pizza, tandoori chicken pizza, paneer pizza, achari gobi pizza, chicken karahi pizza. I highly, highly recommend that the people in this thread google 'indian style pizza near me' or something and check it out, because it makes for really good drunk goyslop since it has the flavors of indian goyslop with the consistency / cheesiness of american pizza goyslop. In fact the next time I get drunk I might order some indian style pizza

This is a pic of an Indian pizza from the place closest to me, and frankly I think this place is the best I've ever tried. Looks like half shahi paneer , half chicken curry masala. Cheese is always some nice stretchy mozzarella at this place. The ticker symbol for this place would be INPZ.

[Anonymous No.54716687]

>>54716667
FCF is down. That’s the main problem with the hiking of interest rates, they will slowly burn your FCF.

[Anonymous No.54716691]

>>54716525
Because Gold true value is not $2000 by your own admission. The issue is Gold is worthless as an investment until you need it but the situation you would actually want to have Gold is a pretty bleak point. I mean I own physical Gold and Silver it's neat but eh.

Keep in mind Boomers were taught investing by Silent Generation who were the most paper handed people in existence (with good reason mind you) but they were also a bunch of perma bears. True Buy and Hold investing really took hold with Gen X who were taught by some smart Depression Era Autists that realized (insider information) that if they bought and held valuable companies and Gold was pretty much worthless because the Government would just seize that shit if you were hoarding it.

[Anonymous No.54716706]

>>54716676
paneer is delicious and honestly indian pizza sounds like it could work

[Anonymous No.54716719]

I have 2500 in cash spare in my stock account.
What buy?
I really need to make some money, chads.

[Anonymous No.54716723]

>>54716635
nice tits size and red hair, but what is up with that bellybutton??

[Anonymous No.54716727]

>>54716676
>>54716706
We can smell you from across the building my bitch basterd bhenchod.

[Anonymous No.54716731]

>>54716525
unironically this, as someone who is bullish on gold
not that the price cap exists at $2,000
but that every single government across the world does not want gold to become more valuable, they do not want gold competing with their currency
they do not want other assets to be traded in gold, only their currency
for this reason gold will remain suppressed compared to any other commodity

[Anonymous No.54716741]

I sold my short for nothing and got shook out... you can dump now market.

[Anonymous No.54716745]

>>54716719
FRC puts

[Anonymous No.54716749]

>>54716741
kek been there

[Anonymous No.54716766]

>>54716094
>It feels like we're speedrunning becoming a developing country.
i wish, maybe then our cities would actually be nice enough to live in

[Anonymous No.54716769]

I went short 2 minutes ago What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.54716773]

nog day

[Anonymous No.54716776]

>>54716706
Paneer on pizza is sort of interesting, it's like feta on pizza in that it's another unique type of cheese on a pizza. Indian pizza is startlingly tasty, recommend it to anyone who enjoys smoked, spicy pizzas. Like if you really enjoy jalapenos on your pizza then you might like indian pizza

[Anonymous No.54716777]

>>54716749
TY anon, part of the game... last week was rough, was on the other end of the crab all week.

[Anonymous No.54716780]

>>54716769
generational wealth

[Anonymous No.54716787]

>>54716769
short term losses

[Anonymous No.54716799]

daily candle gonna look like cancer again

[Anonymous No.54716805]

>>54716769

[Anonymous No.54716812]

>>54716691
are u retarded? central banks are filling their vaults with gold once again. thats bullish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.54716827]

>>54716667
Stocks always sell off after a dividend then it will pump when the divys go out. When a divy is paid out it "technically" devalues the company since the owners are taking profits but since a good portion buy back in it tends to work like a small buy back.

I mean Coke is Coke they make it the same way for the past 40 years. They've also been crushing sales on mini cans and 1 liters but still pushing out 12 packs and 2 liters like no ones business.
In a sense they have mastered Shrinkflation without hurting their credibility if that makes sense. 12 packs and 2 liters rise with inflation but Coke in their "kindness" give an option for people who don't want to spend. Surprisingly it is OLD PEOPLE who love the minis especially diabetics who use it as emergency sugar.

Coke is doing great and in fact are doing better then they even expected.

>>54716812
Bullish for banks and markets, but not for you.

[Anonymous No.54716842]

>>54715298
I never understood what "hatefuck" meant until I heard her laugh.

[Anonymous No.54716894]

>>54716571
>first female
and last

[Anonymous No.54716899]

>>54716128
Elon is a proxy for glowy sentiment, him and glowrogan.

[Anonymous No.54716912]

It's a fucking trading day and you'd think it was a weekend with how dead it is

[Anonymous No.54716924]

CRBP retard pumping again
might swing it the next time it dumps

[Anonymous No.54716938]

>>54716504
>What would you order?
100 spicy garlic wings, well done, with a large side of fries and several big bleu cheese and ranch containers. I would bring my own scorpion tabasco to mix into the bleu cheese and ranch, and happily overpay for refill after refill of ice-cold Dr. Pepper. Because I hate myself and being a glutton while punishing my toilet is my last remaining source of happiness.

[Anonymous No.54716963]

>>54716938
>100 spicy garlic wings, well done,
If you ordered 100 wings you would only want them in one flavor? Picrel are all the sauces and seasonings.

[Anonymous No.54716986]

>>54716963
desert heat and carribean jerk with a michelobe ultra

[Anonymous No.54716991]

>>54716963
need at least 20 parmesan garlic

[Anonymous No.54717032]

>>54716827
>Stocks always sell off after a dividend then it will pump when the divys go out. When a divy is paid out it "technically" devalues the company since the owners are taking profits but since a good portion buy back in it tends to work like a small buy back.
there's a whole industry based around this concept. I call it dividend arbitrage

[Anonymous No.54717040]

I am buying COIN calls next dip. It will get heavily slurped.

[Anonymous No.54717051]

>>54715861
it never stops going down anon, it loses 5% pretty much every day, look at the last two years

it will also split in the middle of may because of dollar compliance, so it'll drop another 25%

[Anonymous No.54717053]

>>54716963
>You would only want them in one flavor?
Yes. BWW does have many sauces but the only one that I like is their spicy garlic, as it's the best commercially available spicy garlic wing sauce I have ever found. I literally have a bottle of it in my fridge that I put on burgers and other stuff that I eat at home. Besides that the scorpion tabasco would provide as much heat as I could ever like, it is literally hot enough to cause chemical burns if you get it on your skin and don't wash it off soon enough. I would feast like a fucking King and tip like a redguard afterwards while I listened to you tell me why I should buy several thousand dollars worth of their shares. Fuck every other wing flavor they have, and fuck beer too. The flask of everclear I pour into my dr pepper will do more for me than any number of 6$ domestic pints.

[Anonymous No.54717054]

uh DXYbros wtf...

[Anonymous No.54717064]

>>54717032
Oh yeah the only issue is you need to be able to beat taxes and inflation but you can find some extremely good opportunities the issue is it is generally priced into the options market. But if you are a buy and hold type person that's where you would make all of your gains.

[Anonymous No.54717066]

>>54716986
carribean jerk, agreed

[Anonymous No.54717069]

rolling for sector-wide banking rugpull in AH

[Anonymous No.54717079]

>>54717069
why? Earnings?

[Anonymous No.54717080]

>>54717053
Melt Butter
Mix in Franks Red Hot
Add garlic powder
Simmer until thick

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.54717094]

>>54717053
Uhhh based on the everclear part but I don't get why you would like something likes scorpion tabasco if the flavor is shit and it's just a caspsaicin gimmick? Why not try out the super spicy BWW sauces like Mango Habanero (their best one) or Wild or Desert Heat or Reformulated Blazin? And why not the carribean jerk

Why not aim for a balance of flavor and heat?

If I'm taking you to BWW and paying you must try the other flavors
>>54716986
Nice taste. You like the mango habanero?

[Anonymous No.54717096]

>>54717079
regional banking euphoria during market hours, smells like an exit pump.

[Anonymous No.54717129]

VIX1D is at high of day. market isn't even close to the lows. what is that supposed to be telling me?

[Anonymous No.54717137]

>>54717079
first republic earnings mostly, but many other banks have direct exposure to first republic by being uninsured depositors

[Anonymous No.54717143]

>>54717129
Hi lil twinkie.

[Anonymous No.54717158]

>>54717094
>if the flavor is shit and it's just a capsaicin gimmick?
I will tear your head from your body and shit right down your throat if you don't take that back. Scorpion tabasco is fucking delicious and I eat it straight up on crackers or occasionally dab a little bit on my hand and lick it off, it is a far more delightful combination of sweet and fruit flavors with extreme heat than anything BWW offers. I have tried their other flavors, they are good, I am just a simple man and cannot get enough spicy garlic in my body. And if you demand I try other flavors then I guess I'll be getting 100 spicy garlic wings well-done with a side order of six wings, one in each flavor you demand. I'll even eat them first to give you an honest review of them before I pour my everclear in my dr pepper and begin to gorge myself in a manner that would make my ancestors weep with joy and pride.

[Anonymous No.54717182]

>>54717158
>far more delightful combination of sweet and fruit flavors with extreme heat than anything BWW offers
Okay, that's good. As long as the hot sauces you like are actually flavorful and complex, and not just capsaicin with vinegar

[Anonymous No.54717202]

genocide people who don't pronounce the 't' sound in 'kitten'

[Anonymous No.54717229]

>>54717182
I'm glad we could come to an understanding, and yes, it's far more than just capsaicin and vinegar. Reading the ingredients list off the back of the bottle I keep on my desk at all times it's made of scorpion pepper, distilled vinegar, sugar, guava puree, pineapple, salt, guava powder, pineapple poder, and some regular tabasco pepper sauce as a base which is of course just distilled vinegar with red pepper mash and salt. Tabasco does not make bad shit, ever, and I am eternally saddened yet understanding of them being a privately held company or else my portfolio would be nothing but tabasco shares.

Back to your point, if BWW isn't running deals on wings even though prices have come down from ATH's then yeah they're a great buy because they're making money hand over fucking fist.

[Anonymous No.54717230]

>>54717202
Will do, Boss.

[Anonymous No.54717305]

>>54717229
Tell us more about this "fucking fist" if you will, please.

[Anonymous No.54717306]

>>54717054
stinkie

[Anonymous No.54717313]

>dxy: crashing
>vix1d: crashing
how is this any different from last week

[Anonymous No.54717319]

>>54717313
>vix1d: crashing
>what is decay

[Anonymous No.54717321]

>Whirlpool earnings after close
>Whirlpool affirmed its dividend of 1.75 usd 2 days ago
Brehs, am I retarded for thinking this is a doompa?

[Anonymous No.54717342]

>>54717229
Can you post a photo of your hot sauce bottle so we know you're not lying?

[Anonymous No.54717370]

Will this fucking crab marker ever end? Will SPY ever go up or down by more than 0.5% in a day ever again?

[Anonymous No.54717393]

>>54717321
>Analysts expect a massive rise in earnings per share in the next year. Assuming the dividend continues along recent trends, we think the payout ratio will be 16%, which makes us pretty comfortable with the sustainability of the dividend.
Nevermind, my bad

[Anonymous No.54717404]

>>54717370
no. slow and steady market, just how i like it

[Anonymous No.54717425]

reminder to report early posters

[Anonymous No.54717441]

Based jannoids banning everyone

[Anonymous No.54717451]

>>54717438
>>54717438
>>54717438

[Anonymous No.54717479]

>>54717319
>decay
what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.54717581]

>>54717370
Oh boy you should have been here during the Credit crunch from 2013-2015.

[Anonymous No.54717874]

>>54715518
>not like a tennis ball "attracts" things less than a soccer ball" because the tennis ball is smaller
Drop both balls from a really tall building at the same time.

[Anonymous No.54717899]

>>54717054
How the fuck are we at 101? We ain't printing shit, and the world is printing like mad

[Anonymous No.54717989]

>>54716352
Thoughts on coal?

[Anonymous No.54718886]

>>54716676
Naan bread pizzas show up from time to time here. Tescos did some about 10 years ago that were like what you're describing. They were nice but ultimately, they just become a bit sickly.

Just give me Chicken Tikka/tandori and kebab meat on a normal pizza. They're incredible toppings.

[Anonymous No.54719462]

is it time to buy BOIL, bros?

[Anonymous No.54719523]

>>54719462
It was time when it was $3.00 but I'm still not holding it overnight much and just swing it. I made $100 this morning buying it in the premarket at 3.40 and selling it at 3.60. I'll just keep doing that kind of thing till *maybe* June when it rolls to the Sept contract. Keep in mind, it's also subject to general market conditions to some degree and sometimes takes hits when "everything else" does. This contributes to my lack of overnight holding (though there are certain price conditions that I will do short overnights on).

[Anonymous No.54720876]

>>54715957
Get back to the fidelity help desk you nigger.