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>> No.54709441
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54709441

I'm here for the job interview

>> No.54709457
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54709457

>futures

>> No.54709463
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54709463

My dad told me that if Im going to r*tarded with options to buy them with far out expirations so that theres a better chance of not being so r*tarded
His ableist language and general toxic masculinity led me to ignore his advice
But now I think he might be on to something

>> No.54709491

>>54709403
If your travel spend is that high it would be stupid not to put it on a premium travel card, just be sure and pay in full every month. IIRC Sapphire Reserve is the best premium card now that CRO Black got nerfed, but shop around before opening anything with an AF.

>>54709319
Tell me if I got this right. You're Argentinian and have a margin enabled brokerage account that's denominated in Argentinian dollars. You want to buy a USD denominated stock on margin because the Argentinian dollar is imploding so hard that the interest you're paying in Argentinian dollars is meaningless. Also still waiting on those titties.

>> No.54709515
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54709515

100$ AAPL by EOY, you have been warned

>> No.54709536

>>54709491
Could also be Egyptian. Their pound's getting fucked.

>> No.54709554

>>54709515
Why so expensive?

>> No.54709564
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54709564

How do I rate my appearance? How do i know what my league is? I'm significantly uglier than this dude. I'm likely also poorer. Also idk if it matters but my height is exactly 6' and my penis is 6" at maximum hardness.

>> No.54709585

>>54709564
>he doesn't know about the coming AI gfs

>> No.54709589

>>54709564
He's with her for the clout. Shes got 1 million followers on tik takk

>> No.54709596

>>54709463
what your dad failed to recognize is that you are a retard
so everything you do is retarded

>> No.54709622
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54709622

>> No.54709625

>>54709463
Your dad clearly hasn't boarded the 0dte hype train. Trading in options with far out expirations is the sane way to trade options.

>> No.54709629

>he baked

>> No.54709634

>>54709457
I'm currently short, what should I do?

>> No.54709650

>>54709634
just hold it because it's unironically OVER, but this time fr

>> No.54709654
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>>54709625
>0dte hype train
>VIX1D goes live tomorrow

>> No.54709657

>>54709515
unironically sold mine at $164

>> No.54709669
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54709669

The bull market cycle by the excessive liquidity injection from the federal reserve has created a trend unlike anything we have seen prior. The trend is increasingly dependent on the bias and the bias becomes increasingly exaggerated. During this period, both the bias and the trend may be repeatedly tested by external shocks. If they survive the tests, they emerge strengthened until they become seemingly unshakable.

We may call this the period of acceleration. A point comes when the divergence between belief and reality becomes so great that the participants’ bias comes to be recognized as such. We may call this the moment of truth.

The trend may be sustained by inertia, but ceases to be reinforced by belief so that it flattens out-let us call this the twilight period or the period of stagnation. Eventually, the loss of belief is bound to cause a reversal in the trend that had become dependent on an ever stronger bias; this trend reversal is the crossover point. The opposite trend engenders a bias in the opposite direction, causing a catastrophic acceleration that qualifies as a crash.

Inflated expectations allowed corporations to improve their earnings performance but eventually it will come back down to reality and the price trend will be reversed.

>> No.54709674

What are we looking at this week anons, bloodbath or gigapump?

>> No.54709686

>>54709674
gigacrab

>> No.54709691
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>>54709674

>> No.54709696
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>>54709674

>> No.54709702

>>54709696
wtf how did he do that

>> No.54709709
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54709709

>>54709674

>> No.54709713
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54709713

>>54709686
>>54709691
>>54709696
>>54709709
ha...ahaha....ahahAHAH...AHAH............AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54709714

>>54709654
What is the VIX1D play anyway
I think were really due for an expansion in volume

>> No.54709716
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>>54709702
Training.

>> No.54709719

>>54709702
he bought BOIL calls

>> No.54709723

>>54709714
Honestly? Probably nothing. It's just a meme indicator calculated from options flow that was happening anyway.

>> No.54709727
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54709727

I cast Overrun!

>> No.54709729

>>54709669
It feels like a tinderbox looking for a spark. There is still a ton of money not in the market and if something like the war in Ukraine ends the markets will completely explode to new highs. Otherwise, in a recessionary period, a small insignificant event could cause a collapse to a point where no amount of slurping can prop shit up. Till then we crab

>> No.54709732

>>54709714
I mean volatility

>> No.54709746
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54709746

The market won't bottom until every last corrupt glownigger loses their job. They're the ones who interfered in an election to install an economically illiterate retard president. It is a LONG way down.

>> No.54709755
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54709755

We will defeat you smol crabs today

>> No.54709759
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>>54709755
LOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

>> No.54709761

>>54709729
>the war in Ukraine ends
There's way too much money being made there. What would we replace it with? Funneling money through Sudan? Zero chance.

>> No.54709778
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54709778

Hold me Mumubros...

>> No.54709788
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>>54709759
that is what greater Crab theory Demands.

>> No.54709791
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>>54709729
Now that loans come with actual interest there will be a cascade of bankruptcies in tech because there will be nothing to keep all the zombie companies going. A lot of smart people who appear on podcasts are saying Summer to Autumn of this year.

>> No.54709799
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>>54709669
The chart shows that the boom/bust pattern has an asymmetrical shape. It starts slowly and accelerates gradually to a wild excess that is followed by a twilight period and then by a catastrophic collapse. When the process is complete, neither the trend nor the bias remains the same. The process does not repeat itself. There is a regime change.
>George Soros

>> No.54709816
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54709816

Will the stock market open this today or is it a holiday like in britbongland

>> No.54709821

>>54709816
Open.

>> No.54709849

>>54709816
No, the next holiday in America will be the surprise bank closure one when we hit the debt ceiling without a deal. So, early June-ish.

>> No.54709856
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>>54709849
Dead soldier bros....

>> No.54709860

>>54709856
You didn't see the news? Biden's cancelling that as of this year.

>> No.54709873
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54709873

Stocks will never go up again

>> No.54709880

>>54709860
This has to be a troll post. There is no way a president of The United States of America would cancel a holiday involving former military. That'd be one of the least American things you could do!

>> No.54709977
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54709977

Manifesting the soft landing, SPX at 4700 by eoy, and AAPL to 190.

>> No.54710054
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54710054

There won't be any big crash. Unemployment will stay low. Things are gonna crab until all the zombie shit is slowly absorbed and inflated away. Focus on commodities instead.

>> No.54710066
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54710066

>futures

>> No.54710067

>>54710054
don't be such a pessimist
there will be
a big fuckin'
crash
have faith

>> No.54710073

>>54709669
What about the exorbitant privilege?

>> No.54710075

>>54709856
Reminder that the USA are not a military power. They lost all their wars and the goal of the military in a republic is not even to win wars anyway, but to be an opaque market.

>> No.54710078

>>54709729
>There is still a ton of money
Which data are you referring to? Sounds like hopium and copium.

>> No.54710079
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54710079

>OIL futures

>> No.54710080

>buy everything with my credit card
>pay off my balance statement at the end of the month
>get enough rewards points for a free dinner
It's really that easy bros.

>> No.54710095

>>54710075
>lost all their wars
only due to being nice
you ever put us in a place
of pulling out
all the stops
and you will
get
fuckin'
rekd

>> No.54710116

>>54710080
that sounds gud
but with
THA HOOD CARD
they would round up to the nearest dollar
hold that amount from your funds
then add to it free money
and invest it as you choose
(including just to your cash on the ready to be invested, which is also paying you
FOUR POINT FOUR PERCENT INTEREST
for just sitting there waiting for you to pull the trigger
on a trade)
ROBINHOOD
IS REALLY
THA BEST
they really just are

>> No.54710132
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54710132

RORKER
WHER B THAT NEXT VIDEO UPDATE N SHEEEEIIITTT, NIGGUH????
YAL AINT DUN NO VIDEO UPDATE N 2 WEEKS OR NO NOTHIN

>> No.54710139

>>54710075
>the goal of the military in a republic is not even to win wars anyway, but to be an opaque market.
wtf does that even mean?
you got a source for this shit?
this sounds sophisticated and potentially correct, but it’s beyond my comprehension

>> No.54710147

Good morning Crabs

>> No.54710153

>>54710054
Zombie shit doesn't ever get absorbed. Look at japan.

>> No.54710165

>>54709702
∆P

>> No.54710169

why futures red

>> No.54710172

>>54710169
catastrophic economic collapse

>> No.54710177

>>54710054
> anime girl 1980s
Not knowing who Deedlit is. Holy fucking shit you zoomers need to be gassed

>> No.54710192

>>54710139
i think it means that if someone
fucks with our commerce
we fuck their shit up
but use
a good sounding
excuse

>> No.54710208

>>54710169
trapping the sellers before the fed pivots and the massive rally afterwards HAHAHAHAHHAAH

>> No.54710233

>>54710139
I think he's means it's purpose is to just be corrupt and suck up as much money as possible.

>> No.54710248

>>54710139
A republic is a tool created by the caste of merchants and civil servants to 1/ get rid of monarchies 2/ to base their society on commerce alone (whereas monarchies are based on military conquests and getting rich with the spoils of the victory) with the promise that the caste of servants will keep tabs on the caste of merchants to impose ''competition among the merchants'' in order to ''empower'' the clients.
On the bureaucratic side, the caste of the servants are supposed to ''empower the citizen''. This is the birth of the atheist revolutions in america, in britian, in france and russia. This was 200 years ago.
In a republic the army is the bitch of the public servants and this means the army is contractualized and turned into a commerce, like any other human activity.
It turns out servants and merchants are best friend in private and in public they claim to be like oil and water to keep the theater going... so all the promises of ''empowering the general population'' is rubbish.

Like all the people employed by the civil servants the lower people are mistreated even if they are part of the public institutions, think like the teachers, and the military people too, with very low pay.

The only thing which stands out with the military is that the servants make its spending more secretive than the usual public budget for the crappy public hospitals, public schools and so on.


None of this is a secret. It's the basic propaganda the merchants and bureaucrats have been doing over the last 2 centuries.

>> No.54710259
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>oil closing down the gap
Oilsissies on suicide watch... not even the cartel could save it. How low do you reckon it's gonna go? The world still runs on oil and the demand is still very strong so I can't imagine it will go below 75. And that's probably when I am gonna buy it. The stocks are still relatively cheap after all

>> No.54710287

So is VIX really dead for all intensive purposes?
And we use VIX1D now?
How will we know when shit is massively overbought?

>> No.54710307
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>>54710287
>all intensive purposes
It's a doggy dog world out there.

>> No.54710313

>>54710287
0dte niggers are now confirmed losing money as i predicted, they will get liquidated no matter what and will become endangered
VIX isn't dead just swung too low, VIX1D is just more specific and will be useless until we get like 10 years of data. the upswing will be a nuclear happening

>> No.54710321

>>54710172
>CREDIT SUISSE 1Q NET OUTFLOWS $68.5 BILLION

kek accelerate

>> No.54710336
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>>54710321
Yeah but better earnings than last year --> bullish. Fugg this gay market

>> No.54710346

>>54710336
because they don't have any at1 bond interest to pay anymore

>> No.54710367
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>>54710307
I always thought it was
>dog eat dog world

>> No.54710368
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>>54710346
We shall see. If the market deems it bullish, I am officially dumping all I've got into semis and not checking my account for at least 10 years.

>> No.54710399

>red futures
Green Week confirmed

>> No.54710401

>>54710307
Allow me to play doubles advocate for a moment

>> No.54710413

>>54710401
stop being a pre-Madonna

>> No.54710453

>>54710066
Is that a pokemon that had to go back to work doing manual labor because his investments in futures aren't doing too well?

>> No.54710454 [DELETED] 
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Anihillate the dark races and the market shoots to infinity

>> No.54710455

Long europe. Once the USD dies Europe will roar

>> No.54710461

>>54710455
europe is falling worse than america right now.

>> No.54710463

All ZOGbot employees (read : military and police) should be killed

>> No.54710474
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>Tesla blew up one(1) rocket therefore futes are bleeding, bank failures and continual lousy earnings couldn't do it but one(1) rocket pulled it off
Assuming this isn't some fake and gay "we end flat/green lmao" event I find myself ecstatic.

>> No.54710503
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54710503

What are the financial implications of this?

>> No.54710504

>>54710455
>>54710461
>>54710463
Every american will die

>> No.54710511

>>54710367
Those misunderstandings are a diamond dozen.

>> No.54710513

>>54710503
i get rich
not sure about anyone else

>> No.54710514

>>54710504
Everyone's gonna die, anon.

>> No.54710524
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>>54710504
i'm from florida, we literally can't be killed

>> No.54710540
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>>54710511
Sometimes I take these shortcomings for granite
>>54710513
You’re short?

>> No.54710572

>>54710307
>>54710367
>>54710511
>>54710540
NO NIGGERS ALOUD

>> No.54710597

bros... my calls are about to be heemed

>> No.54710614
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>>54710597
just believe fren

>> No.54710615

>>54710597
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

>> No.54710679

Limit down this week.

You heard it here first.

Do with this information what you wish.

That is all.

>> No.54710690
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>>54710679
elaborate your medium to long term forecast

>> No.54710753

>>54710503
Feels like somehow I'll lose, whether it's calls or puts

>> No.54710804

Yo scops n shiet, do post numbers 54710401 and 54710413 show up on your end?

t. noided

>> No.54710806

Are any of you looking for other potential ways to be financially free, far before the age of 60? Doesn't feel like I'm gonna get rich off stocks :/

>> No.54710822

there is zero activity on the sp500

>> No.54710829
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54710829

So, $FRC today?

>> No.54710859

>BBBY -49%

>> No.54710875

>>54710859
how is reddit holding up?

>> No.54710881

>>54710401
>>54710413

>>54710804
lemme check n sheeeeeiiitttt

>> No.54710886

>>54710078
All that money trapped in CDs is just waiting to be thrown back into the market

>>54710859
Brutal

>> No.54710889

>>54710804
yessir
missed em, nigguh

>> No.54710899

>>54709778
Bullish.

>> No.54710936

What have the feds been saying about rate hikes? Have we topped out yet? Lower soon, or higher for longer? Haven't looked in a while

>> No.54710946

>>54710936
the market indices are flat and everybody wants a pause in the hike

>> No.54710950
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I think futes are all sorts of misspriced right now. Dealer gamma exposure is negative with CB assets not moving. We should end up slightly green on the day.

>> No.54710955

>>54710946
Doesn't seem to be any major up or down catalyst in the near future, unless I'm missing something obvious. The last six months have been maddening, I have no idea when to jump in

>> No.54710957
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>>54709418
WOAHHHHHHHH WERE HALFWAY THEREEEE

OHHHHHH-OHHH! NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>> No.54710979

can someone ban this fucking indian google CEO already holy shit
he literally doesnt even care any more he is openly calling for regulation on AI and fucking over his own stock

DEAR GOD WHY IS HE CEO WHYYYYYY

>> No.54711006

>yuropoor natgas prices bottomed with Germany. MCFNF will begin production in 6 months according to bloomberg tv
I will now buy your meme stock.

>> No.54711022

>>54710955
June and September newfag. Literally nothing will happen but crabbin until June, then it will dip hard until sept, then it will skyrocket again to where we are now.

>> No.54711043

>>54711022
What happens in june?

>> No.54711046

>>54711022
Republicans will threaten a government shut down over the debt ceiling but cuck in the end, this is your period to make gains. But the market has pretty much decided that they are all in.

>> No.54711067

>>54711043
Mumu's want to hold onto their overvalued gains instead of letting the market fall to a more realistic value where they could rebuy and protect their money at closer to value prices. Inflation is going to continue.

>> No.54711112
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>>54710153
>1989 Japan is the same as 2023 US

>> No.54711119

>>54711112
What's wrong with your eyes?

>> No.54711121

Literally prisoner's dillema, someone will puss out and then the downward cascading pressure of everyone getting out at the top starts. This is a controlled demolition the market, fed, banks, and the government have been trying to force a collapse, but peoplr keep buying in. The breaking point is going to make a lot of people poor and bears rich.

>> No.54711142

>BBBY
bleh
holy shit

>> No.54711155

>>54710859
>>54711142
Ryan Cohen will save us and buy the float at $0.01 for one last squozzle dozzle trust the planarino hodl the line aples.

>> No.54711163

It's spring, Bears wake up from hibernation to eat cows until the fall.

>> No.54711187

I have an opinion

>> No.54711193
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54711193

bros ive been holding uvxy for 4 months now I'm down 70% please tell me there will be a volmageddon soon

>> No.54711203

Fuckin sick of this market always recovering.
>Drop? OK, nice. I meant dip. BUY

>> No.54711207
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54711207

We will crab again. We close 4125. I can feel it. I hate the crab.

>> No.54711217
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>>54711163
>>54711187
>>54711193
>>54711203
>>54711207
I think I will buy some shares for long term capital appreciation today

>> No.54711231
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54711231

>BREAKING NEWS: AMERISLURPS STILL SLURPING. FED CHAIRMAIN SEES NO END IN SIGHT TO SLURPING.

>> No.54711234
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>>54711231
Mumu is rich and liquid

>> No.54711252

>>54711231
>>54711234
MUMU will probably get dumped on heavily, great liquidity.

Retail got pulled into the ponzi stockmarket like MLM.

>> No.54711263

Ian''s obesity proves the sanctions don't work on Russia.

>> No.54711280

>>54710950
>Dealer gamma exposure is negative
what-did-he-mean-by-this.jpg
GEX is currently positive 1.808 million
>CB assets not moving
what-did-he-mean-by-this.jpg
Balance sheet is down from 8.614T to 8.593T in one week, down from 8.733M one month ago
>We should end up slightly green on the day.
what-did-he-mean-by-this.jpg
What crack are you smoking, where are you getting the idea for all three of these statements - genuinely asking, as I have no idea where you are coming from (maybe I'm wrong, maybe your data is better than my data)

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>>54710307
understanding "intensive purposes" for "intents and purposes" makes 0 sense to me but "doggy dog" for "dog eat dog" somehow makes sense if you say it out loud.. but """people""" can't be this retarded, right?

>> No.54711305

>>54711291
Never overestimate niggercattle

>> No.54711308

>>54711291
doggy dog

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>>54711231
retail hooked. we can dump now

>> No.54711356

>>54711280
>GEX is currently positive 1.808 million
Naive gex, anon. sqzme GEX is useless
>Balance sheet is down from 8.614T to 8.593T in one week, down from 8.733M one month ago
That's essentially irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, nor the data I'm referring to specifically. Published numbers are lagging and unironically priced in, there are other ways of gauging future liquidity barring some black swans.

>> No.54711360

FUCKING NIGGERS SLURPING

>> No.54711383

>>54711360
>>54711231
Slurpflation. PEAK US consumerism. If this gigadumps the INVESTING-fad will die out.

>> No.54711393

>>54711383
>If this gigadumps the INVESTING-fad will die out.
Or the gigadump will get gigaslurped

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>>54711356
>sqzme GEX is useless
where do you view dealer gamma exposure?
>nor the data I'm referring to specifically
what data are you referring to then, and where can it be viewed?
>there are other ways of gauging future liquidity
such as

>> No.54711407

>>54711393
>gigaslurped
with what liquidity?

>> No.54711420

>BBBY
>PRTY
its all over for us bros..

>> No.54711421
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Would you buy this for 900 Euros?

>> No.54711441

>>54711407
Amerislurps will triple mortgage their home + get a reverse mortage on top of it just to slurp the dip because they think it will be just like 2020.

>> No.54711448

How about this? 395 Euros.

Also a MALE purse.

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>>54711448
oops

>> No.54711492

Uh... isn't pre-market supposed to be up now

>> No.54711524

>>54711492
No, the tides have turned.

>> No.54711532

>>54710859
Hope everyone listened to the posters who said to stay away from it

>> No.54711540

>>54711532
No, I'm FOMOING in, right NOW! Screencap this

>> No.54711545

>get 2 weeks out mof fed interest rate decision
>market crabs
>people surprised
its been like this for like half a year

>> No.54711547

>>54711155
lmfao, shut the fuck up!

>> No.54711628

Ill bet you guys that bby shit has at least one more pump, if i was a gambling man id buy today at least 5k to double it later in the week, not saying it isnt going to 0 soon
this is the "blood on the streets" moment for them

>> No.54711634

sp500 green soon

>> No.54711639
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>>54711628
>Ill bet you guys that bby shit has at least one more pump
so this is what drug addiction looks like

>guys im telling you, just one more pump, cmon man just buy the stock for one more pump, we all gonna be rich man cmon
when BBY gets delisted please stream your final financial self-advicing

>> No.54711641

Well thank goodness we can finally put an end to BBBY and all it's cultists. Now we just need GME to do the same

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>>54709441
Kind of a stocky build here but not too bad. Has a kind of mousy looking face and can already tell she is going to develop some serious jowls in a few years. But just seeing her feign some kind of kindness towards me is enough it seems.

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>>54711231
Stocks are cheap. They crashed, earnings keep improving, so why not new ATH? Dumbed down but that's how things stand... things are even worse in Europe where companies are beating all expectations because of massively off-loaded costs on consuuumers.
People finally got it. The market only ever goes up. If the last two decades have shown anything, it's that greed pays off. Just buy big semis and sit back and enjoy your gains.
There's just too much money in the stock market. Don't fight it brahs

>> No.54711711

>>54711696
>just buy the NVDA top
what could possibly go wrong

>> No.54711715

>>54711641
The PRTY is never over bros.
AQB remains listed

>> No.54711726

>BBBY

STOP! HES ALREADY DEAD

>> No.54711769

>>54711711
>NVDA
I dunno man. My mom bought almost at the peak and simply DCA:d last year and now she's up by almost 70% which is fuckin insane.

>> No.54711833

>>54710859
the bull market from QE has made the average retail investor retarded. fundamentals like pe ratios, tax loss harvesting, factor investing, this new millennial/zoomer generation of investors knows nothing. All they do is gamble.
>"It'll go up cause everyone in my cult said it would!"

>> No.54711837

>>54711711
>>54711769
>P/E ratio
>155,65
is good?

>> No.54711845

>>54711837
>euro
gross
also no

>> No.54711873

>>54711837
Only if your number 1 consumer stops buying your product.

Gamers don't buy video cards as often as they use to. Nvidia stock skyrockets.

>> No.54711878

>>54711641
They have to burn through all their cash first. They are still net negative with operating so it'll happen just slowly. wait for the junk bonds

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>>54711769
And you think because this happened this will keep going up?

>> No.54711985

i had a windfall of 1,500. should i buy GLD or VOO?

>> No.54712000

>>54711985
you should wait for friday

>> No.54712003

>>54711985
VT

>> No.54712025

>>54711985
VTI

>> No.54712035

>>54712003
>>54712025
VTI is total market, what's VT?

>>54712000
why some big earnings?

>> No.54712073

>>54712035
us stock market with international market as well. it's just the global stock market. its comfy seeing apple barely at 3% of your portfolio of 9000 stocks

>> No.54712103

>The share of options activ-
ity among individual investors
has also been dropping, most
recently making up around
12% of the total market, down
from roughly 18% in July
2020

what happened 0dte fags?

>> No.54712119

>>54712103
considering how much money retail investors keep losing to institutional investors, and the stimulus checks turning off, its just nature healing

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is anything gonna happen this week?

>> No.54712134

>>54712119
I think their risk appetite is shrinking

>> No.54712140

>>54712130
we get to watch the final bbby cope. how long does chapter 11 take?

>> No.54712142

>>54712103
RHers lost 95% of their original capital lmao

>> No.54712144

>>54712140
like 6 months?

>> No.54712152

>>54712142
source?

>> No.54712171

>>54712144
its gonna fall off the stock exchange then right? it's at like $0.11

>> No.54712186

>>54712171
it's really up to the exchange it's listed on then maybe the legal preceedings. if the exchange decides it's no good they'll delist it and might not give much warning

>> No.54712200

>>54712140
someone said it goes otc in a week usually.

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>>54712152
>source?
I just know it

>> No.54712217

>>54712203
fuckin "Trust me Bro"

>> No.54712228

>>54712130
Lots of earnings for the big whales this week. If it's going to rug it will be this week. If it doesn't then its over for Bobo - he will be put to sleep for another 3-6mths minimum.

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>>54712217
>hurr durr
If you're not a newfag you've seen how RHers blow up their accounts

pic related is you (on the right). Yeah take that!

>> No.54712255

>>54712245
>how RHers blow up their accounts
I've seen Guh

>> No.54712256

God damn it. I was so happy with spy going down in the pre-market.

Not looking forward to seeing my opening red with my spy puts.

>> No.54712261

>>54712228
there's still the debt ceiling hanging on. So rug could be now or june

>> No.54712263

>BBBY
I hope you fags got out after the final squeeze

>> No.54712273

>>54712263
What happens if I short the thing and it gets delisted?

>> No.54712292

>>54712273
You keep all the money because you don't have a share to give back

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>>54712273
They dub you the boob king and let you sit under a crown of boobs for the rest of your days

>> No.54712337

>>54712142
what's RHer?

>> No.54712353

>>54712337
a blood type

>> No.54712362

spy rising

>> No.54712364

>>54712337
Robinhood user. The typical RHer would just buy short dated calls so they're either make huge gains or go down in flames. There are lots of Robinhood screenshots of accounts losing 99%, some even did then then somehow broke even.

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Can't wait for BA to present the worst earnings ever just to pump because the goverment still needs them.

>> No.54712370

>>54712362
Stop it reeeeeeee

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>>54712364
i think i'm gonna try it myself next time there's a big swing: try to take $1k to $50k

>> No.54712388

>>54712364
unlike every other brockerage which gives you a million warning sides about options and leverage, RH just treats it like a fun game. which is why a ton of zoomers that get fucked and go into debt think they can just delete the app to make it go away

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Coca cola +1.83% pre
C3ai -7.98% pre

Not like this, AI sisters we got too cocky.

>> No.54712444

>Russia's Sberbank releases ChatGPT rival GigaChat

>> No.54712446

>>54712337
>what's RHer?
RH positive people

>> No.54712453

Fuck you NEON get your shit together

>> No.54712455

>>54712422
KO good results

>> No.54712477

>>54712422
We're at war with the robots. If you retards keep giving the ai money, they'll take over the world. We need to defund the robots.

>> No.54712474

>>54712362
needs to flush the sellers first i guess

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>>54712362
Um bobros?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>54712477
I unironically think about slurping some, Reddit will probably make it pump. I'll just take profit and it can collapse on muh basederino soibois, idc. Too bad I don't have the balls to do it.

>> No.54712522

I'M MAKING BANK WITH BBBY. I told you, I bought 2 hours ago. Where to buy Bugatti?

>> No.54712529

>>54712495
we have double topped, only Jerome can save the mumus now. And honestly, he just might.

>> No.54712530

Guys I'm pooping atm and looking to waste 2k on puts. Nvidia? Netflix? Spy?

Goys I'm looking to buy stocks and I have 250$. What should I buy?

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>>54712506
Why the dump tho? The revenue's pretty good.

>> No.54712574

Hey remember muln lmao

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Threadly reminder that today at market open, there will be mandatory penis inspections for all of /smg/

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>>54712529
>he just might
Thank ye oh wise one

>> No.54712606

>>54712474
finally

>> No.54712621

>>54709880
Well he did establish Juneteenth as a federal holiday

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Legit, who the hell ever thought KO would have bad earnings? That's pretty much the one company to depend on in this market

>> No.54712630

>Insurance contracts that
would pay out in the event of
a U.S. default, known as
credit-default swaps, are at
their most expensive on record

where can I get these CDSes?

>> No.54712653

>>54712604
You know Toadsworth is giving off Daddy Jerome vibes

>> No.54712662

>>54712621
He just did that so I can have the day off work so I can spend the millions I make off my UONE calls

>> No.54712670

>>54709418
Surely we must be nearing the end of the crab era

>> No.54712699

>>54712670
The crab is eternal. In 2040 you might have a chance to make money again.

>> No.54712723

>>54712670
Markets can only crab so long before theres a down leg
Its a liquidity issue mostly and that never ends well

>> No.54712755

At what point did you realize you don't know what you're doing

>> No.54712756

>>54712622
Fat Americans will continue to be fat, inflation be damned.

>> No.54712776
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>GDP premarket Thursday
>Core PCE premarket Friday
>MM fund becomes marginable Thursday
THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWLE4gR7cqw

>> No.54712799

>>54712630
Did you watch the big short again, honey?

>> No.54712812

how the fuck do people take the time to see how much net worth they have? i dont care how much my car sells for or what my house that im renting in goes for. god imagine just sitting at some desk for hours and going through mountains of paper and tally every little penny you own

>> No.54712815

>>54712755
The second I realized I make more money playing blackjack than trading

>> No.54712817

why cant i be japabeans being american sucks

>> No.54712819

>>54712755
There's "don't know what you are doing" and forces actively working against you.

>> No.54712824

>>54712812
You rough estimate hard and ignore anything small.

Bluebook your cars
Tax assessment+20% your house

>> No.54712829

>>54712815
I made just over $3500 in profit last year on $55k in trades. I could easily make more than that gambling.

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I fully believe in God. His hand guided me to my wife, set me on a path of art and allowed to me to find and locate my enemies. God is real, hell is real, and the fires of perdition claim the enemies of God. Divine providence is real.

>> No.54712835

>>54712515
I want to make money at the expense of those soi bois over at The Reddit. What exactly were you planning? I want to limit my exposure on this one and will only put ~$500 on this play, but it seems like it should be a sure thing, so lets go.

>> No.54712849

Kek watch BBBY go green just a few moments after markets open.

>> No.54712857

>>54712835
>What exactly were you planning?
Invest, take profit at +5% and that's it. I know it's a meme stock and I might even close at +10%, but I was going to take profit at +5% as I said.
That's the plan, but I'm not going to do it. Just don't take advice from me.

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predict today's market open

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>>54712863
You guys will do fine, but I'm fucked. Simple as

>> No.54712887

>>54712863
Small green candle into crab then dump -1% by mid day, close in the 0 to -1% range.

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>>54712835
Baggot this general is fucking dead beyond dead. Like it actually makes me sad to see the once bustling /smg/ have the activity of a /ck/ thread. It truly is the end of an era.

>> No.54712898

>>54712891
It’s healing

>> No.54712906

>>54712755
Last week. Sold a good chunk of my stocks for profit to build a solid rainy day fund of roughly a years worth of living expenses. Should shield me pretty well from unexpected downside. I don’t like capital gains tax though

>> No.54712911

>>54712887
>-1%
whoa what are your points?

>> No.54712916

Why doesn't NTFX look like BBBA if everyone claims they hate netflix and all the blackwashing propaganda they put out?

>> No.54712917

>>54712891
Well maybe if the Jews played a little nicer, we stopped sending money to the ukraine, and if they released the tranny's manifesto we would be able to be a bustling center of activity, but the way things are now, no chance. The fucking Jews are going to continue to be kikes, and the hohols will continue to spend money the united states tax payers don't have.

>> No.54712918

>>54712887
Potentially this
Maybe not though

>> No.54712921

>>54712891
Blame the niggers at fidelity

>> No.54712931

>>54712857
>Invest, take profit at +5% and that's it. I know it's a meme stock and I might even close at +10%
I meant take profit as soon as the amount I bought for hits +5%, not the stock itself hitting +5%.
As i said don't take (((advice))) from me.

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>>54712863
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

>> No.54712958

>>54712916
netflix makes way more content than the other streamers, by a huge margin, and has done a really good job of catering to a really wide range of people where it is the default streaming service people have. The average person does not hate netflix.

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Gold is up, urgin' all thugs
Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
A more secure investment
Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter
...
A COUPLE GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

>> No.54712981

>>54712938
>Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

why next week?

>> No.54712984
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>>54712891
What? It's a good thing it means retail has capitulated. Now proper price discovery can occur and the markets can heal.

>> No.54712993

>>54712958
None of its good though and it's depressing to endlessly scan through. The only good shit on Netflix now are the few decent shows they contract. Netflix can't produce content anymore.

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>>54712755
this morning when I pussied out on buying a 2nd batch (within this morning) of BOIL in the premarkets while it dipped even lower than the 1st and now I'd be up more than double.

>> No.54713007

>>54711234
Losers average losers

>> No.54713009

>>54712921
>Blame the niggers
ftfy

>> No.54713017

>>54712984
Nobody has capitulated. SPY is still above $400

>> No.54713034

>>54712984
The banks' version of price discovery is gay

>> No.54713057

>>54712917
>The fucking Jews are going to continue to be kikes,
There are few fundamental constants of the universe, but this is one of them.

>> No.54713066

>>54713017
Not that kind. They capitulated in the sense that they have lost interest and have left the market or are just buying indexes and bonds instead of risky assets. SPY being up or down has nothing to do with retail.

>> No.54713076

>>54713009
Fidelity is the nigger of finance.

Every rich faggot seems to shill the fuck out of it. I swear I've talked to 3 different freemasons and they somehow always bring Fidelity in to a conversation about golf.

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wtfwt

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>>54713079
You are always on point

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what the fuck was crab

>> No.54713112

Another week of violent slurping.

>> No.54713116

I said fuck it and threw my $500 on SPY calls.
Lets go team green ranger.

>> No.54713129

>>54713116
Is this code to buy puts?

>> No.54713135

>>54713116
We are just going to crab for a decade. You should be selling naked calls.

>> No.54713144

AGAIN SLURPING YOU DEGENERATe BuRgERsLURpeRS

>> No.54713150

>>54713129
Nah, the green ranger, (who becomes the white ranger and champion for the white race), is the team to be on. Green Ranger gets all the pussy, while the red ranger hangs out with faggots and niggers.

>> No.54713180

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54713184

Slow thread today. did everybody get heemed?

>> No.54713187

I regret going long on something called "big bear.ai holdings"

>> No.54713193

>>54713184
nothing happened today

>> No.54713196

>>54713076
Robinhood>>>>>>>E*TRADE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everybody else starts here.
UN
IRONICALLY
just the way it is
for whatever reason
here
in
clown world

>> No.54713204

>>54713184
I got slapped up last week betting on America and the Joe Biden economy.

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>>54713184
I'm just hungover.

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>>54713005
holy fuck do I regret not buying that 2nd batch

>> No.54713268

>>54713150
>Green Ranger gets all the pussy, while the red ranger hangs out with faggots and niggers.
I never saw it that way until now. Truly, you are a man full of wisdom.

>> No.54713280

We open +0.1% and close -1%. Theres nothing we can do to change this.

>> No.54713296

>FRC this is gonna fool so many retards when it dumps after hours

>> No.54713343

BOIL is what killed this general

>> No.54713353

>>54713184
I really should put some more money in the market today. My grand total winnings on the slots last night came to $700, and I didn't turn around and throw that money on a stupid bet like a yolo all in on red in roulette or something. I'm growing as a person.

>> No.54713360

>VIX1D is under 9 https://www.cboe.com/us/indices/dashboard/VIX1D/

>> No.54713368

>>54713196
I don't get it. You're saying robinhood is greater than E Trade, or Robinhood leads to E trade?

>> No.54713370

>>54713343
There's actually some truth to that. First it was SOXL, then BOIL dealt the final blow.

>> No.54713375

>>54713343
I don't know why people think natural gas is going to go higher. They're getting rid of the gas stoves, and people don't use natural gas in the summer months.

>> No.54713377

>>54713343
Pemabulls/slurperinos is what killed this market

>> No.54713382

frc gonna post record shattering earnings, and KRE will be up 25%+ AH, cope and seethe boboids

>> No.54713385
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Does anyone have a indicator/strategy that worked for them?
I have some on checking SMAs but it’s on a daily timescale , so i only do a movement every couple weeks

>> No.54713393

>>54713375
>don't use natural gas in the summer months.
Electricy for AC, especially in burgerstan

>> No.54713406

>>54713368
>greater than
lrn2readthesymbols
this ain't a grateful dead show setlist

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We just need to cool off for the next rally. This dip is taking longer than expected, but my investments are with great companies. They will come back.

>> No.54713418

why is this thread still up?

>> No.54713429

>>54713343
must be breddy cringe stocks gen that gets killed by the most based ETF ever
>>54713375
>people think natural gas is going to go higher
no, natural gas *did* go higher, it ain't "thinkin"

>> No.54713431

>>54713418
>why is this thread still up?
surely someone is baking

>> No.54713448

>>54713418
We just need to cool off for the next thread. This baking is taking longer than expected, but my posts are with great posters. They will come back

>> No.54713456

>>54713418
It's fuckin over. Not in the budget for more /smg/.

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>>54713431
no

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>>54713429
okay retard

>> No.54713482

Holy fuck why is AI getting heemed

>> No.54713512

>>54713385
yeah with indicators you need to use several periods, it works well on daily charts
on quick charts you need to anticipate and that's really hard.
go there for learning how to use stoch
https://home.daytradingradio.com
my method is like him, but i also use rsi. This stuff works well for entries, but for exits, EMAs are better so on the price, put some EMAs like 10, 20, 50, 100, 200

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Bonjour

>> No.54713529

>>54713385
bollinger bands

>> No.54713532

baking cuz you lazy retards wont

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>>54713482
It had safety rails installed so it wont find out why...

>> No.54713551

>>54713512
guppy presents his method with EMAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QInB6iExaxw

>> No.54713553

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>>54713543
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>> No.54713644

>>54713464
this retard just realized $100 from a quick morning swing nigger
would have already been more if I held just another minute but fuck it, took the money and ran while the runnin' was good
faggot

>> No.54715466

>>54711654
>she

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>>54715466
bosting in a dead bread