What listening to Sam Hyde gets you

[Anonymous No.54692005]

DO NOT FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS SHIT ADVICE
>just max out all your cards
>just buy shit on credit and don't pay them lmao
>just don't answer the phone
>just put on an act and pretend you don't have the cash, they'll settle and you'll be all good
>it's just your credit score faggot, what can it do to you??
I'll tell you what actually happens to someone as fucking stupid as me who thinks this shit is a good idea.
>be me
>read about debtmaxxing online
>read out that if I can convince a company to settle, I can steal from them and my credit score is A-OK because they literally agreed to it
>moneyprintergoesbrrr.jpg
>figure it's just free money as long as I'm slick enough to outjew the jew
>forget one small problem
>the jew has a lot of experience being the jew
Yeah, it turns out it's not so fucking easy doing this shit IRL and I guarantee you Sam Hyde has not fucking done any of this shit he brags about.
It turns out when you buy fancy shit on credit to impress dumb zoomettes for long enough to get them naked, and dump credit cards into crypto and claim you made a loss and now you can't pay off the loan, when you get them to settle, these companies want EVERY FUCKING DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE
You basically get margin called except there are people who come over to your house, who get your bank involved, who start taking shit you bought legitimately, and you have to bend over and financially goatse yourself so they can see every fucking thing you bought for your entire life, so the cute little
>ah geez dood, 3 dollahs?
gets some faggot in a suit investigating literally every fucking aspect of your life.
Words cannot express how fucking much I hate Sam fucking Hyde and his credmaxx tough guy larp, this nigger can just go suck his dad's dick for more cash, he has no fucking clue what he's on about
>just take out a second mortgage for calls on bitcoin lmao
go fuck yourself you fat retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.54692022]

>>54692005
Wait, you actually fell for that meme?
Lmao!

[Anonymous No.54692057]

Wait you're telling me an internet comedian whose only audience is people who find him "based" is just a retard who talks out of his ass to seem "based"?

[Anonymous No.54692074]

>comparing 2023 economic landscape to 2018

[Anonymous No.54692079]

i guess you can credmaxx if you can beat a 19% apr but good luck with that now, 2020 was the golden mega bullrun where this advice might have worked, party is over

[Anonymous No.54692088]

>>54692005
Did you not realize this was a joke?

[Anonymous No.54692095]

>>54692005
>Listening to a guy who thinks spitting is funny for financial advise

I never say this, but YNGMI

[Anonymous No.54692099]

>>54692088
I worry about /biz/ buying link and thinking jokes are fiduciary advice

[Anonymous No.54692111]

>>54692005
I mean what can they actually do? Are they going to reposes all the junk I bought?

[Anonymous No.54692112]

OK THIS IS LEGENDARY!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54692122]

>>54692005
Are you retarded? Sam Hyde is a comedian. Granted, not a very good one. But he is satirizing the self-help guru industry by deliberating giving out absurdly self-destructive advice. Did you think Colbert was a real rightwinger too?

[Anonymous No.54692139]

>debt gets sold to collector
>Never answer phone
What's so hard about this. Done it and so have a bunch of people I know. This post glows

[Anonymous No.54692143]

>buy fancy shit on credit to impress dumb zoomettes
Absolute nigger.
> there are people who come over to your house
Only if you are retarded. can banks issue warrants? NO. YOU let them in. YOU.
YOU fucked this shit up.

[Anonymous No.54692146]

>>54692005
the guy is literally putting on a reality TV show where the whole point is he gives fake advice to retards to see what happens

[Anonymous No.54692156]

>>54692005
Sam Hyde is an entertainer. He isn’t your surrogate daddy or big brother giving you special insights into life. Rock stars can get away with drinking and doing drugs “all the time” and even that is exaggerated, because they make 7 figures a year. You, an associate at Walmart, “partying like a rock star” is pathetic. You guys all worshipped Lauren Southern as some model of white preservation and the ho was banging black guys one after the other. These people are fake.

[Anonymous No.54692183]

>>54692057
>>54692111
he's a fucking faggot plain and simple, literally his entire
>lemme sit down in the dark and drop some wisdom on the kids, i'll smoke a cigar, they'll fuckin love it
is so fucking disconnected from reality it's not funny
>be me
>have rich friend from Italy, also thought Sam Hyde was funny
>Italianbro decides to rent out a bike for his last day here
>thought it would be funny to drive them into the ocean and then go home
>many keks had
>ask him how it's going few months later when he's back in Italy
>literally nothing happened, they just never chased it up with him
>be me
>think I could do that
>decide to get into debtmaxxing
>sent my money overseas to a friend to keep safe after i get card approved
>fuck with some options on credit (successfully, I made money off this)
>take crypto off exchange
>say i can't pay it back because my money is gone
>they literally turn my bank details inside out
>friend is now in trouble too, also furious at me even though he agreed to the whole thing and thought it was great at the start
>>54692139
no you haven't you fucking faggot, they literally WILL NOT SETTLE without combing over every detail of your life

[Anonymous No.54692205]

>>54692183
So you are saying you are bad at hiding money, they traced it by simply looking at your bank and this is somehow not your fault? fantastic
Research a topic before doing this kind of stuff, nigger.
t.professional bank payment refuser

[Anonymous No.54692208]

>>54692005
He's a professional troll. And you LISTENED to him?!? Holeeeee fuck you genuinely have a smooth brain don't you? When someone tells you to commit fraud, you don't actually do it unless you're retarded. Kek.

[Anonymous No.54692225]

I hope someone makes a thread about what listening to Nick Rochefort gets you too, but at least that guy has dialed back the "they don't build 'em like they used to" nonsense

[Anonymous No.54692465]

>>54692005
>there are people who come over to your house
rent a small one room apartment instead, throw a matress in the corner and pretend to live there.
keep all your stuff somewhere else.
>and you have to bend over and financially goatse yourself
do all your business in CASH. they cant trace that.
also pretend to be a drug addict, alcoholic or something.
they send some guy to investigate you open the door completely shitfaced with 3 other guys in the room smoking from a self made bong
nobody will bother to look further

[Anonymous No.54692538]

>>54692005
>get massive loan
>leave country
>never pay it back
You did it wrong you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.54692602]

>>54692005
You are making shit up. I have like $20k in debt right now and have not made a single payment in nearly a year. No one comes to my house. I even still bank at the same bank where over half that credit came from and they don't do anything about it. Literally the only thing that happens is a few phone calls a week, which i don't answer, and mail, which i promptly throw away without opening.

[Anonymous No.54692756]

DebtMaxx chads win again

[Anonymous No.54693306]

>>54692183
I'm not saying to do any financial crimes. Just spend on frivalous things like gaming computers and vacations. Nothing shady or scammy. They can't repo vacations and my premium computer can they?

[Anonymous No.54693337]

>>54692183
It sounds like you missed the key part which is to not respond or acknowledge their communication

[Anonymous No.54693366]

>>54693337
Yeah OP. Do it right next time, ya goober.

[Anonymous No.54693369]

I suppose >>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.54693372]

>>54692005
Don't forget
>Sam gets popular with "based" redpilled zoomers from boxing
>suddenly throws his neet paypig audience away

[Anonymous No.54693381]

>>54692005
Holy shit! This is funnier than the original meme Oh anon, you poor fucking fool.

[Anonymous No.54693387]

Yall posting in a troll thread. If you did even 10 minutes of research into debt collection companies you would realize this.

[Anonymous No.54693392]

>>54692005
a modern day hemmingway if hemmingway couldn't write and was instead trained on fyad posts

[Anonymous No.54693471]

You're full of it, unless you're dealing with Discover or Synchrony Bank. Those fuckers will sue and they hate negotiating.

[Anonymous No.54693540]

>>54692005
I don't understand. You are retarded and you are responsible for it? I saw a video of a guy taking a machete to his balls. If I showed you that would you try that? You probably would.

[Anonymous No.54693624]

>>54693387
Troll thread or are the banks getting worried about this meme? You decide!

[Anonymous No.54693707]

>>54692602
>>54693387
>>54693471
I'm convinced that this board is full of retards who have no fucking clue making up bullshit about money they don't have.
I encourage you fucking underage retards to go and try settling debt for less than the amount you owe without them combing through your finances. Go and give it a go you fucking morons. You're sitting herre larping as Mr Internet Tough Guy "look at me I just walked away with thousands of dollars and covinced people to accept only $6 in return just like my obese landwhale daddy Sam fucking Hyde," yeah good luck faggots, if companies worked like that then they'd be out of business you fucking idiots, since EVERYONE WOULD STEAL FROM THEM IF THEY SETTLED WITHOUT PROOF
I'm talking to literal children here just namedropping companies and shit they think makes them sound grownup or something
>>54693337
>negotiate a settlement without communicating with them
oh ok let me just fire up my fucking ESP powers and telepathically tell them I'll pay them $5 for a $5000 debt, yeah that'll work
nigger

[Anonymous No.54693844]

>if you don't have 7figs by x age it's over
>if you aren't a master of your progession by 30 it's over

If I listened to this guy's advice I'd have probably roped by now. I went back to uni at 29 and life's finally making an upturn. Sam is pretty funny, but his life advice is shit and pure doomer

[Anonymous No.54693910]

>>54692005
>just don't answer the phone
Did you answer the phone? Did you wait for it to go to collectors?

[Anonymous No.54693920]

>>54692465
> Doesn't know that landlords could check your credit info/History
>doesn't know that if you're a wagie creditors can garnish them

Sam and the people in this thread are the last people I'd trust with finance. It's all theoretical and none of you put any of this into action. It's like some action movie that you've dreamed up in your head.

[Anonymous No.54693978]

I buy everything with credit buuuuut I always pay it off. I enjoy denying banks their interest. Though they are probably making money off my transactions themselves. Anyways, don't spend more than you can afford retards.

[Anonymous No.54693991]

>>54693707
Youre supposed to agree on a payment plan first and then not pay multiple times and thus arrange for another payment plan and then after years of ignoring collections, offer a small lump sum, and thats ALL you tell them about. If you follow their process then yes they are going to take you for all your worth, put the sam hyde voice back and just keep repeating “look its this $4,000 and i dont know how do this thing youre asking me to do”. The jig ends once you start playing their tune

[Anonymous No.54694026]

>>54692465
Debt maxxing is ez, becomes, Debt maxxing is a 2nd job

[Anonymous No.54694037]

>>54692005
>You basically get margin called except there are people who come over to your house, who get your bank involved, who start taking shit you bought legitimately
why did u let them in, u didnt have to allow them entrance

[Anonymous No.54694090]

>>54692005
>Answering the door
Retard, he clearly says don't talk to anyone but the IRS. If you just shut the fuck up, they will shuffle money around and then "forget" about your loans.
>Buying things to impress zoomertes
Retard
>Some faggit in a suit investigating your life
Again, what they fuck are they going to do besides ask you to pay. Just say no. If you are scared of social contact why the fuck would you do any of this?
You fucking glow you hand warmer.

[Anonymous No.54694113]

>>54692005
>he talked to creditors
this is where you fucked up retard. you arent supposed to answer any phone calls from numbers you do not recognize

[FOREX ANON No.54694120]

shut up and read
https://esotericawakening.com/spiritual-economics-clobber-bureaucrats

dont make another post in this shit hole until you do

[FOREX ANON No.54694134]

I can teach anyone how to curb stomp the jew and have them never call you again. If you are interested reply back. But I am not going to waste my time with mouth breathers

[Anonymous No.54694146]

>>54694134
teach me how to impregnate freya sir

[Anonymous No.54694185]

>>54694134
Interested

[Anonymous No.54694198]

>>54693707
I haven't tried to settle shit you dumb fag, all i said was i have $20k debt and i don't respond to any of their contact attempts, and that literally nothing has happened to me for it.

[Anonymous No.54694208]

>Following Sam Hyde's advice
I mean, at least Tate nut huggers can see the guy had some money and women, Hyde has fuck all.

[Anonymous No.54694228]

>>54692005
>>just max out all your cards
>>just buy shit on credit and don't pay them lmao
>>just don't answer the phone
>>just put on an act and pretend you don't have the cash, they'll settle and you'll be all good
>>it's just your credit score faggot, what can it do to you??
already did and moved to a different country u kike cuckhold fuck u go back to plebbit with ur gay advice literally nobody asked

[FOREX ANON No.54694283]

>>54694185
read the book I linked, when you finish it leave a comment on the website letting me know you have finished and we can move to step 2

[Anonymous No.54694291]

>>54694283
but what about freya

[Anonymous No.54694324]

>>54692005


You were supposed to debtmaxxx AFTER passing your deeds/shit to anyone you trust (family member) IDIOT

No one can force you to pay anything back
no one can take anything from you (read the advice)

also you're supposed to throw away everything at stocks or crypto for greater gains or a house idk so you don't have to work anymore if anything fails (INVESTING IN SOMETHING) Not spending the money on stupid shit like cars, Plasma tvs, nintendo gayms and stuff

But also have in mind..you CAN ONLY do this if you don't have anything else to lose and you don't care about goy score...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY
You can wait at least 3 years for the debt to be sold to collectors...
You don't have to pay them either..
but if you want..you can negotiate to pay %10 of total of the debt


TL:DR If you are going to debtmaxxx, invest in something
DUMB APE

[FOREX ANON No.54694332]

>>54694291
freya doesnt like twinks

[Anonymous No.54694347]

>>54694332
Excuse me? I have grown beer belly since the last threads

[Anonymous No.54694395]

>>54692005
sam hyde is a trust fund baby and you took his joke advice you fucking imbecile

[Anonymous No.54694416]

>>54694395
>joke advice
yeah tell impressionable zoomers with drug problems to max out your credit then rent a car and crash it cause lol

[Anonymous No.54694424]

>>54694416
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN
u need to go back

[Anonymous No.54694431]

>>54693624
Is this a recruitement ad for the IRS? I want to be IRS-chan and sodomized by Monero and shitcoinero.

[Anonymous No.54694442]

>>54694424
sam pays his zoomer wiggers enough to fuel their drug habits and tells other people to stop doing drugs he's a hypocrite and fishtank really showed how big his nose is

[Anonymous No.54694459]

>>54692005
>it's just your credit score faggot, what can it do to you??
Well, if its too high, apparently it can cost you moar when buying a house

[Anonymous No.54694476]

>>54694442
>tells other people to stop doing drugs
i must have missed that, but you really do care too much.

[Anonymous No.54694482]

>>54692005
>It turns out when you buy fancy shit on credit to impress dumb zoomettes for long enough to get them naked
You are supposed to buy actual assets and transfer ownership of those assets to Businesses and Trusts so that when they come to take your shit you literally own nothing to take.

[Anonymous No.54694592]

OP is trolling guys, no one is actually this dumb

[Anonymous No.54694627]

Why didn't you put the money into XMR and move to another country retard? Or even just sell all your shit, buy XMR and wait until they stop investigating you?

[Anonymous No.54694640]

>>54692156
>You guys all worshipped Lauren Southern as some model of white preservation and the ho was banging black guys one after the other.

Never heard of her outside of people like you seething about how horrid she is

[Anonymous No.54694652]

>>54694592
>no one is actually this dumb
Uhm, yes lots of people are.
When I was a 17 year old dumb zoomer I really wanted something and I asked the internet for advice and they told me not to do it and I didn't do it. I should have done it. Some people have a cucked mentality where they do anything people tell them to and have no spine. I wouldn't do retard shit like debtmaxx, but if OP had a spine and didn't do it because an influencer said so he would have probably used his brain and not let people into his house and taking all his shit just because they said so.

[Anonymous No.54694969]

>>54692005

You were supposed to max it out on assets not spend it like a jiggaboo

I debt maxed, jewed the banks, and the ABSOLUTE WORST that can happen is somehow (and I don't even know how bc there's no debtors prison where I live) they force me to pay it back. Which is fine, because pretty much every asset on earth increased in value over last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.54695078]

>>54694969
even if you went all in on csgo skins you'd be 100000x better of having debt maxxed and gamed the jews

[Anonymous No.54695102]

>>54692005
he made it with debtmaxing but he also bought the bottom. most people can't time markets for shit.

[Anonymous No.54695160]

>>54695102
You can do it in a low-interest environment (when Sam did it), then use it in a deep value investment type strategy. You can also pay the money back at your convenience.
The catch is you need to be smart, this filters out 99% of people.

Trying to pull this type of shit now, at peak interest rate time is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

[Anonymous No.54695546]

>>54694134
I'm interested, anon.

[Anonymous No.54697023]

>>54694283
just share the beans so I can download it and keep it, i already got the book but wont be able to read it for a while

[Anonymous No.54697051]

>trusts gritting fat Jew "comedian"
>commits credit card fraud
This is why you lurk for 2 years so you don't go ahead and fall for the memes.

[Pay Up No.54697670]

>>54692005
>It turns out when you buy fancy shit on credit to impress dumb zoomettes for long enough to get them naked
unequivocally ngmi

[Anonymous No.54698278]

>>54692139
exactly this. the part about the "ah geez dood" meme is that answering the phone in the first place actually fucks you. acknowledging the debt allows the debt collector to renew the debt information as good, and up to date. your 7 year expiration date clock starts over. if its a coup[le thousand, never answer the phone. sometimes you don't even have to wait 7 years, keep reporting the information as inaccurate via a credit report website. it will come back as accurate a few times, but keep doing it and they will eventually fold and it will fall off.
nearlly all of Sam's advice is horrible. he's funny, but makes terrible life decisions and is emotionally insecure. the only thing valuable is his broad stroke "learn a skill" and "take care of yourself" advice but you can get that from any random boomer

[Anonymous No.54698701]

>>54692005
Hahahaha you couldn't even follow his advice correctly

[Anonymous No.54698748]

is there any real reason to not debtmaxx hard as fuck, put it all into crypto and move overseas? assuming you dont really want to ever come back of course.

[Anonymous No.54698784]

>>54697051
kek, this ;(

[Anonymous No.54698870]

Dude was smoking cigars in a trailer park I don't know what more of a cue you neededa non.

[Anonymous No.54699791]

>>54692005
kek did you buy his NFTs too anon? retard

[Anonymous No.54699822]

>>54694228
Yotsuba has no anime, she's in a manga. Ironic weebs like you do not belong on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.54699838]

>>54692005
God bless you OP

>>54692022
A surprising amount of people think Sam Hyde dispels wisdom.

[Anonymous No.54699876]

>>54692005
I wont insult you because youre jew and nigger aware but yea your mistake was ever answering your phone, after 7 years they cant collect. Also thanks for the tip, next time what you do is move your shit out of your house so they cant take it. Just be like sold everything already.

[Anonymous No.54700077]

max your credit card into things that will make you money.

[Anonymous No.54700132]

>>54698748
I dont get it why does she go mad

[Anonymous No.54700157]

>>54692005
>just go into hiding for several years
He fell for it br3h!
>shaka'brah.jpeng

[Anonymous No.54701998]

>>54694395
the sad part is that the advice actually works, op is just giga retarded. you have to wait for it to be sold to someone who bought it for pennies on the dollar and thus will profit from the 10% lump sum.

[Anonymous No.54704103]

did not read a single word in your wall of text but

an objective truth is communist faggots are around 50 percent of the population, and biden just made housing cheaper for people with bad credit

that that is a tangible thing that just happened in which you aren't punished for shit credit

[Anonymous No.54704141]

>>54692079
We unironically just need to cool off before the next rally

[Anonymous No.54704262]

>>54698748
You aren't going to get a big enough loan to retire on to do that

[Anonymous No.54704472]

>>54692005
The best advice, get on cryptos with decentralized IDs and rights.

[Anonymous No.54704930]

>>54692005
well you do this but you actually pay on time

just use 0% balance transfer offers with 12-24 month payback windows

you can do this to buy dips with more money not otherwise available, assuming you plan to pay back before the ultimate due date

people do this exact thing but with real estate as well its not free money on the table you just need to develop credit score

i currently have an additional 60-70k USD of crypto doing this i plan to pay back by the end of the year

it seemed like a bottom a few months ago so i bought

[Anonymous No.54705048]

>>54692005
>when you get them to settle, these companies want EVERY FUCKING DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE
Why would you tell them the truth you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.54705090]

>>54692005
Sam Hyde's advice is miles better than his place. Too many people think their advice is good because they're some good wagie career faggots, so they're qualified or something.

[Anonymous No.54705361]

>>54693707
>I'm convinced that this board is full of retards who have no fucking clue making up bullshit about money they don't have.
It took you this long to figure that out?

[Anonymous No.54706522]

>>54692005
Isn't this man a comedian? Why would anyone take financial advice from this guy, lmao.

[Anonymous No.54707480]

>>54694228
>little girl cartoon
Been on this stupid website 15 years now and still never once saw an anime. I knew even as a 13 y/o that shit was for faggots

[Anonymous No.54707537]

>>54692005
Fuck you. Fishtank is the show of a generation.

[Anonymous No.54707704]

>>54692005
>comedian uploads video
>flippantly portrays various scenarios in a funny way
>wow this totally isn't comedy, its serious advice
lmao
americans

[Anonymous No.54707790]

>follows advice from internet comedian

[Anonymous No.54707820]

>>54707790
>>54707704
Hyde actually did do this stuff though, he didnt spell it all out but he clearly leased an expensive high end truck only to drive the fuck out of it, into the ground and then turned around and leased another shitbox, which he also drove like a maniac and ran it into the ground for shits. Hes not paying them back and clearly planned to.

[Anonymous No.54707855]

>>54692005
Dude literally in the same discussion your picture is from the other guy tells you that the consequences of doing this means you'll be homeless and consider a toilet a a luxury.

[Anonymous No.54708576]

>>54694640
And yet, there you are, the only person bothering to comment about her. You’re so stupid, I had to give you a (you).

[Anonymous No.54708894]

>>54692005
there's no way you actually went
>FiVE DOLLAHS?

[Anonymous No.54709079]

>>54700132
for 10k yen you get to fuck the reimu anon, shrine maidens are known for prostitutions
imagine being able to fuck a nun if you donated a thousand bucks to a convent

[Anonymous No.54709157]

We're in what they call a "credit crunch". Financial institutions are no longer tripping over themselves to lend you money. They want their money back now. Things change nigga.

[Anonymous No.54709215]

>>54692005
>taking advice from Sam Hyde he made as a meme is bad
Yeah no fucking shit

[Anonymous No.54709251]

>>54692005
Wait, the absurdist comedy video wasn't legitimate financial advice?

[Anonymous No.54709325]

>>54694120
Thank you Anon.
>>54697023
Seconding this Anon I'm a slow reader.

[Anonymous No.54709475]

>>54709251
He never said "this is not financial advice"

[Anonymous No.54709966]

>>54692005
Did you do the voice? You have to do the voice or it won't work.

[Anonymous No.54710027]

>>54694198
They didnt come to your door?
>>54693991
Exactly, the fag played by their rules. I wouldn't debtmax myself but you need to be able to BS and tell people stories like Sam if you are gonna get anywhere. The guy is some retard probably pissed his pants trying it too

[Anonymous No.54710057]

>>54692005
>DO NOT FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS SHIT ADVICE
Too late, already getting sued by multiple credit card companies

[Anonymous No.54710064]

>>54709079
No way, they do that?!?

[Anonymous No.54710133]

>>54692005
Wasn't DEBTMAXX a shitpost screencap that already existed

[Anonymous No.54710142]

>>54710027
I'll say it's 900% easier to do this with medical than anything else. As long as you can give SOMETHING that gets you the procedure you need, they will tolerate literally any kind of payment plan you allow.
>t. Had surgery in 2006 that I pay about $3.50 a month for (yes literally tree fiddy) and will likely continue paying this into the year 2040.

[Anonymous No.54710333]

>>54710064
nah not as much nowadays, its a historical thing.

[Anonymous No.54710425]

>>54692005
Do you have dark skin? Or the average IQ of someone with dark skin?

[Anonymous No.54710682]

>>54692139
Completely this

[Anonymous No.54710692]

>>54692465
This
>>54693920
You are a retard. Where do you think people with bad credit live? They rent. Find a slumlord willng to rent. Not that hard

[Anonymous No.54711120]

>>54692005
>>54693707
>>54692183
kek. you get what you fucking deserve OP. protip, before going on insane risky ventures based on a dudes advice, maybe check their background? I like sams stuff but the guy should not be handing out advice. his parents are rich and bankrolled him through art school and he got lucky with some crypto and a bet on trump winning in 2016. hes the literal definition of 'failing upwards'. he knows how to make a funny skit and pull a good grift NOW sure, the guys life is basically a joke/miracle when you look at it. if he wasnt lucky enough to have attracted a fanbase of autistic retards, he would be flat broke.
seriously though, you didnt have any second thoughts before taking out credit card loans to buy crypto? I doubt you would have made it far in life, no matter what your credit score is.

[Anonymous No.54711358]

>>54699791
NFTs would turn out to be good investments anon depending on the ones you accumulate. I have also spotted innovation in a few like the Seekers which would be used as nodes on a decentralised communication platform.

[Anonymous No.54711432]

>>54692005
You didnt tell them a fuckin story did you anon? You were supposed to tell them a 20 minute story

[Anonymous No.54711465]

>>54692005
Did you tell them about your leg, bro?

[Anonymous No.54711513]

>>54692183
the fact you use >be me proves your a fag

[Anonymous No.54711623]

>>54694283
>>54694120
>>54694120
>>54694283
It's sovereign citizen bullshit "I'm not going to create a contract with you by telling you my name!" "only contract law exists" what tripe thanks for wasting my time faggot. Even if the absurdly spurious reasoning was correct it's not going to stop you from getting shot by police they don't give a fuck if the flag has gold tassel around it or whether or not you view them as being a part of maritime law or whatever stupid bullshit you pull out of your ass dumb mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.54711686]

>>54692111
Yes, they will take literally everything you have or sue you for a judgment then garnish your wages forever. If you threaten bankruptcy maybe they will settle but filing bankruptcy might be the only option. Consult a bankruptcy lawyer

[Anonymous No.54711688]

>>54693991
>Youre supposed to agree on a payment plan first and then not pay multiple times and thus arrange for another payment plan and then after years of ignoring collections

Doesnt work; they have your bank account details and can force a payment if they want

[Anonymous No.54711719]

>>54692143
>YOU let them in. YOU.
>YOU fucked this shit up.
He probably got scared halfway through

[Anonymous No.54711730]

>>54694120
Does this work ineurope? Every shithole country got different laws here.

[Anonymous No.54711762]

>>54710425
No, probably yes.

[Anonymous No.54712058]

>>54692005
>>54692183
>steal money
>get mad when you're caught
You are a nigger

[Anonymous No.54712987]

>father debtmaxx
>he's kinda person that even if you give him a mil he'll spend it in a week
>make it, during college thanks to crypto, 7 figs
>father asks for help for his debt
>nope.jpeg
>tell him if he wants to buy anything i can register it to one of my companies
>tell him to give my number to debt collectors
>when they call basically i'm trolling the fuck of them on the phone
>"listen hun i can buy that company you work rn, i can even promote you to the ceo"
>"my father used to beat me with his belt *sobs*
>"Sir if you find him give me his address i already have my ak47 ready"
>yell "NAAANI" like an autist out of no where


idk maybe i'm a psycho but i've some fun trolling debt collectors. and actually dated & fucked one of the lawyers.

[Anonymous No.54713027]

>>54692005
Put me in the Reddit screencap

[Anonymous No.54713780]

>>54692074
this. technically if you followed his advice at the time you'd have outfinanced the fucking credit agencies paid them off and kept the change but now this place is filled with zoomers and I used to be one of the few underage posters in 2018 but now I know the rest of you are my age and just as retarded it's not going to work because the crypto market will withdraw into itself once you all withdraw your linkies to pay fucking rent. Basically it's not sam hydes fault you didn't fucking listen at the time, obviously covid and inflation changes fucking everything permanently.
t. dumb zoomer retard who was browsing infinitychan aged 15 and put his student loan into link in 2019

[Anonymous No.54713848]

>>54692005
retard OP is retarded for taking financial advice from a literal professional larper