>i-it's just a bear market, bros!

[Anonymous No.54709072]

>it'll bounce back. WAGMI!

[Anonymous No.54709097]

Anyone wanna buy an nft of my ribeye dinner?

[Anonymous No.54709114]

>>54709097
Should have cooked the veggies first dawg

[Anonymous No.54709121]

>>54709097
I think i'm just going to mint this NFT myself. How does that sound?

[Anonymous No.54709128]

>>54709097
>fried ribeye

[Anonymous No.54709135]

>tfw too young to remember tulips/beanie babies

[Anonymous No.54709138]

>>54709072
My friend is making a crypto dating app where you earn nfts by chatting if you are a woman. How do i convince him that its a terrible idea before he sinks his entire savings on it

[Anonymous No.54709164]

>>54709097
Here you go fren, just take one though. Pleasure doing business! Hah sucker!

[Anonymous No.54709170]

>>54709138
if your friend is that deep, he's unsolvable

[Anonymous No.54709179]

>>54709121
Hey you wanna buy my NFT of this steak?
>>54709128
Ikr? For just a couple dollars, you could own this nft!!!
>>54709135
Took pictures of them and sold the photos, biggest mistake of my life itnwas before NFTs were even a thing.
>>54709164
>Hey you wanna buy this nft broski? Hey wait a minute

[Anonymous No.54709197]

>>54709138
Is he getting cash gainz from it? If so buy him some old computers to convert into a server farm. Get some old car batteries as a power back up, a generator etc.... then take pictures of that and you can sell them, I'll give you one of pic related each

[Anonymous No.54709207]

>>54709179
I literally just minted an NFT of the steak on monero. sorry bro, it's mine now

[Anonymous No.54709212]

>>54709072
There are moles, gophers, bears, boars, bulls, lions, and NFTs. You guys missed out on trillions!*
>trillion*
The photo of it of course.

[Anonymous No.54709234]

>>54709207
Well now hold on we should settle this out of court. Howabout I give you pic related for say, hmm 5 steak NFTs!! Will not settle for less. 10 NFTs is only fair because of your crime against me you deserve punishment, therefore 20 NFT steak pics is only fair because in reality 50 isnwhat you really owe me now, so please give me 100 NFT of ribeye steaks and we can call it even, yes? I'm calling my lawyer now and the paperwork will be ready by the morning and you can expect it via pneumatic post to your office by 9am sharp.

[Anonymous No.54709238]

>>54709097
>>54709179
>>54709207
If I mint the NFT first do I get the steak?

[Anonymous No.54709253]

>>54709238
Yeah just remember a screenshot of an NFT is worth a fraction.
I have a PhD in NFT law ask me anything I know what all the acronyms meand and Ineven make my own.

[Anonymous No.54709254]

>>54709238
>>54709234
Now I am confused, who is eating the steak?

[Anonymous No.54709263]

>>54709253
What does NFT stand for

[Anonymous No.54709264]

>>54709254
>cypher on stacking.jpg
>cypher on steak.jpg
You literally spawned a meme fren.
Make it before j do to win the coontest

[Anonymous No.54709275]

>>54709263
It stands for a few things
No
Fuckin
Trannies

Nationally funded
Frantic
TnD

Non
Fungible
Tokens

But the last definition is the least exciting and actually most accurate. Its not worthless, its priceless, akin to a digital baseball card so if something aint
>cool
Or
>hip
Its not ginna make it

[Anonymous No.54709278]

>>54709263
Niggers fucking trannies

[Anonymous No.54709309]

>>54709278
I donno about that

[Anonymous No.54709339]

>>54709254
>>54709264
>>54709309
So uh you guys wanna buy this nft?

[Anonymous No.54709375]

>>54709339
You know, I know this NFT doesn't exist. I know what when I put it into my wallet, the blockchain is telling my computer that it is real and valuable. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss

[Anonymous No.54709415]

>>54709375
Hahahah take this and that!
Hey hoo

[Anonymous No.54709464]

>>54709415
do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a god-dang steak

[Anonymous No.54709465]

>>54709375
If it can change into something new from something as menial as a bite of steak, what led to this?

[Anonymous No.54709547]

>>54709464
Damn thats good but just wait, lets see paul allens card

[Anonymous No.54709571]

>>54709464
Why did Bryce like Van Allens card more than mine?

[Anonymous No.54709623]

>>54709464
Im autistic as fuck and desirin for more

[Anonymous No.54709643]

This picture of money is worth more than the money if you believe hard enough.

[Anonymous No.54709810]

Still me bramped my wifi for a moment

[Anonymous No.54709840]

Whoever is eating the steak should have some of this hilarious bread with it.

[Anonymous No.54709872]

>>54709840
They can fomo into the next one, skateboard pictures. I unironically love NFTs now. Dont even know what it really is, but theres a lot of uncertainty in life ao we must take things that wewoukd take for granted and solidify them into granite.

[Anonymous No.54709876]

>>54709464
He's just thinking up of a real good meme now... plz come back fren I've become too attached.

[Anonymous No.54709930]

>>54709840
Here is steak fren.
>gibs_steak.exe

[Anonymous No.54710000]

>>54709930
What if in the future people pay to watch moving NFTs, and they can go to a place where they can sit down to watch it, no cameras allowed, then they could even purchase a copy of it on some sort of medium that can be replayed. How can it be made to only play a finite time.. hmmm... maybe they could even rent the disc, thisnwould bust the block with these n(ft)flix. Maybe... just maybe, some call me a dreamer but those who know me just call me Ernest.

[Anonymous No.54710044]

>>54710000
Witnessing myself in real time,

[Anonymous No.54710674]

>>54709263
According to the literature: Non Flushable Turds

[Anonymous No.54710707]

Weird thread

[Anonymous No.54710801]

>>54710707
This is bear market kino desudesu

[Anonymous No.54712432]

>>54710707
best thread

[Anonymous No.54712459]

I remember when I sold one of these for 27 ETH lol

[Anonymous No.54712487]

>>54709263
NOT FUCKING TANGIBLE

[Anonymous No.54712505]

>>54709097
What the fuck is that doing in a pan

[Anonymous No.54714549]

>>54712505
Sometimes life poses in a manner that causes us to ask all of these questions, we never ask oursleves who is asking these questions, really?

[Anonymous No.54714812]

>>54709097

What the actually fuck.

Looks like you were going for mirepoix but your onion ratio is way too low. You added a bunch of other shit that doesn’t make sense. You’re effectively going to boil your ribeye which will cause it to cook evenly throughout and have no crust.

I hope you enjoyed your weirdly seasoned, wet, well done, boiled, ribeye.

Also, I saved the picture and will mint my own NFT.

[Anonymous No.54715369]

>>54714812
Itll be mine soon enoughvvv

[Anonymous No.54715472]

the worst thing about niggers.jpeg is that the only utility is to "flex" like one of the aforementioned niggers. but now the jpegs have lost most of their value, and the smartest people have already sold, all you can do is showcase your low iq to others on twitter.
the entire product has turned into a giant arrow proclaiming how retarded you are, and when the next cycle kicks off and all the new nfts are making new aths, you'll be showcasing your inability to understand the nft market as well.

[Anonymous No.54715702]

>>54715472
Yeah you missed out on the pump and dump last night, every NFT on this page sold for a picture of pic related
>captcha m8oro
Oro gold m8

[Anonymous No.54715720]

>>54715702
>14 hour thread
didn't even realize. biz is deader than it was in 2019.

[Anonymous No.54715820]

>>54715720
>id km8
Ok m8.
Heres a freebie on me. Don't spend it all in one place

[Anonymous No.54716167]

/biz/ is pulling an r buttcoin when it comes to nfts. Wtf happened to this place?

[Anonymous No.54716647]

>>54716167
You see the thing is most people realized that when you put money into an institution, it's considered a loan moreso than a deposit, they borrow your money every day to gamble stonks, so it came to a point where ownership of physical asstes became the safe haven for wealth. Anyone holding money in stonks is gambling. Most commodities are heavily shorted so much so that even if a handful of people decided to call in for a delivery instead of merely reinvesting the funds for a higher number tomorrow, they could squeeze the derivatives out of the jwiesh banker class who has quite literally gambled that our future would include demise. We shall not capitulate to their hasidic financial trickery because once the curtain past the vault doors reveal they have no metals, the winners will be the holders of metal. Any discussion of stonks, digital coins, is almost moot. I never even see threads for people starting a business... on biz so explain that niger. Either way, I'm here to have fun, I make a dime per second at my job and the cnc grinder is whittling away frqctions of a diameter of a hair from some hardened steel, essentially a knife in the shape of a machine spindle. Here's one of the granite facility. Bosch rexroth making giant surface plates for us to turn into custom cnc grinders, some of which are our mother machines to produce spindles for the cnc market. To me, anything .000005" out of round is scrap metal. 5 millionths of an inch.

[Anonymous No.54716732]

>>54709465
>>54709464
>>54709415
>>54709375
>>54709339
>>54709309
Why is everyone talking about Chris Cantwell

[Anonymous No.54716746]

[Anonymous No.54716793]

>>54709128
>>54712505
Cast iron is the patrician choice, plebians.

[Anonymous No.54716821]

>>54712505
you get a good sear cooking on cast iron, but he fucked up by cooking it at the same time with all that other shit. You need to get the surface piping hot and get the steak completely dry before putting it on the pan so that it gets that nice crust

[Anonymous No.54716958]

>>54716821
Im guessing that pan goes in the oven where it slow cooks the veggies down in the juices.

[Anonymous No.54719285]

>>54716732
No idea who that is but please inform, seems jweish

[Anonymous No.54720368]

>>54716732
By the way, you wanna buy my newest NFT? Its the dude you posted! How exciting is this

[Anonymous No.54720415]

>>54720368

[Anonymous No.54720421]

>>54709121
NFTs are based investments anon provided you get in on the right ones. The Cloudbreaker is one on my watchlist seeing as it earns holders access to raffle draws and right to own their metaverse experience.

[Anonymous No.54720597]

>>54720415
Oh no. Here w go again

[Anonymous No.54720606]

>>54720421
Wanna buy this nft of your pleasantry?

[Anonymous No.54720687]

>>54720421
Unironically if they had a 1gb photo of all these collages placed together where you van zoom into the droste and still see the original meme, id buy it forna few bucks... is this how it starts? Someone can try to download an uploaded copy of it, but thered be a quality loss. I had this photo that was super high res and yoh could zoom into it all over... nft shojld never be a pixelated niger monkey.

[Anonymous No.54720745]

>>54720421
Wait so who gets to eat the steak in the picture though, nobody can or will answer

[Anonymous No.54720760]

>>54709072
greed is go-

[Anonymous No.54721131]

>>54720760
Greed is gooning

[Anonymous No.54721169]

>>54721131

[Anonymous No.54721214]

>>54721169

[Anonymous No.54721281]

>>54721214
Wait so who is eating the steak, because when the money goes in the bits come back and the bits bring the flavors but the flavors are just values, maybe they didnt get it right, who knows, all I know is that I need to know who is eating the steak

[Anonymous No.54721297]

>>54721281
Am I ultimately eating the steak, I love the steak, what i know it to be what I remember it to have been. It has all the time been me who has been eating the steak, right?

[Anonymous No.54721535]

>>54721297
Wait wheres the steak now

[Anonymous No.54721828]

>>54721535
Best gif so far

[Anonymous No.54722468]

>>54712505
Everything can be made in a pan, even pizza.

[Anonymous No.54723649]

>>54722468
I looked up how pans are made and they are made in these pan shaped moldings made of a refactory type of material, I'd take a picture but I created a series of NFT's based on it using a 28fps 8mm camera so I got plenty of shots and if worse comes to worse I could use the idea of pic related, don't use it as an NFT bro please.

[Anonymous No.54723673]

>>54722468
So even pans are made in pans, but then it got me looking, how were the high temperature molds made, they were carved out of a solid block, so only the things that make the things that make pans cannot be made in a pan. I made a diagram to explain, feel freeto use as an NFT, freebie on me. Just pay me what you think is fair if you make it big and get thag photo of the
>trillions*
1gb photo of the word trillion and you can zoom into it for hours and each strand thay you zoom into is made of a bunch of little fibers that when zoomed in read the word trillions up and down and each time you zoom in it becomes more and more intaglio print-like, after maybe 7-9 iterations of recursion into the droste, thisis the only way to defeat the gangster computer god worldwide secret containment policy that uses nigers and joos as slaves

[Anonymous No.54723692]

>>54722468

[Anonymous No.54723700]

>>54709072
I'm just setting up my new wash trade algo so expect to see volumes rocket in the next month
Just need to figure out how to make it seem as organic as possible

[Anonymous No.54723790]

the problem here is that there is no proof-of-steak

[Anonymous No.54723901]

>>54723790
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.54723915]

>>54723700
>700
Thats my credit score, I need to make it go down so I buy NFT's at a loss then just let the balance accumulated
>>54723901
This is unironically How to perceive music

[Anonymous No.54723940]

>>54709072
NFTs will probably bounce back when beanie babies bounce back.

[Anonymous No.54723961]

>>54723940
The arbitage is pretty wide but the implications of a bear beanie baby is a bear market, sometimes bears don't wake up from hibernation... for a long longntime

[Anonymous No.54724496]

>>54723940
NFTs are blowin' up, but I'm all about those DiD and AI projects like ORE and INJ for maximum solidity. Ain't no fickle trends gonna shake my portfolio, bro. Gotta keep it rock solid with DiD, or risk losin' it all on some hype train.

[Anonymous No.54724504]

>>54709179
NFTs now have growing uses. NFE is the next big thing which represent equities and owning it give you a chance to be a fractional owner of a project
>>54709207
I've just bought MNI tokens and it can be exchanged for an NFE for safety and security and to reduce taxes if moved or traded