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54692381 No.54692381 [Reply] [Original]

>Go to the bank
>''Can i withdraw 800 bucks''
>''What do need it for''

>> No.54692398

>>54692381
yeah that's just the usual police state security theater.

>> No.54692410

>>54692381
If it's a guy, it's suspicious. If it's a girl, she's flirting.

>> No.54692420

dont believe you

>> No.54692431

>>54692420
i believe this happened to me, well under the $10k reporting threshold. but this could just be a schizophrenic false memory -- i can't say with certainty.

>> No.54692443

>>54692410
this. I missed a prime opportunity when I withdrew $5k for a car. The chick was giving me the eyes and asked what I was doing later. My stupid Fucking Faggot Autism got in the way.

>> No.54692450

>>54692381
I can tell you that in Israel the bank will defiantly will ask you what for

>> No.54692462

So what did you needed it for?

>> No.54692470

>>54692381
its actually the standard in africa. youre not even allowed to transact more than $1000 for the whole month or sth ridiculous. all that is changing now with crypto. long KFC, watermelon gummies, air jordans. short central banks.

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54692503

>>54692381
>go to the Bank
>withdraw 4000€ from the ATM
>nobody cares
>go the next day withdraw 5000€
>nobody cares

>> No.54692505

>>54692381
describe how you lost a bet about having an orgasm after eating cabbage and not shitting in your wife's face. explain how the strands were only partially digested and how they kept getting stuck in her teeth and how you can't get the smell of the viscous sticky liquid out of your nails and the room still smells even though you cleaned up the slime and can't figure for the life of you where the smell is coming from. explain to them how poop has a slightly clay like flavor and how the smell isn't that bad once you get over it and how it's a little gritty. especially how it sort of smears before it sticks to your teeth as you squished it against the front of them. then ask if they have your 800 dollarodoos

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>>54692505
LMAO bro you are sick in the head kekin RN