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>marry a 58 year old woman
>hold LINK for 10 years
>suck 4 dicks till they cum(no std, no need to swallow unless you want)
>every friday for 30 years you have to have a naughty phone call and make they cum cum

>> No.54690714

>>54690700
The first one’s fine by me, after sex shells cook and clean
>t. gilf enjoyer

>> No.54690740
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54690740

>>54690714
You can even have lots of conversations with her unlike zoomer zombies

>> No.54690746

>>54690740
And no condoms needed, imagine being taken care of by like it’s your grandma but also fucking her hot ass. You might hate it all you want but unless you want kids this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.54690755

>>54690700
1

>> No.54690893

>>54690700
>marry a 58 year old woman
Since you didn’t stipulate the rules I choose this and either get divorced immediately or just go directly from the altar to the gas station to “buy a pack of cigarettes” and never return.

>> No.54690928

>>54690700
I marry the old lady

>> No.54690945

I'm already holding a link stack and wont sell even after 10 years. I will have more than 3.5 mil easily in a couple years anyway.

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54690946

>>54690700
Well I've already held for 5.5 years, what's another 4.5?

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54690960

>>54690700
>suck 4 dicks till they cum
I'd do this for free

>> No.54691339

>>54690700
>marry old woman
>get $3.5 million
>convert it to stables
>lose them all in a boating accident
>divorce
>enjoy life

>> No.54691362

>>54690700
Marry the 58 year old, then divorce her as soon as I get the money.

>> No.54691407

>>54690700
I'd marry, i'm almost 40 so it's ok, besides women peak at 24 anyways, old women (35+) have their own charm and any MILF connosseuir knows that. The problem with women is the uncanny valley age (26-34 years old) they all look like dave chappelle, they all look like a teenager with progeria. Young and old at the same time

>> No.54691607

>>54690700
Suck 4 dicks. I’d do it for $350k

>> No.54691627

>>54691607
I'd pay alot more than that

>> No.54691737

>>54690700
My gf is 50. She's hot af!

>> No.54692323

>>54691737
Based and MILF pilled