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>> No.54705934
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Shit market.

>> No.54705939
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>Futures

>> No.54705940
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343 hours until the huge crash and i become fabulously weatlhy

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ASS

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>>54705934
the girl that walks behind her
is better

>> No.54705963
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>>54705951
WTF is TayTay the Buddha?

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>>54705940
again?
Did we ever get an update on the zoomer fucker?

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>>54705915
YOU CANT POST RANDOM OFF TOPIC IMAGES AS THE OP.

>> No.54705991

its been over a month and im still trying to find the next pair of shoes im going to buy. this decision should not be made lightly, because the shoes can make any outfit look good, but also you have to literally walk in them all day.

>> No.54706007

>>54705970
who?

>> No.54706017
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>>54705987
>>54693842
Verification
not
required.

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>>54705987
If jannys delete it they are guaranteed going to hell. Also,
>futures

>> No.54706027

>>54705991
allen edmonds is the bare minimum.
but I hesitate at presized anything
else just by chinkshit for a dollar or so.

>> No.54706032
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>>54705951
In my life as I was making my way, I always asked the question, "Am I the most powerful person in the room?" and the answer needed to be yes. To this day, I still ask that question, and the answer is still yes. In every room in the entire world, the answer is yes... with the exception of one... or two... and that drives me. I intend to leave a legacy, the standard of which was set by God when he created the Earth and Man after his own image. Anything less is... not worth mentioning.

>> No.54706045

>>54705991
>throws 4200 USD on a Nvidia stock in 15min because YouTube hype dork told him

>> No.54706047

>>54706027
im seriously looking at barefoot style because i dont like having my toes in a vice. the problem is that they do look really dorky so im on the fence trying to find something that i can get away with.

>> No.54706060

>>54706045
difference is that I cant sell my shoes for 75% profit after 3 months.

>> No.54706072

>>54706032
I wfh
And go to a weak gym
I'm very often the strongest
And my life is still shit

>> No.54706080

u guys want me to ask gpt 4 sama anything? serious questions only

>> No.54706093

>>54706080
Ask it why it loves niggers and gays so much.

>> No.54706098

>>54706080
ask about the bullish uranium thesis and when does it start when will suppliers sign new contracts for energy utilities

>> No.54706115

>>54705991
My shoes:

Brown cowboy boots
black chelsea boots
white low top sneaker
high top converse sneaker

That's about it for casual sneakers. I have also have two plain low top dress shoes I keep nice and shined for suits/slacks. I'm not counting my workboots. Nor my two actual exercise shoes, one pair of sneakers and one pair of lifting shoes I had no plans to buy but encountered at a Marshalls. Basically you do not need many pairs of shoes.

>> No.54706116

>>54706080
Ask it why janitors work for free

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Are >futures opening green or red?

>> No.54706135
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>>54706098
it's hard to get it to take a position on anything, so this is the best I could do, still kinda useless

>> No.54706140
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>>54706020
You are aware the stock market is Gaurded against gods Forces?

>> No.54706163

>>54706080
How do businesses find their first 100 customers? Is it just the people you know and some Facebook campaign?

What was proven less risky in general - poor man's covered calls or covered calls?

Should I buy Amazon/Meta/Alphabet/CR calls before earnings report or just plain stocks immediately after reports?

>> No.54706174

>>54706135
very interesting almost each of the 5 things to look for have been happening since 2021. but yeah it is pretty general but if you knew nothing and wanted info that is a surprisingly accurate description of whats expected to be seen grow over time. spooky

>> No.54706176

>>54706115
Thats a well rounded collection there and similar to some what Ive generally been looking at. Ive been wearing the same type of sneakers for basically all my life so Im looking to upgrade the style to something different.

>> No.54706186

>>54706135
Do any of the jailbreak prompts work on GPT-4?

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>>54706163

>> No.54706226 [DELETED] 

How will the S&P 500 continue to appreciate if AI automates almost all jobs over the next decade? The productivity gains will probably be weighed down by the decrease in aggregate demand. I buy S&P 500 funds every week, but I'm not confident that we'll see the long-term average 10% annual returns that people cite as a given.

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>>54706060
If I had Charles Xavier powers I would sell shoes for 75% profit.
Then I would do Cathy Wood thing and get everyone to invest in my fund... Fund would be just value investing I copied from some YT guys and me getting Buffet like deals since I can make every board sell me preffered stock with bunch of perks

And another fund of purely speculative crap for jews that would be set up to fail after I sell it to another fund

>> No.54706265

Bros, people are paying so much money for these little bottles of spices at the supermarket (ticker: MKC).

>> No.54706266

>>54706193
Cool tnx. Strategic partnership is something I forgot about. This could help immensely

>> No.54706268

>>54706226
>the long-term average 10% annual returns that people cite as a given.
>long-term average
>10%
Anon, I... https://corporate.vanguard.com/content/corporatesite/us/en/corp/articles/investment-economic-outlook-april-2023.html

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>>54706265

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>>54705915
Remember to not smoke so your heart can stay like this

>> No.54706359

>>54706265
The spice is the secret to cooking. Without the spice nothing's good.

>> No.54706363

>>54706140
Who built the walls of He'll where the demons reside. Nothing is beyond him and they will be reminded.

>> No.54706372
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>>54706298
>tfw second hand smoke from both mom and dad for the first almost 20 years of my life
>never touched a cig myself tho, nor alcohol, always ate healthy not too much sodium or too little fiber etc. or any vice substance at all, not even Soda
Why did I deprive myself? I'm fucked anyway aren't I.

>> No.54706404

>>54706372
Listen man Warren Buffet eats and drinks like a 6 year old and that old fucker is almost 100. Quit worrying so much.

>> No.54706429

>>54706404
he's only 92

>> No.54706432

My brother is moving in for a couple days. This is bad.

>> No.54706439

>>54706404
I don't have infinite money to pour into bleeding edge access to any healthcare I need.

>> No.54706447
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with BBBY going bankrupt lets take a nice trip down memory lane

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>>54706432
>for a couple days
Anon, I...

>> No.54706464

>>54706432
don't judge
just serve as a member of the Body of Christ.

>> No.54706466
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>futures

>> No.54706473 [DELETED] 
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any truckbros here?

>> No.54706489

>futures

https://files.catbox.moe/f8wsxb.mp4

>> No.54706494

>>54706458
I know anon. In my head I have a "you have to be out by this time" in my head since going on a summer vacation.
>>54706464
Im doing a good deed but dont like it regardless.

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>>54706473
>will never have a simple and dumb southern girl like her that likes to cook and be a cute and dainty and wears girly clothes from time to time

its actually over fucking christ

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>futures

>> No.54706530

>>54706473
trucks was all I ever bought. I was given various other vehicles, but never bought anything but trucks.

>> No.54706531
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>futures

>> No.54706559 [DELETED] 
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>futures

>> No.54706605

>>54706514
I'm so close to taking the rice pill because of the absolute state of western women

>> No.54706626

>>54706268
>We continue to expect 2023 U.S. growth of around 0.75%. A recession in the second half of the year remains our base case.
rough

>> No.54706631
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>Futures

>> No.54706662

where can I look at futures for free?

>> No.54706683

>>54706372
>he fell for the second hand smoke meme

>> No.54706695

>>54706662
MSN Money has some
your E*TRADE account has an iframe into the full CME overview page.

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>>54706605
Anon do you really want to end up like baggot? That's a fate worse than death. Take the 2d pill and live happily ever after.

>> No.54706710
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>Futures
Uh is this it???

>> No.54706721
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>>54706710
Aren't Google and msft expected to miss earnings? I don't see anyone would have been bullish especially after last week's crab market. Anyways buy Visa calls

>> No.54706740

>>54706721
If they are already expected to miss on earnings, then regardless what happens it will be perceived as bullish.

>> No.54706747

>>54706662
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
and
https://www.investing.com/commodities/real-time-futures

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>>54706721
>Techboi earnings week into FOMC
Truth is, it was rigged from the start.

>> No.54706763

>>54706662
CNBC lists them at the top of their page.

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>>54706747
thank you

>> No.54706781
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>>54706514
ngl bro the dainty act is offputting to me in a woman. because yeah they'll put in effort to look cute to you, but they'll expect you to be socially adept and Keep Up With The Joneses, OR you are their male nerd trophy and you'll be the mascot of your household. I'll take a straight-shooting Northern woman, not that she wouldn't bullshit me sometimes either but at least I'll know some of the time what she's thinking. And non-feminine women consciously trying to wear marginally more feminine clothes than they usually wear is cute. financially speaking, of course.

>> No.54706789

>>54706662
Ask your female broker.

>> No.54706796

Everything is fucking overbought. Yes even natgas. What's left to buy?

>> No.54706807
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My burps are really stinky after eating those 5 cans of deenz.

>> No.54706809

>>54706796
dollars

>> No.54706815
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>>54706796
Puts

>> No.54706816
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>>54706796
Some booze.

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>>54706747
>sorry white man
>u cannot into us without disable adblock

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>>54706815
kek

>> No.54706844

>>54706830
>He doesn't use Brave
Look, if you've got a better source of real-time (i.e. not 10 minute delayed) futures data, I'm all ears.

>> No.54706854
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>>54706842
Hike higher for longer. This is financial and life advice.

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>>54706844
brave ain't going to give me 2 $5 WMT gift cards per month! The CME feed in E*TRADE is real time.

>> No.54706890

>>54706844
tradingeconomics nigga

>> No.54706897

>>54706796
SQQQ

>> No.54706903

>>54706890
No shit? I thought they were delayed but I guess not.

>> No.54706904

>>54705939
I would give her half all my future earnings just for her to fart in my direction.

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>futures

>> No.54706917

>>54706904
Don't do it, it will just smell like chorizo and beans. You can do better anon

>> No.54706921
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Apple is on the same path of GE the day they announced their bank. Shareholders will be slowly liquidated as their business structure is occupied by laid off banking personnel from this years bank problems, apple will be eaten alive from the inside. Jack welch ruined GE and I'm guessing the next apple CEO will be the jack welch of GE. In 20 years we will see apple split up into subpar companies, the stock will depreciate and dividends will fall off. Apple lost its growth potential a few years after the ipad and its a subpar dividend stock with far better dividend focused stocks out there like JNJ, O realty, coca cola, pepsico. They will never ever capture the same growth they did with steve jobs and the education sector. Pushing iphones on india is the end of the road and they will just split marketshare with google, google will never give up android.

Microsoft hasn't seen through a solid selling product or service since windows XP. Balmer was a hack, satya can't fix microsofts decay. Their government contracts holding them up will be taken away by fresher and more aggressive tech companies. AI and bing is a joke like the windows phone, windows 8, windows vista, windows 10, microsoft surface, skype. Not once could microsoft stick to one thing and build on it. They take investor money and acquire junk like activision. The people making profits off microsoft are the executives of other companies selling their bags to microsoft. If you want to make money sell your product or service you dont care about to microsoft. Retail shareholders hold the bags. Buying garbage bin software companies and bleeding money in a high interest environment will catch up to them and microsoft shares will slide to compensate as insiders sell off.

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>>54706854
I'm actually investing in a new camp gear set.

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>>54706830
>he still uses Adblock instead of uBlock

>>54706844
>he uses a meme browser that's still based on Chrome anyways

>> No.54706942

>>54706933
>>he uses a meme browser that's still based on Chrome anyways
If that mattered then why does it block Youtube ads? Checkmate mumus.

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>>54706914
What I would give to drink a cup of that water.

>> No.54706972
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SEXXXOOOOOOO

>> No.54706974

>>54706683
Is it not a meme? It murdered 2 of my cats. I miss them every day, my lovely kitties...

>> No.54706992

i'm putting together a team

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>>54706942
>He only cares about the visible ads and not the trackers
>He thinks Chromium can really be fully "de-googled"
yea your ngmi

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lookin' like I might be getting a good price on
BOIL
in tha
mornin' premarkets

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>>54706992
Sexo?

>> No.54707018

>>54706999
Please, anon, get a life.

This is financial advice.

>> No.54707027

>>54707017
How was there so much kino concentrated in one series?

>> No.54707040

>>54706903

Best allrounder I've found so far, so easy to just switch between crypto stonks and cumoddities

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>>54707027

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>>54707046
Ave Caesar!

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>>54707018
>he's tellin people to get a life
>while posting on four channel dot org
>on a botnet browser at that
I reiterate my call of ngmi

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anyone remember this ancient meme

>> No.54707092
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META is in a slow decline. Mark zuckerberg treats his company like a growth stock in a small cap stage while being a megacap. No dividend offerings, and blows cash on juvenile projects. Facebook marketplace is their strong product but its directly tied into their walled garden. Ecommerce is far easier now and a walled garden approach when the demographic age userbase shifts into a conservative spending mindset in older age marks dud. All the disadvantages of being ebay in the 2020s without the advantage of an open market like ebay. Effectively their advertising growth peaked by 2017-2018, causing damage to their social media projects growth. Unlike apple and microsoft that can easily tap old money like berkshire hathaway meta cannot. Once new ETF products start lowering allocation to meta zucks days of being cash rich to no end fades away.

Amazon will either admit to being a boring dividend stock and save themselves from ruin or chase growth as their anhauser bush tier management from the bottom moves into higher positions of power and makes awful decisions with bigger impact. Like GE and like soon to be apple they will be ruined by jack welch tier managers wasting company resources. They need to grow to meet institute investor pressures but legacy technology comes at such a high cost it burdens them while their own encouragement of negative company culture will keep weighing them down. Smart money will peel off and divest into smaller companies that have better growth potential or other large companies that provide better passive income. Earnings guidances will push them down in marketcap.

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>>54707067
>Caesar
Render unto Geedorah what is Geedorah's
Ten to one he sees ya through a beaker and a tweezers
Read the fine print and be like, "What's the big deal?"
Spun wheels of steel since broke wheel Big Wheel
Back when it was greasy S-curl, now it's easy dread
Had a rhyme on how they used to tease him 'bout his peasy head
Yes-yes-y'all to the beat, have it bald or Avacor
Have it your way, or grab his drawer, Jabberjaw
Since two tone Lee's, these new phonies is boney ho's
Lonely, like cheese and balogna only

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>>54707098
Now this is the sort of Doomposting we need.

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>>54707081
of those I would still be using Firefox
if it gave me
2
$5
WMT gift cards each month for doing Bing (BING IS NOT GOOGLE) searches using it. Also, my Bing Images "Inspiration Feed" started showing me women in jet engines a few days ago. I guess it didn't quite understand my meaning.

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What stage of the fall of rome are we in currently?

>> No.54707159

I've spent the last 4 hours looking at spreadsheets and charts. This is grueling but at least my method seems to work well. Now I almost want to algoify it so I don't have to sift over all this data.

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>futures

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>>54707144

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>>54707081
>IE now a MILF
Edge is honestly pretty good. If it weren't botnet I might even use it at home instead of just at work. Firefox is worse than it used to be but it's basically the only non-pwned option at this point as everything else open-source & independent is an even bigger meme. Opera used to be cool but it's just reskinned Chrome now so why bother.

>> No.54707197

>>54707144
Right before the part where the USA ascends to world superpower.

>> No.54707202

Stocks have literally not moved in a month. I wouldn’t call this a rally. I wouldn’t call it an anything. Why does everyone think a recession is gonna hit the markets so hard after they already got slaughtered off interest rate hikes. We could literally see market move up as recession hits because fed starts cutting. Markets started the climb back up in 2009 while Obama was giving away free checks just to get people to buy homes. At worst shit falls back to prior lows of last year and I don’t even see that happening. People with huge wallets who want to make money are sick of watching it go no where. The second we hear interest cuts are coming it starts to march back up, regardless of what rest of economy is doing. The markets at this point just need any small reason to go on a bullrun to make it happen. There is a reason average bear markets are 14months and 33% declines at lows. We already hit both of those now. It wants to climb.

>> No.54707208
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54707208

>>54707144
this: >>54707197

>> No.54707219
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54707219

I can't take anothe rweek of crabbing.

>> No.54707232
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54707232

>>54707144
Looking pretty bleak captain. Just do the best you can to profit off it.

>> No.54707241
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54707241

>>54707219
>another week
how does another several years sound?

>> No.54707252

>>54707232
I feel like only the most abhorrent shit happens in california. No other state is this bad. I feel like if we could cut them off and make them their own entity we would get a massive boost in our economy since they would no longer be an economical black hole. And they would finally collapse and rot the fastest the world has ever seen.

>> No.54707269
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54707269

>>54707219
I need one more week of crabbing then I'll be back in the game.

>> No.54707284

>>54707252
CA is straight up a third world country at this point. The homeless ghettos, the potholes, exhorbant taxes, skyrocketing crime and drug use. My office doesn't have power currently and won't for another several months. How does a place with so much cash flow have such low living conditions? If I short all the big tech cos will that make the state recover at all?

>> No.54707293

>>54707252
California has a massive GDP but it's largely because of all the rich people that live there. Be thankful it exists though, because they are the same quarantine for all the bat shit crazy leftists. A necessary evil if you will.

>> No.54707308

>>54706917
>You can do better anon
She's top .1%. I doubt I can do better, anon.

>> No.54707313

>>54707208
>that listing
Holy shit multitrack drifting.

>> No.54707316

>>54707293
I mean that might have been true like 5-15 years ago but more and more people have been moving out of that place into other states now. Only the most stupid rich or the dirt poor are willing to stay so maybe that still holds true.

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>futures

Hey jannie! It's not a "Ban Evasion" if I just got a warning, you stupid useless janitor.

>> No.54707341 [DELETED] 

>>54707329
thats my future canada right there !

>> No.54707360

>>54707316
It's still where everyone in the entertainment business live which is big money. Despite what the media tells you, a lot of the average people leaving aren't voting for the same policies when they leave. It's very much turned into the gated communities vs the druggy thunder dome. The only reason you go to California is if you plan to be a homeless grifter. A lot of liberals will tell you it's not that bad, but would never actually move there. That's just their way of telling you they were wrong but won't admit it. Most of the US is a shithole now because we're circling the drain economically. Again the west coast is a blessing for Midwest people because it keeps those deadbeats out of our comfy states.

>> No.54707363

>>54707232
>you can't do this to me, I'm a US Citizen
>No habla no importa, pendejo
Protest videos are gonna get fun.

>> No.54707379

>>54707363
Yes, because foreigners are essentially above the law. So you will see nortenos and surenos getting jobs as cops and beating the absolute fuck out of white liberals protesting over trans rights. It's going to be super comfy.

>> No.54707389
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54707389

>futures
>literally nothing's happening
>for 3 weeks

>> No.54707400
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54707400

Is there a good site for looking up stocks by RSI? All the mainstream sites like Yahoo, IBKR, and Marketwatch don't show it and the ones I've found that do all have dog shit UIs.

>> No.54707406
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54707406

>>54707389
>3 weeks
those weeks will turn into 3 decades soon enough

>> No.54707457

>>54707406
i wonderr if we come back to 2010 levels

>> No.54707467

>>54707017
>>54707046
Binging season III
Cold Miller Lites
Carne asada quesadilla
Xtra hot red sauce

>> No.54707469
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54707469

>>54707400
Tradingview. You can also add RSI as a column and sort by it.

>> No.54707500
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54707500

>>54707017
>>54707027
>>54707046
>>54707467
>the wopranos
Lmfao only faggots and WOPs like this wannabe nigger shit.

>> No.54707504

>>54707406
The west does feel like it's plateauing. Needs a shake up and to put a lot of false ideology and money sinks in the bin.

>> No.54707519

>>54707400
HOOD

>> No.54707531

>>54707144
>What stage of the fall of rome are we in currently?
Weak men create hard times.

>> No.54707543
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54707543

FUTURES>

>> No.54707563

I am noticing that many job listings for tech companies no longer have the "we value diversity" clause at the end. I think we really are back.

>> No.54707568 [DELETED] 
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>futures

>> No.54707580
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54707580

>day 7
>nofap
My ears are ringing and I can hear the tone change when the frequency gets fucked with.

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54707591

>>54707568
WHY ALL THEM CHICKS OVER 400lbs.

>> No.54707633
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54707633

>>54707591
Even when ribs was touchin never swallow the ham
He'd rather eat a sand sandwich salad
It might need salt like ya man's bland

>> No.54707648

Kiss of Death is developing..

>> No.54707649
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54707649

>>54707580
pretty sure that's just tinnitus anon

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>>54707648
is this some kind of TA meme pattern?

>> No.54707673
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54707673

When am I good enough to talk to women?

>> No.54707689

>>54707467
I didn't watch the matrix until years after it came out so i thought it was a top kek that Ralph Cifaretto was Cypher

>> No.54707690
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54707690

>>54707673
when are women good enough not to belong in jet engines?

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54707706

>>54707500
>They brought you to a psychiatrist?
>That's nothin but a scam for DA JOOS

>> No.54707711

>>54707202
Interest rates usually stay frozen for a year after the fed stops hiking. Pauses aren't just one month.

Here's the dilemma. Credit. A lot of it was created the last 3-5 years, all these businesses across America had loaded up on zirp debt, so many companies are sitting on hoardes. Here is the think, if the recession does hit and the fed cuts, a lot of these companies will slurp again.. and the structural causes of inflation have not gone anywhere. So they could cut just to see inflation fly back up and have to go back to hiking again, and HIGHER. You have to look at the 70s to understand where we are today. Too much growth, we need a deep and long recession to bring back prices of everything down.

>> No.54707715

>>54707690
You just know….

>> No.54707752
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54707752

>>54707690
So I should take flying lessons and upto getting jet engine certified.

>> No.54707762
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54707762

There is a nearly 200 BPS difference between 1 month and 3 month yields.

>> No.54707778
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54707778

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw

>> No.54707803
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54707803

So does that asshole fathands not make Youtube videos, anymore?
Is he too good to report on our weekly events? Really? HIM????? TOO GOOD???

>> No.54707827
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54707827

>>54707762
It's called pricing in the gov default in June

>> No.54707838

>>54707711
>thinks inflation is due to American consumption not usd devaluation and assets going elsewhere with higher purchasing power

>> No.54707860
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54707860

Is this possible for the S&P500?

>> No.54707867
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54707867

FUTURES- KISS OF DEATH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJqxT1UGho

>> No.54707870

>>54707827
It's a full 160 bps below the 2 month, is a debt default in end of May/June the base case now?

>> No.54707910
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54707910

>futures

>> No.54707919

>>54706514
Any girl who wakes up at 11:30 is a slob

>> No.54707939

ruh roh mumus
not looking good for you bagholders

>> No.54707940

>>54707017
>It was a joke!

>> No.54707946

These revolutionary changes to the monetary system, along with Adrian's other sweeping reforms, greatly improved the lives of the citizens in this fictional nation. The newfound stability and fairness of the economy allowed people to plan for the future with confidence, knowing that their hard work would be rewarded and their savings protected. The nation thrived under Adrian's leadership, and his visionary ideas became a lasting testament to the power of hope, unity, and the unwavering belief in a better future.

>> No.54707977

>>54707870
The people shifting those bills around can't even take a 0.001% chance of repayment being delayed a single day. Actual default CDS's are still at like 51 basis points (so 99.49% of no default).

>> No.54707983

>>54706758
>FRC may collapse this week
>Microsoft and Google miss earnings
>Apple might also miss earnings the day after we hike another 25 bps

The next two weeks should be wild regardless

>> No.54707986
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54707986

>>54707467
>Go find a fucking Taco Bell before I cap your ass!

>> No.54707995
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54707995

>>54707939
>When futures give you "the ick"

>> No.54708007

>>54707860
Not likely. We either giga crash from levering beyond salvation or the QoL of everyone goes down massively to ensure the line goes up.

>> No.54708016

>>54707500
Nah man, the sopranos was kino. So was the wire. Top tier television from a time long ago.

>> No.54708071

>>54707500
OH!

>> No.54708074
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54708074

FUTURES

>> No.54708078

what a good 2X for 6500 in a roth IRA

>> No.54708090
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54708090

>>54707940

>> No.54708106
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54708106

the brandon economy is going to zero

>> No.54708160

>>54708106
What’s the exchange rate for democrat votes to dollars

>> No.54708202

Euro here. What difference does it make whether I buy a stock at NYSE or LSE (or any other exchange) when it's listed at both?

>> No.54708221

>>54707986
Based season III
uncle richeeeez a rat ?

>> No.54708241
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54708241

>>54708007
the Japanese bubble really is the ultimate gigacrash chart, a -60% drop followed by another -50% drop followed by 2 decades of crab

>> No.54708264

>>54707689
Hahaha
B+actor tier Ralph'SGMI


>>54707500
So what ??


>>54707986
https://www.axios.com/2023/04/14/food-trends-us-restaurant-menu-tacos

>> No.54708292

>>54708202
Some exchanges might briefly have lower prices than other ones. Your broker will just check all of them for the best price.

>> No.54708312
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54708312

>>54707752
no u should get hired by Bing and train the AI properly so that it understands the appended "in the woodchipper sense"

>> No.54708336

>>54708241
how is this different from where we're at now?

>> No.54708338

>>54708312
how come none of my airline stewardesses ever look liek this

>> No.54708349
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54708349

>>54708264
>B+actor tier

>> No.54708353

BTC is pumping. Just warning you next week will be giga green.

>> No.54708357
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54708357

>Tried to file my taxes
>sends me in an infinite loop over miscellaneous income that I don't have but allegedly needs to be reported
And this will be the 5th year I don't file. Make it easier. Not my problem. Come get it you dirty fucking Jews.

>> No.54708371

>>54708292
But regulation or especially tax-wise it doesn't make a difference? So far I bought all my US stocks at the NYSE or Nasdaq, later I found that some are listed in Europe as well.

>> No.54708380
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54708380

>>54708338
I have not flown since 2004 (and had not then since 1998) and will never fly again in the post 2001, so I cannot comment on the present state of stewardesses. If I had to bet money I would guess that fewer and fewer are even women anymore (and there is no such thing as a non biological woman).

>> No.54708387

>>54708353
check the weekly, we just had a bearish engulfing candle

>> No.54708394
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54708394

>>54708353
yup

>> No.54708417

>>54708394
>>54708387
>>54708353
THIS IS STOCK MARKET GENERAL ONLY STOCK MARKET DISCUSSION AND KINO SOPRANOS MEMES ALLOWED SIR

>> No.54708423

>>54708336
The zombie banks are not allowed to exist; they get absorbed into another bank and are dealt with over there. If LEH and BSC were companies in Japan the govt would bail them out and they'd continue existing in their horrible state. Since they were American JPM/BARC scooped them up (were forced to) and had to deal with the fallout.

>> No.54708431
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54708431

>>54708417
Kwab

>> No.54708436
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54708436

>BBBY
lmao I kind of feel bad for laughing at these baggies

>> No.54708453

>>54708436
where does this open tmrw

>> No.54708456

>>54708371
Not sure how Euro taxes work, but the Euro listed ones might be ADRs for your local currency. The difference might be what currency you realize profits in, which could affect your filing. For example if I bought cover corp on the JP exchange as 5253 I would have to deal with foreign transaction issues. You'll have to ask your broker if there's a difference if you have access to both of them.

>> No.54708479
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54708479

They can't keep dumping oil!

>> No.54708485
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54708485

>>54708387
THA
PEEEEEEEEE
PEEEEEEE
POOOOO
POOOOOOO
PAAAAAAAAATTT
TEEEEEEEEERRRNNN

>> No.54708491

>>54708453
1 dollar, like Credit Suisse it's gonna pump because BBBY has an ungodly amount of real estate.

>> No.54708503

how we doing for tomorrow, lads?

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>>54708394
Might as well JUMP..

There is almost a 9 demark count signal I'll give you that, but until it reverses it looks really really really BEARISH.

>> No.54708514

>>54708349
tracy didn't deserve that :/

>> No.54708521

>>54708456
Thanks, I'll check what other Euro customers of my broker say. Just found some YT videos discussing such issues.

>> No.54708529

>>54708491
Most of that is rented in super malls. They're no MCD.

>> No.54708533

>>54708417
>>54708349
>>54707689
Based Ralph
He's good erner !!!

Investing in toupees
How does one profit from this ?

>> No.54708534
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54708534

>>54708503
>tomorrow
we got this

>> No.54708549

>>54708338
seniority, mostly. the cuter, younger, flight attendants are on regional flights...and even then it has gotten a little dark, if ya know what i mean.

>> No.54708557
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54708557

I get up and markings doing nothing.
You got it tough, I've seen the sideways around
And I know, baby, how this market feels.
Ah, can't you see me crabbing here
ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Ah, might as well CRASH. CRASH!
Might as well Crash
Go ahead and Crash Crash
Go ahead and Crash
Aaa-ohh, hey Bobo!!
Who said that?
Bobo, how you been?
You say you don't know how fun it is to crash
You won't know until you begin CRASH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>> No.54708578
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54708578

>>54708506
>muh lines
>muh indicators
everything is bearish except for stuff whores require

>> No.54708587
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54708587

>>54708533
checked and ralphpilled

>> No.54708599

>>54708587
KEK

>> No.54708606
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54708606

>>54708578
Laugh all you want those indicators signaled when when to buy and short along with inflection points. Calling tops and bottoms.

>> No.54708640

>>54708606
I just assume everything is about to crash hard core and am doing that without meme charts. The only issue I really have is seeing the specific timings.

>> No.54708660
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54708660

>>54708479
but, what if they did...

>> No.54708669
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54708669

>>54708606
>>54708640
BUT
but
I'll also add that I am probably not intellectually capable of grasping all of that complex chart shit. I *am* intellectually capable of incredibly complex abstractions internally, but not quantifiably in a manner such as the charts, etc. Yet, of course, both my own envisionings and the charts are quite well capable of error, both tiny and vast.

>> No.54708706
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54708706

>>54708599
>double checked

>> No.54708716
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54708716

>>54708660
I can't say.

>> No.54708717

bulltard case be uhhh
HURR DURR ITS PRICED IN MARKETS BE FORWARD LOOKING N SHEEEIIIT

>> No.54708819
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54708819

Tomorrow, we short.

>> No.54708856
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54708856

I love the smell
of
BOIL
crashing in the morning
when
I'm
lookin' to buy
a fresh batch

>> No.54708859
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54708859

>>54705915
I can get a loan to buy stocks. I'm thinking about gettting 50k and putting it all in AMZN.
Thoughts?

>> No.54708872
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54708872

Lean hog bros... we're holding pocket aces.

>> No.54708876

>>54708859
good lord
son

>> No.54708878

My brother just moved in with me. Buy puts on my well being.

>> No.54708884
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54708884

>Been humming random tunes at work
>can't seem to figure out where they're from
>log into draftkings to gamble
>load up a slot and play a spin
>realize the music I've been humming is from one of the slots

Jesus Christ I always knew I was a degenerate, but goddamnit how much lower can I go?

>> No.54708889
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54708889

>>54708859
>I can get a loan to buy stocks
just because you can. doesn't mean you should.

>> No.54708890

you didn't hear it from me but Ryan Reynolds was spotted sharing a Big Mac with Garbage Don

>> No.54708893

>>54708878
just bought calls on the LORD GOD Almighty
smiling on you
for being a blessing
for your brother in need
without judgment
showing him mercy
just like you will need
on that day

>> No.54708901

>>54708889
Thumbnail looks like shes nude with a censor bar over her tits

>> No.54708902

I just ate a huge thing of organic spinach and drank one of those 1.5 liters of kombucha in one sitting
I will exercise the demons from my body

>> No.54708903
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54708903

>>54708884
Did you know the "We Were Kings" white guy pharaoh is from a slot machine game?

>> No.54708920

>>54708893
Fuck that jew god. If he was almighy he would have struck down the papacy for their crimes against Wycliffe. The catholic chuch has been and will forever be a corpse after their failures in the hussite wars.

>> No.54708926

>>54708878
You charging him rent aka harvesting theta from him?

>> No.54708935

>>54708876
I'm not your son, bro

>> No.54708937

>>54708902
If you want a health drink like kombucha just dilute vinegar with water. Mix with honey if need be.

>> No.54708938

>>54708903
Whoa whoa whoa
Just cool your jets there, pal
Are you telling me
We were kings?

>> No.54708941
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54708941

>>54708903
Based.

>> No.54708944
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54708944

>>54708878
Heem him. How old is he?

>> No.54708966
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>>54708938
We built them pyramids. Cleopatra was a redhead too.

>> No.54708969
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>>54708938
we wuz indians too

>> No.54708984

>>54708859
Stocks aren't going to keep up with the interest unless you have insider info on some company's earnings report. If you know what you're doing you could maybe turn a profit trading options on margin, but if you're an average retail tard you'll just end up making even bigger red candles.

>>54708902
Now go work out and chug a liter of kefir during your protein window.

>> No.54708986

>>54708969
i like the old /pol/ meme about how even if they wipe us out, we'll just re-evolve after an ice age

>> No.54708996

>>54708926
Not sure yet. If hes tolerable to live with and it becomes a long term thing maybe. If I pull in 500$ a month from him I could pay off my house in seven years.

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54709008

>>54708903
I just won $487.23 on a bonanza slot machine bonus game. My dick is diamonds. Goddamnit I love gambling.

>> No.54709009

>>54708986
Yakub isn't going to allow it.

>> No.54709015

>>54708889
For reasons that are too long to explain, if I buy stocks from my shithole country getting a loan, if the price of the stocks i pick doesn't go down, i will make money. Even if the stocks go down a little i still make money.

>> No.54709021

>>54708944
45. Hes working construction because he likes the people there and doesn't want to try something new. Worried he moves in he will slowly stop working.

>> No.54709025

>>54709008
You have the weirdest torso

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>>54708984
as said here
>>54709015
interest are not a problem, you could say i'm buying puts for my shithole country.

>> No.54709054
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54709054

>futures

>> No.54709057

>>54708937
Put lots of white wine vinegar on that spinch

>> No.54709062
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54709062

>>54709025
I've always believed that I have E. Honda torso.

>> No.54709064
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54709064

>>54709021
I won’t ever criticize someone for doing a job but if he quits working you’ll have to hogan leg drop him.

>> No.54709067
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54709067

>>54709008
Rocker. Slots are literally and unironically rigged against you. It's not even like stocks where you could theoretically "beat the market" with skill, slots is a narrowly defined game where it is a statistical certainty you will lose money over time. Improve yourself before you wreck yourself.

>>54709015
OK yeah but... what if they go down a lot? Then you are fucked. With leverage you can go below zero, never forget that.

Someone should start putting the fucking gambling addition hotline in the OP jesus christ...

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>>54709015
Ausfag? If all you need is something that will crab to the up side for a while there are dozens of good choices. IBKR, GIS, and LVS come to mind.

>> No.54709085

>>54708706
KEK
how do we profit from decorating interiorly

>> No.54709108
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54709108

what time is the FRC announcement?

>> No.54709109
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54709109

>>54709067
Slots have odds just like any other casino game. The house edge isn't as large as you think. The key to gambling is knowing when to pull profits. That's why you keep a baseline number to gamble with and immediately withdraw anything above your baseline. Try and get to the point where you're playing with house money. That's when you really start to make profits.

>> No.54709116

>>54709108
after hours

>> No.54709125

>>54709064
Its also another persons mess to clean up. But $500 a month would be a lot long term. Then might as well rent the other room out for 500. Could throw 2300 a month extra to paying off house have house paid off by 35 and unlock boomer status.

>> No.54709137

>>54709085
>profit from decorating interiorly
I think we short Sherwin Williams just looking at a Google chart. Why would paint run up so much?

>> No.54709139

>>54709109
Just martingale the roulette
>but what if I lose 11 times in a row
Just get more money

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54709145

>>54709109
>The house edge isn't as large as you think
So, you are admitting there is one? In other words, a statistical guarantee that, with more iterations of the game, you will lose money?

>The key to gambling is knowing when to pull profits
literally the gambler's fallacy

>Verification Not Required

>> No.54709148

>>54709109
i think gambling and knowing when to pull out is good wisedom, but i don't want to waste months in 5¢ poker games is worth the wisedom

>> No.54709160

>>54708935
fagtard nigger playing scratch tickets then rather than having been nice, kid

>> No.54709182

>>54706662
>where can I look at futures for free?
https://capital.com/sp-500-index
derived futures

>> No.54709184

>>54709137
Consumer goods companies have been doing well recently, but I think of SW as more being construction materials, which has been shitting the bed. I guess all the boomers are spending their pension money on fresh coats of paint.

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>>54709145
Yes the house has an edge but only until infinity. You fuck out when things are going good. The house plays forever, we choose when to leave.

>> No.54709193

>>54709160
I'm not a kid, bro

>> No.54709195

>>54706116
>Ask it why janitors work for free
lmao

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>>54709193
u r to me
son

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54709223

>>54709188
OK so let me get this straight. You prettymuch agree that your EV over time is a downward line. And because slots is a narrowly defined game, there is a pretty narrow "upper bound" above said line bounding your positive outcomes. So basically what you are saying is that, despite your EV going down over time, you are gonna get ONE spike way above it, that will also give you a net gain... then walk away? This is not adding up.

>> No.54709225

So are we not getting a Rocker update tonight?
Fuck... I've run out of content to consoom

>> No.54709226

>>54709184
>spending their pension money on fresh coats of paint
I can tell you my 4 year old new construction shit box could use a few coats

>> No.54709232

>>54709209
If you want to be my dad be my guest, but as such at least give me a stock to pick. I'm tired of being a poorfag

>> No.54709233

>>54706890
>we forecast United States Stock Market Index (US500) to be priced at 4,004.55 by the end of this quarter and at 3,641.30 in one year, according to Trading Economics global macro models projections and analysts expectations.

kek

>> No.54709242

>>54709184
>>54709137
Homebuilders have been on a frankly irrational tear lately. Puts on XHB/ITB holdings are going to print within a couple months.

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>>54709223
>you are gonna get ONE spike way above it, that will also give you a net gain...then walk away?
Welcome to my reality chud. Sorry you don't have it figured out like me. Lol. Lmao even. My wife's also laughing at you btw...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j2etakoV-rg&feature=share

>> No.54709268

>>54709232
in my estimation, the dumbest thing you can do is take out a fucking loan to buy any stock at a time when "literally everyone" is projecting a crash that's just waiting on a trigger. if you could somehow time getting your loan with being able to "buy that DIPPARINO" then you'd be onto something, but that's going to be extremely difficult at best, and having studied all the major dips, they do not happen immediately, but over a period of weeks/months from top to bottom, often with particular days of pronounced drops. So, even on the way down there is a lot of danger of catching falling knives. SO, you might do a lot better watching for the bottom to stabilize then buy on the way up, which wouldn't be THA MAXIMUM POSSIBLE DOLLA, but it'd still be gainz rather than gones.
kid.

>> No.54709294

Im getting schooled by some /biz/raelis on getting a travel card.

>> No.54709299
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54709299

>>54709249
>Welcome to my reality
let me ask you one question about your reality.
in your reality, have you made profits, OVERALL, on slot machine gambling?

>VNR

>> No.54709300

>>54709294
More credit cards is always better.

>> No.54709307
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54709307

Woah Black Betty

>> No.54709315

>>54706721
>>54707017
>>54707500
>>54708071
>>54708349
>>54708514
>>54708587
>>54708706
>>54709137
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d3f5d013-5d65-4ccc-a120-b3b3976f7c20

How does a guy profit from celebrity chefs

>> No.54709319

>>54709268
Thank for taking your time dad. I guess i will just settle being poor and retarded. Thanks senpai, God speed

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Is this bullish?

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>>54709299
>in your reality, have you made profits, OVERALL, on slot machine gambling?

No. I'm just here to harvest dopamine

>> No.54709348

>>54709326
Kek doesn't pol have a level chimpout guidem

>> No.54709349

>>54709326
JUSSie SMOLLett
Chicago's Hollywood celebrity ?

>> No.54709351

>>54707838
Some of you that post here are top tier nigger IQ. The past year rhe dollar has APPRECIATED against other currencies.

This rising strength is pushing inflation out to other economies as their currency devalues and they need more to buy commodities.

And it's not just American consumption, it's global consumption. That's why you see global inflation. And yes American consumption is the lions share. And yes it is because of demand, while supply is a secondary factor, the massive stimulus pushed prices for everything, which now its services, but last year was shipping rates for example. And you're a fuckkng idiot because suisse franc is not stable and pound almost collapsed, which leaves euro. But maybe you mean gold, ya sure gold is ATH, but that's a store of value, you don't go somewhere where gold is the only legal tender and say "ya I'd rather pay less for gas here in gold, than more in USD"

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>>54709326
There's nothing for them to burn downtown except... the CME!

>> No.54709363

>finally saved enough to buy a home
>mortgage rates fucking doubled
Why can't I catch a break

>> No.54709369
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54709369

>>54709232
I already gave you three stocks now show me your tits and call me daddy.

>>54709249
Which one is ur waifu?

>>54709294
If you travel a few times a year there's no reason to not have one. Wells Fargo Propel is pretty good if they still offer it.

>> No.54709370

>>54709363
You will own NOTHING

>> No.54709376

>>54709363
>saved enough
Oh ho ho, that's your first mistake, compadre. https://reason.com/2023/04/21/borrowers-with-high-credit-scores-penalized-under-new-federal-mortgage-fee-plan/

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>>54709376
Based

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54709392

>>54709363
nothin personnel kid

>> No.54709394

>>54709225
Ive been watching videos of this guy cutting apart 500 dollar boots and talking about how good they are.

>> No.54709403

>>54709369
My fear is that I wont be able to get good deals since they can be finicky so I never gpt one. Maybe this summer I will. I can easily rack up 4000 in purchases that I was going to do anyways on my card. Get that chase saphhire reserve. Get 900$ +300 travel credit every year..

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>>54709394
Oh.
/smg/ loves boots

>> No.54709422

>>54709418

>>54709418

>>54709418

>> No.54709423

>>54709410
once you get some real money you start to look for the finer things in life. things like boots start to matter.

>> No.54709426

>>54709376
This has been the most misreported news story in a while.

>> No.54709425
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54709425

>>54709369
None of your business...

>> No.54709433

>>54709319
what you should be doing is watching a set of stocks and the overall markets every single day, very carefully, and getting a direct, personal feel for them. you have to be able to see and feel for yourself WHEN to jump in on something, and WHAT do jump in on, and know WHY you are choosing that WHAT/WHEN. just asking a bunch of street niggers whasgud on throwing 50k that ain't even yours into is *not the fuckin' plan* that you should be implementing. in my estimation, of course. AND, everything I've said is essentially generalized, which is pretty much what you need if you do not know the data yourself directly. Have you watched AMZN over time? Do you know their headwinds? Do you know what a faggot their CEO is being? Do you know how the macroeconomic outlook is going to affect them? Shit, son, you'd be better off waiting on Ford to hit maybe $9, then at the very least you'd get a good divy while you wait on it to jump back up to $11 or $12.

>> No.54709443
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54709443

Hmm looks like Tupperware is the next one to fall. They're on shaky ground. Fixed my bathtub today. The porcelain coating got chipped a few years ago. I applied a new coat of touch up to the bad spot. Well dummy me didn't do it right and finally today the patch came off. The area rusted a bit to. The good news was the spot hadn't grown any and it was just surface rust. So I done it right this time. Sanded the spot down and applied some white flex seal spray. The area looks good as new now.

>> No.54709445

>>54709423
Once you have real money, nothing matters
Except the money

>> No.54709451

>>54709426
>Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Sandra L. Thompson called it "another step to ensure that [Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac] advance their mission of facilitating equitable and sustainable access to homeownership."

This is the boilerplate drivel of a communist. That guarantees whatever policy fuckery they're doing is evil.

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54709482

Art is hard, lads, but rewarding. Almost done with this sketch.

>> No.54709512

>>54709451
There is no "penalty" for high credit.

>> No.54709605

>>54709225
keep eyes on Bloomberg and CNBC

>> No.54709814

>>54706473
>that much rust from having to drive on salted wintry roads
>Southern
anon..

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>>54707144
Terminal decline of the Republic.