/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54697972]

My Broker and I Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.54697989]

>>54697972
First for Hitler and doggos.

[Anonymous No.54697995]

Congratulstions for not dying anon
You have another year of clownery ahead.

[Anonymous No.54698014]

>>54697972
B-but there is no stock market

[Anonymous No.54698023]

>>54697989
Blessed first

[Anonymous No.54698050]

>>54698014
>a nuclear blast over the skies of Wall Street
>every electrical circuit in Manhattan burned out

[Anonymous No.54698061]

literally just 1 week and 13 days before the crash and I become rich

[Anonymous No.54698067]

>>54698050
bullish

[Anonymous No.54698086]

>>54697972

[Anonymous No.54698088]

>>54697972
Such a shame that she BOGGED herself, financially speaking

[Anonymous No.54698104]

I'm watching ((((((((((them)))))))))) talk about inflation

https://youtu.be/Q4p0YL1dB8c

[Anonymous No.54698115]

>>54698088
Checked however the True Vessels for the Souls of Igor and Gritchka are the Olsen Twins

[Anonymous No.54698192]

>>54698115
>accusatory eyes
They were badly molested and handsomely compensated, right? I don't really know the story.

[Anonymous No.54698195]

Is TSLA a buy?

[Anonymous No.54698200]

>>54698192
I imagine they are just turbo cunts.

[Anonymous No.54698212]

>>54698195
How, how could it possibly be worth that market cap? California fucking sales failing them. It's over bro.
Cathie says they'll have self driving taxis. She'll be driving a fucking taxi is more likely

[Anonymous No.54698225]

I need updates >>54694095

[Anonymous No.54698226]

>>54698212
oh yeah cathy woods... This is quite an interesting video on her prediction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVDzau4Xj8o

[Anonymous No.54698228]

>>54698195
on the overalls

[Anonymous No.54698235]

>>54698225
It was a dude. He went through with it anyway.

[Anonymous No.54698240]

>>54698228
My problem is that I feel that peer pressure to get in but I'm bullish on the market so I doubt it will go down. I knew I could count on you guys to talk me out of buying this stock (or any other stock for that matter)

[Anonymous No.54698273]

>>54698235
Ya but I want the full breakdown. Was it a date, did he pay? Was she hot? Are congrats on order? Anyways good for him

[Anonymous No.54698285]

>Be home depot wagie
>Work in lots department pushing and lifting heavy shit all day
>Required to be proactive with customer service
>Do such a good job that certain regulars recognize you
>Get hit on by girls occasionally
>A bbw latina woman keeps asking me for help every time and talks to me more than usual

Anons, is this bullish for me to just ask her out or nah?

[Anonymous No.54698294]

This is not like 2016, 2018, 2019 or 2020.

[Anonymous No.54698300]

Copper is falling. The world demand is falling. Stocks will be falling.... Copper is a leading indicator in the strength of the economy.

[Anonymous No.54698305]

>>54698294
bobo really think we're going down 80%

[Anonymous No.54698309]

>>54698240
WDC
Don't yolo. Buy some Monday then wait for a leg down and if it happens triple down. This is advice of a non-fiduciary nature.

[Anonymous No.54698317]

>>54698294
>>54698305
>WWIII to save the (((elite paradigm)))
God save us

[Anonymous No.54698320]

buy oil pussy climate change is a scam. recession doesn't matter anymore oil will hold up strong we're saving the planet

[Anonymous No.54698354]

>>54698285
I'll take a bbw Latina if she's clean and appears to be smooth and have nice feet too. A negress Spectrum store wagie was eyeing me the other day and asking me about the dead goyball player conspiracy, but she was too masculine.

[Anonymous No.54698568]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54698705]

>>54698086
hmm...

[Anonymous No.54698730]

Economic outlook for the remainder of the Biden Admin just dropped. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.54698734]

>>54697972
gimme the name of her please

[Anonymous No.54698815]

>>54698734
Giulia Valeriani

[Anonymous No.54698817]

How do I uncork a wine bottle without an opener?

[Anonymous No.54698825]

>>54698817
find a duck at your local park and ask to borrow its penis

[Anonymous No.54698882]

>>54698825
kys

[Anonymous No.54699041]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.54699057]

>>54699041
do they banepost in gender studies classes?

[Anonymous No.54699121]

>>54699041
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.54699122]

wtf no one is interested in this bread today
bump

[Anonymous No.54699156]

>>54699122
we at the club

[Anonymous No.54699157]

Dead thread, dead futures

[Anonymous No.54699241]

>>54699122
>>54699156
>>54699157
It's Saturday night. What are you doing in smg, weeabo losers?

[Anonymous No.54699246]

>>54698817
You just push the cork in.

[Anonymous No.54699291]

>>54699241
I'm telling anons to buy skyt calls is what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.54699302]

>>54699157
it's just so, lickable

[Anonymous No.54699320]

have some boobies, /smg/

[Anonymous No.54699338]

>>54699320
Based

[Anonymous No.54699365]

All bear markets end after 1.5 years. This we will hit the bottom in a month.

[Anonymous No.54699418]

>>54699246
I used a knife to twist it out. Drinking is my new hobby btw.

[Anonymous No.54699431]

>>54699122
its sunday

[Anonymous No.54699469]

>>54699320

[Anonymous No.54699478]

Since, I'm drunk, I discovered a sub O(n log(n)) algorithm for Fourier transforms earlier (while not drunk). Just thought you guys should know. Still unemployed and about to lose my apartment tho.

[Anonymous No.54699518]

The computational complexity of the Fourier transform is a function of the entropy of its spectral domain representation. You guys will never figure it out though. I'm literally the only person on planet earth who can.

[Anonymous No.54699529]

>>54699478
cheer up anon. I hope this helps

[Anonymous No.54699531]

>>54699529
Those are fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54699534]

>>54699518
Still losing your apartment thoug, lmao!

[Anonymous No.54699540]

>>54699241
>It's Saturday night. What are you doing in smg, weeabo losers?
enjoying shitposts

[Anonymous No.54699547]

>>54699529
how can boobs help a doomer faggot?

[Anonymous No.54699549]

Horizon Zero,Dawn is real life. I hate Joe Biden so much it's ubnreal

[Anonymous No.54699557]

Machinevapocalypse now. Let the Basilisk judge our souls.

[Anonymous No.54699567]

>>54699518
Except it's not, it's a function of its size and the prime factors of the size, it has strictly nothing to do with what the signal contains, you're just a faggot pseud trying to sound smart.

[Anonymous No.54699569]

Predict Monday's futures open

[Anonymous No.54699571]

>>54699569
About Tree Fiddy

[Anonymous No.54699577]

>>54699567
IF ONLY YOU KNW. Fuxck you I know why the brain is ao energy efficient and none of you can figure it out. I've spent years on this and now I from nalluy have it. I'm goinf to buols a su0erintligence and nobody can srop me. Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.54699626]

>>54697989
you just know

>>54698817
use your shoe to hit the bottom of the bottle
eventually it'll dislodge the cork

[Anonymous No.54699632]

>Resistance of *insert stock* is at X
>Support of *insert stock* is at Y
How the hell do they come up with those numbers?

[Anonymous No.54699648]

>>54699632
number seems to go to those numbers often

thats is

[Anonymous No.54699665]

I AM THE SECOND COMING OF HEPHAESTUS

[Anonymous No.54699674]

>>54699632
Just have to master numerology.
Like I can tell you right now. This post?
Getting Dubs.
Check Em.

[Anonymous No.54699795]

>>54698226
that video is probably the most cancer i've ever received in such a small dose

[Anonymous No.54699799]

How long do I need to work in a company before its not rude to ask to transfer to another city?

[Anonymous No.54699897]

>>54699302
It's the hip bones

[Anonymous No.54699904]

>>54699799
If you want a transfer the best thing to do is be a total sperg no one likes, so they are glad to get ride of you. If you are chronically on smg it shouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.54700006]

>>54699121
>imagine the smell
I can't :(

[Anonymous No.54700021]

>>54699799
You just know

[Anonymous No.54700892]

>>54698294
I think we're tracking more the Nasdaq bubble crash. Similar economies and VC runups.

[Anonymous No.54700914]

>>54698294
Man this really is just going to be one giant multi decade text book example of the stock market cycle isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54700916]

>>54698088
Why does this keep happening?

[Anonymous No.54700946]

Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to COOM
You say I'll never get your SQUIRTSHARTS till the day I die
"Tough luck, my CHUD, but the answer is no!"
Why you gotta be SUCH A JEW?
Don't you know I'm COOMING IN YOUR BUTT too?
Why you gotta be SUCH A JEW?
I'm gonna PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ATE
(POOP ON that girl) And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be SUCH A JEW?

[Anonymous No.54700980]

>>54700892
>Nasdaq bubble crash
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.54700991]

it's amazing how oscillators work well on daily chart, but no retailers are retarded and want to trade on the 1min chart

https://schrts.co/hHTkFMvJ

[Anonymous No.54701010]

>down 15k from 32k
>recession and crash about to happen
>Inflation eating away at any raise I get
Convince me not to end my self

[Anonymous No.54701036]

>>54698088
* Social media brainworms
* Free market made cosmetic procedures widely available
* Kardashians cursed beauty standards since the 2010s to have alien faces, 90s and 2000s girls had SOVL

[Anonymous No.54701042]

>>54701036
Meant to link:
>>54700916

[Anonymous No.54701072]

what's the next reddit stock to short to zero

[Anonymous No.54701082]

>>54701072
Booby Beyond

[Anonymous No.54701087]

>>54701036
Do these whores know that most men aren't attracted to the bogged Kardashian alien face?

[Anonymous No.54701177]

>>54701087
>that most men aren't attracted to the bogged Kardashian alien face?
Sad part is a lot are thats why they do it. The low valued men go crazy for them so they have a horde of simps.

[Anonymous No.54701190]

I'm buying GFAI at open

[Anonymous No.54701206]

>>54699122
It's gonna crab again on Monday anyway

[Anonymous No.54701233]

>>54699122
You're not too bright are you?

[Anonymous No.54701331]

>>54701072
gme unironically

[Anonymous No.54701341]

>>54701072
I think short squeezes are over for now. The market is not the same as in 2021 when everyone had money to throw in.

[Anonymous No.54701352]

Okay the BBBY general is just full of anons dunking on completely deluded baggies so I dunno wtf happens in this case. If BBBY goes bankrupt does the stock immediately go to zero and all stock holders get hosed or is there still a chance to pump it
> inb4 baggie
I don't own the shit, just genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.54701359]

>>54698192
They’ve been doing threesomes with jews since they were in the crib.

[Anonymous No.54701370]

>>54701352
Chapter 11 isn't bankruptcy. But in real bankruptcy everything gets liquidated and the creditors are paid first and if there is anything left over it might go to the shareholders.

[Anonymous No.54701381]

>>54701370
Aw so a bit premature to dunk on the BBBY general as they can still cut their losses and run huh

[Anonymous No.54701418]

>>54701352
In chapter 7 yes, it goes to 0. In chapter 11, no. Chapter 11 means the company keeps operating but with reorg. Depending on their reorg plan this can actually be genuinely super bullish, and it's almost always accompanied with shorts unrolling in any case. Thus, the price tends to soar. In the post-covid meme market, usually the stock goes up 5-10x on the news before dumping down a good amount (still staying well above the pre-bankruptcy price).

[Anonymous No.54701424]

>good morning ser you have reached vanguard technical support hotline ser
>how may I assist you with your vanguard account problem today ser?

[Anonymous No.54701430]

>>54701352
depends since it is chap 11. total gamble. definitely not good by any means, but the volatility around it can be very enticing if it shoots up.

[Anonymous No.54701456]

>>54701352
it'll probably trade around liquidation value (tangible book value)

[Anonymous No.54701469]

>>54701424
hi i would like refund please

[Anonymous No.54701495]

>>54701469
>yes very good sir
>to refund you I need you to go to the store and get the Google play card
>leave now and call me when you get there

[Anonymous No.54701503]

i will spend $40 on an indie game so i forget about market for long time

[Anonymous No.54701506]

>>54701352
ch11 is temp relief from debt payments during restructure. They're trying to stay in business and shop new management and ideas.
Which they badly need as selling overpriced jew crap from china is not a good business model except for boomers. 3 of my zoomers have 3d printers that they feed plastic too whenever they want molded garbage around their house.
Most of the stuff there is chip in a box. and the stuff that isn't is cheaper on amazon. The only valuable thing is the real estate and even now thats dubious.

[Anonymous No.54701513]

What do we think about SMTC, bros?

[Anonymous No.54701523]

>>54701352
stock gets delisted and you cannot buy, only sell at a loss.

[Anonymous No.54701534]

>>54701495
Okay I'm here but all these cards cost money, all my cash is in VOO and SOXL...oh and some crypto I bought last night while I was drunk.

[Anonymous No.54701667]

>>54701503
Battle brothers is an awesome game, hard to master

[Anonymous No.54701724]

>>54701381
Those guys are not gonna cut their losses. They're getting paid or going down with the ship

[Anonymous No.54701737]

Larry Fink Sold. Every time he sold last year we had a sell off in the market...

[Anonymous No.54701771]

Lazy day. Yesterday started nice, then wham, temp drop. It's 41 outside now. I'm uh hoarding cash waiting for the govt debt ceiling cliff to loom closer. The more they kick it to the edge, the cheaper those shares will get due to the panic.More for me to bag cheap. Might even hike my 401k contributions again to. Which I was gonna do it anyway next year but hey when opportunity knocks why not.

[Anonymous No.54701828]

>>54699157
His tuck game is on point

[Anonymous No.54701835]

>>54701771
>The more they kick it to the edge, the cheaper those shares will get due to the panic.
S&P goes down because of this?
New to this, so i haven't seen it happening yet.

[Anonymous No.54701843]

>>54699320
That’s my son. Delete this!

[Anonymous No.54701854]

>>54699157
>>54697972
God I bet her pussy is perfect and probably smells like flowers and a little pussy musk
I'm hard

[Anonymous No.54701869]

>>54701835
That's cause the edge isn't till June. The blind panic hasn't set in yet. The more congress bickers and doesn't do a deal as the clock ticks down the panic grows.

[Anonymous No.54701918]

>>54701534
I never understood why the cards aren’t kept behind the counter. What’s to keep me from taking one and paying for my purchases with the card? People are so dumb sometimes.

[Anonymous No.54701935]

Weekend janjan out here cleaning up completely safe for work images again.

[Anonymous No.54701952]

Kek imagine being a tranny JANNY
I told you fuckers to start destroying this board and spamming shitposts and nsfw to fuck with these trannies
Drive them to the point of suicide

[Anonymous No.54701966]

lazy sunday. whats going to trigger the next leg down you reckon?

[Anonymous No.54701968]

>Possible explanations for the initial fall in stock prices include a nervous fear that stocks were significantly overvalued and were certain to undergo a correction, the decline of the dollar, persistent trade and budget deficits, rising interest rates, and a crisis of confidence in the dollar

>On the morning of Wednesday, October 14, 1987, the United States House Committee on Ways and Means introduced a bill to reduce the tax benefits associated with financing mergers and leveraged buyouts. Unexpectedly high trade deficit figures announced on October 14 by the United States Department of Commerce had a further negative impact on the value of the US dollar while pushing interest rates upward and stock prices downward.[13] As the day continued, the DJIA dropped 95.46 points (3.81%) to 2,412.70, and it fell another 57.61 points (2.39%) the next day, down over 12% from the August 25 all-time high. On Friday, October 16, the DJIA fell 108.35 points (4.6%) to close at 2,246.74 on record volume.[14] The drop on the 14th was the earliest significant decline among all countries that would later be affected by Black Monday.[15]

[Anonymous No.54701970]

i bet if i posted a random chart with a random part circled and said something like 'uh oh poopies, do you see it?' i'd get like 5-6 replies of people acting like they see something

[Anonymous No.54701984]

>>54700892
>>54700914
> it can’t possibly go up!!!
Wait till inflation goes to 0, unemployment creeps up and the fed stops hiking. Mass BOBO suicide incoming

[Anonymous No.54702030]

Holy shit, the BBBY people don’t even understand that shareholders are at the absolute bottom of the ladder in bankruptcy. YOUR EQUITY IS GONE! How do you not understand that?

There only hope is someone stupid like KKR overpays for the inventory.

[Anonymous No.54702054]

Gold is gonna dump ain't it

[Anonymous No.54702094]

>>54702054
Of course

[Anonymous No.54702100]

>>54701970
>oh poopies
Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life say yes say yes cuz I need to know

[Anonymous No.54702109]

The US has never defaulted on its debts nor been unable to pay the bills. So as june gets closer and no deal we're entering uncharted waters if no deal happens by june. House speaker dude is hanging on to his job by a thread. If he doesn't do as the party wants he can kiss his job goodbye. But if he does do what they want then the bill has zero shot at passing the senate. Biden wants a bill with zero strings. So yeah. Fun times ahead.

[Anonymous No.54702122]

>>54701966
Debt ceiling apparently caused huge volatility in 2012, so it might again this year

[Anonymous No.54702130]

>>54702109
Stop caring about Predetermined theater

[Anonymous No.54702140]

Yes hello, waiter?
Id like to order some red for the market on monday
Especially for HOOD and AMC

[Anonymous No.54702159]

>>54702109
the debt ceiling has been raised 94 time. each time we get this WWE style theater with politicians reading their script into the cameras energizing their base. each time they raise the debt ceiling. this will be the 95th time and everything will go down exactly as scripted and be raised again.

[Anonymous No.54702165]

>>54702130
I don't. I care about getting shares cheap as hell over it though.

[Anonymous No.54702201]

>>54702165
Would be nice but idk the debt ceiling news stories are always a gigahappooning turned nothinburger. Are you telling me this time is different?

[Anonymous No.54702239]

god I fucking love dividends.

[Anonymous No.54702266]

>>54701966
jews
russians
chinks
arabs
women
faggots

[Anonymous No.54702285]

>>54702094
It better. I dumped gold miners on Friday open.

[Anonymous No.54702292]

>>54702266
btw
no particular order
other than
jews

[Anonymous No.54702332]

>>54702285
>I dumped gold miners
gold is up urging all thugs
Trade in ya chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
Or a better type investment...
some food and water... A COUPLE GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

[Anonymous No.54702370]

>>54702292
>amy schumer could lose all that weight and still look horrendous
Damn id be fat too

[Anonymous No.54702514]

I need a meme stock that I can day trade 5k and make a quick buck

[Anonymous No.54702533]

>>54702514
BBBY can turn 5k into a buck real quick.

[Anonymous No.54702575]

>>54702514
watch natgas futures
watch after hours
watch premarket
pick a good entry
a good exit
BOIL

[Anonymous No.54702578]

reminder that recession is over
people still spend like normal
YTD chart

[Anonymous No.54702581]

Serious inquiry here. You guys think tech stocks outside microsoft apple the real boomer tech companies will eventually offer dividends? I'm looking at CRM companies like salesforce and hubspot and wondering that they will eventually be divvy makers. I can see salesforce going full boring but more mid cap plays like hubspot look kinda attractive except tech stocks are landmines right now.

[Anonymous No.54702592]

>>54702514
5k is only 100 points with 1 lot on ES, you can do that in 1week.

[Anonymous No.54702594]

>>54702514
LOCO

[Anonymous No.54702612]

>>54702201
Greg has a point that while it is a nothingburger companies still have to hedge their risks against a small chance that it's not therefore its still bearish

[Anonymous No.54702627]

>>54702581
Why not just do your own dividend plan? Buy whatever you want and just sell 3% of your position each year. Should be even more tax-favorable compared to traditional divvies.

[Anonymous No.54702659]

>>54702578
what are those indices?

[Anonymous No.54702674]

>>54698817
drill a hole through it and just pour it that way

[Anonymous No.54702683]

>>54702612
>still have to hedge
>bearish
>VIX so low for so long
>Vol goomblers goombling
>Daily 0dte vol goombles starting tomorrow
I'll take the other side of your bet bobo, which puts you wanna buy?

[Anonymous No.54702718]

is it time to buy BUD yet? looks like they're capitulating pretty hard to the MAGA crowd.

[Anonymous No.54702725]

>>54702578
6months

>>54702578
spdr select sectors
https://www.sectorspdr.com/allsectors

xly and xlp are customers spendings

[Anonymous No.54702731]

>>54702514
I don't like any of the suggestions so I'm going to flip GALT I've seen shilled here before

[Anonymous No.54702743]

>>54702683
I don't trade on news headlines due to not being retarded sorry

[Anonymous No.54702758]

>>54702743
You just press the print button

[Anonymous No.54702762]

>>54702683
for 3 days now the pattern of wick to news highs has not been happening. its going to go down to make a higher low

[Anonymous No.54702782]

>>54702762
>higher low
Reasonable argument

[Anonymous No.54702792]

>>54702725
>>54702578
IWM Weekly Chart looks awful. Bulls need price to close above 180 next week for any hope of survival.

[Anonymous No.54702817]

>>54702581
NO you idiot. We can all read the tax code. the companies who offer divies do so b/c they are in advantaged positions for doing so. Tech does not have these advantages. For instance divvies in oil stocks are not taxed the same for the properly structured investment portfolio.

there was a big switch in the 2000s after the frank dodd laws.
Many people just closed the public window and went private with family offices. The transfer the money internally to avoid the taxable event that is a dividend.

[Anonymous No.54702832]

Thoughts on INMD and SWAV?

[Anonymous No.54702854]

>>54702725
those are indices not data.

[Anonymous No.54702872]

>>54699418
Cheers anon. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Anonymous No.54702919]

>>54702832
>INMD
it's high, wait for a correction from 40 or just 38

>>54702832
>SWAV
wait for a dip to 283

always use limit order

[Anonymous No.54702922]

>>54702514
>>54702731
>stealth shill

[Anonymous No.54702924]

>>54702718
> looks like they're capitulating pretty hard to the MAGA crowd.
It ironical doesn't matter, what kind of man who tasted actual beer will switch back to budlight, even if their new marketing is "Based and Redpilled"
Literally the only thing they had was pricing and dominate market share.

[Anonymous No.54702998]

Whats stocks does the owner of this room have?

[Anonymous No.54703021]

>>54702998
UONE
and whatever Grindr is, I'm not looking up the ticker.

[Anonymous No.54703022]

>>54702998
he likes em big and thick so the only answer is BRK.A

[Anonymous No.54703035]

>>54702998
Obviously an architect

[Anonymous No.54703042]

Do you agree with these ranges anons?
>buy BTC when under 20k, sell at anything over 30k
>buy XMR when under 100, sell at anything over 150
>buy ETH when under 1k, sell at anything over 2k

>buy gold miners when gold is at 1800, sell at 2k
>buy UNG or BOIL when natgas is under 2 (later 1.7, 1.5), sell at 2.5

[Anonymous No.54703123]

>>54702817
So then whats the point of holding tech stocks?

[Anonymous No.54703176]

>>54703042
Eth isn't going under 1k ever again. I don't think buying miners will pan out. Boil gets chopped too hard and idk how to time it correctly.

[Anonymous No.54703201]

>>54703123
tha memes

[Anonymous No.54703252]

>>54702718
I genuinely believe that Anheuser Busch probably won't ever truly recover from this. People aren't boycotting them specifically because of Dylan mulvaney, this was just all the tranny and woke shit coming to a head. This was the breaking point for a lot of non-mentally ill people. To make things worse, in another tone depth move they though if they brought out the Clydesdales, everyone would forget which was just patronizing and pissed people off more. The smart move would have been to just go silent for a really fucking long time until people forgot, but woke retards in corporate are so disconnected from their customer base that they thought they knew better.

[Anonymous No.54703253]

>>54703176
shouldnt natty gas go up as it approaches end of summer/winter when weather predictions become more determinable that is if it will be a cold winter I guess. personally I think gold will come down for a bit but I think uranium speculation is back on the table. if the 2024-2025 meme is still in people's minds then every company will start to shill developmental milestones so they can raise capital for future development and those that know they have no chance will buy even holes in the ground to pump up their supposed assets. wether it becomes real or not is to be seen but I feel like now is a good time to scoop and then dump on newcomers or if its real and contracts start getting made then you bought the bottom after selling in 2021

[Anonymous No.54703278]

Stocks will never go up again

[Anonymous No.54703284]

>>54703252
it should have been totally boycotted to the point of closing on the day they sold out to euros

[Anonymous No.54703283]

>>54702998
CUZ YOUR A COOL CAT
TAPPING ON THE TOP IN A NEW HAT
... YOU'RE ALL RIGHT
that being said he owns a portfolio full of CRSR and GME

[Anonymous No.54703306]

>>54703278
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.54703311]

>>54703123
currently liquidity.
TINA was a bitch.

But in tech stocks they do buybacks. Which aren't taxed.

Company D $100
issues 25 cent dividend 4x a year
at the end of the year the balances look like this
99 share price
30 cents in DC
99.60 cents in anons pocket

Company T
uses $1 earnings money to buy back shares
102 share price
0 in Govs Pocket
102 in anons pocket
if he chooses to cash out
101.60 in anons pocket.
30 cent in Govs pocket.

[Anonymous No.54703329]

>>54703284
I agree. It's not an American company anymore so I don't understand why anyone would be upset that there is a boycott in the first place. It's really just globohomo shills that are screeching over the boycott.

[Anonymous No.54703366]

red week
after next fomc it will get extremely red

[Anonymous No.54703381]

they wanna be inclusive and everything, fine.
put a trannie on there who's actually done something
'influencers' are the real problem

[Anonymous No.54703393]

>>54703176
If bitcoin dumps eth dumps too. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54703414]

>>54703278
I hope, yeah

[Anonymous No.54703428]

>>54703381
I don't even have a particular problem with gay people but trannies are my line in the sand. I'm not going to be gaslit into accepting that a dude in a dress should be called a legitimate woman. I will boycott any company that doesnt have a backbone to call a spade a spade, and caves to the woke mob.

[Anonymous No.54703446]

>>54703428
>accepting that a dude in a dress should be called a legitimate woman
No they want you to outright date and accept these freaks as lovers and if you are on the dating apps and can't see that you deserve to be accidentally banging a bussy

[Anonymous No.54703448]

>>54703366
.25 hike is already priced in anon.

[Anonymous No.54703461]

>>54703366
>after next fomc it will get extremely red
Sorry not happening. White boy summer already programmed in

[Anonymous No.54703481]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54703495]

>>54703481
why would i do that when the 2 weeks are almost up

[Anonymous No.54703524]

>>54703446
That's the one dream of globohomo that will never come to fruition. They might be able to get the next generation with that shit, but no self respecting man is going to settle for crusty boipucci in a dress. They'll get forced to fuck their own kind for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.54703531]

>>54703495
Do you want to make it anon?

[Anonymous No.54703539]

I got me a new hose and some bug/weed controller for my patio. This shits expensive. Rentoids priced out 4ev.

[Anonymous No.54703559]

>>54703252
Yep. They should have waited. Then brought out the horses like its helms deep and relaunched bud lite as "bud you" or some shit in select locales only.

[Anonymous No.54703591]

>>54703393
Yeah but under 1k is too low now. I think around 1.2k is the bottom.
>>54703253
Nat gas seems like a trap both ways. I would rather just buy oil. But BOIL isn't entirely idioic if you time I right.

[Anonymous No.54703593]

WOMEN OWE ME SNACKS

[Anonymous No.54703612]

>>54703593
snacks owe me women

[Anonymous No.54703614]

that stress testing they forgot to do. Oh well they did it this time.

[Anonymous No.54703619]

>>54703428
>See any gay man
>Recall that no matter how professional he might appear he's still regularly taking dicks in his shithole
I just can't take it seriously

[Anonymous No.54703623]

>>54703593
I have never had a girl look at me his way.

[Anonymous No.54703631]

>>54703612
Owe Women Me Snacks!

[Anonymous No.54703633]

>>54703428
>>54703446
if they call a tranny a woman, next they will be wanting you to accept that 2+2 is 5. Thats all this is. Trannies are the real world version of 1984s ending.

[Anonymous No.54703656]

>>54703593
Please I really don't think I can handle ayy posting today. I have to unfortunately work today.
>>54703619
Yes this is true, but you until recently when the tranny shit started really get popular, gays mainly stayed in their lanes. They had their own clubs and their own social community. I believe this is why a lot of gay people don't care for trannies either. They are making them look bad too.

[Anonymous No.54703667]

I;m thinkin' about thos Deans.

[Anonymous No.54703686]

>>54703656
work on a Sunday? but that's the Lord's day

[Anonymous No.54703698]

>>54703623
not yet but soon

[Anonymous No.54703739]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.54703743]

>>54703667
Sale at COST.

[Anonymous No.54703754]

>>54703743
you're feeding these to an animal and not yourself right anon?

[Anonymous No.54703757]

>>54703633
Yeah I think even a lot of democrat males are waking up to this. My mom's side of the family is the litmus test for how retarded liberals are at the current moment, and at easter dinner the usually outspoken cousins and aunt were largely quiet. No talk of bud light or biden. It was just bitching about Elon musk and Fox news. I was genuinely surprised. Naturally they'll never admit they were wrong, but it was very satisfying to be there for the gathering and see that they had no ammunition this to around. I naturally hide my power level because I know better.

[Anonymous No.54703761]

>>54701918
They won't work if they're not activated

[Anonymous No.54703776]

>>54703743
Now I want a sardine sandwich.

[Anonymous No.54703779]

>>54703633
You suddenly realizing that you don’t live in some fucking grand fantasyland, & being convinced your utopian delusion is ending because… of all fucking things, a tiny handful of trannies exist.. is the most predictable 1984 plotline possible. What a maroon.

[Anonymous No.54703782]

>>54703461
>White boy summer
Be quiet you dumb faggot honkaloid

[Anonymous No.54703801]

>>54703779
true libertarians like myself don't give a fuck what these fags do

[Anonymous No.54703805]

>>54703591
Yeah makes sense.

[Anonymous No.54703823]

>>54703754
I came home and meant to eat 1 can but I ate several because they were so good.
Then I put the juices through a strainer and scraped the remainder out with a spoon to make sure I got all the omega 3s and protein I paid for.
I actually went to Costco for Krill Oil because I think I'm deficient in healthy fats but this is good.

[Anonymous No.54703829]

>>54703779
The next generation of men will be even weaker than the current crop. What have we learned about weak men in 2023? We have learned that they are so pathetic and sex starved that they opt to try and switch genders as a coping mechanism. Normally you could bully this out of them, but unfortunately the government has stepped in and decided this is the best course of action for young men.

[Anonymous No.54703850]

>>54703823
i applaud your commitment to good nutrition

[Anonymous No.54703854]

>>54703667
>>54703743
>olive oil
>not just in its own juice
Anon...

[Anonymous No.54703858]

>>54703779
its not about trannies existing you stupid faggot its about the government and the party trying to make you accept that they are women. good job misconstruing what im saying, classic diversion tactic.

[Anonymous No.54703860]

>>54703823
That's fucking disgusting. /ck/ posters are fucking demented.

[Anonymous No.54703861]

>>54703743
nice snag im loaded up too, but its lame that they only sell skinless. Ive gotten heart burn a couple of times but with skin I dont. not sure how or why that works that way. does the same happen to you?

[Anonymous No.54703872]

>>54703823
>owns a home
>so cheap has to resort to buying sardines in olive oil
Anon why. Why not tuna. Why mixed plant oil. Just fucking why

[Anonymous No.54703876]

>>54703854
as far as canned fish goes if it's not in olive oil you are fucking up

[Anonymous No.54703881]

>>54703782
>dumb faggot honkaloid

[Anonymous No.54703922]

>>54703872
I'm convinced deenz posters don't actually like them at all, but just want to be a part of the meme. Have you ever smelled a open can of sardines? It's fucking putrid.

[Anonymous No.54703935]

>>54703876
Nah nigga. The problem with olive oil here is:
>you don't know what kind of quality you get
>fish/olive oil ratio is way too unfavorable
For example it can be 90% of some shit sunseed oil mixed with 10% olive oil labeled as olive oil.

[Anonymous No.54703943]

>>54703633
Well here I am, healthy at 32 who has turned to channeling my inner chi to scalp trade the markets vs wasting it on some common harlot. Do you know how much viable life fluid was wasted before I even begun the process of figuring out that connection? Gallons up on gallons.

[Anonymous No.54703975]

>>54703922
>Have you ever smelled a open can of sardines? It's fucking putrid.
I think it's comfy. It reminds me of the sea.
>>54703861
>does the same happen to you?
Negative.

[Anonymous No.54703984]

>>54702718
The CEO is a literal glowfaggot who willingly allows yid cunts to handle marketing.

[Anonymous No.54703998]

>>54697972
I'm shorting Target

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1649881119192674304

[Anonymous No.54704005]

Thanks to Pol /pol/ I now fully understand what is happening in the Sudan and can invest accordingly.

[Anonymous No.54704025]

>>54703984
>registered republican
Right, maybe a RINO. But yeah, if he was in the CIA than his only mission here forward is to completely dismantle the United States. I'm not really sure why the government hasn't completely dismantled the CIA. They literally killed a US president.

[Anonymous No.54704040]

>>54703743
I like sardines (especially in mustard sauce) but I have to eat them with saltines. This way I can lie to myself about what the crunchy noises are.

[Anonymous No.54704046]

>dividends

[Anonymous No.54704057]

>>54703761
Uh no. What they are worth is printed right in the card.

[Anonymous No.54704072]

>>54703984
All these business Republicans will become Dems if they haven't already

[Anonymous No.54704107]

>>54704072
They already are. Musk might be the only genuine CEO that is republican at this point, and even then he took full advantage of democrat business incentives.

[Anonymous No.54704123]

>>54704005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWBcBEk9T5g

[Anonymous No.54704129]

>>54704107
he is also a super elite that is building cyborgs and wants to put a computer chip in your head(mark of the beast)

[Anonymous No.54704137]

>>54704107
>even then he took full advantage of democrat business incentives
Well. Why wouldn’t you. Rich democrats take full advantage of republican tax cuts. It’s almost like that once you’re in the club it doesn’t matter what party you belong too.

[Anonymous No.54704140]

>>54704129
Well he is autistic after all.

[Anonymous No.54704142]

>>54704129
i already have one pleb

[Anonymous No.54704190]

>>54704129
>puts computer chip in head
sounds like something most autistic people would do to normies given the position.

[Anonymous No.54704231]

>>54703593
That's it. I'm going to the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.54704297]

>>54704107
The issue is our ruling class only cares about materialistic shit, no one really believes in something beyond money and power. Elon sort of does but it's to fulfill his sci-fi larps.

[Anonymous No.54704336]

>>54704297
Yes, musk wants to go to Mars and explore the solar system, but he knows he won't be around to see it, that's why he's trying to merge with machines, and why glowies haven't executed him yet. People like Soros want eternal life as well so they put up with musk hoping he can merge man with machine and create essentially eternal life for the elite. Otherwise, musk would be dead already

[Anonymous No.54704351]

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UDlgdHD8O0

[Anonymous No.54704421]

>>54704336
BCIs a shit. I'm uploading myself into a computer.

[Anonymous No.54704432]

>>54704336
>Yes, musk wants to go to Mars
He's going for the civ6 science victory, while gates has gone for domination victory, and bezos has gone for cultural victory

[Anonymous No.54704505]

>>54703448
hawkish fed commentary is not

[Anonymous No.54704535]

>>54697972
>file deleted
why though? it wasn't even NSFW

[Anonymous No.54704599]

>>54704535
All boards' jannies have been comped. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54704659]

whos the anon with that chatgp set up?

i need estimates on TSLA by eow..

[Anonymous No.54704736]

>>54704659
The middle class is dying, and poor people hate tsla. As a tesla owner you're a serf tied to your land. They track you if you leave. If you do not pay your carriage fees, the horse takes the carriage home. If you do pay your fees the carriages performance is degraded quickly over 4 years. Its like calling a phone an investment.

[Anonymous No.54704771]

wat mean? why would people keep buying 1 month bills instead of 3 month? they think the gov. is going to default or something?

[Anonymous No.54704786]

>>54704771
Banks are spooked by interest rate risk now so they're clammoring over the shortest duration possible.

[Anonymous No.54704802]

>>54704771
>The economy is fine
I think it's over in June.

[Anonymous No.54704814]

>>54704771
>they think the gov. is going to default or something?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54704844]

>>54704771
if rates rise, dollar goes up simple as. During a deflation event as we're having holding specie is the best action. Cant buy cheapies with 3 month bonds need cash now

[Anonymous No.54704857]

>>54704771
Wait a sec, if the govt shuts down does that mean that treasuries can't be redeemed at maturity?

[Anonymous No.54704886]

>>54704771
If the banks weren't so stable and secure, they couldn't afford to buy all those bills.

[Anonymous No.54704904]

>>54701352
Clown world so it’ll probably pump a little this week, but after that it’s finally over. Either way I wouldn’t buy it

[Anonymous No.54704939]

Forexbros what's the move today

[Anonymous No.54704957]

>>54704939
all in on IQD

[Anonymous No.54705057]

Why are they rolling back on child labor laws? I thought our economy is strong with a strong work force with low unemployment?

[Anonymous No.54705074]

Dividends more like poopidends.

[Anonymous No.54705089]

>>54704844
Government default is not a deflation event. This means that a significant part of the Fed's assets will depreciate, which means less backing of the dollar. Historically, it's a massive inflation event.

>>54704857
>if the govt shuts down does that mean that treasuries can't be redeemed at maturity?
They may start selling assets like gold from reserves to do so. You could expect a gold price dump or at least large volatility soon.

[Anonymous No.54705094]

>>54705074
Buyb-ACK!s

[Anonymous No.54705096]

>>54704771
can we seriously not have 1 thread without antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.54705097]

>>54704904
BBBY will definitely pump on Monday. Chapter 11 bankruptcy is unironically bullish (I know it sounds ridiculous) because it means they aren't closing their doors, at least not yet.

[Anonymous No.54705107]

>>54705097
they are going to liquidate inventory with no future plan in place and no one to give them the millions the wanted to avoid liquidating they are fucked

[Anonymous No.54705118]

ChatSMG,

what's the difference between pharmaceutical and biotechnology companies?

[Anonymous No.54705139]

>>54705118
Learn investment memes.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/033115/what-difference-between-biotechnology-company-and-pharmaceutical-company.asp

[Anonymous No.54705149]

>>54705118

[Anonymous No.54705158]

[Anonymous No.54705188]

>>54702581
Won't they have to have a positive eps first? Do you have a 30 year window

[Anonymous No.54705198]

i will be baking

hopefully janny-chan doesnt delete my photo for the 3rd time

[Anonymous No.54705268]

my toasted sandwich maker keeps burning my toasties lads, any stocks for this feel?

[Anonymous No.54705300]

>>54705198
its animes fault for being so sexy

[Anonymous No.54705301]

>>54705268
did you spray it with oil or butter it nigga?

[Anonymous No.54705313]

>>54705301
usually i just butter the outsides of the bread and havent had a problem

[Anonymous No.54705336]

>>54704535
>using a random off topic image for the op
Why though?

[Anonymous No.54705355]

>>54705300

[Anonymous No.54705382]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.54705405]

>>54705089
Didn't say it was. We're undergoing deflation now. The world is interconnected so its a World deflation. Governments have been printing to avoid the issue. But every now an again a small country goes belly up. Venezuela, Argentina, Brazil.
This time its Ukraine.
The countrys are inflating but the populace production field is shrinking as the crash occurs. The boomers have only begun to shrug, and the weight of the world falls upon the Xoomers and Millenials. The US economic knees are buckling. but we had knees, and the rest of the world is a mascerated corpse we've been dragging along. Force projection and enforcement of contracts dwindle and counterparty risk surges once more.

[Anonymous No.54705407]

>>54705382
what if you don't want to sell your stocks?
that would be like deleting your pokemon from Bill's PC

[Anonymous No.54705429]

>>54705382
Or I can just keep them and they can pay me every month like a landlord.

[Anonymous No.54705434]

>>54705405
>We're undergoing deflation now
Cashgang bros...

[Anonymous No.54705444]

>>54705158
so chase and citi and the other board members are making moves on other central banks for inflation and or value capture.

[Anonymous No.54705446]

>>54705407
If you prefer the shares to the cash, then of course you shouldn't sell any shares. It's like when a stock pays a cash dividend that you don't want, so you use it to buy more shares.

[Anonymous No.54705471]

where do we open

[Anonymous No.54705487]

>>54705429
Sure. In an efficient market, a stock doesn't need to pay any dividends for you to be paid regularly like a landlord. The market value will increase as the company gets cash flow.

[Anonymous No.54705502]

>>54705382
>If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.
That sucks when the market is low though. Sequence of returns risk n shiet

[Anonymous No.54705529]

>>54705382
>>54705407
>>54705429
>>54705502
sell weekly covered calls

[Anonymous No.54705530]

>>54705434
>>54705471
I think the better question is when do we get rid of coins
So a big deflation soon. Followed by a restructuring globally. lets say a decade for the wars to shake out.
I think we're very close to taking out the penny.
in 15 years pennies will be gone.

[Anonymous No.54705557]

>>54705502
Yeah, and a dividend feels just as bad in that situation (so you'd use the dividend to buy more shares).

[Anonymous No.54705555]

>>54705487
They pay dividends because they have nothing productive to do with the incoming cash as their business has reached saturation. They can make no more money by investing that money into things or making more product. Think coca cola. Making another factory will not make them more money, it will lose it, because there is already enough coke everywhere. So they return the value the produce to shareholders in the form of dividends, and their unlikely to see any capital gains, and investors want returns on their investment.

[Anonymous No.54705573]

>>54705487
>crab market
retard
>>54705529
need 100 shares for that

[Anonymous No.54705600]

>>54705573
>100 shares
CBOE is working on micro options to fleece retail EVEN HARDER

[Anonymous No.54705629]

>>54705600
>micro options

[Anonymous No.54705642]

>>54705555
Checked. Yes, a company can hit a point where further growing the company is simply not a good use of its cash. Dividends and stock buybacks are great in these situations. Sometimes paying down debt or making an acquisition are good options too. It doesn't have to be a dividend.

[Anonymous No.54705649]

should i buy myself a little treat?

[Anonymous No.54705674]

>>54705573
Even in a crab market, investors price in a company's cash.

[Anonymous No.54705688]

>>54705649
if you havent made at least 10% gains in the last month, then no, you havent earned it.

[Anonymous No.54705694]

>>54705600
>0.71 shares 5 10:35am expiry please.

[Anonymous No.54705699]

>>54705649
Fuck it bro yolo.

[Anonymous No.54705700]

>>54705688
After factoring in 3% daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.54705720]

>>54705699
>This was a huge scandal in 2009
How far we've come.

[Anonymous No.54705753]

>>54705720
Swim high, get high medal counts.

[Anonymous No.54705770]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54705806]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.54705813]

>>54705770
>no futures
It's over.

[Anonymous No.54705833]

Tricked! I'm not baking.

[Anonymous No.54705842]

>>54705336
90-95% of images on the board are "off-topic"

[Anonymous No.54705858]

>>54705842
That isn't even true.
But also justifying being a nigger just because you're surrounded by niggers is nigger behaviour.

[Anonymous No.54705862]

>>54705336
get a real job, loser. If no one will hire you for pay, at least get a productive hobby or something

[Anonymous No.54705884]

>>54704771
it means they are too retarded to just let HOOD give them
FOUR POINT FOUR PERCENT
ON UNINVESTED CASH
THAT IS SITTING THERE WAITING
FOR YOU TO PULL THE TRIGGER
AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE
ON
A
TRADE

[Anonymous No.54705889]

>>54705862
Are you about to cry?

[Anonymous No.54705892]

banking

[Anonymous No.54705897]

>>54705842
The jannies don't want you to know this but there's a loophole where you can post any image you want and as long as you say >Futures it makes it on topic and there's nothing they can do about it. If too many people got word of this it'd be Armageddon.

[Anonymous No.54705908]

>>54704939
Slurp the Egyptian Pound.

[Anonymous No.54705921]

>>54705897
I also heard that if you can get the janny to say its name backwards minus the first letter, it'll give you a free lunch special

[Anonymous No.54705925]

>>54705833
I expected that


>>54705915
>>54705915
>>54705915

>>54705915
>>54705915
>>54705915

[Anonymous No.54705926]

wanking

[Anonymous No.54705929]

>>54705889
Seriously. It's nice getting paid for working. And if you apply the same amount of time, effort, and dedication as you to do micromanaging an online imageboard you could easily move up and make decent money. Try it out.

[Anonymous No.54705943]

>>54705929
How much does seething online pay?

[Anonymous No.54705955]

>>54705943
I'm trying to help you.

[Anonymous No.54705975]

>>54705955
I'm sure you tell yourself that a lot.