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This guy is the biggest midwit alive, yet he's 10,000x richer than the average /biz/tard

>> No.54707764

>>54707738
He's a CIA asset. Anyone else would have been targeted by the IRS.

>> No.54707779

>>54707738
>midwit
>literally got his best friend to transition for $100k amassing higher ratings than he's ever had
pick one

>> No.54707793

something about him seems off, dont know what it is

>> No.54707814

>>54707738
I hate his fake smile and soulless eyes so much

>> No.54707905

>>54707793
it's success, people on /biz/ are allergic to it

>> No.54708559

>>54707793
>>54707814
he looks like hes seconds away from snapping and murdering someone whenever hes not doing his youtuber act

>> No.54708571

this guys the antichrist. you can see his fake smile and psycho eyes. anyone with his real morals has an easier time making it. morals only hold you back

>> No.54708573

>>54707738
He's chosen by the jews. Look it up

>> No.54708589

>>54707738
he cracked the jewtube algorithm early
nearly nobody has ever known him until he already was "le most successful youtuber"

>> No.54708592

He's following an old law, the more you give the more you receive back. 100% of this board will not get it or how it works.

>> No.54708607

>>54707793
It’s because his smile is as real as a 3 dollar bill

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>>54708592
I don't know about you man, but I put my all into my nft scams.
Tbf I win a lot of nft contests, but they're just trying to scam me back so when they see I don't actually keep anything in the bank they get pissed. Yeah... I either invest or spend my money, what a concept right?

So maybe that's my karma that I'm just good at trolling scam artists because I'm putting out there troll and scam energy. But what would I smile about? I don't base my gains off charity and smiles. I want to screw over the vast majority of people and lord over them.

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...

>> No.54708676

>>54707738
I like Mr. Beast videos and all the bitter incels who think he's the son of Satan because he has a tranny friend need to touch grass

>> No.54708848

he doesn't seem genuine at all
he's never serious and seems to be hiding something

>> No.54708857

>>54708607
/thread

>> No.54709047

>>54708607
It's funny, he doesn't even have the insane fake smile politicians and other personalities make. His smile looks like he is completely numb to his surroundings, like a psychopath.

>> No.54709229

>>54707793
>>54708607
this
very fake creepy smile

>> No.54709289

>>54709047
Can you blame him? He has to fake giving a shit about the most retarded crap every single day to entertain kids. Of course he's bored out of his mind.

>>54708848
He's an entertainer for kids, why are you watching him? Okay fair enough I watch anime for kids, but he doesn't need or care for you to think he's genuine. His target audience is literally 6-14.

>> No.54709302

>>54709289
>ID: NQQQ Gova
What did I mean by this?
Nasdaq QQQ? Is it really gova this time for real?

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>>54707738
at least my best bro isn't some pedo troon

>> No.54710277

>>54707738
Why exactly is he so famous? His videos are the dumbest things I've ever seen

>> No.54710302

>>54707738
dude unironically got lucky and had his first video ever on jewtube go viral, if that didnt happen he would have probably given up and ended serving burgers instead

>> No.54710322

>>54710302
that’s literally incorrect.
He clawed through at least 100 videos with just 1000s of subs before getting much of anywhere at all.
I think SunnyV2 has a good history of MrBeast video

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54710338

>>54710277
Night Media

>> No.54710342

Mr beast is based basically went all in and paid off. I do think he's a bit psychopathic and tyrannical behind the scenes how can he not be to achieve that success

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>>54707793
>>54708559
>>54708607
>>54709229
Webm related
Also he's the The Beast of Revelation. If you have children do not let them watch his stuff. He's going to get very fucking influential very, very quickly over the next few years.

>> No.54710391

>>54708592
>be me
>have friend of a decade, very, very close
>get into crypto before him, do moderately well
>he gets into crypto, does terribly
>I feel bad and give him quite a bit of money because I want us both to make it
>I also give money to others, I'm somewhat generous
>He's a stingy miser and hordes his wealth
>he begins to do very well
>begins to pull away
>I have a minor emergency, need some help
>ask friend for a quick loan. Less than what I've literally given him in the past. I will back the loan with hard assets (silver).
>Get brutally turned down
>friend begins pulling away quickly
>becomes MUCH richer than me
>grows cold to me out of nowhere
>uses one off-handed comment one day which was basically nothing as an excuse to delete me from his life.
>Been 18 months now. He's only getting richer and more selfish, apparently.

Yeah I think your 'old law' is pure bollocks, lad. It doesn't matter one bit how generous you are. In most cases it's a weakness. I had to learn that lesson. I won't be making the same mistake again.

>> No.54710434

>>54707738
Didn't this guy start the global pandemic.

>> No.54710438

>>54708592
It's not a law, it's the "game show" formula lol. He just had starting funds to make a competition for prizes and grew it with sponsors.
Nothing philosophical about it

>> No.54710460

>>54710391
Where do you people get these asshole friends? I've literally never had a friend just cut me off if i wasn't an asshole myself, especially not a close friend. I never get these friend ghosted me stories on 4chan because it never happens to me.

>> No.54710467

Fake smile demon

>> No.54710496

>>54710391
Well hopefully he's retarded enough to keep his wealth in crypto an loses 90% of it in the upcoming crash.

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>>54710322
lol you are a dumb nigger faggot
he literally said it himself on joe rogan

>> No.54710516

Until recently I had literally never heard of him despite his channel apparantly being in the top 10 on youtube. Never seen him mentioned on 4chan either. And now suddenly he's fucking everywhere and no one shuts the fuck up about him (and now, his tranny).

Feels very organic. I'm sure there's no government agency involved at all in this development.

>> No.54710522

>>54710434
Yeah he had that bat eating contest in China.

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>>54710516

>> No.54710532

>>54707793
Cover his mouth from any photo and you only see soulless depression

>> No.54710536

>>54710516
He was already talked about a lot during subscribe to pewdiepie thing because he advertised pewdiepie. The world doesn't revolve around your perception of it, retarded schizo.

>> No.54710556

>>54707793
He looks so dead inside he's probably a serial killer or wears the skins of dead children at home.
Jared Fogel was the same thing, you could just tell.

>> No.54710569

>>54707738
>>54707793
>>54708571
>>54708589
>>54708848
>>54710277
>>54710338

>front for jewish money and propaganda

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>>54707738
couldn't listen to his babble for more than 10 minutes on lex bankman friedcast. made for bbc and becoming the king of modern tabloid tard television

>> No.54711533

>>54708592
Google potlatch

>> No.54711996

>>54707793
he smiles too much, normal ppl dont walk around grinning like that

>> No.54712246

>>54707793
>>54708559
>>54710556
He is stuck with that tranny in his crew and he can't get rid of it without being cancelled.

>> No.54712265

>>54710361
Source ?

>> No.54712338

mrbeast has a lot in common with biz, wouldnt surprise me if he is coming here. He just figured out how to make the most out of youtube and the 100 million subs might be a bit of luck too, cause he could have easily run the show on 10 million subs.
he puts on the persona best suited for the content he makes and therefore smiles a bit unnaturally often. Every move made in his video is calculated, even if not scripted in, its actually interesting to watch the lengths he goes through. I remember when he went to the arctic and told his camera man to wear gloves no matter what, which incidentally was filmed, what a coincidence, mrbeast such an angel.
Its a lot of small thing like this.

Also he gives more money to niggers and the white bois lose more often and get the lesser prices. He knows his shit.

>> No.54712346

>>54708589
/thread

>> No.54712424

>>54712246
Joanne "Robert" Rowling isn't cancelled
Dave Chappelle isn't cancelled
Every right wing personality will be cancelled if they say the wrong thing about Jews or blacks. Guess what they won't be cancelled for?
Stop playing the victim you melodramatic faggot

>> No.54712479

>>54712424
J.K. Rowling doesn't have to shit out a new book every day to stay a billionaire.
Chappelle and every other right winger profit from being cancelled.
If mrbeast fires the tranny, he will have to pivot his channel very hard to cater to right wingers, and kiss goodbye to all the sponsorships.

>> No.54712511

>>54712479
Hard cope. JonTron went anti-immigrant and nobody stopped sponsoring him. YouTube would have to kick him off the platform for parting ways with Chris, which is of course absolutely retarded and would never happen. You people whine about cancel culture constantly while campaigning to have people thrown in jail, fuck off

>> No.54712803

youtube hq:

>we are paying a lot of money to guys like pewds and jeets
>and they represent us while we have no control over them
>when they say "nigger" msm potrays as we said it
>let's find a midwit put him on payroll and tell him to make videos about rand shit
>let's give him some money to distribute and make retarded videos about it
>let's sign a NDA with him so things stay as they are
>let's tweak the algorithm and it will take care of the rest

his videos has dubs in like 100 languages.
occam's razor. if you can't see it you are stupid.

>> No.54713004

>>54712803
He started dubbing is vids when he noticed that foreigners were copying his videos in other languages

>> No.54713709

>>54712803
>occam's razor
occam's razor would be him just figuring out the algo and snowballing off it, instead of your conspiracy theory. Not that I trust jews.