/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54688137]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous:

>>54684907

[Anonymous No.54688149]

>>54688137
Luv me credit spreads
Luv me time decay
Luv me crabs
Simple as

[Anonymous No.54688150]

I am feeling really social on a friday but dont know a decent bar to go to for good music and its too damn late so I am fucking angry

[Anonymous No.54688154]

where was the earth shattering kaboom?
I was promised an earth shattering kaboom!

[Anonymous No.54688156]

>>54688149
based

[Anonymous No.54688172]

BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
BOOTY BA BOOTY BA BOOTY, BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS

>sexo

[Anonymous No.54688182]

I am still bullish

[Anonymous No.54688192]

>tfw all securities registered

[Anonymous No.54688199]

>Research companies
>Analyse their financial statements
>Read their 10k's, annual reports, press releases, investor presentations, news stories, etc
>take into consideration macro-economic factors, constantly monitor economic news and data
>try to model the future performance of the company
>try to model how this will impact the future performance of the stock
>also have to factor in taxes you will have to pay
>learn complicated mathematics and programming techniques to further refine your models and data analysis
>get btfo by some cunt who just buys a vanguard fund every payday and enjoys life instead of spending all his free time researching and worrying about his investments or the economy

[Anonymous No.54688205]

I like large portfolios and thick latinas. I'm a simple man.

[Anonymous No.54688207]

Convince me not to buy a semi hollow /smg/
Don’t play dumb, I know you’re all tech workers that started playing guard during the coof

[Anonymous No.54688217]

>>54688199
What are you dense or something?

[Anonymous No.54688219]

>>54688199
dont worry like 95% of traders get btfo by a s&p index fund

[Anonymous No.54688231]

>>54688154
>"the entire economic system is about to collapse!!!"
>we all still have to go to work

[Anonymous No.54688234]

>>54688207
>Convince me not to buy a semi hollow /smg/
its not that different. it will not help you create different music unless you are already at the top of your game.
it may temporarily make it more fun to practice though
thats why I have 7 guitars

[Anonymous No.54688235]

if i daytrade all day every day how long will it take me to make it, starting with let's say 500k, so that I never have to work a real job ever again? I live frugally btw.

[Anonymous No.54688236]

>>54688207
get one of them BB KANG ones instead
they are fuckin' excellent
the Epiphone version is fine if you can't afford the Gibson

[Anonymous No.54688244]

>>54688207
Im a horn player, that's a cool looking guitar for a MtF pre op, pre hormones, trans girl with the wooden cheetah print

[Anonymous No.54688246]

>>54688235
Depends on how good you're at gambling

[Anonymous No.54688253]

>>54688246
I've won every game of texas holdem I've ever played, which is 2

[Yes No.54688254]

>>54688199
I just buy options right before earnings based on Zack's predictions and it works pretty well.

[Anonymous No.54688265]

the post-covid world is a meme
I refuse to accept anything after 2019 as canon

[Anonymous No.54688269]

>>54688235
>500k
>frugal
I wouldn't be throwing too much on the line day trading. Little bit. Just enough.

[Anonymous No.54688271]

>>54688235
You can sell covered calls on indexes, or just live off of gains from money market/T Bills.

[Anonymous No.54688297]

>>54688235
If I had that amount I would have already considered myself having made it and never work a real job ever again.

[Anonymous No.54688309]

When does BOIL go up

[Anonymous No.54688328]

>>54688137
I'm surprised the 15 million dollars in gold being stolen didn't affect the market. Shady stuff out there.

[Anonymous No.54688340]

>>54688271
the gains dont seem like they'd be quite enough right now, even frugally ~20k a yr is really really tight. if I had at least another 200k-300k maybe. I have half a mind to just throw it in s&p for 5 years or so and continue living like it doesn't exist before i try to do anything like live off of it.
>>54688297
Where you live?

[Anonymous No.54688341]

>>54688309
It goes up every day from its daily lows. Work it. I'm going to have to be more careful to pick good buy ins for overnight holds though because the Robinhood fags won't let you have a cash account with Gold.

[Anonymous No.54688344]

>>54688328
the gold never existed, the government is just giving itself an out for their fiat being the most worthless it's ever been short of the maple syrup reserves

[Anonymous No.54688349]

V whfg fung bhg n srgvp, unys-uneq, unys-qvneeurvp ybnq bs fuvg. ubj qb V cebsvg sebz guvf?

[Anonymous No.54688356]

>>54688349

[Anonymous No.54688357]

>>54688271
the fact someone as mid as she is has any ego confirms we live in a multilevel psyop

[Anonymous No.54688363]

>>54688349
don't rot13 this text

>>54688356
ok

[Anonymous No.54688364]

>>54688357
perky tits, no matter the face, makes a woman as confident as an average white male.

[Anonymous No.54688366]

>>54688234
I’m in my late 30s, I feel the Boomer urge to have 20 guitars (only two of which I actually play) growing
>>54688236
I’ve thought about this, but playing close to a $1000 for an Epiphone seems fundamentally wrong
>>54688244
Image is a PRS so it’s the guitar of choice for a fat middle aged lawyer whose wife is cheating on him but he doesn’t care because he’s banging his secretary in his Porsche, trannies play the Fender models that no one has heard of

[Anonymous No.54688385]

>>54688207
The thing about semi hollow electrics is that they don't actually sound that different. Acoustically they are louder, which I do enjoy when playing them, but the sound coming out of the amp is pretty standard electric guitar sound.

[Anonymous No.54688395]

>>54688349
sorry smg bros, it was a tasteful attempt of a joke

[Anonymous No.54688397]

>>54688199
People who invest in index funds aren't truly living. It's the thrill of the chase that keeps us going.

[Anonymous No.54688399]

>>54688340
Kentucky

[Anonymous No.54688400]

>>54688366
then just get the Gibson, there is no beating the feel of those KANGS
none

[Anonymous No.54688408]

>>54688364
they arent even a good size
idk why shit is annoying me today but add that to the list

[Anonymous No.54688428]

>>54688395
*tasteless... I'm not well today.

[Anonymous No.54688430]

>>54688397
this HAS to be the ultimate cope
picrel is the average VOO holder

[Anonymous No.54688432]

>>54688199
Midwit.

[Anonymous No.54688451]

>>54688340
Throw it all in gold miners few months from now. You are welcome.

[Anonymous No.54688453]

>>54688430
>VOO
>Not even SPY for the options activity

[Anonymous No.54688470]

>>54688451
>Throw it all in gold miners
Gold is up, urgin' all thugs
Trade in y'all chains for cash and splurge it on drugs
A more secure investment
Food and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter
And thank him as a Yankee fellow southerner
Don't forget the general rank, 'Ello, guv'nor!

[Anonymous No.54688473]

>>54688235
If by "make it" you mean "lose all my money" then probably a year, year and a half tops. Just remember to keep tight stops so you lose slower thus you'll have more fun or alternatively spend more time suffering

[Anonymous No.54688481]

>>54688473
>thus you'll have more fun or alternatively spend more time suffering
Suffering=fun in /SMG/

[Anonymous No.54688493]

>>54688430
It only makes sense to throw your money into index funds like VTI if you start young, which I in fact am not. Too much gatekeeping to get into stocks before commission free trading

[Anonymous No.54688494]

Delete this thread. The markets are for respectable people, not young males on alternative social media websites.

[Anonymous No.54688512]

>>54688494
FOOD AND WATER, A COUPLE GALLONS FOR YOUR CUTEST DAUGHTER

[Anonymous No.54688519]

>>54688470
Based MF DOOM poster

[Anonymous No.54688556]

>>54688494
I work in the shoeshine business, I'm just dipping my feet into the market, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.54688564]

NIGGA WE CRASHING!!! SOMEONE TELL THIS STOCK MARKET WE GOTS TO CRASH! OUR KIDS GOT TO FEEEDDD

[Anonymous No.54688571]

>>54688556
I've heard NVDA can only go up. Buying it is free money.

[Anonymous No.54688573]

>>54688453
What does it mean to buy Spy options?

[Anonymous No.54688574]

>>54688494
My shoeshine boy just gave me a hot tip on GFAI and FRC. I'm gonna be rich

[Anonymous No.54688591]

>>54688564
the VIX is crashing, though

[Anonymous No.54688595]

>>54688564
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54688597]

>>54688573
AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP BABY BOY

[Anonymous No.54688603]

>>54688571
Wow thanks for the free tip. I'm going to grab the kid's college fund and throw it into these things called 0dte options. Finally I can escape the life of poverty.

[Anonymous No.54688606]

>>54688591
>>54688595
Unironically we will be crash'dddddd by two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54688610]

I don’t even understand what a bull steepener even is.

[Anonymous No.54688648]

Is this the most Homosexual Smg yet?

[Anonymous No.54688652]

>>54688648
would you like it to be?

[Anonymous No.54688662]

>>54688493
10 years ago maybe. VTI will average 1% over the next decade. Not even memeing

VXUS will probably average 3-4%

[Anonymous No.54688667]

>>54688149
CUM IN NANDROIDS
EMMY A CUTE

[Anonymous No.54688780]

>>54688137
>img
If it has a stem, you hold it at the stem. There's a reason for it. Usually to not heat the drink with the warmth of your hand.

[Anonymous No.54688956]

>>54688591
vix never dies
i will win

[Anonymous No.54689014]

You guys should go long UVIX Monday morning if you want to make it

[Anonymous No.54689071]

Redpill me on Hawaii

[Anonymous No.54689083]

>>54689071
Look how small that place is, of course there'd only be a few banks controlling all the money.

[Anonymous No.54689164]

its happening (again)

[Anonymous No.54689180]

>>54689071
>First Hawaiian Bank
Any relation to First Republic Bank?

[Anonymous No.54689185]

>I wish I could fuck every lanklet in /smg/
>open up his legs to filet minion that bussy

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bTSSJIadpXI&feature=share

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bTSSJIadpXI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.54689202]

I've been seeing a lot more tech job postings, higher pay too. I think we really may be back.

[Anonymous No.54689261]

>futures

[callsRnotDaWae No.54689312]

Imagine being bullish right now, if you're still bullish right now you're probably an actual US government, or Ukraine shill.

[Anonymous No.54689319]

>>54689185
The real upside of being a fat monster is that you really can rape another man like a girl. I feel like lanklets and escpecially manlets are not thinking enough about this reality.

https://youtu.be/lPVBrRd9wCo

[Anonymous No.54689321]

>>54689261
I think it's funny how some people are obsessed with aliens, how they might look and behave. Meanwhile we have this kind of shit in the deep sea and few care.

[Anonymous No.54689338]

3 more hours until premarket

[Anonymous No.54689341]

>>54689321
No kidding. The depths of the seas hold some real weird stuff, and we've barely explored any of it. Where is my deep sea exploration company??

[Anonymous No.54689360]

>>54689312
Kek

[Anonymous No.54689378]

>>54689261
I would kick that fish ass if I saw it in the water anywhere

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54689386]

>>54689185
RORKLER
NEXT BIG GAY VIDEO UPDATE WHEN?

[Anonymous No.54689403]

cboe releases vix1d on monday

[Anonymous No.54689405]

0dte more like 0peepeepee

[Anonymous No.54689419]

>>54689312
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.54689464]

>>54689341
>Where is my deep sea exploration company??
There is literally a global intergovernmental organization whose sole mission is to prevent the economic development of the oceans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Seabed_Authority

[Anonymous No.54689472]

Predict today's market open

[Anonymous No.54689480]

>>54689472
It's just gonna crab again, why bother

[Anonymous No.54689504]

>>54688199
>>get btfo by some cunt who just buys a vanguard fund every payday and enjoys life instead of spending all his free time researching and worrying about his investments or the economy
This part is the part that makes me wonder why most anons are here. If your just gonna dca, then what are you doing here day in day out every week?

[Anonymous No.54689570]

>>54689504
I'm here to shitpost about
>yields
and
>futures.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54689572]

>>54689472
down then up and crab

[Anonymous No.54689601]

>>54689164
kek shits gonna get worse than 2008

[Anonymous No.54689602]

>>54689504
Exactly. I may be shit but at least I'm far better than some spy-buyer who still inexplicably comes here.

[Anonymous No.54689617]

>>54688610
Just kidding

Haha what kind of idiot doesn’t know that?

[Anonymous No.54689662]

>>54688364
women have no introspection whatsoever

[Anonymous No.54689667]

it's amazing how oscillators work well on daily chart, but no retailers are retarded and want to trade on the 1min chart

https://schrts.co/hHTkFMvJ

[Anonymous No.54689670]

Talk me out of mixing wine and instant coffee.

[Anonymous No.54689675]

>>54688235
lmao if you have 500k, what you need to do is diversify in into global low cost index funds, gold and bonds. you need to grow that slowly, and make sure you don't lose significant amounts of it. hire a real financial advisor. for example, you could live off dividends, because the longterm average SP500 return is 8-10% a year. that is 50k every year of return

[Anonymous No.54689686]

>>54689667
>retailers
sounds like you're the retarded one lmao
>muh oscillators
>babby's first easy money trick
they only work well now because of the textbook range crabbing we've seen recently, they don't work so well on days where it goes in one direction hard and then it goes in the same direction even harder and then some more. U r nu.

[Anonymous No.54689722]

>>54689675
>>>reddit

[Anonymous No.54689736]

>>54689686
>they work but not in my peculiar example

first you are wrong, second you are a coping moron

[Anonymous No.54689744]

CATURDAY!

[Anonymous No.54689750]

>>54689722
no, reality

[Anonymous No.54689753]

>>54689744
MODS!!!!

[Anonymous No.54689781]

>>54688137

Your participation needed:

Global. Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/424425905

[Anonymous No.54689785]

>>54689753
>MODS!!!!
coming soon

[Anonymous No.54689881]

>>54688271
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.54689949]

>historically recessions start after the fed pivots and yid curve uninverts
If this is commonly known information why are we pumping each time a pro-pivot argument appears

[Anonymous No.54690050]

>>54689949
>historically recessions start after the fed pivots and yid curve uninverts
Priced in.
>If this is commonly known information why are we pumping each time a pro-pivot argument appears
Priced in.
The second priced in cancels out the first priced in to make it not priced in.
This post cancels out the second priced in to re-price it in.

[Anonymous No.54690058]

>>54690050
This post was already fully priced in

[Anonymous No.54690063]

>>54690050
This is the blessed pepe of not being priced in and it counteracts all the occurrences of things being priced in your post.

[Anonymous No.54690089]

>>54689949
recession is an extremely lagging indicator, the fed piviots because they have already caused recession and they have just realised it

[Anonymous No.54690094]

>>54690063
Heh... thing is... that pepe was priced in from the start.

[Anonymous No.54690156]

this shit is just going to keep going up like it has since forever, it's already past the plateau
there will be no cheapies

[Anonymous No.54690202]

i boughted in yesterday so enjoy the crash next week boys

also i was banned for my erotic story from work. no fun allowed.jpg

[Anonymous No.54690229]

>>54688574
I own about 2k shares of FRC and 3k shares of PACW. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

[Anonymous No.54690349]

>>54690229
Enjoy losing about 15k on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.54690397]

>mfw went all in on VIX calls at market close
See you at SPX 3800 this week boyos

[Anonymous No.54690486]

>dead thread
>dead board
>dead market
RIP /smg/

[Anonymous No.54690496]

>>54690486
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.54690688]

I know absolutely nothing about trading but have 30k sat in a bank. I'm terrified of risk and don't want to lose it all trying to get mega rich. How easy would it be for me to just buy and sell relatively quickly to make small gains over a month or so for a few extra hundred in profit to add onto my wages?
The company I work for has its share price on our intranet and I see it regularly go between 86-100 dollars over a few weeks. Is it feasible to just buy a few grands worth when it's down and then sell a month later when it's high and repeat?

[Anonymous No.54690718]

are there any hobbies i can do if i work nights?

[Anonymous No.54690736]

>>54690486
even white femboys are dogpilled

[Anonymous No.54690753]

>>54690688
>Is it feasible to just buy a few grands worth when it's down and then sell a month later when it's high and repeat?
Swingies get the rope don't be a swingie

[Anonymous No.54690800]

My girlfriend got hired at Deliotte

[Anonymous No.54690823]

>>54690800
But Deliotte Page just fired 1200 people

[Anonymous No.54690852]

>>54689753
It's just us kiddo.

[Anonymous No.54690868]

The market should be open for a few hours on Saturday imo
Stupid that it's just closed all weekend

[Anonymous No.54690976]

>>54689949
Apparently new conditions have arisen that puts the applicability of previous models in question.

[Anonymous No.54690989]

>>54690976
So it's different this time?

[Anonymous No.54691010]

>>54689504
Entertainment.
After your first few months here it's pretty obvious you're not getting any good info.

[Anonymous No.54691016]

>>54689675
>you could live off dividends, because the longterm average SP500 return is 8-10% a year. that is 50k every year of return
>What's inflation
>What's volatility
You're right that he shouldn't daytrade with $500k but you also can't retire on it.

[Anonymous No.54691040]

>>54688172
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54691045]

>>54689504
>what are you doing here day in day out every week?

[Anonymous No.54691047]

>>54688199
>Do all that shit
>can't even buy Vanguard or SCHD because in Europe with European broker
>pay usa and euro taxes for USA dividends
Its all bullshit. No way to make money, it's so fkn hard

[Anonymous No.54691072]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so nice
with BTC
numbas
and lines
always
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooving

[Anonymous No.54691077]

market is closed, post gems

[Anonymous No.54691091]

>>54690989
Its always different
Until it isn't

[Anonymous No.54691112]

>>54691077

[Anonymous No.54691115]

Anyone notice how palantir is WEFglobohomo as it can be but their website has no mention of ESG? Big think...

[Anonymous No.54691128]

>>54689504
Honestly because it's the oldest board on 4channel.org. I hate zoomers and don't want to ever talk to them

[Anonymous No.54691136]

How are europeans supposed to make money? We don't have access to options trading.

[Anonymous No.54691157]

>>54691136
you have access to pretty cool 5x leveraged investments though

[Anonymous No.54691190]

>>54691157
Leverage doesn't make you money beyond 3x. That's why it's called TQQQ and not TQQQQQ, people with brains know latter is worth shit.

[Anonymous No.54691195]

I should get up and mow the line but the hangover from last night is killing my energy

[Anonymous No.54691221]

>>54691136
If Krauts- you don't have to pay capital gains tax almost any time since there is no wash sale rule. So do some tax loss harvesting, sell losers, buy them next day

[Anonymous No.54691225]

>>54691190
yeah sucks that you guys dont have access to options and other restrictions. i just thought it was pretty noteworthy americans are locked out of those highly leveraged etfs. obviously it can be replicated (and exceeded) with options.

[Anonymous No.54691229]

>>54691221
>you don't have to pay capital gains tax almost any time
where did you hear that?

[Anonymous No.54691258]

>>54691225
If only I could time every bottom and buy every top with 1400x or at least 50x leverage. Yes, we have access to products which have 1400x leverage although 200 or 50 is more common.

Not that you'll ever make money with that shit.

[Anonymous No.54691287]

>>54691258
Now that I think about that's pretty crazy leverage, like holy shit it really is 1300

[Anonymous No.54691295]

[Anonymous No.54691317]

>>54691229
Well I just told you about tax loss harvesting. Unless you are an investing savant and you are green in everything
Now you might say that you are overall green but that does not matter since you are not selling everything. Some stuff you will hold for longer than a year, right?

[Anonymous No.54691325]

WHY IS URANIUM GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.54691331]

Just want to say I hate all the honkaloids here, nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.54691352]

>>54691325
why are you invested in uranium?
no one's building new plants and Germany just shut down their last one

[Anonymous No.54691353]

Nice relaxing Saturday. Debt ceiling cliff looms closer by the week. End of June is when it tumbles down. They (Congress) is nowhere near any deal to advert it. You should be cheering them to take it right to the edge. Why?. The closer to the edge it goes, the cheaper the stocks will get as the mass panic sets in cause no one will know if a deal will happen or not. Therein lays your chance to bag like hell. So save up a nice load of green and bid your time. Mark the "do or die" day on your calendar. Then strike.

[Anonymous No.54691369]

>>54691317
Ok, can you elaborate on tax loss harvesting in Germany for a little bit, please?
All I know is that capital gains tax in Germany is 25% (+ some other taxes like church and solidarity for former east Germany)

[Anonymous No.54691374]

>>54691353
based
I hope it makes BOIL a really good price

[Anonymous No.54691395]

>>54691374

[Anonymous No.54691457]

>>54691374
>asian tattoo meme down the spine.
Women are so predictable.

[Anonymous No.54691464]

I sold half my holdings so please dump now Mr. Market sir.

[Anonymous No.54691475]

>>54690800
Huh, I just fucked a girl who just got hired at Deloitte last night

[Anonymous No.54691532]

How often is their sentiment right?

[Anonymous No.54691542]

>>54691016
5k is what an engineer or something would make in a thirdworld shit hole annually
u can retire on 500k, just not in the US

heck if u only want to be alive for 20 years u can retire now

[Anonymous No.54691565]

[Anonymous No.54691566]

Oil will NEVER be below 75 again. That was a once in a generation dip

[Anonymous No.54691567]

I keep falling off the wagon. I'm going to die a virgin

[Anonymous No.54691589]

>>54691566
I want to believe

[Anonymous No.54691605]

>>54691353
no thanks im just going to dca into vti no matter what happens

[Anonymous No.54691606]

>>54691566
It also wont go above $80 the crab has infected all assets

[Anonymous No.54691608]

>>54691589

[Anonymous No.54691615]

>>54691605
You can still do that. I'm not saying not to keep on doing whatever your currently doing. But if opportunity knocks hey might as well take advantage.

[Anonymous No.54691622]

Wtf is this schizo shit

[Anonymous No.54691626]

>>54691589
>>54691606
We will see 150 by end of year. We are at the beginning of a decade long bull run. Accumulate on all dips.

[Anonymous No.54691655]

>>54691606
muh btc

[Anonymous No.54691680]

>>54691655

[Anonymous No.54691708]

Can a permabull explain me this logically.

For example BMW:

Q3 2022 EPS: 4,25
Q4 2022 EPS: 3,44

So it got worse. Ironically the LOW of BMW was end of Q3, when they were making most money. Why did BMW now reach a multi year high? (I'm short since 2 days btw, riding this shit back to 90 or lower)

[Anonymous No.54691717]

>>54691680
Well, you see, if I capped the 1D it wouldn't adequately display the snibs effect.

[Anonymous No.54691729]

>>54691680
>>54691717
and other views, allowing for larger cappin', would include mostly things non muh BTC

[Anonymous No.54691740]

>>54691708
They have lost access to ev tax credits in usa markets

[Anonymous No.54691743]

>>54691708
they probably grew revenue

[Anonymous No.54691819]

>>54691743
Yes, but less profit. So? What does revenue matter if nothing remains?

>>54691740
?? Wanna argue that this is bullish?

[Anonymous No.54691880]

smg, does anyone here belief in set and forget investing in index funds. cuz i don't
>>54690800
deloitte these nutz

[Anonymous No.54691897]

kinda ironic tho
to have a mini moon
right after showin'
tha snibs
NUMBAS & LINES
ALWAYS
MOOOOOOOOVIN'
this is how to manage
markets bein' closed

[Anonymous No.54691917]

startin' to crave
some
pizza (tha food, not tha Pedesta code)

[Anonymous No.54691935]

I just paid 160$ for 2 jeans, 2 shorts, 2 shirts, a pair of shoes and a basecap at fucking h&m
thats not even enough to wear for an entire season wtf why is it so expensive?

[Anonymous No.54691954]

>>54691917
I have dominos left over from yesterday

[Yes No.54692003]

>>54690688
>How easy would it be for me to just buy and sell relatively quickly to make small gains over a month or so for a few extra hundred in profit to add onto my wages?
That's the easiest way to lose money.

>The company I work for has its share price on our intranet and I see it regularly go between 86-100 dollars over a few weeks. Is it feasible to just buy a few grands worth when it's down and then sell a month later when it's high and repeat?
Under more normal conditions maybe, but there's consensus that we're going to enter a major recession soon and the retail mumus that are buying in right now will get absolutely killed.

You should absolutely be putting you money in CDs right now, the interest rates are ridiculous. https://www.nerdwallet.com/best/banking/cd-rates

[Anonymous No.54692008]

>>54691954
I just called in a Little Caesars
it is very rare I can splurge $10 on a single meal
but I just made over $1 from muh BTC (unrealized but fook it)

[Anonymous No.54692042]

>>54691047
I have a vanguard fund on a european broker without double taxation.

[Anonymous No.54692043]

>>54692008
whoohoo
it's already up to $2.25!!!
glad I got
THA THREE MEAT TREAT
and not just the shittiest 1 toppin' they have!

[Anonymous No.54692161]

I just realized that my lady friend who got vaxxed right before pregnancy and my SIL who got vaxxed right before pregnancy both have fucked up looking babies that look super similar to eachother.

They have bulging eyes set close to eachother and piglike noses and look kind of scary to be honest, both of them.

How to make money on this? These fucking babies remind me of fucking quatto or whatever from total recall.

[Anonymous No.54692165]

why did ai dump?

[Anonymous No.54692191]

>>54692161
Fuck me I'm googling ugly babies and I cant find any that look like these two.

I think the vax may have fucked them up.

[Anonymous No.54692202]

Imagine not using your HOOD card and gettin' that FREE MONEY from their kick ass
ROUND UPS REWARDS PROGRAM
I fooked up last time and transferred everything left back to the Brokerage account so didn't have the funds in Spending for them to use. I figured they just locked in the amount and added their part the next comin' Moonday, but that ain't how the shit functions.
I KNOW THIS TIME
THO

[Anonymous No.54692216]

I think euro is going to rally against the dollar soon. How do I do forex so I can make a play on monday morning?

[Anonymous No.54692269]

>i have this play
>i dont even know how to place the bet
im inverting this retard

[Anonymous No.54692286]

so why is the media saying there will be a recession starting within this year?

[Anonymous No.54692290]

>If I had a million dollars
>Well, I'd buy you a house
- Barenaked Ladies (1992)
$1,000,000 in 1992 == $2,151,361.37 in 2023

[Anonymous No.54692291]

>>54692216
the only thing the euro rallies against is being heterosexual, son

[Anonymous No.54692295]

>>54692269
Do it bitch, now someone tell me so I lose all my money and you can laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.54692299]

>>54692286
to get dumb money to dump then buy in

[Anonymous No.54692314]

i learned all my finance tricks from a korero i had with chatgpt

[Anonymous No.54692318]

>>54692286
I am pretty sure if the market rockets up from here, some financial institutions are going to have their bets functionally explode.

[Anonymous No.54692384]

>>54691353
>bank of america
>dr pepper
>paramount
>warner brothers

What compels someone to hold this shit? Snooze dividends and nogains?

[Anonymous No.54692467]

>>54692384
At least she got rid of AT&T at the right time and migrated in KO. Don't know how much equity she has in any of those because her image is just a list of stock tickers. I believe she has one share of each until proven otherwise

[Anonymous No.54692469]

What do you guys do over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.54692480]

>>54692469
jack my shit

[Anonymous No.54692487]

>>54692469
drink beer

[Anonymous No.54692494]

>>54692384
>not owning Smg certified KDP shares

[Anonymous No.54692527]

>>54692469
I've already jacked off three times during last 6 hours!

[Anonymous No.54692558]

>>54692469
let BTC and HOOD ROUND UP REWARDS
help me buy a pizza
while awaiting whatever news might trigger
THA GREAT HEEM
TO COME
maybe moonday
or whenever
SOON/ISH
two weeks
it's over

[Anonymous No.54692577]

>>54692494
>not buying MNST the official boomer drink
Literally who drinks dr pepper? I would hold pepsico over fucking dr pepper any day cause atleast you know people buy pepsi.

[Anonymous No.54692640]

>>54692577
For me, its Snapple. but Im protesting them until I see glass bottles back on the shelves

[Anonymous No.54692730]

when stock market go up?

[Anonymous No.54692753]

>>54692730

[Anonymous No.54692766]

>>54692577
Diet dr pepper was the only palatable diet beverage for years until coke zero came around

[Anonymous No.54692779]

>>54689504
Don't forget you're here forever

[Anonymous No.54692792]

>>54692730
Sexo

[Anonymous No.54692806]

>>54692286
The same reason why they said this

[Anonymous No.54692810]

ITS STILL FUCKING SNOWING IN MONTANA MOVE ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE

[Anonymous No.54692817]

SELL IN MAY GO AWAY!

It's just not a slogan. It's not just astrology.
It's not just magick. It's not just season.

It's the belief that we will crash. BELIEF. BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54692828]

>>54692810
Snow is he white mans season. Everything else is for third-worlders. Spring and fall has honorable mentions.

[Anonymous No.54692841]

>>54692820
>>54692820

give recomendations broskis

[Anonymous No.54692842]

>>54692810
what's great is when it finally all melts in May into June and the dog shit from all Winter thaws
MT is based except for Missoula which is fags

[Anonymous No.54692869]

>>54692842
FUCK YOU!!!

SELL IN MAY! GO AWAY!
SELL IN MAY! GO AWAY!
SELL IN MAY! GO AWAY!
SELL IN MAY! GO AWAY!
SELL IN MAY! GO AWAY!

[Anonymous No.54692877]

>>54692841
don't have a twitter account is the rec
it's all just a bunch of opinions
and TA tards
>LOOK
>IT'S DA PEE PEE
>POO POO
>PAT
>TERN
>!!!!!!!!!!
>AND UNO WAT THAT MEEEEEEEENS COMES NEXT!!!
might as well just go ask a bunch of street niggers what to invest in

[Anonymous No.54692892]

>>54692877
i follow a few people who do similar style as me. they have some good takes and also i can see do they look at same tickers as me.

its good imo to follow people with more experience.

[Anonymous No.54692932]

>>54692869
>FUCK YOU!!!
only if ur a hot actual woman (biological vagina at birth that is still intact and no herbs)
>SELL IN MAY! GO AWAY!
more or less agreed, but I hope it waits till Sept
>>54692892
I have 2 twitter people bookmarked and that's all I need, no account, and no need to comment, just the data provided.

[Anonymous No.54692948]

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Red and Bobo
Red and Bobo
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what time it
Red and Bobo
Red and Bobo
Red and Bobo

Everytime Bobo crash, he does it big.
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin', "it's overrrrrrrrrr"
Uh, Red Candles, Screaming Pain
Them niggas scared of it, but them Bobo's Aint.
Soon as I hit the markets, taking them mumu gains
Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake
Suede insides, my SHORTS roarin'
And I got the pedal to the metal
Got you niggas bulls checkin' game, I'm ballin' out on every level
Hear them BEAR haters talk but there's nothing can stop us
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em, nigga breakin mumu's bank
No keys, push to start

Yeah, uh-huh, you know what time it
Red and Bobo
Red and Bobo
Red and Bobo

Every time we Crash WE DO IT BIG!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

[Anonymous No.54692986]

>>54692877
TA has always been a meme. The markets are completely fake and gay so trying to use pattern recognition on it is useless.

[Anonymous No.54692997]

My strategy is reliable dividends to build passive income, I'm thinking once I hit 200k I would start looking towards buying growth shares with my dividends

At the moment I'm roughly 'earning' $9,000 a year passive.

I'd like to start taking that toward mining, energy and IT, I don't see it personally if I lose out on some of those investments considering I would only utilize the passive income.

Thoughts?

Some ideas I've come across propose growth stocks first then dividend stocks but I believe at 27 I still have that time to have them grow, plus I've accumulated that experience so I have a better mind to choose more wisely.

[Anonymous No.54692998]

>>54692986
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah it's a meme..just like your IQ.

[Anonymous No.54693019]

>>54692998
I hate gook posters so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.54693026]

>>54692986
I don't think it's *useless* by any stretch. It's excellent for getting an overall abstract grasp on how a stock or whatever has performed historically, and where it generally seems to be within its cyclic tendencies. But looking at micro movements and coming up with all those retarded names for them is can'tseetheforestforthetreestism.

[Anonymous No.54693049]

>>54692202
done got that pizza down to
HAF PRYCE

[Anonymous No.54693068]

any reason why I shouldn't invest like 10% of my portfolio into micro cap biotech stocks that have seen massive insider buying?

[Anonymous No.54693076]

>>54693019
I just spilled some beans on the floor. OOPPPS there goes the glass bottle.

CLEAN UP ON AISLE FAG!!!!

[Anonymous No.54693080]

>>54693049
can't decide if snek holdin' chin up high
or brontobro

[Anonymous No.54693088]

>>54693080

[Anonymous No.54693107]

>>54693068
>biotech
These are either buying Amazon in the 90s tier or go bankrupt in a few years tier. No exceptions and they're usually the latter.

[Anonymous No.54693115]

>people will complain about pineapple on pizza but put these literal rat droppings on theirs

[Anonymous No.54693138]

>>54693107
>years
this seems optimistic
what with
THA
CREDIT
CRUNCH
that was sent by Jerome
to HEEM
tha
FAKE
&
tha
GAY

[Anonymous No.54693151]

>>54692384
There are way better dividend stocks. Kick out KHC for General Mills, Intel for Broadcom, KDP for Pepsico, C for JPM and Disney for...well, almost anything is better. The rest is alright. BAC is cheap as fuck and a great buy atm.

[Anonymous No.54693191]

Whoever use canola oil ya soul'll boil
For a longer time than it take a diet cola to spoil
Huh, I get what you're sellin'
Swellin' from alien microfilaments, it's Morgellons
Even if you're gellin'
What's that in your melanin?
What the hell is they sprayin'? No tellin'
Barium strontium, aluminum
Well drink responsibly, get the truth from DOOM and 'em
Can't trust the tap water much less the kettle
Double entendre to the phrase test your mettle
The rest'll settle, just to get fed well
As the livin' dead infect the red cell

[Anonymous No.54693242]

Why aren't you shorting TSLA?

[Anonymous No.54693264]

What is the most degenerate way to short to indirectly short twitter?

[Anonymous No.54693316]

>>54692042
Not the good ones. SCHD, for example is illegal in EU
Very limited choice for stuff Americans enjoy

[Anonymous No.54693327]

>>54693242
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.54693329]

>>54693264
Buying calls on DWAC

[Anonymous No.54693347]

>>54692986
its numbers and math. saying TA doesnt work means FA doesnt either

[Anonymous No.54693352]

i fucked up. didnt realize that Im sort of locked in for 18 months going for a 4.5% CD. I thought everyone was saying its easy money and i should have kept it in an emergency savings account at 3.5%. have 4k left in checking and 18k into that CD...dont need it but just in case

[Anonymous No.54693357]

>>54693347
>saying TA doesnt work means FA doesnt either
Correct. All a meme. If either worked everyone would be rich.

[Anonymous No.54693368]

We are reliving the movie margin call again in IRL..

kek

[Anonymous No.54693390]

>>54692286
Because the recession already started several months ago and the plan of changing the definition of recession didn't pan out.

[Anonymous No.54693391]

>>54693329
Done
>>54693368
It already happened, therefore the always true statement nothing ever happens remains true

[Anonymous No.54693395]

>>54693357
Those who know how to use it properly are rich.. Those who think they are random patterns are not. Also TA encompasses more than just random squiggly lines.. There are momentum indicators, reversal indicators, bottom and top indicators.

You treat the stock market like a casino it will treat you like a broken poor fool.

[Anonymous No.54693411]

>>54692810
It snowed in Alberta most of yesterday. I wasn't pleased. This does happen almost every year though. Winter always has to get one late fuck you day in before it's done.

[Anonymous No.54693413]

>>54693347
ALL
THAT
U
HAVE
TO
DO
IS
WATCH
FOR
THA
BUY
SIGNAL
PICREL

[Anonymous No.54693418]

>>54693390
Equities Don't Bottom When Yield Curves Are Inverted.

Idiot...

[Anonymous No.54693422]

God dammit
I keep forgetting to DCA and now I have $19k sitting in my checking account

[Anonymous No.54693449]

>>54690718
Sure. Are you worried about late night noise on your days off?

[Anonymous No.54693460]

>>54693368
It's dropping because the FED is tightening and we will have higher rates longer. They are already greasing the tires up to throw Janet Yellen to throw her under the bus and say it was all her fault for never bringing rates back to normal after the 2000 Depression.

Get ready we're heading back to the 80's-90's.

[Anonymous No.54693467]

Who has the uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.54693468]

>>54693418
>Idiot
No u

[Anonymous No.54693482]

>>54693422
TSLA

[Anonymous No.54693483]

>>54693352
>didnt realize that Im sort of locked in for 18 months going for a 4.5% CD.
That's the entire point of a CD

[Anonymous No.54693488]

>>54693467
We dont watch porn.

[Anonymous No.54693494]

>>54693460
meanwhile. And joblessnumbers are looking to be good again next week. Powell is done, 2% goal practically reached by Q4 2023

[Anonymous No.54693493]

>>54693482
No I'm just going to put some of it in Vanguard funds and some of it QLD

[Anonymous No.54693500]

>>54693422
Just dump it into 4-5% CD, you're clearly far too retarded to be trusted with actual investing.

[Anonymous No.54693504]

>>54693494

[Anonymous No.54693515]

>>54693352
You could have had in in ROBINHOOD getting 4.4% while sitting ready for you to pull the trigger on a trade at any moment.

[Anonymous No.54693527]

>>54693493
The Queer Latino Division???

[Anonymous No.54693535]

>>54688271
The best thing about flat chested girls is you can pretend they are boys and it’s not really gay because it a girl.

[Anonymous No.54693538]

[Anonymous No.54693539]

>>54693515
Robinhood sits at 4% but Fidelity Spaxx is only 2%?

[Anonymous No.54693541]

>>54693500
I already have $90k in banks getting 4%. It's not that I'm a bad investor... I've just been busy this month and I keep forgetting to transfer the money. Now I need to spread $2k into QLD and $3k into Vanguard over 5 days... to get that average.
>>54693527
Sure...

[Anonymous No.54693553]

what do you guys think about amazon earnings??

will it be shit?

[Anonymous No.54693562]

>>54690486
I was disappointed this wasn't one of those "person suddenly shoots themselves in the head on cam" videos

[Anonymous No.54693572]

>>54693553
yes. Earnings season will suck ass

[Anonymous No.54693594]

>>54693483
What does this say? I never understood these dot things.

[Anonymous No.54693598]

>>54693539
>he fell for the "serious big boi firm" meme

[Anonymous No.54693601]

>>54693488
Yeah we read it

[Anonymous No.54693607]

>>54693553
Probably miss and drop below 100. Retards are heeming monies into their streaming services. But who knows, maybe they pull another rivian bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54693609]

>>54693494
>>54693504
Just because some kikes convinced everyone sub 3% interest rates was a good thing does not make it right. The party is over no more QE and no more free money. Wallstreet is just going to have to remember how to make money like they used to.

[Anonymous No.54693620]

>>54693538
I dont understand how this can happen where certain sea life and reptiles can be affectionate or open to be pet like that. Do they even register certain emotions like we do or just reacting to stimuli that seems like it's emotion to us. The only way can think of is if they experienced human interaction since their birth and are just used to it and expect it.

[Anonymous No.54693636]

>>54693572
>>54693607
yeah i liked their chart but same move happened last earnings. move up and then huge dump from missed

[Anonymous No.54693644]

>>54691295
I was lucking slashdot when your grandpappy was in diapers son

[Anonymous No.54693652]

>>54693644
doubt that shit kid

[Anonymous No.54693664]

>>54693609
>convinced everyone sub 3% interest rates was a good thing
Sub 3 is a good thing, unless youre a lender, you should want close to 0 as possible.

[Anonymous No.54693672]

>>54693620
They are literally trying to heat him dude

[Anonymous No.54693682]

bear bros...give me hopium. im bleeding chips

[Anonymous No.54693700]

>>54693682
It's all gone. They are just going to print to infinity

[Anonymous No.54693716]

>>54693538
God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.54693721]

>>54693664
Anon the greatest bull market we ever had was accomplished with double digit rates. On the flip side the longest period of near 0 interest rates had 3 of the worst recessions occur in a 10 year period that we didn't recover from for 12 years and caused caused 2 massive speculative bubbles (2007 housing bubble, 2020 Covid bubble)

Our best most sustainable growth periods has always occurred with greater then 3% rates. Also early rate cuts gives you a 70s style crab market.

You fucking low rate junkies.

[Anonymous No.54693734]

>>54688662
How are you certain

[Anonymous No.54693751]

>>54693721
>Solid underlying fundamentals are most important?
>Government can't just will prosperity into existence with monetary policy?
Bullshit, lies and slander

[Anonymous No.54693761]

>>54693609
Who is paying 3% when there are algorythmic stablecoins at 0%. Sure not enough liquidity for 8 figures, but 6 figures, easy

[Anonymous No.54693763]

>>54693620
I've kept several reptiles as pets and used to work at a rescue for them so I can offer some explanation. Reptiles aren't affectionate, they don't bond to their owners per se. However, once they have determined that the big monkey is not trying to kill/eat them they do have reasons to be okay with the monkey's company. The monkey may provide food. The monkey is warm and climbing on it feels nice. Things of this nature. Eel not confirmed the sea monkey is going to kill it, sea monkey is stroking it, this feels nice, continue.

[Anonymous No.54693770]

>>54688137
You guys are buying visa calls ahead of earnings right?

[Anonymous No.54693777]

>>54693539
BTW
PLS
DO NOT
LEAVE OFF
THA
POINT FOUR
WHICH IS
ALMOST
A WHOLE
OTHER
HALF
PERCENT

[Anonymous No.54693812]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.54693819]

Tonights movie should be Leon The Professional or In Bruges. Le Misrabe is also an acceptable choice.

[Anonymous No.54693825]

>>54693242
this shits going to become Microsoft. your going to get baited into their little ecosystem then everything becomes SAS.

[Anonymous No.54693846]

>>54693819
>Le Misrabe

[Anonymous No.54693852]

>>54693825
Haven't other car companies tried making subscription features only to get shot down by - whichever group enforces those types of things?

[Anonymous No.54693855]

>>54693842
>>54693842
>>54693842
NEW ONE

[Anonymous No.54693857]

>>54693819
I think it should be lost in translation.

[Anonymous No.54693882]

>>54689504
Insecurity. Despite DCA'ing, they're still unsure about their investments and want validation that their investing choices are correct.

[Anonymous No.54693903]

>>54693761
Back to the cryptopits cryptokek.

[Anonymous No.54695928]

Netlist Inc convinced a federal jury in Texas on Friday to award it more than $303 million for Samsung Electronics Co's infringement of several patents related to improvements in data processing.

Just 20 min before the markets closed the news dropped and it went up 20% in those 20 min. Going to be insane Monday.