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54714159 No.54714159 [Reply] [Original]

Convince me buying this property for 3 months salary is a retarded investment decision and il no ever be able to turn it into a retreat for hot women

>> No.54714174

Do the world a favour an KYS faggot

>> No.54714179

>>54714159
>turn it into a retreat for hot women
OP, you've never been with a woman.

>> No.54714185

It’s in the middle of nowhere in north Sweden

>> No.54714195

>>54714179
That’s the point bro

>> No.54714608

>>54714159
Put stones in the ground, trim the plants add some colorful plants

>> No.54714926

>>54714608
thank you , any suggestions for somehow making money off this thing?

Its in the north of sweden - who the fuck would want to go there?

Would I have any risks buying this if I lived abroad?

>> No.54714988

>>54714926
Northern Sweden is barren and like 1000km from any populated areas meaning that no one would ever visit your resort. I would invest for harem purposes only

>> No.54715475

Probably needs 5x that in repairs to make it livablei, unless you are good with tools then you could take it on as a project, maybe make a youtube series out of it and actually make profit lol

>> No.54716678

looks like a mental hospital

>> No.54716760

>>54714159
Tasty lil sex tower up there. Get that trippe glazed so no amount of shouting goes through. Chain anchor point on the floor. All the standard stuff.

>> No.54716844

>>54716760
i like the cut of your jib

>> No.54716861

>>54714926
>north of sweden
Beware of gypsies

>> No.54716862

>>54714195
>swedish incel iphone posting attention seeking faggot.
Yup this boards definitely worth never returning to.

>> No.54717177

>>54714159
It's next to an industrial estate, in a town of 1000, with nothing interesting nearby.

The entire town has 65 reviews (that's every hotel, museum, restaurant put together). There is nothing here. It's not even viable as a hostel as there's no hiking.

These things are cheap for a reason. Look at it, think of Swedish winters, how insanely expensive does that look to heat?

>> No.54717291

>>54717177
how did you find it swede bro? wtf?

>> No.54717316

better to get a fair deal on a good investment than a good deal on a fair investment

>> No.54717350
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>>54714159
>Halp
>Convince me

>> No.54717434

>>54714174
FPBP

>> No.54717476

>>54714185
*sigh* I'll bite

Ask for government funding for rape victims/battered women shelters.

Have them improve the place with a community garden: free food and labour + increased valuation.

>> No.54717522

>>54714159
It's 3months of salary because it's:
a. In the middle of bum fuck nowhere (the land is cheap, no one wants it)
b. requires literal truckloads of money to make useful again
c. has some significant damage,
d. has insane "abandoned" property tax

A property like that is probably the best way to go absolutely broke very fast. Unless you have a 300iq business plan on what to do with something like this

>> No.54717558

>>54717522

If it's a shelter they will WANT it to be at bumfuck nowhere.
Transport will be shuttled in by the government.

>> No.54717623

>>54717522

There is loan plans from the government for community projects exactly like that. You'll be swimming in tax payer's money$$$

>> No.54717626

>>54714159
>>54714174
>>54714179
>>54714185
>>54714195
>>54714608
>>54714926
>>54714988
>>54715475
>>54716678
>>54716760
>>54716844
>>54716861
>>54716862
>>54717177
>>54717291
>how did you find it swede bro? wtf?
>>54717316
>>54717350
>>54717434
>>54717476
>>54717522
>a. In the middle of bum fuck nowhere (the land is cheap, no one wants it)
>b. requires literal truckloads of money to make useful again
>c. has some significant damage,
>d. has insane "abandoned" property tax
>>54717558
https://www.fastighetsbyran.com/sv/sverige/objekt?objektid=2829745&fbclid=IwAR3Q80UUsbroMsWsAdStyTsGJNpKTQEV_4n6ZthqQMA6rdPm_QN-ZDDxbJM

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>>54714159
buy it, so at least you'll have somewhere to take your hoes, the reason I moved was just to fuck in peace, imagine doing it when your grandma is downstairs, I'd rather worry about dextools than have someone accidentally see my dick

>> No.54717724

What a shithole of a country. You could get depressed just from looking at that image. Now imagine all kinds of muslims and niggers around you. Sweden, not even once

>> No.54717771

>>54717626
>https://www.fastighetsbyran.com/sv/sverige/objekt?objektid=2829745&fbclid=IwAR3Q80UUsbroMsWsAdStyTsGJNpKTQEV_4n6ZthqQMA6rdPm_QN-ZDDxbJM


thats the one but how you find it bro?

>> No.54717785

>>54717724
what marvellous country you from you big tit?