/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.5471304]

So how did it go /biz?

[Anonymous No.5471738]

Really nice actually, went to my paternal family, going to maternal tomorrow, big meals and enjoyable atmosphere.
Life's good. Family is nice. Cherish them anon.

Also up 20% from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.5471770]

>>5471738
Fuck you, you and your wholesome little post. Fuck your perfect little gay ass life

[Anonymous No.5471843]

>>5471770

[Anonymous No.5471915]

>>5471304
>family Christmas dinner
>my uncles family came
>my cousin is the "super start" of the family because he drives a Nissan and has a stable job at an IT company
>Aunt asks me what I have been doing in the last months
>"Ugh, I made a couple investments in token sales and cryptocurrencies"
>Then my cousin makes fun of me and starts bragging about his job and new car
>I pull out a 30-year-old Hibiki Santory whisky worth $4k, place it on the table and start drinking it
>Then I start unboxing a new IWC Schaffhausen watch worth $9k in front of my family
>Everyone is starring at me speechless
>Cousin gets visibly jealous and angry

It went pretty good I guess

[Anonymous No.5471935]

Went well. Everyone was actually interested in my life for once, and one of my in-laws pulled me aside and asked how to invest in crypto.

[Anonymous No.5471946]

>>5471770
If it makes you feel better I have some medical annoyances and am pretty young, which have given me some depression... You should check your envy anon. It's not good for you.
Best wishes

[Anonymous No.5471956]

>>5471304

Bad, can’t wait for today to be over. Fucking hate holidays.

[Anonymous No.5471985]

>>5471946
Love you too anon

[Anonymous No.5471989]

Had a nice day. Only problem was that my fiancee was with her family, and I only got to sleep for 5 hours until boxing day as I was up late to trade like a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.5471997]

>>5471915
In standing up and clapping right now

[Anonymous No.5472003]

>>5471915
faggot

[Anonymous No.5472018]

Didn't visit family, but I did have a nice video call.

They must never know how I live. Not because I'm filthy or anything but because I live in a three-story apartment with no furniture. I use a deflated air mattress as a blanket and sleep on the floor.

[Anonymous No.5472065]

>>5471915
kek, tell me what coins you held though, and what you are most bullish on now as I am desperate to turn $1.3k into $10k ;_;

[Anonymous No.5472135]

>>5472018

Fuck that’s extrmely funny.

[Anonymous No.5472146]

>>5471915
That cousin's name? Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.5472183]

>>5471770

[Anonymous No.5472212]

Went really well. My dad told everyone how much money i made, and for the first time ever everyone was really interested in me and wanted to talk with me.
Im ususally the awkward one in the corner.
3 Of my relatives want me to invest their money for them, I told them I would increase their initial investment by 50% in 6 months and I would keep the rest

[Anonymous No.5472216]

>>5472065
>he fell for the jealous cousin meme

[Anonymous No.5472234]

>>5472065
I invested in OMG when it was trading for $0.40, then I invested in several ICOs. Biggest ICO gainers were Kyber, LINK, REQ, DNT, ENG, and EOS.

[Anonymous No.5472267]

>>5472212

You fucked up

[Anonymous No.5472281]

>>5472212
Be careful about investing for others. If a multi-year bear comes up you'll be in trouble. Suggesting you should keep senpai and money separate, sure, you can help them set up an account but do not actually handle their money.

[Anonymous No.5472287]

>>5471915
How does someone work in IT and not know alt coins and crypto would cuck his income

[Anonymous No.5472316]

>>5472212
Kek, enjoy getting sued by your family.

[Anonymous No.5472349]

Well let us see.

My grandmother has christmas eve dinner every year.
>I stay home

I live at home and my brother comes home for christmas.
>I stay in my room

I hate christmas and don't like family who hate each other acting nice for a day.

[Anonymous No.5472368]

>>5471738
>7k/yr

[Anonymous No.5472434]

>>5472281
>I manage 15 peoples money
>my portfolio is 7 figures now, up 70x
>told everyone they are up like 5x

In reality they own 70% of my portfolio, but I'm paying everyone out the equivalent of 12% of my portfolio. Ez fucking gains. Nobody knows and everyone is happy. They outperformed btc anyways so nobody can complain

[Anonymous No.5472449]

>>5472212
fucking moron idiot. rule #1 is don't talk about your gains. And ESPECIALLY don't invest it for other people. Find something else to talk about you autist.

[Anonymous No.5472476]

I haven't spoken to another human being in days. I have no family, and what few people I can call friends are too busy doing their own Christmas thing to even respond to text messages.

[Anonymous No.5472509]

>>5472476
Create your own humans.

[Anonymous No.5472598]

It went OK, kept the serious discussion with my family to a minimum and just had some light hearted banter. Back to my own devices now.

[Anonymous No.5472707]

Went better than expected, brother trades crypto to but he's new, showed him blockfolio and some other stuff, got to show off my gains, my mother bought me one of those metal coins that looks like a bitcoin.

Pretty good day about to sex the wife.

[Anonymous No.5472708]

>>5472476
Invest in humancoin

[Anonymous No.5472849]

Was a good time, as always.

This year I was the cool relative because I gave most of them 0.1 BTC back in 2013. Everyone was asking me about it and wanting to know how to sell it, lol. I told them all to just hold onto that shit for another 4 years. Most of them are poor though, so they'll probably sell it now and regret it later.

[Anonymous No.5473131]

>>5472281
I have invested for various family members over the past year. They are all up and happy with their gains. Most of them have already cashed out their initial investment. I have started to set them up with their own wallets and teaching them how to spend it themselves since I dont wanna be responsible for that now largish sum of money

[Anonymous No.5473224]

fucking brutal

crypto gains have really reduced my level of stress

[Anonymous No.5473341]

Terrible. I'm going on 30 as a kissless virgin and all my cousins have like 3 kids by now. They're all miserable though because their wives tricked them into getting pregnant in their early 20s and they can't do anything. Had to sit around refreshing blockfolio in a noisy and messy environment while everyone gossips about how I'm gay behind my back.

[Anonymous No.5473354]

>be NEET living with parents
>make minimal contact with them the entire year
>parent cook at home but never invite me for dinner since I always turn it down.
>today I give my parents a couple hundred bucks and tell them ill help em out with rent every month
>parents invite me to dinner today
>eat pork chops
>not much talk, just eating
>mommy ask if i made alot of money
>tell her medium
>they dont pressure me about revealing my power level
>stomach is full and now im on /biz/

Were all gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.5473452]

I told my wife we only had like $300 to spend on presents for 9 people in my family, who thinks we're flat broke, and they were pleasantly surprised and ended up giving me like $300 in cash and a bunch of other little gifts as well.

>tfw 22 year old with $600,000 on crypto exchanges, started with $5,000

None of them know about my crypto and none of them ever, ever will. When I have a $30 million dollar house, I'll invite them and tell them I got a raise/a stock I bought really paid out or something.

[Anonymous No.5473521]

>>5473452
this thread is to talk about christmas, not to brag how much money you have

[Anonymous No.5473547]

>>5473341
lol I can visualize this scene so well

sorry anon

[Anonymous No.5473584]

>>5472509
>Create your own humans.

[Anonymous No.5473604]

>>5473521
He's already said he leaves coins on exchanges. He won't be bragging for log

[Anonymous No.5473660]

>>5473604
Gdax and Gemini retards.

[Anonymous No.5473687]

>>5473224
>crypto
>reduced
>stress

[Anonymous No.5473721]

>>5473687

All my financial problems are now gone. So yeah it can get comfy.

[Anonymous No.5473752]

>>5473547
It's ok...we all choose our paths...

If I finally make it off crypto next year I'm going to pick up a hot 21 y/o off seeking arrangements for the holidays to make everyone jealous and full of regret. But next year will probably be the same as all the others.

[Anonymous No.5473813]

>>5471915
Clapping my nuts together for you boy. That was some clean shit

[Anonymous No.5473828]

>>5471304
I literally had earplugs in all day (actually autistic and cant cope with the noise). It went well. I did not kill my mum's BF and got myself home safely. I was bought a load of spicy food as presents, happy days.
My mum did ask me to invest £100 in crypto for her as the 150 XRP and LINK I got for her has gone 4x in the last few months... sigh. I very much enjoyed saying ''Oh, I just made £800 while we ate dinner'' in front of my mum's BF. This amused me greatly.
10/10 would recommend earplugs when dealing with your family.

[Anonymous No.5473850]

>>5473660
>gox retards

you can always get justed senpai

[Anonymous No.5473870]

>>5472434
Nice job until taxman comes for your ass

[Anonymous No.5473871]

>>5471770
Sounds like somebody forgot to order their Christmas Dominoes pizza on Christmas eve. They don't deliver on Christmas day anon! Trust me, I have tried.
It is not wholesome either, it is fake. 90% of families don't like each other and the ones that do have some dark secrets they never speak about.

[Anonymous No.5473891]

I’m still not ready to brag to my family yet. If all goes well next year I will announce my retirement at Christmas

[Anonymous No.5473928]

>>5472018
this is actually my dream

[Anonymous No.5474037]

>>5473521
Let him speak it is giving ne hope

[Anonymous No.5474055]

>>5472018
living the dream

[Anonymous No.5474064]

It went pretty bad tbqh.

Been homeless for eight months after losing my apartment, my job, getting brutally sick and almost dying and ending up in the hospital and burning through my entire savings within two months in order to stay alive. Racked up a bunch of credit card debt while I was at it.

Been living in a shelter and in my car for months. It's pretty depressing to say the least. Nobody in my family called me today. Not one person took the time out of their day to contact me, or wish me a merry Christmas. I got a couple of texts, but it's not the same you know? A phone call would have meant the world to me today. Just to hear somebody's voice, and to hear a sound in their speaking that came off as if they cared.

I wish I still had family that I was close with, but we all went our separate ways years ago when the people who held the family together finally died. There's always that one person who manages to bring everybody together well, and unfortunately when they go, everybody reacts differently.

I'm glad you anons had a good holiday thus far. Get rich for me you sick fucks. Someone's gotta do it. Just don't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.5474088]

>>5474064
Post your BCash address I’ll drop you some crumbs

[Anonymous No.5474097]

>Uncle overhears we talking about VeChain with my step dad
"How is that shit even worth anything"
>Based step dad
"Anon made me 50 grand and i lost 60k on your oil and gas call, you tell me what it's worth"

Thanks, /biz/

[Anonymous No.5474107]

>>5471915

LOLZ

[Anonymous No.5474278]

>>5474088
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I feel funny doing this, because I don't beg on corners or do drugs or anything of that nature. I have a new job and have been doing my best to pay off my debts and get back on my feet in recent months.

People often assume when you're homeless you're just a fucked up child molesting drug addict. I'm none of those. Just came from an abusive home. Dad used to beat me a lot. Mom was never there. Trying to make things right in my life.

I appreciate the offer. Do what you will with my address. Here's a qt 3.14 for you that I see on biz once and awhile. Take care.

[Anonymous No.5474338]

>awful family comes over for xmas
>uncle is an alcoholic piece of shit sleeping around on peoples couches
>me and him don't get along
>cousin asks if I'm still in bitcoin and shes been hearing a lot about
>say yes
>uncle starts laughing and says only drug dealers and criminals use it
>i say too bad homeless people don't use it cause then you be 3/3
>aunt ask how much i made
>say 250k
>everyone is quiet but my uncle nervously laughs. "yeah right!"
>don't say anything and just stare at him
>his laughter fades and he goes back to eating his food

Fuck him, but I would say xmas went pretty good this year.

[Anonymous No.5474456]

>>5473850
Eh, most of my money is in cash on Gdax and Gemini anyway, not actually vested. So this shit could go to 0 tomorrow and I'd be alright.
It's all FDIC insured (up to $250,000) and the rest, admittedly, would not be insured if Gdax got fucked. but it's still kind of a risk I'm willing to take.

[Anonymous No.5474503]

>>5471304
this group made me fucking 200% gains in 2 days, first signal group thats actually legit cunts https://discord.gg/YERJgs

[Anonymous No.5474504]

>>5474278
This girl isn’t asian, my offer is rescinded.

[Anonymous No.5474578]

>>5474504

Sorry senpai, got all my porn on my computer in storage. Here's a dab

[Anonymous No.5474621]

>Brother has new girlfriend who is vegan
>Mom who is cooking doesn't know
>She refuses to eat anything
>Mom proceeds to get black out drunk and angry
>Go home and argue about how I'm losing my money in crypto on 4chan

Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.5474634]

>>5472212
Retard if true

[Anonymous No.5474638]

Holy shit lots of larping, i lost $2000 because everything is down today. I dunno what the fuck you guys are holding

[Anonymous No.5474686]

>>5474621
brothers fault

[Anonymous No.5474691]

>>5471304
Pretty nice
Learned new ways to cash out
>>5465608
And watched my son open gifts

[Anonymous No.5474778]

my family is rich and loving and i had a great dinner and my dog got some christmas toys and then i made 3k today off Req

[Anonymous No.5474962]

>>5471304
pretty ordinary, i had to leave halfway through so i could drive 4 hours and not have to deal with shitty boxing day traffic the day after

[Anonymous No.5475052]

>>5474064
Merry christmas mate, i wish you all the luck in the world

[Anonymous No.5475074]

>>5471915

I’m calling BS normal people don’t know about some weird expensive Asian alcohol and watch that only autistic turbo nerds would know about

[Anonymous No.5475086]

>>5474064
At least you got a few texts. You're not me yet. Be grateful.

[Anonymous No.5475260]

>>5473452
>22
>married
wew

[Anonymous No.5475295]

>>5474638
Because not everyone thinks about daily gains and losses anon. I am down 6% today but up 100% from a week ago and 200% from a month ago. It is pretty hard to have lost money within the last months considering how much money has been pouring into crypto lately.

[Anonymous No.5475312]

>>5473452
>22
>Married

Fucking idiot lmao

[Anonymous No.5475317]

>>5474064
Hey man, Merry Christmas. I'd give you a full fucking BTC if I could spare. Hope you have a great new year as well, it's going to be okay.

[Anonymous No.5475358]

>>5473452
> $600k
> Married
Don't you mean $300k, Mrs. Crypto?

[Anonymous No.5476010]

>>5472212
kek, even though I have %2000 ROI, I am no way in a position to claim with 100% certainty that I can increase anyone's initial investment by 50%. Crypto has too much risk for such claims.